Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Okay, so I've been reading fanfiction.net for months now and I didn't feel the need to set up an account until yesterday. Well, now I have and I have no idea what I'm doing so I'm just going to introduce myself.
Nicknames: 4thwall, Wally, Giggles, Shotgun, Jellybean, Jr., Bubbles, Ohdat (only my sister can call me that), Jordy, Danny, etc. (I've got a few more but I forget what they are.)
Horoscope Sign: Taurus
Zodiac Animal: Rat
Likes: Anime, violins, violas, fanfiction, puzzles, snowglobes, anything to do with Peter Cullen
Dislikes: Sentinel Prime (mostly Animated and Movie-verse), gossip, cauliflower, bad animation
Hobbies: Reading, surfing the internet, daydreaming, slacking off with video games, beading, puzzles
Favorite Music: Country (it's a different sound for every band); Simple Plan, Kelly Clarkson, and Jesse McCartney; Acapella, like Straight No Chaser, Home Free (I love Tim's voice X3), and all that good stuff; all music from the Guardians of the Galaxy and the Marvel universe
Favorite Shows: Castle, SWAT Kats, Human Target, Teen Titans, Sgt. Frog, Pokémon (it's gotten less sucky since Dawn left), Transformers (all; omitting Beast Wars, Energon, and Cybertron; they screwed Ironhide over and the animation is horrifying), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Favorite Movies: Anything Marvel, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, The Princess Bride, The Incredibles (anything Pixar really), Transformers (except the third one; the third one makes me mad)
Fun Facts: I am literally Black Irish. My folks are Black and Irish. My Transformers Faction is Autobot!
Reason for Pen Name: Okay, I love this question. How'd you come up with your username? It's like this. I'm going to write a story, in which, I will be placing myself in amongst the Anime and Cartoon characters. It's as simple as that, and it's what we're basically doing as fanfiction authors.
Writing Style: I can write a story after watching movies and shows related to the subject or if I'm really psyched about something. Requests and One-shots may be written alongside my current stories.
Request Policy: I can write you a story based on next to anything; but I won't write slash (yaoi/yuri), bestiality, or sex. So if you come to me with any of those thoughts in mind, you can do one of three things: ask someone else to do it, get off your lazy butt and write it yourself, or let me genderbend and/or humanize one of the characters. Also, give me a heads up on what show you want the story written from. I might not know what characters you mean, so I'll need to watch some episodes for background.
Growing Up: Terror Twins
Know that no matter what happens, no matter how long it takes, I will never give up on my stories.
The Many Nicknames of Peter Quill
Inspired by real events and interviews in Chris Pratt's life that I've seen on YouTube. Open to requests.
Breaking Walls (Parts 1-4)
A series of multi-crossover stories that each consist of many shows, cartoons, movies, and anime, and always have a continuity of Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and DC heroes. I will begin this story right after I finish Growing Up: Terror Twins. . . . I may have to begin it now.
Growing Up: Gladiator Pits
Growing Up: War Machines
Growing Up: Peace Time
The Secret Life of Jordan the Fangirl (Parts 1-?)
A Breaking Walls sequence of mini-stories that will be written after the main series is finished.
A Guardians of the Galaxy request from XxShodowfangxX.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Stupid, stupid instructions:
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Yes, I adimit it! It's activated by a pressure sensor on my pillow.)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Is this one of those things that I'm supposed sneak into the store bathroom?)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Really? I thought it was used like a phone!)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(I hate suggestions!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
(Huh, I wonder why that's there? *turns box over* Crap!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
(I had no idea.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
(But I love the burn!)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Yes, because little four-year old Timmy loves driving his Hummer to the mines when he's sick.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(You should never buy SLEEP AID because it makes you SLEEPY.)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(You need instructions . . . to eat PASTA?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(What was it doing IN the kid in the first place?)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Man, I was gonna light up those stupid wormholes with these!)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(I love paradoxen. See Brian Regan's Smart in School for the explanation.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Man, I got this stupid thing for the other use!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(Thanks for the very informative warning. I couldn't have guessed from the title of the product that it had nuts!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(How do I open it? Why did I even get nuts? I'm allergic!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitials.
(First, I was cutting down a tree for my neighbor. Now, I'm cutting down the gene pool for stupid!)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Yeah kids, you need fairy dust and the magic feather to do that.)
(You guys will just love this one.) On my friend's jacket tag: Wash when dirty.
(. . . Really.)
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (It's the original black box with a green logo.)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I always wore a firefighter helmet when I was playing as a kid.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Phases of childhood)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (I'm a wimp, so it depends on the level of gore. I can't handle stuff like 300 or R-rated films in general.)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Only on Sundays)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Again, only on Sundays, unless it's one of my key necklaces. I love keys.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (This one is just plain wrong.)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I only had like three classes, but I still went)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (Let the world know you're happy!)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I'm not obsessed, I just like spares when my current pair falls apart.)
You care about what you look like.(I am not vain or conceited, I just don't want to leave the house looking like garbage.)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.(Does stripping them down and matting their hair count?)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
Result: According to this test, I'm a tomboy.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. (This one really applies to me.)
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. (Every parent has this wish. XD)
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Random fan stuff:
I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME! copy and paste this if you want to help.
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Proud to be and Autobot!
If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS!
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from the '07, '09, '11, '14 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, Mixchick, Iridian NightShade,warriorkat21, creepy-wolf, T'Reilani, youllbeinmyheart1997, IBrokeThe4thWall
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime, Jazz1 Flynn, Iridian NightShade, warriorkat21, creepy-wolf, T'Reilani, youllbeinmyheart1997, IBrokeThe4thWall
Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, ilikeanimeandmanga, Dark Maiden95, IBrokeThe4thWall
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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