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HELLLO I's Ninjafish
but my real name is Lulu
Hair color: Dyed but my natural color Brown
I'm new here and I'm about to be 18 in the fall.
Well I've never wrote a story b4 so be patient with me pretty please. I'm a horrible speller.I hope to be here writing stories for a while.
I really dislike people who leave anonymous reviews that are very mean. If you wanna know my personality. I'm a very shy girl and easy to make blush. I have 4 older brothers (2 18yr olds and a 19 yr old and 16)and a little sister. So I'm more tomboyish. I'm really tall like 5'10 and only 120lbs. My brothers find it funny to throw me around and pick on me since my sister is only 5 so she's no fun. Also I'm a twin! Yup identical expect he's a boy and taller and I'm a girl We even dyed our hair the same color. We're Lucas and Lucielle(16). Jaiden and Jorden(18), My brother Hunter(19) then little Mia(5). so my house is chaos. Crap I'm dumb I forgot my older brother. He's 28 and has 3 kids. A 9-year-old A 4-year-old and a 3-year-old so I'm an Aunt! UI always forget him cuz he moved all the way across the country. I live in Tennessee and he lives in Utah... So I have 5 older brothers. And His name is Garrett. Yah my Mom had age issues. Garrett and Hunter are are 9 years apart the Hunter and the J twins are only 1 year apart and the J twins and I are 1 year apart and me and Mia are 11 years apart..
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile'
-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever walked into a clear glass door by accident and fell back, copy this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
_.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
_s?_s_s _ beaten a guy in an arm wrestle,
_.s_ .s_ s _ copy the Flaming Heart
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Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me.
YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose. I got this from moonlightspirit's profile)
xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.(Sometimes depends)
x You've played with/against boys on a team.(Was the only girl on my school's football team! Till they said I was gonna get Hurt)
x shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue :)
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.(In a punk rocker way.)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Hey I don't wanna stink!_)
You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.(Till my brothers broke their heads off DX)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
1. Find a globe.Spin it.What does it say? Ireland
2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18,word 6. What does it say? Despite
3. What can you hear right now?Temporary Home by Carrie Underwood
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself? Hunter! Stop touching my hair!
5. Turn on T.V. What show is on?Austin and Ally
6. Type your name with your elbow.lkuikl;ui
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?Chair
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? What's that?
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? My computer shut off.
10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? esmlsuaac
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a huge scar on my leg and it's from Jaiden pushed me out of the tree and I cut it bad.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? umm posters of Twilight, Nine lives of Chloe King Taylor swift. and TAylor launter..
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I've been told I Snore and If I lie I tell the truth
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Country
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6:30am 30 minuets after my brother
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? For my brother to come and visit.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My mother.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books and Nintendo 3DS
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? About 5’10.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Depends. Sometimes I like the dark, sometimes it scares me silly.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Luke-_-
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Simply because for her
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black hair and bright blue eyes.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Ummm, I’m not really sure.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ramen Noodles. Chicken flavor!.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? Almost every gift given to me by my bff! or little sister
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yup.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yeah, in all my fingers except my pinkys
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don’t really have one
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?3 dogs
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?Probably…depends on the person.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?In person.
30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 2
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?I think most girls look nice with brunette hair,I have a weakness for boys with dark hair.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?One of my friends who will reasurre me if somethings wrong
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?Idiots and Stuck up people who think ima country folk and I talk all like YEEE HAW!
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?Nope
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?A book
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?I wish
37. FIRST JOB?At a day care working with 2 and 3 year olds.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?No.
39. DO YOU SWEAR?Yeah, but not that often.
40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?Wrestling with my brothers. They won
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?Yes on my mouth
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?My hair
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?Nope
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?A BOOK
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?4
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?Yes my grandma
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?Yeah.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?Whatever is in the house I even used my brothers..
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?When I first start writing something. The longer I write, the sloppier my handwriting gets -_-
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?TURKEY!
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Bitting my nail, and chewing on the side of my thumb
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?...Backstreet boys
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yeah.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?...Hmmmmm Punch a wall
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The library
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My dolly!
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?26
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yup. A huge fan XD
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yup All the time!
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?Macaroni and Cheese.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?I would like a guy that’s funny, loyal, smart and gentlemanly. It would be a nice and he has to be at least tough enough to deal with my family_
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Lulu, Lou, L ,Girly, Some people call me Hunters little sister. or mean people call me anorexic. Or Im Luke's twin.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?Band-Idk Singer TAYLOR SWIFT
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The walking Dead or Avatar: the Last Airbender.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?I’m not telling, but I will say it was a good score.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?Moose tracks.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?Yes.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT This morning
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?Yes there is.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I dunno. I think My brother pushed over 100 mph I was so scared.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?Yes.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?Best days by taylor swift.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE! My Friend
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?Their eyes. I know, it sounds so cliché, but it’s true.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?I don't know what this means?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?Noone!
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?September
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?Virgo.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?Well, my hair is naturaly brown but now its like a greenish blue.
86. EYE COLOR?It sorta changes It's blue then light blue sometimes grey and green
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?McDonalds.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?No.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?Austin and Ally
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?Halloween!
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I play the clarinet in the band!
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?...
95. KISSES OR HUGS?Both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?A slushie
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Its a white oldmobile
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I’m reading Silence by becca fitzpatrick.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single...-_-
1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Top 8 what?
2. What is your favorite possession? My Nook
3. What's your favorite Christmas song? Santa baby
4. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
5. Can you do a push up? Hell yah I can
6. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?I don't got one -_-
7. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
8. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment I'm tired, cold, who ate my burrito?
9. Name the last 3 things you have bought Gas chips and a mountain dew
10. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink Water juice and pop
11. Where would you like to go? Spain
12. Do you own slippers? yes
13. What shirt are you wearing? Blue band t-shirt
14. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The guy from chainsaw masscure was going to get me
15. Best bed sheets as a child? hmmm Strawberry shortcake!
16. Does someone have a crush on you? I don't know... I hope
17. What is your favorite candy? Hersheys!
18. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding? When you look me in the eyes
19. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? I don't know...A place in this world by Taylor swift
20. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? sleeping
Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
Once the game began the line moved quickly, Torment Fallen series book 2
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
My brothers knee
Without looking, guess what time it is?
Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dog snoring
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
3 hrs ago and I was breaking into my brothers car.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A hole my head made in the wall when I was tackled. Hey i got 4 brothers and I'm smaller.
What are you wearing?
Blue T-shirt sweat pants and my brothers sweater which is and XL and I wear a M.
Did you dream last night?
...I don't remember
When did you last laugh?
3 hrs ago
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters and Holes
See anything weird lately?
My brothers seeing who can stick their toe in ther ear...
What do you think of this quiz?
What is the last film you saw?
If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A UNICORN! I'll Have one genetically made.
Tell me something about you I don't know:
My mom died.
If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get a tattoo
Do you like to dance?
AHHHHHHHH CRAZY GUY!!!
Imagine you first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
What fics do you demand all your fans to read?
Anything they want!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(Welll I look like it cuz I have a very high metabolism and I'm skin and bone looking but im not!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch. (Sometimes, I sometimes speak my mind.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (In my defence, I relate better to guys, I was the only gorl in the neighborhood,)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Ok I'ma little shy around guys. execpt my best friend but we've been friends since birth.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.(1, It was a used car and 2, I payed for 3/4 of it. My brother just payed the rest and said it was a birthday present.)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...(Okay i do admit i am a bit of a loner but...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I only stalk Norman Reedus)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(Ok i may be a little arrogant... just a smige.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER...(Again i am a bit of a loner, so i have been told...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Only sometimes do I disagree.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.(Ok I may only have 1 or 2 people I'll say are my Frields)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!)
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. ( i have done this and almost every one did)
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!” (DID that and It was funny till animal control acme and I got in trouble...)
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy
I Like and ship
Mako and Korra LoK
Jinora and Skoochy LoK
Aang and Katara A:tLAB
Peeta and Katniss tHG
Zuko and Katara If there's Aang and Toph A:TLAB
Billy and Jane Jane by Design
Chloe and Alek 9LOCK
Carol and Daryl The Walking Dead
Kane and Lita Wrestling
Bella and everyone but Edward Twilight.
Austin and Ally
I don't like
Jinora and Bolin LoK
Ikki and Bolin LoK
Derek and Styles Teen Wolf
Lita and Edge >Xp Wrestling
Here are the links to my story Kane and Lita drabble series
This is for chapter 1.