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Growing up... your best friend becomes your worst enemy. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework turns into restraining orders=/ Detention becomes expelltion. Soda becomes vodka. Undies turn into g-strings. Fake guns turn real. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst thing you could get from girls were cooties? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran fastest. War was only a card game. The only drug you knew was cough medicine. The only things that hurt were skinned knees. And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?... and to think we all couldn't wait to grow up.

Random quotes to remember

"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

'I Cried'

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your MOM, post this on your profile and title it 'I Cried'

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JENSON ACKLES!

Keep staring I might do a trick.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never memorize something that you can look up — Albert Einstein (did he really say that ? )

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I couldn't repair your breaks so I mad your horn louder

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile (Me: I was listening to music)

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste if you just wanted to copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [ ] You have been called a blonde.

so far: 3

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (*Removes glasses* Holy Flying Pepperoni...) [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far:9

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You type with three fingers or less. [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 12

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 16

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 20

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [ ] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 23

[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what?" a lot. [X] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 27

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A Bet of a Lifetime by TheOrangeSpark reviews
A childish challenge between teacher and student triggers a chain of events whose outcomes ripple across the Ninja World. As the dominos fall, crashing on the shoulders of the Child of Prophecy, one question needs to be asked. Will he bear it all, or crumble under the weight of the world? Starts slow paced at training trip. Canon Divergence Fic/w Naruto Character Development.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 371,994 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Naruto U.
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Years later, Elite Jonin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team, determined to keep them safe in a world at peace. Or: Obito surviving wrecks everything, in twenty steps or less.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 399,640 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 429,037 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 5,721 - Follows: 5,791 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 424,834 - Reviews: 6406 - Favs: 7,556 - Follows: 8,106 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
Naruto: Lemon Chronicle of the Incubus Prince by YagamiNguyen reviews
AU, heavy smut with plot. Naruto Uzumaki, a proud Shinobi of Konoha with the dream of becoming the Hokage. That is, until he comes across a Succubus in the middle of the night and discovers his true heritage. The road to become Hokage might be farther than ever, when human women, Kunoichi and demonesses of all kinds now lust after him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,471 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 5,819 - Follows: 5,338 - Updated: 6/13/2021 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9121 - Favs: 11,059 - Follows: 11,576 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tales of Two Ninjas by Magma Writes reviews
A series of unrelated short snippets and one-shots centered around Naruto and Hinata and their past, present and future. (Fox Demon AU, Zombie AU, Fantasy/LotR AU, Samurai AU, Gangster AU, Master/Servant AU, Spy AU, Superhero AU, Hogwarts AU, Arranged Marriage AU, Memory loss AU, etc.) NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,912 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 5/8/2021 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 204,759 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 7,251 - Updated: 5/5/2021 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Need to Become Stronger by Sophronius reviews
Even with the world's most powerful demon in your stomach, saving the world is not that easy. Any young ninja who wishes to survive to fulfil his ambitions must first learn that some problems can't be solved with any amount of chakra, and that battles are decided by the time swords are drawn, not when they are sheathed. (Rational!Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 279,655 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 2/28/2021 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,698 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Time Travel for Dummies by Byakko Loki reviews
Team 7 finds themselves nearly a decade into the past—but there's a catch. None of them realize they've ALL gone back... Needless to say they find it a bit frustrating that things are seemingly changing without their direct influence. Watch as they make fools of themselves trying to keep their time traveling a secret from one another, all whilst they desperately try to change fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/29/2020 - Published: 8/15/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
Discontinued. Rebooted in Born Weapons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,736 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 9/22/2020 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
God of Fertility by Kurogane7 reviews
Warning: Extreme Smut. Long ago, before the Juubi's rampage, there were gods. Then those gods vanished, and with them, so did men. Now, Uzumaki Naruto must do his duty, as the god of Fertility...and Lust.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,016 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 3,889 - Updated: 7/24/2020 - Published: 8/16/2015
Naruto Asunder by NowLessWrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,679 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Prank? by PrinceMittens reviews
Naruto ends up in his 12 year old body. Armed with near unparalleled power, there is much he could change. Whether those changes would affect the future for better or for worse is uncertain. In fact, the entire world that he was now in was probably one huge prank. There's no way he'd been sent back in time because time travel is impossible.. right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,735 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Not So Far Away by NeonZangetsu reviews
"I shouldn't be alive. But for some reason, I am." He's lost everything; his friends, family, even his home. Defeated, crippled, ripped away from his world and cast into another, the son of Minato finds himself in a galaxy Not So Far Away. Thrown into a war between good and evil-what could possibly go wrong? Crossover with the Force Awakens! NarutoxRey. Please be Nice!
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,863 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 3/2/2020 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Finn, Rey, Naruto U.
Bleached Whirlpool by Caliburn0 reviews
Hello, my name is Urahara Kisuke. I'm a humble shopkeeper looking for assistance. We handle every spiritual and non-spiritual being looking for mostly niche products. Possible repercussions of taking this job include, but are not limited to, death, permanent maiming, death, emotional scarring, soul extraction, death, the end of all existence, and falling in love with a cat.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 171,931 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Triptych by ksuzu reviews
Sarada wanted to be the first Uchiha Hokage. But she may have to become the first Hokage, period. [Warring Clans Era] [Time Travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,285 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Sarada U.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,113 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 4,473 - Updated: 5/25/2019 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24596 - Favs: 20,798 - Follows: 20,367 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 10,365 - Follows: 9,573 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Yajuu Sannin by Shredjeep777 reviews
While exploring the Team 7 training ground, a young Naruto happens to stumble across a strangely shaped kunai embedded in a tree. Years of frustration and deciphering later, he finally cracks the fuinjutsu formula hidden along the handle to surprising and painful results. At the same time, a ghost of the Otsutsuki sets in motion a plan to end his family's eternal conflict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 257,769 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 6,291 - Follows: 7,193 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Team Seven
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 5,567 - Follows: 6,268 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,432 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 3,625 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Twigs by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7750 - Favs: 11,817 - Follows: 13,744 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
The Intent to Live by intata reviews
"Taichi Yamanaka. That's my new name." See what the addition of another Yamanaka will do to the timeline. Will he screw everything up? Probably. Semi-SI OC fic. 'M' for bits of violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,971 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 7/16/2016 - OC
Uneasy Lies the Head by Hiiraeth reviews
It's been almost two years since the war and Konoha is at peace- until an untouchable stranger shows up and very nearly succeeds in assassinating Konoha's Sixth Hokage. With every sign pointing towards a dead man as the aggressor, Team 7 has to fight to keep their makeshift family intact. [Kakashi & Team 7-centric. Background canon pairings, eventually canon divergent]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,840 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Eyes Wide Shut by EndoplasmicPanda reviews
Nagato acted in desperation. Konan acted in haste. Now, with an unwanted gift and his world on the verge of war, Naruto must open his eyes. (An attempt at a better Rinnegan!Naruto fic. Canon up until the Pein arc. NOT NarutoxKonan.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,786 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Naruto U., Konan
Senju's Heir by Seldom Prodigy reviews
Few knew of Minato's relation to Tsunade and Jiraiya of the Sannin, but fewer still knew of their violet-eyed grandchild: Naruto. They say traits sometimes skip a generation, so when Naruto used Mokuton in a show-and-tell it shouldn't have come as a surprise... Trained from a young age, Naruto will teach the world a new meaning to the name Senju. (Senju Curse of Hatred, Mokuton)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,789 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Seven
A Man of Iron by Mr. Chaos reviews
Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels
Crossover - Ironman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,751 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony, Jon S. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 3,973 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Deus Ex Naruto by The BadAss Writer reviews
What do you get when you mix three bored goddesses and Naruto? Follow Naruto as he fights, has sex and eats ramen as he makes fun of everyone else just because he can. Godlike Naruto. BAMF Naruto. Gore. Lemons. Incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 190,323 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Naruto U.
Difference in Perspective by SnowAurora reviews
"For whatever odd reason, that little kid living across the street would always catch Bucky's eye when he was with the others. And really he could never figure it out until he started watching him more carefully, because Steve somehow stood out from the others, and it wasn't because of his small frame." [Short character study of Steve from three perspectives following CA:TFA]
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C., Bucky B./Winter Soldier, H. Stark - Complete
The Battle for Ascendancy by Darth Selendis reviews
AU: Light vs Dark, Biju vs Humanity, Village vs Village. Wars of all types have existed in the world as far as anyone can remember. Naruto is born with a soul of purity, a strong human spirit, and a bond with the embodiment of hatred, a biju name Kurama. What side will Naruto choose when each side actively manipulates his life to gain him on their side?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 725,549 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Common Sense by Jfoodsama reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was neither a genius nor an idiot. He didn't need fancy bloodlines or sparkly eyeballs to become great. No, the only thing that he needed, and what would distinguish him from the rest, was Common Sense. Butterfly Effect. Smartish!Naruto. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U.
To Restore a Clan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
There was no such thing as a Clan Restoration Act, to Sasuke's disappointment. But that didn't mean it wasn't technically possible to have multiple women give birth to his children. It was just... a bit more complicated. [SasuHarem, NaruHarem, crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U.
DxD: Gamer by The BadAss Writer reviews
When I died after making my first bad decission I wasn't expecting to be reborn in a world of Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels and Yokai. I wasn't expecting to the be the 'main character'. I wasn't expecting for my life to become a game. I will, however, make the most of this peculiar situation. SI OC as Issei! Badass Main Character! MassHarem! Lemons!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,689 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 5,773 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016 - H. Issei, OC
The Jonin Exams by HowdeeCoyote reviews
This is not where it started. These Exams aren't the beginning of Sasuke and Sakura. But, important things aren't defined by their place in life; they are defined by their influence. This is a ride of doubt, angst, and pure romance all bundled into one incredible adventure. Grow with us. Learn with us. Join us for The Jonin Exams. [Post "The Last" Mature&Dark themes, Lemons]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 239,398 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Start a War by ThatOneTard reviews
On Hiatus. With the Akatsuki split, Naruto joins forces with Nagato and the Taka to bring peace. But even with the Rinnegan, Sharingan, and Bijuu on his side, winning the war after losing so many battles won't prove easy. When Naruto started this war, he never considered the consequences...until his new family came into the picture. NaruHina SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,398 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Naruto U., Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Hawk
Taking The Hit by TheEliteLabRatsLover reviews
Because true friends take the hits for each other.
Crossover - Flash & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Barry A./The Flash, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Thea Q., Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Naruto: Strings and Theory by MixzremixzD reviews
Puppeteer Story: For Naruto it was simple; He was going to become Hokage and his village held the tools and records to make his dream a reality. Still, the pressures are mounting and for a rookie the opposition does not sit and wait. Will he hold onto his destiny, or will he be just a puppet in the hands of those that seek the Ninetails.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,156 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Chuunin Uzumaki by Vadaes reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, or so they say. A decision to promote someone is more than a recognition, it is a placing of burden on some young and inexperienced shoulders. It may not be pretty, but the village needs two new chuunin to lead its newest generation and Tsunade has to make a choice. History takes another course and a certain genin is very excited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 154,710 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Team 7's Ascension: Lines in the Sand by Eilyfe reviews
Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,163 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Coldhearted by Sand-wolf579 reviews
Villains rule the world AU: Cameron wasn't a heartless or cruel person, but he pretended that he was. Because he was a villain, and that was how villains were expected to be.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,599 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Cameron M./Icicle Jr., Richard G./Robin - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,687 - Reviews: 8949 - Favs: 10,256 - Follows: 8,658 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Kurama of Konoha by Ralyx reviews
The Leaf has burned. The Hokage has fallen. The last remaining honorary shinobi chooses to defy Fate itself by travelling back through time, and now must work to save a village that hates his very existence. This time, if anyone tries to push his partner around, well, they'll have another thing coming. Smart, strong Naruto! Kind (male) Kurama! Unified classmates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Game of Shogi by ThatOneTard reviews
(COMPLETE) What if Hinata had never confessed? The board is set and the pieces ready. Upon the destruction of Konoha, Naruto's capture, and Danzo taking the Hokage's seat things are looking bleak. When in shogi the goal's to protect the King, how far is Naruto willing to go to do so? So begins the Final War. Starts in 437. M for language, violence, and later sexual themes. Angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 281,862 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Nagato U., Danzō S. - Complete
Story of My Life by Katla reviews
"God, I hated you." Tony tossed out the statement like it was nothing. If Pepper had been there, she would have heard the truth behind the words, the decades-old resentment. She wasn't there, of course. And Steve didn't — couldn't — hear the truth about this or about anything, apparently. So nobody heard. Story of Tony's life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 7,801 - Follows: 5,504 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lavender's Blue by Virtually Forgotten reviews
Naruhina drabbles for naruhina month 2016. 23. Scars: "Why don't you look me in the eyes anymore?" "Some scars remind us of something beautiful."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Turtles Forever : A New Beginning by Hannurdock reviews
It's been a week since the Turtles from the 2003 cartoon met their 1980's counterparts. However, the dimensional interference has bought chaos to the multiverse and suddenly ninja turtles find themselves uniting with other versions of themselves - bringing together the Turtles from the 2007 movie, 2003 cartoon, 1980's cartoon and the 2012 cartoon. How will they all get on? AMENDED.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 77,550 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Shredder
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 8,991 - Follows: 6,875 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Team Bonding by Staacey reviews
Growing up is always awkward and puberty is always the worse but don't worry your teammates will be here to make it even harder!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Minato N.
The Theta Protocol by JDKloosterman reviews
The Avengers will never know, but without Coulson, the Age of Ultron would never have been stopped. Director Coulson, outgunned by Strucker's considerable resources, turns to old friends and new enemies to counter the rising threat of Hydra and find the missing staff of Loki. (Or: Missing scenes from AoU and AoS that mesh the two much better)
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Complete
Banging a Brat by Ippikki-Ookami reviews
Tsunade gets drunk one night and Naruto calls her granny. She'll teach him to call her granny! Her and her fellow kunoichi! Warning:Contains rape! Naru/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Shizune, Tsunade S.
Vulnerable by Kishoto reviews
The final scene from alexanderwales' Metropolitan Man, retold from Superman's POV.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2015 - L. Luthor, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 837 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Princess of Konoha by BloodRed13 reviews
AU fanfic: She was the most striking beauty he'd ever seen. Strong, cold, and standoffish. But she'd acknowledged his existence. And he wanted her to do it again…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 536,608 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Pretty Pretty Prankster by Alabaster Ink reviews
Hinata was beautiful and, unfortunately, the rest of the world agreed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 238 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
A Lot Like Never by Quinnec reviews
All he can do is kill. Again and again and forever. (Kakashi does not return from the war unscathed.) Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 1: Sean Lends a Hand by High Plains Drifter reviews
After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,005 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S. - Complete
Uzumaki Bloodlines by PENTUPFURY2 reviews
What if the uzumaki clan wasn't destroyed before naruto was born? What if The clan was matriarchal and migratory? Strong Naruto! Konoha bashing! Harem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,782 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Fate Can Be So Cruel by Pandafan91 reviews
After 20 years of being forced to live as a slave, Po finally returns home to the Valley, searching for the one man who has kept him from losing hope for so long. His Dad. After his return, Po is greeted by the man who has caused him so much pain, and who was the cause of so many years of Po's suffering. Master Oogway. Will Po accept his destiny and overcome his hatred for Masters?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 242,333 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Po, Oogway, Tigress, Mr. Ping - Complete
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Lemon Chronicles: Days of Peace by stormarrow reviews
The Elemental Nations are finally at peace. A 17 year old Sakura wished to properly repay her blond teammate for all he's done for her, not knowing her plan will effect so many of her fellow kunoichi. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Lemon Chronicles by stormarrow reviews
Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
At Eden's Gate by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Death does not mean the end of duty. Not for him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2014 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 609 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 6,457 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
A Different Jutsu: Part One by Alky Uchiha93 reviews
One small choice, Naruto figured he was no good at shadow clones. So he looked further on the Forbidden Scroll and came upon a jutsu that could push him to whole new heights...Ninja Art: Soul Drain. familial team seven, bit of swearing and could be seen as violent. you've been warned. First fic! NaruxHinaxTenxTayux?, SasuxSakuxAyaxKinx?, KakaxAnko. PART TWO: SEQUEL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,796 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hollow by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
His name was Obito Uchiha. His age at the time of death was thirteen. He held the rank of chūnin. He is survived by his sensei and two teammates. He will be missed. "Sorry I'm late, Obito... but I guess I just got lost on the road of life."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Torune
Steve's Journal by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Not wanting to take up his teammates' time with all of us questions about history/pop culture/etc, Steve keeps a notebook full of all of his questions, observations, and other things he wants to look up later when he gets a chance. Steve learns about Sarah Palin, the Jersey Shore, Youtube, and how to successfully troll the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hinata's Problem by Power of Touch reviews
When she was just a baby Hinata was heavily affected by the Kyuubi's chakra she needs to be near Naruto. Now he's returned from his training trip and the need has grown to be very, very powerful. Lemons in later chapters, you have been warned. Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11311 - Favs: 7,738 - Follows: 4,855 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Connecting the Dots by JDKloosterman reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,918 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hiruzen Sarutobi's The Gods of Shinobi by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
A collection of the esteemed professor's most influential works and theories compiled from the notes of the late Hiruzen Sarutobi by his son Asuma Sarutobi and his grandson Konohamaru Sarutobi. Gen, Crack, WMG, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hiruzen S.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Weather Underground by Julia456 reviews
Azari finds himself - and the other Avengers - caught up in an old cycle of revenge, hatred, and cold-blooded murder.
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Azari, James Rogers - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 275 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Reflections by jwg676 reviews
He is the gallant Jiraiya... and he is dying
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 958 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 356 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Twenty Sannin Truths by Calliope Epsilon reviews
Twenty truths about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. Errant Sannin nothings in dramedy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2006
Fingerprints on Glass by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers up to and including the Chuunin Exams. Set two years preseries. Kabuto visits Kakashi's hospital bed with the intention of studying the Copy Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete