Psycho Tangerine
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Joined 06-08-03, id: 398660, Profile Updated: 08-19-13
Author has written 19 stories for Power Rangers, and Lord of the Rings.

I am a middle-aged woman. I am introverted (large groups scare me), conservative, and insane (as evidence by my fanfiction).

I know I am too old for Power Rangers and Super Sentai. I don't care, it's what I enjoy. Other things I enjoy are puzzles (jigsaw and word), reading books (suspense and mystery), playing Gamehouse games (hidden objects, especially), and going out with my husband (otherwise I would have very little social interaction (introvert-remember?))

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This is a story about abortion. Please read.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

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This was written by AM83220I and I borrowed it with permission- Under the Health Care bill the federal government has recently said that by 2013 all but, in effect, the very smallest pure faith organizations (an exception which naturally does not include Catholic universities, schools and hospitals) must pay for contraceptives and morning after abortion pills as part of the health care they offer their employees. This is completely contrary to Catholic teaching and at the least results in excommunication.

Essentially, then, Obama is basically commanding the Catholic Church to bow before him instead of before God.

Many, hopefully most, observant Catholics will not bow to this monstrous assault on our 1st Amendment protected religious freedoms, no matter what is done to us by the federal government in way of retaliation.

My addition to this: Now I am hearing that members of Congress who voted this into law without reading it have asked to be exempt from it...and are getting that exemption. How fair is that? In my opinion every single Congressman who voted for this law and then got themselves exempt need to be voted out.

Jesus is Lord

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Types of fanfiction I read

Humor- I love these when written well. These need to make sense within the context of the humor. A story that has the Rangers talking like thugs and pooping everywhere for no reason is not humorous- just stupid. Humor is very subjective. What I find funny, another person might not.

Angst- I love these also. Funny how we love reading stories that put our favorites through the wringer.

Romance- Depends- I don't mind reading the thousandth Tommy/Kim, Andros/Ashley, or Jayden/Emily story if the writer actually does something creative and interesting with the story. If you are writing for such a pairing, read some of them first, and then ask yourself, "what can I do different with them?"

Drama/Adventure/Family/Fantasy, etc.- I will read these if the story is interesting and the writing is at least acceptable (give me a story in a giant paragraph and I will just skip it because I don't need the headache of trying to read it).

Slash- I avoid pure slash stories. Sorry, but it's just not something I want to read. If a longer story that focuses on something else (an adventure, a continuation of a season, etc.) has a slash pairing but is well written, then I will read that story, but just gloss over anything related to the pairing.

Songfics- eh...most are not interesting to me. I usually don't know the songs and I just can't see most of these Rangers declaring their love through Karaoke. There are some of these though that are well written and don't need song lyrics added into them.

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I love to read and review stories. I love getting reviews. I don't mind receiving constructive criticism. If I read your story, I will try to give constructive criticism if I see the need. I do not believe in flaming a story or telling someone not to write again. I also do not believe in blind praise (except when actually deserved) because it won't help the writer improve.

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I have done very little writing this Summer. I did post one fanfic, but that's it. I just don't know why I can't get myself writing. I lost what little I wrote because my hard drive crashed. But now I have a nice new laptop. I guess one reason I am redoing my profile is in hopes of prodding myself into writing again.

Power Rangers: First Omega by Comet Warrior reviews
The multiverse is in crisis. The eight Celestial Rangers are needed to stop the Eternal Darkness from absorbing the Great Power and keeping the multiverse from going to blazes. It's up to the Omega Ranger to find the others... before it's too late.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010
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MagnoliaCinderellaCupcake reviews
What happens when the most beautiful, magical, and intelligent lady falls into Middle Earth? My take on Mary Sues. Not to be taken seriously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
Why Won't Those Rangers Stop Meeting Already? reviews
More stories where the Rangers meet each other. Hopefully, this will be as insane as the first four series of stories.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 69,350 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/7/2009
The Dumbest Romance Story Ever Told: Final Attempt reviews
My third attempt at having Zordon putting Ranger, Allies, and Villains into different romantic pairings. Just for fun.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012
Power Rangers Episode Drabbles reviews
Just some short stories based on whatever episode I watch at random. May or may not be humorous depending on what I come up with.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007
The Dumbest Romance Story Ever Told: Part Deux reviews
My second attempt at pairing Power Ranger characters in insane ways. Never completed.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
Dark Heart reviews
The background story of one character and the decision he made as a boy that led him to become...well I'm trying not to give it away. Not a humorous story this time.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Those Rangers Just Keep on Meeting reviews
The fourth set of silly little stories where random and requested pairs of Rangers meet.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 66,799 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Zordon and the Power Chamber reviews
My version of the Power Rangers meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
My Five Things the Rangers Never Did reviews
My insane version of five things never done by the Rangers based on the challenge started by Panache. Rated T just in case.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Headquarters Where Rangers Meet reviews
Yes, this is where the next fifty meetings or interactions between random pairings of Rangers will occur. The title may seem odd, but it along with the previous two titles refer to something else. I raised the rating to T just to be safe.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,513 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
I Have a Sister? reviews
Dimitria remembers her childhood after Visceron's message about her having a sister. This is my first noncomedy.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Dimitria, Divatox
Not Meant to Have Someone reviews
This is for the spdficforvals challenge. It's Bridge's turn this time.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Bridge C. - Complete
Early Morning Patrol reviews
This is for the spdficforvals challenge. It's a SkySyd pairing. That's all.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Syd D., Sky T. - Complete
Best Friends or More? reviews
This is for the spdficforvals challenge. It's a JackZ pairing. That's all.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Jack L., Z D.
More of When Rangers Meet reviews
More insane meetings and interactions between random pairs of Power Rangers. I really can't describe it better.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 72,650 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Complete
The Dumbest Romance Story Ever Told reviews
Zordon brings back all the Rangers in order to play matchmaker.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Four Tommies Meet reviews
What happens when Tommy meets different versions of himself? Will their combined egos go more out of control than usual? Will they manage to keep from killing each other? This includes a very brief suggestion of slash as part of the joke.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Tommy O. - Complete
When Rangers Meet reviews
What could happen when Rangers from different and sometimes the same seasons meet? Well, here are some of my crazy ideas...
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 70,722 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Complete
Zordon's Silly Idea reviews
What happens when Zordon flips out and makes changes among the Zeo Rangers?
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
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