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Joined 04-28-12, id: 3967258, Profile Updated: 08-07-13
Author has written 8 stories for Firefly, Team Fortress 2, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Oooh, a profile! This means I get to rant, right? Good. Anyways, I'm a 16 year old girl from sunny Scotland with a thing for violence, anime, good music and the un-dead. I also love voice actors and anything arty. Of course, I also love writing, but I have the attention span of a dead goldfish so I mainly write oneshots.

I also have a passion for gaming. Anything by Valve will be immediately devoured by me, as will most zombie games, good quality RPGs and Minecraft.

Comics go without saying. I adore DC (go batsy, go!) but also love Deadpool.

Where music is concerned I am a huge fan of Three Days Grace (pre Matt), Fleetwood Mac, Seether, Mumford & Sons, Iron Maiden, Five Finger Death Punch, Simon and Garfunkel, Metallica and I could go on and on...

Note: Exams may get in the way of my writing a little - but hopefully not too much.

Which Hetalia character am I most like?

North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

6/10 for Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

3/10 for Romano

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
(X) Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
(X) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(X)You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

6/10 for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

6/10 for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

3/10 for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
(X) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

6/10 for England

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
(X) You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

5/10 for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
(X)You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(x) You're very strong
(X) You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

8/10 for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

() You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
() You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

5/10 for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
() You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
(X) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(x) You wear glasses

5/10 for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

4/10 for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
(x) You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

3/10 for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
() You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
() You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

6/10 for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(x) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
(X)You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

8/10 for Prussia

I am most like: Russia and Prussia.

Wow, you read this far? As a reward I'll leave you with the wise words of Adam Gontier: "For me it's hard to write about the nice trees, flowers and happy sh*t. It's a lot easier to write about what's pi$$ing you off."

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Survive by Thing2BK reviews
Only a nation can permanently kill another. And yet, Hungary lies dead with no clear killer. In the wake of this seemingly impossible murder, the other nations find themselves being slowly hunted down. Separated into several small groups, it's kill or be killed in a race to defend the world as they know it, or forever be lost to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,096 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Germany, Liechtenstein, Belgium, Netherlands
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 58,250 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
The Discovery of the Heart of the Shadow King by FeatherSong1323 reviews
A new student from America...is she hiding a secret? Kyoya's intrest is piqued by something he doesn't know. But he may be in for more than he bargained for...is he falling for this puzzle of a girl? Set after the last episode of the anime. OCxKyoya, TamaxHaru. Everything after the epilogue is oneshots. NEW: Happy story anniversary! (Warning: Most recent chapter DEFINITELY rated T
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,885 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Kyōya O., OC - Complete
Life, or Something Like It by flipperbabiesxx reviews
Hannah McClure was anything but vulnerable. Alone and hopeful, she reaches the camp at the quarry. But is Daryl enough to take away the pain of this cold new world? Rated for lots of bad words. I suck at summaries, Just read!
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 92,671 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Daryl D.
Toxic Love by hetalialover207 reviews
It is a post apocalyptic thanks to Alfred's insanity as he bombed most of the world with bio-chemical fumes and poisons, killing millions of people all over the globe, thinking it was possible for him to create a new Arthur has been searching for signs of life after a recent bombing and discovers Lucy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan, England/Britain, America
Moment Alone by MaplePucks reviews
After jumping from the Pictonian ship in the sea, France had one thought on his mind. Find England. If he didn't, he feared the worst would happen. The Englishman had told him one secret and in this situation, that could mean the difference between life and death. *FrUK, mild danger, set in Paint it, White*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
The Infected by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Eleven people, fifty million Infected, one sanctuary. All becomes irrelevant when your only choices are to live on or die trying.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,338 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Loyalties Undying by LittleFireDragon reviews
This is the story of a Pyrotechnician trying to find her place in the misogynistic world of the 1960s; her interactions with her secret-keeper and best friend, the team's Sniper; and her role in the conflict at Mann Co, as she struggles with her own identity and mysterious past, which may or may not be interwoven with that of the Medic. But sometimes, secrets just slip out…
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,860 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Pyro, Sniper - Complete
Unbreakable Trio by Kandaluvr reviews
BTT AU. Gil, Toni and Francis have been friends all their lives. But when a horrible accident happens, They learn who they really are, trust and that the past... may be more haunting than they thought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,091 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Of Mice and Men by Scrunchy reviews
I didn't even acknowledge him at first. Why should I have? He was just going to die anyway, another passing face that would be gone just as quickly as he had come. I might have glanced at him, and that's how I noticed, along with my weekly battle report, that he was still there. Four battles later, and the Sniper was still around.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
World Peace by Troublesome Dragon reviews
World Peace is not easy, especially when the countries have run out of coffee and haven't slept in a week. All they have to do is sign one little piece of paper, but Canada is finding that he may be the only sane one left and that well . . . no one listens to Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada - Complete
T is for Team and F is for Fortress by Pit-Trap reviews
A is for argue. B is for blood. C is for cards. Follow the BLU team through the entire alphabet.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,698 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Snow Day by Fongzilla reviews
An overnight snowfall has left the RED Team with a wintry landscape to occupy themselves with at the Sawmill base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
War never ends by FuelsTheComedy reviews
The fighting is finally over, having defeated their enemies for good, the team realise that they will no longer be working together. They decided to hold a big farewell party to celebrate their victories, and bring their families along to meet the men that they've been working with for so long. Sniper really regrets bringing it up – hilarity and chaos ensue.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Soldier Tzu's The Art Of Fortress by KingdomOfThomond reviews
We know that Soldier quotes Sun Tzu rather badly, and this is what he would put if he had written The Art Of War. It covers everything, from following orders to the employment of Spy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Soldier - Complete
Goodbyes and Apologies by Fields of Grey reviews
After the attack ends, and everything is quiet; there are still some things that need to be said
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Black Blood by DemonFox38 reviews
An old man hears a shot in the dark. He gets out of bed, never imaging what terror awaits him in the fields. There is a saying that the apple never falls far from the tree.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Not Quite Left 4 Dead by Airan11 reviews
An infinitely rare and special infected is given the ability to cure, and a girl whose anger can spark a war, flares for justice as she fights for what she believes in, all for a piece of normality in a world hoping to be restored. ZxF Image: Alecyl - L4D Zoey/Deviant Art
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,763 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Zoey, Francis
If You had Another Chance by Kitty Faerie reviews
When Jeanne d' Arc was killed, Francis was devastated. When she comes back nearly six hundred years later, he is over-joyed. Now he has another chance at true love and she has a second shot at a life she was never able to have. France/Jeanne not AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Coffee by L Fraulein reviews
Sniper was never really a morning person. One-shot until other classes are requested.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Homecoming by Jalos reviews
Three years after the US declared victory over the infection, Francis receives a invitation from Zoey to attend Louis and Rochelle's wedding. Old wounds are opened, old flames are rekindled. Zoey x Francis, Louis x Rochelle, mentioned Nick x Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Francis, Zoey
Still Human by ebmordecai reviews
What does it take to hold on to your humanity during a time when death is literally all around you? For Zoey she will have to find the courage within her to face the unthinkable. But luckly for her she is not alone in this hell. Zoey/Francis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,278 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Zombieland: Cherish What's Left Over by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Tallahassee and the gang are traveling the country until they run into a strange girl who has quite a few secrets. Will she join the group? Or does she have something darker in mind? Can she keep from getting too attached to the group of misfits as well?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,063 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tallahassee - Complete
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
Newsflash! The Medic switches sides. Its... probably fairly obvious that that's where this story is going. I tell you so in the title. But, the fact that he does isn't important. The how, the why, and more importantly the *consequences* of it... is.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,693 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Meet the Pyro by eruthiel reviews
For the '15 fics' meme. A possible script for a 'Meet the Pyro' video, written for Smasher006. I'd really appreciate some feedback if you have the time!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Madam Bijoux by Vampbarbie reviews
A waitress watches an old woman in her cafe and wonders who she is.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Inara, Jayne - Complete
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Deathmarch
Walking to your death is an experience that's more or less indescribable. Scotland isn't ready to meet his fate quite yet, is he? - oneshot -Rated T for 'terribly written'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Stage Directions reviews
'Just who's bloody Idea had this been? Ludwig's, of course. Only he could have organized something so totally and utterly idiotic.' - Rated T for England's swearing and France being himself. Human!AU - mildly Gakuen Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - England/Britain, France
Bookshops, Bullets and Broken windows reviews
He could hear something – the sound of sirens and a fast approaching car, mingled with short bursts of another noise. Strange, it almost sounded like... Oneshot - Human!AU. Rated T for character death - maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Verneuil: The Auld Alliance reviews
On his hands and knees, watching his own blood splatter the ground drop by precious drop, Scotland couldn't help but feel that today had not gone well. T for violence, cursing and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - France, Scotland
Laugh, Kookaburra Laugh reviews
For 6 years of his life the Sniper was happy. Pre TF2 - This is a longer 'prequel' to my oneshot "four years" although it can be read alone, before or after the other fic. Rated T for language and violence later on. Mostly fluff for the 1st 2 chapters. The rest... well, you'll see. NOT A SLASH!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sniper - Complete
Four Years reviews
It had been four years to the day since his world had gone to hell. Four long years. - Not a slash! reviews are always appreciated! (rated T for language) I now have a longer version of this story titled "Laugh, Kookaburra Laugh" - check it out if you wanna.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Sparks
Every fire starts with a spark (unless it doesn't). A brief history of Pyro?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Pyro, Spy - Complete
Dare reviews
A very short Oneshot telling the tale of how Wash lost his lip ferret. NOT a slash!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jayne, Wash - Complete