The Lonely Assassins
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Joined 04-28-12, id: 3966363, Profile Updated: 07-23-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Sherlock, and Hunger Games.

HEYYYYYY WORLD! ;D

FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR! PLEASEZ!!!! http://follow-the-star.tumblr.com/

heres a little bout me...

I am Harry Potter Obessed!

The sorting hat says i am a ravenclaw!

thats cool but i would prefer to be a slytherin

on pottermore i am moonstonesun148 ADD ME!

I AM DOCTOR WHO OBESSESD I CHALLANGE YOU ALL TO A SHOWDOWN! - 2005 ONWARDS

I LUV CIRQUE DU FREAK! - MAY THE LUCK OF THE VAMPIRES BE WITH YOU (OR THE NON EXISTINT LUCK OF THE VAMPANEZE -VAMPGIRL97 THATS 4 U :D

I LOVE SHERLOCK SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOO MUCH! REICHINBACH NEVER HAPPENED OK! SHERLOCK AND JOHN GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH INSIGHTS INTO THERE HOME LIFE...OK

I AM A LARTEN CREPSLEY FANGIRL ;D

but heres a pledge that i stole of Vampanezegirl97s profile

i fell in love with it and here it it in my opinon it is the prayer for all DSS shippers

I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out

I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammar thrown about

I pledge to think of Evra whenever I wash a snake

I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I take

I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg

I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg

I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool

I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal hook-shaped tool

I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill

I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill

I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo

I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew

I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map

I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap

I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath

I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath

I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then

Even in death may they be triumphant, amen.

Got this of kberrys profile...creepy

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't emerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Heres another one...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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(U U ) (U U )

These are bunnies. Copy and paste these bunnies into your profile to help them gain world domination. (do it now)

97 of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump.

If you are one of the 3 sat in a deck chair eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP"

then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here

If you're in love with Larten Crepsley like me, post this on your profile

If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile!

If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile

If your friends think you are obsessed, post this on your profile!

If you are obsessed with Larten Crepsley, post this on your profile!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I 'm BLACK When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE:

Given Name: Hmmm. as if i would tell you...

Birth date: 9/6/98 i am 14

Current Location: THRONE IN MY SECRET LAIR MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Righty or Lefty: lol im a lefty!.

Zodiac Sign: gemmni i am 2 faced bitch aparently

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE:

Your heritage: Irish, northen irish, english, scotish...etc

Your weakness: NOT SHOWING MY FEELING I AM COLD HEARTED!

Your fears: FALLING OUT OF LOVE WITH LARTEN CREPSLEY.

Your perfect BBQ sause instead of tomato and meaty stuff.

Goal you'd like to achieve: to meet benedictcumberbatch *droolz

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW: Your thoughts first waking up:

Yesterday: why do i have to leve you bed...why!

Today: ffn ffn ffn ffn ffn ffn

Tomorrow: not much data on dongle...CHARNAS GUTS! THAT MEANS NOT FFN

Your best physical feature: EYES!! i have Central heterochromia which means my eyes are two different colours but in the same eyes! they are blue and gold! YES I AM A TIMELORD!

Your bedtime: NAH!

Your most missed memory: well i am soooo scatty so i cant rember most of last night sooo...wait who are you again.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: Pepsi or Coke: coca-cola is great

McDonald's or Burger King: MCDONALDS! cause it taste better!

Adidas or Nike: i only wear converse!.

Lipton Tea or Nestea: normal tea?

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: BOTH! cause they nom!

Cappuccino or coffee:cappuccino you get cream and choccy dust stuff...

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Cuss: alll the effin time

Take a shower: yes of course i do :D

Have a crush: does characters count?

Think you've been in love: yes.

Want to get married: of course, i think, i dunno, maybe, probably not.

Believe in yourself: yes because nothing would be acomplished without

Think you're a health freak: No.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH:

Gone to the mall: yes i bought stuff to make braclets and a peach iced tea and a GIANT JAMMIE DODGER COSTA RULES!

Been on stage: YES. i went to drama school for 9 years

Been dumped: No.

Gone skating: yes i love it!

Dyed your hair: i dyed my hair blonde then i died the tips blue.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER:

Played a stripping game: ew no

Got beaten up: yes once but i beat the crap out of them too

Changed who you were to fit in: No.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD:

Age you're hoping to be married: uh i should know that because.

Age you're hoping to have kids: did i say would like to have kids?

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL: Best eye color: really bright green

Best hair color: ORANGE

Long or Short? uh i dunno

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

1 MINUTE AGO: answering this stupid survey.

1 HOUR AGO: Reading the vampire war trillogy

1 YEAR AGO: doing doctor who themed stuff

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE:

I LOVE: LARTEN CREPSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and doctor who and sherlock and harry potter

I FEEL: Happy!

I HATE: people who are racist and mean

I HIDE: my feelings

I MISS: primary school life was eaiser...

here the sterotype thing...have you heard the sterotype song it sooo funny!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a b*.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid and stuck up
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (at least... I think I'm pretty!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.(hollister smells good...)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.( at least i think i do 90% in every art exams gotta mean somthing RIGHT!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (but I AM CRAZY MUHAHAHAHAHAAH)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. ( *checks map, so thats where larten will be at three oh and matt smith is the same place...*claspes hands togther excellent)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. ( well i go to grammer school is that being smart..?)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (i just clicked this cause it said vampire :D)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth (my teeth are terrible :( )
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. .
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (here there trying to censor the internet...NO MORE FANFICTION ITS AN OUTRAGE ITS A SCANDEL!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (YET UNLESS ITS LARTEN)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (I AM SOO WHAT! GEEKY AND PROUD!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I DONT CARE)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I consider myself 'WEIRD', so I MUST be A LOSER

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When We Were Young by Sharadethia reviews
This is the story of the childhood of the Doctor. It will be a long series of installments starting in the Academy years through the Time War. Currently M for violence and child abuse. Currently on year six.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,004 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Master, The Rani, The Meddling Monk, War Chief
Of Fairytales and Fezes by MoonlightWriter101 reviews
Rory has been erased from existance, and The Doctor is the only one who can bring him back to heal Amy's saddened heart. It's just The Doctor and Amy again as they continue their travels. Feelings are being increased as the Doctor tries to revive Rory back into existance before things get too far. But, what happens after Big Bang Two when Rory is back, but their relationship fails?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Immortal Wives Club by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it started as a chat between two annoyed blondes, now once a month Lucy, Rose and Donna sit there complaining about their husbands. implied Master/Lucy, 10Rose and Jack/Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lucy S., Rose T. - Complete
The New Members of the IWC by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to the Immortal Wives Club! AU! world. Rose and Donna bring River and Amy to their monthly meeting with Lucy where they complain about their husbands. for once Rory really should have listened to the Doctor. warnings: mentions of femslash and Jack being Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Rory W., Rose T. - Complete
Rumor Has It by Parker K. Harvelle reviews
FEM!HARRY AU: Meredith Potter never thought much about love, she'd never really been shown a lot of it. Her sixth year will change everything as she stops pretending to understand where life is taking her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,249 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
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Fallen reviews
John a tribute from district 12 finds a alliance in the sociopathic Sherlock Holmes from district 1. Can they both take down James Moriarty the career tribute from district 2? More importantly can they make it out alive? Happy 61st Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in you favour! Johnlock!
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Fallen reviews
John a tribute from district 12 finds a alliance in the sociopathic Sherlock Holmes from district 1. Can they both take down James Moriarty the career tribute from district 2? More importantly can they make it out alive? Happy 61st Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in you favour. AU! Hunger Games! Johnlock!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Chess reviews
Moriarty thoughts on Sherlock CHARACTER DEATH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - J. Moriarty
The Coffin Of Fire reviews
Steve's time in the coffin of fire...inspired by are you satisfied by marina and the diamonds dedicated to vampanezegirl97!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Steve Leonard - Complete
The most important person in my life reviews
A drabble type fic, of what sherlock got up to when he was bored. Expressing his love for john. Johnlock!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Lonely Raven reviews
After that fatefull halloween, amy potter harrys twin is removed from the equasion by the meddling fool dumbledore. Belived to be dead, amy goes to hogwarts but she must deside what is worth more the family that abandoned her or the people that gave her shelter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - OC, Harry P.
Better than me reviews
A young vampaneze girl spills her thoughts to the world...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Kiss me Better reviews
After a Long day saving the universe, the doctor likes nothing more than than his wife to kiss him better - FLUFF - ONE-SHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete