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Joined 05-01-12, id: 3975772, Profile Updated: 11-12-13
Author has written 18 stories for Metalocalypse, and South Park.
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    Good Hair Day by Misty Day reviews
    High school AU. Pickles and Toki do each other's hair after school. Meanwhile, Nathan and Skwisgaar have detention.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Pickles, Nathan E.] [Toki W., Skwisgaar S.] - Complete
    Sincerely, Skwisgaar by PastelLibertarian reviews
    After Magnus takes Toki away, Skwisgaar starts writing letters to cope.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Skwisgaar S.
    things we do without by kinnoth reviews
    Pickles leaves first. He was always the most sensible of them. originally written before 4x11 and 4x12 aired; details based off of pure speculation and wikipedia spoilers
    Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
    Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
    You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
    Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
    Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
    On Sex by Lotos-Eater reviews
    With titles like this, who needs summaries?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,878 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
    Unacquitted Love by L.R.T reviews
    Skwisgaar gets the wrong idea when Nathan and Toki decide to write a song together. SkwisgaarxToki. Blood. Rating based vaguely on Adult Swim's 14 standard. See bio for author's notes.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Nathan E. - Complete
    A Solid Gold Telephone by murderofonerose reviews
    Eventually they’ll figure out that there is such thing as too much, but they’re not going to admit that until they absolutely have to. S/T slash.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
    Skwisfrogg by H.J. Bender reviews
    Toki Wartooth is a sadistic, selfish, evil little brat. Skwisfrogg is a kindly amphibian who rescues Toki's toy plane from a well. But when the frog comes to live with Toki, things get hilariously violent. T/S SLASH
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
    In Other Words by H.J. Bender reviews
    Credit cards. Teenagers. Mopeds. Mustard. And another word for hate. S/T
    Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
    Tokirella by H.J. Bender reviews
    This is quite possibly the heaviest, metallest Cinderella story you'll ever read. Magical guitars, guardian god-trolls, and a three-night long headbangers' ball...be there or go die.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
    You Don't Go Up There to Fish by sparklecringe reviews
    “Are you trying to tell me,” he began slowly, “That this, ah, marriage... *didn’t* stem from a fit of drunken madness?" Toki/Skwisgaar, gay marriage, unrepentant mush.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
    The Usual Reasons by aliwildgoose reviews
    Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
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    Attending Fuckface Academy reviews
    Toki Wartooth, a stoner skater boy with a terrible home life, falls in love with the lead guitarist of a grunge band, the beautiful and foreign Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Oh, and the other guys do some stuff, too. AU.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 146,394 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.]
    Woodpeckers
    In the late 1800s many Scandinavians immigrated to the Great Lakes and took jobs in the logging industry. Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth were among them. AU.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,156 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
    Duncan Hills Coffee Shop reviews
    A 19-year-old deadbeat, Skwisgaar takes a job at a coffee shop to save up enough money for a Gibson Explorer. Things go awry. AU.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Serveta S. - Complete
    Rich Boys Don't Marry Poor Boys reviews
    Summer love is the last thing Skwisgaar expects to find during his stay at Andromeda's Vineyard as a newly rich twenty-year-old, but for a servant boy, Toki Wartooth proves endearing. AU. Skwisgaar/Toki, others.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/7 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Nathan E., Pickles
    Tarantism reviews
    The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Skwisgaar and Toki preklok preslash.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] - Complete
    The Mordhaus Archives reviews
    Collection of drabbles, ficlets, etc, of all variety, though you can count on a heavy dose of Skwisgaar/Toki.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,827 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Nathan E., Pickles, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
    Graduation Day reviews
    Teenager AU. Toki experiences some lasts. Sequel to Blowjobs and Milkshakes.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] - Complete
    Those Fucking Oneshots reviews
    Companion fics to Attending Fuckface Academy but can be read as separates. High school AUs. 1st: It's the first day of Winter Break, and Nathan has just gotten his license. 2nd: Murderface meets Dick Knubbler at the worst party he's ever been to.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Nathan E., Pickles, W. Murderface, D. Knubbler
    The Corpse Paint Chronicles reviews
    The history of Skwisgaar and Toki's relationship as told through their most sacred ritual.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] - Complete
    Blowjobs and Milkshakes reviews
    Teenager AU. Toki experiences some firsts. Skwisgaar/Toki.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
    Common Language reviews
    Everything is shaky and he finds solace in the kid. Skwisgaar and Toki and the early days.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
    It Sucks to be Fifteen reviews
    Damien deals with puberty and Pip, mostly unsuccessfully. Damien/Pip.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Kenny M., Pip P., Satan, Damien - Complete
    Religion in Thirteen Parts reviews
    This is the story of the lover gods they tell children. Skwisgaar/Toki.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
    The King of Carrot Flowers reviews
    Through everything and through all, they learned what each other's bodies were for. Or, Stan and Kyle grow up and deal with all the things that come their way. Conceptual with root in Neutral Milk Hotel's In The Aeroplane Over The Sea album.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Kyle B., Stan M.]
    If I Only Could Make a Deal With God reviews
    Toki and Skwisgaar face demons in light of recent events.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
    Shirtless and Fat and Crying in Hell reviews
    The apocalypse comes to South Park Middle School, and Kyle is pissed. Style.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
    Acetylcholine Blues reviews
    In his half-forgotten life, Toki isn't quite sure that Skwisgaar is real, but he loves him anyway. It's only slash if you want it to be.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
    Song and Dance reviews
    Sex and love entwine as Skwisgaar finds surrendering to be a bittersweet, but necessary, business.
    Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete