Author has written 2 stories for Uglies, and Criminal Minds.
Hi! It's Torkidog! I love writing, not that I'm any good at it. But ya know... I write mostly about Criminal Minds (tv) and The Clique (book). I read a lot more variety of fanfictions, though. I currently have two stories on here- In the Eyes of a Natural and Opening the Past. In the Eyes of a Natural is about a book called Uglies. I currently have two more chapters written, but my laptop crashed. Opening the past is about Emily Prentiss from Criminal Minds. I started writing it on my phone, but I can't update on there, so I now switched to a different computer. I have about three chapters written.
Us Criminal Minds Finatics know what I am talking about. Courtesy of PretzelDog
1. You know the exact date and time Criminal minds comes on
2. You miss Gideon and you still believe he will come back one day.
3. Yes, Dr. Spencer Reid is a Genius
4. You know that Hotch doesn’t smile at almost anything anymore
5. You hate Kevin Lynch with a passion and whishes that he would just “disappear” already.
6. You know that Reid can read 20,000 words per minute and has an IQ of 187
7. You know all the nicknames that Morgan and Garcia have for each other
8. Even if it’s a repeat you DEMAND to be there on time to watch it
9. You have threatened your TVIO bodily harm because it missed the recording when you got home
10. Criminal minds somehow comes into almost all of your conversations
11. You cried when Garcia was shot, when Reid got kidnapped, Elle got shot, Morgan was almost blown up, or when Hotch was left there dying
12. You learn most of your worldly facts from Reid (6 elevator related deaths per year and 10,000 resulting in hospitalization)
13. You can hum the theme song by memory
14. Or you hear it and yell “Criminal minds is on!”
15. You missed JJ when she went on maternity leave. (Not really for me)
16. You would die inside if they didn’t pair your favorite pairs together. (I.e. Morgan/Garcia, JJ/Reid, Emily/Hotch. Etc)
17. After watching criminal minds you dream about becoming a member of the FBI or BAU
18. You friends call you a nerd because you can sprout off random facts about serial killers
19. Garcia, JJ, and Emily = BFF’s
20. You know that Reid wears mix matched socks
21. You now try to profile all of the people you meet
22. YOU HATE STRAUSS (OMG YES!)
23. Just because of Derek Morgan, You feel the need to kick down a door. (I do that frequently now XD)
24. Rossi and Emily are new and you give them a hard time for taking the place of the originals. (Psh! They aren't new! And I love Rossi and Prentiss!)
25. Oracle of Quantico is amazing
26. You bold out the letters CRIMINAL MINDS to put emphasis when something asks you what your favorite show is
27. You know who shot Hotch and you know that he HAS to be alive
28. You know two episodes where Derek Morgan has his shirt off and you take extra special notice to watch them every time you can
29. Horror movies aren’t fun anymore. You know the killer before anyone else because of your now profound profiling skills
31. You have/attempted to write a fan fiction about Criminal Minds
32. You have read more then 48% of the Criminal Minds fan fiction page
33. The “Red-Skins” is actually a football team (01.04 Reid’s birthday present)
34. You’ve recruited one or more of your friends to watch Criminal Minds
35. You’ve looked up Criminal Minds videos on you tube
36. You have added at least one of the episodes as a favorite on YouTube
37. Criminal Minds books are the best thing since “Physics magic”
38. Physics magic is the coolest!
39. You wish you shot Battle yourself
40. When Hotch’s eyes get watery, your already crying
41. You dream of a Criminal Minds movie
43. You squeed when Derek said “I love you” to Penelope
44. Your heart broke when they both didn’t get it
45. Emily’s mom makes you a little uneasy inside
46. You know that JJ used to collect butterflies
47. Reid afraid of the dark plus JJ being afraid of the woods is adorable
48. Reid why are you still afraid of the dark? “BECAUSE OF THE ADHERENT ABSENCE OF LIGHT!”
49. Dr. Spencer Reid is the hottest thing to ever rock a sweater vest (HECK YEAH!)
50. You say things like “WE are going to catch Foyet ” or “ how dare he hurt OUR boys”
More "You know you're obsessed with Criminal Minds when:"
1. You write down all the interesting things you've learned form the show, funny quotes, sayings etc.
2. Sometimes you start thinking as a profiler lol
3. You'd looove to learn how to "read" people, like they do
4. You start to imagine new CM episodes when you are part of the cast.
5. You count your weeks not from Sundays to Sundays (or from Mondays to Mondays), but from the weekly CM episode to the next one (for me, Wednesday to Wednesday).
6. When you think about the weekly CM episode as a sort of reward after having worked/studied all day.
7. Morgan, Reid, or Hotch is your new "husband"
8. You start thinking that the police could do with your help as clearly you are now profiler extraordinaire after re-watching every episode.
9. When you watch your favorite episodes you can quote along with the characters.
10. You imagine how you'd look in the opening sequence of the show. (I really do lol)
11. You can tell which season it is by Reid's hair!
12. Jason Gideon did not leave. He just likes to hide under Aaron Hotchner's desk all the time.
13. You cried when Reid was kidnapped in Revelations
14. You keep having dreams in which you are in the show and it all seems so real
15. You NEVER make plans on a night when a new episode is on
16. If there is ever a marathon of Criminal Minds, you know three weeks in advance.
17.Being buried alive is now your worst fear.
18. When you are in a situation and you think, "What would Derek Morgan do?" You have the sudden urge to break down a door...
19.When Morgan and Garcia's "Conversations" are the highlight of your evening.
20.Every conversation you have always ends with Criminal Minds, no matter what topic you started with.
21.You (like Derek Morgan) believe Spencer Reid knows everything, no matter how much he says he doesn’t.
22.You know random facts about every character
23. When all your family, hang warning on doors, "DON"T DISTURB HER!, SHE's WATCHING HER SHOW!"
24. You relate anything anyone says to Criminal Minds
25. You've known the exact date and time for the next season's premier for months
26. Reid has made you love nerds :)
27. No one even has to ask you what you're doing on the computer because they know it's CM related
28. You think Haley is a witch
29. you cried when the SUV blew up and hurt Hotch
30. you love the episode 'somebody's watching' because Reid seems so awkward in it :)
31. you just want Morgan and Garcia to hook up already
33- you have dreams where your part of the team and then feel like killing your parents when they wake you
34- you profile everyone in a grocery store or mall until your friend drags you away... there is something weird with someone buying 20 pounds if carrots...
35- you get in trouble in class when you are profiling your weird teacher and she asks a question and your concentrating to hard to reply
36-you know tons of CM quotes and put them in essays frequently
37- you can easily see yourself as one of the team
38- all you can do on a plane is compare it to the BAU jet
39- a door is locked and you look for Morgan
40- when you have a hard question on a test you think "what would Reid do"
41-Emily Prentiss or another character is your LIFE idol
42- you notice what your friends do and at first they got really creeped out that you were always watching
43- you feel the need to correct people when the wrongly judge someone behavior.
44- you NEVER plan things on CM nights
43- when someone creeps you out you immediately reach your hand to your hip to grab your "gun"
46- you have become slightly paranoid
47-you think Jack is a cutie
48-you know that Morgan is actually just a giant, muscley teddy bear
49-You know that Hotch smiles all the time...on the inside...
50-whenever Reid embaresses himself, you have the overwhelming urge to reach through the TV and give him a big hug
51. You really want to finally do the IQ test :)
52. You write down all of the types of serial killers,torturers,kidnappers etc (in the notebook mentioned above) and the thought that someone can see it and think that you're crazy kinda freaks you out.
53. You think that you are the happiest person alive,when you find links to watch the show on-line.
54. The best nickname someone can give you is Babygirl! :D
55. You cried in '100'
56. you start to dress like Garcia
57. it's not a real quote unless someone on CM says it
58. you've been studying profiling in case they suddenly need a teenage girl on their team
59- You ocassionally talk like Reid
60- like Reid, you throw a statistic in a conversation even if its not true
61- no one ever has to ask you anymore what your favorite show is
62- you don't go on a date with your boyfriend because there's a CM marathon
63- your expectations in guys are WAAY too high because of Reid :)
64) You now pour an excessive amount of sugar in your coffee after watching Reid make his.
65) You drink a lot more coffee than you used to.
66) You can't help throwing one of Reid's random statistics into everyday conversation.
67) You have most of the songs ever played on the show on your iPod.
68) You now question EVERYTHING.
69) You're starting to believe that everybody has a sinister motive behind every thing they do/say.
70) You can't help acting like Garcia when on the phone.
71) Being kidnapped is starting to look more appealing to you every time you watch the show.
72) You write FanFics.
73. You now carry a baton and two guns.
74. When the show is on, you don't go anywhere, you don't move, even if that means starvation... You only get up when the commercials starts.
75. Sometimes when you talk about the show, you get the "are you crazy" looks.
76. YOU ARE PROUD TO BE A CM ADDICT! :D
77. You have been waiting for hours until the latest episode is ready for watching... And you still are... *sigh*
78. You had a dream about chasing an unsub with the team down the stairs of your building.
79. One of the best things that can ever happen to you is to be hugged, carried etc. by Derek Morgan.
80. You wish that the characters from the show were real
81. The characters grew on you so much, that you start seeing them like family
82. You've just drank a cup of insanely sweet coffee, though you hate it.
83. You start to love babies because of Jack and Henry and to think it would be nice to have a baby like them in future.
84. You'd really like to have:
84. You actually counted the hours and minutes until the new episode (lol i did that)
85. Spencer Reid is your Desktop Wallpaper
86. You plan on being Hotch's new wife
87. Whenever Haley comes on, you close your eyes and imagine Hotch talking to you instead.
88. You start screaming at someone if they talk during Criminal Minds
89. When you have to do a paper for school you use a Criminal Minds topic
90. On a re-run ONLY you start throwing little pieces of paper/cookies at characters you don't like (*cough* Strauss)
91. If your friends start up Twilight Talk and eventually get to Jasper you say that it sucks Amanda won over
92. You and Reid will get through his rehab "together"
93. You start talking to the unsubs that have hurt a character as if they could hear you
94.You start seeing all murders in the newspaper as serial killers.
95. You laugh at the news when they wrongfully refer to someone as a serial killer.
96. Everynight you shove all your work aside for that one episode of CM, and feel empty inside when it's done (unless of couse it's a MARATHON hehe)
97. You have constantly exclaimed "IS HOTCH GUNNA DIE?!!?!"
98. You have plotted to mutliate any writer who dares to kill a character.
99. You have a framed picture of a character
100. You've done ALL (or almost all) of the things written here :D
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