MyNoseAgreesWithMe
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Joined 05-03-12, id: 3982914, Profile Updated: 09-13-16
Author has written 5 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and Fate/stay night.

Hello to all of you FanFiction writers out there! I bet you came here wanting to find more about me, and you are not to be disappointed.

First of all, I will tell you why I chose the username that I did.

The main reason: I am always right about everything. (Yes, even that incident with the crickets, radioactive Jell-O, and 2500-Ohm resistors - no matter how much it seemed like a failure. I tell you, IT WAS *NOT*!!!)
If I am always right about everything, and MyNoseAgreesWithMe, then my nose must also be right about everything.

And whose nose knows like no other nose?

A gnome's!

Therefore, it should be obvious who and what I am: I am a gnome.

But how old am I? Simple: Sixty bajillion degrees, measured on the distance scale in units of Juliets.

So as not to destroy the world with my infinitely miniscule mass of wisdom accumulated over the eons, I only exist in this feeble world within the guise of a nineteen-year-old male named [censored for privacy, a master of ninny-jutsu, Thai Chee, Car-ah-Tea, hyperbole, and astrophysics. Of course, those achievements all pale in comparison to my mastery of the art of sneezing.

I've advanced so far in that discipline that I can trigger a sneeze in somebody halfway across the world just by talking about them; but still, there's always more to come in terms of skills.

But now, to take a step in a different direction, and I'm on my way to being known better by my fellow authors.

(Or maybe I could be a troll, which would mean I'm gonna start all over again!)


Hello to all of you FanFiction writers out the... no, too boring and predictable.

Instead of telling you about who I am, I will list the qualities I enjoy reading and attempt to employ in my fanfics.

First of all, my favorite genre: Humor. I always enjoy getting a good laugh out of what I read; however, what I deem a "good laugh" does not involve the usage of dirty jokes or anything like that. (If I'm in the mood for it, sometimes I even find troll-fics quite entertaining.)

Humor is not the only genre that I read, though; as long as it's well-written, I enjoy reading most genres.

By well-written, I mean fics with proper grammar, a cohesive plotline, believable and dynamic (but not the over-the-top kind of dynamic) characters, engaging dialogue, and smooth flow of events.

Such qualities, as I stated before, are what I strive for in my stories.

(I am not confident enough in my knowledge on the matter to try and write shippings, though, even if they are not the main focus, so don't expect that sort of fic from me.) Update: If I write a story that includes shipping, it will almost always be a supporting element rather than the main focus.


Due to my moral code, I am a "Gosh Dang It To Heck" kind of person (see TvTropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoshDangItToHeck for more info), and thus disapprove when people use coarser forms of the words "shoot," "crud," "darn," etc. - especially in fics rated K or K.

I also disapprove of slash-fics (either yaoi or yuri) - I would much rather see friendship-style "bromance" between the characters.

Thirdly, I disapprove of fics that involve underage and/or premarital couples acting in manners reserved for those who are married.

And that leads to the final item on my disapproval list: Lemon-fics (or even limes), due to the content required for such.

Thus, if recommending fanfics to me, please try and avoid suggesting stories that contain such material.


Please note, however, that I am not trying to push my beliefs onto other people - you are your own person, and I respect that.

Thus, I will not flame anyone else's writing, and I would prefer it if you would extend the same courtesy to others.

(Of course, even if you do try flaming me, my human avatar's Flash Fire ability will just allow him to cook his hamburgers faster.)

Thank you for your time, and good night (or morning or afternoon or whenever you are reading this).


And remember: if Susan won't let you steal her pies, the fallback plan is to eat Steve. (Jeff said so.)

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 193 - Words: 1,094,536 - Reviews: 8241 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 720 - Words: 204,203 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
The Tangled Princess Bride by Wolfram-and-Hart-Sauron reviews
The King of Corona reads his grandchildren an inconceivable bedtime story about Rapunzel and Flynn Rider with fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,086 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Rapunzel, Flynn R.] - Complete
Link to Reality by Queen of Corners reviews
Reboot of ALfheim Arc. After everything they'd been through in SAO, Kirito and Asuna find themselves trapped in yet another virtual reality setting. This time, however, they don't quite know the requirements for getting out.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 222,189 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Like No One Ever Was by FinalArc reviews
Nature brought the tornado, Team Rocket got them stuck in it, Age caused the building's collapse, and Bad Luck did the rest. But none of them are to blame for electrocuting Ash to the point of brain damage. That's all on Pikachu.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,945 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Girlfriends by EmmyGWrites reviews
Valentine's Day one-shot. Bonnie asks Ash if he has a girlfriend. Ash responds in character. No particular shipping, and no character bashing, scout's honor.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Complete
Double or Nothing by ayunlu reviews
In which Anakin Skywalker finally tells the Jedi Council about his secret marriage to Padme Amidala. Their reaction is unexpected, to say the least.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Here I Go Again by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE AU. The Force has decided to take matters into its own hands by sending Obi-Wan Kenobi back to the past following his death. Many things will change but only time will tell if these changes are enough to stop the rising darkness. Siriwan and Anidala. Rated T for safety. R&R please. Epilogue posted.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 333,222 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Ten Forever by Could Not Think of a Good Name reviews
An old man looks back on his many adventures as a child, and ultimately, he smiles. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Tour Trauma by SuperGroverAway reviews
Things suddenly take a severely unpleasant turn while Stan is trying to conduct business as usual at the Mystery Shack.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Grunkle Stan, Mabel P., Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
The Save File is OK by EclecticLion reviews
Ever wonder what's really going on inside that game of yours? What happens when you're not playing it? What happens when you overwrite it? "They're all the same. They never change. The people never change. I'll never change."
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Red - Complete
Taking Time by Kazias reviews
We all know Red, don't we? The master of Ellipsis, The Chuck Norris of the Pokemon world, the mysterious trainer who remains at the elusive Mount Silver. But when he hears of his mother dying, maybe being the best there ever was isn't good enough... What he needs is time.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Red, Concordia/Helena, Giovanni/Sakaki, Leaf - Complete
To Catch a Uni-Candy-Corn by Dixie Darlin reviews
King Candy orders his two inept pastry cops, Wynnchel and Duncan, to retrieve the wild fire-breathing uni-candy-corn known as Skittles so that he may have a royal steed to ride around on. Things, of course, go wrong.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,011 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Wynnchel, Duncan, King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Unobtainable by hopscot reviews
Asking her out is hard enough, but the real test is the date. From overprotective Pokemon to... Actually, it's just the overprotective Pokemon, but boy are they a challenge. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
Fateful Encounter by Samsung Super Aladdin Boy II reviews
After all that's been said and done, there's still a lot left to be said and done; to be learnt. N is free, though he doesn't quite grasp this concept yet; he doesn't know how to start living free. A fateful encounter with a fated legend might help light the path onwards.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Red, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
The Changeling by Elsie Dewey reviews
Set between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back, the story considers what would happen if Threepio (C3PO) had been confiscated by the Empire during a raid on a Rebel base. This introspective story uses that unexpected perspective to reflect on the nature of truth, life, and legacy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., C-3PO - Complete
Hidden Machines by FortuneDP reviews
When first learning how to use a Hidden Machine, one generally thinks over which of their Pokémon to use. Of course, someone would always choose to not follow common sense and choose a completely absurd Pokémon to learn the move and thus utterly fail in their first usage of the move. Hello, Dawn.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Lucas/Kouki, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
A Mother's Love by the-writer1988 reviews
The Council grants Obi-Wan permission to free Anakin's mother from slavery. Can Shmi's bond with her son prevent his fall to the dark side or only accelerate it? Set 1 year post TPM and beyond. Completed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 203,781 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
ClicheStorm by Ysavvryl reviews
What if your starting Pokemon was a man-eating legendary dragon? B/W fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 334,624 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Kyurem - Complete
A Sithmas Carol by DarthObsydian reviews
A mean spirited Chancellor is confronted by three spirits on the Eve of Life Day in an attempt to save him from a tortured fate. (A retelling of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,936 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Plagueis, Darth Maul, Yoda - Complete
The Ring and the Rockets by H. M. Lee reviews
Sauron hires two criminals and a cat to steal the ring.
Crossover - Pokémon & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Team Rocket - Complete
Mabel's Shadow by QuirkyRevelations reviews
Wanting a break from Station Square, Shadow the Hedgehog goes for a run and ends up at a zoo in the hidden town of Gravity Falls…where he meets an interesting little girl wearing a colorful sweater. This is a brief crossover one-shot between Sonic the Hedgehog and Gravity Falls. *Edited as of August 7, 2014*
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Shadow, Mabel P. - Complete
The Legend of Dragoon: Serdian War by tmntfan4eva reviews
A novelization of the game Legend of Dragoon. I want to know what some of you think of the way its written and if it's accurate according to the game.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 181,031 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Dart F. - Complete
Artoo's Frazzled Circuits: The OT Diary by Ana Hazel reviews
The events of the Original trilogy seen through R2's photoreceptors. Features the entire gang. Takes into account all 6 movies and the fact that Artoo never had a memory wipe.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Luke S., R2-D2 - Complete
The Great Detective by A Humble Wordsmith reviews
These are the adventures of the great Sherlock Holmes, as told by his faithful partner Dr. Watson. It all takes place in a world of corruption and greed, where Holmes's need for the truth may put them both in danger... It's a serious story, and it's better than the summary makes it sound. I promise.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,747 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Samurott/Daikenki, Ghetsis H./Geechisu H.
Coalesced Matter by Mirror and Image reviews
Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,414 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Count Dooku - Complete
Shoulda Kept the Manual by Lucillia reviews
In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they were - or rather one of them was - vital to his plans.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/24/2012 - E. Palpatine - Complete
These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For by Kelaria reviews
A bumbling Stormtrooper, a passive-aggressive Sith Lord, and a mysterious Nerf herder save the galaxy from the forces of evil!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,053 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Professor Layton Reads a Bedtime Story by Arglefumph reviews
Luke is upset that Professor Layton wants to read him a bedtime story, and Flora wonders why.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Luke T., Flora R. - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Couches by stormqueen873 reviews
Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
In the Name of the Law by RabulaTasa reviews
The Titans find themselves in serious trouble with the Law... but which one?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
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Something to Do On the Weekend reviews
After Aincrad was cleared with the help of two Pokemon Trainers, Kirito's AI daughter decides to summon them into ALFheim to rescue her mommy - and the Land of Fairies will never be quite the same. This is the second main installment of my crossover "Tuesday-verse," and makes the most sense if you have read the first (which can be found on my profile). Updates weekly on Saturdays.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 9/3 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Serena] Kirito/Kazuto K., Yui
Taking A Sick Day reviews
You know all those retellings of XYZ Episode 22? Yeah. I did the thing. Set within my "Tuesday-verse" crossover AU, but contains enough backstory (and few enough crossover elements) to be read as a standalone. Takes place in between "Just Another Tuesday" and "Something to Do On the Weekend." Aura!Ash, Psychic!Serena. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Serena] Clemont/Citron, Bonnie/Eureka - Complete
Just Another Tuesday reviews
When it comes to odd experiences, Ash Ketchum has seen them all. So when one of Clemont's inventions malfunctions and throws him and some of his companions into another world, he decides to take it in stride and make the most of his time there - causing changes along the way. Rated T because of SAO's premise. Contains SatoSere and Kirisuna, but not main focus. Sequel has begun.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,083 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 6/7 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Serena] Kirito/Kazuto K., Silica/Keiko A. - Complete
FateStay Pokemon: Unlimited Tauros Works reviews
Based on the "Unlimited [X] Works" snowclone meme, featuring the Pokemon Tauros. Will eventually appear in one of my other stories' omakes, but I decided to post it separately here as well.
Crossover - Pokémon & Fate/stay night - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2 - Complete
ASDF, Sonic Style! reviews
The Asdfmovies, as performed by the Sonic Characters. Some creative liberties taken with sketches to fit rating, credit for original work belongs to Youtube's Tomska. DISCONTINUED.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sonic
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