Hello, well this is just in case one of the readers from "Alina" and "Reasons why not to join the Fellowship" are wondering if I'm dead or kidnapped and being held captive in some remote place where there is no internet or computers, no, it's neither of those cases. Since it's summer I've gotten into writing two novels plus a thing which I am not sure if it should be called fanfiction or something else. The point is, I will be resuming "Alina" and "Reasons why..." in a month or so. I can't write "Reasons why..." without my partner and since we don't see each other during summer, it's hard to write it. Sorry for the long wait.

Links for stuff from my fics:

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*Inspiration for "The many adventures of Alex and Thranduil". Have fun seeing crazy fabulous Thranduil! :)

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Hello there! You have stumbled upon the dark scrolls of my life. You have a choice to make, keep reading, or leave before it is too late... Nah, just kidding, although you may find somethings here to be quite odd, I don't think you'll get cursed by reading my profile.

Hm, well, let's start by a few series and stuff I like. First of all, Lord of the Rings. That is my one deadly obsession. I love all of Tolkien's books, including the History of Middle earth, which I recommend you all Tolkien fans to read, or at least the Silmarillion. Another obsession of mine is Dragon Age Origins. Love the game! And Kingdom Hearts, I can't get enough of it!!

So, now for the anime obsessions. Those are quite recent, not a year old even since I didn't use to watch anime until my friends from my dorm got me into it Probably their biggest mistake since I am a danger when I am obsessed with something. Some of these are Ouran High school Host Clud (my first anime), Hetalia (I have scary problems there which I will not utter here) Kuroshitsuji, Inu x boku, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood (Lin is mine, all mine!!), Okami-san, Durarara!! (Izaya is mine!!!) Sword art online (you have to watch it! The first episode is 'meh' but the rest you will love)

Well I honestly don't know what to say about myself. It's not like I live an awesome life worth people's time. I will just describe a little about myself.

Real name: Maria (Not like you will know who I am just because you know my real name. There are about a billion girls with that name just here on the Island)

Gender: if by my name you didn't get it then it is female.

Age: *me* I'm sorry, what was the question? I'm not that old alright! *eyes twitch* I'm twenty one and I'm in a crisis! I hate that number two in front of my age digits! I don't know why but the fact that I wont be a teen anymore is a bit depressing since it feels like age is moving unto me too fast. Surely I am not alone here, right? *hopeful smile*

Family: mom, dad and four younger sisters so it's a rollercoster every day with the typical sister fights and all. Not to mention that since I am the oldest everything they do falls upon me -_-. But I love them anyways.

Hobbies: Reading and writing. I really love to do both things. My sisters tease me a lot since they say I waist my time doing that instead of listening to music or other teen stuff.

Physical appearance: long, curly/wavy brown hair, brown eyes, Caribbean tanned skin. Duh, I'm Puerto Rican and I love my Island with a passion!

Height: 5'3, just a little bit more and I reach 5'4 lol. But that is actually the normal height here. Around that height is the medium height. Most girls are from one to three or even four inches shorter than me. Common height here is 5'3-5'4, above that you are considered tall.

Fav. color: Blue...and green, for...personal reasons. Maybe because it is in the name of a certain, blond, blue eyed elf :3

Writing:

Okay so when I write I like to hear instrumental music from the list of authors you will find somewhere below. It inspires me a lot to hear music when I write. Also I get very inspired with ideas in the classroom. Yup, bad, very bad, but when the teacher is up there talking, all of a sudden a thousand ideas will come to my mind and I will be struggling between not forgetting them, developing them and paying attention to the teacher. Also, the bathroom is a good place to think, mainly when I'm in the shower. I don't want any eyebrows raised okay, I just get many ideas when I am bathing.

Weird obsessions:

Hahaha now we're talking! Well let's start by saying that I love leaves as in a "leaf". Yes 'tis true, I have an obsession with leaves. But my friends figured out why quickly since they know who my main obsession in life is...Legolas! Yes I'm 21 and am still obsessed with Legolas. Can you blame me? He was my first crush and will forever be so. So yeah, that's where the leaves come in. I have also been a nature freak since forever and I have always liked forests and nature walks so it's not so weird, right?

Another of my obsessions apart from Legolas is the entire world of Middle earth. Everything and everyone is of fascination to me. The language, the people, the cultures, their history, everything that has to do with Tolkien's writings have an effect on me that make me look like a maniac in times of excitement.

Of course my new obsession is Dragon Age: Origins. I have not, and will never, left my other obsessions, but this new one has me crazy. I am desperate for the game and I am saving money so that I may buy a PS3 plus the game for Christmas. I'm a college student so we'll see how that works out.

I love Kingdom Hearts and I have been waiting for the third game to come out for several years now -_- I don't know if it will ever come, but I am desperately hoping for it. Not that I'll probably be able to play it seeing that College is a soul sucking void that drains every second of your life and every desire to live at all. Well it depends on you as well. If you are the type who can have a project done in a few hours and study quickly without getting distracted or falling in the habit of procrastinating (which is an art I have perfected, though I'm not proud of it) then college will only be a soul sucking void that drains every second of your life but you will at least have some desire to go on, maybe.

Deepest dream- If we are talking crazy dreams then I would love to leave this world and be in another world where adventure, romance and magic will rule my life. Yeah...like that's ever going to happen. But if we are talking realistic dreams, then I wish to find true love and be sure that he is the one and never feel alone. Kind of cheese, but that's what you get for reading my profile. What were you thinking? *me*-lol

Even if my main language is Spanish, since before I began school my dad taught me English and it always was my favorite subject in school. But I hope you guys don't think me less because of my origin. I think everyone should be very proud of their own native country.

Just a few of my favorite books:

Evermore Scratch that one. I'm sorry, I tried, but that girl got wayyyy to emo, self pity sob story for me.

Scarlett Letter

Breath, eyes, memory

Beloved (No, it's not a romance story. But right now I can't remember the author!)

Silmarillion

Lord of the Rings

The Hobbit

Once upon a Marygold

Unicors of Balinor

Harry Potter

One thousand and one nights

I am starting to read The Silmarillion and I already ordered The Book of lost Tales part one and two. I also have the Atlas of Middle earth in pdf, if anyone wants copy PM me, the Unfinished Tales, Morgoth's Ring and I just bought a book about Tolkien's languages of Middle earth!!!

And other books that are from my Spanish culture like:

When I was a Puerto Rican (it is a book about a real girl who was born and lived in Puerto Rico for a few years then moved to the US. It is really good)

Other books and novels I have read in Spanish.

La Belleza Bruta

After the Dark (which is, I think, a jappanese novel that my Spanish teacher had us read. It's not the best novel but it was a bit interesting. Maybe it's more than just a bit interesting but since my preference for reading materail is far from the subject of the book, I read it more out of duty than out of desire.

Favorite music: Well here is where people look at me as if I were some sort of freak. The thing is I really love music from Enya, David Arkenstone, Inon Zur, a bit of John Dreamer, Two steps from hell, and anything that is instrumental and beautiful. It inspires me to write a whole lot. When I hear a song all sorts of ideas come into my mind and I can even get an entire story figured out just by listening to a song.

About my personality.

I used to always be the shy, silent, invisible, straight A nerd, goody two shoes girl. I loosen up by the end of high school but Alas! I was always considered the little freaking saint. Well now I am a bit more looes (by which I mean not so stiff necked) and people have begun to see that. Though I am still considered a goody two shoes. I love nature. I love to sit under a tree and read or just think. I love nature hikes, I love to go out at nights with my sisters to watch the stars while we talk. My parents, mainly my dad, are control freaks. I love them but the truth is the truth. I am not allowed to go out at all even with my friends. I will not say when I had my first boyfriend, and even that was a secret for my parents.

This is a story about God that I honestly believe, though it did not happen to me.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiances of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short-cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this on your profile.

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my Saviour and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life,FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard,Sweetpanda12, SamCarter121314, Gigigue Epic Elven Warrior Princess, TimeyWimeyGirl, OneSizeFitsAll, Lily Lindsey-Aubery, Elleth of Hidden Lore (:D)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity (which you don't. Look above at my profile :P), here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (How stupid could you be to do that?)

On a bag of Fritos! "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops, forget what I said about ironing clothes!!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh My Goodness!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thay want to give us the real artifical nuts...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (duh!!)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Aww, man.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this onto your profile.

This is just a fun quiz I got from Sunshine Reaves and I think it's very funny

Itunes Personality Quiz:

Since I'm puertorican most of the songs I have are in spanish but I will translate them and put a (s) so you know which are on spanish

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAMES NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

When you give me your heart (s) Meh

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Nobody will love you like me (s) *Okay that's so true and perfect XD

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

You & I alone (s) Whoa that makes me sound like a pervert XD

4. WHAT IS 22?

My love is poor (s)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Sancturay-KH remix

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

DJ got us falling in love again *Now this one I liked

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

BoysBoysBoys-Lady Gaga *Again it makes me sound a little pervert lol

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Send it on-Friends for change theme *Well if you think about it, it makes sense because I'd like to be a change for others to

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Paparazzi-Lady Gaga *It's not that far from the truth haha

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Hey you (s) *Technically yes because they're constantly calling me to get me to do stuff

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Bring me to life-Evanscence *Now that is just wrong

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The loser (s) *I think I'm gonna cry

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

Between your wings (s)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

If only you knew what I feel for you (s) *Now that is dead on!

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Party in the USA-Miley Cyrus *Not really a party person really

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

It rains inside me (S) *Yup, it has happened and belive me I was a storm inside of me

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Get away from me my love (S) *I guess that means of heart break :P

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

My heart is hanging on your hands (s) *So that confirms that I'll die of heart break :'(

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

When I fall in love (s) *My sisters say I have a goofy laugh when I think about the one I love

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Everythin changed *True that

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Ask me for whatever you want *Uuuuh, to get married?

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Hug me *Huh?

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

While dancing it happened (s) *I need to learn to dance!

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

I live in love with you *Maybe I would change it since it only brought me pain

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Down

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

I love you *Okay that's funny