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Joined 05-01-12, id: 3974681, Profile Updated: 09-11-12
Author has written 12 stories for H2O: Just Add Water, A.N.T. Farm, Doctor Who, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Merlin.

Name: Abigail

eye: blue

hair: brownish-blonde

age: classified

go for ? ship on show: folive on ant farm

live: Australia

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Abigail

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Abiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): red velvet kiwi (I couldn't think of anything)

4.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name,and current street name): Grace Elizabeth Bishop (I have 2 middle names

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lipabane

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): green Lemonade

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Bpepnje

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Therese

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ella or black Jessie

"what song are you listening to right now?" "Take a hint lyrics when it's sung by Victoria Justice and Elizabeth Gillies."

Do you like JB?" "If you mean Justin Beiber GODS NO! if you mean Jonas Brothers eh there okay!"

"favorite shade of green?" "sea green."

"who's your fave HoO charters?" LEO!,piper, Nico, Hazel, Annabeth"

"Jasper or liper?" "LIPER all the way baby!!!!!"

"do you scare people?"*goes over to person's house,20 mins later, leaves tramatized person behind*"does that answer your question?" "yes!"

"ethara or bennica?" "bennica,duh!"

"do you hate when there is hardly any liper fanfiction?" *angry shout* "OF COURSE I DO!!!" " QUIT asking depressing questions!!, don't make me come over again!" "YES, sir"!

"who's your favorite god from mythology?" "Athena, Poesiodon and Artemis."

"song that seems to be playing on every station,that annoys you?" "I'm Sexy And I know it- LMFAO!"

"Can i leave now?" "nope you're staying." "oh,well;as long as you don't have any sharp objects.*awakrd silence* "maybe."...well, yours in demigodishness,and all that. Peace out!

if you have ever had a crush on a fictional charter,copy and paste this on your profile and at the name(s) of the charters you have crushed on:leo valdez(HoO),Benny Weir(MBSAV),Fletcher Quimby (AF) and Nico di Angleo(PJO/HoO)

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him gain world domination.

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(O.o)

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(O.o)

Meet the Bunnies.Copy Them into your profile to help them on their way to world domination! Come join the dark side; we have cookies! And better yet, Merlin, Arthur, Edward, Jacob, Tristian, Peeta, and Percy plushies! Oh yes!!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!! :D

If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. :D :D :D

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water. (Done that...)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.(in progress)

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books. (The sea doesn't like to be restrain.)

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. (I live in Texas :o)

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (No! I am fan of both!)

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (sometimes)

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Ares/Hephaestus, Aphrodite/Athena)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(Nah)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little sister's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!! (I can't see without my glasses! Don't you dare look at my txts!)

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (xD).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico is awesome!!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed. (xD)

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Didn't see it. Seemed to wrong.)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations. (yepsie)

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo, as I said, we are just alike)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people (Well, I'm not a sane person)

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way! He is awesome just the way he is!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama :/)

You give friends and youself a godly parent, (Yea :D)

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(only have one :o)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. (Harry Potter and Percy)

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Duh! :DDD)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Yeas ma'am or sir..)

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Poseidon! :O sometimes Hades)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. (He is too :P)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(I wished v.v)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.(I am!)

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp)

When you can't sleep because of a thunderstorm and are so bored you listen to music, you blame Morpheus, Zeus, and Apollon

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

If you are a My Chemical Romance fan, you will repost this

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. No, I'm a fanfiction loving ghost!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you favorite other stories/authors on here, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you worry your obsession with Percy Jackson and the Olympians will get you sent to Hell copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul

Whatever you do, don't cheat!

CHINESE HOROSCOPE:

THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADNT.

TAKE 3 MINUTES - TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL. NO CHEATING !!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! It's very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise

YOU WILL RUI N THE FUN.

On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. ...)

next to 4, 5, & 6

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

Finally, MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME

THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2

THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7

YOU CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in SPACE 4

THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR

THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

IT IS STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK.

examples included

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

James

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Green

3. Your first initial?

A

4. Your month of birth?

October

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Mom

7. Your favorite number?

4

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

to be a famous actress (it's realistic)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.(that is a so true)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (Haha this thing is getting creepy)

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Rather true)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate. ( well that's cheerful, NOT)

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.(IT ALREADY IS!!)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.( that's partly true she is my mom)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.(computer quiz say what, I have way more close friends than that!)

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. (Hades Yeah! without adventure life will be boring)Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.(Ofc I'm "spontaneous", I do tend to please people)

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (YAY)

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Things to do

Things to do in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things to do at a movie

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit next to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

101 facts about...ME!

1.I'm listening to What the hell by Avril Lavigne

2. I have a duck quaker

3. QUACK!

4. I like saying meow

5. MEOW

6. why did I start this list

7. music just ended

8. started music again

9. my brother just deleted stuff about him -.-

10. QUACK

11. my brother thinks it's funny when he dies on Jak & Dexter

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Strangers Like Me by Hobbsy3 reviews
Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 84 - Words: 404,050 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Past Memories and New Realisations by kindskopf reviews
After their victory over Pitch, Jack has an emotional breakdown and tells the guardians everything he has on his heart. In later chapters the guardians will watch Jacks memories and finally realise who he really is.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost
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Heroes of Olympus: Blade Of EnchANTment reviews
What happens when new people join camp half blood and what if most of them have an Advanced Natural Talents? Trouble that's what. Now a magicians sword has missing. 7 people are going on a quest to find it. COMING TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Leo V., Olive D.
Modern Merlin reviews
What would happen if the Ants were modern day merlin characters. What would it be like. T just in case. OCS needed. R&R
Crossover - Merlin & A.N.T. Farm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Morgana, Olive D.
my babysitter's a vampire but with ants reviews
this is my babysitter's a vampire but with the ants as the characters rated T because of violence. VOTE IN MY POLL!
Crossover - A.N.T. Farm & My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012
A Scaly Secret reviews
what happens when Olive moves to Australia gold coast . Who will she meet?, what will she become? Am I ever going to stop talking in Questions? Read and find out. R&R. Theme song in Chapter 4. VOTE IN MY POLL!
Crossover - H2O: Just Add Water & A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Olive D.
Life of a Demigod reviews
So this is a SYOD story, remember that the original character's aren't in here. There are 7 OCS in the quest (4 of your's, 3 of mine). Please send in your OCS. (OPEN)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2013
Folive Songfic reviews
This is a folive songfic story though the lyrics arn't in here. I don't own Ant Farm or the songs. Some are Hurt and comfort without the comfort.
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Olive D., Fletcher Q.
Avalon Green's Romantic Misadventures reviews
So this is the sequel to My Secret. I got permission to write it by fallen angel 559. Avalon Green is your every day girl except she has a secret she's an ALIEN! join her in her Romantic Misadventures! T just in case
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Benny W., Erica
Status Quote reviews
A year ago Olive and Chyna moved schools. 6 months ago Chyna became one of the mean girls. Now Fletcher moves from Webster high to the school Olive and Chyna moved to how will he cope to find out Chyna is now mean. Will friendships bloom, feelings fly and secrets become uncovered. Rating may go up in later chapters. OCS NEEDED. VOTE IN MY POLL!
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Fletcher Q., Olive D.
Benny Weir reviews
When Benny gets bitten by a mysterious young vampire from the Victorian era. How will he cope? Rated T just incase COMING TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU! VOTE IN MY POLL!
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Benny W., Erica
OC contest reviews
get your ocs to hangout with the ants, the demigods from percy jackson, the wizards and witches of harry potter, the fairies and humans from Artemis Fowl. VOTE IN MY POLL!
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012
The Artemis Fowl and Ant Farm Show reviews
Hello and welcome to the first ever Artemis Fowl and Ant Farm show were we answer your questions you are dying to ask, show you the toughest game show, toughest camp competition, interviews and the latest gossip all for those in Artemis Fowl and Ant Farm. VOTE IN MY POLL!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012
Doctor Who the 2 companANTs reviews
The Doctor crash lands in Olive and Cadence Doyle's bedroom. Now Olive and Cadence are the doctor's new companions or should I say CompanANTs. Join them on new journeys to defeat old and new enemies rated T because Doctor Who is PG. VOTE IN MY POLL!
Crossover - Doctor Who & A.N.T. Farm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, Olive D.