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Joined 04-30-12, id: 3971963, Profile Updated: 02-04-14
Author has written 11 stories for Kirby, Mario, Lengendary Starfy, Warriors, Luigi's Mansion, Super Smash Brothers, and Pokémon.

Title: Hmmm...How about...THE REVENGE OF THE RUBBER CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

Author: I wonder who that could be?

Language: Fanfiction

Rated: Fiction T for trouble--and truffles.

Genre(s): Humor/Friendship/Parody (maybe a little romance if I listed my fav shippings/pairings? -pied-)

Chapters: ...ONE.

Words: FFN doesn't tell me, so I don't know. But you're more than welcome to count them yourself...

Reviews: ...And what do you mean by that? PMs?

Favs: Well, since I don't think this counts as my actual profile, THIS part doesn't have any favs. Haha!

Follows: You know, I do believe that that's called 'Author Alert'.

Updated: -points to top of page-

Published: -points to top of page again-

Status: The road to success is always under construction, meaning that this will NEVER be marked complete!

id: ...FFN did that...too. Man, they're doing EVERYTHING for me here! Well, except writing the stories...Get on your game, FFN! That would be perfect! No no, I'm just kidding. Obviously.

Summary: The story where Cos tells you a -little- about herself and some of her future story ideas. Lots of humor involved.

Avatar rights go to: cheezburger.com! Awesome site; it has other sections besides cats like dogs and pokemon. If you are ever, EVER short of inspiration for your humor/parody story, GO TO THIS SITE. You won't regret it unless you don't have a virus scanner and/or high internet speed. And no, FFN, this isn't an advertisement. I just don't want to get sued.

Fandoms I've Played/Read/Heard of and Watched: Mario, Luigi's Mansion, Kirby, SSB, Legend of Zelda (Phantom Hourglass only), Pokemon, Professor Layton, Legendary Starfy/Densetsu no Stafy, Viva Pinata, Pikmin, Wreck-It Ralph, Varjak Paw, Warriors (all generations), Seekers, Survivors, Spy Mice, Bunnicula, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Wolves of the Beyond, Redwall, and the Mistmantle Chronicles.

Games I Currently Own (in no particular order):

GBA: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario Kart: Super Circuit, Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.

GCN: Mario Party 5 & 6, Super Mario Sunshine, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly.

DS: Littlest Pet Shop Original: Winter Hiver, Garden Jardin, and Jungle, LPS Friends: City and Beach, LPS 3 Biggest Stars - Purple Team, Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Yoshi's Island DS, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, Super Mario 64 DS, Mario Party DS, Super Princess Peach, Super Monkey Ball: Touch and Roll, Viva Piñata: Pocket Paradise, Kirby: Squeak Squad, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon HeartGold, Pokémon White, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass.

Wii: Mario Kart Wii, Mario Party 8, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, Kirby's Epic Yarn.

Other Games that I Had at One Point: Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time (my sister knocked it in her garbage can...), Pokémon Ranger, Professor Layton and the Unwound Future, Petz Catz 2. My sister owns MarioKart DS and The Legendary Starfy (Densetsu no Stafy 5).


Hi there! It’s The Cosmic Penguin here, but you can call me Cos. Or Penguin. Or Cosmic. Or something similar. Soooo yeah! I (obviously) write fanfiction, and I’m planning on writing some regular fiction sometime in the future. My best writing genres are probably humor/parody and general friendship, and the first fandom I saw on the site was Mario. I haven’t tried writing romance yet; though I have plans.

Unlike most authors, I did not really ‘enjoy writing’ since I was younger. I created and enjoyed lots of dreams and fantasy worlds, but I never talked much about them because my mother discouraged me (and still does) from spending a lot of time in a fantasy world. Therefore, the word ‘writing’ to me meant ‘long, boring schoolwork assignment’ instead of the general word ‘writing’. I probably would’ve continued like that if it hadn’t been for a wonderful author (aka Star-Gamer) on this site that I stumbled across while searching for video game info (my mom hates those, too). That was the turning point of my terribly bland and pathetic life. Although some of my earlier works will never, ever be suitable to read, I’ve improved a lot—which is good, considering that most of my first stories sounded like research papers. Now, I absolutely adore writing (though I still hate those history reports). Can’t get enough of it! Nothing I like better, yup yup!

...Of course, this denies one of the principles of writing in the book I'm currently reading, which states that, in some form, 'All writers hate to write. They only like having written', which is the state I enter when it comes time to update my stories. _;

And now for the weather report!!

February: Really slow internet and really cold weather. Not a good combo.

Please note that my old stories need editing, badly. My new stories? Not as much.

And yes, my mind lives in Antarctica. Lower taxes and whatnot. >:D

My Forum(s):

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Oyranos-Asteri/121539/

Please visit and participate in it to help the Starfy fandom survive. There are a total of about six people who have accounts on this site that still know the section actually exists.


The Little Section on Cosmic:

Name: Do I care what you call me?

Gender: Female. ...Well, I guess the cat with a bowtie might've thrown you off...

Religion: ATTENTION COPY-AND-PASTE BIAS-ER PEOPLE! I am a Christian! Now you don't have to wonder why my profile is so short if I have at least thirty Christian copy-and-pastes on my profile!

Random Things About Cos:

(Why do you need to know them? Because sometime later on in your life, there’s going to be a trivia game about Cos and you won’t have studied. –shakes finger-)

I ship lotsa characters—but no same-gender pairings please, or you’ll make Cos sad, and no-one likes a sad author.

I enjoy Littlest Pet Shop--the ORIGINAL, not the crap they have now with the humans. –hugs LPS stuffies-

I like green. It’s my favorite color.

Pairing stuff: (just sketchy; I’d be willing to PM with you if you like talking about this stuff)

Fav Mario Pairing: Though Luigi is one of my favorite characters, I don’t pair him with Daisy as my canon-ity. I’ll write it, but I like Luigi/Rosalina better. It makes more sense. However, I used to be completely obsessed with Doopliss and Vivian, so I have a soft spot for them as a pairing, too. If you wanna have a playful dispute over either of these, PM me. I'm awkward to talk to, but I think it’d be fun and fun-ny XD –shot for cruddy word humor-

Fav Kirby Pairing: Knowledgeshipping. One day, I’ll have written some so I won’t have to put this on my profile.

Fav Pokemon Pairing: I like loads of legendshipping, but I like shipping regular pokѐmon too. The only human pairing I’d ever get into is Dawn/Barry (gameverse) because it’s just so cute.

Fav Warriors Pairing: Am I allowed at least 20?

Fav Starfy (Stafy) Pairing: I like Starfy/Materu tons. Why did she have to marry Koraru, Nintendo, WHYYYYY??? (Especially since Starly had a crush on him!)

In Indefinite Stories:

Kirby: Since I don't have any good ideas for this right now, I think I'll focus on cleaning up DDD (no, it's a story abbreviation for Dam Dadi Doo. Fooled ya!)


Well, that’s all for now folks. Go read one of Cos’s stories if you want more! (of course, there’s always the option of PMs)

12/18: I'm really, absolutely, sorry guys. Recently, I got so caught up in trying to publish a 'real' story to impress my friend and family that I lost my actual drive to write. In the period of five months that I haven't been on here, I've only written three pages of a real story. I think that I'll wait on that until I've finished writing here and practiced enough. I'll try to accept that my writing will never be perfect, only good...but I can certainly obsess over it!!! Get ready, people, I'm gonna get at least one story out before Christmas!

2/4: "Get ready, people, I'm gonna get at least one story out before Christmas!"

I must have had high ambitions and an ignorance to the fact that it's cold and flu season. And I must have though I had high speed internet. I am NOT lying; it took me five minutes to open a new tab to get to FFN.

(An extra note to Mario Kart fans: Rainbow Road does exist. It's a little side road in Tennesse. I'll upload a picture of it later on. _)

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Hi, Bye, Do You Want to Spar? by Bell Marilli reviews
Meta Knight has been Kirby's mentor for years, and he's only mostly heard those three phrases. As an apprentice, Kirby feels that they should at least have the relationship of a "friend", so he tries answering differently and chatting with Meta Knight—and it appeared they had something in common: wanting to die fighting. T for a little bit of violence. Oneshot
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18 - Kirby, Meta-Knight - Complete
The Misadventures of Wario and King DeDeDe by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Wario and King DeDeDe both somehow ruin Wario's sofa, so accompanied by Donkey Kong, the selfish pair go to Nintendo City to get a brand new sofa for Wario! ...Why would Wario even want a new sofa, I don't know.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Wario, King Dedede, Donkey Kong, Silver - Complete
Bullet Bill Catching by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Mario and Yoshi usually head to the Donut Plains to have a picnic and play frisbee with each other, but tonight, they decide to play a little quirky spot... called Bullet Bill Catching.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Mario, Yoshi, Petey Piranha, Toadette - Complete
Mario and the Toaster by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
All toasters toast toast! ... Seriously, though, Mario should know that toasters toast BREAD.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mario, Dry Bowser, Toadette - Complete
Kirby's Chocolate Cake by Ultra Star reviews
Kirby has made a special cake for his special friend, Ribbon, and he wants her to try. Sounds easy right? Kirby wishes.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, Ribbon - Complete
Garbled Code by 1Thunderfire reviews
Found yourself in an unexplainable pickle? Managed to die in an unnatural way? Well, you have probably uncovered a glitch and this series is based on the various glitches that you may uncover in Mario games. Random situations, rated T for profanities.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,419 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Mario, Luigi] [Yoshi, Bowser]
Brother, Where Are You? by 1Thunderfire reviews
Faced with the prospect of saving his captured brother, Luigi must delve into the dark mansion to find Mario. He must also be able to find the courage within himself to do so. Meanwhile, Mario must wait and hope that he will be freed by his brother...
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
You've Got the Wrong Person by the pick-it fence reviews
Bowser was in such a rush when he preformed his latest kidnapping. He didn't take the time to notice who he had captured, and only turned his head to look at Mario's reaction. It was priceless when Bowser walked back into his castle, though. All the guards started laughing at him. (This is just for funzies)
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser - Complete
An Anomaly in Orbit by MessengerOfDreams reviews
In the background of the chaos of the events of Super Mario Galaxy, two wallflowers bloom and grow together. RosalinaxLuigi, Rosalina POV
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Rosetta/Rosalina, Luigi - Complete
The Backstory by DanniB reviews
Takes place within the game continuity of Fix-it Felix Jr. A story showing how Felix came to work at Niceland Apartments, how he got his hammer, and his first encounter with Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,487 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr.
The Princess That I've Always Known by Canon's Son reviews
Love. Like cheese it develops over time. Like candy first it's sour then it's sweet. Like a pillar, with enough foundation, nothing can knock it done.It causing you to travel over mountains, over seas. You protect them, you save them. You do it all. Just to make sure that the one you love knows that you do. But for these two, love is a journey. One that isn't in another castle.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Fire and Lightning by Healer Kira reviews
Neither could ever imagine their lives without it; A short one-shot describing Firebrand and Thunderhand, from each of the brothers point of view. No violence, powerful Mario and Luigi.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
The Fall Of The Green Thunder by Healer Kira reviews
"With the snap of the jester's fingers, Mr. L's world literally exploded with pain." The death of the persona of Mr. L, and the return of Luigi. This depicts the conversation with Dimentio and Mr. L, and almost drowning in the River Twygz. One-shot, descriptions of being burned, and almost drowning( but nothing graphic).
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Luigi, Dimentio, Mr. L - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Candy Hearts by Persephatta reviews
Valentine's Day. It probably has as many names as love does forms; and a tale to tell for each of them. AU Legendary Pokémon are HUMAN! Follows 'In Reverse' universe, but you don't have to read that for this. Characters Uxie, Mesprit, Palkia, Giratina, Arceus, Moltres, Zapdos, Ho-Oh, Lugia, Manaphy, Shaymin, Celebi, Jirachi, Latias, Rayquaza, Mew, Mewtwo, Cresselia & Darkrai.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Mesprit/Emrit, Palkia - Complete
Dear Writers, Please Blank by The Great Mikey Weston reviews
The characters of the Mario franchise send letters to fan fiction writers.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012
The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation by N64 Chick reviews
Weird things can happen when Mario and the gang take a vacation.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
Card Tricks by Dreamingfishy reviews
A bet, some cards, and a little psychic esper stuff make everything more fun! The 1st fic with Will and Grimsley, cool! non-shippy, by the way. This is serious randomness...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Will/Itsuki, Grimsley/Giima - Complete
Memories Haunt Me by EchoResonance reviews
Touko's finally relaxed. She's hanging out in the peaceful White Forest, talking with her friends on the Xtransciever, and there's no Team Plasma to ruin her freetime. And yet...something still plagues her.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Driven to Fight by Incinirmatt reviews
A Manectric's and Luxray's rivalry is explained through their encounters as kids. Kids are always playful and nice, right? Right? Of course, until you get to the bad end of the stick. Then they just grow to hate you.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Manectric/Livolt, Luxray/Rentorar - Complete
Missing you by Lady of the Winds reviews
A 'What -If' drabble from Olimar's Wife's Point of View during the events of Pikmin 1. Please read and review ! I own nothing! Thanks to Kirmon64 for the idea of what her name is in the story.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Don't Question It by MewLover54 reviews
Suicunes been really down lately. But can a certain yellow counterpart change that. Sparkwindshipping. Raikou/Suicune
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Suicune/Suikun, Raikou - Complete
A Spark of Comfort by L100Meganium reviews
"Sorry. I thought maybe it'd be less cold if we huddled." She looked down awkwardly at the cold ground. He blinked, struggling to find words. Her paws looked so little and delicate next to his, brown against blue-and-yellow. Shinx/Vulpix PMD2 Oneshot!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Shinx/Kolink, Vulpix/Rokon - Complete
Fallen Star by KremKid Katalogue reviews
"How did I get here? Do you know?" Meta Knight stiffened. He'd been hoping he would be able to avoid this, but something in his brain seemed to have always known that it would have to happen eventually. "Not really, but I'll tell you what I do know."
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Kirby, Meta-Knight - Complete
A Very Merry Dragon Christmas by Flare Dragoness Reshiram reviews
A non-sensical but fluffy Christmas crackfic. Beware of dancing Lilligants that smuggle AR devices into a daycare. Contains ColorlessShipping!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Zekrom, Reshiram - Complete
Kirby's Phone Call Chaos by Ultra Star reviews
A short oneshot based on a picture I saw. Kirby finds himself trapped in a dark room and can't escape, so he calls his fellow puffballs for back-up. Who knew a simple call could cause such chaos?
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Kirby - Complete
Never Underestimate the Stars by Lunara the Ara reviews
Kirby hasn't slept well for days. Meta Knight has been gone for two years since Nightmare's defeat, and he finds himself a big surprise when he wishes upon a shooting star... SLIGHT KxMK FLUFFINESS! Rated K plus for misguided thoughts and fluffiness! XD
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Kirby, Meta-Knight - Complete
Humans by ShadowMasterKizone reviews
A Virizion tells her tale on how she reunited with one of her comrades. Suckish summary, but that's all I have. Anyway, just referencing the fact I recently captured Virizion on PKMN Black. Hope you enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Virizion, Cobalion - Complete
B R O K E N by Lunara the Ara reviews
ONESHOT. Bun starts calling Fumu terrible names and eventually, she has an anxiety attack. But this happened when Meta Knight was visiting... What will he do? Meta KnightXFumu
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Fumu/Tiff, Meta-Knight - Complete
Bros hug too! by CatX3 reviews
The ending to Luigi's mansion, only in my detail. Really super old, but gotta love some brotherly love between the bros.
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Paw of the Pure One by Writerdragon reviews
Eusine's wish was to really meet Suicune, and Crystal thought it would be a nice to surprise her obsessive boyfriend with his wish. Eusine/Crystal.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Eusine/Minaki, Crystal - Complete
Folklore by Writerdragon reviews
She loved his stories. She could always listen to them and never grow bored. Eusine/Cystal.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Crystal, Eusine/Minaki - Complete
View of the Sapphire Sea by GenericDude reviews
An insomnia ridden Meta Knight seeks solace during the night at his favourite location, when a certain girl appears to offer her comfort. One-shot, Meta Knight/Tiff. A remake of my first fanfic, hope you enjoy!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Meta-Knight, Fumu/Tiff - Complete
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Meta Knight's Birthday by GenericDude reviews
...and it appears that everybody has forgotten all about it. Well, ALMOST everybody...
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Meta-Knight - Complete
Luigi's Adventure at the Sea 3: Retold by N64 Chick reviews
Luigi travels across the world in search of his captured yoshi friends in this retelling of the final entry in the LAS trilogy.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Luigi, Yoshi - Complete
crystalline waters by signelchan reviews
He was a good Ecruteak boy, and he knew praying to Ho-Oh was important.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki - Complete
Of Myths and Legends by Ability King KK reviews
Eusine wants to look for Suicune, but Will and Morty have other plans.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Will/Itsuki, Eusine/Minaki, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
Nurse Kirby by kittymouse reviews
One shot. Meta Knight is ill and Kirby tries to nurse him back to health.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Tainted Moonlight by An Anime Fangirl reviews
Oh Arceus, why does it hurt so much? Oh Arceus, why can't I barely breathe? Oh Arceus, why do I think of him?: LunarEclipseShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Cresselia, Darkrai - Complete
The Prize by Blazingstar of ThunderClan reviews
Swiftpaw had fought for her with all his strength... But Cloudtail had won the prize.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Swiftpaw, Brightheart - Complete
Lily's Friend by BabyCharmander reviews
Day after day, Lily gave the same request to her mother, and day after day, her mother gave her the same answer... until one word was changed. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Magikarp - Complete
Inexorable Martinet by Strawberry Bijou reviews
EusineKotone - let's look through our rose glasses to a world of butterflies.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Eusine/Minaki, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Forevermore by Lucky-9-Rose reviews
His whole life revolved around fighting and death; for that lifestyle to disappear defined in his opinion he was of no use to anyone else. What value does a soldier possess when there is no battle ahead? Meta Knight x Tiff
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Meta-Knight, Fumu/Tiff - Complete
Belonging by Lucky-9-Rose reviews
Every night, I would stand on her windowsill outside her bedroom to watch her sleep peacefully during my nights of sleep deprivation. It eased me...seeing her so comfortable, to know she was at peace with no worries in mind. Meta Knight x Tiff
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Fumu/Tiff, Meta-Knight - Complete
Because of You by SkyFighter reviews
After her friend, Shiloh the Luxio, is injured in their mission to capture an outlaw, Diana the Umbreon feels guilty for the result. But perhaps her friend doesn't see things the same way. Set in the PMD2 world, and contains moderate game spoilers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Umbreon/Blacky, Luxio - Complete
The Prince in the Clouds by Lunarclipse reviews
A collection of Starfy mini stories, also known as one-shots.
Lengendary Starfy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009
Luigi the Yoshi Leader: Retold by N64 Chick reviews
Luigi returns to Yoshi's Island in this retelling of the second story in the LAS trilogy.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Luigi, Yoshi - Complete
Pranking To A Confession! by Goldeneye101 reviews
Latias and Raikou are trying to do the biggest prank of their lives: to make Groudon admit his love to Arceus. But will making the one ton eath dragon squeak be harder than they thought? LatiasXRaikou, GroudonXArceus. ONESHOT. Read and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Raikou, Latias - Complete
Drowning by spiritlight25 reviews
What would you do if you were sinking to your doom? How would you escape? Do you try to save yourself or do you let yourself fall?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
A Matter of Opinion by Dragonborn reviews
Everyone and everything has their own opinion of everyone and everything else.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Arceus, Giratina - Complete
Morning Surprise by GenericDude reviews
Inspired by the bad wearther Britain's had this week, Yes, I'm British . Meta Knight wakes up one morning to get a pleasant surprise.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Meta-Knight - Complete
Passing Time by GenericDude reviews
On a moonlit night, a weary knight realizes the time he has left to fulfill his wish is drawing short. Will he see the light? One-shot Meta KnightxTiff. Don't know much about the Kirby world, pieced info from reading other fanfics.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Meta-Knight, Fumu/Tiff - Complete
Ocean Breeze by hoshi-myuu reviews
The peace of night. The ocean breeze. The warmth of a heart. I suck at summaries. Meta Knight/Kirby father-son fic. OneShot.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
BobOmb Sweeper by Cascore reviews
Led by General Mario, a division of eighteen Toad troops take on their biggest, toughest Bob-Omb sweep yet. A parody of the game Minesweeper and rated K plus for unfortunate events.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Mario, Toad - Complete
Player One by Cascore reviews
Mario takes a look at his role as Player One.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Mario - Complete
Player Two by Cascore reviews
Luigi takes a look at his role as "Player Two".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Luigi - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Meta Knight by hoshi-myuu reviews
Fumu had had it up to here with all of the weird things Meta Knight does. She deided to make a hate list, but is it really a HATE list? OneShot, Onesided Meta Knight x Fumu, Fumu's POV.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Paper Tears by Solitary Shadow reviews
How is it that one can feel such real, painful emotions in a world made entirely out of paper? Super Paper Mario Universe. Contains character death, angst and some spoilers.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
A Criminal Mind by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
“I?” He rose to his knees, his grin growing. “I am the pleaser of crowds, the master of dimensions… I am Dimentio, the Charming Magician.” -One-shot-
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Dimentio, Enemies - Complete
Perfect by utterly.uneventful reviews
Well...Let's just say that Mew burned down Celebi's forest. # 51shipping One-Shot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Exile by Glory For Sleep reviews
Due to his arrogant behavior, Raikou is banned from the Legendary council and is forced to stay with Darkrai on Newmoon Island for his own protection. Of course, that's when the danger starts... Raikou/Suicune, Darkrai/Cresselia, and Mewtwo/Deoxys
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,953 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Darkrai, Cresselia - Complete
Partners in Pranking by Glory For Sleep reviews
"Hey, if anyone is going to scold us for being childish pranksters, then we can at least be childish pranksters together." Raikou/Latias
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Latias, Raikou - Complete
LAS3: Luigi's Eggsellent Adventure by N64 Chick reviews
In Luigi's newest adventure, he must travel across the world and collect the eggs that used to be his yoshi friends.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,628 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Luigi, Yoshi - Complete
Oreos by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Never underestimate the power of a cookie. Arceus and Giratina learns that...Godmodeshipping. Oneshot. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Arceus, Giratina - Complete
A Legendary Day Off by Roggamer22 reviews
Oneshot!Everyone knows about legendary Pokemon. Always Serious right, well what happens when some of them get a vacation, a VERY VERY FUNNY story!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
A Lifetime Too Late by Goldeneye101 reviews
Groudon ends up infected with poison, goes to the hosapital. There, his trainer leaves him. When all seems to be lost, Groudon turns to Arceus, whom he thinks will not visit, even in his time of need. PrimordialGroundshipping.ONESHOT. K for cussing. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Groudon, Arceus - Complete
The Meeting by SilverUmbra reviews
C21: All of the legendaries sit back and finally realize what matters most. Oh, and Registeel plans for world domination. Complete!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,711 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Luigi's Adventure at the Sea: Retold by N64 Chick reviews
Luigi gets stranded on Yoshi's Island in this retelling of the 2000 classic.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Luigi, Yoshi - Complete
The Taming of the Northern Wind by purple-drake reviews
COMPLETE 'I'd played the game for years, for decades, for centuries, and still I hadn't found the answers I sought. And then I met Him.' Suicune reflects on those who chase the legends.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Suicune/Suikun, Eusine/Minaki - Complete
A Little Help by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
[Oneshot] The man at the edge of Viridian City likes to help new trainers as they start their journey. It's a shame that it causes a little problem for him.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
On my own by Selanp reviews
[Superstar Saga] After being defeated by the Mario brothers, Fawful finds he must strike it out on his own. But when he's been led by Cackletta all his life, can he really cope with suddenly being alone? [Chapter 19 uploaded, and thus it ends.]
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Fawful - Complete
A Blaziken Of Glory by Clare reviews
The story of a Blaziken who, after being abandoned as a Torchic, has grown up mistrusting humans. But will an encounter with a compassionate trainer lead the Blaziken to a change of heart?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
A Pleasant Surprise by Nyaa-Neko reviews
A Poochyena's thoughts on her capture, and the events leading up to and after it. One shot. Takes place during the third generation Hoenn video games.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
Luigi the Yoshi Leader by N64 Chick reviews
The sequel to Luigi's Adventure at the Sea. Luigi returns to Yoshi's Island, but there's a couple of zookeepers that are trying to catch the dinos...and Luigi won't allow it.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,892 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Luigi, Yoshi - Complete
Luigi's Adventure at the Sea by N64 Chick reviews
Luigi gets stranded on Yoshi's Island and the yoshis, unfortunatly, don't understand what humans are.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2001 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Luigi, Yoshi - Complete
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Master Hand's Answering Machine! reviews
Well, I think the title says it all, don't you? Rated T for mild swearing, mainly by a lazy Jirachi.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Master Hand
Why Does Luigi Always Win? reviews
Ever played just one character and no others? What do the other characters think of this? Mario Party DS centric.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Luigi - Complete
Morals Modernized reviews
Here at the Mario fanfiction archive, we don't mention a lot about Nintendo's morals and logic, but they're important nonetheless, right? So here is a story that attempts to 'Nintendize' some of the minor ones that Nintedo created but didn't make blindingly obvious. C20: The Koopas and the Yoshis.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012
A Job of Legendary Difficulty reviews
Once upon a time, the legendary pokѐmon wanted more spending Poke. So Arceus gave it to them in a way they never expected. Rated T for trouble, torture, truffles, and mild swearing. C2: Mew gets driving lessons by a certain Sinnoh legendary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Darkrai, Mew, Jirachi, Victini
Everybody's 'Favorite' Clam? reviews
10 of Moe's pet peeves that never got noticed, including burnt dumplings, Konk, and the ever-elusive videogame messer. Never goes as far as making fun of Moe because he's awesome. (Completed: 2/14/13)
Lengendary Starfy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Start Anew reviews
-Maybe on this adventure, he could be a hero to be proud of.- Short fic about the beginning of the American Starfy game (Densetsu no Stafy 5). Guess you could call it a drabble in third person/Starfy's POV.
Lengendary Starfy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Silence reviews
Do all the ghosts in the mansion really wish to harm you? What if some were really peaceful, wanting only a small bit of company in their lonely afterlife? Twist on the game; Luigi/Melody. EDITED.
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Can't Have reviews
'But instead, we had fallen in love. We were miserable right now. We were here at the border. We didn't have mates in our own clans. And for the love of StarClan, I still cared about her.' Dovewing/Tigerheart; oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Dovewing, Tigerheart - Complete
Answer Me reviews
A typical argument between Starly and Konk takes an unexpected turn. Somewhat Starly/Konk shippy if you squint. Warning: this story really kills ellipses points.
Lengendary Starfy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
The Toad who Cried WARIO! reviews
An old fable, Nintendo style. It makes fun of Wario, by the way, so if you're a Wario fangirl, don't read this… Just because it's short doesn't mean it's bad, it's short on purpose to mimic the original fable.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Wario, Toad - Complete
Dam Dadi Doo reviews
An attempt at an unedited oneshot. Tiff tries to convince Kirby to talk, but he doesn't seem interested. Can Tiff make speaking fun?
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Kirby, Fumu/Tiff - Complete
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