Kiri-Kay
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Joined 04-28-12, id: 3966368, Profile Updated: 05-19-13
Author has written 8 stories for Uta no Prince-sama, Happy Tree Friends, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Now You See Me.

Hi! I'm Kiri-Kay, but you can call me Kiri, Kay, Rosearuca, Niomei, or if you wanna act professional, Kirsti Kayita (the name has grown like ivy on me).

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FictionPress- http://www.fictionpress.com/u/848751/Kiri-Kay

Youtube- http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnW_nMYRHytsKBDCHz2JiA

SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/niomei

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PhotoBucket- Look for Rosearuca

Tumblr- kiri-kay.tumblr.com

Have fun rummaging through my profile, & I hope you enjoy my stories!!!

Muaa


Randomness-

Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it's hot.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion

is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Handyman's law: cut to fit, beat into place.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Work now, make others work later.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

You never grow up... You just learn how to behave in public.

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to pot it!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (HEY! They still are cool!)
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Things for my profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump assholes!"

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. (Be it a wall, table, or person, I've head-butted them all.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this.

If you ever wished to meet a character from a show, post this on your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself…

ever run into a door…

ever wanted to just SLAP someone…

ever threatened a computer or video game console…

ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation…

ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa…

ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes… you know what to do.

Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If your one of the 5% who would sit there eating popcorn saying "DO A FLIP!!" Put this on your page -98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. -92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. -If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. -If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted so

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

How to Aggravate the Wal-Mart People!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at five minutes intervals

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms

3. Walk up to an employee and tell them in a official tone, "Code 3 in house wares" ... and see what happens

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away

5. Move 'Caution- Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in

if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

8. Look right into a security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressents are

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, humming loudly to the 'Mission Impossible' theme

11. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look

12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position,

and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait awhile, then yell very loudly,

"There's no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, screaming,

"Go, Pikachu, go!"

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24 Funny pranks to do in an elevator.

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
4.Swat at flies that don't exist.
5.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
6.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
7.Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
8.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
9.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
10.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
12.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
13.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
14.Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
15.Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
16.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
17.Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.
18.Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
19.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
20.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21. frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "too late"
22. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" really loud while you push every button
23. Say "Ding!" at every stop
24. Say "I wonder what these do" then press the warning buttons.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

copy this into your profile just because.

Favorite Couples:

Teen Titans:

RobinxStarfire- RobStar

BeastBoyxRaven-BBRae

KidFlashxJinx- FLINX! (All time favorite)

SpeedyxJade (Cheshire)- Joy (lol, spread the word! RoyJade= Joy, got it from another author, so I have no rights to it!)

CyborgxBumbleBee- CyBee

JerichoxKole- JeriKole

HotSpotxArgent-HotGent (lol it's funny)

Young Justice:

SuperboyxMissMartian

RocketxKaldur

RedArrowxCheshire

Danny Phantom:

DannyxSam- DxS

TuckerxValerie- TxV

OR

TuckerxJazz- TxJ

Couples I hate:

Teen Titans:

StarfirexCyborg- It's just gross. It's basically like incest (since to me they have a bro and sis relationship going on)

StarfirexBB- The idea is just weird.

BBxTerra- Sure, they had a thing, but I never really thought they looked good.

RobinxRaven- HATE IT! ABSOLUTELY HATE IT!!!! Starfire and Robin belong together! Plus it's like the same reason as StarfirexCyborg. It's incest.

RobinxSlade: EW! EW! EW! I've just been scarred! I am not a yaoi fan or a yuri fan (so no I don't approve of JinxXRaven or RavenxStarfire or whatever).

Young Justice:

Spitfire (aka WallyxArtemis)- Yes, I think it's cute, but I will stay faithful to my Flinx.

RobinxZatanna- Also a very cute pairing, but as I said with RobinxRaven, Robin BELONGS to Starfire

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D

So cute, please don't break! XD

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Yipeee...

I'm the girl who would dance at 2 o'clock in the morning. I'm the girl who would LOVE you soo much. I'm the girl who wouldn't break your heart. I'm the girl who actually doesn't care about her hair and make-up. I'm the girl who you can trust with all of your heart. I'm the girl who will do anything for you. I'm the girl who you fell in love with. I'm a unique girl. I'm YOUR girl.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be one I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a freaky outcast

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Love Cartoons!)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Whats wrong with reading?)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting (I just HATE Stereotyping so much, it makes my blood boil hotter than lava.)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know about two/three)

If your idea of fun is rea

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Try and read this:

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs psas it on!

True story: Me & two friends went to a school show one night. It was a great show, real funny. At one point, they wanted to do an improv sceen. Jose was late to work again & they needed to act out a sceen that he had to guess the excuse. First they asked what was he doing? Fighting a dragon. Next, what happened after that? The room filled with little mumbles & such. Friend A (to my right) said the thing she always says. "HE GOT SHOT." The place went quiet & everyone, even the people on stage, staired at her. I looked at her, daggers escaping my eyes & she was sweating bullets (Ooh, weapons. . .) The lady on stage said- "Ok, he got shot. . ." & everyone erupted into laughter. True story, bro.

I pledge allegiance to the music,
of sexy peeps of Code Lyoko.
and to the republic for which Odd's hair stands.
one six-pack,
under Jim's XXXL shirt.
with Jumbie and skittles for all.(I love code lyoko!!!! if you like code lyoko copy this on your profile)

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH! I SENSE YOUR EYES WANDERING! THIS COULD GIVE YOU NIGHTMARE IF YOU ARE THE WEAK OF HEART!

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

(I have NOT checked the link because I'm scared I'll scream my face off- a rare thing. Nightmares, not really because I never remember my dreams. If anyone wants to tell me what happens when you click the link, be my guest.)

7 Reasons NOT to Mess With Small Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”

Watson said: "I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a moment: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? - What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a moment then spoke: "Someone has stolen our tent." (This is for those of us who think so hard that we miss the simple things in life. I'm guilty!! Are you?)


Go ahead and call me retarded. Then everybody will have sympathy for me when I beat you into a bloody pulp.

Anybody can fight a killer. To love him and not fight him takes a special kind of person.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Live every day as if it were your last, and then some day you'll be right.

When you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares into you.

Laughing is something you do while torturing somebody, slow and painfully

Blood is red, bruises are blue, my dear sweet arch nemesis; a violent death is the only death for you

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

Forgive your enemies,but remember their names.

Don't piss off an Anger Management Class, drop-out.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody is somebody else weirdo.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school?

The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing.

Fun flies when your doing time.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

My reality check bounced.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If my music’s too LOUD, then you’re too OLD.(That's for you MOM!)

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone across the face.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm crazy enough to kill,but that's not your problem. The problem is that I'm also smart enough to get away with it.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Live for the moments you can't put into words.

"Be Yourself" is just about the worst advice you can give some people.

Crazy doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

Cute but psycho. It evens itself out.

Facebook it like a jail; You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't actually know.

A fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F . ..

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!

Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done.


1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis,GhostAuthor,xxTheVoicesxx, Kiri-Kay

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs Bob Hope and Johnny Cash now we have no Jobs no Hope and no Cash

Teacher-You failed the test Me-You failed to educate

money DOES grow on trees its made of PAPER

There are no stupid questions just stupid people.

To hell with the truth the lie will set you free- Rick Mercer

headbutting a teacher, now thats what I call heardore

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

I don't have issues, I just have problems that make me want to punch people.

Killing Hunters does not even the playing field

If you want to be expelled from school, go up to you Principle and start an argument. Then yell, "Rape!"

When your board and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school.

When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing her life story.

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse

You know there’s something wrong with you when your imaginary friends stop playing with you

I don't see plays cause I can nap at home for free

Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood my hole life!

I have the handwriting' of a serial killer.

you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?

There is no

Don't try to get on my good side, I no longer have one!

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water

If you laugh I will laugh If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

I have a pocket comb-but then, who wants to comb pockets?

therapistis are scary. THE RAPIST! duh! RUN!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Everyone wanted him to run for Congress.They figured it was the best way to get him out of town

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you are going away

A team effort is a lot of people doing what you say

Saying guns kill people is like blaming spelling mistakes on your pencil

Is there an afterlife? of course! people live after your life

Capitalization is important, its the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse

(the answering machine)

Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you

Hi, this is the refrigerator. John's answering machine is broken but i'll give the message to John. Now just speak very slowly while i write down the message and stick it to myself with these little cute magnets

I'm out of my mind! but feel free to leave me a message

(end answering machine)

Come on you guys! I'm not THAT obsessed with cartoons!" (have drawings, posters, and a shirt with 'I LOVE CARTOONS!' on it)did you know there are three kinds of stupid?

there's ignorant, mentally retarded, and then there's you

silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I hate people who go under the speed limit, if your going to break the law you might as well speed.

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200

The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

Did you ever wake up in the morning and want to smack the crap out of someone for something they did in your dream?

When you feel like getting angry with someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I want to build a life size Whack-a-Mole game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in it

I think some people should come with warning labels

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

Why do people put designs on toilet paper? It's not like when they wipe their butt there gonna be like Oh my god! a flower!!

If your going to get accused of it, you might as well just do it!

sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart?

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process...It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience

My Mom's so out of date, she still thinks that LOL means "Lots of love" so she texted me the other day and said "Sorry your grandma died, LOL"

I don't have a license to kill ... I have a learners permit!

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHIINNNY-SQUIRREL!

A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them

such thing as natural beauty.

Boys are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs

When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I wanted to be a vampire

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

I'm that type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when my feet hit the floor in the morning

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges"

If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

The less you know, the less you fear, and that means I'm not scared of anything!

Life is like a movie: If you're sad, that's drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, that's comedy

Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

You know your stressed out when you can hear mimes

The voices and I took a vote, and your insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry

I hated going to weddings cause old people would nudge me and say 'You next!'...That stopped when I started saying the same thing to them at FUNERALS

It's not that I'm not a 'people person', it's that I'm not a 'stupid people person'

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out, yeah like that, stop it

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck

Common sense ain't all that common

Don't out smart your common sense

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk; I have a work station...

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

I'm one of those people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense"

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Smile: it confuses people

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, no shit, smart guy! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door..."

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't lose my mind! I sold it on eBay.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When in doubt, make up words.

I'm the kind of person would spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

When I say LOL, I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

Strength is nothing more than how well you can handle the pain.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

if you can't beat em, join em, if you can't join em, bribe em, if you can't bribe em, blackmail em, if you can't blackmail em, kill em, if you can't kill em, your screwed--and you thought this was short

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental

Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.


For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!”

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!”

Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it.

Crazy is when you hug people who hate being hugged every two minutes.

Crazy is when after you watch a movie, you search it on Wikipedia.

Crazy is when you think someone’s a pretender (Transformers) just by giving you the stink eye.

Crazy is when you laugh so hard you choke on you drink.

Crazy is when you put your favorite stuffed animal on your head and walk around your school like that for the entire day.

Crazy is when you get soaked (on purpose) at recess and have to sit at the back of year eight science class wearing nothing but a lab coat while your uniform dries.

Crazy is when you poke someone and say "poke" to say hi, and all of your friends do it to because of you, and you have random poke wars.

Crazy is when you randomly do the you should've had a V8 thing.

Crazy is when you yell randomly at the sky when something goes wrong. Or because you just feel like it!

Crazy is when you walk up to someone & re-name them something weird like "Mrs. Whiskers!"

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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This is a bunny. Copy and paste it to help it gain world domination.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever pulled on a door that said "Push" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile

IF YOUR AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor, Whitechocolate14, xxTheVoicesxx


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Yeah this one is the strangest one but the most true...


this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM……

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Poke the person infront of you's ear with cold object and then pretend to contimlate exam, repeat when they are not looking at you/leaning forword.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. when you get the exam look it stand up give it compleatly blank to you teacher and tell him sweetly ,"I'm sorry but this problem has ben discontinued." with the largest smils you can give with out spitting your face open.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras

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This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Able02, littlfoxling101.2, Cute Little Foxy, whitechocolate14, BeatlesRock101, xxTheVoicesxx, Kiri-Kay

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't?)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs, XxXRainbowstarXxX, WriterCat, Radius Flame and Giana Sparrow, Kiri-Kay

If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to repeat things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste onto your profile.

If you love reading really long books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read fanfiction as much as you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird!

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

92% of teenagers girls would die if Justin Bieber or Robert Pattison told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your ass off.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh god, ALL THE TIME!)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Haruka-Chan, Alice-Chan, Ritsuka-Kun, why do you all have to be so DENSE?)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get confused and forget what you're going to say just because a fly buzzes by your head...never mind, I forgot what this was...

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this onto your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you are totally (I LIKE FISHPONIES!!) random ( Zebra's have stripes!) copy this onto your profile! (Who else is easily distracted by the random comments?/shot)

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile

If everyone thinks that you're your older sibling's twin, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever written a story just because no one else has used that idea, copy this

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."

The Six Truths Of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

(I'm using my SoundCloud Account for this- DON'T KILL ME!!)

Opening Credits: Just Be Friends (Luka Megurine) Uhh, NOT a good sign!

Waking Up: Meltdown (Rin Kagamine) Christ, a song about JUMPING INTO A NUCLEAR REACTOR? And in the morning, none the less. . .

First Day At School: Arrest Rose (VanaN'Ice) Oh god, what? Did I have a double life or something?!

Falling In Love: Bad Apple!! (Christina Vee Version) T-thats horrible. . .

Fight Song: Cantarella (Clear & Neru version) . . . A song about drugging & trying to rape your childhood friend. Whoopdie-fucking-doo.

Breaking Up: Alice Human Sacrifice (Nico Nico Chorus version) ;A; WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS!?!?!?

Prom: Romeo & Cinderella (Nico Nico Chorus Version) I don't even think this makes a shred of sense.

Life is Good: Alluring Secret Black Vow (Nico Nico Chorus version) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD HOW IS THAT SONG GOOD!?!? EVERYONE DIES AT ONE POINT!!!

Mental Breakdown: Imitation Black (Clear x Valshe x Dasoku version) . . . No comment

Driving: Lovelessxxx (VanaN'Ice) Yes, bouts of depression while driving just so I can swerve the car into something.

Flashback: Dark Side of the Moon off-vocal (VanaN'Ice) *cries* MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE!!!

Getting Back Together: Cantarella (Kaito Shion) What? WHAT? (yes, I have two versions of it. Shuzup)

Wedding: Dream-Eating Monochrome Baku (a_sandwitch version) Not going to end well, not at ALL.

Paying the Dues: Orion de SHOUT-OUT! (Natsuski/Satasuski) Makes less sense than the Prom one.

The Night Before The War: Butterfly on your Right Shoulder (Len Kagamine) What. The. Fuck.

Final Battle: The Immoral Memory The Lost Memory (VanaN'Ice) My enemy's are two lost lovers. . .?

Moment of Triumph: World is Mine (Ashestoashesjc version) Yay, finally, one that makes sense!!! I'M THE NUMBER ONE PRINCESS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

Death Scene: Karakuri Burst (Rin & Len Kagamine) . . . *utterly lost* They don't even kill each other in the end!! It's unresolved!! But I guess it makes some sense. . .

Funeral Song: Death Waltz (I'm not sure who made this troll of a piano song. . .) Kesesesese! Cliche name, ne?

End Credits: Lacie (Glen Baskerville apperantly. . .) Damn straight!!! Lacie's an amazing person & melody.

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy-Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Holy Roman Empire still lives, folks!)

95 of 100 people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile and add your name: Ninjakat403, AwesomeBrit223, MiriamTodd321,YouFall9Times, Kiri-Kay

You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13.You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means (Well, if you google it...)

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute (More like 'squeal like an idiot with Cheshire')

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion time

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic (lol yes!)

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And I'm American.)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones (that's my obsession!)

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia (Haha So true!)

30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

Canada is not invisible; he is a bad-ass and even his brother knows it.

Just because Britain took credit for a lot of Canada's efforts doesn't mean he wasn't there.

Canada is the only Nation that America completely trusts to watch his back.

Canada invented walkie-talkies, Standard Time, pagers, telephones, jetliners, electric wheelchairs, prosthetic hands, the gas mask, sonar, basketball, IMAX, insulin, electron microscopes, G-suits, plexiglass, garbage bags, alkaline batteries, cardiac pacemakers, electric ovens, kerosene, egg cartons, snowmobiles, paint rollers, wood pulp paper, peanut butter, and, of course, ice hockey. Eat it bitches!

Canada has defeated the United States before. It was called the War of 1812 and it culminated in the White House being burned down by Canadian, not British troops. America is still embarrassed by it and skims over it in history classes.

Canada became an organized country in 1867 but did not gain his full independence until 1982. It was done quietly and without any bloodshed... unlike his brother.

Canada was in both World Wars from the beginning and contributed far more to the war effort than his brother.

They have free healthcare. And they've legalized marijuana and gay marriage.

Vimy Ridge - Germany is still afraid of Canada because of the ass-kicking he got from that.

Matthew Williams is amazing, and don't you forget it!

Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Ashynarr, 91RedRoses, Anon007, Kiri-Kay

Complete Sarcasm

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

95 percent of kids are concerned about fitting in. If you are part of the 5 percent that don't, copy paste this on your profile and put on your username.

AnimeKittyCafe,
Hyperactivley Bored,
Gem W,
Bara-Minamino,
Yavie Aelinel,
Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,
Shadow929,
The Astrology Nerd,
brown-eyed angelofmusic,
piratesswriter/fairy to be,
The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,
watching-waiting-wishing,
100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed,
iluvdavidwright45,
dianeandnumairareahotcouple,
windsoftiti,
Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood,
i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,
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xxlilaznchck.
Sakuratwin13
Serenity-MoonGodess
jordie-here
Iron Inuyasha
Kyshaki
I-Hate-Kikyou-To-Hell
Inuyasha-loves-Hanyou-Kagome
Zuma12121
Moongirl12121
Anon007,

Kiri-Kay

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), Anon007 (Guyana), Kiri-Kay (USA with strong Cuban background. Like, I could pass off as Cuban if I wanted to.),

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this to your profile.

Some Life and Sexuality Quotes:

1) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner

2) My lesbianism is an act of...charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. Rita Mae Brown

3)Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524

4) If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." Robin Tyler

5) No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982

6) You could move. Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighbourhood

7) There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. Elton John

8) I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant. Paul Newman

9) My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. Amanda Bearse

10) There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved. Boy George

11) [Homophobics] need... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand - to begin with - how it can feel to spend years denying your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize your soul. Bruce Bawer, The Advocate, 28 April 1998

12) In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation. Simone de Beauvoir

13) Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen

14) The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself. Gore Vidal

15) Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. "I had a great time with... them." Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big slut! Judy Carter

16) My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. "Everything was fine until you moved out there." "That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe. Coley Sohn

17) If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered. Robin Tyler

18) There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anaïs Nin

19) Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. Harvey Fierstein

20) If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. Johann von Goethe

21) Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss

22) Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves. Friedrich Nietzsche

23) To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying "Amen" to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive. Robert Louis Stevenson


Uh, well, sometimes I re-post somethings so if I do, tell me if you want (or care, for that matter) if I repeated some re-posts! Thanks!

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The Ante by Lucia de'Medici reviews
When Gambit left Rogue on the shores of Blood Moon Bayou, he slipped a playing card into her hand. More than a conciliatory gesture, it signaled the start of something that carried the understanding: Never bet more than you are willing to lose.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 337,034 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Facebook Friends? by lex-F reviews
Rogue finally gets a Facebook after Kittys been hounding forever now. So whos this person trying to friend her? Was a One-shot. Now i'm thinking a actual story with many chapters. Please review it's whats made this story much longer than it was meant to be.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Little Moments by nevereatdirt reviews
Your name is Cronus Ampora and you might be a little jealous.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
Let Your Heart Lead You by Miko xD reviews
Ayuzawa and Usui have reached their last year of high school. Unfortunatly for Ayuzawa, Usui just happens to be in her class. Her family problems are overflowing and the pressure is starting to catch up. Will Usui be able to catch her before she falls? ON HIATUS
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,588 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Misaki A., T. Usui
I'm not a Vampire! by Juniper Night reviews
Half demon. Vampire. Two totally different things. Why can't muggles just get it right for once? Officially Aqua-Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Raven, Aqualad] Speedy - Complete
Interesting Other by Darkness Angel-Ai reviews
Full summary inside./ Princess Bubblegum has been invited to a royal ball party at the Land Of Aaa by Prince Gumball. Bubblegum had decided to bring Finn, Jake, Lumpy Space Princess and Marceline to join her. Something crazy is bound to happen. Please Read and Review! Thank you.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,643 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Marshall Lee, Marceline A.
He's There by LadyBow8 reviews
A story about the dangers of roleplaying, and a secret-admirer that will do anything to capture the heart of a girl whose mind is half in fiction, even become her Phantom of the Opera. All original characters.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 192,996 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Christine, Erik
A Little Closer by p0ck3tf0x reviews
One is the loneliest number, and two can be as bad as one, but three? Three is beautiful.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Canada, Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Rallentando Deep Within by ChibiAnimeFreak reviews
All his life, Lovino has pushed down his insecurities, only expressing himself through his music. But when he enters high school as a freshman, it may get harder to keep is feelings locked up, especially with a certain Spaniard running around trying to open him up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Sweet Somethings by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Most people, and nations, wanted to be seduced with dark, dirty words and promises but Prussia was not most men. He wanted whispered endearments and promises… And Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Parody of every bad Hetalia fic ever by LovingthesuninSA reviews
(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
The Prada Plan by gingeringfigs reviews
Bro is a manipulative dick and D is a fashion junkie.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Who by Izzabread reviews
A little poem I wrote in english class about our dear little Matthew. PruCan, Warning: Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Second of April by VengefulMothSlayer reviews
It will always be the second of april for them. (Time travel AU)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Service With a Smile by Araius reviews
Karkat is a loner college kid finding solace in a coffee shop when he is verbally attacked by a blond hipster. With no one to rant to about the incident, he turns to his best friend-who just happens to be an internet anon. /complete
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Tales of the Two Trios by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
Arthur, Matthew, and Lovino are sick of the Bad Touch Trio, so they decide to form their own, calling themselves the Badly Treated Trio. The twist? They're all dating members of the Bad Touch. As you can imagine, drama and mayhem of all sorts ensues. This will be interesting... Fruk, Spamano, and PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Whispers by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Canada was almost positive that hearing voices was the first step on the path to madness but it was better than being alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
These Lonely Nights by lemonleaves reviews
Quiet, sarcastic, dangerous. Rogue was like a hidden gem, and Gambit knew what she was worth. He never could resist a challenge. A collection of Romy drabbles ranging from 100 to 1000 words.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Strawberry Jam by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia is left alone with New France and expected to deal with the monsters under the bed and strawberry jam.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A Pairing Speaks 100 Words by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
100 word drabbles that have been requested of me, and some other drabbles I feel fit best here. Lots of random pairings, feel free to take a look!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013
Between Outerscope and the Sleestaks by sailorhathor reviews
Candle Cove. You have to admit, some of those special effects were so scary-looking that you can understand why adults describe a great fondness for the shows of their childhood mixed with an overwhelming feeling of terror. In between discussions of the creepy puppets from "Outerscope" and the Sleestaks, "Candle Cove" comes up again and again.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
You're Mine by Mapping the Soul reviews
Hiren's not so unrequited love? Kind of fluffy. M/M implications. One-shot.
Undertaker Riddle/葬儀屋リドル - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Dante F., Hiren - Complete
Sweet Dreams by p0ck3tf0x reviews
One rainstorm and a chance encounter led to a friendship between two very different men with one thing in common; their unconventional careers. A story about finding yourself and following your heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Birth of the Nightingale by Darkflames and fire reviews
In preparation to birth the daughter that will serve as his portal, Trigon must first have a son. The ceremony to bring forth a son into this world begins! First in the "Nightingale" series. OC centric.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Trigon - Complete
It All Makes Sense in the End by Thing2BK reviews
Either it was all part of Romano's plan, or Canada is a better pickup artist than he thought. Either way, something had to happen. Romanada One-shot request for luna-music inc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Canada, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Snowfall by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It was cold outside, but then again, it was winter. A blizzard had rolled in overnight and coated the prairies in a foot of glistening, sparkling snow. Civilization ground to a halt with stalled cars and closed shops and cancelled school buses… And Prussia was enjoying every minute of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Its simply the truth by HauntedYouth reviews
REQUEST BY FALLON4LIFEs been getting no slack from his friends, or so-called friends as they constantly bug him about something personal in his life. it all adds up. "Anyways, Obey Alice's words and stop denying the truth! The hair, the clothes, the peircings, Hell.. YOUR LIVING PROOF!" How will Boris react when they ask him if he is gay? Or more importantly, how will THEY react?
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Boris A., Ace - Complete
Howl's Love Spell by beyond the shadows reviews
Sophie Hatter: the only girl who had ever stayed in his presence longer than a week and not fallen hat over in heels in love with him. But when Howl decides to speed up the process . . . Chaos and hilarity ensue in this quick-paced story. COMPLETE
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,906 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Dare by p0ck3tf0x reviews
He had never been fond of horror stories and here he was acting one out… All for the love of a dare. Matthew would never live it down if he turned back now but some monsters are real and Gilbert is one of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Ocean Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The long-awaited eleventh installment of the Hearts Series. Greece and Japan get their turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
La Patisserie de la Rose by George deValier reviews
AU. Accountant Matthew Williams is used to being unnoticed, ignored, and forgotten. That is until pastry chef Francis Bonnefoy appears like a burst of colour in his dull, grey life. Gift fic for TCTBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Pandora Hearts Academy Host Club by PT-chan ssu reviews
"Welcome" Behind those double doors was something he would never have expected. And it changed his life forever. ElliotxLeo, Other pairings in later chapters. Follows OHSHC Plot But NOT CLOSELY
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Leo, Elliot N.
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Star Gazing by List Locked Lover reviews
Leo Baskerville recently found himself spending every minute of every day he could manage in small, barely known music store. A reason? Just to see that one employee's content smile each day. Stalker? Just maybe. ElliotxLeo, modern AU.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Leo, Elliot N.
When Mycroft Meddles by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
For the Johnlockchallenges gift exchange! "John reacting, possibly telling Sherlock, about Mycroft's 'If you break his heart, they will never, ever, ever find the body.' speech. Any rating." For the wonderful Otterystbarts!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The American Dream by lightinthehall reviews
Alfred's full, clear voice snaps at the recruits like a loud whip. He should be watching everyone but his eyes are drawn to that one man and how he immediately brings his hand to a salute - not weakly, not overdone - just beautiful. He'll have to keep an eye on this one. Prompt: Matthew in American army uniform, AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Iridescent by Fantasism reviews
"Suddenly, the rain stopped, and she looked up to see her life, her saviour, and her best friend. She just hadn't known it at the time." Rin really hated this. Really hated Tuesdays. Gakurin.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Rin K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Flirt by Sayo-Namine reviews
Jinx is tired of seeing Kid Flash flirt with almost every girl he sees. She knows it's harmless, but she still doesn't like it. So she decides to give him a taste of his own medicine. JxKF
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Meeting The Parents by Inpar reviews
A summer vacation in a sunny paradise and a chance to meet your boyfriends parents, neat huh? Well at least that's what Lifty thought at first... boy x boy. don't like, don't read.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Lifty, Nutty - Complete
Touch of Sunshine by lightinthehall reviews
He never wanted anyone to touch him, much less get close to him. That was before Alfred. Now he wants cuddles, kisses, everything. He imagines that Alfred touches like the sunshine. Prompt: Matthew has a fear of being touched.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Sweating Bullets by Jack Mirembe reviews
"I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet. I'm chomping at the bit and my palms are getting wet." Dark BB/Rae. Request written for Hairul The Nightrage Beast.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Sneezes and a Scarf by yaoilover4lyfe reviews
This is a requested prompt from the RusCan kink meme. Canada is sick and who notices him to take care of him..It is Russia. This will have fluffly times and has an establish relationship. One-shot. Fluff, Shouenai.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Jeffree the Giraffe by Yaoi Prince Len reviews
Piko discovers Len's Giraffe named Jeffree.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Len K., Piko U. - Complete
A Cure For Hiccups by Crystallized.Arrow13 reviews
SpeedyXRaven one-shot! Raven's got the hiccups and has tried almost everything to get rid of them, but nothing seems to work. Here comes Speedy with his 'brilliant' ideas...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Starlight, Star Bright by p0ck3tf0x reviews
He had spent centuries of his life sleeping outside on battlefields and it was where he felt most himself. The stars might fade and he might no longer live and breathe combat but his heart was meant to be outside, rough and tumble, beneath the moon. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Vogelgesang by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Time was a strange concept to nations and most of them lost track of it under normal circumstances but, as it turned out, time was even stranger from the inside of a cage. Russia may have time on his side but Prussia had nothing left to lose. Nothing except Canada. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A New Beginning by HypeddJay reviews
Set after Lightspeed, Jinx decides to finally switch sides. But she doesn't have to go through it alone.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Angel Of Darkness by Grinning Cheshire reviews
Song-Fic, One-shot. A nightmare is never a good thing, but when one can kill you, it's far worse. Raven becomes trapped in such a nightmare. Will the Angel Of Darkness survive? Raven/Beast Boy fluff at the end.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Just A Little Storm by Illead reviews
It's Mori's birthday, so there are no club guests, in celebration of Mori's birthday. However... The female host is a bit unsettled by the storm. Anti TamaHaru, for the sake of this FanFic. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Have No Idea by BBRAE623 reviews
No one has any idea how much Beastboy can really take, but there is one thing he cant take, and it takes time for him to admit it.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
An Interrupted Dream by 10pandalover21 reviews
Flaky dreams about when she first moved to HTF town, and about who saved her. Only to be sadly woken. T for implied actions, and a swear word. Summary Sucks, but please read? :D And please review?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
The Kissing Booth by Chellerbelle reviews
Rogue. Gambit. A kissing booth. Just a bit of fluff. One-shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.] - Complete
Wings of Your Soul by TreesAndCheese reviews
Based off Artificial Starlight's Angel fic. Ivan knows Matthew has wings and knows they're beautiful. Matthew has told him before, he is not an angel. His wings are merely a reflection of his soul. He has wondered how Matthew would react if he had any wings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Their First by Otterberries reviews
An account of the events in the relationship between Lovino and Matthew from its beginnings to today. Human AU Romanada Romano x Canada One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Published: 5/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
My Dilemma by Ghost King's Queen reviews
Raven finds her emotions in a turmoil about Beast Boy. So how does she attempt to go about this dilemma? Bad summery, please read! One-shot. BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Familj: Family by Artificial Starlight reviews
A regular evening, a regular argument, a rather significant time for Finland to realize why he loves his family so much. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Psychology 101 by Gakumi reviews
Otoya introduces his roommate to the wonderful world of fanfiction. It turns out to be the worst thirty minutes of their adolescent lives as they ditch their faith in humanity and watch in horror as poor Ren runs from the room about to vomit...
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Tokiya I., Otoya I. - Complete
The Riddler by Anonymous.Crystal reviews
An ad attracted Rin's eyes. Len, a former murderer is looking for an assistant. Will Rin accept the offer? Kinda based on the songs Nazotoki / Nazokake. RinxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 238,490 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Resolution by Seinakyou reviews
When you've abandoned everything you've ever known, what are you left with except the reason why? Jinx had reasons to leave, Kid Flash has reasons not to. It all balances out. ::Flinx::
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
The Perfect Nurse by UltimateTwilightFan55 reviews
Flippy is sick and Flaky volunteers to take care of him. But what happens is nothing like she thought would.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Surprising Prizes by TheGirlWithGoldenEyes reviews
Kid flash chases Jinx, catches her, and gets a surprising prize in turn.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Kid Flash, Jinx
Out Of The Mouth by everything-is-eninalus reviews
When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,942 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I'm Glad You Came by TheGirlWithGoldenEyes reviews
Raven is going away to Azarath for a week to work on her powers. What happens when Beast Boy accidentally gets transported there with her? Read & find out. Second story, please don't flame just yet.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
Five Times Josh Kissed Aidan by Fate Harbor reviews
...without it changing their friendship and one time Aidan kissed Josh, wanting more. Aidan/Josh pairing! Please read and review!
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,460 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Aidan, Josh - Complete
Joking Around by Tatsurou-san reviews
A cute one shot. Raven finds a message with a surprising twist.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Trust, Love and Acceptance by hitachiintwinsfan989 reviews
Title pending. Jinx never showed up at Titans Together, she was busy serving her time. A little girl is attacked by villains, and she knows Jinx. Why does Jinx care so much? Full summary inside, rated T for swearing ENJOY!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Apple Juice by Chedder132 reviews
Karkat has his first taste of apple juice, and a certain Dave Strider has his first taste of Karkat. Basically fluff. Rated for Karkats mouth
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Bithday Pt 2 by NellaElla reviews
The ending to the HTF one shot Birthday
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Birthday Pt 1 by NellaElla reviews
HTC: Flippy/Flaky: It's Flippy's birthday, and Flaky is determined to make him the greatest birthday cake ever. But things take an unexpected turn as Flaky's clumsiness cause more harm then what she intended.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
Warm Arms and Cold Tile by BrownTyto reviews
OneShot. Grease sick from too much pizza too late at night, Jinx is not doing well. Lucky for her, she has her own personal, resilient hero nearby to help her through it. Flinx! R and R. Rated T for safety, but no bad language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
You Make Me Feel So by Rhonarina reviews
Inspired by the song and music video for 'You make me feel' by Cobra Starship featuring Sabi. Based off the music video mostly. It's the party of the century and our favourite characters are having a hard time dealing with it, that is, until they found eachother. One-shot. MisakiXTakumi and slight SakuraXKuuga. Please Read and Review or R&R
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
It's not as insane as you think by Kawaii Bishyness reviews
College!AU: As Nikolai is about to be shipped off to an island due to his special powers, Kristian swoops in with his batty eyes and even battier personality and thus changes his university life for better or worse (but mostly worse).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,701 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Iceland, Norway
His Constant by Mew I is Dinosaur reviews
General Winter is Matthew's constant. He was there from the very beginning, not once forgetting about Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Canada, General Winter - Complete
Let that be enough by wolf of infinity reviews
Lovino had given up hoping for someone who'd care about him. Antonio never expected to fall for the most tormented guy in town. But dark secrets and hidden dangers threatens their blooming relationship. Is it over before it even begun..? Spamano AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,662 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Regretfully Yours by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Invisable by MewPainappuru reviews
Haruhi gets to spend a little quality time with Mori as they walk home from school together.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Stoic Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
Another installment of my Hearts series. Hong Kong and Iceland get their turn! And one of them is being difficult.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Eastern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
Another installment in my "Hearts" Series. Russia and china's turn Forgive the title, which I fixed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Hatred of the Pitying by CrowsGurl reviews
He knew you wouldn't be able to handle it. In your life, it has always been hate for hate and lust for lust- but what is the outcome of love for hate? Highblood/Sufferer Oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2012 - The Grand Highblood, The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
I'm Not Myself Today by Spicy Diamond reviews
:AU-Heart: Alice Liddell, catatonic victim of manic depression. Nightmare Gottshalk, hemophiliac, roommate, and inpatient extraordinaire. This is how the dream ends.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Alice L., Nightmare G. - Complete
Replacement by Xaphrin reviews
When Slade teams up with Lex Luthor, the Teen Titans ask for the help of the Young Justice. But Kid Flash fears that his team is going to be replaced. Paired with Raven during a recon mission he discovers his fears to be false and something... more.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,356 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Raven, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
A Few More Steps by MYZ-chan reviews
Sometimes, it wasn't so bad when Gizmo screwed up. Although they really could have gone without the whole 'locked in a tower' deal. /KydRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kyd Wykkyd, Raven - Complete
The Color Red by Drosselmeyer's Ancestor reviews
It's not easy being different. It's not easy anywhere. Dave/Karkat, redrom
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Ice Queen by DemolitionLvr reviews
Can Speedy get Raven, resident Ice Queen of Titans West, to thaw out for a date on Christmas Eve? Or will the playboy be shut down? Fluff, in the truest sense of the word. SpeedyXRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name by Kawaiibookworm reviews
5 times Austin told Ally "I love you" and didn't knew he meant it and 1 time he knew exactly what he was saying.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Give Me Forever by bertiebert reviews
Matthew and Sadik embark on the journey of a lifetime as they find just how to make their relationship work. TurCan 1 Sentence Challenge. Ratings from K - M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Turkey, Canada - Complete
A Very Titans Christmas by Destiny919 reviews
Our favorite group of heroes celebrates Christmas, Titans-style! Will be mostly BBxRae, some RobxStar, and other couples later on.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
PS, i love you by Should'a worn a bell reviews
I have to go away for a while, but I didn't want you to think that I had forgotten you. -Wally but it was what was written on the back of the note that really mattered...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
ONCE UPON A TIME OR A RANDOM DAY IN TITANS TOWER by KittyKatTitan reviews
Very random. Contains crack pairings, horrible singing, and bad language. Pretty humorous. With special guests: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Charlie the Magical Unicorn, Nyan Cat, and Boxxy. :D Written while drunk on a Monster.xD
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Giving Out by Artificial Starlight reviews
In which Ivan dreams, Canada sings, Ukraine manipulates, and Prussia destroyes. A collection of stories centered before, after, and during the Giving In universe. RusCan, rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,854 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Heart Beat by FMAfletch reviews
When Satsuki comes out and Shou is the only one who can stop him, what will happen when Shou's heart starts giving him problems? I promise the story is better than the summary! :D R&R
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Natsuki S., Syo K. - Complete
Macabre Rainbow by Misgiving Writer reviews
Small and large. Red and white and green and blue. All spread out on the counter for all to see. A rainbow - though that is an odd way to describe it, Romano thinks, because the sight sends a chill down him that no rainbow could.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Canada, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hoping Never Hurts by Ittoki Otoya reviews
Otoya has always been used to just showing the side of him that everyone would like, the positive and always smiling side of him. The day that his roommate accepted the negative side of him changed their relationship with each other bit by bit by the day.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Otoya I., Tokiya I. - Complete
Rendez Vous by Morbidly Obscure reviews
Modern AU. Ciel and Alois rendez-vous at a cafe. Ciel/Alois, figurative fluff and literal whipped cream.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Hatred by lightwolfheart reviews
It bubbled and boiled, roaring like a flaming beast waiting to strike. Like blue flames, it licked away at his heart, charring the edges black. But to be hated would be to remembered, and wouldn't being hated be better then being not known at all? PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
My Most Precious Warmth by KazunaPikachu reviews
The more memories they got back for Alice, the more she seemed to be thinking of Jack. And, as selfish as it sounded, this made Oz want to stop looking for her memories altogether. OzxAlice
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
Epilogue by Night Owl 93 reviews
an epilogue for Killing Mr. Griffin by Lois Duncan.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Set In Stone by CloudNineKitty reviews
Haruka and Tomo tell Otoya that his zodiac sign is compatible with his roommate's, and he falls into a bad habit of applying the reading to him and Tokiya. Are the stars getting to his head or is it really meant to be? Quck one-shot, TokiyaxOtoya
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Otoya I., Tokiya I. - Complete
If You Shout Surprise! by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
In which Sollux is manic, and Karkat just happens to be in the wrong place at the right time. Mind tentacles ensue, among other things. For the Homestuck kink meme!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Starry Nights by Flinxster reviews
Jinx is on a date with Kid Flash, and it seems to be going well. So well that Jinx gives him a surprise, but KF ruins the mood by running off. But why does he come back soaked to the bone? ARCTIC OCEAN? ! Flinx one-shot. Post season 5. R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
Pain And Joy Of Hearts by btamamura reviews
After Natsuki learned of Sho's secret, the two of them found themselves becoming closer. Shounen-ai. Natsuki x Sho
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Natsuki S., Syo K. - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Children by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
When Canada finally manages to get the other nations to come to his home country for a meeting, they are in for a surprise. Because Mathew doesn't live alone and his children are not fans of the other nations. Not when they forget their father so often.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Canada, China
Smack Smack, Bang Bang Spamano R18 by FindingXXX reviews
Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Everything Changes by Dark Twisted Sanity reviews
Nothing ever stays the same, Life always changes, people change. Everything will change, it has to. Thats the way the world works, and you can't stop it, no matter how hard you try. Rated T for Suicidal Thoughts - Starts as BBxRae. Changes to AquaxRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,045 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Raven, Aqualad - Complete
Follow Me by fanaticfanfictionwriter reviews
Mathieu signs up for a Tumblr account and follows an interesting person. Could this person become more than a "follower"? Side pairings: USUK and Spamano. Based off of Ask Me Anything. Rated T for language and sexuality.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
To Make You Feel My Love by GunSniper64 reviews
Superboy hears Miss Martian singing a song and it sparks his interest...SB/MM
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Megan M./Miss Martian, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Perfect Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The seventh, long awaited, installment of my "Hearts" Series! It's Feli and Ludwig's turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Relax, No One Got Hurt by The Tox reviews
Gakuen AU. Iceland and Hong Kong don't really seem like a couple; they're always so unaffectionate; but even they have their moments... such as their first time together. Awkward first time sex, HongIce, teenage-speak. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
A Thorn Is A Thorn by Measured reviews
While gardening roses with France, Canada accidentally lands in a patch of them. Cue fluffy first-aid. France/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
On Stranger Tides by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
The Secret of Psyche's Headphones by xxpsychocupcake reviews
What is Psyche REALLY listening to in those headphones all the time?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Psyche, Tsugaru - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Broken by LeviathanoftheSky reviews
Under the blood-matted hair, stained most likely by a drying wound on the side of the man's head, was a pair of familiar red eyes, opened just a crack as they followed him pleadingly, fearfully. Warnings inside. Eventual Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,266 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Faithful Apologies by Dark Twisted Sanity reviews
What happens when you run away from the truth? What happens when you run from love? What happens when you loose everything you've ever cared about, the reason your alive? What happens when you find it again, waiting for you? AU RavenxJericho Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Raven, Jericho - Complete
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
On Death and Dying by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
The five stages in which people cope with death are startlingly similar to the five stages in which people cope with love. KidLiz.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,683 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
ANTONIO FERNADEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by EliteKessu reviews
This is for me and my friends. It's NOT LolliDictator's so please do not confuse mine with LolliDictator's. Co-Author is SugarandDarkness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain
The Best in the World by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew first walks into the coffeehouse and meets a barista who makes the best hot chocolate in the world. Three years later, he realizes that the hot chocolate wasn't the only best thing in the world in the coffee shop. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
One Day in July by mochiinvasions reviews
"One day in July, I met you for the first time." A chance encounter caused by a collision turns, somehow, into a date for two on one fine day in July.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Of Bad Dreams And Teddy Bears by Irishlovergirl reviews
what happens when Raven wakes up from a nightmare and can't get back to sleep, read and find out.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Passwords by KittyKatTitan reviews
Every Titan has a password to their door. What happens when two Titans learn one anothers? BBxRae. Contains fluff! :33
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
My Captain by UnimportantBystander reviews
Matthew has been serving on a pirate ship for several years now. He noticed his captain has taken a liking to him, but some of the other crewmen don't approve. NetherlandsXCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Netherlands, Canada - Complete
The Time Traveler by IlluminatedShadow reviews
There's a time and place for every person. Inspired by HG Wells' "The Time Machine". AU. Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
A Shoulder to Cry on by bigbill16 reviews
Following the events of Terra's sacrifice, a miserable Beast Boy locks himself in his room. Just when all hope of cheering him up seems lost, Raven decides to give it a shot. Can she return the changeling to his jovial state?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
LullaBYE by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It had started as a game, but somehow became so much more. It was easier to disappear and leave Canada to clean up the mess, so why did he care? 'Goodbyes' were for the weak, but a lullaby was somehow worse. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Come What May by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
"And no matter what happens, no matter how bad things get, whenever you hear it, or sing it or whistle it or hum it, then you'll know that it means that we love one another." LietPol Highschool AU. Rated for male/male relationships and touchy subjects.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
His Little Boy by RishiGenki reviews
France loved many things. He loved women, wine, loving, and many things in between. However, he loved one thing much, much more then any of that...He loved his little boy. Fluffy drabble. No pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Faded by Thing2BK reviews
Sometimes people see Canada, usually they don't. But it's always one or the other. But Russia jumps between the two, and he wants to know why. RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Movies by Winry-chan21 reviews
"See, Jinx, we're like movies"- KF FLINX- Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Important by Kaede-tama reviews
Or, alternatively titled, "Arthur Plays Favorites." In the middle of the night, the Englishman hears someone crying from the bedroom. Featuring the ACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Water Fight by Phoenix-or-the-fire reviews
on a hot day what do the titans do? have a water fight of course. Too bad for the team against Aqualad... or is it?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Aqualad, Raven - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by BoundInSkin reviews
Poor Canada keeps receiving unwanted attention from all the wrong people, and the mistletoe pinned up in the hallway is not helping. Arthur is being a little more protective than usual... Eventual England/Canada, fail summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Canada, England/Britain
Sleep by melkyre reviews
Denmark can't sleep.
Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Bath Foam and Bubbles by little-kitty-Momo reviews
Pierce returns from one of his 'jobs' for the mafia in a shocking state, smelling of blood and in shredded clothes. Alice drags him home and forces him to take a bath – but the dormouse is too tired to care!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Pierce V., Alice L. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Lifetime of Work by roughewn reviews
Was all her hard work worth it in the end? Haruhi takes a look back at how she got to where she is today. Sweet little one-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Recipe For Disaster by iStormXD reviews
Me Writers Block A Recipe for Disaster for wonderland...BEWARE OF THE FOLLOWING: RANDOMNESS, COSPLAYING BLOOD, PEDO PETER, CROSSSDRESSING TWINS AND LOTS MORE!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Alice L. - Complete
Семья: Family by Artificial Starlight reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and throughout the hectic times for the nations of Hetalia, two lovers get to share the day together. *Giving In Universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Fairytales by Seraephina reviews
Speedy and Raven, stranded on a cliff, resort to fairytales to entertain each other. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
My Ribbonchan by ikuto-sama reviews
Rin has always worn her white ribbon since the day her mother died, and it's her prized possession. One day someone steals it, but a boy named Mikuo manages to recover it. Could a theft also spark new love? Mikuo x Rin. One-shot. Please read & review! 3
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Rin K., Mikuo H. - Complete
Status: In a Relationship by Kaede-tama reviews
In which Matthew decides to announce his and Gilbert's relationship through Facebook, and in which chaos ensues. Matthew's starting to regret getting a Facebook account. Gilbert/Matthew, hints of other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Don't Close Your Eyes by snuggalong reviews
"Don't close your eyes...see what I see when I look at you, Matthew, the person who is beautiful both inside and out; do you listen to those who cannot see you, or me, who can?" SadiqxMatthew, TurkeyxCanada, response to Livejournal's 1sentence challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Turkey, Canada
Summer and Sunflowers by sweet-and-simple reviews
Ivan didn't want to bring it up. He didn't want to remember. All he wanted was his Matvey. RusCan Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Stepping In by Sleeping Insomniac reviews
China walks in on Hong Kong kissing his boyfriend. Cue parental freak out. Iceland/Hong Kong, England/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
When in Athens by RobinRocks reviews
Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Great Plan by sweet-and-simple reviews
"YOU HAVE MOLESTED MY BROTHER!" "Da!" Russia giggled happily, rewrapping one arm around Canada's waist and drawing him close to his side. "He is really energetic in bed!" Their problems are only beginning... RusCan, GerIta, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Babysitter by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred F. Jones was Matthew's babysitter when he was younger. And now, thanks to Gilbert, he's back to watch Matthew when his parents are away. Oh, and Matthew has the hots for him. AU, Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Mixed Company by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Arthur has his hands full dealing with his magic and Alfred. Unfortunately, his house seems to be the go-to place for the denizens of Hell. And its mostly because of Matthew, the reluctant cambion. One-shot but could become longer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, Canada
The Cat's Meow by Measured reviews
Nekotalia, Human AU. Francis' cat takes an interest in Matthew's cat, which leads to Francis finally noticing the cute and shy neighbor who's loved him all along. France/Canada, USUK, Francat/Canacat, Americat/Englandcat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails by Spicy Diamond reviews
Heart, Elliot / Alice, He had the ears of a rabbit. So it would only make sense that he had the tail of one as well.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Elliot M., Alice L. - Complete
Good Luck Charm by Laury the Latrator reviews
"While the others took such joy out of hurting us you never did. There was always something bitter when you sent a curse our way. As if you'd rather never see another wave of pink in your life." Jinx is invited to hang out at Titan's tower. Oh fun. Flinx.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Twenty Five Secrets by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Twenty-five secrets that they kept from Canada. Always had and always will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Commonwealth Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The sixth installments of my "Hearts" series. Lithuania and Poland's turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Se Rappeler by neko-nya reviews
He always remembered, that's what made him 'France'. He'd accepted his roles and responsibilities as a country until he suddenly became 'papa'. Then everything suddenly became a little more complicated... One-shot 1/3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Northern Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The fifth installment in my "Hearts" series. Denmark and Norway's turn! High Shool AU I finally know what that means!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Maple Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The fourth installment of my "Hearts" series. Canada and Prussia's turn! Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Nordic Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
The third installment in my "Hearts" series. Finland and Sweden get their turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Mediterranean Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
A companion fic to "Hearts" This time, it's Spain and Romano's turn. Rated for Romano's mouth. human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Alphabet Soup by 0equilibrium0 reviews
We're too different, too far apart. We shouldn't be able to make this work, but somehow, we do. PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,989 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Game by dieYoungorliveForever reviews
Raven is bored and guess what? The only person she finds to distract her it's Beast Boy. They start playing a question game and things get interesting...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Longing by Seraphic Melody reviews
Elliot wanted her, but despite all his wants and longings, he knew he just couldn't have her... Or could he? Slight Elliot x Alice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Elliot M., Alice L. - Complete
Hearts by Kousagi7Yami reviews
In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Of Dormice and Balls by Spicy Diamond reviews
Clover, Pierce / Alice, Alice has already had her Cinderella moment, but that doesn't mean that Pierce doesn't want a repeat performance.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Alice L., Pierce V. - Complete
Housewarming by p0ck3tf0x reviews
England begrudgingly visits the house for the first time since Canada and Prussia have moved in together, expecting everything to be different. And in some ways, it is... For the better. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Home Economics Class by Hitomi Shirou reviews
De-anon from Kink meme. Yong-soo is bored in home economics class, but maybe the new student will sweeten things up? Canada/Korea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Canada, South Korea - Complete
Alaska: The World's Biggest Cockblock by Thing2BK reviews
One-shot. Canada and Russia are together and America doesn't like it one bit, and he'll use all his knowledge of world geography Translated: American geography to keep them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Stuck! by Fate Pwns You reviews
After Ace convinces Alice and Julius to go on a camping trip with him, by a chance occurrence the tent's zipper gets stuck with Alice and Julius inside and Ace lost somewhere in the forest. AlicexJulius
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Alice L., Julius M. - Complete
Say When by Measured reviews
"You were like that. Cute and nervous. That time, and the first time I saw you." Netherlands/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Netherlands, Canada - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Brother Complex by MeowChan16 reviews
Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,656 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Beauty by WOWZAcoolBEANS reviews
In a dim world, Eliot Nightray was his hope. Still, such a filthy fool could never hope to be close to that person who basked in the light, even if he was the one that he cared about the most. Reo/Eliot. Oodles of angst.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Leo, Elliot N. - Complete
Door to Door by Canadino reviews
Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Chanson d'Hiver by GF-221b reviews
Winter's Song. AU. When a certain American and Brit find a certain frozen Canadian with amnesia out in the snow, their worlds are flipped upside-down. America/Canada, France/England, & MANY other pairings. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,148 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Guilt by YourTruly-Ice reviews
Holland had just lost the final match to Spain. Matthew thought it would be a good idea to visit his long time friend. America, England, and France are worried about their little Canadian. They will all end up feeling guilt. Rating may be bumped up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Netherlands, Canada
The Xmen Present: Hansel and Gretel by Chellerbelle reviews
The story of Hansel and Gretel, X-men style. Includes cast and narrator commentary. Just for laughs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
The Cat Couple by The Essential Word reviews
Boris convinces Alice to dress up like a cat for Halloween. Oneshot BorisXAlice
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Boris A., Alice L. - Complete
Happy Canada Day, Ich liebe dich by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
Matthew curled up, sobbing quietly to himself. Everyone had forgotten. Everyone. "..Matthew." "Oh god.." Matthew/Gilbert. Canada/Prussia Happy Canada Day everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
To Keep You by whitetyger123 reviews
Low self esteem. Bad past. Horrible self image. These are only some of the things Matthew deals with every day. AlMa, rp by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, AU. Rated M for yaoi and mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Oh Captain! My Captain! by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is captain of the hockey team. The entire hockey team is a little in love with him. Enter Alfred F. Jones, Goalie Extraordinaire. Matthew kinda hates him. Alfred kinda loves him. Its going to be an interesting season. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
On Love and Loyalty by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Thankfully Matthew saves him the trouble by adding, "And, believe me, I'm not settling on you. I know there are others…" He smiles softly and lifts his teacup to his lips. "But I like you better."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Born Normal by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Burden of Truth by Fuurou reviews
He could barely feel the warmth of the other boy's embrace. He shut his burning eyes against it. "It must be selfish… to want to say, 'I understand, but even so, I want to always see that ring on your finger.'" Set for 2-3 chapters. Vote for happy ending.
Only the Ring Finger Knows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Wataru F., Yuichi K.
Stay With You by George deValier reviews
Germany lies defeated and alone in the aftermath of the Battle of Berlin... but not everyone has abandoned him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
When You Need Me by Soot reviews
Canada has the flu and goes to England for comfort.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Como lo quiero by funga-fu-fu reviews
Antonio has had enough of hearing foreign languages, so he demands that Romano speaks Spanish to him... it shall happen one way or another...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Best Mistake I Ever Made by Tori101 reviews
Yamato is reckless and shallow; Kouya is a silent and reserved enigma before her. After a chance meeting, she can’t get her off the brain. Slowly, she begins to realize that her wrongs finally led her to a right. AU-ish Yuri Three or Four-shot.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Yamato N., Koya S.
The Very First Time by SingingMisery reviews
He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Cheeseburger vs Eh by Chief Spazork reviews
After watching the Olympics at Matthew's house, Alfred and he get into an argument. Parody, lulz. Quick little idea, very rushed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Invasion Domestic by calciseptine reviews
Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Music For the Ages by ElvenQueen18 reviews
A collection of seven JeriKole drabbles, each inspired by a different song.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2010 - [Kole, Jericho] - Complete
Thoughts on Yaoi by Robias reviews
When things are about to derail as usual during a World Conference, Greece decides to be the hero and save the day for once. Also, don't insult the mastermind behind gay sex. Greece, Japan, all characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Sniffles by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
When two of his younger colonies gets sick, imperialist!England finds his paternal instincts coming out. Full of familial fluff guaranteed to make you smile
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Yellow Rose, Signature by NeoFio reviews
Gilbert felt sick when he heard the words seep through his friend’s pale, pink lips. There was no way that Matthew...Innocent, little Matthew...Could possibly be a prostitute. But no matter how much he wanted to deny it, he knew, deep down, it was true.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Different, Yet Alike by freakanature06 reviews
Matthew has always been fascinated by Francis' hands. And only wishes that his were the same as his guardian's. Fluffy oneshot. Franada. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Sweet and Sour by gingerOHHsnap reviews
Written for catskid100's Ultimate Fanfiction Challenge for crack pairings. Belarus wakes up in one of her usual moods only to walk into breakfast to find two..no, three? unexpected guests in her dining room. Canada x Belarus, crack. Minor RussiaChinaUSA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Canada, Belarus - Complete
Sometimes It's Worth It by Anya Urameshi reviews
Canada and Switzerland get stuck helping babysit the States on Election Day. SwissCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Canada, Switzerland - Complete
When Gossip Goes Too Far by infiniteowl reviews
Japan is getting very tired of having to constantly tell the other nations that it really WAS a dream that one time. Very. Tired. And when France unwisely decides to be France, it proves to be the proverbial straw that breaks the proverbial camel's back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Truth Be Told by ObjectionallyGeeky reviews
Matt you should already know the answer." The Canadian began to smile. "Of course I don't like you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Maybe, If You Smile by kyotoprincess reviews
Break doesn't feel like he should be loved, nor does he feel like he is capable of love itself. Yet as he wraps his arms around this boy, he feels his entire lips curve into a smile..so happy. Break/Oz.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Xerxes B., Oz V.
Only Light And Momentary by tatterdemalion reviews
Lars, for his part, has a look on his face like he has swallowed something unpleasant and it is attempting to crawl back up his throat... A chronicle of Canada’s relationship with the Netherlands, from 1611 to present day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Canada - Complete
Enough by Jack Mirembe reviews
They are both broken. At least together, they make a good act of being whole.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - [Raven, Beast Boy] - Complete
Unfounded? by lyart reviews
It was very suspicious—and Matthew was far too young to date! So Arthur believed, anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Switzerland, Canada - Complete
Not A Bad Thing by NurseGodaime reviews
Quote-Fic 03: “It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.” Canada tells France how things should be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Underneath Him in the Rain by HopelessOsaka reviews
Kazuki muses over the beauty that is his Wataru, while the younger man lies underneath his arms, out in a rainy day... Kazuki/Wataru. A/N edited on 09/26/09 for an explanation of its overdosed fluff. Also, thank you all.
Only the Ring Finger Knows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Yuichi K., Wataru F. - Complete
Masters and Servants by BlueFeatheredRaven reviews
Prompt - Oz is always the dominent one making Gil feel good when they secretly make out, but the loyal little servant want's to be the one to make his master feel good for once. - OzXGil
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Sunflowers on a Grave by Angst lover reviews
Canada's bear dies suddenly, and no one has even noticed nor cares. Well...almost no one. RussiaxCanada, one-shot! Lame title is lame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
It's not you! by RedHatMeg reviews
Kumajiro is waiting for his master during lunch break in World Conference, but someone decides for not so nicely joke with him. KumajiroxCanada friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
The Mirror Game by Pillow-Widow reviews
Hey Len,"His head snapped up, surprised she actually spoke.-Now he was the one staring blankly. She must have taken it as having his attention, because she continued "We should play that 'mirror' game." RinXLen Had to edit story to fit in summary D:
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Rin K., Len K.] - Complete
Stupidity at its finest by Doomed Desires reviews
Flippy tries to sell hot dogs, but strange things keep happening. Watch the insanity unfold! More info on the inside. I don't own Happy Tree Friends or Knox's Korner.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2009
Rogue's Nightmare by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
Rogue discovers what her worst fear is, and its not her skin.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Summer Day by Little Parrot reviews
Days off were rare and far between; even more were those when the twins had the house entirely for themselves. Len, Rin and a far-too-warm day.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Friend is a Four Letter Word by Harmony283 reviews
Reo knew Eliot was stubborn. More stubborn than most, and extremely loud, rude, brash...he could think of a million words to describe his master. But what others didn't get is, he had another side of him too. drabble-collection Reo x Eliot R&R please!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
10 words or less by ninjafox369 reviews
Prussia/Canada Matthew/Gilbert version!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Charitable Death by StaminaRose reviews
They say Death takes the pain, the cold, the danger away. Liz and Patty didnt know how literal that saying was until they met Death for the first time. Complete for now, but i will likely add more one day
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
First Kisses by Redfaerie reviews
When Ritsuka gets a date, he's hoping for his first kiss. Not like Soubi's, one that counts. But Soubi has to wonder, why weren't his kisses good enough? FLUFFY!
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
Thanks by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In which Finny gives Bard an unexpected gift, and Bard, in return, thanks him. BardxFinny fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Baldroy, Finnian - Complete
Make Me Whole Again by Asidian reviews
Canada and Lithuania bake a cake and ignore a few things that have been bothering them. Canada/Lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Canada, Lithuania - Complete
Flaky's deepest fear by Doomed Desires reviews
Whats Flaky's deepest fear? Evil Flippy knows. And hes going to scare her to death with it...MWAHAHAHAHA! Twoshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Flaky - Complete
Cast a Dark Shadow by TechnoRanma reviews
On a cold dark night, Canada meets a strange man… who makes him a promise. Canada and General Winter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Canada, General Winter - Complete
A Good Cup of Tea by starshards reviews
Arthur hesitated for a moment. ‘The snow,’ he said, ‘it always makes me think of you.’ Canada/ England; sheer fluffiness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2008 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Forrest of Lies by The Kaiser Marcus reviews
It has been a few months since Jericho started living in Jump City, and during that time he has often visited Raven. What happens when someone else tries to step in?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Jericho, Raven - Complete
Too Strong A God by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Percy and Nico have discovered that they like each other, but just as their relationship begins to form there is an attack at Camp Half-Blood. Percy must now embark on a quest to rescue Nico from the Underworld. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,061 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Polar Bear by Yazzy reviews
England pays a young Canada a visit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Sex Ed In A Bathroom by IceQueenRex reviews
Mad Mod's back and yet again Raven and Red X are paired up to complete one annoyingly thick exam booklet about sex ed, only this time they're stuck in a rather small bathroom and boundaries can be difficult to keep! But just how much is Raven complaining?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
His Name Was by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Death. The kid. Death the kid. Who was he? Was he just 'little death? Was he just death, the kid? Death the kid. That was his name. Until he met Liz and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Smashing Pumpkins, A Kaoru Story by RaeRurounifan reviews
When Hikaru and Tamaki are unable to understand or admit their feelings, Kaoru decides to smash the metaphorical pumpkin with...a date with Haruhi. A KaoHaru oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Kaoru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
You're So Silent by Streets of Fire reviews
The best kind of boy for Raven is the kind that doesn't talk. Oneshot. Slight Jericho/Raven friendshipiness. Other ships hinted at, but if you're offended by hints I imagine you're very bad at riddles, so...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Raven, Jericho - Complete
Laid Bare by EmaniaHilel reviews
[Two Shot] There are many different ways to bare oneself. [Special addition One Month Later response to a challenge]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Litany by RabulaTasa reviews
Fear is the mind killer. It is the little death that brings total obliteration. When Raven goes too far in punishing Beast Boy, can either one of them be saved from themselves? Apologies to Frank Herbert.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Bill Nye's Disastrous Wedding by Manquer Avril reviews
Bill Nye is about to get married when he and his betrothed suddenly get into a fight at the altar! Then the Hogwarts wizards fly in, and it's a battle of magic vs science, beakers vs bunsen burners, and white boards vs chalk boards! REALLY RANDOM!
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Artistic by HauntedAngel reviews
It started out like anything else. Just another late afternoon. Just another school project. [Snapshots of KaoruxHaruhi] [One Shot]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Fraise by Mercurial Flux reviews
[ Hikaru x Kaoru ] Hikaru watches Kaoru sleep and is mesmerized.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Sex Ed by IceQueenRex reviews
Mad Mod's got a test for every teenage villain and hero there is so when Raven is paired up with Red X to complete a test with ridiculously absurd questions about sex ed, how is she to stay sane?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Falling For You by IceQueenRex reviews
How far can you fall for a person? Raven asks herself that everytime she's with Speedy. But she realises that despite the fact that she's falling for him, he's not winning without a fight. Sequel to Conflicting Emotions and Cherry Seeds
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Conflicting Emotions by IceQueenRex reviews
The Titans East are coming to visit and Raven isn't too excited considering the last time she spent at their tower. And what's worse is that her emotions are rebelling and she has no idea what to do. Especially when Speedy comes in.. Sequel to Cherry Seed
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Cherry Seeds by IceQueenRex reviews
Have you ever spat before? That was a question no one had ever asked Raven. But while she and the Titans visit the Titans East, she finds that she wouldn't have minded if Speedy asked her that ages ago...SpeedyxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
BlueViolet Promises by StormDancer reviews
There, leaning against the corner, was a girl with blueviolet eyes. Blueviolet eyes he recognized, and had somehow expected to see again. RedxRae, ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Quick, Quick, Slow by like spun glass reviews
It's cosplay, Kaoru says, lifting a foot and leaning back against the cushions to cross his legs, distracting Hikaru, though very briefly, with the movement of his bare thighs. sexuality, crossdressing, HikaruKaoru. For mature audience.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
First Kiss by Aura Black Chan reviews
Raven's worn out from a trip with the kids, so Jericho decides to make her feel better
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Raven, Jericho - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Felicity Dream reviews
For Bjorkubus. Wally West determines how to solve the riddle that is Raven, without getting himself killed in the process.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - [Raven, Kid Flash] - Complete
It's In His Kiss by EmaniaHilel reviews
[COMPLETE] A series of independent oneshots. There are 7. I'm doing these for the 7snogs community on LiveJournal, and they all have themes, so that's what this is. [Theme 7: Milk]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,280 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Of Deodorant, Irony and Piggy Backs by IceQueenRex reviews
Haruhi was never much of a sporty person, but even she needed exercise once in a while, but by a twist of events, the one day she tried to get some, she ended up with a lot more than she bargained for, including a birthday she'd remember.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Talks by Mareo and Anime reviews
Y'ever wonder what the villians' stories are like? Well, here's the story of that dark but naiive little teleporter: Kyd Wykkyd...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,713 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Kyd Wykkyd, Raven
Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus reviews
Beastboy and Raven are alone in the tower. Raven is feeling a bit “under the weather”. When Beastboy offers to make a run to the store for her, does he realize that he is offering to go Where No Man Has Gone Before? BBRae story
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
In a Flash of Light by alena-chan reviews
For the 7snogs community on Live Journal [2 Jealousy 'He was jealous. It was irrational, but he couldn’t stop himself from feeling jealous. Robin was one of his best friends and Wally loved and trusted Raven, but still…' RaeFlash]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Raven, Kid Flash - Complete
Fork, or How To Stab A Potato by EmaniaHilel reviews
[OneShot] “It must be Thursday,” he muttered. “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Cyborg, Raven - Complete
Before Sunrise by alena-chan reviews
Two people must face a great loss and learn to move on with the new changes life has thrown at them... [RaeSpeedy friendshipromance RaeRob]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Fear and Doubt by Japhith reviews
Raven is hurt and wandering the streets of Jump City. As her fears and doubts begin to cloud her mind, will she be able to confront the most dangerous villain the Titans have ever faced all by herself? One shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Don't Let it Get Around by Heaven's Angel reviews
As per requests, here it is, BBRaven. The name could be taken the wrong way...but don't. More fun fluff
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Beast Boy, Raven
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Fears reviews
"I hate being afraid." Syo said suddenly before beginning to walk again. "I hate it so much & it's like what ever I try only makes it worse." ONE-SHOT
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Ai M., Syo K.] - Complete
Sweet & Sour reviews
Tokiya has a real twin! But, it's a girl! Ichinose Akira is Tokiya's twin sister, even if they don't look to much alike. She is also Shou's ex-girlfriend from when she was passing through her 'rebelious' stage. When he moved away, her heart cracked in half, so now seeing him again, will they spark another flame, or will she hold her broken heart against him? -COMPLETE-
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,711 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Syo K., Tokiya I. - Complete
Wants & Needs reviews
Akira is up to here with life- really, why does she have to get married to Camus!- & is trying to make Camus call their engagement off. Too bad Life likes to throw curve-balls & the fact a certain little Silk-Bug won't leave her alone. Now, with Quartet Night & HEAVENS added to the mix, Akira can only pray she'll somehow manage to make it through the year. Sequel to Sweet & Sour
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Tokiya I., Syo K., Camus
An Illusion of Lies reviews
Three vaguely interconnected Floridian girls- a street magician, a con artist/thief, & a Mentalist- find a tarot card sending them to an apartment in New York. There, they'll find the biggest adventure of their lives. Now, lets see how two silent hard heads & an angry peace-maker manage to deal with life together- because the tricks are the only easy part in this rag-tag group.
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013
The State Of Being Loved reviews
Ottawa- otherwise known as Jacqueline Williams- is tired of Matthew's family being oblivious to his pain- his blooming relationship- is feelings. So, deciding to take them to a cafe where her Country tends to sing at, she shows them what they've been skimming over, & how much hidden hate & pain can build- with only a song. -ONESHOT-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2013 - America, Canada, France, England/Britain - Complete
Serenade of Insecurities reviews
HighSchoolAU- Matthew never meant to steal Alfred F. Jones' thunder- or to fall in love with him after a nasty break up. Alfred is definantly not amused, yet he still manages to fall for the blonde through his jealousy. -ONESHOT-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/29/2013 - America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
England, trying to summon a demon, makes a mistake & summons Carisa, a girl whose been able to see supernatural beings since she was little. He was going to send her back, but he's having touble because she's blood-bound to him. While Carisa discovers his world, helping Ghosts & Sprites & even Nations during her stay, she thinks that this is the madnesss that has always felt right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - England/Britain
In The Mail reviews
Nutty recives a very unwanted letter in the mail. Sometimes, he wishes they'd just leave him alone. But with Lifty here- with him- it didn't seem so bad- but it was still awful. NuttyxLifty BXB. Don't like, don't read!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Lifty, Nutty - Complete