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Joined 05-03-12, id: 3983043, Profile Updated: 05-03-12
Hey there! I'm a romancey nerd and a loverboy forever! lol, i'm so lame. So, just looking for some good old fashion fan fics3 Although, i'm primarily a mobile dude so yeah... Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. PLUR baby3
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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 1,073,331 - Reviews: 11132 - Favs: 18,554 - Follows: 17,611 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 615,618 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 215,423 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 6,139 - Follows: 6,110 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Lisbeth/Rika S., Argo
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 294,386 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Recruiters by sephcounttheways reviews
A vampire's main objective is to increase their numbers. Vampire Smut AU. Everyone X Everyone Else
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 101,766 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Genesis R., Sephiroth
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Soup's On by Of Fans And Flames reviews
After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at St. Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a pushy blond vagrant who will change the course of his life. (SasuNaruSasu. COMPLETE) NOTE: I posted an improved version on AO3. Read here (remove parentheses): tinyurl(.)com/gwfmnjo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 312,352 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Juugo - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5782 - Favs: 7,228 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Swords of the Living Dead by nanaya88 reviews
Rather than a castle floating in the sky, Kayaba Akihiko has created a world where the dead refuse to stay put in their graves. Players fight to reclaim Aincrad, a massive city spanning 100 districts, from the grasp of the undead. But when they find themselves trapped in this nightmarish world, zombie-hunting ceases to be all fun and games. Welcome to SLD. Follows Kirito and Sinon.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 139,223 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5802 - Favs: 13,112 - Follows: 7,924 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
A Number of Complications by The Crafty Cracker reviews
AU. Konohagakure is a country that houses some of the most elite families in all of the world. If there is one school the children go to, that is Konoha Gakuen. Fame, power and money equals a simple life? No way. Eight sixteen-year-olds, seven prestigious families, one school, five rivalries, one love. Welcome to Konoha Gakuen. Welcome to hell. (Multiple pairings inside)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 320,822 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
101 Failed Attempts At Escaping From Cross Marian by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
Allen just wanted to get away from Cross and his drunken antics. He prayed, and in return he got a murderer with a Segway, a conspiracy theorist of a bookman junior, a melon murderer, clones of the guy he was trying to run from, a satanic golem, a truck load of crack, and a broken fourth wall. Thanks a lot god. It's even worse because he just can't seem to escape this nonsense.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 205,684 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian, Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Yang Xiao Long: Destroyer of Ships by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
Yang reads the RWBY wiki and finds a series of comments related to "shipping." After that, Jaune blasts off Team Rocket style and Professor Ozpin does nothing the entire time.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Yang X.L., Ruby R., Ozpin - Complete
Cloud Cover by SecretSky reviews
Naruto's led a tough life, but with a fresh start at a new school, his natural optimism kicks in. Unfortunately, things are about to get FAR worse. Pulled into a world of drugs, abuse and crime, he must find a way to make it out alive or die trying. "Remember, Uzumaki," he said to the mirror, "Your real life is with your friends. This...this is just a nightmare." Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,412 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever mine by shiverdreams reviews
"Sasuke... do you believe in reincarnation?" It turns out dealing with a band while being creatures of the night isn't all that easy, especially when sparks fly between the singer and guitarist, who have the feeling they've met before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,132 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Secret Video Files Of ITACHI by Blood Rain Falling reviews
Itachi has a new camera and his making his biography. Follow Itachi through his life like you have never seen before. You've never seen a crack fic like this. definitely out of character and definitely crazy. Not even the characters take this story seriously so come in and have a laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Itachi U.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Operation Retcon by Some1Else reviews
Solid Snake discovers that the road to taking back the Patriots is paved with plenty of misadventures.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,844 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - S. Snake, B. Boss - Complete
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Stalking Lavi Bookman by SwingTree85 reviews
Lavi Bookman has many admirers at Black Order University that watch him from afar. Of course, "afar" in this case refers to the bushes in Allen Walker's front yard. How will Allen deal with a neighbor who seems bent on making his life miserable? Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,797 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Just like Heroine by sugarswirls reviews
Sasuke's life has taken a downward spiral since the murder of his family, but his life is flipped upside down when he meets a sweet, blonde haired girl named Naruto. But there's more to Naruto than meets the eye... Highschool AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,758 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Temari Watches TV by Sunlit A Colony reviews
Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro face the horrors of American television....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2005