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Joined 05-02-12, id: 3979663, Profile Updated: 07-16-13
Author has written 18 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Black Blood Brothers, Vampirates series, Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, Austin & Ally, Morganville Vampires, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

Ouran questions

What would you do if Honey woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Aren't you that dude from the cat food commercial?"

Kaoru walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Throw a shampoo bottle at his head.

Mori announced he's going to marry Renge tomorrow?

"KYOYA! Mori is drunk again!"

Nekozawa cooked you dinner?

"You eat it first."

Kyoya was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

"Shake him awake and yell "HEY DUMB ASS! I charge 20 bucks per minute, can't pay then lie somwhere else."

Haruhi suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"Aren't you Japanese?"

Tamaki got into the hospital somehow?

"Bring him flowers. It was probably my fault."

Renge made fun of your friends?

Burst out laughing and walk away. Then murder her in her sleep.

Yasuchika ignored you all the time?

No prob. I'd ignore me too.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Honey do?

Honey? I'd handle them myself.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.Sing The Never Ending Song on a long car ride. There is a song that never ends, never ends never ends, there is a song that never ends and this is how is goes...

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

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JohnDave A-Z by melancholyMisfit reviews
A series of JohnDave one-shots from A to Z varying in rating and theme. Updates whenever.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Dave S., John E.
Alice in the Country of Lemon by AttackonBakura reviews
Hey did you know? Every game has its rules. Set from the very beginning. Welcome to the Country of Lemon, where the cardinal rule is that pleasure and fantasies are reality. One-Shot lemon collection. Alice x Everyone. Yaoi too! WARNING: CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT! GRAPHIC SMUT NOT FOR KIDS! Requests Open! ONGOING COLLECTION OF COMPLETE LEMONS! Enjoy your stay in the Country of Lemon.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Alice L. - Complete
Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
BTT x Depressed Reader by oEnvy reviews
When you live a life of suffering, bullying, and depression; what happens when the BTT come into your life? And what happens when the 2P characters are thrown into the equation? Unexpected plot twists and feels ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,421 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - France, Prussia
The Quarry by Sariniste reviews
Halloween is approaching, and with it a once-in-a-century dark conjunction that offers the opportunity for evil to engulf the earth. A vampire lord reaches for power; all that stands in his way is one young girl and her unique ability. Vampire AU, AiHime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - [Orihime I., S. Aizen]
John and Dave's Coolness by Fangedmushroom reviews
Cool kids can't loose their cool says Dave Strider. What does John do to prove him wrong? This is my first fanfic. No hating please.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Piano Practice by LyingTurtle reviews
Bro often reviews and helps John out with his piano practice, so he doesn't suspect anything when a very different sort of practice comes into his email as a video link. SMUT, ONESHOT.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2013 - John E., Bro
Dave Strider's Hot Brother by cautiousAlbatross reviews
John realises Dave's bro is actually kind of really hot. Shenanigans ensue.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Bro, John E. - Complete
The Nanny by Splushie Balls reviews
Divorced, Bella finally puts her degrees in Childhood Development to work by accepting a job to be a nanny to the world's richest man, Aro Volturi. Although, no nanny has lasted two days with Edward, Alice, or Jane...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,006 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Aro, Bella - Complete
The bond between us by AmutoLemon L reviews
When she was little, Amu made a big bet with her older twin brother. After their parents divorced the two of them split, will they remember the bet when they meet again? Or, simply keep the usual bro-sis relationship?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,208 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Nurse me! by my-little-fantasy reviews
She just wanted to change the season... She had never thought that she would meet an ill prison warden! And she never wanted to play his nurse! (Pairing; Black Joker x Alice)
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,046 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Alice L., Joker - Complete
The Americans by Treeni reviews
Two really strange girls end up at Ouran because of the partial scholarships they recieve. One has QUITE a past and the other is afarid of the future can these two girls live in the present when they meet the host club? TamaHaru KyouyaOcMori KaoruOcHikaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by AnonyMiss731 reviews
[Disclaimer: I own nothing.] Proffesor Snape has a night time visitor. Surprise ending. Oneshot. Mild undertones if read by the dirty minded but nothing explicitly bad. Rated M. Please review it's only been edited once.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
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You ask, they awnser! reviews
Have a question, a dare or request? Do you have a thing to tell the hosts? Well now they can, and will, awnser. If you want the hosts to do somthing,they will!Just review and ask. Even you non member! Keep at T, T for safety. Ask away.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/9/2012
Here We Go Again reviews
We all know how Alice fell down the rabbit hole into the strange place called The Country of Hearts. But what happens if she never chose Blood? What happens when a chasm appears in the middle of the road sending four teens (who aren't exactly friends) and their cart tumbling1 down the rabbit hole and into Wonderland? Utter and total mayhem.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Ace, Alice L., Blood D., Nightmare G.
Requests For ANY Ouran Fanfic reviews
Can be any rating, or character. Just Read!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
The Ouran Mafia reviews
After Haruhi gets lost in the garden of some rich bastard. After Kaoru pulls out a blow dart. After Mori makes a stunning discovery. After so many devastating secrets are reveled, and so many things go so very wrong.After all is said and done, can Haruhi find love, in captivity? Or is this just another case of Stockholm syndrome?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Haruhi F.
Just your average, ordinary, girls reviews
It was supposed to be a simple plan. Go to school in Japan, keep our secret, well secrets, and avoid being noticed. But no! My crazy ass sister had to get us mixed up with the host club! If that's not bad enough, I can't seem to keep my mouth shut, secrets are dangerously close to being revealed, and I haven't watched TV in English in nearly a month! OCx? OCx? Harux?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012
AWESOME American Bitches at Ouran! What! reviews
A mock fic about what I don't like about fanfics. Just for fun, so please, don't take offense.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Winter Wonderland
(Y-N) couldn't wait to play in the snow, and to drag Ivan with her. But even in the icy weather, things get heated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Russia - Complete
Twelve Days Of Hetalia reviews
Because some people insist of making EVERYTHING into a song
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012
The nanny reviews
The only reason she took the job is because she was desperate.Now she got it all, her own car, a claim to fame, a huge manison, and a job working for the famous,rich, and incredibly hot Kyoya Ootori. Just one problem,his kids Renge, Nekazowa, and Tamaki have had 57 nannies,all who left in the first 3 days. Oh yah, and Kyoya is a total Jack a** KyoyaxHaruhi, some swearing. 100% fab!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Old Friends, new chaos reviews
DISCONTINUED
Black Blood Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
A Beautiful Disaster reviews
Within moments of meeting him, she knows his deep dark secrets. Can she save him from himself, or is she the one who needs saving? After crashing drunk on her couch, he doesn't think she can hate him anymore. He's wrong. Things are about to get dirty. After all, all's fair in love and war... KyoyaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Kyōya O.
The Playlist reviews
Mrynin finds a dropped item on the lab floor, that reveals a shocking truth. Oneshot!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Silly Goose reviews
A little one shot featuring Auslly, and Pickles.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Losing You reviews
In the end they'd taken it for granted, her love. They're were no physical signs, of course, her body stayed perfectly normal, where as her insides crumbled. They were forever, she was not. And now they were lowering her into the ground.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alice L. - Complete
Don't Deserve You (song fic) reviews
Lace song fic. Don't deserve you by Amanda Perez
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
I'll Be Seeing You reviews
Those words were a bald faced lie, designed to crush her heart. But in the end, it was true.
Vampirates series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Grace T., Johnny D. - Complete
Your Guide to surviving Tamaki! reviews
Title basically explains it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012
The story of Ouran salad cart reviews
Haruhi was just a little tomato minding her buisness. She never meant to spill that ranch dresing, join a club, or be mistaken for a vegtable! One shot, I own nothing, idea came from 0Alykinze0. Enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
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