Bonjour, Its moi, Goddess of Jasper.

I love the series: Twilight( Don't judge me!!), Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles and the 39 clues.

I would be a Cullen if it were possible.

I am both Team Edward and Jacob!!!!

I am a child of Aphrodite because...

I love to shop

I love make up

I am a total girly-girl

I sense love

and I give great relationship advice!!

I am part of the Lucian branch!!

Couples that I totally love!!!

Jasper/Jiper aka Jason and Piper cause they were made for each other

Percabeth cause they were made for each other!

Frazel cause they are so cute together

Leyna cause I mean opposites attract right?

Thalico cause oh they are so sweet!!

Harry and Hermione

Peeta and Katniss cause they are Epic

Zarter because so much tragedy in their love

Sadie with Walt/Anubis cause... I have no comment

Jamy cause they have a love/hate relationship

Natan cause they are just too cute

and last but not least

Edward and Bella cause... well this love explains itself

Jacob and Renesmee even though I think its kinda weird

Couples I Despise

Jeyna

Perachel

Liper

Thaleo

Thapollo

Amy and Evan

Amy and Jonah

Amy and Hamilton

Dan and Reagan

Dan and Madison

I hate Justin Beaver because dude seriously act like yourself, you have NO SWAGGER!!!!

I love Selena Gomez, she is my role model (even though she is dating Beaver)

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth

When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron

When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson

When a friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia

When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse

When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca

When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico

When i see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel

When a limo passes by my car.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people. (Yupers)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know everything now. )

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.

(Copyright goes to Chick With Brains!)

Oh and people of Fanfiction, when you're bashing Piper or Jasper, you're just giving me a reason to punch you with my awesome Goddess powers!!!

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Copy/paste this in your profile if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horrible to Percabeth!!!

Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste.(Oh My Zeus, This scared me!!!)

When my friends ask if I lost my mind, I say No, I sold it on Ebay.

VIOLET DAUGHTER OF PERCABETH, I AM NOT INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

I am co-authoring a story with SephCurrentDaughterofPoseidon!!! It's on my account, check it out!!!

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes

Adieu, my darlings.