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Joined 01-30-01, id: 39557, Profile Updated: 01-21-13
Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Naruto.

Years later, I don't have the heart to delete these... very non-representational pieces of work. If you can stomach them, enjoy!

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A Token of Affection by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
Returned from Hell, Neuro must now set about ensuring his freedom by capturing Yako and making her his bride. Little does the Demon suspect just how much of a challenge this will be. /SEQUAL TO Anatomy of Affection./
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,550 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Neuro N., Yako K.
The Straight and Narrow by Neriede reviews
The spiral towards love is made of a thousand infinitely close revolutions, all closer than the last. Nothing is as agonizing as the slow turnabout to intimacy-nothing quite as bittersweet as the tiptoe towards love. Apollo/Klavier
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,438 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Apollo J., Klavier G. - Complete
The Price by dragonwriter24cmf reviews
Hiruma's not going to be left out of the Christmas Bowl, no matter what it takes to get him there. Of course, even for him, it's not going to be easy. Broken arms aren't meant to be healed so quickly. Rated T for Hiruma's language.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hiruma Y. - Complete
Unexpected by dragonwriter24cmf reviews
On the way to the bus, the team has an unexpected encounter with Hiruma's father. Hiruma Youichi and Hiruma Yuuya. T for language and gunfire.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hiruma Y. - Complete
Anatomy of Affection by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
As a former resident of Hell, Neuro is unfamiliar with certain physical displays of human affection. But as he starts experimenting with Yako, will he grow to like it too much? /Rating may go up as the story progresses/
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,104 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Yako K., Neuro N. - Complete
Tag by LuvStarWars reviews
SPOILERS FROM THE END OF THE MANGA. Neuro returns to the office to find a new kind of monster has moved in, and he's ready to play. Rated T for some gore and lots of violence.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,902 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K.
All's Fair in Love and Football by Touchdown reviews
And Hiruma loves bending the rules. HiruSena, just a short little thing. T for Hiruma's dirty mouth.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
Reminisce by microlm reviews
An old man wandered the streets alone. Oneshot.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Knights and Knaves by Lady Norbert reviews
One always tells the truth; one always lies. Flora feels like the unfavorite compared to Luke. She finds solace with an eccentric toymaker, but something's not right. Can this fatherless daughter and her childless father find each other?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Sage Advice by bookwormwithanattitude reviews
Damian Wayne doesn't understand why Cassandra Cain, The One Who Is All, left as Batgirl and asked someone so incredibly insipid to take her place. So he tracks her down and demands to know. But he finds out a few things about himself in the process...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Cassandra C., Damian W./Robin - Complete
4 Times the Kasanodagumi Are Confused by peroxidepest17 reviews
Four Times the Kasanoda-gumi Are Confused About Waka’s Sexuality and One Time Everything Works out Okay
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2009 - R. Kasonada, Tetsuya
The Question by Gun toten Girly reviews
-Oneshot- There was one question that Artemis dreaded more than death itself.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
In the Shadows by FoxyG reviews
Klaus is tracking down a terrorist in Los Angeles. Count D has a new client. Moved to the crossover category!
Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Leon - Complete
A New Understanding by Bar-Ohki reviews
Now Complete! A series of drabbles involving Hiruma interacting with the other members of the Devil Bats in normal ways. Stories include checking out boobs, spotting weights, and looking out for your own.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hiruma Y. - Complete
Work by Tiragon reviews
Neuro sends Yako out on a job to encourage her hard work. And, while there, she trips in some mud. Neuro x Yako fluff.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Aloof, Separate, Detached by Tosa reviews
Later, when his blood-laden thighs have long been washed, the bruises on his face and arms healed, he passes his assailant in the street, makes eye contact, and does nothing. Because he wasn't really there for all that.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Agon K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
Hands by Typhlogirl reviews
Neuro's gotten his hand sliced off again, and he needs Yako to help him heal it. One-shot, NeuroxYako.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
The Look of the Thing by Lys ap Adin reviews
Mamori is pretty sure Hiruma just likes dressing her up in outlandish outfits. Post-series, Hiruma and Mamori, M for elevator sex.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Awesomely Epic Chronicles of Squalo and Xanxus by Dreaming Spire reviews
A beautiful, heartwarming tale of how Squalo and Xanxus surmount their relationship of tyrannical boss and whipping boy, and become best friends forever via human trafficking, falling couches, and dead goldfish. Xanxus x Squalo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Excerpts from the Diary of Princess Ursa by Karalora reviews
Sequel to Lucky to Be Born. Follow the thoughts of Princess Ursa of the Fire Nation as she copes with the joys and stresses of new motherhood...and watches her husband's slow slide away from her into the madness of ambition.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 105 - Words: 77,206 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Light a Candle by blinkblink reviews
Living through loss of a different kind. Vague SnakexOtacon
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Model Athletes by peroxidepest17 reviews
Being team players has ruined Jyuumonji and co.’s bad boy images they’re determined to get them back.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Passing The Torch by Annelim reviews
DK. Dorian takes Klaus to an important meeting. Crossover with several. Set in the future.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Sensations by Higuchimon reviews
He could only know his boy by the touches on the Puzzle. But he knew that whoever it was that was putting it together was his. And no one harmed what was his.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/20/2007 - [Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi] - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Youth and Innocence by J Luc Pitard reviews
An exploration of the early days of Integra's Hellsing. Violence and Language warnings. Completed Story
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,130 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Flute Player by Higuchimon reviews
Yuugi's been taking music lessons at school, and the Puzzle Spirit likes what he hears quite a bit.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/19/2004
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/17/2004
Stealing Paradise by Jecir reviews
Soon after his appointment to Chuunin status, fifteen year old Iruka takes a dare he will forever regret: Steal from Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2004
Third Time Lucky by Blue Yeti reviews
Butler's died twice already, and has been brought back by Holly's magic both times. Now, postTEC, Holly gets a call to come Above, but... third time lucky, right? [Warning: issue of euthanasia, character death]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Butler, Holly S.
Cold Comfort by the black knight reviews
Alternate UniverseAU. What if Artemis had been killed in En Fin by Arno Blunt? Butler centric, OneShot. Shortlisted for Best Angst for the 20012005 Orion Awards.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Inconceivable by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke's not-so-guilty secret. NaruSasu 100-word drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2004
Running Backwards by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Sasuke fails to be stupid like in the manga. [Alternate ending]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2004
First Frost by Moonsheen reviews
In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/15/2003
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lightning by Moonsheen reviews
On the path of the Shinobi, sometimes its good to pick up hitchhikers. A look at the road once traveled. Warnings: Storms, backstory, and mean old dogs.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2003
Crossdress With a Happy Ending by Aqua reviews
Pointless humor fic. A mission in a place where only couples can enter. Kurama ends up dressed as a woman Hiei's girlfriend, and the enemy has his eye on Hiei!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Hiei, Kurama M.
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Be Mine reviews
Valentine's Day is merely a commercial endeavor constructed to aid in my continuing hatred of all mankind." Well, yes, but it's also about love. (NarutoSasuke)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2005
War of Affections reviews
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat." You can fight each other, tooth and nail, but one should at least always have the curtousy to snuggle. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/4/2004
Ebrior Quam Genius reviews
Drunker Than Genius: a small but growing collection of drabbles built around everyone's favorite (presumably sober) boy genius.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Embrangle reviews
In which love is told to blossom and everyone plays the part of the manure. It's NarutoSasuke, cleverly disguised as ShikamaruIno, cleverly disguised as SakuraLee. ir brilliant yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2004