Author has written 33 stories for Pokémon, Kane Chronicles, Hunger Games, Kingdom Hearts, Portal, Invader Zim, Claymore, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Something Wicked This Way Comes, Ray Bradbury.
Hello and welcome to my profile. My nickname is Kairi and I write my fanfiction based on my favorite anime shows and exceptional books and manga that have always glued my eyes to the page. I'm not very organized when it comes to long, bulky novels but I try my best with what I've got. I am, however, more experienced with one-shots and short stories. Which kind of explains my lists of stories that I have published thus far.
I try to update when I can, but sometimes I am caught up with something else or I just don't have enough time and for that I'm sorry. Sometimes my updates take weeks, months, maybe even years - which is another reason why I'm not at all well with novel-structured stories - but I do try to update when I can, and again, sorry for that.
Do not expect much from my longer, complex stories. Like I said I am not organized and have very little experience writing novel-related stories; they may be confusing, contradicting, or just plain rash...but I try.
Thanks for taking your time into learning about me, and I hope you enjoy my fanfiction!
So here's more info about me if your curious:
Languages: English and American Sign Language (ASL)
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Kevin James, Johnny Depp
Favorite Bands and Singers: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, DJ Sammy, Katy Perry, Kesha, Red, Three Days Grace, Cher, Madonna, Trance, Lana Del Rey, Mindless Self Indulgence, P!nk, Within Temptation
Music: Pop, Anime, Techno, Nightcore
Favorite Books: Hunger Games, Manga (in general), Nancy Drew, Chicken Soup for the Soul series, Something Wicked This Way Comes
Favorite Video Games: Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Zelda: Majora's Mask, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Zelda: Wind Waker, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Black Ops 1&2, Pokemon, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Resident Evil 4, The Mummy Returns, Portal 1&2, Corpse Party, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Dead Island, Resident Evil: Revelations, Beyond: Two Souls, Ib, Mad Father, Skyrim, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors, Witch's House, Corpse Party: Book of Shadows, The Last of Us, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts II, Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep, Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, Tomb Raider: Anniversary, The Simpsons Game, Pokémon: Y, Zero's Escape: Virtue's Last Reward, Pokémon: Rumble Blast, PMD: Gates to Infinity, Mass Effect Series, Pokémon Conquest, Pokémon Omega Ruby, Pokémon Platinum, Borderlands Pre-Sequel!, Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
Style: Punk, Emo, Gothic
Animes that I have watched, read, and loved: Higurashi, Sgt. Frog, Claymore, Angel Beats, Pokemon, Naruto, Soul Eater, Elfen Lied, Spice & Wolf, Zatch Bell, Chobits, Baka to Test, Ouran Host Club, Black Butler, Fruits Basket, RosarioVampire, Full Metal Alchemist, High School of the Dead, Demon King Daimao, Negima!?, Sands of Destruction, Dragonaut, Xam'D: Forgotten Memories, Dance in the Vampire Bund (good story but horrible pairings), Fairy Tail, Pandora Hearts, This Ugly yet Beautiful World, Umineko, Corpse Party, Squid Girl, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, 7 Billion Needles, Doubt, Dangan Ronpa, xxxHolic, School Days, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Black Rock Shooter, Iris Zero, Oreimo, WataMote/No Matter How I Look At It It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!, Crimezone, School Mermaid, My Bride is a Mermaid, Okami-san, Heaven's Lost Property, Corpse Princess, Dragon Who, 13 Game, No. 6, Yakuza Girl, Yellow Dragon ga Arawareta!, Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge, 8.1 Yamada Yuusuke Gekijou, Half and Half, Shinigami-sama ni Saigo no, Blue Dragon - Ral Grad, 1/3 no Kareshi, As the Death God Dictates, Out Code, Vampire Knight, ARISA, Mirai Nikki (Future Diary), Another, Soul Eater NOT!, Boku Wa Mari No Naka, Mahou Shoujo of the End, Madoka Magica, Kill La Kill, The Devil is a Part-Timer!, Ao No Exorcist (Blue Exorcist), Arpeggio of Blue Steel, Parasyte (Kiseijuu), Blood-C, Deadman Wonderland, Darker than Black, Hollow Fields, Ajin, Noragami, The Ancient Magus' Bride, Sword Art Online, Psycho Pass, Wolf Children
Anime Movies (I have seen): Kiki's Delivery Service, Ponyo, Howl's Moving Castle, Origin: Spirits of the Past, Pokemon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life, Pokemon: Giratina and the Sky Warrior, Pokemon: The Rise of Darkrai, Pokemon: Zoroark Master of Illusions, Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, Naruto: The Lost Story, Naruto: The Legend of the Stone of Gelel, Naruto: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom, Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow, Pokemon: Spell of the Unown, Pokemon: Mastermind, Pokemon: Mewtwo Strikes Back, Pokemon 2000: The Power of One, Pokemon: Jirachi the Wish Maker, Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys, Pokemon: Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea, Keroro Gunso the Super Movie, Keroro Gunso the Super Movie 2: The Deep Sea Princess, Keroro Gunso the Super Movie 3: Keroro vs. Keroro Great Sky Duel, Keroro Gunso the Super Movie 4: Gekishin Dragon Warriors, Keroro Gunso the Super Movie 5: Creation! Ultimate Keroro; Wonder Space-Time Island, The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya, The Castle in the Sky, The Secret of Arrietty, Up on Poppy Hill, Pokémon Heroes: Latias and Latios, Pokémon The Movie: Black: Victini and Reshiram, Pokémon The Movie: White: Victini and Zekrom, Pokémon The Movie: Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice, Pokémon the Movie: Genesect and the Legend Awakened, Pokémon the Movie: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction
Favorite TV Shows (That's not Japanese-type Anime): The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Robot Boy, El Tigre, Totally Spies, Walking Dead, Family Guy, Danny Phantom, Tutenstein, Code Lyoko, My Life as a Teenaged Robot, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, My Little Pony, Adventure Time, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, American Dragon Jake Long, The Amazing World of Gumball, Futurama, Ghost Adventures, Steven Universe
Story Statuses (Not including one-shots or short stories):
A Blaziken Love (Pokémon): COMPLETE
The Hunger Games: The Pokémon Aftermath (Pokémon & Hunger Games): Sorry, but this story is ON HIATUS at the moment and may take a very long time to update. This is mainly due to the lack of inexperience of creating a full-on plot and inspiration towards story and cannot press further half-heartedly. I am sorry for this inconvenience.
A Blaziken Claymore (Pokémon & Claymore): Sorry, but this story is ON HIATUS at the moment and may take a very long time to update. This is mainly due to the lack of inexperience of creating a full-on plot and inspiration towards story and cannot press further half-heartedly. I am sorry for this inconvenience.
A Sunny Summer Camp (Pokémon): Part one of a trilogy - COMPLETE
The Boat of Dreams (Pokémon): Sorry that I rushed on this one, I didn't mean to do that but it felt like I should end it as soon as possible before all relaying ideas disappeared (and the inspiration along with it). Also, regardless of what it says on the final chapter, I will not be posting an epilogue. COMPLETE
A Sadie and Anput Conspiracy (The Kane Chronicles): This story is DISCONTINUED. There are multiple reasons why, but they're all a little too personal to go-over-with. Deepest apologies.
The Power of the Ancients (Pokémon): Sorry, but this story is ON HIATUS at the moment and may take a very long time to update. This is mainly due to the lack of inexperience of creating a full-on plot and inspiration towards story and cannot press further half-heartedly. I am sorry for this inconvenience.
Black Magic (The Kane Chronicles): Sorry, but this story is ON HIATUS at the moment and may take a very long time to update. This is mainly due to the lack of inexperience of creating a full-on plot and inspiration towards story and cannot press further half-heartedly. I am sorry for this inconvenience.
Rabbit Doubt (Pokémon): Sorry, but this story is ON HIATUS at the moment and may take a very long time to update. This is mainly due to the lack of inexperience of creating a full-on plot and inspiration towards story and cannot press further half-heartedly. I am sorry for this inconvenience.
Darkrai The Critic (Pokémon): Hey guys, Darkrai here. Things are going to be slow for a while but, don't worry, I'll make sure to update as soon as I can. I'm a Legendary, I have a LOT of other things to worry about (please, trust me on this one). So yeah, this story is kind of on a HIATUS.
Dark Love (Sgt. Frog): Momoka decides to take the next step and asks Fuyuki out on a date. But things go wrong, terribly wrong. But the last thing she expects though is that somebody, that she least expects, is by her side. MomokaX??? (The pairing shall be revealed once the story is published.) ONE-SHOT
Take Me Away (Pokémon): Max feels like a fifth wheel, a waste of space, excess weight. And to make everything worse, his sister unintentionally calls him on it. At least he's not alone. MaxX??? (The pairing shall be revealed once the story is published.) SHORT STORY
Who Would Have Imagined It? (Pokémon): Darkrai is ready to face his punishment for what he has done, but his punishment...well, he did not expect this. (I'll just go ahead and say it, it's not about sex so don't get your hopes up on that.)DarkraiX??? (The pairing shall be revealed once the story is published.) ONE-SHOT
Fragile World (Pokémon): Sequel to 'Is This Truly Meant To Be?'...She's scared, terrified, and just plain petrified. She doesn't have a link, thousands of people are coming to her home, and she is practically scared of her own shadow. Is there anything else we should be aware of? Eh, probably. ONE-SHOT
??? (Pokémon): I get it, okay?! I'm not like other people; I don't want to go on a 'journey', I don't want to leave my home and wander the world when I'm only ten, and I definitely do NOT want a Pokémon! (Has yet to be named.) STORY
Hello, Mr. Johnson (Portal 1/2): You may not remember me - and I'd probably fire you for that if you worked here - but my name is Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science Innovators. We make the impossible possible, and sell damn-good curtains for the US Navy. I don't know how long I've been out - or how or why for that matter - but I will say one thing; this expensive piece of machinery, with its freakish, yellow optic, won't stop staring at me. SHORT STORY
Lost Connection (Kill La Kill): Mako and her family are enjoying their new lives in a new, well established house in a friendly town full of pleasant walkways and beautifully furnished buildings all around. Ryuko is visiting Satsuki, and Mako's brother is out and about with his rebellious friends. So what does that leave for Mako? Not much; just a new, mesmerizing ribbon she found on the ground on her way home. ONE-SHOT
He Was Always There (Pokémon): Hee hee. Silly little girl, he was always there; in your shadow, in your room, in your wavering thoughts, in your fragile heart. He was always there. Aren't you happy to finally meet him? Creepypasta. ONE-SHOT
Life's but a Walking Shadow (Portal 1/2): Related to the fics "My First Creation" and a prequel to "Last Confession". Caroline didn't know what to expect when she was uploaded into her new body, but betrayal was the last thing she thought of her fellow subordinates.
You Don't Belong There (Legend of Zelda): It's Princess Zelda's 10th birthday and everyone in Hyrule Castle is excited. Everyone, except Zelda. She's more occupied on where her mother is...and the looks her townspeople give her when she's in their presence. Something's not right; maybe it has something to do with the fact that the sealing of the Demonic Wind God, Vaati, took place on the very same day she was born.
Higurashi: ShionXSatoshi, RenaXKeichii
Sgt. Frog: NatsumiXGiroro, NatsumiXMeru, FuyukiXMomoka, MomokaXNebula, FuyukiXAlisa
Fruits Basket: TohruXKyo
Soul Eater: MakaXCrona
Baka and Test: YoshiXHideyoshi, YoshiXMinami
Ouran Host Club: HaruhiXTamaki
Dance in the Vampire Bund: AkiraXYuki
Egyptian Mythology: AnpuXAnput, ThothXMa'at, SetXNepthys, OsirisXIsis, GebXNut, ShuXTefnut, PtahXBastet
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: KyonXYuki
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan): ErenXMikasa
Corpse Party: SatoshiXNaomi, AyumiXYoshiki, MorishigeXMayu
American Dragon Jake Long: JakeXRose
Fairy Tail: JuviaXGray, LucyXFreed
9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors: AkaneXJunpei
Dangan Ronpa: TogamiXFukawa/Genocider Syo
Fire Emblem Awakening: HenryXTharja, NoireXMorgan(M), WalhartXAvatar(F), GangrelXAvatar(F)
Portal 2: GLaDOSXChell (Mother/Daughter), GLaDOSXWheatley, GLaDOS/CarolineXCave Johnson
Zero's Escape: Virtue's Last Reward: LunaXSigma
The Wolf Among Us: BigbyXNerissa
Kill La Kill: SenketsuXRyuko, SenketsuXMako, MakoXGamagoori
Hunger Games: KatnissXPeeta
Pandora's Tower: AeronXZeron
My Little Pony: King SombraXTwilight, King SombraXPrincess Luna, TwilightXPrincess Luna
Something Wicked This Way Comes: Mr.DarkXME >:3
The Devil is a Part-Timer!: ChihoXMao
Blue Exorcist: MephistoXShura, MephistoXShiemi
Arpeggio of Blue Steel: GunzouXTakao, GunzouXIona
Mass Effect: GarrusXShepard (female), EDIXJoker
Pokémon Conquest: ArceusXFemaleWarlord
Legend of Zelda: VaatiXZelda, mild VaatiXLink
Pokémon: Cynthia, Harley, Max, Dawn, Empoleon, Blaziken, Lucario, Zoroark, Gallade, Arceus(M), Darkrai(M), Glaceon, Umbreon, Giratina(M), Dialga(M), Palkia(F), Dusknoir, Hydreigon, Reshiram (M), Zekrom (M), Latias, Latios, Kyurem(M), Gothitelle, Charizard, Garchomp, Hoopa
Higurashi: Rena, Mion, Shion
Sgt. Frog: Nebula, Giroro, Meru, Fuyuki
Naruto: Hinata, Kyuubi/Kurama
X'amd: Akiyuki, Haru
Baka and Test: Hideyoshi, Kohta, Yoshi
Zatchbell: Shion, Nia
Soul Eater: Maka, Crona, Spirit, Lord Death
Ouran Host Club: Haruhi, Haruhi's father
Black Butler: Sebastian, Grell, Drocell
Elfen lied: Lucy, Nana, Mariko
Highschool of the Dead: Kohta
Chobits: Chi, Hitake, Sumomo
Full Metal Alchemist: Sgt. Armstrong, Alphonse
Fruits Basket: Tohru, Kyo
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi, Yuki
Squid Girl: Squid Girl, Sanae
Spice & Wolf: Holo (Horo)
xxxHolic: Pipe-fox, Wananuki
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan): Eren, Mikasa
Angel Beats: Kanade
Fairy Tail: Gray, Lucy, Juvia, Freed
Adventure Time: Jake, Flame Princess, Marceline
Invader Zim: Gir, Zim, Tak's Ship
Robotboy: Robotboy, Constantine
Kirby Series: Metaknight
Sonic Series: Knuckles
Super Smash Bros.: Toon Link, Lucario, Luigi, Zelda/Sheik, Link, Metaknight, Ganondorf
Corpse Party: Naho, Seiko
Hunger Games: Peeta, Prim
Danny Phantom: Sam, Dani
Nancy Drew: George, Bess
Portal 1/2: GLaDOS, Wheatley
My Little Pony: Macatosh, Princess Luna, King Sombra
Heaven's Lost Property: Ikaros
Futurama: Bender, Professor Farnsworth
Legend of Korra: Raava, Bolin
Adventure Time: Jake, Marceline
American Dragon Jake Long: Jake
Pandora Hearts: Oz, Alice (B-rabbit)
Kingdom Hearts: Kairi, Goofy
Kingdom Hearts II: Axel, Namine, Kairi, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts 365/2 Days: Xion
Kingdom Hearts; Birth By Sleep: Aqua
9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors: Seven, Clover
Mirrai Nikki: Deus, Minene
Attack on Titan: Hange
Dangan Ronpa: Fujisaki, Alter Ego, Monokuma
Fire Emblem Awakening: Henry, Noire, Kellam, Walhart, Gangrel, Cynthia
Zero's Escape: Virtue's Last Reward: Alice, K, Luna
7 Billion Needles: Horizon
Sleeping Beauty: Maleficent
Kill La Kill: Senketsu, Mako, Gamagoori
Something Wicked This Way Comes: Mr. Dark, Will
The Devil is a Part-Timer!: Chiho, Ahciel
Blue Exorcist: Mephisto Pheles (Samael), Shiemi, Amaimon
Arpeggio of Blue Steel: Iona, Takao, Makie
Mass Effect: Garrus, Tali, Joker, EDI
Pokémon Conquest: Kotaro, Gracia, Arceus, Eevee, Oichi, Ranmaru, Hydreigon, Garchomp, Zoroark, Dialga, Gallade, Gothitelle, Lucario, Dusknoir,
Borderlands: Skipper/Felicity, CL4P-TRP (Claptrap)
Legend of Zelda: Vaati, Zant, Midna, Ganondorf,
Deadman Wonderland: Senji, Shiro, Mockingbird
Hollow Fields: Miss Notch, Lucy Snow, Dr. Bleak, Simon
Dance in the Vampire Bund: AkiraXMina
Hunger Games: KatnissXGale, PeetaXGale
Kane Chronicles: SadieXAnubis
Sgt. Frog: NatsumiXSaburo
Legend of Zelda: LinkXZelda
Portal & Borderlands: GLaDOSXCL4P-TRP
Legend of Zelda & Fire Emblem: VaatiXNoire
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Awesome, Inspirational and Funny Quotes:
"Yesterday is History,
"When I want to read a novel, I write one."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?"
Edgar Allan Poe
"Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears."
Edgar Allan Poe
“The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins.
Matthew Woodring Stover
"By the pricking of my thumbs,
William Shakespeare ("Macbeth")
"Life isn't that sweet,
Undertaker (Black Butler)
"Every person's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers."
Hans Christian Anderson
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Vampires or Lycanthropy? Lycanthropy
Twilight, Harry Potter, or Hunger Games? Hunger Games
Egyptian, Roman, Japanese, Greek, Chinese, Canaanite, or Norse Mythology? Egyptian Mythology
Water, Earth, Fire, or Air? Water
Suspense or Gore? Suspense
Sun or Moon? Moon
Light or Dark Magic? Dark Magic
Spirits or Aliens? Spirits
Imagination or Knowledge? Imagination
Beauty or Beast? Beast
Illusion or Distortion? Illusion
Past or Future? Past
Challenges or Quick Triumph? Challenges
Unique Puzzles or Odd Strategies? Unique Puzzles
Reality or Fantasy? Fantasy
Flight or Underwater? Flight
Music or Photographic Imagery? Music
Heart or Soul? Heart
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
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List 12 of your favorite pokemon characters
1. Darkrai (M)
2. Arceus (M)
8. Giratina (M)
10. Dialga (M)
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
No, but I wouldn't mind reading one.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Oh yes! Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy hot! >:3
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
O_O I think Arceus's 1,000 hands will be full.
4. Can you recall any fics about 9?
Actually no, not really.
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Hell no! *Traumatized*
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Well, Max is WAY too young to date Alice; and I can't imagine Alice having a crush on Dialga (since he and Palkia nearly destroyed Alamos Town last time he came there).
7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out?
Blaziken: 0v0 WTF?!
Harley: (at Blaziken) Well, hey there sugar tits! l3
Arceus: SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!
Blaziken: (shuts the door) TvT What did I just see?
8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
The Adament Legendary and his egotistical knight.
9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?
Oh yeah, there are plenty of those floating around.
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
50 Shades of Red - making out with a rival's pokemon behind her back...
11. If you wrote a song-fic about 2, what song would you chose?
EGOIST by YUI and Yousei Teikoku
12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be?
WARNING: This story WILL be fucked up...
13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
A day ago...
14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost?
If he gets a reward for doing so...
15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9?
Gallade: NO! He promised me that I'll be his starting pokemon when he becomes a trainer! ToT
16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?
(breaks in through the double doors)
Harley: STOP THE WEDDING!
(gasps all around the room)
Giratina: (gasps) Harley?!
Harley: Yes that's right!
Harley: A man who is still in love with Giratina!
(shocked gasps heard all around the room)
Giratina: (taken aback) Harley, why are you here?! I told you it's over!
Harley: Oh come on cupcake, are you still mad about me sleeping with Arceus?! It was a one time thing!
(another round of shock gasps)
Arceus: (stands up abruptly and speaks in a flustered tone) I...I...have no idea what he's talking about!
Giratina: (turns to Arceus) Oh shut it you man-whore! We all know about it!
Kairi: (glances about awkwardly) Oh shit...
17. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Pfft...isn't it obvious?! Blaziken is a complete stalker!
You Know You're Obsessed with Hetalia When…
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies.)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder…just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" or "Vodkaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru", "desu yo" or "da ze.".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like…80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. (And are grumpy that spellcheck doesn't even accept it as a word.)
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.
Fire Emblem: Awakening Questions
1. What would you do if No. 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I would let her sleep with me. (Don't get any wrong ideas!)
2. No. 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
Kairi: What the- Kellam why are you here?!
Kellam: I've been here for the last ten minutes, before you came in. Didn't you notice me?
3. No. 4 annouces he/she's gonna marry No. 9 the next day?
O.O Walhart is Gay?!
4. No. 5 cooked you dinner?
I would be very careful, he's famous for fighting skills not culinary arts.
5. If No.6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?
I'm going to have a LONG day ahead of me, with this girl's attitude...
7. If No. 8 got into a hospital somehow?
Was your sword-hand hungry again, Owain?
8. If No. 9 made fun of all my friends?
I can tell everyone that I saw him dancing in woods, for payback.
9. If No.10 ignored me all the time?
Tch. Stupid royalty...
10. Two serial killers are hunting you down what will No.1 do?
Take out her Talisman and bow, and just fuck those guys up.
11. Your on Vacation with No.2 and manage to break your leg, what will No.2 do?
He'll keep asking if the pain feels good...probably brew up a weird potion made up of the oddest things.
12. It's your birthday and what does No.3 give you?
A spear that can easily be forgotten.
13. Your in a house that's on fire what does No.4 do?
Walhart: I will conquer this task and I will TRIUMPH!
Kairi: T-T Just save me already!
14. Your about to do something that will make you embarrassed what does No.5 do?
Vaike: Don't worry! The Teach has got your back!
Kairi: T-T What's that supposed to mean?!
15. Your about to marry No.10 the next day. What does No.1 react?
Noire: FUCK NO! KAIRI IS MINE YOU INSOLENT WORM!
Lucina: No! I will not allow your interference.
Kairi: Wait a minute! I'm not a lesbian!!!
16.You got dumped by someone. How will No.7 cheer you up?
Cynthia: Don't worry, the Wings of Justice will set things right!
17. Ur competing in a tournament. How does No.9 Support you?
By showering me with flowers and buying me some tea.
18. You can't stop laughing and what does No.10 do?
(strikes me with her Falchion)
Deep Voice Announcer: FATALITY...
19. No.1 is all you dream about. Why?
Because she resembles me in so many ways; her shyness, her sensitivity, her sudden repulsions of twisted anger and laughter...
20. No.2 tells you he's been in love with No.9 for a long time.
21. Your dating No.3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
Kairi: Kellam, where are you parents?
Mother and Father: (creeps up out of nowhere) Right here!
Kairi: AH! How did you sneak up on me?!
Mother: What are you talking about?
Father: We've been in here for the last 20 minutes.
Kairi: Now I know where he gets it...-.-
22. No. 4 loves No.9 as well. What does that mean?
That there is something wrong with the cosmos of this world...
23. Will No.5 and No.6 ever kiss?
Depends. If Severa can handle Vaike's large, egotisctical mouth, and if Vaike can handle Severa's sharp tongue. You may never know...
24. No.6 is becoming a player and decides to break peoples hearts. What will you do?
Kairi: I'll tell on Cordelia!
Severa: NO! Anything but that!
25. You had a hair cut and No.7 can't stop looking at you. What the hell does that mean and what do you think?
Kairi: Please stop staring.
Cynthia: But you look so pretty! :3
26. No.8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What do you tell him?
Perhaps hold thy tongue with an iron grip so the legendary dragon won't bound its soul and change your linguistic form. (Translation: Stop talking like an overly-descriptive wise-man from a fairy-tale book.)
27. No.9 is to shy to face you and confesses his love by sending you an email. Now what?
Sorry Inigo, I don't like guys who tend to be too close with other girls.
28. You spot No.10 kissing No.1 how do you react?
Good Lord, what have I just witnessed?!
29. You notice No. 3 & No.4 are in the hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Walhart is trying to find unnoticeable Kellam. (Poor Kellam...)
30. Do you think No.1 and No.6 could be soulmates?
If there was a crime against nature, it would be this...
31. Would No.2 trust No.5?
No. It's like asking a nerd to trust their bully.
32. No.4 is poking No.10. What happens?
(A Devastating War later...)
Walhart: You will pay...
33. No. 5 and No.1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Vaike: PE of course!
Noire: Anything that doesn't involve dark magic or satanic rituals...
34. If No. 6 and no.3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Black Cherry pie. (That easily blends into the surroundings.)
35. No.7 and No.9 apply for a job. What job?
36. No.8 and No.5 gives you a haircut is that okay?
Hell no! I might as well shave off my head! Save them the trouble!
37. No.9 Draws a picture of how No.6's GF/BF should look like. Will No. 6 be happy?
All Severa is going to see is a sappy female version of her boyfriend.
38. No. 10 and No.9 are blushing while their talking. What are they talking about?
How Inigo was mistaken for a girl and Lucina was mistaken for a guy...
39. No.1 accidently killed No.10?
40. No.2 sent a message to his GF but No.9 got it. What would happen?
Henry's Text message: Guess what I saw today! A decapitated head! Wanna dissect it?
Inigo: O-O WTH?!
41. No.5 and No.6 did a workout together?
Now work those tongue muscles!
42. No.6 notices she wasn't invited to my party?
Severa: Why am I not invited?! What the hell is wrong with you?! I'm tired of your shit about me and guess what? I don't like you either! Also-
Kairi: Here we go...
43. No.7 wins the lottery?
Cynthia: Oh crackers! I won! I won! I won! I won!
44. No.8 has a huge secret?
Owain: I forgot to name my new weapon! Oh no!
45. No.9 became a singer?
Another thing to add to his "Impress the Ladies" list.
46. No.10 has a daughter?
So the daughter from the future has a daughter from the future? (head explodes)
47. What would No.1 think of No.2?
A loving father with a sick sense of humor.
48. How would No.3 greet No.4?
Kellam: Hello Walhart.
Walhart: Agh! Who dares sneak up on Walhart the Conquerer?!
Kellam: It's just me, Kellam.
Walkhart: Count this as a warning, never sneak up on me again. (storms off)
Kellam: But I've been here for a good 15 minutes...
49. What would No. 4 Envy about No.5?
Walhart: If only I had his hair...
50. What dream would No.5 have about No.6?
Seeing Severa as some kind of evil Gorgon...
51. What do No.6 and No.7 have in common?
Their both girls who just can't stop being over-critical with themselves...
52. What would make No.7 angry at No.8?
Cynthia: Stop talking like that! I don't understand a word you're saying!
Owain: I cannot my mistress. For thy have always spoke in this glorified tongue for many years of old!
Cynthia: I am not your wife!
53. Where would No.8 meet No.9?
In a meadow full of beautiful, wild flowers.
54. Is No.3 Gay?
Not even close.
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
so, here's how it works:
1. open your library(I tunes, Winamp, Media Player, Ipod, ect.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song played
5. When you go to the next question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...And a lot of the songs will fit the setting.
Opening Credits: Give Me Everything - Pitbull
Wake up: On the Floor - Jennifer Lopez
First day of school: Unknown Soldier - Breaking Benjamin
Falling in love: Sell Your Soul - Hollywood Undead
Fighting song: Monster - Meg and Dia
Breaking up: Let Me Hit It - Sporty-O
Prom night: Darkness and Magic - Trance
Life: Heaven - DJ Sammy and Yanou
Mental Breakdown: Would You Go With Me - Josh Turner
Driving: Breaking and Entering - Tonight Alive
Flashback: Material Girl - Madonna
Getting back together: Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
Wedding: Road to Heaven - Kim Lian
Birth of child: 50 Ways to Say Goodbye
Final Battle: Dam Dadi Doo - Nightcore
Funeral song: Without You - Breaking Benjamin
Final Credits: This Song Saved My Life - Simple Plan
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