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!!The Amazing Steve!!
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THE NEXT SEASON OF NINJAGO STARTS JANUARY 29, 2014 AT 6:00PM EST. SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!
Ok so some people were asking about stuff & I just wanted to add these notes so here:
A Burning Passion: Yes, there will be a sequel. I'm working on in and it should be up sometime in February (2014)
Bob's AMAZING Games: Steve is me. Since I am a girl, Steve is also a girl. Also this was just another thing I wrote while bored. Woo
Serpentine Kids: Took a while to write, but thank you all for staying patient & for the wonderful reviews. Like I literally shed tears at how much you guys liked it. Y'all are my inspiration to keep writing, thank you
Why Have Katniss When You Can Have Peeta?: No this was not serious. In 8th grade I was really bored in health class, and since I was really into the Hunger Games at the time, I decided to write. So what if I have a disturbing mind? You should read the Creepypasta I'm working on (it's not sexual, but I've made someone throw up while reading it).
Just the main ones, but yeah:
Creepypasta (pretty much all of them)
List only 10 characters from Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
(7) Sensei Wu
1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?
Heehee... Hey Kai :) Perfect timing ;)
7 cooked you dinner.
Since when do you cook? I thought the ninja did everything for you...
4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?
Jay got Nya pregnant and they can't agree on names :) I don't really think they would fight at all though...
6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?
Cole's mad because I ate all of his cake. I will buy him more, then eat that, too.
3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?
Lloyd & Zane... *prepares to destroy wedding*
You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.
Dammit Garmadon. I always knew you were a sick pervert, but this...
You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?
Nope he'd take a video and post it on Youtube.
You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.
DAMN KAI *lowers sunglasses to get a better look at them ab muscles*
Lloyd... he's cute and all but... No.
Skales is a snake he can't even wear pants
8 confessed to be a part of your family.
She seems nice :) But that would mean I'm also related to Lloyd! :D and Garmadon... shoot me now...
6 kidnapped you, why is this?
Cole's too fucking stupid to realize I'm not a snake.
You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.
Zane what are doing?? You're supposed to KILL Skales & Garmadon...
7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?
Sensei Wu's having relationship problems and Jay tries to help? Jay you're too awkward for your own relationship gtfo
5 gave you a teddy bear.
Thanks Nya :) She gets me, I love them teddy bears :D
9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.
Kai you better beat the shit out of Skales
8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?
Misako is mad at Cole for being mean to Lloyd :( Sensei Wu's just observing and trying not to laugh at Cole getting yelled at.
It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?
I hope Nya isn't mad at me but I'm not going to sleep in the rain! Besides, Jay loves her he's just being a nice person.
5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.
punches her face* Oops... Sorry Nya...
You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a café. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?
Definitely Lloyd! Thank you for saving me from spending time with *cringes* your father
You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?
I stab Skales in the face repeatedly and the other random people help me tie him up and toss him in a meat grinder c:
2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.
Sorry, Lloyd, but I'm in love with someone else.
4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?
He'd probably sing something like "Pinball Wizard". And I'd totally make him sing "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" so I can watch him murder it horribly c:
1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.
All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?
Lloyd. Definitely Lloyd.
You're going to play a prank on your best friend and 4 decides to help you.
Plot a prank with Jay... This should be fun.
You go to a new school and see 7 is your new teacher. What do you do?
Wow it's amazing how that worked out. Sensei, can you teach me spinjitzu please?
1 admits to you that he/she is dating 2. What do you do?
How about no.
9 wants to get you and 8 together. 8 ditches you when 9 comes over. What do you do?
I'm not going to date Misako. If she wants to ditch me for Skales that's not my problem.
Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5?
Zane. His cooking is better than Nya's. And everyone else.
3 takes 1, 4 and you out to lunch, where do you go, what do each of you order?
Zane: Where would you all like to go?
Me: French fries yus
Kai: Just give me, like, 3 double cheeseburgers and I'll be fine.
Jay: Can I get a Happy Meal?
Me: As long as it's not Hello Kitty again...
Jay: But I like Hello Kitty *cries*
Me: You tried to flush her down the toilet -_-
Jay: SHE TRIED TO KILL ME I SWEAR!!!
Zane: This was a bad idea...
You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins?
Lloyd and I are fighting over the last cookie, and I win because rock beats scissors
It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1, or 3?
Zane's ice vs Kai's fire. What do you think?
You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare (as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort, 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5?
You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with, 4, 2, or 5?
NOT Cole, Jay get scared too easily... Let's do this Lloyd.
If 4 asked you out on a date, what would you say?
You have a girlfriend smart shit back off.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, “AMEN!”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy”.
7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cannot attend their party because you have a headache.
13. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, “I won! I won!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives! They're loose!”
15. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
Girl: "Do I ever cross your mind?"
Girl: "Do you like me?"
Girl: "Do you want me?"
Girl: "Would you cry if I left?"
Girl: "Would you die for me?"
Girl: "Would you do anything for me?"
Girl: "Choose - me or your life."
Boy: "My life"
The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her and says...
"I also had a 3-way with your sister & best friend."
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Girls Don't Realize These Things
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you.
Ladies always complain to their guy friends that there are never any good guys out there, then end up with some other asshole... again. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the "nice guy" you've been dreaming about could be right there beside you.
What's your element?
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get upset.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit. You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team willingly.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rules!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own many baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (as long as they aren't sagging)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero is a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
I'm a girl. Oh. :I
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