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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

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Her name was Aurora

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
come back and for sure
There is more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this on your profile

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If you think that life without a computer/laptop is useless, put this on your profile

98 percent of the teenage population tried or does pot. If your in the 2 percent that hasn't, put this on your profile

92 percent of Americans would die if Abecrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath. If you're in the 8 percent who would be laughing at the other idiots, put this on your profile

Love knows no gender, color, or age. If you think this is true, put this on your profile

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If you think Wile E. Coyote should finally catch Road Runner, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

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"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."
John Lennon

"I mean, women are very important to me. I don't know, they just drive me crazy."
Ringo Starr

"I definitely did look up to John. We all looked up to John. He was older and he was very much the leader; he was the quickest wit and the smartest. "
Paul McCartney

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. "
George Harrison

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible."
Dalai Lama

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. "
Winston Churchill

"Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me."
Audrey Hepburn

"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing. "
Marilyn Monroe

"Avoid popularity if you would have peace. "
Abraham Lincoln

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MishMASH by Todash reviews
A collection of unrelated ficlets written as responses to various prompts. Some are tied to episodes; some are post-war; all are slash: B.J./Hawkeye. Updated with ficlets 125 and 126.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 3/14/2009 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.]
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 186 - Words: 214,825 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Know What It's Like To Be Dead by Yasmine Stardust reviews
This story is about Alexandra Jones. An English girl who finds herself in Liverpool in the 50s one day, and meets some interesting lads.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 8/15/2012
Past Tense by Citrine Rain reviews
Labor and Delivery RN/Beatle fan Matilda Jameson has had her share of ups and down in 2012. Breaks up with one guy, finds a new one. Deals with nasty father to be, helps wife discover her own path. However, after a bad encounter Matilda wakes up in early 1964 with a semi-new identity that brings her face to face with the group she'd never thought she'd meet. What will happen?
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 10/29/2012
Free As A Bird by RoseByAnyOtherName215 reviews
Sadie's life's been bad for awhile. Could she possibly find a friend in a troublesome boy by the name of John Lennon? He shows her how to live life to the fullest and soon realizes he may need her as much as she needs him.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,303 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Finding Allie by idle hands 418 reviews
One chilly night in 1964, the one and only Beatles find a little girl who needs their help. Will they be able to help little Allison, or will the obstacles be too much? NOT ATU.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Hope In Death by weloveyoubeatles16 reviews
NOT ATU! Julia is a 17 year old girl who was diagnosed with cancer, and she will have to leave her sisters and her best friend, Julian. But when she arrives, she will befriend a few certain Beatles and possibly fall in love! Maybe the afterlife won't be so bad. Rated M for a couple of curse words here and there.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012
To Die By Your Side by JohnLennonsThighs reviews
Nora's anorexic, quiet, fragile, parentless. Good thing she's got four boys who love her oh so very much. But who will win her affection?
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,829 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012
Getting Better by GeorgeHarrison'sGreaserGirl13 reviews
George is anything but normal, no matter how much he thinks differently. He's tried to commit suicide three times and he hears voices in his head. When he is sent to a mental institution, he thinks it's the end. But when he meets Paul with a personality disorder, Ringo with ADHD and OCD, and a misunderstood John, could things finally get better?
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012
I'm looking through you by GeorgeHarrison'sGreaserGirl13 reviews
It all started on that cold March day. It all started when John became drunk. It all started when he told mean things to George. 'It' as in when George started to slowly kill himself.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012
Get back by Good old fashioned lover girl reviews
1975. John Lennon is married to Yoko Ono, but is she really the love of his life? He would have to choose between staying with his wife or starting a life with his former band mate, Paul McCartney. He decides to fix his relationship with his son Julian, along with other important decisions... McLennon.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
Heartbeat by indigoblue3 reviews
Crappy days come and go but at least I have him. Not ATU..Just Lennon.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
My Little Runaway by Victoria Harrison reviews
George Harrison and Brenda Morrison have been dating for 2 years, And George is sure that she is the love of his life. When tragedy strikes and Brenda runs away to America, How will George cope? Will he be able to find love again? Will Brenda ever come back too Liverpool? Read "My Little Runaway." too find out. *Story set in the 1950's, George/OC, Rated T just for safety*
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012
Two of Us by JohnLennonsThighs reviews
After the brutal murder of her family, Delilah and her best friend John Lennon try to overcome obstacles that could break their relationship.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 66,068 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Help! by cheesycheese reviews
There's an accident while the Beatles are on their U.S tour, and John is hurt. But their misfortune doesn't stop there, and they must rely on each other to get through it. Lots of angst and brotherly love :D
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011
The Midnight Adventures Of The Beatles by Candybarr820 reviews
A cute, fluffy story about our favorite Liverpool Lads spending the night together, behaving in their adorable, hysterical ways! It will make you smile, I promise!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012
This is getting really awkward by Good old fashioned lover girl reviews
Paul McCartney wanted to close his eyes and rest inside the jacuzzi of the huge house The Beatles' had bought; but his plan of resting didn't last too much, because of a certain lad called John Lennon. SLASH.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
The Beatles/Harry Potter by dracos lover reviews
Harry and Co. are obviously obbsessed with the Beatles. This is 4 Beatle and Harry Potter loving peeps!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2002