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Sooooo not quite sure what to put on here so, um, yeah have fun.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alotof things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, .Talithia-Hawk., Brittnodo, SunnySmile1324,commandoclowns

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, and that it’s like trying to lick your elbow, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love

You know you're obsesses with Percy Jackson when...

You think of Zeus when a thunderstorm happens

You taped wings to your high top Converse (I know it's not Converse in the book, but it's in the movie, and I like it)

You check every orange shirt to see if it's a Camp Half-Blood shirt

You belive in Thalico, and THUKE WILL NEVER HAPPEN

Percabeth fluff is always on your mind

You consider Luke right up there on your list of hot, evil/good guys (right ahead of Draco Malfoy)

When you see pirates with eye patches, you think I didn't know Ethan was a pirate!!! Or alive!!!!!

You try to convince people you have a boyfriend name Percy (or Luke, or Nico)

You go to Washington D.C. for a school trip, and think of Annabeth

You say "What the Hades?" or "Oh my gods." alot

Thalico fluff comes naturally

You imagine the son/daughter of Percy and Annabeth to be blonde with green eyes

You think of Thalia when you see lightning

You think your English teacher is the daughter of Nemsis and is alive only to get revenge on you for mistakes in your past life.

You call yourself a Greek Freak

You think the Curse of Achilles is hot

You think that Luke was Draco Malfoy in another life

You think that Thalia will quit the Hunters for Nico

You believe that Artemis has a secret son/daughter

You dream of Percabeth. Or Thalico.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

girls are like apples they taste good chopped up and baked in pies. :D

Spell your name and see what it means:
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broadminded
X: never let people tell u what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times

c: good kisser

o: has one of the best personalities ever

m: makes dating fun

m: makes dating fun

a: hot

n: loving and caring

d: makes people laugh

o: has one of the best personalities ever

c: good kisser

l: smile to die for

o: has one of the best personalities ever

w: very broadminded

n: loving and caring

s: cute

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The Best Plans by mikey magee reviews
Kanan found Ezra as a child on Lothal. He had simply planned to find a new home for the baby. But...the best plans often go astray. AU. Pure fluff (because with all of the death speculation going on for season 2 of Rebels, I think we could all use it.)
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 5/7 - Kanan J., Ezra B.
Ezra The Spy by Tala32 reviews
What if there was more to this kid then they originally thought? What if instead of Ezra living on the street for years, he was instead sweat up by the Empire and specially train to infiltrate the ranks of enemies of he empire? Come join this little adventure as it we see where the life of a spy takes Ezra.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/16 - Ezra B.
Information and confidence by ErisEclipseNui reviews
To the team joined a new member. Nobody is happy about that. He will have to prove his worth. Sorry for my grammatic errors.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/19 - Ezra B., G. Orrelios/Zeb, Inquisitor, Ahsoka T./Fulcrum - Complete
The Greatest Treasure by ScarletteSorceress reviews
Life is a troublesome thing. It can send you miracles like baby brothers and bringing brothers back to life. It can also send you disasters like having Gol. D Roger as a father. Nothing however could have prepared Ace for this. Let's hope the Moby Dick survives the ASL brothers. AU. ASL brothers on the Moby Dick.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 181,913 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Luffy, Whitebeard, Ace, Sabo
Bully by Kavella reviews
Vital information is being stored at a school on Lothal, and Sabine and Ezra must go undercover to get it. While Sabine is eager to show her brilliance, Ezra could not shake the feeling that something was going to go wrong. Unfortunately, that's exactly what happens when Ezra attracts the attention of the school bully and gets mixed up in a deadly Imperial experiment that can kill.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,701 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/24 - Kanan J., Ezra B., Sabine W., Inquisitor - Complete
Apprentice Meets Padawan by KtyouVsWriting reviews
Starkiller was born to two Jedi parents, but is Sith. As his life takes an unexpected turn into the past, his knowledge of the future could be used to save the galaxy or bring it to its knees. Ahsoka Tano has been Jedi for most of her life, but has left the Jedi Order out of self-doubt and betrayal. Her life takes an unexpected turn when Starkiller is forced to trust her.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,931 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/25/2013 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Ahsoka T.
Drowning by InspiringLight reviews
One minute and the brain cells begin to die. Three minutes and there is likely to be serious brain damage. Ten minutes and the patient is unlikely to recover. Fifteen and…recovery may be impossible. Ace had been underwater for four minutes and a half. Rated T due to language and hints of suicidal thoughts.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14 - Marco, Ace - Complete
Marshmallows and Roses by commonerscoffeehost reviews
The Host Club decides to go on a camping trip after the school year ends. Haruhi ends up being dragged along, but maybe she might have some fun.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13
Stuck by InspiringLight reviews
Forced into giving up the crew he had pridefully built from scratch, Ace struggles to accept a place in Whitebeard's crew. Brothers? Sisters? A father? It tears him apart slowly at how the Whitebeard "family" appears to be. It's everything he wants and everything he doesn't.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,530 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Marco, Ace, Thatch
Trust Is A Double Edged Sword by SunnySmile1324 reviews
Merlin is hurt by Morgana's betrayal. Morgana is hurt by Merlin's betrayal. Are they ever going to look past that and become friends again? Or more? Mergana! Set right after 3x11. Rated M for Chapter 13 and up. Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Merlin, Morgana
Bleeding through the Seams by InspiringLight reviews
Portgas D. Ace stared at his reflection, eyes bloodshot. He felt a bone-deep weariness prick at the edges of his mind. No one would come for him. He had made sure of it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,850 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Ace, Thatch, Marco
Paradox of The Force by Shell-Shocked-NinjaTurtleGal reviews
Star Wars Rebels verse! Dimension travel fic! Kanan wished so many times that Ezra could've lived in the temple, been allowed to grow, and not have to fear using the force. Ezra and the others all deserved so much more than the cards life had dealt them. Never had he believed that he and the others would get that chance. Now Ezra has the chance of a lifetime, as do the others.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,899 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/4/2014
Desolation by Raigon reviews
What is the worst thing to lose? Your friends, your family, or is it yourself? This is a what if fic, Sanji is a Marine with no memory of his past, and despite that fact has shown himself to be a valuable assess to the military. So, why is it that he feels sorrow at the loss of the Strawhat crew? They are just stupid pirates, right? (Sequel to Desperation)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sanji
Slightly Overdone Chocolate Chip Pancakes by Brunetta6 reviews
(CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. See note.) SOCCP Saga Part 1 of 3. Seventeen-year-old Vera Rosethorne is in full swing at her first big Cali con, when she suddenly and inexplicably falls into the world of her favorite anime romance dawn, One Piece! Which would be really cool, except for two things. One, she thinks it's all a crack dream. And two... SHE CAN'T SPEAK JAPANESE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 446,037 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Straw Hats P., OC
A Bond That Can't Be Broken by Shell-Shocked-NinjaTurtleGal reviews
Au/Crossover story (Not complete crossover, only some elements from another series. read story info in authors note!) Ezra never thought he'd leave Lothal, let alone to become a Jedi, of all things! Was he seriously supposed to trust this guy, Kanan, with his life? And did the man even trust him? Kanan and Ezra friendship!
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014
Ticklish Ribs by roo17 reviews
In which Thatch finds out something most interesting about Marco and Ace simply MUST do something with this new information. Small crack!fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Ace, Marco, Thatch - Complete
The Story of a Fallen Star by I Have a Paper Heart reviews
Whilst reading in the Great Library, Loki catches a servant girl utterly absorbed in a book. He is enchanted by her and when he speaks to her, she tells him a story about Prince who falls in love with a star. Set before and during Thor/Avengers. LokixOC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,672 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
Somewhere To Belong by Pizza yum reviews
Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Marco - Complete
Chance by rukushaka reviews
Obi-Wan goes to talk to the Council; he might have a chance after all. Support from Qui-Gon, time travel, vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Trial of Forgiving by Jedi Padawan Grayson reviews
Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are dead. They are finally one with the Force. While they are expecting peace, they get something more. Something that is both a blessing and a cursed. Can they help each other survive? Time-Travel
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Iron Grip by Sydelle Rein reviews
Gwaine may be known for his tavern brawls and his willingness to prank his fellow knights, but he is nothing if not loyal. So when Merlin begins acting strangely, Gwaine goes to great lengths to figure out what's wrong, unaware of just what he will uncover in the process: blackmail, plots, danger, and a dark secret hanging over the head of his best friend like an axe. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,021 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
pound of flesh by marineford reviews
The crew is starving, Luffy is dying, Sanji makes himself useful, for once. (angst, implied cannibalism, fucked up in many different ways)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Across the Stars: Destiny by enchantingmagick reviews
When Anakin time travels back to the year after he married Padmé, will he be able to change the past? Will he and Padmé finally have a chance at a happily ever after? The fate of the galaxy rests in the Chosen One's hands. ROTS AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,346 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Secrets We Keep by Mijra reviews
Growing up and finding your own way isn't always easy. And sometimes innocence can be taken from us within the blink of an eye. Set during Julian Bashir's years at Starfleet Medical Academy. (A pre-DS9 story)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - J. Bashir - Complete
Lightning Strikes by Amycat8733 reviews
A lightning bolt brings change to John Sheppard. His bond with the city deepens, bringing its own hazards. Friendship is tested as Rodney and John clash over his new strength. As John's abilities change, change also comes to Atlantis. Warning: John/Teyla, Sentient Atlantis. Drama, romance, whump, h/c, team, angst, friendship
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,059 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [John S., Teyla E.] Rodney M. - Complete
The Dark Temptations by TeenMuggle reviews
Written before S4. The kingdom is in disarray and a group of sorcerers want to recruit the legendary Emrys and seize Camelot. Merlin reluctantly agrees to join, intending only to be a spy for Arthur. But he soon discovers that temptation is a powerful thing. Finally COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,272 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Deep and Dark and Dangerous by Why so Sirius1236 reviews
Anja is a book-loving librarian's daughter from the realm of Vanaheim with the ability to control water. She shares nothing in common with the Asgardians. What becomes of her when she becomes involved with a certain prince? Pre-movie, eventual Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,061 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Loki, Fandral - Complete
The Uru'baen Days by guineamania reviews
Murtagh's life after the capture by the twins Torture mental and physical until the birth of a baby dragon Includes his perspectives of meeting with Eragon
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,858 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Murtagh, King Galbatorix - Complete
Splendor Bender by roo17 reviews
Let's just say that Ace wakes up feeling different and soon discovers that his 'manhood' has been taken away. Crack fic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ace - Complete
100 Days of Ace Being a Buttwipe by Haurvatat reviews
Men only call each other brother when they've called each other a lot of other things first. Ace & Whitebeard Pirates-centric. Mostly Ace, Thatch, and Marco. No pairings, cutesy. Rated for lang.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,313 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Ace, Marco
Undetermined by XxWallflowerxX reviews
What happens when Thalia goes back to camp three years after the war, and falls in love with Nico? Drama, Love, Friendship, and a whole lot of funny crap. T because I'm paranoid. Thalico. OCs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
The Path of a Jedi by mokakenobi reviews
AU, Obi-Wan finds himself back in time and has to decide which path to take
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 243,832 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
SANCTORIUM by sheppardlover928 reviews
There's a room on Atlantis the Ancients labelled 'Sanctorium' Its a place they used often. Rodney wants to find out why, but its John who must deal with the consequences of their discovery.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,886 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - John S. - Complete
Cat Got Your Tongue? by Dramatic Melody reviews
In which Caroline becomes a cat and runs into Klaus. He in turn becomes oddly attached to the little thing.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Oh the City Lights by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
Be the leaf. Be-light-as-the-leaf. Korra knows that if she can just lose some weight, she'll be able to do it. She'll float like the leaf and everything will be okay. Eating disorders. Sequel "Sing Me Down Your Lullaby" now posted.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
My Humanity by JavaJunkie110 reviews
Klaus sends Caroline back in time to get to know him before he became a vampire. Caroline, who figures out quickly she isn't a vampire when she arrives in the past, is unaware that Klaus has sent her there. Takes place after 3x20.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,976 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Darkness Within Part I by Mijra reviews
During the war with the Dominion, the Defiant is sent on a secret mission to rescue the crew of a missing Vulcan research ship out of enemy territory. At the same time Julian is starting to realize that something is utterly wrong with him...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,192 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - J. Bashir - Complete
Through The Eyes Of An Innocent by Admiral Daala reviews
After being severely wounded on a mission and no chance of ever rejoining his squad again, Sunny resigns himself to a fate that his brothers only whisper about. Luck may have it for Sunny he finds a small spark of hope in the most unlikely of places...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,831 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Clones - Complete
Never trust a merchant by youdontknowmeandyoudontwanna reviews
Never trust a merchant- contains: baby Zoro, a fatherly Sanji, a motherly Nami, and all around adorable-ness! READ AND REVIEW ! I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Growing pains by youdontknowmeandyoudontwanna reviews
Zoro has a run in with a marine leader who has the devil fruit power to change the age of his victims, but is there a fluke in the power. Contains: language, cuteness and hilarity, read with caution! I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Zoro, Straw Hats P.
You're A Dream To Me by Admiral Daala reviews
Sometimes all you need is love...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Echo, Clones - Complete
Left Behind by LongLiveTheClones reviews
It was just another backwater Outer Rim planet, with resources hardly worth fighting over. Yet, there we were, fighting the Seppies like the whole fate of the Republic depended upon it. And, since we were always stretched too thin, the fight was not going well. Rated very strongly T for strong action and steamy romance.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,493 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Clones - Complete
Spaceman by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is having a bad day, and then her ex is hit by a man who fell from the sky. Without realizing it Penny becomes hoplessly tangled in the web of one dashing god of mischief. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
What If by XrhiaX reviews
What if Zuko hadn't betrayed Katara in Ba Sing Se? Chapter-An-Episode, starting with Crossroads of Destiny. Eventual canon-ish Zutara. T for author's tendencies and lack of self-control/class.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Katara, Zuko
Scars by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
"Maybe next you to feel like doing that, we could, I don't know, talk. Or something." Zuko has scars. Sokka has questions.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by silver-nightstorm reviews
When Mercury discovers the internet, it creates a VERY bad scenario for Murtagh... Rated for some topics in later chapters... DISCONTINUED.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Pain of Memory by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
Dr. Bashir suffers from a strange recurring dream and begins to lose his mind.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,644 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/24/1999 - J. Bashir - Complete
Room For Two by dandy wonderous reviews
A crazy Devil Fruit puts Zoro's soul in a certain cook's body. Can Sanji get him back into his own body before his own soul is destroyed... or before the marimo drives him crazy? Nakamaship, multichapter, rated mostly for language. COMPLETE! WITH EXTRAS!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,842 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Not Again by three-days-late reviews
The Strawhats end up on a life-less island without any food. How will Sanji hold up during his second starvation dilemma? Can Brooke help?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sanji, Brook - Complete
Dust of Life by Little Tanuki reviews
“Firewall” AU: The Dominion War is imminent. Tensions rise on Bajor. And Julian Bashir arrives at one of the homes for Cardassian orphans. T for Adult Themes.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - J. Bashir - Complete
You Belong To Me by ShaViva reviews
"Am I the only one worried about you?" Rodney asked. Sheppard's deepening connection to Atlantis offers unexpected solutions when a threat from within risks the safety of everyone in the city. Sequel 2 Feelin' Hot Hot Hot. Sheplantis, Shep whump
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,231 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - John S. - Complete
Feelin' Hot Hot Hot by ShaViva reviews
"Danger comes," the chorus of voices echoed in Sheppard's head, calling him back from the darkness. An incident at an Ancient outpost gives Shep the means to help the city when disaster threatens ... first in a series.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Love Marks by Kumagoro Meowzaki 2 reviews
Zoro never thought Sanji was the jealous type. Oneshot, sort of PWP.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
One Week by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
SanZo, ZoSan. Zoro loses a bet that forces him to be Sanji's slave for one week. Surely this won't be the most horrible week of his life, right? That's up to Sanji to decide. Unless, of course, Zoro fights back.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,406 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Firewall by Little Tanuki reviews
Alternate Timeline. Set just after 5th season "Doctor Bashir I Presume" What if Dr. Bashir had not been allowed to remain in Starfleet? T for Adult themes.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - J. Bashir - Complete
Empty by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro is dealing with the mental repercussions of repressed memory from a traumatic incident. The exposure of his secret forces the swordsman and Sanji to reevaluate their relationship. DARK, mentions of NON-CON. Don't read if you're not comfortable!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Most Confusing Circumstance by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
When Zoro takes a longer shower than he normally does, the crew starts to speculate as to why. What could he possibly be doing in there?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Zoro - Complete
If It's Not One Thing by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
it's another. Adventure story with murder, mystery, new spooky aliens, and lots of angst! Features Dr. Bashir
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 129,240 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 9/11/1999 - J. Bashir - Complete
Evander's Heir by ShepsReyna reviews
Sheppard learns it is more about him than he could ever imagine. His gene is strongest for a reason, and he learns why. Shepcentric but team invovled, even O'Neill. Shep whump sprinkled through this adventure. Not a fairy tale! AU if that fits better
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,527 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - John S. - Complete
An Uneventful Dinner by Ulrilra reviews
A normal dinner is turned upside down when two crewmates do something completely unexpected.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Vader Vingettes! by Mutant Goldfish reviews
Vader went to the Dark Side, and now he is paying for his mistakes. Believe me. A series of 500 word vingettes where poor Darth is tormented in ways you wouldn't have thought possible. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Darth Vader
Honor Amongst Thieves by Cleo the Muse reviews
Vala Mal Doran steals a cargo ship but wrecks it on a backwater little farm planet whose people don't even speak a dialect she can understand. Fortunately, there is a stranger living among them who is able to translate. Ship ahoy! DanielVala
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 155,115 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Mind Over Matter by Dr. Dredd reviews
John starts to exhibit telekinetic abilities after returning through the time dilation portal. Takes place between Epiphany and Critical Mass, spoilers for Epiphany and Condemned. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,895 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
John Sheppard's Guide on Discouraging Affection by greenconverses reviews
John usually doesn't find anything unexpected during patrols. Finding Teyla alone on the North Pier trying to avoid a grabby anthropologist definitely counts as unexpected.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2007 - John S., Teyla E.
So Let the Rain Fall by Luna Maria Boulevardes reviews
Oneshot. She woud later reflect that it was no coincidence that the night she finally ran away, it was raining, and the Water Tribe boy found her and held out his hand itself of chasing her away.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Season Two: Chapter and Verse by Dr. Dredd reviews
Written for a Mission Report challenge. Let's just say that John has a... unique writing style.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Starbase 53 A Life in Chains by plecostomus-of-justice reviews
NOW COMPLETE This fic is an AU interpretation of the episode “Inquisition.” What if Sloan was really from Internal Affairs? What if they really took Bashir rather than him being beamed out by the Vorta? What if there was no holodeck and it was all real?
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - J. Bashir - Complete
No Boundaries by sewardsfolly reviews
AU starts off like ROTS but Anakin doesn't turn to the dark side. Padme has to tell Ani she's pregnant how he deals with this, also how they begin to get discovered,and AU war situation. SEQUEL NOW UP: 'Attachment'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,377 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Don't think by obsessed1 reviews
shep lands himslef in trouble again, however, he doesn't exactly see it as trouble.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - John S.
Apartment 8 3 by Moonshayde reviews
Maggie Ducharme, an obsessive old woman who lives across from Apartment 8-3, reflects on her relationship with her neighbor, Daniel Jackson. Takes place through seasons four and five, up to and including Meridian. (Complete--sequel in the works)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Pattern of the Force by CrazyMich reviews
Ben Skywalker finds something unexpected on Tatooine as the galaxy prepares once again for the rise of the Sith FINISHED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,164 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003