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Hi my name shall remain secret. I'm 14. I love to read write and listen to music. Basics of my life. I love non-canon but i will do some canon and a few if requested. Like I said I'm 14 so i don't do complete sex scenes.

Stories that i will write off of. ?= I'm not 100% that I'm writing off of it, but I might.

Night World

Harry Potter?

Seer series

Hush Hush

Fallen (Kate Lauren)

Twilight

Vampire Academy

Blue Bloods

Vampire Diaries

Evernight Academy

House of Night

Darren Shan/ Cirque Du Freak

Shifters (Rachel Vincent)

Blood and Chocolate

Nightshade Series (Andrea Cremer)

Raised by Wolves (Jennifer Barnes)

Percy Jackson (and The Olympians)

Daughters of the Moon

Sons of the Dark

Kane Chronicles

Heroes of Olympus

Trylle

Hunger Games

Uglies?

XPairingsX

PoppyxJames

JezxMorgead

SabinexDominic

NoraxPatch

LucexDaniel

BellaxEmmett

BellaxJasper

BellaxCarlisle?

BellaxPeter

BellaxJasperxPeter

BellaxGarrett

BellaxPeterxGarrett

BellaxSam

BellaxPaul

BellaxSamxJacob?

BellaxJarred?

BellaxJake

BellaxQuil?

BellaxEmbry?

BellaxDemitri

BellaxAlec

BellaxFelix?

BellaxAro?

BellaxMarcus?

BellaxCaius

RosexDimitri

RosexChristian?

SchuylerxJack

ElenaxDamon

ElenaxStephan

BiancaxLuke

BiancaxBalthazar

ZoeyxStark

Darren

FaythexMarc

FaythexJace

ViviennexGabe

CallaxRen

CallaxShay

PercyxAnnabeth

PercyxThalia?

PercyxArtemis?

PercyxAphrodite?

PercyxAthena?

PercyxHera?

PercyxDemeter?

PercyxHestia?

PercyxNymphs?

Vanessa

Catty

Serena

Jimena

SadiexAnubis

SadiexWalt

WendyxLoki

WendyxFinn

KatnissxPeeta?

KatnissxGale?

PrimxGale?

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kat*a

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave coulour and fave animal): Black Panther

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Monique Birch-Brush

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Rusaser

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Asianae

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Angel

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness;
everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty;
everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white;
everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird;
everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor;
everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different;
everybody is --

IF I WAS

An object : Book

A season : Summer

A plate of food : No idea never put any thought into it

An animal : Any big cat or wolf

A color : Red, Black, or White

A novel : Vampire Academy

A legend : Robin Hood

A fictional character : Rosemarie Hathaway

A movie : Any movie where the main character is a badass ass-kicking name taking bitch that is a girl ex: Rosemarie Hathaway.

A weapon : Sword/dagger/shuriken/stiletto (not the shoe the knife type of stiletto), tonfa or all of them. i prefer the last

A motto : "All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes." Winston Churchill or "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If one only remembers to turn the light on."

A bird : Eagle

An element : Fire or Water/Ice

A vegetal : Crying Willow Tree

A fruit : Pomegranate or Watermelon

A sound : Wind or the Ocean, ot even the Woods.

A climate : Humid Continental

A leisure time : Reading

A clothe : Tank top

A vehicle : Mercedes/Porsche/BMW/Lamborghini/Mustang/Comoro/Chevy/Ferrari

A flower : Rose or Lilly

A jewel : Necklace

A country : United States/Greece/Russia (I can’t quite decide)

A precious stone : ALL of them

A day of the week : Saturday

A musical instrument : Guitar or drums

A metal : Silver

A perfume : Forever Twenty-One

A drink : Water

A fear : Spider

A person I would like to meet : My soul mate

A passion : History, such as Greek History.

A letter : K

A musical style : All

An hour : Midnight

A sport : Volley-Ball

A quality : Honesty, Honor, Respect, Love (I know it’s more that one, but they are the most important ones)

A fault : Stubborn

A part of the body : Eyes that's my fave thing about me but my hair

A magical power : Sponge i can absorb every power so i have every power in every known universe

A website : Fan Fiction

A job : One that pays a lot

( )( )( )( )( )( )- _ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
( )( ) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧασѡ.
( ) ( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
( ) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟєʀ.
( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
( ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
( ) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
( ) ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
( ) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє α ƒʀɪєη,
( ) _ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Re-post this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Have you?

Have you kissed anyone? Yes

(If girl)Have you kissed a girl? Yes

(If boy) Have you kissed a boy?_

Have you ever done drugs? Yup Ibuprofen and Tylenol

Have you ever smoked? Yes

Have you ever got drunk? Tipsy

Will you? IDK

Will you get married? Hopefully

will you have children? Yep!

will you ever be a teacher? IDK

Will you ever be a doctor? IDK

will you ever be gay/lesbian? IDK

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

Someday-nickel back

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Do your own thing-Raven symone

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY?

Tell me that you love me- Victoria justice

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Don’t hold your breath- Nicole Scherzinger

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Till the dawn- drew sidora

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

What doesn’t kill you-Kelly Clarkson

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Fearless- Taylor swift

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Miss independent- Kelly Clarkson

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

I can- Nas

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

A public affair- Jessica simpsons

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Unwritten-Natasha bedingfeild

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Toxic-Britney spears

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Right kind of wrong- Leann rymes

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Just dance- lady gaga

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Funhouse- P!nk

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

She wolf – shakira

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Dance forever-allstar weekend

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Oh oh – Miranda cosgrove

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits: Cinderella-cheetah girls

Waking up: Genie in a bottle-Christina Aguilera

First day of school: Hurry up and Save Me-Tiffany Giardina

Falling in love: Stickwitu-PussyCat Dolls

Fighting: MyLove-Justin Timberlake ft Timbaland

Breaking up: Wrong Baby Wrong-Martina McBride

Driving: GoodLife-OneRepublic

Flashback: What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)-Kelly Clarkson

Mental Breakdown: Bullet-Hollywod Undead

Getting back together: Don’t Mess With My Man-Nivea ft LL Cool J

Wedding: 1,2,3,4-Plain White T’s

Birth of a child: From This Moment On-Shania Twain

Final battle: Cold Hearted-Paula Abdul

Death scene: Sparks Fly-Taylor Swift

Funeral: Goodbye-Kristinia DeBarge

End credits: Never Be Replaced-First Lady

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD if you are the first part second doesn't matter.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m JEWISH, so I must be rich.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Does it count if you spend over 3 years down south, and can bring the accent out?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd/bookworm.

I KNOW A LOT, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I don’t like showing my emotions so I MUST be a cold, heartless person
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

Time for a QUIZ!

RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No, no one is, sadly.
2. Tall? No, sometimes I wish I were taller... I am 14, and around 5’2”
3. In your pajamas? Yup it is 11:41 at night, you bet your ass I am.
4. Left handed? No I am right handed, though, I punch harder with my left hand

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: JJ
2. Talked to on the phone: Caroline
3. Person to text you: Shelby
4. Was today better than yesterday? I dunno. Maybe. I don't keep track of these things!

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 3, 7, 13, 16, 21, 63, 64, 69, 78

2. Color(s): Black, Red, and White

3. Fruit: Watermelons, and Pomegranate

4. Place: My head, at a local Church

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes.
2. Are you happy? Eh
3. Are you sad? Umm, kind of
4. Are you bored? Yes
6. Are you nervous? Yes
8. Are you tired? Somewhat

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Kat*a

2. Nick names? Kat, Kit-Kat, Kitty, Barbie, Princess, Darlin’, Hun, Babe,Sexy,Blondie, Pinky(I had pink died streaks of pink in my hair) need I go on?

3. Eye color? Blue

4. Zodiac sign? Capricorn

5. Male or female? Gender, or preference? Gender: Female, Preference : Male or Female

6. Slut? No I can’t be I’m a virgin

7. Smart? Whatever I say, it's going to be stupid and biased so I'll let you decide.

8. Hair color? Blonde……………

9. Long or short? Long what...? *narrows eyes* long hair

10. Sweats or Jeans? Depends

11. Phone or Camera? Phone.

12. Drink or Smoke? Yes and Yes

13. Righty or lefty? Right

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Allana Roy
2. First crush? Danny Rickson

3. First pet? My first that was mine, nd not my moms? A tigered cat named Bastian
4. First big vacation? Hampton Beach, for a week, I was exactly 18 months.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Water
2. Drinking? Water
3. I'm about to: Do nothing. Pull an all nighter on a sunday, on fanfic searching through profiles to add to mine.
4. Listening to? My Music( I can’t live without it)
5. Plans for today? Nothing, it is 11:53 pm.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both
3. Sensitive or loud? Both.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Probably.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes
3. Ran away from home? Attempted too, for about 7 hours

4. Broken someone's heart? I hope not...but I think so
5. Been arrested? No, I’m a goody goody, on the outside and in school, and in public. (I don't want to be but i am 14 and i have an over protective fam so i can't try anything!)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Depends
2. Yourself? Not Really……
3. Heaven? Maybe
4. Santa Claus?
No.
5. Love?
Yes.
6. Do you like someone?
Yes, two someone's
7. Do you believe in God?
Gods.
8. Answered the truth on all questions?
Yes, those were the rules right?

I'm the girl who every knows her name, for good or for bad. I’m the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I’m the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I’m the girl that walks like i am proud.

Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idot.

Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

Im the girl who isnt always a people person.

Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

THINGS TO DO TODAY

- 1) WAKE UP

- 2) SURVIVE

- 3) GO BACK TO BED

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just starts them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

read this if you hate racism.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

: 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help them selves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad ... Here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying

BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

. Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I kissed
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I smelled
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a birdbath
2--a monster
3--a phone
4--a fork
5--a snowman
6--a gangster
7--my mobile phone
8--my dog
9--my best friends' boyfriend
10--my neighbor
11--my science teacher
12--a banana
13--a fireman
14--a stuffed animal
15--a goat
16--a pickle
17--your mom
18--a spoon
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
21--a ninja
22--Chuck Norris
23--a noodle
24--a squirrel
25--a football player
26--my sister
27--my brother
28--an ipod
29--a surfer
30--a llama
31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--because I can..
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!

Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'


10. Only in
America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

You know you live in 2008- (2013) when...

I love this SHIT

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (This doesn’t apply to me, I just thought it was hilarious)

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

- Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

I'm one of those people who knows how to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

I've choked on milk and had it running out of my nose.

I despise anything like Glee or any pansy shit.

I trip over air.

I LOL when I hear 69

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever fell on the floor laughing your ass off about something stupid copy and paste thus onto your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re single then paste this in your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off your bed from laughing so hard, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, AnimeAries402, bluebaby3296

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, and you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.(I don’t ove it as much, but if I really wanted to I defiantly could)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.( used to be, but I’m not anymore)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again I used to, but I don’t anymore

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.(They used to.)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile.If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

- My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. =P

Only 5% of people would actually admit to these embarrassing thing on the web. If you are a part of that 5% that copy and paste.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

- One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Post this if you agree =)

Put this I pod on your profile if you
0 love music!

Put
This
On
Your
Page If
You
Have
Ever
Fell
Down The stairs

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Well, Damn if the doctors cute, screw the fruit.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

- yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, funsizedevil, myloveisagreekgod, GlowstickGirl, Kyla Catrina, Death's Girl624, hushhushmygoddess,

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Why Pick up Lines Never Work

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go."

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
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Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while still resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

1. Bella

2. Jasper

3. Rosalie

4. Emmett

5. Peter

6. Charlotte

7. Sam

8. Jake

9. Alec

10. Jane

Have you ever seen or heard of 1/3/9/10 fight?

Bella, Rosalie, Alec, and Jane no but there would be some major asskicking going on. actually yes but they were on the same side, does that count BTW the story was Danger Magnet by xtraxler

What about an 8/4?

Jacob and Emmett? Yea! Duh!!

What if7/5 fought?

Peter and Sam WHO KNOWS WHO WOULD WIN :D!!

What if 5 walked in on 7 and 4

Peter walked in on Sam and Emmett i have no idea what would happen

Would you make out with 1?

With Bella? She's a girl...Im a girl...Im not lesbian and she is not either...so...NO!

Has 6 ever walked in on 7 and 9?

Charlotte ever walked in on Sam and Alec? i don't recall a fanfic with that.

What if you walked in on 2, 5, and 4?

Jasper, Emmett, and Peter ummmmmmmmmm okay then call it a threesome

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Bella

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob depends on the fic

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie i like her when she is nice never really liked alice always thought she was controling and manipulative

Jasper or Alice

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper (Edward is the same as alice)

Carlisle or Esme?

Depends on the Fic

Emmett or Jasper?

Both

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Both usually love rose when she is nice

Esme or Charlie?

Neither

Charlie or Carlisle

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Sam

Sam or Quil?

Sam

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires

List You Favorite 12 Twilight Characters. It Doesn't Have To Be In Order.

1.Bella

2.Jasper

3.Emmett

4.Rosalie

5.Peter

6.Charlotte

7.Laurent (When nice)

8.Victoria (when nice)

9.Jane (When nice)

10. Alec (When nice)

11. Eleazar

12. Carmen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Charlotte&Eleazar? No Have you? i don't really want to though

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Rosalie?...Im a girl...and not a lesbian... but she is really pretty

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Carmen got Victoria pregnant i have no idea

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Jane ummm not specifically about her but i know of some with her in them.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jasper and Charlotte...no i like bella/peter/jasper or bella/jasper and peter/charlotte some bella/peter or bella/peter/garrett

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Peter and Jane or Peter and Alec ummm P/J cuz i like boy and girl pairings mostly but i like some g/g or GRL/GRL

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Laurent walked in on Jasper ans Carmen having sex. not many people would be very happy.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Emmett/Alec both are in love with bella and have known her their entire lives. What happens when they have to work together to get her out of the South alive?????? Can they work together to save the women that they love? Or will she get killed because they are fighting for her love?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Bella and Victoria? not so sure maybe

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Laurent/Carmen

Cheaters!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

yes

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Eleazar? not that i'm aware of

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Jasper/Rosalie/Peter no clue

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Victoria? i always imagined her abused and raped by james. so... ummmm... misunderstood

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bella/Charlotte/Carmen Rape cutting drugs

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Bella and Laurent are in a happy relationship until Jane runs off with Laurent. Bella, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Eleazar and a brief unhappy affair with Charlotte, then follows the wise advice of Peter and finds true love with Jasper...WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!

18.What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Alec and Jasper you know i want you i know you can feel it ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NI (no idea)

19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) comes into a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Peter, Rosalie, Laurent, Bella, and Emmett are playing Truth or Dare. Peter asks Laurent, and Laurent says Truth. Peter asks who Laurent loves and Laurent, after some prodding from Emmett, confessed their true love with Rosalie. Rosalie does not share the feelings, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Emmett. Laurent is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Bella while Emmett and Rosalie run into the sunset together. However, Peter is secretly in love with Bella, and becomes so jealous of Laurent, who, after comfort from Bella comes into a relationship with Bella, and so Peter decides to murder Laurent, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Alec and is sent to prison, allowing Bella and Laurent to continued their relationship.

Nora: Do I ever cross your mind?

Patch: No

Nora: Do you like me?

Patch: No

Nora: Do you want me?

Patch: No

Nora: Would you cry if I left?

Patch: No

Nora:Would you live for me?

Patch: No

Nora: Would you do anything for me?

Patch: No

Nora: Choose -- me or your life

Patch: My life

Nora runs away in shock and pain and Patch runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen or Dimitri Belikov copy it into your profile. (Dimitri Belikov)

Girls Don't Realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re single then paste this in your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't ...if you understood this then copy & paste this into your profile,

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

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If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever fell on the floor laughing your ass off about something stupid copy and paste thus onto your profile.

Post this if you agree =)

Only 5% of people would actually admit to these embarrassing thing on the web. If you are a part of that 5% that copy and paste.

Put this ipod on your profile if you
love music!

Read This Twice &understand it!! ouch! Girl: Hey Boy:What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time ...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!

(The nerve!! so superficial!!)

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood:

"Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know.A person's appearance doesn't count.What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...
Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all...

1 in 10 people born is gay. That means 1 of every 10 people is instantly put down, given bad labels, left alone, put in a minority, and so much else...all for something they didn't ask for. Many gay teens are resorting to suicide as a way of escaping. If you want to tell them ...life will get better, and you respect ...them for who they are, copy and paste this. Many won't, but let's see who will.

(Treasure Islandby Robert Louis Stevenson)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

I support the gays 110 and I can't stand people who are homophobic

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS—

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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After the Fall by Nicia reviews
The moroi world is outmoded and outdated, but change always occurs. So what happens when a feisty guardian clashes with a closed off royal moroi? RxD. HEA. Rated M. Entry for Mandy's BB Contest. Full summary inside.
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My Future Husband by FreedomWriter2010 reviews
What happens when an unruly 19 year old girl is set up to marry Russia's most prestigous 23 year old man Dimitri Belikov. Will Rose learn from Dimitri and will Dimitri learn from Rose? or will the two collide with unconditional drama. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW :) .
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,532 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Maid in New York, New York by ZoraHale3 reviews
Rose is a poor girl, working as a maid. Dimitri Belikov is a wealthy man, a heartbreaker and... a father. Their paths cross more than once. He hates her, he dislikes her. She hates him with every bone she has. But can they fight the growing attraction? Reviews are welcome.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,554 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Boys over Roses by Nbjbrownie reviews
Rose is a poor girl working in her family's laundry. She deliver's a school uniform to a student and end up saving him, casuing a big fuss in Russia, she's forced to attend Russia high AKA hellhole and meets F4 of the most handsome, spoiled and riches guys in Russia! Will she survive in this school? Or end up like the student she saved? Click on the story to find out ;P
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,696 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by KiwiKazza-Hale-Belikov reviews
In Ruzza, everything has changed. The guardians are in charge, the Wicce and Wicca are second class. Rose Hathaway is a Wicca, her mistress is paid a great deal so that Rose can be married to HRH Guardian Dimitri Belikov; neither are happy with this set up. He is a cold, uncaring, deprived Guardian. Both are surprised at the outcome of their union. ON HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Mind the Sharp Edges by silver drip reviews
"I can picture you right now you know. I'd wager anything that you're biting that plump lower lip of yours." On the other end of the line I heard Bella gasp. My grin became wider. I instinctively knew that no matter what I said I couldn't scare her away, not after what we did in the dressing room.
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Only You by MaahKisneer reviews
Rose Hathaway is an english princess. Her parents arranged a marriage between her and a prince, the future King of Russia, Dimitri Belikov. They never saw each other before, but that doesn't matter to anyone. They are now husband and wife. Will they be able to solve things, please an empire, and have a happy marriage? All at the same time ? Will they find love ? ALL HUMAN. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,981 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Hot by twifantasyfan reviews
Bella's homecoming wasn't anything like she expected. Seeing her fiance cheat on her made her think "revenge is a dish best served hot". AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Bella, Paul
The Bet by Mrs.Black Lahote reviews
She was an innocent girl that made a not so innocent bet with her friends. he was a man whore who made a bet with his friends. Out of that bet comes a baby. Better than it sounds R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Bella, Paul
Not so broken by allie23o reviews
Bella is sick of everyone thinking she is this doll that can break at any time. What happen one night that she is walking home alone in dark and Paul pick her up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,337 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Paul
Broken Bonds by unmanageable1 reviews
When Jacob imprints and breaks Bella's heart again who will she turn to for comfort? How will Jake react? Where's Emily? Will Bella run away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,252 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bella, Sam
Beauty and the Beast by littlerichellemead reviews
Dimitri Belikov is cursed to roam Europe as a werewolf until he finds his beauty. Rose Mazur is a beautiful and dangerous huntress seeking revenge. What will happen when their paths cross? Can the beauty save the beast? It is Beauty and the Beast with a twist. Rated M for language, violence and lemons.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 210,641 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Night with a werewolf by allie23o reviews
After being dumped by her boyfriend of seven years, Bella decided to drink away her sorrows. The following day, she woke up naked in an estranged room. And a month later, she received news that she's expecting. Unsatisfied, Bella tracked down the father of her unborn children, realizing that he was more than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Paul
Come back to me Roza! by xxbabyfactorxx reviews
Dimitri left Rose to be Tasha's Guardian after he had sex with her and got her pregnant. But something tragic happened to the baby and the baby was out of her grasp and out of her life forever. Mason still passed away. (M rated maybe later)
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Dimitri B., Rose H.] Adrian I.
Something More by aleexmariee reviews
Set after Frostbite. Rose and Christian make a huge mistake after Dimitri leaves to guard Tasha. Can they get past it, or has this stirred up some unwanted feelings? And what happens when Dimitri and Tasha come to visit?
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School Royalty by Rachel Wolfey Black reviews
Bella starts life at a new school and just so happens to catch the attention of school royalty. Just wait and see what Paul Lahote has in store for his kitten Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Bella, Paul
Broken Angel by PlantNerd92 reviews
What would have happened if Mason hadn't saved Rose from the two dhampir boys who attacked her in the school kitchens when Jesse and Ralf spread rumors about her being a bloodwhore.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Freefalling by Someryn reviews
Paul Lahote had had some very bad days in his life. This was by far the worst. But just because he had imprinted on her didn't mean he had to like her. A Bella/Paul imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,812 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Bella, Paul]
A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose Hathaway is a troubled teen sent to a private maximum security Military Academy. During her stay, she meets General Dimitri Belikov, who pushes and challenges Rose to her highest possible limits. Can she break through his tough exterior?
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Enslaved by ace1014 reviews
Bella is captured by a slave trader and sold to the Volturi after Edward leaves. A year after being sold two vampires stumble upon her and let her mate know that she is alive and there. Her mate none other than the God of War. Lemons. Cursing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Imprints and Backbones by katyaleighb reviews
After the slap,things change-A stunned Bella, a furious jacob, and a pack of highly amused werewolves. Let's not forget the frustratingly charming Paul has decided that since life gave him lemons-he's going to make grape juice and leave everyone guessing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,056 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Paul, Bella
I Guess This Changes Things! by harrypotterfanatic22 reviews
Edward breaks up with Bella. Bella changes and has a one night stand but it has its consequences. Bella finds out the father is Paul Lahote, man whore of La push. She decides that she will keep the secret from him. She still has a friendship with Jake while she is going through this time. then he leaves her and joins the pack. she doesn't tell anyone who the father is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bella, Paul
Her Only Hope by Aurora04 reviews
I know the definition of pain. I lived with for almost a year. So when I heard his Imprint left him I know I had to save him from that agony. When someone you love rips out your heart it makes you numb to everything, cold to the people that want to help you, but more importantly it makes you fell worthless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Bella, Paul
Loving Him Again by Kautia reviews
Tasha Ozera holds a quest for the bravest among knights to compete for a prize. The prize? It's her hand in marriage. Dimitri Belikov is Europe's most famous warrior known to be a cruel heartbreaker. As Dimitri passes through Rose Mazur's town will unwanted memories arise? How will he win Rose's heart again? What if he is forced to compete in Tasha's quest? All Human.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,733 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H., Lissa D., Abe M.
What Could Of Been by lilytimes reviews
Bella had to raise there boys on her own, but when there eldest phases will Paul realise his mistake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Paul, Bella
Complicated by GurdianMeganBelikov reviews
Christian and Rose, set during Spirit Bound when Dimitri is fawning over Lissa *Chris and Lissa never split up but she is pushing him away aswell * and Rose and Christian seek comfort in each other,more chapters to come! remember REVIEW!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Christian O., Rose H.
When The Whales Sing by celestial kitten16 reviews
He had thought Bella Swan deserved whatever she got for being so stupid as to love a leach, but not this, no one deserved this. Finding her chewed and torn up like some mountain's lions chew toy after being left out in the woods, Paul and Sam make it just in time to rescue her and save her life. But for Paul and Bella it was only the beginning of their crazy love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Bella, Paul]
Shattered Pieces by katie.davids11 reviews
Bella's life has been shattered into pieces and it seems like nothing will be able to put them back together, but when she meets a hot-headed wolf will he be able to put her back together again? (This story doesnt contain any of the Cullens, Remember to Read and Review, and please leave nice reviews, ENJOY!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Bella, Paul
It Goes On by GoldieLocks4789 reviews
Bella decides to slowly gets a grip after the Cullen's leave. Sam and the pack adopt her and she learns who she is and how to be an adult, the two people who are really imperative in this are Sam and Paul. Find out how a good girl who is semi-depressed gets out of her funk due to an asshole that is incapable of showing emotion. BxP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Paul
As Long As You're Here by Breebh14 reviews
Rose and Dimitri have been best friends ever since elementary school. Now Rose and Dimitri live together in an apartment in New York. Rose owns a cafe and Dimitri is a lawyer. With the arrival of a dare, Rose and Dimitri's friendship will be tested. How far will the lines stretch before they both snap? This story has no relation to the movie Friends With Benefits. Read and Review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,239 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Someday My Prince Will Come by rivereq reviews
Dimitri, a prince in the middle of a war he's determined to end. Rose, a girl who's rescued and tired of suffering losses. The two become unlikely ally's as they fight for family, pride and unexpected love. Banner Bunny Contest Entry. (Edited)
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Unheard Love by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Bella just moved to town. She meets Jasper, who she had a confusing start with. Jasper is a beautiful deaf boy, who doesn't have very many friends becasue of his handicap. well, Bella is about to change that. R&R being revised
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,414 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A Royal Pain by Shadow.Kissed.Sophia.Belikova reviews
Rose grew up with Abe and she never went to St.Vlads academy nor has she met Janine. She was raised as "royal" though she is not. Abe is a Royal Moroi. Same characters with some twists. Read the first chapter and you'll get it. Reviews and comments please. Should i go on with this?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,005 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Through the Looking Glass by RozaHathaway17 reviews
Rose is the Mazur princess. She is in love with Dimitri Belikov, the beast of the town. Her parents are marrying her off to the Ivashkov prince, Adrian. Set during the 1800s. All human. Beta-ed by ItaSaku1. Rated M for lemons. ON HOLD.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,423 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Fighter by Wolfgirl1317 reviews
Bella isn't Paul's fave person but changes in the pack will lead them to Love.. Now a story:)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Paul
Beauty and the Beast by Chlonizzle reviews
Paul is the tribes ladies man but with anger issues. Bella is the danger magnet with compassion for everyone. What happens when their paths cross, past stories emerge, unlikely trust falls into place and a strange love comes up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,475 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Broken Fairy tale by Darkstar55 reviews
Alice's premonitions won't save Bella and Jasper from the hurt, betrayal and heartbreak Edward and herself are creating. Will their seemingly selfish act bring together the two least likely Cullen's or will it destroy the whole family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,885 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Bella, Jasper
The Sarcastic Tales of Isabella Swan by weirdanimegeek reviews
I have been desperately longing for him to finally ask me out. You would think the whole 'Oh-let's-have-sex-while-being-at-band-camp' thing would give him the hint that I was into him. No dice. I swear, how blind can Jasper Whitlock be? Rev. 1.0 underway, see profile for details.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,559 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Jasper
White Blank Page by beavoicenotanecho reviews
They say that your Imprint is designed for you in every single way. Paul doesn't believe this or the fact that Bella Swan is his Imprint. Watch as these two seemingly ill-matched, but fated persons struggle with the ties that bind them together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,848 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Paul
My Blood by HoneySuckels reviews
Paul Lahote is just one of the wolves. He never expects to imprint. He's happy with just being a best friend, especially to Leah. But what happens when Bella is cutting herself, and he's the only one who can save her? - All characters belong to Stephanie Meyers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,140 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Bella, Paul]
Fire, Spirt, and Death by sgblair reviews
This is my version of VA. Rose leaves for two years and then comes back to the Academy to find Lissa still in love with Christian and she meets a new sexy mentor Dimitri. Read on to find out more. LEMONS Rated M for a Reason.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Stronger by RaivynBlack reviews
Bella is broken but is quickly put back together by her best friend Jacob black. But when he phases into a wolf and can no longer be around her, she is left with a new hole buried deep in her chest, only this time the hole has been burned into her by her anger. And the only one who can understand her pain is the rez bad boy. (AU takes place after Jake phases. Paul has not phased)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Paul
The Challenges They Faced by InuMisstress reviews
Charlie dies Bella deciding she needs a fresh start moves to Texas. There her life changes forever. She meets a vampire she never thought she'd see again. Two hearts broken by the ones they loved most. Must learn to move on and learn to love again. Change is on the horizon and only these two will be able to save the vampire world from disaster. But first they must save each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,992 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bella, Jasper, Peter, Charlotte
Let's Get Ethical by DodgerHolden reviews
Jasper Whitlock is a therapist at the top of his field. He has many patients all with their own set of problems, but it's not until he gets new patient Isabella Swan that he starts questioning everything and wondering just how much stock he has in his ethics. AH. Cullens included, but not related. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 112,961 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Bella, Jasper] Peter - Complete
The Russian Selection by QueenofLove21 reviews
Dimitri Belikov is ready to be married, so he goes through The Selection. Eligible Princesses from all over the world come to Russia to compete in The Selection to be the one who marries Dimitri and becomes Queen of Russia. One of the Princesses is Rose, Princess of Turkey. Based off of the novel The Selection by Kiera Cass. Read and review, you won't be disappointed.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,534 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H., Tasha O., Lissa D.
Tempting Fate by Reader.Writer.TVLover reviews
When Rose moved to New York City to be closer to Christian and Lissa, she was blindsided when the only man she'd ever loved walked back into her life. AU/AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,599 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lust Won't Take Me Alive by Enlightening Tale Brethren reviews
Rose is inexperienced, plain and simple. Dimitri is showing plenty of interest in Rose. The desire is mutual; But, she doesn't want to seem like an idiot when they hook up, and Dimitri is unaware that she is a virgin. Luckily for her, she has a friend who is willing to give her a few pointers in the area of face battling, but things might be getting just a little too heated.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Rose H., Christian O. - Complete
Telling the Truth by NikkiB1973 reviews
Paul Lahote doesn't care...he really doesn't. Being assigned to watch the 'leechlover' Bella Swan is the last thing he wants to do...Set in Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,210 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Paul, Bella
You are mine, Isabella Swan Forever by LilyAurora reviews
Wolves are possesive and dominant by nature, but what will happen when one becomes obsessed with Bella Swan. Will she let herself be consumed by his desire or will she fight it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,323 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Paul
Once Upon An Imprint by EmmyBear101 reviews
When Bella was 8 she lost her parents and was sent to a group home, now she is 15 and ready for a change. When Sam and Emily can't have kids they turn to adoption. What happens when shy, geeky, 15 year old Bella meets a hot-head 18 year old Paul? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Moroi Princess by Catebrazil reviews
Rose Hathaway is a Moroi princess. In fact, she's the last of her line. Rose is a sophomore at St. Vladimir's Academy. She's intrigued when she meets a senior named Dimitri Belikov. Please Review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Sun Rise by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
What if Paul was the one the found Bella in the beginning of New Moon? What if Paul imprinted on Bella? What if Bella asked him to take her far away from Forks? What if they return 8 years later for a family emergancy? Where have they been hiding all these years? Why did they leave all of Forks and La Push to believe their dead? Will they leave them again or will they stay?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,455 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - [Bella, Paul] [Edward, Leah]
You Calm Me by Srorywriter101 reviews
Edward has left Bella, and she goes to La Push to celebrate. There she fall for a beautiful boy, a werewolf infact...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,090 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Secret Life of the Slayer by YourVampireGirl98 reviews
Rose Hathaway is one of a kind. She is lethal, loyal, and people fear her. When she moves to St. Vladimir's Academy, will the secret Rose has spent her entire life hiding be revealed to the Moroi society? AU, OOC. RxD LxC AxV JxE MxM
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D.
A Change Of Heart by RozaBelikova-x reviews
Abe Mazur is a millionaire and a protective father. His daughter, Rose, wants freedom and plans to make a trip without her father's bodyguards. Abe hires Dimitri Belikov to travel around Europe with Rose, but she can't know Dimitri is her bodyguard. She thinks he's her friend. What will happen when Dimitri starts to develop feelings for Rose along the way? Full summary inside. AH.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,107 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Broken by Krys Berm reviews
Bella and Paul were BFFs, bonding over parental issues. But then things take a turn for the worse and Bella leaves LaPush. What happens when Bella comes home for senior year? Revenge maybe? Or will she open her heart again? PxB A.H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bella, Paul
It's a Man's Man's World by Ms.Sweden reviews
In a world ruled by men Rosemarie Hathaway is given away to the Prince of Russia to please him and the higher power. She's becoming his personal courtesan - in own words a slave. No man hand has ever tamed Rose, maybe these hands will? AH/AU full sum ins.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,312 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Blvise reviews
When an innocent Rose Hathaway meets a not so innocent Dimitri Belikov? Things wont always appear as they seem. AU!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Rose H., Dimitri B.] [Christian O., Lissa D.]
King Dimitri and Princess Rosemarie by 72980597 reviews
All Human. Rose will not accept a political marriage arranged by her father so she ran off with Eddie & Mason to see her to-be husband. Dimitri is pissed because nobody dares to spar with the King and decided to join the selection of new guards who don't know his identity. There, he met Rose who gave him a black eye and stole his heart.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,538 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Everlasting Love by JakeandBellsx reviews
Paul is the La Push player and says no girl can tame him.. but we all know a girl who could. The infamous, Bella Uley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Bella, Paul
It Doesn't Always End The Same by CleoKTBelikovSalvatore reviews
Rose life is perfect she's a senior in High School with her perfect college boyfriend of three years Adrian. Until she meets Dimitri and there new found friendship helps her understand what type of lifestyle she really is leading and what is real love
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,490 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
war among the clouds by Rose Thorn Catli reviews
Dimitri, King of Hell stumbles across Rose, the princess of Heaven in a forest and decides to kidnap her, taking her to hell as his prisoner and locking her up in his room with no way out. Will she grow to love him despite the war of Angels vs Demons that has gone on for centuries? Will he fall in love with her? Or will her friends rescue her?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Sweet Treats by Mitrioselove reviews
Young and innocent Rose is finally turning 18. After a struggling last 4 years she promises herself things will get better. What will happen with new friends, a new job, and lets not forget a sexy Russian boss. Come and join this adventure as we see Rose grow from a girl to a very mature young woman! Will have lemons. Mature contents. But so worth it! Sequel Assassins is now up
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,174 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Never too late by Doctor Rose Belikova reviews
Dimitri is sent to the academy to train a pregnant Rose. As they train, he learns that there is more to her and the baby than there seems. Will Rose open up to him, or will she simply hurt herself once again? Title: Never Too Late by Three Days Grace
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,664 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
his Everything by RaivynBlack reviews
Paul had always been a player, but when he had been less than safe he ended up alone with a child. Emily was too hurt to be near the child, Kim hated kids, and Leah… well Leah was Leah. So the only one left that could be of any help was the little paleface that he had grown to almost not hate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Bella, Paul]
Queen and her Guard by RoseBelikovelove reviews
She is the last one from her Kingdom. He is a feral, lethal Royal guard of her kingdom and swore to protect her. She is destine to be with him but for her kingdom would she sacrifice her happiness or would both of them find there happily after?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,830 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Dangerous by Shunkahah Wanagi reviews
Bella was happy with Mike. She loved him. But Mike slowly changed into a twisted and dark person. The pack swoops in and saves her from his clutches only to be faced with more trouble. She begins to heal though with the help of her childhood crush. Paul LaHote may just make her whole again. (was named Wolf in Sheeps Clothing before repost)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,606 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Bella, Paul
Siren by TheKissOfDeath21 reviews
Based on the olden days. Dimitri Belikov; future king of russia and captain. he doesn't belive in fairy tales or stories of the sea like sea monster or mermaids. so what happens after his ship is wrecked after a storm?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
She drew me by Science. And. Faith. Too reviews
ALL HUMAN! Dimitri is a history teacher at the local school. He's your usual man, with a job and a whole string of one night stands. Until his life changes for ever...and he can't believe it...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Finding love and keeping it by Rcracer123 reviews
This is a continuation of BelikovHeartsHathawayForever story with a similar name. Rose Mazur is being forced to marry Dimitri Belikov. Will she truly fall for him? And will it last? **Lemons may occur much later on in the story, and they will be marked.**
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The royal and the maid by AngelKissesAndLoveBites reviews
Prince Dimitri Belikov is about to become the king of Russia, taking his fathers place, but first, he must be married, to a princess or a lady. But what if someone already has his heart and is yet to know it? one shot. all human. better than it sounds, promise!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Playing Hard To Get by Jordan-Louise97 reviews
Paul Meraz La-Push's player has been trying for years to get into Bella Ulley's bed. Paul can have any girl he wants, but it seems this girl is playing hard to get. She gives in he makes and mistake and loses her. Now she's back but different and Famous?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bella, Paul
Flesh Realm by Lehaus reviews
She needed saving. And he was there. Tall, dark and dangerous. But not a hero, just someone in the wrong place at the wrong time. Paul/Bella Imprint Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Bella, Paul
Possession by LilyAurora reviews
He stood there casually leaning against one of the many trees in the surrounding forest, the rough bark digging into his overheated flesh. It caused him no discomfort, no pain. Nothing did any more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,338 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Bella, Paul
Expect The Unexpected by bexxyy reviews
Paul likes Bella Swan, he’s never spoken to her but he feels a connection. He phases and imprints on Bella. Matt is the only problem but is he really in the way when all he does is push Bella closer to Paul? Bella/Paul Imprint Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,928 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Paul
Knights Of Love by A.L. Mitchell reviews
Adopted story to me from LilWinnx. Rose is a knight in training. It's never easy to train when love is in the way. Head Knight Dimitri trains Rose to fight and protect, while she strips away his walls. Will they fall in love or fight the feeling?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,299 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Stone by Amanda908565 reviews
Rose always has her emotions hidden, and when her mother has enough of it, she is sent away to Saint Vladimir's Academy, her mother hoping that she would "open up". But will Rose become more like stone than she already is? Or will she crack a little so that the light can get in? roseXdimitri NOTE: STARTS OFF SLOW AND WILL PROGRESS. READ TO THE SECOND CHAPTER AT LEAST.R&R please!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,989 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Misfortunate Events by Mrs. McGovern-Miller-Zajic reviews
Pregnant teen goes to school, and meets a new guy. rated m for later chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Danger Magnet by etraxler reviews
Set during New Moon. The Cullens leave and Bella eventually finds herself in need of help... again. She ends up with the vampires she least expected... SORRY! I really suck at summaries. eventually M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 122,855 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Yes Baby, No Baby by MidNightDreamer16 reviews
Christian and Rose are paired together in health class for an extremely important assignment, can Rose and Christian raise their virtual child and not let anything happen. Or will something not so innocent develop. Rated M for swearing, and possible lemon! ;3
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Christian O., Rose H.
Three to go-A Katniss story by 3vlee reviews
Katniss during the 75th Hunger Games describes what being loved by Cato is really like to ally Joanna. This is my first one shot ever. Working on expanded version on 75th Battle Cry. DUE to content of violence,sex & language rated M for a reason.YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Other tributes, Johanna M. - Complete
The Royal Shadow by vampireninja09 reviews
Rose was a poor peasant who is now the Kings wife. She is unhappy about it, and dreams of getting away from him. Her life in the castle is a prison. He sees something in her that he hasn't seen in a long time and he's determined to not let her get away. She's special and even though she hates him, he'll make her stay. Will Rose grow to love the King?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Lissa D., Adrian I.
Tomorrow by KatastrophicKat reviews
After the Cullens left, the entire pack took it upon themselves to get Bella back together. Even Paul. But once she's finally complete, what happens to tear her away from the hot-headed wolf who helped her? Song by Chris Young "Tomorrow"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Jacob, Paul - Complete
Objects in Mirror by CayStar reviews
"Did you just bite me, Paul?" You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. Paul/Bella imprint story, not your typical Bella. Rated M for language and adult situations. **2014 Fandom Choice Awards 2nd place Best Romance and Best Bella**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,666 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
More than I expected by onlythesmart-N-beautiful reviews
Rose and her family move to russia and rose is forced to marry Dimitri belikov, however there are secrets held from Rose that she yearns to discover. This is the sassy rose we all know and love. *rewriting*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Realidades Torcidas by PuzzlingApprentice reviews
Between NM and Eclipse. What starts as a week of Bella-Sitting takes a very unexpected turn when they have a visitor and then Peter calls. The Past will catch up with Jasper and Bella will be there thru it all. Slight AU and OOC. ADOPTED BY XxJasper'sAngelxX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,785 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Tartarus by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction. She believes in friction. Until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way - the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Watcher by vampiredream83 reviews
Rose was taken away from the academy to fulfill a destiny she could have never imagined. After four years of her friends and Dimitri believing she's dead Rose has to return. But not everything is as it seems. Something is horribly wrong, but will anyone work out what it is before it's too late for Rose? Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Academy, only my story line
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,424 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Surprised, Cowboy? by BrownBel reviews
Edward's gone, Bella's grown into a beautiful and confident bartender living down South. What happens when she runs into a cowboy at the bar? Sexy, Cowboy Whitlock and Hot, Bartender Bella? Who'll come out on top...literally?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Scars by Jessibells reviews
Bella is a girl with many scars. While working one night she meets a strange, beautiful man. Can he help her heal and look to the future? Rated M for drugs, abuse, rape, and language. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Bella, Paul
Statistics by GleeMelove reviews
How might I describe myself hum….. Bitchy, PMSing 24/7, and 3 months pregnant at 15. I know you might think I am humongous slut but guess what it takes two do the tango sweetheart so if you are calling me a slut you are calling Paul Lahote one to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Paul
Mrs Belikov by IHatePotatoes reviews
"You're going to regret your decision Rose. Marrying him is the worst mistake you'll ever make. You're much better off without him." Rose could recall those words perfectly in her head and she wished she had paid heed to those words. Her life had become miserable ever since she made the worst decision of her life- marrying the cold, heartless Dimitri Belikov.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Forbidden by Dereklovermp3 reviews
Rose lives in a small village in Russia.One day going about her usual routine she bumps into someone. That someone happens to be the Prince of Russia. What happens when they meet? Read and find out.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Amor fixes Insecurities by Dizzy13 reviews
Bella, now Isa, has decided to stop dwelling in the past and finally get her life back. One little visit to La Push changes her entire life, where she makes incredible friendships and what lucky wolf captures her heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Bella, Paul
Hard by mieksqueak reviews
Rosemarie Hathaway was brutally abused by her stepfather while her mother fought for her country in the army. One day she can't take it anymore and gets rid of the horrid man. She is discovered with the murder weapon in hand. Guilty. She is sent to a Detention Academy, determined to get out until…
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Don't Mess with the Shoes by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Knight in Silver Armor by Maddie-the-Muse reviews
The battle with Victoria and her newborns nearly takes the life of one of the Quileute wolves. Indebted to him for saving her life by risking his own, Bella stays in La Push to nurse him back to health, but winds up healing emotional wounds that were caused years earlier.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,774 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Bella, Paul
Save me by Mitrioselove reviews
Rose is lost in a world she cannot seem to get out of. Alcohol, drugs and boys consume her, and she sees no way out. Is there anyone out there that can save Rose. Short story... All human, has some M scenes
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,033 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Shifting Tides by otherworlder81 reviews
Sam's being pressured by Emily about their inability to become pregnant. Trying to escape from the pressures at home, Sam seeks solace and ends up in the arms of Bella. How will these new circumstances alter Sam and his life? Which path is the right one for Sam?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,280 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Bella, Sam
Instinct by Mewpet2 reviews
Having recently been embarrassed and dumped by her boyfriend, Bella finds herself stranded miles away from home. When the weather turns bad, she seeks shelter in a nearby 'abandoned' shack. Bella/Jasper. OOC. Vamp/Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,815 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Always by Mrstrentreznor reviews
NM AU, Bella has to stay at the rez as bait for Victoria. Jake and Paul are appointed as her guards. Paul was ordered by Sam to do it and he isn't happy about it. Bella is missing her visions of Edward and starts to do reckless things to see the vision of him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Guardians Will Never Fail You by Emilie Brown reviews
Rose Hathaway-Mazur is an Italian Princess who is moving to California and is guarded by none other than Dimitri Belikov. When tragedy strikes it is up to Dimitri to protect the ones he love. Will he succeed by the motto that Guardians Will Never Fail You or will he indeed fail? Tune in to find out. *Adopted from Breebh14.*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Truth Of Courage by Lottie xx reviews
Heartbroken after Dimitri left Rose feels isolated and alone she turns to her training to help her. But when life turns upside down and Rose is imprisoned she has only one reason to live. Well that's until she realises that Dimitri's out to save her.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,930 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Unrequited Bond by mrs.belikov.archibald.cullen reviews
Rose and Dimitri are best friends, but could they ever be more than that? A love story with a twist, Dimitri is a moroi but Rose is still a Dhampir. Please R&R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Falling for a teacher by StaceyO reviews
Rose Hathaway is the school trouble maker. What will happen when the new history teacher Mr. Belikov comes to the school ? Will Rose drive him away like her last teacher or will Dimitri teach Rose a thing or two ?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Walk on Water or Drown! by DarkDaughter1318 reviews
After Rose and Lissa are captured in Portland, Rose is sent away to train at a special camp where the most elite guardians work to train novices. Her attitude gets her into trouble, but her skill shows Dimitri that theres more to her than a pretty face.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,809 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Imperfectly Perfect by mommanwife reviews
Graduation is in a week, Jesse and Ralf have just hurt Lissa and Rose took the darkness. I never liked the end of Shadow Kiss so here is my story. My first fanfiction. Richelle Mead owns all of Vampire Academy. Will Dimitri and Rose ever get to be happy
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,061 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Imperfect Pair by Akalei15 reviews
NEWLY EDITED FIRST 5 CHAPTERS. MORE TO COME SOON! :) Reluctant werewolf Paul imprints on leech lover Bella Swan.Will Paul over come his hatred of Bella having been with a Vampire or will his senses overcome his heart.This story is not for Edward Lovers. BELLAxPAUL Dark Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Paul
Beast of Beauty by tinyhearts18 reviews
*A Beauty and the Beast twist* Rose is trapped in a housefire one night, when a mysterious man or what she recalls a Beast, rescues her, and now she can't seem to get him out of her mind. She's betrothed to the rich and powerful Adrian Ivashkov, but her heart is not in it. Will she follow her fathers request to marry, or will her heart lead her into the arms of a Beast? AU, R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Adrian I.
Like Moth to a Flame by Miss T writing reviews
Playboy, royal finds himself intrigued by the beautiful but nerdy rose and is drawn to her like moth to a flame. but is she really who most people think she is or is she hiding something that might change both the worlds. OOC set in the human world. RxD pairing
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Mia R., Adrian I.
There are no excuses by HellgirlAngel reviews
Christian and Rose walk into the room to find Adrian and Lissa getting hot and heavy. This is a story of love, betrayal of the closest types, finding friendship and protection from the most unlikeliest of places. Christian/Rose. Partial OOC Rose.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Rose H., Christian O.
New Start by XxXRozalieXxX reviews
Rose attends a new school after the tragic death of her parents and finds that the students are not as welcoming as she thought. In fact a certain Russian is trying to make her life a living hell. Will things change between them or will they stay enemies until the end?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Twisted Rose by Baby You're My Immortal reviews
ALL HUMAN. Set in the nineteenth century in England. Rosemarie Hathaway is part of a royal family ruling over a small region. She's posh, she's cossetted and she's vain but is it just a farce? When a servant of Russian background makes his way into her life she begins to fight through the royal wall that has protected her her whole life. **COMPLETE**
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Only You by psychovampirefreak reviews
Summary inside...this is my fist fanfic. Bella/Paul pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Paul
When we met again by writergirl447 reviews
All human! When Dimitri teaches American high school and meets Rose, what will happen when he finds out they have already met? First fanfic! Rated M for lemons in later chapters!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Where Were You, When I Needed You The Most? by RMNicki reviews
When Rose and Dimitr are on the run and are staying in that motel...Dimitri has to face one of his worst nightmares... His Roza was raped, and by someone he and she trusted. How does he handle it? Fair Warning there is Smut, and a mini author's note in the middle...please read it Rated M for a reason.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Suicide by obsessed53 reviews
Lissa starts acting like the other royals, when she starts using spirit Rose take the darkness and turns depressed. The darkness builds up in Rose so much she can't take it anymore and Lissa compels everyone to turn against Rose. This story is adopted by Dany.AngelsvsDeamons but the chapters will continue to be in my name.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Rose H.
Fated by Reader.Writer.TVLover reviews
After their one night stand, Rose Hathaway never thought she'd see Dimitri again. So when she shows up for her first college class and sees Professor Belikov standing at the front of the classroom, she realizes that fate isn't on her side. AU/AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,207 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Baby Wolf by StarKeeper15 reviews
Paul and the Pack discover a baby wolf out on patrol one evening. But what exactly is she? And why is she so important? The Pack gets another imprint on their hands!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Bella, Paul
Bad for Me? by OreoBarrelRacer29 reviews
The bad boy and the popular girl. Rose is the queen of the school, with many enemies, including the bad-boy-sex-god Dimitri. Rose is raped by her long-time boyfriend, Adrian. Her parents enroll her into defense classes, the teacher is her age, it's... Dimitri? Will he be able to get close to her? Maybe even be able to tolerate each other? Or more?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Protector? by OreoBarrelRacer29 reviews
One day, Rose was walking home. A man tackles her into an abandoned alley. He ends up raping her. When she gets home, her dad decides to hire a bodyguard, Dimitri. Still not being able to get near anyone, will Dimitri be able to get to know her? Or will she shut everyone out forever?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
As The Princess by BelikovLover reviews
Stuck in a life she doesn't want, Princess Rosemarie feels trapped when she finds out her father has arranged a marriage between her and the king of Russia, but she accepts it to protect the people of Turkey. Escaping the castle one last time, she meets a tall, mysterious stranger. What will the princess do when she falls for him just before she must leave for Russia? RxD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Unseen Scars by katandjasper reviews
This is a dark story, and it will get darker. Bella gets beaten and raped at the age of 14.Jasper goes through something dark himself. Can they help each other heal the scars? Better summary inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,480 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Summer that Changed Me by lilbitjrfan8 reviews
Rose and her mom and step-dad travelled to Montana for her moms class reunion. Rose and her mom come back the next summer...and thats where it all started. She meets Dimitri, but the catch is he's engaged...and possibly has a kid? Read and find out. ALL HUMAN!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,094 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Don't Love Me by Gracie-Joy reviews
Rose is a Turkish Princess forced by her father to marry a Russian Prince, Dimitri Belikov to form an alliance between their countries. Neither of them are being co-operative, still hung up on their past relationships but when things begin to finally look real will they be able to fall for one another? Or will they fall back in their previous lovers embraces? All Human.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,973 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
My Major by Major Whitlocks Little Soldier reviews
What if in New Moon Bella found a new mate? Jasper was never apart of the Cullen coven he is Major Jasper Whitlock the most feared vampire in the world also known as the god of war.Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,627 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Royal Bet by Demi Argeneau reviews
Rose is a princess. Dimitri is a prince. He drinks and has a tendency to sleep around. What happens when he makes a bet with his friends that he can get Rose to sleep with him? AH/AU/OOC/future lemons
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Alive With the Glory of Love by eisforerica reviews
What if Rose was a Moroi? What if she was a ROYAL Moroi? And being the last in her line would mean that even while at St. Vlad's she would still have to be protected, protected by none other than the infamous guardian: Dimitri Belikov. **Back in progress!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,214 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Playing With Fire by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Just as Jacob is starting to become Bella's "personal sun," he imprints on Leah. Heartbroken, Bella finds solace with another werewolf - a more volatile, hot-tempered werewolf who doesn't put up with her pity party. PaulBella, JacobLeah, New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,365 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - [Bella, Paul] [Leah, Jacob]
A thousand years by Hermosa Pesadilla reviews
Dimitri left Rose pregnant after the night in the cabin and now he's back with Tasha and guess what? She's pregnant...with his baby. Or is it? And is she slowly starting to fall back in love with him? And well Dimitri ever be a father to Vidia?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
My Bully by DearDairy101 reviews
Life in high school is pretty complicated for me especially when my bully is also my boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bruises by PoopingFeathers reviews
Bella is in college, living with her best friend Alice, and her gorgeous older brother Jasper. Jasper is a Casanova, whom Bella wants no feelings for at all, will Bella be the end to Jasper's player ways, or will she be yet another notch on his bedpost?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bella, Jasper
A Drop in the Ocean by I-Have-A-Dark-Side reviews
The Cullen's left and she survived, she turns to Jacob and falls in love with him and the Pack. But then when Jacob imprints what is left of Bella and who will be there to help her when the one that made her whole was the one tearing her apart!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,850 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Who do I Wanna Be? by lovinRayne reviews
Edward's gone, Bella's has taken a major downfall will there be some to save her? Abuse/Rape/cutting/ Dominate Jasper, Peter. Bella*Jasper*Peter CHARLIE'S BAD! Review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Who I Am Hates Who I Have Been by tay22maddi reviews
One day when Bella goes down to La Push to vist Jake she finds out that Paul imprinted on her LEMONS! I suck at summary's the story better is alot though
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Paul
The Reward by New Moon Nut reviews
A Sam & Bella imprint story. The Quileute believe the imprint is a reward for a spirit-warrior's sacrifice. Sam doesn't see it that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,048 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sam, Bella
Road Trips and Texas by 245-Jordan-136 reviews
Edward is obsessive and crazy so Bella leaves him. He goes to Denali and before he can return the Cullen's take off on a roadtrip to Texas. Peter/Bella- Rated M for language, violence andsome other stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Peter
Be Safe, My Love by SKDanielle16 reviews
Set in medieval times. Rose is the daughter of the leader of a rebellion against the crown, and Dimitri is a loyal soldier dedicated to guarding the crown. Against all odds, they fall for each other. Will their love be the key to reaching a compromise? Rated M. OOC. All Human. RxD.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,968 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Pets and slaves by writersblock335 reviews
Vampire keeps humans as slaves or pets, bella is a 'runt' who has lost her familiy to slavery, edward is a rich and famous vampire who wins bella in a bet,can diffrences attract?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,174 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fatal Attractions by Megan Lyn reviews
All human. Rose Hathaway is a badass, 19 year old, underground fighter who the dangerous Russian mob boss Dimitri Belikov wants to 'obtain'. Full Summary inside.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,375 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Finally Home by KCLutz4475 reviews
Bella/Paul imprint story. The Cullen's leave Bella behind and Jake ends up helping her out. Bella doesn't find out about the Pack, at least not right away. Jake gets an imprint and blows Bella off. Bella ends up leaving forks what happens when she returns
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Paul
Emotionless by The Mystery is in the Words reviews
While on the run Rose and Lissa run into strigoi, and they will exchange Lissa's freedom for one thing: Rose. Now three years later Rose is a trained assassin. What happens when the program is taken down by a bunch of guradians and Rose has to return?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,685 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Desecrate Me by kerigocrazy reviews
There's something about Bella Swan; she draws men to her like flies to honey. Paul's determined to find out where she's hiding her sugar, but when the bad boy of La Push finally gets her naked, it's in a place even he never expected. Entry for the Public Lovin' Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Parental Control by XxGrace.Jones.20xX reviews
Abe and Janine despise Jesse, Rose's boyfriend so set her up on MTV's Parental Control where they pick two blind dates for her to go out with.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Rose H. - Complete
Running From Lions by lizziewhite reviews
Bella is pregnant after a one night stand with Paul. She barely knows him. He barely knows her. Will they be able to pull together and learn to get along in time for the baby? AU. AH for now . Rated M for strong language and possible lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Bella, Paul
Drug Slave by writtensymphony reviews
Rose and Christian cast off by their lovers find comfort in the other. No one said these ways where pure and what happens when Rose is so far gone and Christian falls in love again?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Christian O., Rose H.
Drunk On You by love4dimitri reviews
Rose has to show the new kid around the school. What will happen when she takes him to a party and she gets drunk and he dose to? will they have a little fun or will the try to drive home?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Unexpected by sillytak reviews
Sam and Bella meet when Bella returns to La Push to live with her brother Jared. Sam imprints, but has a girlfriend - Emily. Will their imprint survive? Sam/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sam, Bella
What If? by Carpe Diem Vampire reviews
What if Mason survived Spokane? What if someone started bashing Rose? What if Dimitri found out? What if…? Previously owned by RiRi17.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010
Unexpected Surprises by Olivia Williams reviews
after dimitri gets his charge and catches his girlfrien Natasha cheating on him he decides all Moroi woman are not worth it. what happens after insulting his charge he falls in love with her. Dimitri's Pov
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,196 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Lost Girl by FireRedGirl reviews
Dimitri is the prince of Russia, and on his way to a war meeting out the carriage window he sees a girl. First Fan Fic, please read
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Fire and Ice by tlyxor1 reviews
When blazing passion meets icy calm, there's sure to be some resulting steam. Paul's a hotheaded werewolf and Bella's a beautiful girl. An imprint might just determine whether or not opposites really do attract. New Moon, without the teenaged angst brigade along for the ride. Bella/Paul
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,929 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
In the Time of the Beast by TaniMar reviews
Roza's village is destroyed by brutal men who fight for power. She is taken into the Belikov Clan and must learn the ways of these savage people. What happens when she falls under the power of Dimitri- the Chief's son? Can this wild man be the person to help fulfill Roza's destiny?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,976 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Life in La Push by MadisonLovesBSB reviews
What if Charlie had lived in La Push? Bella moves in with him, and everything goes down differently. Will Bella still fall for Edward? Or will a member of the pack appeal to her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,848 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Need For Speed by DelicateSoul reviews
AU: Rose, the current Road Killer, has won every street race and is aiming to go to the top. When ex-Road Killer, Dimitri Belikov, shows up, rules will be broken, limits will be pushed, and temptations will be stirred.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Bella's Song by Kystergurl reviews
Paul has never believed in imprinting. So when he imprints on leech lover Bella Swan he does evrything he can to ignore it. Bella is still broken and isn't ready for love again. But will fate take over?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Paul, Bella
Unusual Love by Sparkeliscious reviews
What would happen if Rose and Christian saw Dimitri and Lissa getting it on and they left before the attack on the academy happened? What would become of Lissa and Dimitri and would sparks fly between Christian and Rose? LEMONS!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Rose H., Christian O.
Under The Stars by DelicateSoul reviews
AU: Dimitri meets a drunk Rose in a bar. Having no identification on her, he takes her with him back to Russia. As they live together, can their broken lives fix each other's heart? RosexDimitri
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,840 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Where I belong by OceanSizeLove reviews
Bella is in sweet relationship with Jacob, but when the bad guy Paul appears she starts to doubt whether Jacob is the one she wants to be with. Paul's dirty mind is about to rip her innocence out of Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Bella, Paul
Payback by XxXLost-In-The-CrowdXxX reviews
Rose Hataway has grown up with an awful life.After getting kicked out of her mother's house,she buys an apartment with Lissa. Ruling the school again, she meets Dimitri Belikov.After beating up Tasha Ozera, Dimitri's girlfriend,he decides to..FULL INSIDE *COMPLETE*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Survival by XxKissMyEyesAndLayMeToSleepxX reviews
Rose is a poor popular girl who works at a strip club to earn money for her mum, Dimitri is the school's rich playboy what get all the girls Can Dimitri get Rose into bed or will it be more to him in time? Can Rose tame him? ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Apologies by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,044 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
The Lack of 'O' by PickaPicChallenge reviews
Edward overhears Bella complaining about her lack of 'O' at a party and he offers to help. Too bad Bella's never thought of him as being anything but her geeky lab partner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My dangerous Russian by xXtheseventhcharmXx reviews
Rose's mother died in a car accident and now Rose moved from Montana to Baia to live with Lissa.What will happen when she meets the dangerous Russian player Dimitri Belikov?And what connection lies among him and her lost parents?R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,759 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Walking With Wolves by RavenTwilight reviews
Paul is an outcast that has to use a cane to walk. Bella moves to La Push and is his first friend in a long time, made fun of for being a pale face. What happens when Paul becomes a wolf and everything changes? Cullens come later and shake things up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,705 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Bella, Paul
Make Me a Perfect Match by Przybyszewski reviews
A grand masquerade ball is being held by Princess Vasalisa and her father. It had a bit of a twist from most typical renassaince parties, one Princess Rosemarie is curious about, along with others. Fellow kingdoms will be celebrating a war victory, assigned to your partner by outfit. Who will Rose be paired with? RxD read and review please. Summary isn't the best. Rating may chang.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Pain Inside by Lilian85 reviews
Rose is the new student at the High School. Dimitri is the play boy of the school. He wants her, she hates him. A project forces them to work together ... but what is Rose hiding from the rest of the world? Dimitri intends to find out... AU, DIMKA/ROZA
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,071 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Beautiful NightMare : by Vampire'sWorld reviews
A/U: Rose is a student in high school, who goes out one night and has a one night-stand with a man named Dimitri, he thinks she's older then she actually is until he substitutes at her school. Rose is surprised at first but then is scared.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Learn to Love by DramaBabe007 reviews
Bella finds that Paul isn't so tough on the inside...she helps him when he needs it and he does the same for her.Hmm...will it turn to romance? ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bella, Paul
Beyond Repair by Hemeophage reviews
Bella is raped and Alice sees it only part of it. When she thinks Bella has cheated on Edward, what will become of it? Rape, Cutting, anorexic Bella anorexia maybe attempted suicide. R&R! Flames accepted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella
Best Thing I've Ever Had by slippin away reviews
DISCONTINUED. Dimitri Belikov is in his senior year of college and is tired of the girls around him. He doesn't plan to settle down until he meets Rose Hathaway, who doesn't fall for his charm. Dimitri, sometimes wonders if his babushka was right.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,457 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
So Much For Self Control by Shannen95 reviews
RosexDimitri: when rose and dimitri are sent to 'special' training what will be waiting for them? will their feelings for each other FINALLY be revealed? PLEASE R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,756 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Percy in Paradise by Takara Phoenix reviews
First in the "Lover of Olympus"-series! The gods want Percy - and not only so he would become a god! And Aphrodite, the little yaoi-fangirl, is heavily scheming. male!Olympians/Percy, only slash though, so be warned! - Sequel "The Lost Lover" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,243 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Percy J., Zeus, Poseidon, Hades] - Complete
Our Forbidden Love by GaskarthInMyPants reviews
This is just my version of Vampire Academy. What if when Dimitri took them to the academy Rose was a singer/songwriter/instrument player trying to make it? READ/REVIEW!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Altered Universe by Kitkat9066 reviews
Set in Spokane when Isiah has them and the others run away, just after Mason dies. What happens when Isiah rapes Rose? And her mum shows up? Will there be a mother daughter bonding? Mia and Rose bonding? After all this time. Read and find out.! Mwah!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/21/2012
When You Least Expect It by alix1081taylor94 reviews
Bella discovers something about her family and that she has a brother. what happens when she goes to La Push to live with him. and then something happens to bella that her brother feels responsible for my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Bella, Paul
Breaking Her Walls by The Mystery is in the Words reviews
After freeing her brother's soul, Rose is back at the academy. Her life is now focused on one thing: training to be the best guardian. She refuses to put down her walls, but will Adrian's cousin Dimitri change that? What happens when they become bound?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,990 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Little Emmelaine by bunnyboo19 reviews
Bay had a stable, loving relationship with Emmett. However, after a night of passion Bay ends up pregnant. Wanting to protect Emmett, Bay takes off to New York to live with Regina and Angelo. Two years later, Bay returns and she's not alone.
Switched at Birth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bay K., Emmett B.
Angel The Slut by iToke reviews
The title kinda says it all. Angel has hit puberty, and tries to seduce the flock one by one. LEMONS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Angel
Pauls Imprint by JBlack915 reviews
Edward left Bella, Jacob left Bella. She goes to confront Jacob and Paul imprints on her. But he isn't the type to fall into the lovely dovey relationship that it should be. Will he give in? Will Bella be able to love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bella, Paul
On the Wrong Side of the Imprint by SweetDulcinea reviews
NM-AU. When Jacob imprints, Bella finds comfort in an unlikely person. Unexpected romance ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Free at last by lisali13 reviews
What happens when Dimitri finds a girl lying half dead outside of St. Vladimirs Academy? When Lissa brings her back to life and realises who she is after all these years? when Dimitri can't fight his attraction to this girl and is left questioning himself
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
I love him by VALove081098 reviews
Rose is still at saint vlads shes pregnant the attack never happened dimitri might go to prison after admitting to be the father
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Princess Rose by VALove081098 reviews
Everyone human Rose is Princess of Turkey who has an arraged marrige to Prince Dimitri of Russia will they find love or will Dimitris uncle discover the truth and kill them both first DONT READ CHAPTER ONE JUST CHPTER TWO CHAPTER ONE IS JUST A SHORTER Ch2
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Deadly Voice by Little-Clementine reviews
Roses mother dumped her on her fathers doorsteps as a baby for her protection. Abe doesn't know why or what she was or what Rose is, and all her school mates know is she's 'handicapped'. Is she?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Remember I love you by PrincessAnastasiaBelikov reviews
Rose has known Dimitri & Abe since she was born. Rose & Dimitri date when Rose is 13. Rose gets pregnant with Dimitri's child. When something happens @ the academy Lissa & Rose runaway. Dimitri has to bring them back. But what is Rose hiding? R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
So He Was An Involved Parent? by Cheeseball417 reviews
Okay. Don't make fun of the name since I really couldn't think of anything. Anyway this is my first Percy Jackson fanfic. I suck at summerys so I'm not going to attempt it. This story starts the night of Kronos's being destroyed. Family/Friendship/Love
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Invisible by VaMpIrElUvEr1333 reviews
Meet Rosemarie Hathaway, the most beautiful girl her high school, St.Vlads, sadly she's the most unpopular girl too. Meet Dimitri Belikov, the new bad boy at St. Vlads, sadly he's a womanizer. Let the games begin ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dimitri Leaves DPOV by Christal-LaVieBohem reviews
Its the night after the cabin, and Dimitri gets a call from Tasha. He agrease to the offer and leaves Rose. But we skip 1 year, and she comes for a visit. Dimitri finds Rose had a child while he was gone, she was still a baby. What happened?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
I Love You, But I Don't Want To Marry You by TeamDimitriBelikov reviews
Rose is the Princess of Turkey, and Dimitri is the Prince of Russia. What happens when they are forced to marry, but Rose doesn't want it to be arranged? What if she falls in love with him, but knows that she doesn't want it? M SCENES WILL BE MARKED RxD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Falling Of The Volturi by Haley62 reviews
Edward cheated on Bella and now she's with the Volturi. Will she find love. Will the Volturi fall or will Bella save them all...ON HOLD...SORRY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Hammer and a Nail by DTS Guru reviews
Sometimes the wolf chooses an imprint that surprises everyone. The pairing seems completely wrong on the surface. But as the two strive to make their relationship work, will they find the wolf knew what he was doing after all? Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,069 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Bet on my body by blackrosegoth reviews
what if Rose was dating Mason and she was the head cheerleader? What would happen when a hot new Russian comes to there school and make a bet on Rose virginity? Will Rose be able to stay true to Mason or will see fall for the player Dimitri. I own nothing
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Never by silfursvik reviews
Vampires no longer live in secret, and Humans are nothing but food and pets to them. Bella has been running from vampires for 3 years, until Jasper Whitlock captures her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Let Me Save Her by justwanttologin reviews
Bella is broken and Jasper keeps her hidden and safe for those who broke her. But when Emmett discovers his secret everything could fall apart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,345 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Silent Lights by NicoleClark123456 reviews
Rosemarie Hathaway hasn't spoken for years. Dimitri Belikov is the new P.E teacher, can he help her troubled soul? AU/AH
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Thank You For Saving Me by chick-2010 reviews
What happens when Bella gets her heart broken again?. Devastated after finding out about Edward and Alice s affair, Bella tries to commit suicide only to be saved by Jasper. Now Bella is a vampire,can she and Jasper heal and love again?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
What Can Only Be Expected by xRawrrxx reviews
Bella is stronger, more outspoken. Jake leaves her because of an Imprint, but doesn't she deserve happiness too? She finds that happiness with some very unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Paul
I'd do anything for an A by MimGuzman reviews
Bella, La Push bad girl meets hot, sexy Paul...Or should she call him Mr Lahote seeing as hes her new teacher? Suck at summaries :\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Bella, Paul
True Insanity by Optimus Prime's little girl reviews
What if Bella wasn't human? What if she was more alike the La Push boys than one thought? What if one of the Pack imprinted on her? Would Bella Swan still be seen as simple Bella with a huge heart? Or would she be seen as the Pack's new play toy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella, Paul
Going Home by Manickliam reviews
Nine year old Bella's life was filled with bullies and bruises. She was miserable until one day a family moves in next door. It's here she learns to love and be loved. But her steele fisted father moves them away to Forks. Will Bella find her way back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
VA Gang by Haze-Lucky3 reviews
Rose Hathaway, was waiting for a her boyfriend at the wrong time. She was taken by Dimitri Belikov a memeber of the VA Gang. Rose has to come to terms with never going home, she is now a member of the VA Gang and a student at St.Vladimir's Academy OOC
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,823 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
My Love Story by Cinderella Adriana reviews
ALL HUMAN. What happens when Rose, the daughter of rich Englishman, is forced to marry Adrian, a grandmother approved relative of the queen of England? What happens when she meets Dimitri, Adrian's poor stable keeper? Who will she choose?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Hearts Ever Right by Untamed Loner reviews
Paul and Bella have moved in together and are enjoying being together as mates. Fate has finally dealt them a good hand. At least until some unwanted guests show up. But despite everything, Paul knows one thing will always remain constant and that is HER.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Uproar by Ladie Lala reviews
A different Bella enters the lives of the pack under different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bella, Sam
Opposites Attract by Srorywriter101 reviews
Bella&Paul set after New Moon. Can a broken Bella help heal a damaged Paul? Their both hotheads, will it ever work? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bella, Paul
He Hates Children by Nicci06 reviews
Bella's parents die, leaving Bella to raise her baby brother at the age of 15. What happens when she meets a guy she falls for but he hates children? Is it possible for Bella to give her brother a normal life? B/J OOC AH rated T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Abused by Sydney Davis reviews
Rosemarie Hathaway appears to have the perfect life. Nice parents, an amazing boyfriend. But she has a secret. Can the new boy, Christian Ozera, crack her open and look inside? He can have her secrets, but can he have her heart too? ALL HUMAN!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Rose H., Christian O.
Hearts In Sync by Untamed Loner reviews
When Charlie gets called away to testify, Bella moves to La Push where she meets Paul. It doesn't take long for the two to form a bond unlike any other. As Paul convinces her to talk about her past, it becomes clear. She was always meant to be HIS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,963 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Down and Dirty by smutgasm reviews
Emmett has left for another woman. Who does Rosalie find to help her take out her anger? PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Rosalie, Paul - Complete
Different Worlds by lifelessvampire reviews
What would happen if you met your soul mate on a train? The only catch is, he's a run away groom... R/D R&R LEMONS WILL BE MARKED
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Endless night by Lucyferina reviews
The wolf growled impatiently and Paul let go once again the little slip of power he was holding over his animal. He slid his arm around her waist and pulled her into him. Bella sighed, but didn't move away. Post-Eclipse, strongBella/ sexyPaul.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,599 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
The King and I by xxElenaGilbertxx reviews
Dimitri Belikov is the Royal King and is engaged to Lissa.Rose is a badass dhamphr who got herself in trouble, and is now working for Dimitri as his personal servent, love blossoms between them but will Dimitri keep to his duties or risk it for his Roza?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Inescapable by Girldownunder reviews
Bella is sent to live with Renee and a new Bella rises from the ashes of her old self. But a visit from a vampy red head sends her back to Forks... Paul and Bella P.O.V's. Language & Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,464 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Paul
The Worn Folder by Lock Ness Monster13 reviews
No longer a one shot! Dimitri Belikov had listened to the rumors about Rosemarie Hathaway before he had brought her back to the academy. But then he realizes something. Who is he to judge? She will be held back by rumors no longer.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,621 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
My FBI Guy by ladierock reviews
Rose is a homeless teenager involved in the dark world of underground crime until she meets Dimitri who makes it his soul purpose to get her out.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 99,635 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Hurt by Mrstrentreznor reviews
MA AU. What if Sam's wolf didn't like Emily? What if the wolf had attacked her, just after they imprinted, in an attempt to make her go away? What if an imprint abused the imprint bonds and ordered the wolf around? What if the man was forced to go along with it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Sorry I Wasn't Good Enough by louise95 reviews
Rose is left alone. After the attack, Dimitri left to be Lady Ozera's guardian and Lissa, Christian, Adrian and Eddie all hate her. She has no one left to go/be with. What's worse is that she's in a fatal condition that no one knows. ONE-SHOT.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Unexpected by AnnaVamp reviews
1860:Jasper's father is marrying a complete stranger who will turn their life upside down.Jasper his torned between his loyalty toward his father, his growing feelings and his need to go fight in the upcoming war. What will happen to him and the new girl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Confused by fishies16 reviews
Alek and Chloe sleep together. Alek lies and says it is a one night stand, and both are heartbroken. will things change if they find out that Chloe is pregnant?
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
A Different Beginning by minties reviews
Rosemarie Hathaway has lived her whole life locked up with Strigoi as a 'blood whore'. How does she escape? And what are the repercussions when she is enrolled in St. Vladmimir's Academy? Rating may change.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,545 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Be Like Water by taoist elf reviews
REPOSTED - Starting with the slap in the movie and spinning a twisting, intense, and psychologically-driven tale. Imprinting, but not the usual way: it's complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 406 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Kiss or Kill by NocturnalAstroMonkey reviews
She came to the conclusion that Edward Cullen was, simply put, an idiot douche bag and that there was in fact nothing wrong with her... Rated M for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 86,565 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9207 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Heartbroken by liss by My own Apocalypse reviews
Christian walks in on Lissa and Rose finds out. Adrian says sorry but she's not forgiving him. Rose becomes friends with Christian.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Trapped by XxKissMyEyesAndLayMeToSleepxX reviews
Rose is a Moroi Princess Dimitri is a half dhampir half strigoi thief Rose hasnt been allowed to go outside since she was little but one night at a ball she meets a guy that takes her outside and it becomes something more.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Wolf's Opposite by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Will they accept each other? Or will they fight what is inevitable… Both the same yet so very different, one a hot head the other calm and collected can opposites attract? For The Opposite's Attract Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Love Bites by Northern-Soul reviews
Raised in a dhampir commune, Rose is no stranger to bloodwhore activity. After an attack on her village she finds her self at St Vladimir's where she faces discrimination and prejudice. Rated mostly for swearing and violence. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,896 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Rose H.
Volturi Daughter by WantJasperspeen reviews
Alice has been deceiving Jasper and everyone for a very long time. When her lies are revealed all hell breaks loose. The Major finds his mate and together they have to fight to save their families. JXB, CXE, RXE, EXJ, PXC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,260 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
My Sister & I by Ikuto's wife 4ever reviews
Rose has a 14 old year sister who is Carrying Jesse's child. Rose will do anything for her. P.S. her sister is Mia
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011
Tangled futures by LuLuuu reviews
Bella only goes to one party in La Push, only for her life to change dramatically overnight. Literally. But sometimes, change is good, right? Bella/Ed. Bella/Paul.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,184 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Paul
The Lives of the Hale Twins by Twilightvamp0 reviews
Isabella and Rosalie are twins who were raped by Royce King the 2nd. Carlisle changed them. The Volturi take Isabella but leaves Rosalie with the Cullen's. Follow them in their vampiric life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Don't Hold Your Breath by Little-Miss-Badass reviews
Shortly after sleeping with Rose, Dimitri takes Tasha's offer. Rose turns to her friends and her training as a means to cope. When Rose goes missing, will Dimitri join her friends on a quest to find Rose? And what happens if Rose Hathaway is gone forever?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Sunset by VioletNightStar reviews
Rose is a Moroi. Dimitri is a dhampir at her age. He is a womanizer and sees Rose only as his best friend and his future Moroi charge. But things are starting to change. But danger is near and Rose discovers some dark secrets from her past.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Closer to God by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,212 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Something Wicked by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Edward and Jake both left Bella. She decides to protect her heart by not letting anyone else in. That's until she meets a stranger at the beach. He offers her a night full passion without any consequences,or so he claims. But is there really such a thing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Paul
Strigoi Breeding Program by x-shadow-x-kisses-x reviews
Rose and Dimitri were taken in the strigoi attack. janine wants to know what happened. when they find two badly beaten Moroi and a mysterious baby, will the truth come out? is there a strigoi breeding program?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Silent Breath by AdriansGrl reviews
Rose Goes to Baia for the summer working in her father diner when she meets a hot russian what will happen.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Learning Curve by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Bella wants sex but Edward isn't putting out, so she comes up with a plan. She's going to find a guy that'll teach her everything he knows about sex. Who better to ask for help than La Push's not so friendly, but still hot as hell, sex-god/werewolf Paul.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,204 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Paul
Diary by MidnightOwlGirl9 reviews
Emmett sees Rosalie's diary with a few pics, tellign him shes been cheating. He goes to the club where he meets a beautiful Bella, who has also been cheated on and recognizes Emmett. Will love bloom between them? ALL HUMAN. Continued by twilightgirls2001
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Emmett
A Musical Rose by PRINCESSKATERINAHATHAWAY reviews
Rose attends St.Vladimir's Academy were they are trained to be guardians of the musically gifted Moroi that also attend the school. Roses world is turned upside down when the gourgous and talented Dimitri Belikov is transferred to the school
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lover and Guardian by Lilian85 reviews
England, 14th century: The young Rose lives in a village together with her mother in a small hut and life had been good so far to them. But all will change when suddenly the village gets attacked by a group of Strigoi ... AU D/R
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,209 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Awakened by FiConta reviews
Rose is Taken instead of Dimitri and she get awakened... but not as a Strigoi... but a Strimoi! Half Strigoi half Moroi! With powers that could change the world for Vampires, Humans and Alchemists alike!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
After Alice by x.TheFutureMrsCullen.x reviews
Alice dies and Jasper goes into depression. Emmett has an idea and the family adopt a baby Bella. Jasper and Edward both fall for her and both fight for her love. But could it tear their family apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
You can't fake love by hellodarinx reviews
in order to protect Lissa, Rose will have to Marry the person she hates the most, Dimitri Belikov. better than it sounds.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Hand Of Fate by belladonnanoir reviews
Bella is broken when Edward leaves her, Jacob finds her after he leaves but eventually ends up breaking her heart as well. She meets Paul at distance and is instantly drawn towards him. Will she forgive and trust Jacob? Will Paul help her get over Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,227 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Paul
She's Different by CrazyAbbss reviews
"I think your...interesting." Paul said. "No one cares what you think." I replied. Bella has grown up in Forks, Paul is a ass, their way to much alike. Will the imprint change his ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Paul
Getting Back What Once Was Lost by princessxoamber reviews
Peter and Char find Bella…they know she is the Major's mate… When the time comes for them to finally meet…will they fall in love or will he stay devoted to a family that doesn't seem him in the same light? Twist turns and Volturi!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,144 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Not meant to love by Livebythebook reviews
MAIN CHARACTORS ARE HUMAN. A prince and a pauper fall in love. Not sure how I got the idea but one more chapter left. Rose is from a small farm in Spain and Dimitri is a prince from Russia. I don't own anything but the plot. Now compleated.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,037 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Hush, Hush Yaoi by Blond Suicidal Bomber reviews
PatchxChauncey, JulesxElliot, PatchxElliot, PatchxElliotxJules Jules Chauncey
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2011
Evil Takes Over by Twilightvamp0 reviews
Edward raped Bella. Victoria changes Bella. The wolves kill Victoria and Charlie. Bella kills the imprints, starts drinking human blood, and join Marias army.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bella, Garrett
Christian & Rose: Unexpected Love by DelenaJate reviews
Rose has always been in love with Dimitri right? If this is the case, why does she start having unexpected feelings for Christian? This is a story about how love can come from the most unexpected places and how some moroi/dhampirs aren't what they seem..
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,145 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
He left me by Ms-Jessy-Mae reviews
Rose and Dimitri love story. she's pregnant but has lost everything that matters most to her, what happens when she cant take it anymore... R&R! Enjoy
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Save me from Romance without Deception by AutumnFirstLight reviews
Paul and Bella are in for a rude awakening when Paul accidentally imprints on her at their meeting. What's a girl to do when the last guy she would ever want is supposed to be the one for her? Poor Paul isn't making it any easier.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Paul, Bella
Forgetting my past by TeamWolfPack96 reviews
Bella gets depressed when Edward leaves. In attempt to appease her dad, she goes to La Push to see Jake. When she gets there she meet Paul. THIS IS NOT A TEAM EDWARD FANFIC! I suck at summaries. Please give this a chance!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Paul
What if Rose was a royal moroi? by fabulousefri reviews
What if Rose was a royal moroi? would her relationship had changed? What about her attitude? Would she have fallen for Dimitri?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The past is slowly coming back by Bougie-from-hell reviews
Bella is adopted by Peter and Char. Alice cheats on Jasper with Edward. Jasper goes to Texas and meets Bella. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
The Cry of The WereWolf by Sapphireuncovered0123 reviews
I hate Sam Uley. I mean...I hated him at first... Now Rated M. ADPOTED FROM ONWIND
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,527 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sam, Bella
Just for one night by Hunting for Jasper reviews
Bella needs release. She goes to Paul, in hope he will help. one-shot turned story. R & R. rated M for sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Paul, Bella
Why Say Goodbye? by BarrelRacer107 reviews
Another Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha story. He leaves her pregnant, Rose runs and gets into trouble leaving her scarred but the baby was fine. Everything is right in the world unitl... HE comes back and her walls are only so strong. Read to find out.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Appreciate What You Have by You-Know-Why97 reviews
The attack the school never happened. Dimitri dumps Rose after he sleeps with her and she decides to try to get him jealous. Dimitri is a bit OC.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
White Horse by princessflo reviews
Bella is in love with Edward, until one day she catches him cheating. What will happen to Bella when the unthinkable happens? Who will be there to help her pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Texas 1857 by joyindenver reviews
A young bride, Isabella, has never known the passion between a man & woman, nor the love of a man. One day soldiers seek shelter on her plantation. After years of doing things by the book, Major Whitlock finds himself desiring another man's wife.AH/AT/OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My First and true love by imnotperfectbutikeeptrying reviews
Bella Black was in love with Sam Uley until he cheated on her with her cousin Leah.Bella leaves 2 years later she gets a call telling her that her best friend is getting married.Bella decides that its time to return to La push.Then Sam Imprints on her
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,995 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Bella, Sam
It's Not For the Best by RainInTheSun reviews
Everyone knew about Rose and Dimitri's relationship BEFORE they went in the cave. Rose was the one that gets attacked, but what can Dimitri do? R/L/A/DPOV. Please R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,908 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Marry Me by hanaxrose reviews
What happens when the princess Rose Has to sacrifice her happiness for her kingdom, but perhaps the biggest sacrifice means the best decision of her life
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,764 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
teenage dream by xEvenWorldWar3CantTearUsApartx reviews
Jacob imprinted on someone bella does NOT like. Edward left. whats a girl to do. what will bella do when a secert comes along she never knew about.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Paul
OH so COMPLICATED! by RoseBelikovelove reviews
Dimitri is a royal Mori who is a spirt user. Rose is a Dhampir. When academy is attacked by strigoi, Rose dies and Dimitri brings her back to life with an unbreakable bond. What things await them? How would they handle the problem that arise them?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 108,592 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Say When by Sammehnz reviews
Rose and Dimitri get called into a training camp. What happens when Rose has enough of Dimitri not admitting the feelings she knows he has? Rated T for minor swearing and some typical RosexDimitri moments hehe
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,354 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Not Again by Emmalia and Kaitlyn reviews
Rosemarie Hathaway ran away from Court, leaving Lissa and the rest of her old life behind, for prostitution. What happens when an old friend finds her and takes her back "home"? R&R. Jessica Baylin
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Every Rose Has A Thorn by No-NeEd-To-ApOlOgIsE reviews
Dimitri Belikov. The most dangerous fighter in the world. A nightmare for his enemies. What happens when Rose is one of his enemies? Social order has collapsed and both Rose and Dimitri are fighting for what they believe in and both in seperate ways.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lap Dog by DTS Guru reviews
Imprint story. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
A New Start by mommyof3boys reviews
After something happens to Bella, she is returning to La Push to live with her Uncle Billy and cousin Jacob. There she'll find out more about her ancestry then she ever really knew. Rated M just cuz I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 120,423 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Under Covers by midnightspy64 reviews
Set after SK, Dimitri not turned. The Guardians recruit Rose to go undercover in a strip club run by strigoi that is threatiningly close to the court. R&D. Lemons and other adult themes. Summary sucks like always.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Taking Two Hearts by the-wolfgirl89 reviews
Bella couldn't be happier with Edward.She knows exactly what she wants. That is until a new guy comes with his Texas drawl and habit of calling her Darlin'. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Happy Endings Do Come True by WIERD101 reviews
This is a story where Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha. Rose ends up pregnant with his baby and leaves Saint Vladamirs. Later on Dimitri and Rose meet and she is pregnant. What will happen.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Love, life, and Sacrifice by Hi.My.Fav.Number.Is.27 reviews
Bella is a normal 16 year old. She lives in Oklahoma. Bella is dating the captain of the football team has good friends but is bullied by the cheer squad. One day charlie gets shot and Bella is forced to an orfange in WA. Full summary inside. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,962 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blame it on Belikov by bloom00011 reviews
Rose and Dimitri have a particularly hard training session leaving her totaly tired out for her first calss bodyguard theory with STAN! uh oh when she says to blame it on Belikov all sorts of interesting things happen.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Believe by Paradise in Me reviews
Alice and Jasper left on a trip after a vision of Bella's eighteenth birthday. However, what Alice never saw coming was a thousand times worse. Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Perfection Personified by JasperLuver48 reviews
An Alternate-Shippers Contest Entry: Bella's two best friends, Jacob and Edward, are driving her nuts fighting for her affections but one night she goes to a bonfire at First Beach with Jacob and meets the God-like man of her dreams. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Why wont you let me in? by CosmicMoonKiss reviews
No Vampires! Rose goes to boarding school for performing arts and wants to be in the in-crowd but there is one problem. Dimitri Belikov. He will do anything to make sure she stays away from his friends or does he feel some thing more? HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Black Horizon by x.BrokenHeartedDancer.x reviews
Bella comes from the Makah rez. Enemy of the La Push rez. Bella is sent by her Alpha to spy on the pack. What happens when she imprints on the leader of the pack, Sam. Will she accept it? Or will she join her tribe in a war against La Push?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,151 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Sam
Rising Phoenix by Bea's Beso reviews
Two years after the Cullen's leave. Bella is facing another heartbreak. Can the unique bond she has with Paul keep her from going back to being a zombie? Why can't they stay away from each other? What will Leah and Sam uncover from forgotten legends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,242 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Paul
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Trouble with Imprinting by Jillyan de Poitiers reviews
When Jacob imprints just as Bella is realizing her feelings for him who will be her savior?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Finding Relief by TwistedforTwilight reviews
When Bella loses her husband, Edward, in a tragic accident, to what length will she go to find relief? Edited: M for Coarse language and mentions of sex. All human. M sexy times. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,131 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Dirty Movie by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are best friends/roommates who are secretly in love with each other. What happens when Jasper kidnaps Edward? Bella puts a knife to Alice's throat to get her precious Eddie back, that's what! But where does a dirty movie come into play?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Volturi Bella by elocin9 reviews
Bella is a slave with her father, Charlie to a bunch of rich humans, who happen to owe money to the volturi. what does Bella do to be invited into the Volturi. All characters are a bit OC. Story contains blood, gore etc its not too bad. My first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Aro
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
I Can't Stop Thinking About You by Damon4eva reviews
When Rose finds out that she is pregnant with Dimitri's baby, she wants an abortion straight away. But what will happen when the Academy find out? And will Rose realise that she can't live without this baby before it's too late? After Shadow Kiss!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,220 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Baby Bella by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
What if Bella was a Demon? What if her mother was a vampire? What if her mother ran away with Bella? What if the wolves find them on their land and killed her mother. And then she was left to live with the Cullens? JXB, AXE, RXEM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Saving Her by Catriona Faolan reviews
Bella and Edward are a couple. Edward doesn't treat Bella right. Jasper and Bella are best friends. He loves her. Jasper gets hurt and Bella leaves. She goes to her moms. Little does she know what shes walking into.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Blind Hope by photographynerd52 reviews
Emmett Cullen was blind as a human, and it stuck with him when he was changed into a vampire. Will he fall for a certain human girl? Will she treat him like he should be? First Fanfic! Please Review! EmxB ExR AxJ CxEs Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Flight: Part 1 by Feefella reviews
.:From Shadow Kiss:. -D.POV- The plane ride to the Moroi Court leaves Rose feeling like her head is splitting open and Dimitri feeling helpless... Something he really doesn't like.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Scar Tissue by thebluechannel reviews
What happens when a burnout meets a future dropout? A whole lot of philosphy apparently. Jasper/Bella. AU, All Human. Borderline crack!fic, with a dash of angst tossed in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Well, that's a SHOCKR reviews
Nora thought her and Patch were in love. Key word thought. Patch left Nora for Marcie after her first time. Will she end up pregnant? Will she get hurt. Follow Nora on her very own life journey * disclaimer I do not own hush hush just the plot and added characters in this story*
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Nora G.
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