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Joined 04-28-12, id: 3965689, Profile Updated: 09-28-14
Author has written 4 stories for Sisters Grimm, and No. 6.

ABOUT MOI

ALRIGHT guys so lets get down to business.

My name is irrelevant to you; you may refer to me as The Wise One.

I was born on the 28th of April. I'm expecting presents.

I am absolutely brilliant and extraordinarily hilarious, although my sister disagrees. Jerk.

My favourite colour is purple and my favourite singer is MIKA.

I love reading and eating. I am seventeen years old and I'm very hungry.

I used to play football, although I have always been terrible at it. However, due to the fact that I displayed impressive agility and stamina (gotta run away from that darn ball), my teammates were mistakenly led to believe that I was some sort of star footballer and elected me to be vice captain. That did not end well and I'm sure they're all very glad to be rid of me. That's OK, though because the feeling is pretty much mutual.

I love to act and it's my dream to be on Broadway, but I can't dance. I thought I could sing but my dad so kindly informed me that I have the voice of a dying frog. Thanks Dad.

I think life should be lived preposterously, inundated with imagination and love *waggles eyebrows*

ON TO MY STORIES and other technical things

All three Sisters Grimm Stories I put up were written before I read the Council of Mirrors, that's why some of them don't make a lot of sense- sorry about that!

The Second Chapter was the first story I had the guts to put up, but it's also the one I hate the most. I'll probably go back and fix the first chapter because it's too mushy and lame and I can't even bear to read it- that's how bad it is. Actually looking back at my stories (despite the fact that it's only been about a year or so) I can't help but feel they're all terrible and I'm going to fix them all or just tear them down and never let them see light again.

PM me if you want to talk or anything! I love to hear from you :)

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One for the Money by herperderperdederper reviews
In which Jack Frost is the king of the deadly Black Widow con, and has just recently come across his newest mark, a tall, handsome Australian. But this mark has his own agenda, one that Jack couldn't have seen coming in a thousand years. (JackRabbit Con-Man Au, with a side of murder and thievery) Human!AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
September 7th by lookafic reviews
Shion's worth more than whatever he can think of fitting inside a shitty box. At least, that's what Nezumi thinks until shitty-box-giving-time comes around, and he finds himself empty handed.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Trials and Tribulations by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU: Sequel to For the Kids) Aster's in love. Jack can't sleep, Nick's oblivious, Sandy's amused, and Ana's about ready to kill them all. [Previously known as For The Shippers]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 83,554 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Sabrina Goodfellow and her Overprotective Fairy Boy by The Queen of Valencia Torgue reviews
Ah, married life. Quite happy- until your first assassination attempt. Puck is not pleased. Sabrina is underestimating the situation. Daphne is, for some strange reason, in Kansas. Basil wants in on the action. And the bad guys are arguing over breakfast food. Just another week in the life of a fairy-tale defense attorney. Now complete!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
For the Memories by Miki Mechetta reviews
A collection of one-shots/short stories from the world of For The Kids, Story Six: A Memory of the Frosts [Some short stories have slash, but there will be a warning for these stories so that non-shippers can skip them.]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Felix Finibus by herperderperdederper reviews
In which there are elves named Jack, evil wizards kidnapping said elves, and Bunnies having to save said elf's pasty butt. Medieval AU with dragons and magic and kidnapping. What's not to love? Jackrabbit oneshot, with creeper Pitch as a side dish!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
For The Kids by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Post Mortem by herperderperdederper reviews
In which Jack and Aster must escape hordes of the undead, evil gangs lead by crazy British men, and their own budding relationship. Or, as I like to call it, the Humanized Jackrabbit Zombie AU that just kind of happened. (WARNING: Contains all of the death and destruction of any other zombie AU, but just a heads up. Oh and swearing. Lots and lots of swearing)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
House Rules by archerway-a reviews
Because we all know that Sabrina and Puck's children will need some guidelines to prevent the house from blowing up. Attempted Humor.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Wedding Day by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Puck and Sabrina are finally getting married after Puck crashed the wedding with Bradley.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Pawing for Pancakes by Cinder Lunar reviews
Due to a genuine mistake from Daphne, Sabrina ends up spending some quality time with our mischievous friend, Puck. Can they survive long enough to avoid killing each other?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
The Ultimate Equalizer by herperderperdederper reviews
In which one Jackson Overland, recently deceased, is basically chucked into a waiting room with Death themself while the moon sorts out his affairs. It begins terrifying, then it gets awkward. And then they play Go Fish.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
A Cold Day In Hell by Mackenzie. P. Ghost reviews
AU. Jack was never meant to be alone. Man In The Moon pressgangs a supremely irritated Pitch into looking after the obnoxiously adorable brat.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 187 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Snowmen by Mackenzie. P. Ghost reviews
Jack makes the best snowmen, but then of course he's had years of practice: for a long time, his sculptures were the only company he had.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Cooling Down by BlatantBookworm reviews
The Guardians crash-land in the desert, and end up finding an interesting way to keep cool. It's a good thing Jack's unconscious when the others decide having him next to them is the easiest way to lower their temperature.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 140 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
The King Wars by Sophia Martin reviews
It would be a war over a girl, the King of Faerie versus The Trickster King. Oh, it would be the King Wars alright.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,473 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Puck, Mustardseed
Enemies Only Not Really by Thats My Name reviews
:It began to be openly known that Sabrina and Robin were sworn enemies and an all-out prank war ensued, causing their friends to choose sides and everybody else to watch, amused, from the sidelines. But nobody really understood why they were always together.: An outsiders perspective on Puckbrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
The Houseguests by MaybeIfI reviews
Jack Frost gets a stomachache. North panics. Bunnymund and Tooth play husband and wife for an evening.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bunnymund, Tooth - Complete
The Feeling You Get by SugarHighQueen 44 reviews
Something has come over Puck. He's getting strange new emotions, new feelings. His heart is beating too fast, his head is pounding too loud, and his stomach is soaring through the skies. He's sick, he's sick, he's sick. And then, suddenly, he glances at her. And everything becomes all too clear. also last chapter in previous story
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
A Loose Cannon by iizninja reviews
Puck's back was to her as he fiddled with trinkets on the desk, the moonlight casting his silhouette across the room. "Are you here to kill me, Sabrina?" He asked, not turning around. Sabrina gripped the knife in her hand, eyes dark and voice bitter. "Yes," she bit out, "I am." Oneshot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Wedding by Mrs. Trickster Queen reviews
Okay, spoilers if you haven't read the ninth book. Puckabrina fluff, pretty much. Based off of the wedding in the book, yaddah yaddah. If you read the book you know what I'm talking about. Please read! Rated for kissing and drama.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
This Is Why by phollie reviews
Just the thought of what he's trying to run away from is enough to make Nezumi shake. / Nezushi - snowed in.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
The Morning Of by phollie reviews
And Shion, with all the raw, untapped grace of something exiled and reborn, says, "I love you." Nezushi. K.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Suns That Circling Go by phollie reviews
He's a boy that bleeds red and whimpers when it hurts and loves, loves, even when he doesn't want to. Nezumi, the fall of grace. Episode 10 spoilers. T.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Stumbling by P.I.D reviews
The advent of a wedding causes Rapunzel to ask the Queen about marriage.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Arianna, Rapunzel - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
The Carriage Ride by P.I.D reviews
Flynn had been looking forward to a carriage ride with Rapunzel, but when the day actually comes it doesn't go quite as he expected.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Playing Flynn Rider by P.I.D reviews
Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
The Man Who Freed Me by Cantare reviews
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
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Bittersweet Reunion and Everlasting Love reviews
I used to believe that my silly infatuation with Shion had doomed me to imprisonment by his side forever; but I realized at that moment that this love was the sweetest liberation I could have ever hoped for.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Nezumi/Rat, Shion] - Complete
The School Play reviews
When Sabrina breaks Puck's nose, he gets revenge by sabotaging her to be the director of the elementary school play- a fact that she is less than thrilled about. What's worse is that while Sabrina tries to organize her troop of sticky, squirmy, hyperactive kids, Puck gets busy getting Everafters hyped up about the play so that Sabrina's demise would be all the more embarrassing.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck, Daphne G.
The Second Chapter reviews
Sabrina and Puck spontaneously get together one strange night, and all hell breaks loose the day after. Attempted romance! (Like the really mushy kind; though I wouldn't advise you to get your hopes up too high- I don't think it worked out very well) Random fluff, cheesiness and a crazy girl fight between Sabrina and a random cheerleader!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Arguments reviews
Puck and Sabrina aren't your typical, lovey-dovey couple. In fact, the way they fight, half the time, they don't even seem like a couple at all. That doesn't mean that they do not love each other, though. In this story, Puck explains the dynamics of their unique relationship.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete