Author has written 162 stories for Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, Blue's Clues, Powerpuff Girls, Slayers, Harry Potter, My Little Pony, Harvest Moon, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ＆ストッキングwithガーターベルト, Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon, W.I.T.C.H., Book of Life, Walking Dead, Divergent Trilogy, Gone with the Wind, Full House, Crayon Shin chan/クレヨンしんちゃん, Twilight, Arthur, Steven Universe, Mass Effect, Sims, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Animal Crossing, Amazing World of Gumball, Minecraft: Story Mode, Land Before Time, High School Story, iCarly, Grand Theft Auto, Mario, Fairly OddParents, Pokémon, Lilo & Stitch, SpongeBob SquarePants, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Teen Titans, Life is Strange, Sam & Max, and Avengers.
Not available for PMs or requests. All requests on hold at the moment until I get rid of the writer's block for requested stories.
I'm planning on moving majority of my M-rated fanfics onto Adult Fanfiction. Why? Honestly when signing up on the website, I thought it was okay since M means mature which means if you write lemons or gore related things, it was put under that category. Turns out if you write full blown out sex with lots of juicy details in it, it has to go on its sister site. That's kinda dumb, but them's the breaks. So if you wish to read my M rated fanfics, they'll be there. I've had the account for years now, but haven't uploaded a thing yet. I've thought about it, but never did because I'm so used to uploading them here. So if you want the lemony bits of it, you can see all of it on Adult Fanfiction on the same name. The fanfics will stay here, just with the lemons cut out.
To ANYBODY wanting me to Roleplay with them, I need to make this clear. I do NOT want to RP using underage characters if there is sexual content or you want someone underage to be in a relationship with someone older. Aged up characters are 100% okay. I thought I didn't have to make this shit clear. When I RP and the content is M Rated, no shit I think the characters are of legal ages. But because of a recent moron getting angry because he thought a character in a story I wrote with someone else was underage, I have to say it. When I write a serious romance story of any kind, the characters are of the age of consent. I don't know if the idiot thinks if you write a romantic fanfic, then the character must be the same age as he/she currently is in the show or manga or whatever. NO. If that was the case, majority of the fanfics you read would and should be gone. That's why you fucking ASK before you assume shit like that.
Again DO NOT ASK ME TO RP WITH CHARACTERS THAT EITHER AREN'T AGED UP OR ARE UNDERAGED. I WILL AUTOMATICALLY BLOCK YOU. From now on if you wish to Roleplay and you want certain characters to be shipped, tell me the ages first. If the characters being shipped are BOTH teenagers or BOTH are kids and the RP is rated either T or K/K with zero sexual content, good. If not, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.
Things to know about me that you may want to know.
Stories coming up
My Little Twist- Apple Bloom hasn't been spending time with her friends lately. She keeps giving the excuse that she's helping out on the farm, but after a bit of investigating, they discover that she's lying. What she's doing instead surprises and disgusts them. Romance, Friendship- Rated M- Twist, Apple Bloom, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Derpy
The Walking Dead (Video Game)
Inner Sarah- We all know Sarah as the mostly polite, sensitive, and over-protected girl who some love and some that mostly hate her. Little did we know that Sarah has an inner side that speaks her mind and could seriously mess you up if it wasn't for her simple nature. I got the idea from Sakura's Inner Sakura that appears only in Part 1 and a youtube video. You don't have to see Naruto to view this. Humor-Rated T-Sarah, Clementine, Luke, Nick
But He's a Man!- When Uncle Itachi and his husband come to visit, Sarada's classmates have a hard time believing how Itachi, a man, is able to have children and be pregnant or if he even is a true man at all. Humor-Rated T-Sarada, Itachi, Kisame
In Sakura's Body- I get teleported to the world of Naruto and end up...inside Sakura Haruno's body! Huh?! When did that happen? Now that I'm here with no way out, I've got to live out her life while she commentates in the background with me controlling her body and mouth...sometimes. Humor- Rated T- Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke.
Gossip- Wild rumors are spreading through out Hogwarts that are ruining the reputation of everyone. Now it's up to Harry and the gang to stop the rumors. See if you can figure out who done it before I reveal it. Humor, Mystery- Rated T-
Harry, Herminone, Luna, Ron
Hands Off!- Chichi may not be the most relaxed wife and she may have a bit of a temper, but overall all she's ever done was try and be a good wife and mother. She just has a bad temper and is just worried about her family. Now all of the times she's lost her temper has come back to bite her...hard! With a new saiyan trying to pursue Goku to preserve their race, Chichi will do whatever it takes to make sure Goku doesn't run off with her. Romance, Friendship- Rated T- [Chichi, Goku, OC, Piccolo
Please Love Me- For years Gohan has always had a crush on his mentor Piccolo. Every time Gohan tries to show how much he cares for him, something is always in the way. Will he ever get his Piccolo's affection returned or will something or rather someone come between them? Romance, Friendship- Rated T or K- Gohan, Piccolo, Chichi, OC
My favorite pairings and the ratings (aka K, T, M, and stuff)
Cell x Gohan- There USED to be two really good ones on fanfiction, but the author deleted them. One was incredibly funny while the other was more serious. I wished I had it saved because it was that damn good. I'd rewrite it, but I can only vaguely remember pieces of it and I don't remember the author's name to give credit. Maybe someday I'll write one with this pairing.
Vegeta x Goku- Vegeta's never seme/on top for some reason. I feel like Vegeta needs to always dominates. Used to read these a lot, but not anymore. I still like it, but I'm not a huge fan of it anymore because I favor other pairings featuring these two now.
Piccolo x Gohan- One of the best pairings in the DB series. If Gohan were gay, Piccolo would probably be his boyfriend or lover. On another note, I'm comfortable with Piccolo and Gohan having a father-son relationship. I will write a fanfic on that. You know with Piccolo being pestered by Gohan about every little thing.
Raditz x Vegeta- I love the pairing of this couple. There's a lot with this pairing, but sadly not on this site.
Mirai Trunks x Vegeta- These are very well written. I'm yet to read one on this site. There might be one on here, but I'm too lazy to look.
Trunks x Goten- On a side note, I hate how they aren't that close in DBGT. Anyway I think they would make a cute couple.
Vegeta x Krillin- After reading a fanfic on this pairing, I liked it and it inspired me to write one of my own.
Krillin x Goku- It's a harmless pairing. If I have the time, I'll make one of them since there is none. (Just go look! There is none...at least none that I can find.) Edit: I found ONE other besides mine.
17 x Trunks- Again the ones I've read so far are very well written but not on this site that I can see.
Piccolo x Goku- There needs to be more on this site.
Vegeta x Yamcha: Planning on writing one. Another rare one that I hardly ever see written.
I don't have any favorites at the moment.
Yamcha x Launch- I wish this could have been a thing. On a side note, that's Blue Launch I prefer with Yamcha more but I don't mind blonde Launch making an appearance as well
Yamcha x Bulma- This is my favorite straight pairing. Its a shame Bulma left him.
Goku x Chichi- Its my second OTP. Sure she's a snagging bitch sometimes, but she cares about him and they're lovely together. She's a better wife for Goku than Bulma.
Vegeta x Chichi- Kind of odd, but I like it.
Krillin x 18- Hey, don't hate on Krillin just cuz he's got the hottest wife of the bunch. I mean really, lots of people find 18 the best looking of all the women in the series and yet nobody really ever pairs the guy with his own wife. I mean he's not the strongest guy in the world or in this case on Earth (that place's taken by Goku and then he's got Vegeta, Gohan, and a few other folks behind them that are mostly saiyans and I believe he may be the strongest human though.), but he's got other qualities that're likeable besides strength. You never know. 18 might have a bald fetish or he might just have big dick. JK LOL He's a nice guy.
Piccolo x Chichi- I could see it.
Gohan x Videl- To an extent. My love of Piccolo x Gohan is most likely to come first.
Jasper x Lapis- Don't ask why. I just do. Just like some people like Pearl x Lapis cuz they just do. BTW, I'm making a fanfic about those two. I find their relationship is kind of a beauty and the beast best fit for a fanfic. Doubt this will become cannon.
Jasper x any of the Crystal Gems- There's just something about her that makes me want to ship her with any of them especially Pearl. Not so much Amethyst. Since Peridot is a Crystal Gem (IMO I wished she would have remained a bad guy a little longer, but nope. That's fine though.), I had to say "Crystal Gem". Does Steven count? I think he sort of does. I can see a forbidden thing going on since she's still a bad guy. I also ship her with Garnet but she's not a fusion in the story I may do.
Garnet x Pearl- One of my OTPs of this show. A lot of other people ship this besides me and wanted it to happen, but surprisingly (but not too surprising when you look at the evidence and hints) she is actually 2 gems. Even with that, people still ship these two (uh 3) because they can. I ship them as if she wasn't
A) a fusion
B) just the daughter of Ruby and Sapphire (she kind of is in a way)
Greg x Rose- One of my favorite cannon pairings. The relationship between them is incredibly cute and I hate how people hate on Greg for "taking" Rose from Pearl. WTF? He wasn't taking. She just chose Greg. He didn't take her. DUH
Steve x Connie- The two of them are just so cute!!! It's clear the two of them are meant to be a couple and its obvious its cannon or at least going to be if its not.
Greg x Amethyst- It seems like she had a small crush on Greg. It just kind of seems that way. Even if it isn't true, I still ship them.
Garnet x Amethyst- I just ship it a little, but not a lot.
Jasper x Sapphire- Ruby's the only one she's been with. It's time for a new piece of ass. I'm joking but I do ship it.
Harry x Ron- My top most favorite pairing in the HP universe.
Sirius x Severus
George x Fred (or vice versa doesn't matter)
Percy x Fred x George
Voldemort x Severus
Remus x Severus
James x Severus
Cedric x Harry
Hagrid x Severus- I read a very interesting one and got hooked.
Draco x Neville
Used to ship Remus x Sirius, but it's more pushed to the side. I do a little, but not as much as either paired with Severus. Same with Sirius x Harry.
Hermione x Luna
Ginny x Luna
Molly x Hermione- Just like Hagrid x Severus, I read one and got hooked. I might just make a fanfic on it.
Harry x Hermione- I feel like Hermione or Luna was the better choice than Ginny to be honest.
Harry x Luna- Same as above
Ron x Hermione
Ron x Luna
Harry x Cho
Percy x Hermione- I don't know, but they seem like they would make a nice couple. Had Percy not messed up, maybe they would have maybe became closer. Perhaps. Who knows?
Neville x Hermione
Neville x Luna
Four x Caleb
Four x Christina
Will x Christina
Tris x Christina
The Walking Dead video game
Lee x Carley
Lee x Lilly
Clementine x Sarah- Any fanfic featuring them never disappoints. EVER.
Nick x Sarah
Duck x Clementine
Luke x Nick
Pete x Lee- Don't ask, please...
Lee x Nick- Working on one as we speak
Shepard x Tali
Garrus x She...
Shepard: Hold the fuck on!
Shep: My name comes first. ALWAYS.
Shepard x Garrus
Fem Shepard x Jacob- Well it is if you ignore Jacob being a rotten cheater. >:(
Fem Shepard x Kaidan- I don't care if Liara is supposed to be the canon romantic interest. Kaidan is my female Shepard's canon romantic interest! KAIDAN FOR LIFE!!! If you don't like Kaidan, forget you...well you do have your opinion and I can respect you for it, but don't come in my face talking shit about my nigga Alenko!
Shepard x Legion
Ashley x Tali
Fem Shepard x Garrus- It's not high on my list, but it's there...somewhere...it's definitely in the top 10...20...30...in the 50s...ok in the 100s...probably. You might need glasses to see it.
Garrus x Kaidan- I'm so sad nobody has made a fanfic with these two. I'm not taking requests right now, but if you make a Garrus x Kaidan fanfic before I do, I'll give you 2 stories.
Legion x Tali
Garrus x Legion
Shepard x Grunt
Shepard x Liara- I'm not a huge fan, but it does have it's moments.
Thane x Fem Shepard...oh sorry Fem Shepard x Thane
Fem Shepard- Nah, brah. Thane comes first always.
M: WTF? Fine Thane x Fem Shepard
Fluttershy x Pinkie Pie
Flash Sentry x Twilight Sparkle
Spike x Apple Bloom
Big MacIntosh x Fluttershy
MacIntosh x Rarity
MacIntosh x Twilight Sparkle
MacIntosh x Rainbow Dash
Apple Bloom x Twist
(PPG) Him x Luna
Amelia x Lina
Gourry x Zelgadis
Zelgadis x Amelia
Xellos x Amelia
Naga x Lina
Zelgadis x Lina
Gourry x Amelia
Kai x Popuri- One of the few couples I allow to marry in Harvest Moon.
Kai x Gray
Harris x Maria/Mary- Pissed they didn't keep it in FOMT/Back to Nature. It was my favorite pairing in the whole game. They made such a cute couple.
Kai x Karen
Gray x Popuri
Basil x Lillia- Instead of keeping this couple, they give Lillia an asshole husband that never comes back from wherever and Basil's with Anna aka the mayor's old wife. (Before now I put Popuri instead of Lillia. How incredibly weird.)
Griffin x Muffy
Jack/Pete x Leia- I put both those names because I have no clue what his name is supposed to be. I might be wrong for both names. Anyways, who wouldn't wanna marry her? She's so cute!
Popuri x Maria (HM 64)
Karen x Popuri
Will x Taranee
Taranee x Hay Lin
Elyon x Taranee
Cornelia x Irma
Cedric x Taranee
Phobo x Taranee
Gone with the Wind
Scarlett x Melanie
Rhett x Melanie
Rhett x Scarlett
Jesse x Lukas
Male Jesse x Petra
Lukas x Petra
Naruto x Itachi x Kisame
Naruto x Itachi
Kisame x Naruto
Deidara x Sasori
Kakuzu x Hidan
Hidan x Rock Lee
Gai x Deidara
Kakuzu x Tobi
Kisame x Sasuke
Sasuke x Rock Lee
Kakashi x Gai
Kakashi x Rock Lee
Gaara x Naruto
Pein x Kakuzu
Kisame x Tobi
Kisame x Itachi
Shikamaru x Choji
Asuma x Choji
Naruto x Sakura
Naruto x Hinata
Neji x Hinata
Rock Lee x Tenten
Shikamaru x Temari
Shikamaru x femChoji
Kisame x femItachi
Kisame x Hinata
Nagato x Konan
Choji x Ino
Choji x Karui
Jiriaya x Tsunade
Naruto x Karui
Choji x Karui
Sakura x Ino
Sakura x Hinata
Sarada x Chocho
femKisame x femItachi
Yah that's pretty much it for yuri. :/
Older Timmy x Vicki- With how their relationship is in certain episodes, it wouldn't surprise me if it happened. I doubt it would. Then again if Ferb grew up and got to date Vanessa, then Timmy could do the same.
Older Timmy x FemCosmo- Heh ;D
Timmy x Trixie- Remember when Timmy used to like Trixie? Remember when she used to be more in the foreground than in the background? I sure do! It's been awhile since we've had a Trixie episode. Considering the older characters are in the background, I doubt we're getting her in another episode anytime soon.
Cosmo x Wanda- They do make a cute couple tbh.
Timmy x Tootie- In the live action movie anyways and somewhat for the cartoon...if Tootie stops being so obsessive.
Trixie x Tootie- The comical possibilities are endless.
Vicki x Older femTimmy-
FutaVicki x Tootie
FemTimmy x Trixie x Victoria- That is the name of the blonde girl that hangs out with Trixie isn't it? I THINK that's her name. I'll change it if I'm wrong.
FemTimmy x FemCosmo
Vicki x Trixie- Futanari Vicki or otherwise with Vicki dominate
Wanda x Mrs. Turner
Older Timmy x Cosmo
That's it. I'm not into that Jorgen x Cosmo stuff unless it's a humorous gag thrown in a story.
Mario x Peach- Peach just give Mario "some" already. Maybe she has but it's disguised as "cake." Just get married already you two.
Mario x Rosalina
Luigi x Daisy
Mario x Link- So?
Other than that no other pairings. Not even Mario x Luigi (which is surprisingly popular) or Mario x Bow...okay yeah that one too but other than that no.
Bowser x Mario
Things I will do fanfics on sometime in the future
Harry Potter (with like yuri and yaoi)
My Little Pony: FIM
I just wanna discuss something. Some guests are critical over my Melanie's POV fanfic. I've explained multiple times what it's about, but nobody understand the parody of it. It's fine. They'll live and so will I.
Least Favorite Pairings/Pairings I'm disinterested in
Lapis and Peridot x anybody but Jasper I just can't see the appeal of any of them, especially Lapis x Peridot. If we're talking canon-wise, I'd like for Lapis to be asexual. She seems to be the type to be that way besides Garnet (if she wasn't a fusion) and possibly Peridot. If Peridot was to be in a relationship, I could see her ending up with Pearl, Jasper, an older Steven, or asexual. Been a while since I've seen an asexual character. For some reason a character is required to be paired up with someone in canon.
Goku x Bulma- I'm not a fan of it at all. Don't see the appeal of it either.
Trunks x Pan- Notice it's just regular Trunks and not Mirai Trunks. He's just flat out lame when he gets older. He's alright, but he got a downgrade. Funny how his younger self and future self are much better then his older self. How can someone so cool get so lame? I guess the whole different futures makes you less bad ass. Plus even if Trunks was as cool as his alternate future self, Pan's has to be one of the lamest females in the DB universe. I mean you get women like Bulma, Lunch/Launch, and 18. Then you get this bitch. So yeah, my dislike of these two is why I don't want to ever do a story on them even if Future Trunks is involved. If I only find Trunks tolerable if he's paired with certain people.
Harry x Ginny- I don't hate canon pairings often, but this one is one of the few that I wish hadn't happened. It didn't have to be Hermione and Harry. Could have been someone else. *cough*LunaorCho*cough*
Harry x Fred or George
Harry x Remus- I haven't come across any that's good. I partly ship it though. Otherwise any I've read haven't been good. Mostly because Harry leaves him for Sirius or Sirius leaves him for someone or any other thing happens where Remus is unhappy and/or doesn't get laid. I really need to find a good Remus x Harry fanfic. Otherwise I just dislike the fanfics I've read. Any recommendations? (Probably not getting any.)
Remus x Sirius- I don't hate it. I just have a mild disinterest in it. I dunno. Just got tired of it because all of them had the same themes and got old in my opinion.
Sirius x Harry- Not too fond of the fanfics I've read including this pairing. There was ONE good one, but I can't find it. I'm thinking the website got shut down.
Kakashi x Iruka- I can't really see why anyone ships this. The fanart is pretty good though. Heh heh. ;D
Jiriaya x Kakashi
Hinata and Sakura x anybody in the akatsuki- Except for a few people, I've never gotten into either of these women paired off with anybody. Exactly that pretty much applies to everyone in the Naruto universe. These two are the most paired off people. Who aren't these two paired off with? Every ninja, one off character, and secondary character (and probably even background characters) are paired off with them. I don't even think 18...okay she is too...except Piccolo...maybe.
Tsunade x Ino
Shikamaru x Ino- More dislike than like.
Shino x Kiba- disinterested though there IS a dounjinshi I've read that was pretty good.
Itachi x Deidara
Konan x anybody but Pein/Pain/Nagato
Hidan x Itachi
Hidan x Deidara
Deidara x Tobi
Kakashi x Obito/Tobi
Kakashi x Rin
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Panty x Stocking
Scanty or Kneesocks x Panty or Stocking
Brief x Kneesocks
OC x anybody- It'd better be a good OC for me to like it.
Pinkie Pie x Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash x Apple Jack
Rarity x anybody- I really can't ship her with anybody except MacIntosh.
Spike x Anybody- Same as Rarity without the MacIntosh part.
Xellos x Filia
1) Harry Potter
2) Luna Lovegood
3) Hermione Granger
4) Ron Weasely
6) Severus Snape
7) Neville Longbottom
8) Remus Lupin
9) Sirius Black
10) Dean Thomas
11) Minerva McGongall
12) Dudley (after he became nicer and become I'm running out of people)
1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? (Snape/Min)
O_O No, but I'm sure it's real.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Ron)
Hm he's okay looking at best.
3)What would happen if Twelve/Dudley got Eight/Lupin pregnant?
That would be the weirdest thing ever and pretty damn awkward.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Quite a lot, but one by superxprettyxkitty comes to mind, but it's gone off this site.
5)Would Two/Luna and Six/Snape make a good couple?
Luna would make a good couple with anyone...BUT it does come off as being a bit weird since Severus and Luna were going to be related once upon a time.
6) Six/Nine or six/Ten? Snape/Sirius or Snape/Dean
Snape and Sirius win all the way! That's my OTP. It wins by default.
7)What would happen if Seven/Neville walked in on Two/Luna and Twelve/Dudley participating in certain...activities (you know what I'm talking about)?
Turn red in the face and quickly leave.
8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Hermione/Dean
Uh I dunno. I haven't read any. Maybe Hermione cheats on Ron because he's a hot headed meany face. I don't know!
9)Is there any such thing as a thirteen/Eight fluff? Arthur/Remus
Yes though rare.
10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Neville/Dudley
Love the Way You Lie
11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four/ one? Harry/Ron
The plot I used with "Jealous" of course.
12) Is 5/Hagrid hot?
Um he's okay.
13) What would happen if 6 and 7 started going out?
Everyone would thinking their whole "Neville fucks up and Snape gets pissed" thing is some sort of fucked up foreplay or sexual tension.
15) What might ten/Dean scream at a moment of passion?
How should I know? Probably his lover's name.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Uh...Perfect by Pink?
17)If you wrote a One/Six/ Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Harry/Severus/Dudley
Warning: The sexiest 3-some ever up ahead. It's Yaoi O'Clock!
35) Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4? Harry/Severus or Luna/Ron
Severus x Harry
39) Do you find 2/Luna attractive?
45) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7/Neville or 8/Remus?
Remus DUH. I'm not going in a bad neighborhood with fucking Neville "the klutz" Longbottom. After his badass moment in the last book, only that Neville. Book 6 and under, hell no!
40) What would happen if seven/Neville walked in on two/Luna and eight/Remus kissing?
Neville would more than likely tell someone like Hermione or Harry or Ron and they would tell Tonks and she'd be pissed!
42) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Be surprised and convince them to break up because of Tonks.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Once. I like the romance in the games better though. I read that if you have the Shadow Broker DLC and romance Tali, Liara admits she knew Tali wanted you and didn't tell Male Shepard because it's more fun to find out on your own. WTF? I think it's because Liara wanted some Shepard ass herself. XD
Given how Kaidan admits he's always liked you (only if you're female Shepard from what I've seen given how Kaidan keeps brother zoning me as Male Shepard), I'm surprised she didn't say that about Kaidan. Then again Kaidan doesn't join back up meaning he's unavailable until 3 so Liara can't say anything about him always liking you either. As a matter of fact, why so little interaction between the crew? I hear them talk during like elevator rides in 1, but other than that you don't see any of them talk to each other. Weird. I'm glad they added it in 3 aaaaaaaaand I'm off topic. XD
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah. XD He's like a 9. Male Shepard looks way hotter though. lol
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Wrex got Garrus pregnant)
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Not really. I don't really read anything related to Thane.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Conrad/Shepard)
Yes! I could totally see it! Too bad nothing happens with it. Conrad either dies off-screen in M2, gets killed off by saving Shepard in 3, or gets with that one woman from the mission where some lady asks you to get her sister off a dangerous mission.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Jack/Thane or Jack/Liara
Probably the second one. Don't like either, but I'll lean towards Liara and Jack cuz I only ship Thane with Female Shepard.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Grunt would leave and/or wonder what the fuck was Wrex doing making out with a human and if he was drunk. I, on the other hand, would wonder how they knew each other.
17. Anderson and Garrus are in a happy relationship until Garrus runs off with Kaidan. Anderson, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Liara and a brief unhappy affair with Jack, then follows the wise advice of Conrad and finds true love with Shepard.
If someone made this fanfic, I'd read the shit out of it since most of it makes sense except the Conrad part. Maybe replace him with someone like Thane or anyone else but him? And OMG Garrus x Kaidan. XD Still waiting on a full fanfic with that pairing. No fem. Shepard or Ashley. Just those two. I wonder if something like that has been written.
Pick your top 10 ships without reading the questions
1. Do you remember the first episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?
Not really. Probably since I got into Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals.
2. Have you ever read a FanFiction about 2?
3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture?
Haven't tried looking up of Harry and Ron before.
4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
If that happened, it wouldn't be on Shepard's end so I would be forced to put the hurt on Kaidan like I wanted to with Jacob when his dirty ass broke up with female Shepard. Mother fucker! If Kaidan had broken up with Shepard before the coup by Cerberus, he was going down.
6. Is 9 a funny or serious ship?
From what I've seen, serious. Goku x Vegeta (my second favorite pairing with Vegeta) has more humorous moments.
7. Out of all the ships, which ship has the strongest chemistry?
Shit. I'd have to say Kaidan/Shepard though Harry/Ron does too. But Shepard and Garrus...canon-wise we can scratch out Harry/Ron and go with the first one since Male Shepard sadly can't be with Garrus.
8. Out of all ships which has the strongest bond?
For sure M. Shepard and Garrus. They have a strong bromance and since he's so great with female Shepard, if he were bisexual or gay, he'd be pretty good with Male Shepard romantically too.
9. How many times have you watched/read 10?
I haven't read it, but I have been thinking about writing it.
10. Which ship has lasted the longest?
Kaidan/Shepard but only in female Shepard's case since when I romance Kaidan I always start from Mass Effect 1 romancing him and once first got with him in Mass Effect 3 after that shipwreck of a relationship with Mr. Hit-It-And-Quit-It JACOB THE MOTHER FUCKER! Male Shepard only gets to romance him in 3.
12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would survive 2 or 8? Jasper/Peridot or Jasper/Lapis
13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason? Kaidan/Shepard
Nope. You couldn't keep it quiet anyways. Everyone and their asshole knows about who you're fucking. Fuck, when Jacob left Shepard, Joker knew somehow. HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW!? Then again I did take EDI with me so maybe she told him?
15. Is 10 canon?
I wish. I doubt it'll ever happen just like every pairing featuring Jasper.
16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple's Hunger Games, which would win?
Jasper/Lapis if we ignored Jasper/Peridot. Ignoring Lapis/Jasper, it would be between Raditz/Vegeta, Sakura/Hinata, or Kisame/Itachi.
17. Has anybody tried to sabotage 5's ship?
20. If an evil witch came out of the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she'd break them all up forever, which ship would you sink?
Okay so if all of these were canon (most of them aren't) and this happened, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Uh. I could live with Jasper and Peridot or Jasper and Pearl.
If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
NOOOOOOOO oh they'll get back together. Canonwise these two get into fights and always go back to being friends. If this was a canon pairing, they'd break up and make up repeatedly before getting married at the end.
Is 9 a funny or serious ship?
Out of all ships which has the strongest bond?
George and Fred for obvious reasons.
If an evil witch came out of the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she'd break them all up forever, which ship would you sink?
Has anybody tried to sabotage 5's ship?
Sirius would try. Key word TRY.
Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Yamcha and Gohan)
A little bit.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (17 and Mirai Trunks or 17/Vegeta)
The first option.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? (18, Yamcha, and Trunks)
Nothing. She'd walk away though she'd tell Krillin and he'd tell Bulma and Bulma would probably say something about not knowing he was gay and accept him into the family. Meanwhile Vegeta would talk shit at his son for dating a weakling.
Goku and Gotenks are in a happy relationship until Gotenks runs off with Krillin. Goku, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Vegeta and a brief unhappy affair with 17, then follows the wise advice of Yamcha and finds true love with Gohan.
So uh Goku went from one son to another. Meanwhile Vegeta realizes that Goku fucked his son despite Trunks being a grown ass man.
Jasper- If she doesn't become a Crystal Gem, I'm gonna be pissed.
Yellow Diamond- Just because of her design and that face she makes at Peridot. She looks like she'll mess you up real quick. Her voice is pretty cool as well.
Garnet- She's the best Crystal Gem.
Greg- I just love Greg. I wish he'd be more active when it comes to gem stuff, but it's understandable why he can't or won't. I want him to fuse with Steven so badly. What would that even look like? Anyways, I hate how some people get on this guy's case about Rose and I'm not talking about Pearl.
Steven- That's my boy!
Navy- I don't give a damn that she betrayed the gems. She's too cute to stay mad at. At least she'll go save the homies. *cough*unlike Steven*cough*
Remus- Except when he ran away from his PREGNANT FUCKING WIFE. WTF dude?
Ashley- When she isn't being bitchy
Miranda- Same as Ashley
Wrex- He saved my ass countless times!
Garrus- Same as above. Plus that's the homie to the end. He's a day one nigga right there. He's been with me since 1 and he doesn't pass up the chance to come with me. How the fuck could you ask for better than Garrus? He is the best. Fuck Tali for best team mate. Garrus has that spot in my case anyways.
Tali- The best female member in my opinion. I love her loyalty to her people and her family and her respect for Shepard.I only use her for ME2. Otherwise she stays on the ship in one. In 3, she has to die. The fuck I look like letting Legion die? Fuck outta here, dude.
Legion- Just about the same as Tali except I let Legion upload whatever it was he uploaded. Fuck Tali at that point. I don't give a damn!