Poll: Who is the Most Awesomest Epicest Character EVER? *is bricked for starting riot between Starfy, Pokemon, Mario, and Kirby fans* Vote Now!
Author has written 12 stories for Kirby, Mario, Lengendary Starfy, Warriors, Luigi's Mansion, Super Smash Brothers, and Pokémon.
Title: Hmmm...How about...THE REVENGE OF THE RUBBER CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
Author: I wonder who that could be?
Rated: Fiction T for trouble--and truffles.
Genre(s): Humor/Friendship/Parody (maybe a little romance if I listed my fav shippings/pairings? -pied-)
Words: FFN doesn't tell me, so I don't know. But you're more than welcome to count them yourself...
Reviews: ...And what do you mean by that? PMs?
Favs: Well, since I don't think this counts as my actual profile, THIS part doesn't have any favs. Haha!
Follows: You know, I do believe that that's called 'Author Alert'.
Updated: -points to top of page-
Published: -points to top of page again-
Status: The road to success is always under construction, meaning that this will NEVER be marked complete!
id: ...FFN did that...too. Man, they're doing EVERYTHING for me here! Well, except writing the stories...Get on your game, FFN! That would be perfect! No no, I'm just kidding. Obviously.
Summary: The story where Cos tells you a -little- about herself and some of her future story ideas. Lots of humor involved.
Avatar rights go to: cheezburger.com! Awesome site; it has other sections besides cats like dogs and pokemon. If you are ever, EVER short of inspiration for your humor/parody story, GO TO THIS SITE. You won't regret it unless you don't have a virus scanner and/or high internet speed. And no, FFN, this isn't an advertisement. I just don't want to get sued.
Fandoms I've Played/Read/Heard of and Watched: Mario, Luigi's Mansion, Kirby, SSB, Legend of Zelda (Phantom Hourglass only), Pokemon, Professor Layton, Legendary Starfy/Densetsu no Stafy, Viva Pinata, Pikmin, Wreck-It Ralph, Varjak Paw, Warriors (all generations), Seekers, Survivors, Spy Mice, Bunnicula, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Wolves of the Beyond, Redwall, and the Mistmantle Chronicles.
Games I Currently Own (in no particular order):
GBA: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario Kart: Super Circuit, Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.
GCN: Mario Party 5 & 6, Super Mario Sunshine, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly.
DS: Littlest Pet Shop Original: Winter Hiver, Garden Jardin, and Jungle, LPS Friends: City and Beach, LPS 3 Biggest Stars - Purple Team, Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Yoshi's Island DS, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, Super Mario 64 DS, Mario Party DS, Super Princess Peach, Super Monkey Ball: Touch and Roll, Viva Piñata: Pocket Paradise, Kirby: Squeak Squad, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon HeartGold, Pokémon White, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass.
Wii: Mario Kart Wii, Mario Party 8, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, Kirby's Epic Yarn.
Other Games that I Had at One Point: Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time (my sister knocked it in her garbage can...), Pokémon Ranger, Professor Layton and the Unwound Future, Petz Catz 2. My sister owns MarioKart DS and The Legendary Starfy (Densetsu no Stafy 5).
Hi there! It’s The Cosmic Penguin here, but you can call me Cos. Or Penguin. Or Cosmic. Or something similar. Soooo yeah! I (obviously) write fanfiction, and I’m planning on writing some regular fiction sometime in the future. My best writing genres are probably humor/parody and general friendship, and the first fandom I saw on the site was Mario. I haven’t tried writing romance yet; though I have plans.
Unlike most authors, I did not really ‘enjoy writing’ since I was younger. I created and enjoyed lots of dreams and fantasy worlds, but I never talked much about them because my mother discouraged me (and still does) from spending a lot of time in a fantasy world. Therefore, the word ‘writing’ to me meant ‘long, boring schoolwork assignment’ instead of the general word ‘writing’. I probably would’ve continued like that if it hadn’t been for a wonderful author (aka Star-Gamer) on this site that I stumbled across while searching for video game info (my mom hates those, too). That was the turning point of my terribly bland and pathetic life. Although some of my earlier works will never, ever be suitable to read, I’ve improved a lot—which is good, considering that most of my first stories sounded like research papers. Now, I absolutely adore writing (though I still hate those history reports). Can’t get enough of it! Nothing I like better, yup yup!
...Of course, this denies one of the principles of writing in the book I'm currently reading, which states that, in some form, 'All writers hate to write. They only like having written', which is the state I enter when it comes time to update my stories. _;
And now for the weather report!!
February: Really slow internet and really cold weather. Not a good combo.
Please note that my old stories need editing, badly. My new stories? Not as much.
And yes, my mind lives in Antarctica. Lower taxes and whatnot. >:D
Please visit and participate in it to help the Starfy fandom survive. There are a total of about six people who have accounts on this site that still know the section actually exists.
The Little Section on Cosmic:
Name: Do I care what you call me?
Gender: Female. ...Well, I guess the cat with a bowtie might've thrown you off...
Religion: ATTENTION COPY-AND-PASTE BIAS-ER PEOPLE! I am a Christian! Now you don't have to wonder why my profile is so short if I have at least thirty Christian copy-and-pastes on my profile!
Random Things About Cos:
(Why do you need to know them? Because sometime later on in your life, there’s going to be a trivia game about Cos and you won’t have studied. –shakes finger-)
I ship lotsa characters—but no same-gender pairings please, or you’ll make Cos sad, and no-one likes a sad author.
I enjoy Littlest Pet Shop--the ORIGINAL, not the crap they have now with the humans. –hugs LPS stuffies-
I like green. It’s my favorite color.
Pairing stuff: (just sketchy; I’d be willing to PM with you if you like talking about this stuff)
Fav Mario Pairing: Though Luigi is one of my favorite characters, I don’t pair him with Daisy as my canon-ity. I’ll write it, but I like Luigi/Rosalina better. It makes more sense. However, I used to be completely obsessed with Doopliss and Vivian, so I have a soft spot for them as a pairing, too. If you wanna have a playful dispute over either of these, PM me. I'm awkward to talk to, but I think it’d be fun and fun-ny XD –shot for cruddy word humor-
Fav Kirby Pairing: Knowledgeshipping. One day, I’ll have written some so I won’t have to put this on my profile.
Fav Pokemon Pairing: I like loads of legendshipping, but I like shipping regular pokѐmon too. The only human pairing I’d ever get into is Dawn/Barry (gameverse) because it’s just so cute.
Fav Warriors Pairing: Am I allowed at least 20?
Fav Starfy (Stafy) Pairing: I like Starfy/Materu tons. Why did she have to marry Koraru, Nintendo, WHYYYYY??? (Especially since Starly had a crush on him!)
In Indefinite Stories:
Kirby: Since I don't have any good ideas for this right now, I think I'll focus on cleaning up DDD (no, it's a story abbreviation for Dam Dadi Doo. Fooled ya!)
Well, that’s all for now folks. Go read one of Cos’s stories if you want more! (of course, there’s always the option of PMs)
12/18: I'm really, absolutely, sorry guys. Recently, I got so caught up in trying to publish a 'real' story to impress my friend and family that I lost my actual drive to write. In the period of five months that I haven't been on here, I've only written three pages of a real story. I think that I'll wait on that until I've finished writing here and practiced enough. I'll try to accept that my writing will never be perfect, only good...but I can certainly obsess over it!!! Get ready, people, I'm gonna get at least one story out before Christmas!
2/4: "Get ready, people, I'm gonna get at least one story out before Christmas!"
I must have had high ambitions and an ignorance to the fact that it's cold and flu season. And I must have though I had high speed internet. I am NOT lying; it took me five minutes to open a new tab to get to FFN.
(An extra note to Mario Kart fans: Rainbow Road does exist. It's a little side road in Tennesse. I'll upload a picture of it later on. _)
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