Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.
Xanime.manga-it-calls-meXX here, but since thats a long name
ya can call me 'XXa.m.i.c.mXX' or just 'amicm' (pronounced: am-ic-m) X3
i am female incase ya did not pick that up
oh, and i cant spell fer shit
yeah i talk like this, ya don't like it then go to someone else's profile
i'm a teenager and err...i like anime, manga,J-rock, J-pop, sweets and pretty things
oh, and i like making this face \(*O*)/
well that's it fer now so...
P.S my profile pic. does NOT belong to me!
It belongs to Koklico from deviantart
How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-
I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking
I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead.The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least.And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum , his voice seems far away.As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die.While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mum !' So I love you and good-bye.
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mum
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum
I wish that you could hold me Mum (Copy and Paste this if you hate drinking and driving)
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only
black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black,"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born, your pink,"
"When you grow up, you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you're cold, you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you turn purple,"
"And yet you have the nerve to call me a colored."
The black man then sat and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, immortal-lover14, XXanime.manga-it-calls-meXX
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!...but that sure was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better
FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk
Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:
A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi
After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri valerie ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!) Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumtin...
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
Jordan-zukeshitekato (ummmm weird i sound like some kind of cat...sweet!)
Danielle- Tekatokikutataku (lol my ninja nickname isTekatoki :3)
1. Your real name: Danielle
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):Dxelleani
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Danizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): black wolf
5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Skip
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Billda
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, favdrink): Gold sprite
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): SKIP
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Max
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and see how much Life likes lemons then.
If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them...)
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that GrimmIchi shall prevail, paste this in your profile.
IF YOU LOVE ICHIKAI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
If you believe that Chuck Norris is actually Kenpachi Zaraki in disguise, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that the world will end when Kenpachi gets a shikai, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that Bleach Vampire fics r awesome, copy and paste this onto ur profile.
If u think I'M mad, copy and paste this onto ur profile.
If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile.
If you consider your favorite manga/anime character your husband, wife, brother, or sister, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Aizen is a sexy, evil bast-ard, copy and paste this 2 ur profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile
If you ever face planted on anything copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever bumped into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.
If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
Please re-post this if you laughed.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
My name is Sarah
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
She grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Love is never a sin. Feel it, live it, embrace it. Don't look back.
If Yaoi were vodka
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Just read it and it will make sense...
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.