Millie joe Armstrong
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Hi I'm Millie and I'm 16 and a obsessive fanfic writer and youtuber (:P)

(\ _ /) This is Bunny.
(O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!!!!!!!
MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my favorite things

singer: billie joe armstrong/gerard way/ ANDY BIERSACK/ jeffree star

band: fricking green day/ black veil brides

colour: black/red

song: Christie road Green day

food: salt and vinegar pringles

film: dunno?

actor: Misha collins, Jensen Ackles, Jared padalecki, Richard speight, Matt smith, David Tennant, Jim beaver and Mark sheppard

actress: Genevieve Padalecki and Daneel Harris-ackles

country: AMERICA

sport: is sarcasm a sport.

OTP: Bike Billie/mike frerard, Sabriel, Destiel, CROWBY

tv show: Supernatural

now some random stuff

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you love love love smosh copy and paste this to your profile.

if you listen to justin bieber as punishment because your behind on homework copy and paste this into you profile

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you have ever randomly burst out into song, in a public area, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a member of the MCRmy, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fan of MCR, copy and paste this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle!

98 of teens would go crazy/commit suicide if JUSTIN BIEBER jumped off a building. If you are one of the 2 yelling "JUMP, -BEEP-, JUMP!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a geek and proud to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read The Umbrella Academy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in The Black Parade, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate labels/stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel the urge to cut someone when they say "Cheer up, emo kid" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the kids who would slap someone who disses Gerard's hair (or Gerard in general), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever snorted something random like Smarties, Fun Dip, etc... copy and paste this into your profile. (actually, it was donut sprinkles thanks Tré cool)

80 percent of teens have switched to rap. If you are part of the 20 percent that rocks out every day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever entered a store through the door labeled 'exit', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support homosexuality, even though you're not like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick and tired of being called 'emo' when you aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you drink Pepsi like it's your drug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee fetish, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random stuff:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


() you play video games such as legend of zelda and super mario

() You love hoodies.

() You love jeans.

() Dogs are better than cats.

()It's hilarious when people get hurt.

(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.

() Shopping is torture.

() mushy romance movies suck.

() you don't get twighlight.

() You own and/or have owned an X-Box.

() Played with Hot wheels’ cars as a kid.

() At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

() You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.

(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

() You watch sports on TV.

() Gory movies are cool.

(x) You go to your dad for advice.

() You own like a trillion baseball caps.

() You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

() Baggy pants are cool to wear.

(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

() Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors.

() You love to go crazy and not care what people think

(x) Sports are fun.

() Talk with food in your mouth.

() Sleep with your socks on at night.



() you love someone you'll never be with

(x) You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.

(x) Cats are better than dogs.

(x) You love to shop.

() You wear mascara.

(x) You love the color pink.

(x)Go to your mom for advice.

(x) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

(x) You hate wearing the color black.

() You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

() You like wearing jewelry.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

() You like hanging out at the shopping center.

() You don't like the movie Star Wars.

() You were in gymnastics/dance.

() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed.

() You smile a lot more than you should.

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.

() You like wearing body perfume.

() You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid.

() Like being the star of every thing (sometimes).

(x) you hate gory movies.

TOTAL: 12 (lol wuut)

smile because i can see u. joke

i'm adding a note in my profile to an author who has inspired me to be different her name is thefirstlostgirl1987

she is a brilliant writer and has written very good stories such as the secret life of oscar cole and her latest story pick me up so i can fall back down. READ HER STORIES REVIEW THEM AND PM ME WHEN YOU REALISE HOW AMAZING SHE IS. thank you. xxxx


watch smosh if you do then i'll stop staring at you through your window


legend of zelda rocks

millie loves Anthony Padilla 4 EVA

If you think Canada is AWESOME, copy and paste this to your profile, Eh!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

LOVE U DEVON XOXO nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan,Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Sandy11-1990, JoaNymAr12, Hitsugaya16, RarusuRinnu1310, -Rowann Redfern- darkdream jashin, Ice Prince Hitsugaya, Gaara of the Desert564, Millie Joe Armstrong


gerard way

"If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail."

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."

"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..."

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?"

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."

"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone." "The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."

"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."

"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."

"When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different."

"There's such a lack of sex in music"

"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years"

"I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time." (talking about high school)

"I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular." (Gerard on why we should give a damn about MCR)

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"

"Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks"

"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become."

"What I Like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."

"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..."

"Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all."

"That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!"

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

The Soundtrack of My Life.

Put your iPod/music player on random shuffle:

Opening credits:milky milkshake by smosh (already established as awesome :P)

Waking up: demolition lovers my chemical romance (i guess that means i'm really depressed)

First day of school: i'm not okay (i promise) my chemical romance (sounds about right for school)

Falling in love: i heart burgers smosh (ummm... O.o do i love a burger)

Fighting: party poison my chemical romance (yeah ...O.o)

Breaking up: how you remind me nickel back (i suppose it goes well)

Driving: baggy trouser madness ( what? that would fit better for school)

Flashback: lifestyles of the rich and famous good charlotte (don't even ask)

Mental Breakdown: kill the dj green day (well i don't think killing a dj goes well with a mental breakdown)

Getting back together: look for love 5 year old billie joe armstrong (yeah thank you mobile phone)

Prom Night: monkey wrench foo fighters

Wedding: 2000 lightyears away green day (that settles it im playing this at my wedding love you bj)

Birth of a child: sweet child o mine guns 'n' roses (this fits really well)

Final battle: know your enemy green day (yet again this fits really well)

Death scene: fallen angel black veil brides (yay!)

Funeral: st jimmy green day (o.O don't know weather it fits or not!)

End Credits: supermassive black hole muse (yayayayayay)

Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you? oh love by green day

2. Will you have a happy life? cancer my chemical romance (uh oh ouch)

3. What do people really think of you? bodies drowning pool (ummmmmm)

4. Do people secretly lust after you? let yourself go green day (ok my phone has officially been sent to a looney bin)

5. How can you make others happy? boxman for president smosh (become president?)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

let me smell yo dick riskay (ok what?)

7. What should you do with your life?

the one that turned you gay shane dawson (okay what the hell!)

8. Will you ever have children? i miss you blink 182 (i'll let you decide)

9. What is some good advice for you? dance dance fall out boy (okay so i have to dance ... okay)

10. What do you think your current theme song is? waiting green day (ok thank you mobile i fucking love this)

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is? thank you for the venom my chemical romance (i wouldn't mind that either)

12. What song will play at your funeral? die die die my darling metallica (well now i'm already dead so what would be the point)

13. What type of men do you like? he's turned emo lancashire hot pots (well i am fond of emo flaps and guyliner)

14. What is your day going to be like? longview green day (wow a boring day fuck!)

15. Why are you here? this song is a curse frank iero

16. What will people remember you for? this ain't a scene it's a god damn arms race fall out boy (okay)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow? st jimmy green day (i have that stuck in my head now)

19. What will this year be all about? chocolate rain tay zonday (umm okay)

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: gangnam style parody computernerd01

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

i write sins not tradgedies panic! at the disco (okay!)

22. Your message to the world: warning green day (yeah bitches live without warning)

23. Your deepest secret: redundant green day

24. Your innermost desire: viva la gloria green day

25. Your oldest memory makes you think: east jesus nowhere green day (wow a lot of green day well i suppose the majority of my songs are gd)

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: working class hero green day cover

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: planetary go! my chemical romance (yeah i do mutter to myself ruin everything)

28. Right now, your feelings are: teenagers my chemical romance (i am a teen so i guess im scared of myself -looks in mirror- ahhh!)

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that: girls don't like boys good charlotte (what the actual fuck!?!)

31. You’d describe you best friend as: american idiot green day (pretty much)

32. Your friends describe you as: basket case green day (oh great support my friends)

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell: don't talk to strangers hedley (okay i am officially going to yell this at some point)

34. Your philosophy in life is: welcome to paradise green day (im trying to find paradise)

35. Your farewell message to the readers of this: hitchin' a ride green day (hitch a ride off of my profile!!!)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

--If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

--If you have an odd sort of relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are always listening your Ipod , copy & paste this to your profile!

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile. (YUP me, Emily, bekah and bailey have names i'm billie joe Emily is Tré cool, Bekah is Ollie jackson (bj's mom) or dan howell and bailey's gerard way ha ha bet you never seen that coming but yeah we obsess over each one we're nicknamed after so you get the point)

if you sit and think about swapping lives with someone like billie joe armstrong copy and paste this into your profile

i just realised my name is millie judith alder and billie sounds like millie so we have almost the same name bja and mja AWESOME!! IM A FEMALE BJ!!

If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (SOMETIMES?)

If you sit in the dark with one tiny little lamp so you can see wasting away the hours on your laptop copy and paste this into your profile.

If your not what they would call a social butterfly copy and paste this into your profile.

Picture this: 15 years from now, you're in a world famous band. One night, after a concert, you have an autograph signing. Three girls come up to get your autograph. When the first hands you her poster, and you ask what her name is, she says: Bandit Way. (Copy and paste if you know who this is.)

Taken From phsyco invader's profile


[x] You can see what cannot be seen by normals

[x] You believe in the inconceivable

[x] You refuse to give up childish qualities

[x] You always ask "why?"

[ ] You live in the clouds

Total: 4 :3


[ ] You have Positive, Negative, and Cognitive thoughts mixed together.

[ x] You're constantly paranoid

[ ] You're hypersensitive to criticism, feelings, and insults etc.

[ ] You're hostile, and have some anxiety

[x] You Have blank expressions, and stare when deep in thought

Total: 2 :o


[x] You like to scare people for the fun of it

[x] You find an interest in those way younger/older than you

[ ] You know how to make anyone succumb to you

[x] You have an "inhuman" talent (turning my eyelids inside out and making a freaky noise with my tongue)

[x] You take standing out in the crowd to a whole new level (i try to)

Total: 4 :P


[x] You find cemeteries and dead things fascinating

[x] You can talk about blood and gory things with a smile (talking about why i think abortions should be legal and grinning)

[ ] Things like coffins and zombie portraits are nice accessories to a house

[x] You wouldn't mind living in dark and horrific world with no sun

[x]You are happy about gloomy and Gothic things

Total: 4 ;)


[x] You shout excessively about nonsense

[x] You are constantly hyperactive and nutty

[x] You are eager for mischief

[x] You can make a scene and be comfortable with it

[ ] You look up to horror movie villains

Total: 4


[ ] Being cruel is a good thing

[x] You enjoy watching others suffer (only too my enemies)

[x] You like to hurt others (only my enemies)

[x] You like torturing characters (yeah)

[ ] You would rather watch someone get beat up than help them

Total: 3


[x] You like being in pain (only sometimes...not sure why...)

[ ] You enjoy letting people hurt you

[ ] You let yourself get hurt

[ ] Being cruel is a good thing

[ ] You like being submissive no matter your opinion

Total: 1


[x] You are obsessed with something

[x] Video/Computer games are more than just a pass time

[ ] You know how to do technological things normal people don't

[ ] You prefer to read and/or collect comic books over most things

[ ] Glasses are an accessory, not a necessity

Total: 2 3:


[x] You are not interested in most things

[x] You usually don't have a bias about anything

[ ] Your purpose in life is to live and die and to do nothing more

[ ] You usually don't show emotion to things

[x] You are pretty much carefree about everything

Total: 3


[ ] You are brisk-fully cheerful

[x] You are very energetic about most things

[ ] You are usually optimistic

[x] You can get overexcited about nothing

[x] You are very enthusiastic about almost anything

Total: 3


[ ] You are passionate, soulful, and earthy

[x] You prefer and do styles of different eras other than your own

[ ] You usually smell strange to others

[x] You are outlandishly vulgar or eccentric in a humorous way

[x] Looking very different from normal people is essential

Total: 3!


[ ] You like wearing bright funky clothes and having unnatural hair, eye, and make-up colors

[x] You are extravagantly enthusiastic and speak in a wild manner

[ ] Techno music is essential

[ ] Late night parties and wild celebrations with loud music is a way of life

[ ] Glow sticks are the way to light up a night

Total: 1


[x ]You are skilled with manipulating people

[x ] You are skilled at "acting" and fooling people

[ ] Having multiple relationships at once is a fun/good thing

[x] You have a devilish charm

[ ] You are selfish and arrogant

Total: 3


[x] You usually have false beliefs and/or opinions

[ ] You have mislead judgment

[ x] You have paranoia

[ ] You always think you do wrong things and are guilty

[ ] Aliens have kidnapped you and tried to probe you before you escaped and came back to earth!!!

Total: 2 XP


[ ] You give in to conformity of what everyone else does

[ ] You are perpendicular!

[ ] You are free from any mental illness.

[ ] You have an "average" intelligence

[ ] You didn't click anything from any other category!

Total: 0 who want's to be normal not me. 0u0

bye bye bye bye bye bye


I LOVE BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!! IM ADDICTED TO HIM AND PROUD OF IT! someone get TLC on the line i have a crazy addiction that i'd love to share

my s.w.a.g





My stereotypes

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I hate blood when im on my period though)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.


I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

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Slendy Toy with Jeff by Invader'sZim and Snow white reviews
Tittle pretty much says it all but anyway Jeff draws of Slendermans face and well kind of leads to a lemon but the ends is a little spiral cause it ends with whatever bleh I dont know hard to say lol please review
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012
Bed Ridden: A Hetalia Version of America's Economy by TheNumber1Hero reviews
America was fine in 2007 but only 12 moths later America was Hell and it still is. This is the story of what it is like for Alfred during his nation's second depression. Rated T because of USUK, other possible pairings, and minimal cussing. (Abandoned and UP FOR ADOPTION! Rules and info in newest chapter!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - England/Britain, America
You Liar by Salvatoresis13 reviews
Green Day Fic. Adrienne's been lied to too many times. AU
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011
This is NOT A DIARY! by ZoologyKaM reviews
Hello strange humans! My name is Purple! I am a smeet of the superior Irken race. This is my journal that I am keeping to stave off boredom of training in the Undergrounds of Irk. I'll let you read it as long as you don't tell Red about it, ok? Hey guess what! I saw Tallest Miyuki earlier! [Will be updated/completed eventually sorry!]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,968 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Purple, Almighty Tallest Miyuki
The Only Hope For Me Is You by hollybrighton reviews
Ben was incredibly, irrationally, head-over-heels in love with Travis, that much was sure. And it was up to him to fix the gaping hole in his best friend's heart. High-school AU, M for smut and dark themes. Contains OCs, but only as supporting characters.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
No Teen Drama During a Zombie Apocalypse! by Junjou-DeathNote reviews
What if Ben wasn't the only teen at The Motor Inn? Two new faces, one familiar and one new, how will their presence affect not only Ben, but everyone around them, plus the story? Only one OC, and of course there are spoilers involved here. Rated T due to coarse language and future gore
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 163,612 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Don't Give Up by Junjou-DeathNote reviews
AU and Spoilers for Episode 5. Remember the two people who were lost in the alley of Savannah? Switch them with the other two people. What would the outcome of that be like? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE **Discontinued. Sorry. :(**
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012
All That Remains by DbKiT reviews
What if Ben didn't fall? Would he be able to keep his promise to Lee and protect Clementine?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012
Chemical Zombies by I Am Not A Duck reviews
((Just finished re-editing the whole story so now most of the grammar mistakes should be gone and/or fixed)) My Chemical Romance in a zombie Apocalypse
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
fate mcr by tears of venom reviews
gerard and mikey have a terrible life, being abused by there father. when frank introduses them to his friend fate, who has become anerexic, they hit off pretty well. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. gerard way mikey way bob bryar frank iero ray toro.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011
Flashbacks by FriendsTvFiction reviews
Chandler Bing has always been a one for mischief, and when his friends brought along an Ouija Board to his house, he couldn't help but join in when they called him a chicken. He thought nothing of it until staying at the same house as an adult, when he starts to hear strange bumps coming from upstairs... Re-view please!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Chandler B., Joey T.
The Misadventures of The Way Brothers by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
Drabbles about Gerard and Mikey being Gerard and Mikey. From childhood to old men and in no order. Mostly AU. Number five: Eyeliner.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012
Smoke and Mirrors by SynObsession reviews
Let's face it high school sucks, but there's always that one person that helps you through it all. Falling from the top isn't the best experience ever, but it's not too bad if someone's there to pick you up. They say that highschool sweet hearts never last, but let's prove the world wrong. Or maybe they're right... Black Veil Brides. BVB. Andy Biersack / OC. R&R
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
The Funniest People in the World by Metchii reviews
At age seven, Naoya Tashigawara knows more than most other kids his age about how cruel life is.
Another/アナザー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naoya T., Tomohiko K. - Complete
Distractions by Okori Yo reviews
Thoughts keep distracting Teshigawara from more important matters.
Another/アナザー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Naoya T., Tomohiko K. - Complete
Mistakes at Christie Road by Jalpha reviews
Not technically rated M, but lots of swearing. Based off of real life events, except that the slash is fabricated. Mike Dirnt/Billie Joe Armstrong SLASH Green Day- goes along with the song Christie Road
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
My Brother, Gerard by theescapist99 reviews
MCR Story. On the day of Gerard Way's funeral, Mikey laments on their relationship. Oneshot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
How to Take Care of Mikey Way by ShayminLove98 reviews
You just bought an Adopt a Mikey Way, but have no idea how to take care of him! Well, here's a manual!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
All It Takes Is A Ransom, Frerard by StereoRiptide reviews
The Way brothers lost their parents to an accident three years ago, leaving comic artist Gerard full custody of his infant brother. Now 23, Gerard is realizing that juggling work and raising three year old Mikey isn't exactly an easy, or fun, job.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,314 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
Stuck in an Elevator With Andy Sixx Oh Boy by Kenny Lee Chud reviews
This is my fanfic one shot about Andy Biersack, or Andy Sixx as you might call him. Hope you like it!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
B is for Better by skyway05 reviews
A My Chemical Romance Bob/Mikey fluff-filled one-shot. Mikey's sick and Bob is, as usual, trying to be a comforting friend. Part of my ABC prompt challenge.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
The Time Billie Joe left Joey in charge by Crazy Patchworks reviews
Billie Joe Armstrong and his wife Adrienne went somewhere for a day and left their son Joey in charge. This might mean trouble.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011
Mama by XxyourchemicalromanceXx reviews
For Gerard Way, there's nothing worse then being a foster kid in his own biological family
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Let's Go Shopping! by HikaruWolf reviews
Part of The Many Adventures Of Green Day. Oneshot. Crack. Green Day go to the Supermarket and all hell breaks loose
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Forward! To Disney Land! by HikaruWolf reviews
Part of the Many Adventures Of Green Day. Oneshot. Crack. Green Day visit Disney Land and not everything goes to plan...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Doughnuts and Rooftops by HikaruWolf reviews
Part of the Many Adventures Of Green Day. Oneshot. Crack. Tre eats a doughnut and Billie Joe and Mike must deal with the hyper-Tre
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
The Way by HarrysHorcruxes reviews
Mikey is put to the test for love, his brother and his life!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The water on the pier reviews
This is just my interpretation of BEN Drowned's backstory
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2014