
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, Extracurricular Activities, Resident Evil, and Transformers.
Hello :)
Important note: Im currently working in The Rose and The Bull, Love Conquers All , and Burning Love like a Phoenix are still in the works AND Love Conquers All WILL BE Re-written, so it might take a while,but dont worry, Ill update them at some point wherever I have some free time, and Im not writing The Rose and The Bull, I sincerely apologize about the lateness, Life, family, and bad luck kept getting in the way, but dont worry I havent forgotten about you, my dear readers, again sorry for the inconvenience :)
Important note: Im going to Re-write Love Conquers All, Its not going how I wanted it to go, so It might take a while, and Burning Love Like a Phoenix is in a temporal Hiatus, both stories are in a temporal Hiatus at the moment, sorry. Ill check the chapters and see what needs to be changed, so, please, be patient with me...
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PaleAngel_90 ;)
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Also, a follower of one of my stories had this Stereotypes sucks thing and thought why not :P You bold the ones that apply to you...
It's for if you disagree with most stereotypes, and as a person who has a few 'controversial' friends and being a bit weird myself I wanted to see how many apply :P
I copied my friend and added descriptions of why I think the ones that apply to mean are idiotic...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.- I'm not stupid, being careful using condoms, lube and taking time it's important.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. - A bitch?, no, incredibly blunt?, yes.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. - Pfft, see?, that's a prime example of an indoctrinated moron.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. - I don't hate the world, I simply dislike those mindless morons who are so Inept that either try to "convert" you or curse you either for being different or for being simply yourself.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.- Normally I have more self-control than that, but depends on how hot you are, either how horny I am or you make me be, And IF you're a guy, if not, it won't work, 100% gay here lol.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. - I'm neither, but hey, I look pretty good in black.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. - I admit I USED to be quite easy in highschool, but that changed a long time ago, having your heart broken, and being cheated on, makes that.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. - I simply don't follow the hypocrisy of fashion, not that I like whatver shit they sell anyway, I have pretty simple tastes where dressing is concerned.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be GAY. - I'm getting tired of you accusing me of being gay, it's fucking evident, give me a stud and you'll see JUST how subtle I am while I stare, and possibly drool over him lol.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. - That would be weird, most of my male friends are either taken, or straight, but no, I just go for one man, and if possible I form a faithful relationshipwith him, I'm very faithful.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. - I don't complicate myself following any fashions, I dress with comfortable clothes, I don't give a shit about what anyone thinks about it.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm (part) GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. - I am, but if you have something against gays, then no one forces you to hang out with us.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.- I've been told that I'm quite handsome, have mesmerizing eyes, and a fantastic ass, but I've never cared about that, if you like what you see, good for you, if not, then bad luck (shrugging).
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. Everyone's unique, and I'm not an exception.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.- Actually I don't eat a lot, it's just hard to lose weight for me.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. - Growing up surrounded by bigots and homophobes in highschool, kind of doesn't allow you the luxury of being naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. - If you're insinuating that I'm a poser, then you're painfully mistaken, I never pose, or change for anyone, I am who I am. Period.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. - It depends if there's good chemistry, and there's at least a few people I know, also I'm not a big fan of big crowds, specially when I don't know anyone among said crowd.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. - I admit that my sense of humor is kind of kinky, and perverted, sadistic even, but I am far from being crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. - Do you think that if you insult me I'll give a flying shit about what you say?, keep barking insults, you're only putting yourself in shame each time you open that mouth of yours.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. - That's simply a different kind of art, If someone doesn't appreciate it, then don't waste both my time and your breath moaning over how childish it is, if you don't like it fine, but shut up.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.- Oh, you have no idea, but compared to what I've seen, I'm boring lol.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. - I've been told that I'm intelligent and cunning as a fox, as for weak, I've been told that I'm strong, but well, I can't haul heavy loads, my bones torture me afterwards.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. - Far from it, I'm actually a metalhead lol.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.- Dear, for that I would have to be straight, and have a girlfriend, and neither applies to me lol.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. - Actually I was quite... Infamous in Highschool, as one of the few gays out of the closet in a very religious school, also I had quite a fame of being one of those who charmed the pants out of other boys(mainly straight) and ended turning them gay lol.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. - Not that I'm a Hippy, but just think of how much that helps to build a better future for everyone, try to look at the bigger picture, either that or we'll end up fucked, so pick your choice.
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. - What's that?, not that I EVER behave like a crazed fangirl, not that I'm a girl either lol.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. - I used to, but it's not so exciting anymore, besides Gaytube works wonders ;) lol.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. - I find them entertaining.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. - I read whenever I have the time for it. Not that it's any of your business, but I do see and hang out with my friends, whenever possible.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.- My government is filled with greedy thieves, and corrupts, tell me how the hell I'm not going to disagree with them? O.o (eyebrow arched).
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. - I'm gay, but thats irrelevant, I do love yaoi though, hot steamy, sexy yaoi.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. - Society labels everything, sometimes can be Irritating, and Annoying. (Sigh) but what can you do?.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. - Who doens't like either all of them, or one of them?, it's rare but there are people who don't like it, and it's respectable to not like them, but me?, I love them.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.- I've turned straight guys to gay before (many years ago), but why to complicate my life with that?, I go for the gay and single ones.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. - Don't even waste my time, If you'd try to "convert" me you would show me that you have neither a life or mind of your own.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. - I only drink very,very rarely, in special ocasions only, as for smoking?, I can't stand it.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. - I just have a lot of feelings...
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.- Pfft, not even close, I simply correct what's wrong, then do something else.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.-Pfft, no, I don't like to burden others with my problems, I'm very independent and rather take care of my problems alone, also I'm quite stubborn lol.
I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY do I MUST be addicted. - What I am, my dear, is bored, inmensely bored. Good games in Facebook to have some fun while I'm not writing.
I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Vampire
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork/geek/dweeb/whatever.- I wear them because I need them, I don't see a shit without them.
I have an STD/STI so i must be a dirty skank.
I'm a high school drop out so i must be a dumb slut.
Im Spanish, so I must be a hayseed, and like folk music.- I'm neither, actually I generally tend to like more english music, and I'm faaar too smart to be a hayseed, so I've been told lol.