Crystyna
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Joined 06-07-03, id: 397988
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings.

I'm Crystyna.

I'm a 17 year old radically hormonal, normally eccentric, semi-neurotic pseudo-neat-freak who aspires to be a writer/actress/Moulin Rouge dancer/Jedi/pirate/poet/hippie/professor/goddess.

Be afraid. Be tres afraid. And also, read.

And reviewing doesn't hurt, either.

Enjoy.


Likes: WRITING

Other likes:

1. Reviews that feature the word "because." Please, give a reason behind the sentiment. (Ex. I like this because_...You rock because_...even I think this is a terrible piece of fertilizer because_...is preferable to "Gr8 chappie update so0n grl.")
2. David Wright, because he's (a) a Met, (b) a 3rd baseman, (c) an awesome baseball player and (d) SO CUTE.
3. Ewan McGregor as a Jedi, a Big Fish, a bohemian writer, fully clothed, shirtless, kiltless, starkers, sunny-side up...
4. Johnny Depp, 'cause he's cool.

Dislikes: How 20/20 hindsight generally makes me go "What was I thinking?" (This can be related to what I've written, what I've said, but mostly who I've dated, with a few exceptions. Too few.)

Return of the 'Return of the Celery Sticks' by Legolas stalker reviews
That's right folks! Now YOU can get your VERY OWN SEQUEL for the low, low price of REVIEWING!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,591 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
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TYOII: The Sixth Year reviews
The Young Order is back and ready to face their 6th year. Innocense is fading while break ups, makes ups, and flirtation abound. Beneath it all, the threat of Lord Voldemort trickles its way into Hogwarts. What are Lily, the Marauders, and our OC's to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 9/6/2005
How to Raise a Family with Your BlacksmithPirate reviews
How to Raise a Family with Your BlacksmithPirate Husband. Third and last in the How To series. WillOC. ElizabethOC, and what PoTC would be complete without Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate reviews
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate Honey. Back from the dead at last. The trip down that aisle isn't all roses and birds singing. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,920 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
The Goddesses of Orlyism reviews
The Goddesses Of Orlyism co Crystyna and Laura 2003 get POWWED not zapped into ME to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out! But they quickly find that they're in for a surprise...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003
The Young Order reviews
Characters are Lily, James, Remus, Sirius, and two OC's named Treasure and Laurel, and that slime Peter Pettigrew. What were some select members of the Order of The Phoenix like when they were younger? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,608 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The reviews
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The Caribbean Sister WillOC. Elizabeth and her twin have been competing all their life, but when Elizabeth is captured, her sister joins up with Will and Jack to save her. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,869 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Complete