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Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Ten Too Many by RobinL reviews
Some women can't handle one husband. Hermione is getting ten. Thank you very much, Voldemort. Marriage Law meets Harem!Hermione. Post-DH. Hermione x Harry, Lucius, Draco, Kingsley, Gregory G., Rodolphus, Cormac, Neville, Arthur and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,831 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
Tale of the Reaped by Montosse reviews
(Rewritten) Four 7th year Slytherin boys; Rosier, Wilkes, Avery, and Snape, take over Hogwarts. Chaos fills the corridors as muggle-borns are hunted and tortured. Snape is convinced by his colleges that he needs to submit to his sickest, most perverted whims. Lily is no longer seen as an image of beauty and past memories, but a target meant to be hit. Snily-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Snape's Child, Harry's Sister by The Little Anonymous Author reviews
Little does Severus Snape know, he and Harry Potter have a connection that goes far beyond Lily Evans. As an unsuspecting father and an orphaned brother...a young girl is about to forever change both of their lives. (an edited/chronological version of this story called "Harry's Sister, Snape's Daughter" has been posted).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,739 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Severus S., Harry P., OC - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by Bari Sax Player reviews
Being a double agent is a stressful job and Hermione's worried about Professor Snape. But what is he doing all alone in an empty room with the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret Ingredient by revengerufus reviews
Severus gets a late night visit from a most unexpected person with a most unexpected confession.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Questions and Answers by BlueWater5 reviews
When Professor Snape and Harry Potter find themselves in the infirmary at the same time, the resulting conversation gives Harry much to think about. Mentor/non-slash story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Unwilling Mistress by AbbaLane reviews
Severus wanted nothing more than to be Lily's, utterly and completely. Will his dreams come true when the Dark Lord delivers her to him as a war slave? Warning: BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Letter by The Dabbler reviews
On the eve of Harry's seventeeth Birthday, he recieves a letter from him mother. Really? Did it have to be so bloody scarring? Parody. Character Resurrection. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Toby and Jim's Long Journey Home by HappyAuriga reviews
Our favourite potions master and our teenage hero are caught in an ambush.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,316 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by sevanderslice reviews
A recently widowed and severely injured Lily Potter is brought to Hogwarts with her one year old son. Dumbledore puts Severus Snape personally in charge of her care. Snape/Lily, Pre-Hogwarts, Alternate Universe, Spoilers through The Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
A House Elf's Needs by Chaos-chick3 reviews
Dobby's needs aren't being fulfilled at Hogwarts. In a last desperate attempt, he seeks out Hagrid for help. Slash! Now over 3000 hits, yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Rubeus H., Dobby - Complete