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Umm... Me, well, I'm KKataang4eva. I wanted to just be Kataang, but that didn't happen! I'm a teenager who LOVES cartoons. And, of course ATLA:) I'm a Harry Potter FREAK - I have my own wand! I HATE Twishit, or excuse me, TWILIGHT *sarcasm*. I hate Justin Beiber, I love the Beatles. I'm kind of a grammar freak. I'm a gay rights supporter. I'm not religious. And yeah.. that should do it. I say this because I don't want to hear SHIT about how I should convert, or I took the lords name in vain or whatever else. I DON'T CARE. And yeah... now, ONTO THE FANFICTION!
Please read and review my story. I try to update ASAP. But it's not always possible! So happy summer!
My Fav Quotes From Dearblankpleaseblank.com:
Bold are my favorites! I took out anything I deemed to inappropriate for my profile.
Dear insufferable "know-it-all",
Unless your name is God, Google or Hermione, you, in fact, do not know it all.
Sincerely, good day.
Dear razor package that reads "warning: do not use during earthquake.",
OMG an earthquake! Better go shave my legs!
Blah blah blah, angst, my life sucks. Blah blah, angst, blah, I hate my parents. Blah blah, boyfriend/girlfriend, blah blah, money, blah blah, FML, blah, music, angst.
Sincerely, talk to me when you actually have responsibility.
You know what else you can read in the sun without a glare?
Dear elementary school kids,
If you can't spell the word "relationship," clearly you aren't old enough to have one.
Dear "DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH",
But it taste so good...
Sincerely, I'll pretend I didn't see that.
Next time I try to be cute for your birthday and make you a coupon for anything you want, please consider your options more thoughtfully...
Sincerely, here's your sandwich.
Dear Winnie the Pooh,
We have the same middle name!
Sincerely, Jack the Ripper.
Just because I am married now, doesn't mean that you can make inappropriate and uncomfortable sex jokes.
Sincerely, when I said I was "busy," I meant washing the dishes...
Dear girl complaining on my facebook about how hard it is being a teen mom,
Solution: Don't get pregnant.
Sincerely, common sense.
I have discovered something better then bubble wrap.
Sincerely, colored bubble wrap.
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
I'm pretty sure the Bible actually teaches love, tolerance, forgiveness, and doing unto others as you would want others to do unto you. What book are you getting all your stuff from?
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Im 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
Sincerely, your son, Justin B
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Sincerely, H. Potter
Dear Edward Cullen,
Sincerely, Tom Riddle
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Dear Sirius Black,
What's your middle name?
Sincerely, I hope it's Lee
Dear movie watcher,
Your parents are about to walk in.
Sincerely, the only sex scene in the movie
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.
A couple of lies would take care of that.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
This is why you were in Hufflepuff.
Sincerely, The Sorting Hat
Dear High School Boys,
Your penis is not like Pinocchio's nose - it doesn't get longer every time you lie about its size.
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.
Dear Twilight fans,
Let's do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort > Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.
Sincerely, suck on that.
If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month.
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
You're doing it wrong.
Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays.
Sincerely, a Lion King enthusiast
Dear People of the World,
I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you.
Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.
Sincerely, It's not my fault I live in Alaska
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised us
Dear Rubik's Cube,
It's ok, we caught the train to Hogwarts instead.
Sincerely, Unicorns and Dragons
Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,
I need you to work overtime tomorrow.
Sincerely, your boss
You watch them sleep too?
Wow, this is awkward. You weren't invited...
Sincerely, The USA
Dear Cedric Diggory,
Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff!
OM NOM NOM.
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Sincerely, a boy
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
Dear Disney Channel,
What the DEVIL have you done with this place?!
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please make another book in the Twilight series. My fireplace is running low on fuel.
Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Klondike Bar?
It's a good thing we're not related; your name would be Harry Longbottom.
Yea, it's every princess's dream to be rescued by a fat plumber with a pedostache.
Sincerely, Princess Peach
Dear career placement tests,
You wish you were me.
Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.
Could I interest you in becoming a Horcrux?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
Dear unborn son,
Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.
Sincerely, soon to be father.
Please help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.
Sincerely, Spongebob S Pants.
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber.
Sincerely, the world
Dear people who say they're ninja when they catch things after dropping them,
Ninjas don't drop things.
Sincerely, a ninja
Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
Your name is my name too!
Sincerely, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Dear Justin Bieber,
An autobiography? Seriously? You just barely reached puberty. Let me guess, it consists of: 'I was born. The end.'
Sincerely, Fed up SO TRUE. GOD I HATE HIM!
We hate periods too.
We thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, but congrats on the backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals...
Dear Wizard Community,
It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.
Sincerely, Minister for Magic.
Dear Jacob Black,
I noticed you drive a motorcycle and turn into a huge dog. How original.
Sincerely, Sirius Black.
Maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head.
You are a disgrace to the family name.
You'd have cool accents too if you didn't throw all that tea in the water.
Sincerely, The British
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Writing a book for muggles describing the magical world in explicit detail is a violation of Section 13, Part C of the International Warlock Convention. We expect you to attend a hearing on February 28th.
Sincerely, The Ministry of Magic.
Dear Skittles manufacturer,
Clearly someone failed their colors of the rainbow test.
Dear girl at my school,
Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
Sincerely, close your legs.
Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
Dear Google Image Search,
That WAS NOT what I was looking for.
Sincerely, Scarred for Life
Dear Bank of America,
Yeah, but do you have dragons?
Dear Old Navy,
Please stop with the creepy mannequin commercials.
Sincerely, all of America
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Dear Rebecca Black,
We don't hate you because you're famous; you're famous because we hate you.
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake
I would pants you, but it looks like someone beat me to it.
Did you get my text?
Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Sincerely, The Romans
Is it too soon to ask what's shakin'?
Dear Edward Cullen,
You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.
Sincerely, Peter Pan.
Lady Gaga taught me it's ok to be different. Ke$ha taught me that I should be myself and not give a crap what people think. Taylor swift taught me that not all of the guys I love are going to love me. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Sincerely, most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.
Dear Bruno Mars,
She's not worth it man. If someone is throwing grenades at this girl, she's obviously involved with some messed up people.
Sincerely, a friend who cares.
Dear girls making kissy faces on Myspace and Facebook,
There's a reason we close our eyes when we kiss.
Please stop, this game of 'got your nose' has gone on far too long.
Dear The Movie,
Sincerely, The Book
Dear boys yelling Harry Potter spells in the back of the classroom,
It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA...
Sincerely, I think your muggle is showing.
Dear "I'm not drunk!",
You threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"
Sincerely, yes, you are.
Trying to make a perfect race never works. Just sayin'.
Dear silly people,
Whoever said words can never hurt you?
Sincerely, Avada Kedavra and Crucio
Thank you for not serving hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face.
Sincerely, Immature Teenager
Why didn't anything happen when I chose airplane mode and threw you up in the air?
Sincerely, you're the worst Transformer ever.
Sincerely, you just read that in an accent didn't you?
Dear guy with the British accent,
You instantly became more attractive. Say more words.
Sincerely, average American girl.
Dear face wash commercials,
Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that.
Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.
Dear boys who want x-ray vision as their superpower,
Congratulations, you can now see girls' skeletons.
Sincerely, have you ever seen an x-ray?
Dear Taio Cruz,
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, sayin AYE OH, where'd my nose go?
Dear racist white people,
When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go out in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'll be black, and when I die I'll be black. But you, when you where born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?
Sincerely, black people.
Dear person reading this,
Can switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Sincerely, did you just read that in the guy's voice?
Dear women of the world,
You think your time of the month is bad...
Dear face cream that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger,
If I put this on my 9 year old sister will her face disappear?
I am your Father.
Sincerely, with hugs and hisses, Vader.
...and that's how you fake a death.
Sincerely, harry potter.
Dear kid that wants to be harry potter,
I just killed your parents, you're welcome!
Sincerely, now you are one step closer.
Dear attractive guy,
You had me at "hello..."
Sincerely, but lost me at "I don't like harry potter."
Dear parents who are afraid to leave me home alone,
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Sincerely, just kidding, I'll probably just watch harry potter.
Dear people wishing harry potter wasn't over,
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that."
Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore.
You are not the end of an era. harry potter was the end of an era. You, Twilight, are the end of an error.
Dear harry potter,
No way! your mom died protecting you too? Lets be best friends!
Please make one of your recordable cards that looks like a howler.
Sincerely, harry potter fans.
"Please" and "thank you" are actually not the magic words...
Sincerely, harry potter.
Dear Wizards of Waverly Place,
Wow. Wizardry is so...different...in America.
Sincerely, harry potter.
If you can stare at cheerleaders, then I can talk about how hotharry potter is.
Dear Disney World,
You are no longer the most magical place on earth. Sorry.
Sincerely, the Wizarding World of harry potter.
Remember that time you touched my hair in fifth year? I haven't washed it since.
Sincerely, Severus Snape.
Dear Housing Department,
Look, I just moved in and absolutely love my house, but I keep getting all of these random letters and unexpected visitors looking for some fish. Any way I could get an address change?
Sincerely, current residents of P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
Dear blind date at the zoo,
I thought you were a terrible date until you pointed at an animal in a pond I couldn't see and shouted "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"
Sincerely, see you next week?
Dear people who think the Harry Potter books go against the Christian belief,
Harry escaped death when he was a baby. When he was a young boy, he realized he was destined to destroy evil. When he grew older, he realized he needed to die. When he did die, he came back to life and conquered evil.
Sincerely, HEY! That sounds oddly familiar...
No matter if you love Star Wars, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, or Avatar: The Last Airbender let all fandoms coexist.
Sincerely, nerd and let nerd.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Sincerely, Just switched my major to Biochemical Engineering for my daddy.
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