Author has written 2 stories for Gangs of New York.GROUCHO MARX: "Why do you have so many children? That's a big responsibility and a big burden."
MRS. STORY: "Well, because I love my children and I think that's our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband."
GROUCHO MARX: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."
That's pretty much me in a nutshell.