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Joined 04-24-12, id: 3954480, Profile Updated: 09-27-12
Author has written 3 stories for Once Upon a Time, and Soul Eater.

You may call me Nymph or Zsa Zsa, or Lolita, whichever you enjoy. I am ZsaZsitaLolita on tumblr and AO3. I have read fanfiction of various genres for about a decade now. I've always been a writer and I have finally decided to try my hand at (publishing) fanfiction. I'm a lover of all things fairytale, otherworldly and fantastical. Some of my most beloved books and authors include:

My Ships:
Rumpelstiltskin,Mr. Gold/Belle (OUaT, Rumbelle)
Soul/Maka (Soul Eater)
Dr. Stein/Maka (Soul Eater)
Dr. Nick Rush/Dr. Mandy Perry (SG:U)
Dr. Nick Rush/Belle (Xover, Rushbelle)
Dr. Nick Rush/Chloe Armstrong (SG:U)
Jareth/Sarah (Labyrinth)
Buffy/Spike (Buffy)
Wesley/Fred (Angel)
Angel/Cordelia (Angel)
Loki/Jane (Thor, Avengers)
Edward/Winry (Any FMA Universe)
Roy/Riza (Any FMA Universe)
Lust/Scar (FMA original anime)
Dr. Ikari/Rei Ayanami (Evangelion)
Shinji Ikari/Asuka Langley
Severus/Lily
Severus/Hermione
Severus/Ginny
Hermione/Draco
Hermione/Sirius
Rose/Scorpius
Tristan/Isolde
Tristran/Yvaine (Stardust, book & film)
Achilles/Briseis (Troy)

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The Tales As Told At Dark Castle by Teddy'sTwin reviews
A Sequel to Storybrooke's Tale of Beauty and the Beast. It's all about far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, and maybe a prince or two in disguise. It fills in a few gaps I left open for this opportunity and much more! Enjoy Dearies!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,465 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Debaucherous Pastime by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
Soul wasn't quite sure how everything ended up so horribly. He had truly thought that after that embarrassing encounter with Maka, things couldn't get any weirder. He was mistaken…how the hell did he end up getting educated about sex by a cat?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,581 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Blue and Gold by TrueLove'sMiss reviews
Their times spent together was precious. Rumpel and Belle's romance over six months in Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
the delta sun burns bright and violet by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,693 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Caprice by the mythologist reviews
The drama that ensues when the infamous Spartoi is laid low by the love potion Nyne, the latest word in hormonal warfare. Crack pairings that straighten out into: SoMa, Black/Tsu, Patti/Kid. M for swearing and deliciousness later on. Basically Completed!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,716 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Between Heaven and Hell by monkkeyslut reviews
"This is so stupid. What are we supposed to do? Thank each other for the great sex and then move on with our lives?" - Angel/Demon AU, SoMa. For Poisoned Scarlet.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Can't see the Forest for the Wood by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
Sharing a bed with her partner had long ago ceased to be an issue for Maka, but it was an entirely different matter when erections were involved, erections that were pressed against her butt. Just what she needed on top of a mission they seemed to be doomed to fail spectacularly.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7460 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
White Haired Reaper by Lacrow reviews
Beware the man whose hair is white, His evil eyes will give you fright. He wants your soul, he wants your life, So watch out for the Reaper's scythe.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,937 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Grave by Ifyousaysodearie reviews
Belle was gone and he had to mourn her somehow.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Virility by Hikari no Chibi reviews
Ives has grown weary through decades of endless wars, but Ms. Gold leaves him feeling quite peckish. Let's not pretend this is anything less than shameless Ivelle smut. Warnings: Cannibalism, wild abuse of history. My OUAT friends should probably watch Ravenous first.
Crossover - Ravenous & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Belle - Complete
Hood Ornament by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
When it came down to it, he was filthy. Grease and motor oil were things she would definitely categorize under "filthy". So why was it that she found him smeared with those substances so incredibly desiring? AU!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Withdrawal by Sapsorrow86 reviews
A sequel to Addiction. A lot of things can happen in a New York Gala at the exclusive Waldorf Astoria Ballroom, appropriately transformed into an Enchanted Forest for the occasion. 3 Part story. Side Pairs: Mad Swan and Red Cricket
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,854 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Courting Magic by DD Agent reviews
Rumpelstiltskin's reunion with Belle and the bringing forth of magic was far from how he thought it would go. Spoilers for 1.22
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
A Sword of Sharpened Steel by Down the Road and Up the Hill reviews
Rumpelstiltskin doubled-over in full-blown laughter when he saw the king's face contort into rage at the first glimpse of what he had acquired. As promised, the heir was alive-alive and useless, a baby girl.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,312 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
La Vita è Dolore by Eophan reviews
Stein thinks about what happens sometimes.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
Arrested Development by DD Agent reviews
Deputy French remembers nothing of her life past five months ago. Mister Gold has an inescapable crush decades in the making. Through their little handcuff dance, they may be able to help each other.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Chaperone by DD Agent reviews
Professor Gold is not a romantic. He's just falling head over heels for his favourite student and will do anything to keep her safe. That's all. Sequel to 'Teacher's Pet'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Rabbits on the Run by rufeepeach reviews
Rumbelle AU, where Belle trades away an unborn child to Rumpelstiltskin in return for her freedom. The curse hits before he can collect, but their deal is more complex than he ever imagined.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,008 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Goldspun by DyanaRoseJill reviews
Just an event in Belle's life while she's working for Rumplestiltskin.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle] - Complete
Neighbours by DD Agent reviews
They are neighbours, initially. But that soon changes into something more. RushBelle fic, spoilers for SGU S1.
Crossover - Stargate: Universe & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Belle - Complete
Artistic Liberties by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
In which Maka is a university student trying her hand at art but can't get over all the nudity and high school friend Soul Evans is trying to help. AU!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,545 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Birthday Presents by rufeepeach reviews
Mr Gold forgets his wife's birthday, so she decides to make her own presents. Rumbelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
What it's Like to Love a Monster by Ifyousaysodearie reviews
Warning: Noncon/rape. Belle tries to break the curse and show Rumpelstiltskin love. He shows her that loving a monster doesn't come with out consequence.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Addiction by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Mr Gold, hardened Wall Street businessman, finds himself addicted to something only Starbucks can offer… other that the coffee.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Distractions by Down the Road and Up the Hill reviews
There's a battle to prepare for, but Belle has her mind on other things.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Roll in the Hay by Ifyousaysodearie reviews
Rumpelstiltskin finds Belle in a rather compromising situation. repost
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Teacher's Pet by DD Agent reviews
Belle French is failing history and her only hope lies with Professor Gold. Certainly NSFW.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Storybrooke's Tale of Beauty and the Beast by Teddy'sTwin reviews
Henry discovers a girl in a basement of the hospital that sends Mr. Gold's world reeling. He's lived without her for so long, and now she's alive. Alive, despite what he'd been told. Now what will happen as he tries to win her back? (Now very AU)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,475 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Faith by DD Agent reviews
She had always had faith that something good would come. Rush/Perry ficlet.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Dr. A. Perry, Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Big Noses by LadyHelenaGray reviews
You know what they say about men with big noses...Belle makes Rumpelstiltskin a bit embarrassed. Silly fluff...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Fever by rufeepeach reviews
Belle comes down with a cold and medicates herself with a tonic. It wasn't a tonic. Now everything's turning her on, and she's too embarrassed to say anything. Can Rumpelstiltskin cure her? Rumbelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Anything by ladypredator reviews
Nicholas/Chloe and... Note: This ignores most of the second half of S2.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Dr. N. Rush, Chloe A. - Complete
A Promise Kept by PolypusRegina reviews
Loki pays Jane a visit...ONE-SHOT Smuuuuuut !
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [Loki, Jane F.]
What you need by elaiel reviews
It takes her a while to notice what is wrong and what he needs.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Chloe A., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Night at the Eyrie by Valyriana reviews
Takes place in the middle of "Feast for Crows". Surrounded by enemies, Littlefinger needs to give his daughter some comfort. Petyr/Alayne. OS.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Petyr B./Littlefinger, Sansa S. - Complete
Communication Breakdown by Marsh of Sleep reviews
An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Lace by JenLovegood reviews
Ginny accidentally exposes herself while discussing something with the potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Changing by elaiel reviews
A "what happened after series 2?" fic. Presumes you have read my story No Regrets. Chloe and Rush suffer apparent effects from their abduction. p.s. Now it's finished, I ought to say thank you to my de facto betas Ladypredator and destiny001
Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,756 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Chloe A., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
No regrets by elaiel reviews
Chloe finds Rush collapsed in a shower
Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Chloe A., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Freefall by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU! Part III of III in the Quicksand series! – Because life was nothing more than a free fall, right?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,846 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Unintended Medicine by PuppyNoelle reviews
Maka goes on the Pill to help alleviate her troublesome menstrual symptoms, but things become skewed when Soul finds out about her new prescription. SoulxMaka, multi-chap, LEMONY.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,685 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Quicksand by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU! Part I of III. It was so easy to sink into the habit, almost like quicksand.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Undo by Marsh of Sleep reviews
"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Consenting Adults by sinemoras09 reviews
A favor between friends. Marie/Stein. Spoilers for chapter 61.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
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The Experiment reviews
Maka wants to be the best at everything. Including sex - even if she has to turn to drastic measures to achieve that. What lies in store for Maka? Maka/Soul, Maka/Stein, implied Liz/Kidd. THIS STORY WILL BE TAKEN DOWN SOON FOR REWRITING.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A.
Sanctuary Saturdays reviews
Smutty SoMa AU one-shot. Hooker!Maka. Warning: bite!kink
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Possessed reviews
Mr. Gold has ostracized himself from town society. He is alone again. He is the aging monster that cowers in its lair. The girl he once loved is gone, and he cannot bring her back. He retreats to the recesses of his mind, and his memories of her: his wise, wicked, and wonderful Little Belle. This story is not abandoned! I am working on multiple chapters for it.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold