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Joined 06-06-03, id: 397437, Profile Updated: 01-16-12
Author has written 1 story for Rat Patrol.

A devotee to the Hogan's Heroes fandom. I also enjoy Star Wars, X-Files, Combat!, Harry Potter, Rat Patrol, LOST, Stargate: Atlantis, Temeraire, and West Wing fanfics as well.

If you have nothing better to do, feel free to check out my C2: "The Best of HH Fanfiction." It was the first C2 in the fandom and can be a good introduction into the types of stories and styles one can expect in the Hogan's Heroes fandom. Next update will be in 2012-ish.

http://www.fanfiction.net/c2/5679/0/1/

Newest additions feature an object lesson in choosing officers who handle sensitive material, an instance where Hogan gets far more than he bargains for when trying to contact an agent, an introductory Act One to an impressive vision of Klink and Schultz, a gritty and touching "The End" story to operations at Stalag 13, and a fan favorite HH doctor who gets his own story... Check 'em out if you haven't already!


The Standard Disclaimer: I don't own the characters and I'm not making any money off of them. Fanfic = Free Advertising.


Works in Progress:

Rat Patrol: Desert Sketches: A series of vignettes on RP characters. Tie-in to to Desert Horizons.

Special thanks to my two betas, O-Ra and Victoria, who managed to proof the first chapter, "Return to Owner", in time for a Christmas post. Thanks you two!! Of course any remaining goofs are all mine.

Rat Patrol: Desert Horizons: An ambitious undertaking that chronicles the trials and tribulations of Hans Dietrich; from Poland to VE-Day.

LOST: Ozymandias: A short piece on the man who is Jacob's nemesis.

When is your next Update...? It looks like the end of 2011(strikethrough), beginning of 2012, is my new target to aim for an FF(dot)net update. Thanks for bearing with me and feel free to check out, if you haven't already, my short Dietrich story "Rats!" on my LJ. I also have two other WiPs on LJ although they have sloth-like updates.

Anon Review Reply: Wooden Nissen huts? Yes, there were wooden Nissen huts in use by the British RAF during WWII. They weren't especially common (which is why you won't find their existence on the Wikipedia page, for example), but they were there. Believe me, I spent a couple hours worth of research before making David's Nissen hut into wood. I thought it fitting: wood would be would be much more appropriate for a temporary structure (not to mention more comfortable) in a desert environ. Thanks for the review.

Past Books: Star Wars: Shadow Games by Michael Reaves & Maya K. Bohnhoff, Star Wars: Darth Plagueis by James Luceno, Chasing China: A Daughter's Quest for Truth (Kindle Ver) by Kay Bratt, Star Wars: The Old Republic: Darth Revan by Drew Karpyshyn, Dead Funny: Humor in Hitler's Germany (Kindle Ver) by Rudolph Herzog, Five Months on a German Raider: Being the Adventures of an Englishman Captured by the 'Wolf' (Kindle Ver) by Frederic George Trayes, Star Wars: Heir to the Empire (20th Anniversary, annotated version) by Timothy Zahn.

Present Books: Secretariat by William Nack, History: A Brief Insight by John H. Arnold, History of the Second World War by B.H. Liddell Hart, 1942 by Winston Groom, Cavalry in Future Wars (Kindle Ver) by Friedrich von Bernhardi, Uncle Tom's Cabin (Kindle Ver) by Harriet Beecher Stowe, The Life of Abraham Lincoln (Kindle Ver) by Henry Ketcham and other various "classics" on the Kindle. If you have an e-reader, definitely head to Project Gutenberg. Loads of free e-books available. You can never run out of things to read...which is both a good and a bad thing.

Future Books: Various books, texts, and articles on globalisation, erratic international public policies and historiography.


Current Fav. FanFictions:

Star Wars fanfiction "To turn to the Dark Side, Press Three" by frodogenic. PG. This is one of those stories that one should enjoy even if you're completely unfamiliar to the fandom. The only thing the reader needs to bring to this story is the knowledge that there are aspects of (any & all) health care systems that are inherently ridiculous... If you meet this prerequisite and find that this fanfic doesn't startle a laugh out of you than it may be time for you to visit the doctor!

Harry Potter fanfictions "Resonance", "Revolution", and "Resolution" (WIP) by GreenGecko. PG13. 'Gecko makes her own canon. The world Harry lives and works in, is both real and magical. Subtle readers be on the lookout for symbols gallore - also be prepared to mark three or four days off your calendar if you choose to read: epic is only the beginning. . . .

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Resolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 787,878 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Teaching Credentials by ruth baulding reviews
The intimidating Jedi Master Jorus C'Baoth publicly questions Obi Wan's capacity to train the Chosen One.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Uses of a Sandwich by Laura Kaye reviews
Newly-minted Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi struggles to keep his balance in the face of an unexpected challenge- meeting his Master's first apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Four Ways in Vain by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
"Duty is, he thinks, a strange word for it. It is not, after all, as if he must do his part in this war." Gong Su wonders where his loyalties lie; Langford James comes along for the ride. Spoilers for Empire of Ivory, written before Victory of Eagles, utterly Jossed by Crucible of Gold, but there we go.
Temeraire - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 6,669 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to Padme Amidala by Evey1812 reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a PADME Unit!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
Revolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 397,328 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6006 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Waypost by Meridian1 reviews
Infamy spoils intimacy on all but the most special of days. Set before Bruce Wayne's return to Gotham in Batman Begins.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2005
What Nightmares May Come by Boadicia reviews
Leia has a near death experience and must depend on the spirit of Anakin Skywalker to return to the living. Finished, and edited to cure minor confusion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4593 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Magic Beyond by Kiki Cabou reviews
It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 395 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Things I Do For My Country by AGroovie1 reviews
-COMPLETE- One of Hogan's plans does not turn out the way he expects, leaving him in quite a predicament. Can he find a way out while still completing the mission?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
Sustaining the Wings, Part One by Team Blue reviews
Stalag 13 becomes the temporary stop over for a very important Gestapo prisoner, a US Army Major, who was kidnapped from England on orders from the Propaganda Ministry. But this isn't just any US Army Major....
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,771 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
The Good Samaritan by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. A story exploring Carter's compassionate nature.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Max Schweitzer's Horribly Bad No Good Rotten Day by bumblebuzz reviews
Have the Germans finally managed to capture the infamous Papa Bear?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004
Welcome To Stalag 13 by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! Stalag 13 gets a new senior POW officer: Colonel Robert Hogan. Prison life will never be the same. An idea on the genesis of the operation. First in a trilogy that continues with Be It Ever So Humble. Please R&R.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,810 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
Jokers Wild by ML Miller Breedlove reviews
All work and no play can make for a dull camp. So some of the men have decided to liven things up. Just a little "one shot". Complete
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Complete
Leia Organa, Jedi Knight by Julie the Tall Terror reviews
What if Yoda trained Leia to be a Jedi in ESB instead of Luke? Vader captures Luke in Cloud City leaving Leia and Han to rescue him before Luke gets the wrong training in the Force! Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,701 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Yoda - Complete
Time Passages by Incatnito reviews
Mac's trip to interview a witness doesn't go exactly as planned...
JAG - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,721 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003
Life Lessons Shaving With Snape by Mikee reviews
AU... Completely AU. Albus gets his favorite professor to instruct two of his favorite (Albus' favorite) students, and teach them how to shave. Silly thing that was begging to be written. Please don't flame me. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Severus S.
Ring of Steel by EJ3 reviews
Hochstetter circles the camp with his famous 'ring of steel' right when Hogan desperately needs to get to town. A compilation of 'Ring of Steel' and 'Bitter Comfort', with some new chapters added.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Complete
Invisible by FernWithy reviews
How Snape left the Death Eaters, saved the Weasley twins, and delivered James Potter's Invisibility Cloak to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Severus S., James P.
End Game by Patti and Marg reviews
Here is the last two months of WWII and the end of Stalag 13. Enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 140,568 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 9/30/2001 - Complete
Crisis of Conscience by TXMedic reviews
Sometimes we just end up in the right place at the right time. Complete. Please R&R.
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Complete
Hogan's Heroes: Genesis by Syl reviews
How it all started...Because I hate an unanswered question.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,092 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2001 - Published: 4/26/2001 - Complete
Heil Hogan by Vogel Greif reviews
Hogan is sent to an English POW camp to stop a German sabotage ring
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47,829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2001 - Published: 4/22/2001
Ursa Major by Nina Stephens reviews
Hogan faces one of the biggest challenges in his life when his world suddenly changes
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2001 - Published: 3/11/2000 - Complete
Desert Sketches reviews
A collection of episode tags and vignettes featuring major and minor Rat Patrol characters.
Rat Patrol - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009
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