Author has written 5 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and Fate/stay night.
Hello to all of you FanFiction writers out there! I bet you came here wanting to find more about me, and you are not to be disappointed.
First of all, I will tell you why I chose the username that I did.
The main reason: I am always right about everything. (Yes, even that incident with the crickets, radioactive Jell-O, and 2500-Ohm resistors - no matter how much it seemed like a failure. I tell you, IT WAS *NOT*!!!)
And whose nose knows like no other nose?
Therefore, it should be obvious who and what I am: I am a gnome.
But how old am I? Simple: Sixty bajillion degrees, measured on the distance scale in units of Juliets.
So as not to destroy the world with my infinitely miniscule mass of wisdom accumulated over the eons, I only exist in this feeble world within the guise of a nineteen-year-old male named [censored for privacy, a master of ninny-jutsu, Thai Chee, Car-ah-Tea, hyperbole, and astrophysics. Of course, those achievements all pale in comparison to my mastery of the art of sneezing.
I've advanced so far in that discipline that I can trigger a sneeze in somebody halfway across the world just by talking about them; but still, there's always more to come in terms of skills.
But now, to take a step in a different direction, and I'm on my way to being known better by my fellow authors.
(Or maybe I could be a troll, which would mean I'm gonna start all over again!)
Hello to all of you FanFiction writers out the... no, too boring and predictable.
Instead of telling you about who I am, I will list the qualities I enjoy reading and attempt to employ in my fanfics.
First of all, my favorite genre: Humor. I always enjoy getting a good laugh out of what I read; however, what I deem a "good laugh" does not involve the usage of dirty jokes or anything like that. (If I'm in the mood for it, sometimes I even find troll-fics quite entertaining.)
Humor is not the only genre that I read, though; as long as it's well-written, I enjoy reading most genres.
By well-written, I mean fics with proper grammar, a cohesive plotline, believable and dynamic (but not the over-the-top kind of dynamic) characters, engaging dialogue, and smooth flow of events.
Such qualities, as I stated before, are what I strive for in my stories.
Due to my moral code, I am a "Gosh Dang It To Heck" kind of person (see TvTropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoshDangItToHeck for more info), and thus disapprove when people use coarser forms of the words "shoot," "crud," "darn," etc. - especially in fics rated K or K.
I also disapprove of slash-fics (either yaoi or yuri) - I would much rather see friendship-style "bromance" between the characters.
Thirdly, I disapprove of fics that involve underage and/or premarital couples acting in manners reserved for those who are married.
And that leads to the final item on my disapproval list: Lemon-fics (or even limes), due to the content required for such.
Thus, if recommending fanfics to me, please try and avoid suggesting stories that contain such material.
Please note, however, that I am not trying to push my beliefs onto other people - you are your own person, and I respect that.
Thus, I will not flame anyone else's writing, and I would prefer it if you would extend the same courtesy to others.
(Of course, even if you do try flaming me, my human avatar's Flash Fire ability will just allow him to cook his hamburgers faster.)
Thank you for your time, and good night (or morning or afternoon or whenever you are reading this).
And remember: if Susan won't let you steal her pies, the fallback plan is to eat Steve. (Jeff said so.)