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Hysteria by Brutalessin reviews
Tragic events change people. They can change you into a whole new person. That's what happens to Dell Conagher,a Texan living with his wife and trying to make a living.Until, something pushes him to the point that now he's sentenced to 25 years in Prison. Will he be able to change in those 25 years? Or will he become like the other men he's met in prison?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Engineer, Scout, Soldier, Spy
Game Mechanics: Respawn by Hobbithearted reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,230 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by NoCapes reviews
When Engineer finds himself alone and heartbroken after his wife unexpectantly leaves him the enemy Spy takes it upon himself to help the man forget his problems. Whether he likes it or not.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,925 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Engineer, Spy
Church by pumpkaboo
Nick goes to church with Ellis and Coach. Set after the events of L4D2.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Ellis, Coach, Nick - Complete
I See Fire by Deslock reviews
Following the RED mercenaries from the first day they met, this is a story of how nine troubled strangers with a thousand different secrets fight side by side and become the band of brothers we know them as so well today.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Engineer, Medic, Pyro
Escape by reddogf.13 reviews
Waylon has been re-submerged into Murkoffs horrible tests and tortures, but insanity can never be controlled and once again mount massive is in chaos. what happens though when Murkoff decides to start Walrider from the ground up? Waylon realizes his time is on the clock and must escape. in his condition he'll need help, and there's only one who mite give it. WaylonXEddie
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,016 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Waylon P., E. Gluskin - Complete
Don't Drink the Water by Galaxy Little reviews
It was the final round. The BLUs were down to three people but the REDs stayed at a strong nine. BLU team's Sniper and Medic were down, and their Scout was struggling to survive. Only one point was left to cap, which RED team's Pyro was taking care of. They were going to finish up for the day, until the RED's Medic got an idea. (Medic/Everyone fanfic - mainly for humor purposes)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
Uncontrollable Destiny by SamTheMoose reviews
Every story has to have a beginning right? Well, your friendly neighborhood Medic had a less than desirable surprise when he suddenly lost his job after killing one of his patients. Having no money, he accepts the offer of a letter that he received mysteriously, going to the states from which he will never return. This is the story of the mercenaries.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Heavy, Medic, Spy, Archimedes
Follow the Blood by Wutruffbeest reviews
A series of loosely related one-shots taking place at Mount Massive. I am open to prompts, and will of course credit you if I use one of your suggestions. Characters included so far: Stephenson, David Annapurna, Waylon Park, Eddie Gluskin, Chris Walker, Rick Trager, The Twins, Miles Upshur, Father Martin, Andrew, Jeremy Blaire and The Walrider.
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,378 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Miles U., Chris Walker, Dr. Trager, The Brothers - Complete
Adaptation by Nirindel reviews
Medic is a professional. His purpose is to heal his team , no need for emotions or feelings. He joins his new team and quickly learns that they do things differently. Will Medic find his way in the team? / No respawn / Rated for swearing and violence / Continuation - Priorities
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Medic - Complete
Brace For The Massacre by TheSirenMonster reviews
Giving Waylon a voice, and mind, as he endures the horrendous events and torment by Eddie Gluskin. Waylon Park/Gluskin. Story contains abuse, torment, gore, shipping.
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,931 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014
Mount Massive Academy by Fallen-Gabriel reviews
Waylon just wanted to survive High School, that's all, and maybe ask his crush out on a date...But the Class Psycho seems to have other plans...
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Miles U., Chris Walker, The Brothers
Betrayed by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Just about everyone has felt betrayed at one point or another. Cybertronians are no different. Set in Transformers Prime. Centered around Soundwave, Ratchet and Wheeljack. Warning: Spoilers
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,058 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Soundwave, Ratchet, Wheeljack
Auf Wiedersehen by MamaLuigitheDonutGal reviews
Medics are seldom respected by their teams, and the RED Medic of Goldrush is no exception.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Medic - Complete
Til Death do us Part by Shadow of Darkness 22 reviews
Waylon Park had actually attempted to save Eddie Gluskin before the Walrider Project did excessive damage, but did it actually help in end? Eddie Gluskin/Waylon Park
Outlast - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Miles U., Walrider - Complete
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Stress Relief by Doktor Girlfriend
Exhausted after the day's battle but unable to sleep, the Engineer tries an alternative method to relax.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Engineer - Complete
En Garde by Vicktionary
Sniper is taught to pay more attention to his surroundings. Spy might just be around to ambush him at any moment. (Written with 'Evidence' as a word-prompt)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Best Story Ever? - Spideypool by WeakEndGirl reviews
Deadpool tells the story of how he joined the Avengers, became a superhero and had sex with Spiderman.
Crossover - Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S., Spiderman/Peter P., Deadpool/Wade W.
Fever Dream by Violent-Tendencies reviews
If no one found him soon, this desert would be the end of him. Surely someone was looking for him in this endless, arid wasteland. Surely someone had noticed his absence. After all, what good is your team without a Sniper? One-shot; Sniper/Spy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
The Verdict of Experience by Celestially reviews
Leonardo is more than happy to let a wounded Ezio stay in his bottega until Carnevale. A small sacrifice for the man you secretly love. LeonardoxEzio
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,146 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Mister Jane Doe & Missus Mary Jane by GRDaluiseau reviews
TF2 one-shot (most likely), in response to several crappy "teenage female OC in TF2" fanfics. A common teenage girl with her head always in the clouds meets up with the RED Soldier a few miles from Mann Co's base. She thinks she'll be the new life of the team, but the American has an ambition to not only bring her back down to earth, but to also save her from war's blackness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Soldier - Complete
That's What You Get by Lady Sangheili reviews
The endless struggle of RED vs BLU... But what happens when BLU Spy takes it too far? RED Engineer is going to have to take thing carefully from now on... (Yaoi between multiple boys. Don't like then feel free to rage. It entertains me.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Engineer, Spy
Last Call by Imoshen86 reviews
Malik works at the airport, making sure people border their plane on time, checking their tickets. It's an easy job, it's a good job, it's a quiet job if it weren't for this one passenger who always comes too late, the one passenger who drives Malik out of his mind. The passenger Malik always has to make the last call for.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Apologies by Dajypop reviews
Malik has his way of apologizing, and Altair has his.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
You Rascal You by aujourd'hui reviews
"I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal, you." The Sniper regrets it. He regrets and shudders whenever the Spy touches him, be it a punch in the gut or a long, slow kiss on the mouth. He can't stand the tension, nor the dull ache in his chest. And the Spy couldn't care less.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Oranges by SilentProtagonist000 reviews
Altair tries to get Malik to have an orange with him, but Malik will not have any of that time-wasting nonsense. Altmal fluff. Rated for a little bit of raunchy dialogue.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Love Is Ageless by redFaust reviews
During an argument, Altair finally believes he has beaten Malik but what does the other man have under his sleeve? Altmal. Reviews welcome
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Cheesy Potaters by ChaosandMayhem reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Mirrored by Moyasu-uisuka reviews
It was a normal day. Sasori and Deidara had returned from a mission and it wasn't an easy one. Deidara decided to call it a night and head to bed. Until he found a strange mirror. Now that the blonde is gone, the others must find a way to get him back. SasoDei, KakuHida, PeinKonan, KisaIta, ZetTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,584 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lifeless Doll by Moyasu-uisuka reviews
Deidara and the Akatsuki were given a doll as kids in the orphanage. They loved it to bits but they lost it. Seeking revenge, Sasori the doll takes them to a different world where they'll turn to lifeless dolls. Soon, he gains feelings for them and regrets it. Now they must find a way out and dodge the mastermind of the world; Madara. SasoDei and other pairings. Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,280 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki
A Missed Moment by Kuchiki-koo reviews
Ezio accidentally left Leo hanging without his goodbye hug. Can he fix it, and steal back their missed moment? (I screwed up the Hug Leonardo quicktime event, and this is sort of my apology to the brilliant and CUTE inventor of Assassin's Creed II written straight after that.) One-sided Ezio x Leo, although implied to change. Nothing explicit, just hugging. Oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Unsent Letter From a Sniper by darkwhitewolf reviews
A scrap of paper, crumpled up in the corner of a van...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Clothing by Pure Love of Loving reviews
The Akatsuki cloak was restrictive, itchy and too hot, but an Akatsuki member was not allowed to take his own cloak off before sleeping hours. Hidan thinks he's found a way around it. Fluff, HidaKaku or KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Chase by Moyasu-uisuka reviews
Konan was ALWAYS the only female member in the Akatsuki. She never thought she had to deal with having to put up with the boys who wanted to win her heart. Main: PeinKonan. Minor: HidaKonan, ItaKonan, KisameKonan, TobiKonan. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Desperate Times by PcKtmouse reviews
Chapter three: The end of the game brings a new beginning. Francis/Louis, implied Zoey/Bill. Rated for strong language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Louis, Francis - Complete
Bait by thebicolouredhydra reviews
Based on an image seen on Tumblr. Warning: Smut.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
whirlwinds by panicmoons reviews
altair/malik; there's a storm brewing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Habits by Pure Love of Loving reviews
Hidan has a habit, and only one answer to a logical argument. Kakuzu and Hidan friendship fic. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Valentines Day by Pure Love of Loving reviews
The only person dense enough to misinterpret Valentines Day, it must be him. KakuHida/HidaKaku, fluff. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Smoke Wisps by mumbling mice reviews
A BLU spy and a RED sniper ignite a forbidden friendship, and eventual romance, behind the backs of their teammates. Excuse the shitty summary.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,744 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Learning From The Past by Ai Chiyo reviews
A journal found it wasn't her own, but she kept it. Even without having any clue whose it was or how she'd come to acquire it. She didn't even open it until the lazy genius suggested she should. What they learned would change them and everyone in Kohona.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Temari
Second Chance Meeting by panicnot reviews
It's pure chance that they meet under the bridge that night. A second chance that Johnny wants to take. Second person - Rating is primarily for language, some themes.
My Beautiful Laundrette - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
To Show You by panicnot reviews
Johnny and Omar's time in the office on the day of the grand opening. Second person
My Beautiful Laundrette - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Engineer's Warning by Doktor Al Meringue reviews
Told from Engie's point of view. First shot at writing something dark. Rape, language, bondage.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
In the Dark by Twankie reviews
Francis and Louis wake up in a closet. With some free time, this is what happens.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Francis, Louis - Complete
Early Morning Spy Encounters by Doktor Al Meringue reviews
A short little moment between Spy and Engie. Rated T for language, but it's pretty safe.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Spy, Engineer - Complete
Damn Sniper by Doktor Al Meringue reviews
Yaoi smut, RED Sniper/BLU Spy. Sniper and Spy never were on the best of terms. Very ramble-y and no solid reason for Sniper's actions, but I gave it my best. First fanfic ever. Woo.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Body Language by Dogmattic reviews
The base is hot. Too hot. Respawn blows a gasket and the Engineer finds himself in a body that most certainly does not belong to him. Spy finds himself in a similar situation; chaos ensues. Rated T for language, sexual situations, and lame title.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Engineer, Spy
Green Eyes by Hiyume reviews
"And now... here I am," Dell finished with a mumble. Ben gave him a small, thoughtful smirk. "Here we are."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sniper, Engineer - Complete
Reflection by Akatsuki Seal reviews
The Medic was a bitter man. This the entire team knew. But events lead to unforeseen circumstances, witnessed only by the resident Spy. BLU SpyMedic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Spy, Medic - Complete
Hostile by dear cecil reviews
Snipers and Spies just weren't made to mix. All they do is fight, fight, fight.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Reflections by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan's quietest when he's praying. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Akatsuki's MisAdventures by xstar.lovex reviews
Even though the Akatsuki is known to be dangerous criminals, it's all a facade. They can't go anywhere without something bad happening. Random adventures. The Akatsuki goes to McDonald's, Orochimaru's house , and more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Just That Little Bit Darker by The Soup reviews
While Spy longs for his far-off love, Engineer longs for the unobtainable as well. Engie/Spy. Implied Scout/Sniper and Spy/Scout Ma.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
routine by Saaxth reviews
Drabble: Spy was taught how to use his watch. Not fix it. Requested.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
checkmate by Saaxth reviews
Drabble: Heavy's almost as good as Spy at hiding the depth of his personality. Requested.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Heavy, Spy - Complete
Experimental Desire by Mimzemmy reviews
Sniper's paid a little visit... by one deviously curious Spy. They say curiosity killed the cat, but it looks like it's going to kill the bird. Spy/Sniper. Oneshot. Warnings; Non-con, Drugs, Torture, Rape. All the good stuff. Oh, and language too
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
An Encounter With An Entrepreneur of Espionage by Doctor Zeug reviews
It's 'Meet the Spy', only incredibly verbose. If you're a fan of English to the extent of myself, you may find yourself with much enjoyment upon reading this.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Cigarette by Tacos'nBurritos reviews
Spy longs for a cigarette.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Spy - Complete
House of the Akatsuki by Agent47Rulz reviews
Everyday adventures of the Akatsuki organization. Finale: Kakuzu always likes peace and quiet when going to the library, unfortunately Hidan tags along to inadvertantly cause hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Sniper by Elred Bluegreen reviews
... and the Spy, who will still hopefully get his own story later. Review, peeps.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
engineer's revenge by Dr-J33 reviews
spy has sapped one too many sentries, engineer is out for blood.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
I Don't Hate Vests by Probably-a-stalker reviews
Francis hates everything. Well, maybe not. L4D ficlet.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Francis, Louis
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
It's all part of the job, mate by Olivia VonWarden reviews
The Sniper catches the Spy getting "intimate" with someone else. Short fic is short.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
The Akasuki VS Dianey Land? by Half-Blood wannabe reviews
"That's it!" i screamed. we needed to get out of here. soon. the akatsuki has been hiding out in their under-ground base for 3 weeks. they need to get out. so they take a "vacation"... to Disney Land? the akatsuki in their most screwed up adventurer yet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Akatsuki
Food Fun: An Akatsuki Adventure by SasoriHasNoOrgans reviews
My first chapter fic! The Akatsuki are hungry and food must be found after someone eats the fridge! Chapters are short and written to make you laugh. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki
A Great Change For 2010 by SuprChrgdBullet reviews
On New Year's Eve, Francis realises what it is he actually wants... Francis/Louis. I know it's a bit late for a New Year's fic, but it's better late than never. Rated for language and suggestiveness.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Francis, Louis - Complete
Boogie Man by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
AU. HiKaku, KakuHina. Rated M for Hidan's mouth and a new chapter of yaoi! Hidan's conducting a little "experiment", and Kakuzu's the lab rat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
A Snapback To Reality by Notebooked reviews
Because that scene in Meet The Soldier YOU know which one I mean was just so thoroughly awesome, it deserved its own fanfiction. I'm not sure what category this should be in, so think of it as general with some bits of humor. Enjoy, though.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Spy - Complete
We Have A Child? by Beanieboy101 reviews
Itachi and Konan have a child named Sasuke and they must raise him under the chaos that revolves around the Akatsuki. How will the others react? What kind of person will Sasuke turn out to be? Read to find out! ItaKon some SasoDei and HidaKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Getting Home And Just Being There by Notebooked reviews
Carmen and Roger get home after being nearly shot by a loon, finding comfort in each other. I really don't know what this is. Then again, that goes for all of my fics, I guess. Enjoy. Rated T for some a-bit-too-graphic-for-me homosexual makeouting.
Producers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Start by Notebooked reviews
Leo's life was absolutely, never-changing, perfectly, perfectly normal. Then, suddenly, after a professional visit, it wasn't. My first fanfiction here. Tried to get down Leo's thoughts before he knocked on that door. Sorry if it's awful.
Producers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Fairytale of the Upper East Side by Theilian reviews
Roger and Carmen: the perfect couple - well, almost. Despite Roger's inability to resist temptation. But what happens when Roger has a one-night-stand that refuses to take no for an answer? Is a happy ending too much to wish for?
Producers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Demon Dog by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Gratitude by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
Knauer/Crewe pre-slash really. Post 2005 movie. Crewe owes Knauer some favours.
Longest Yard - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Orochimaru and Gai's Youthful Crack by Merro reviews
CRACK. Gai and Orochimaru... in love! Sasuke held captive and forced to drink raw egg and sheep ear juice home made by Lee! Find out what happens in this crazily unlikely scenario!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Gai M., Orochimaru
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Events by redclouds reviews
Little events in each pair of the Akatsuki's lives, humor with some adventure or action in some chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
What I Want by Lyricism reviews
Both Kakuzu and Hidan want the same thing. They just don't know it. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Seeking True Love Version 2 by Asahime Rikki reviews
IMPORTANT NOTE INSIDE. YAOI. SasuNaru. Naruto loves Sakura and would do anything for her. But he never knew the feelings a certain dark haired boy harboured for him, and the extents said boy would go to ensure Naruto's happiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,691 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kisame and Itachi's Semi Excellent Adventures by Qaddafi the Ripper reviews
Join Shark chan and Weasel chan in their random, humorous, bloody, and occasionally sexy adventures as they try to cope on the measly salaries provided by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005
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The Beauty Of Imperfection reviews
Hidan is the Jashin religion's heir and saint. His father decided that it was time Hidan got a wife and a son, who could get the heritage and be the next heir. However, his father wouldn't accept a no, which Hidan constantly says. He has someone else in mind that he wanted to be together with, and it's a male. But that certain male has a parent problem even worse than his own...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I Know I Will Regret This reviews
Pein decided to take a vacation with Konan, while everyone else had to stay in the rat hole..Uhm.. Akatsuki base and do whatever they want, which we all know is not a wise thing, but Pein expected them to be a little more mature, hopefully...Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,360 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Akatsuki
My Memories Of You reviews
Kakuzu never thought the day would come. The day he himself realized how he felt, and how he had thought time would stop so he could tell Hidan how he felt. The day he realized how wrong he was... HidaKaku. Rated T for language because Hidan is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete