MistyxKisame
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Joined 05-05-12, id: 3987901, Profile Updated: 11-27-13
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, Blue's Clues, Powerpuff Girls, Slayers, Harry Potter, and My Little Pony.

11/27/13

Working as fast as I can on these FFs! So much time, yet so many youtube videos to watch at the same time! Must get a schedule or something. Anyway, new ffs on the way as well as updates on older stories! Look forward to that!

Name: Miyako (Misty) Nara

Age: N/A

Fav Colors: Purple, Orange, Pink (just as a color), red, black, sometimes lime and lemon

Fav movies: any DB/Z/GT and Naruto movie, Harry Potter movies, Spongebob movie, that one Teen Titan movie that was in Tokyo, and...uh...all Disney Princess movies except Rapunzel (can't think of anymore now)

Country: Japan

Fav books: ALL HARRY POTTER! Magic Tree House

Hair color: black (my real hair color, not fake)

eyes: brown

DISLIKES: people who like to tell you what to worship and tell you that you have to be only straight, abortion clinics, crazy Naruto/DB/Z/GT fans who think they know everything, Narutards, debtors over NaruSaku or freakin NaruHina (I really don't give a fuck. ITS A DAMN CARTOON! GET OVER YOURSELVES! GEEZ!), atheists that question your religion and won't shut up about it when you clearly weren't talking to them, people that try to force their pairings on you, annoying whiny people, assholes who find Sakura useless (In part one, maybe, but damn it, she saved Hinata, defeated Sasori, and is a master healer...people who say this usually favor NaruHina. Assholes...), people who say an anime/cartoon character is cute (uh...its a cartoon..how in the fuck...), Marysues (I've never read a story about Gary Stus before, but people...please...EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR'S PUTTING YOURSELF INTO THE STORY AND ITS KINDA STUPID!), rude people, bestiality/neophilia (Twilight anyone?), BARRELS! (Pewdiepie reference)

LIKES: gay rights (that means no more orphans), sweet guys, dango, learning English (English is a very interesting language.), visiting shrines, shopping for video games, writing fanfics that are funny, comedy, making fun of Twilight, and ducks

I just wanted to say if you have any request for shows/cartoon/animes, please tell me. BTW I don't do OCs as main characters very often and when I do, there will be very few moments when they are in the center of attention unlike the others. Most of my stories involve Mpreg, yaoi, yuri (I have only one up now, but another one will be up later.), romance, and lots of humor. Can't be serious to save my life...or yours. My favorite stories to write on are as follows:

MLP: FIM (I've only seen the old version and a tiny bit of the newest series.)

DB/Z/GT

PPGS (anime and American version)

Slayers (I can't seem to write yaoi for Zelgadis x Gourry correctly)

Dr. Slump

Naruto

Galaxy Angel

Wizards of Waverly Place (just got hooked on that)

Mai-chan's daily life (oh wait...)

Gone with the Wind

Harry Potter

Adventure Time

Twilight (I only do yuri and yaoi on this one...)

Johnny Test

Family Guy

Spongebob (no yaoi)

Bleach (Please ask for this one. There are SO many pairings I can do, but you'd just get bored)

Batman (only yaoi and somewhat straight)

Teen Titans (mostly yaoi and yuri, but somewhat straight)

W.I.T.C.H. (I only go by the comic books and the manga, but somewhat by the series...)

The Walking Dead Video game (my cousin in America got me hooked on this! R.I.P Lee)

Pocahantas (from the movies)

The Disney princesses (All of them except Rapunzel...she can just go die. I will only go by the story one)

Dr. Seuss (no romance)


FAVORITE PAIRINGS and the reasons

Naruto

Naruto x Sakura (Naruto will most likely be with her instead of Hinata, but who cares? Obviously not NaruHina ppl. Sakura is not useless! Well, in part 2 anyway.)

Sasuke x Sakura (A sometimes pairing for me.)

Kakashi x Gai (I don't really favor KakaIru. I can't see it and it seems a bit weird to me.)

GaiLee (This is the only yaoi teacher x student pairing I like so far...well except Piccolo x Gohan.)

Tsunade x Sakura (It may be rape sometimes (when I read the stories), but most are good.)

KisaIta (Sometimes I like when Sasuke is thrown in.)

SasoDei (Sometimes.)

ZetTob (Its rare to see an M rated one.)

PeinKonan (One of the few straight ones on Naruto I like.)

LeeTen (Um...in Lee's Springtime of Youth only)

LeeSaku (If Naruto doesn't end up with Sakura, I WOULD WANT HER TO BE WITH LEE OR SASUKE! My captions were on.)

KakuKisa (There honesty needs to be more of this pairing. I might write one.)

Kisame x any akatsuki member (The ones I mentioned before are my favs that stand out more for me. Uh...I think I only like the yaoi ones and maybe some femslashes)

KisaSasu (My favorite! I'm coming out with a story of this listed below.)

SakuTen (*shrugs* Just cuz)

NejiLee (Another one of my fav Team Guy pairings.)

KibaHina (The 1 of 3 pairings I like cuz their cute together.)

ChoIno (A good pairing that's not written too much about *makes sad face* If I wrote one, would people even read it?)

JiraiOrochi (I have no clue why...)

SakuIno (clique, but I like it)

Sasuke x Lee (FTW!)

Kakuzu x Tobi (The "cutie" {Yeah I've seen his real face.} and the tough guy FTW!)

Kisame x Hidan (I would like more of this and I am currently writing one.)

Pein x Konan (They care for each other I think.)

Sai x Lee (I really can't see Sai with anyone BUT Lee for some reason.)

Kiba x Lee (Cuz anything with Lee is good!)

Neji x Hinata (Another incest pairing, but truth be told, I like her with Neji better than with Naruto. I guess b/c I'm afraid Sakura will end up alone in the series. *laugh* She's the main heroine! Like she's going to end up with Sasuke!

Gaara x Lee (Another cute pairing that's extremely popular like KakaIru or NaruSas)

Naruto x Lee (My third fav "cutie" pairing.)

Minato x Jiraiya (Another teacher x student pairing that I'm yet to read a ff of, but I have seen pictures.)

Jiraiya x Naruto (The pictures brought me to this one.)

Orochimaru x Kisame (I read a ff of this one and I've learned to love it a LOT.)

Orochimaru x Sasori (Nobody seems to have thought this up except a few ppl. It would have made sense though if you think about it.)


DB/Z/GT

Goku x Vegeta (I like the Mpreg ones a lot, but I've never read one where just Vegeta is pregnant. It's always only Goku.)

Krillin x Yamcha (I read one where Yamcha is super drunk and flirts with Krillin, only for 18 to kick his ass at the end. Too bad it was just rated T...I might have to make a yaoi version of it. XD)

Raditz x anybody but Freezia (He's so cute when he's paired up with other people, especially with Vegeta, Zarbon, and sometimes Bardock.)

Trunks x Goten (in DBGT or just the very end of DBZ. I hate that ppl pair them up right in the middle of DBZ *shudders*)

Chichi x any female character (I like pairing her up with either Lunch or Bulma and occasionally 18.)

Goku x Krillin (A pairing nobody seems to write about, but I like it! Well DB anyway)

Vegeta x Raditz (one of my favorites)

Female Goku x Female Vegeta (or just one female being a girl)

Yamcha x Goku (I like it cuz they look cute together.)

Piccolo x Gohan (Piccolo will ALWAYS be seme to me, except when paired with Goku. This is my other texacher x student pairing fav as mentioned before.)

Piccolo x Goku or Goku x Piccolo (either way)

Vegeta x Fem Goku (Has rape to be rape cuz...well Vegeta could be seen as a rapist around one rare female saiyan of his race.)

18 x 17 (don't ask)

17 x Trunks (most people like that believe it or not & so do I, but its rape and pasted in Trunks's time line)

Cell x anybody except Freezia (Cell x Freezia is just disturbing!)

Broly x Vegeta (rape)

Broly x Goku (rape)

Broly x Raditz (not rape and has to be Mpreg)

Vegeta x Tarble (rape)

*I only say "rape" because it seems that's the only way in the ff world.


PPGS

Bubbles x Buttercup

Blossom x Buttercup

Him x Buttercup (cuz Him x Blossom doesn't make much sense)

WARNING: I don't do Rowdy Rough Boys x PPGS. Too mainstream and stupid. (Except Brick x Buttercup, Boomer x Buttercup, and Butch x Bubbles)


Slayers

Gourry x Zelgadis (can't seem to do Zelgadis x Gourry, but I love reading it.)

Lina x Amelia (This is a lovely pairing, but it's kinda rare on this site.)

Naga x Lina (There needs to be more of this, too!)

Naga x Amelia (One of the few incest pairings I admire.)

Filia x Amelia (A rare one, but I love it. If anyone wants this, I will write and post it.)

Gourry x Xellos =D


Galaxy Angel

Chitose x Vanilla

Vanilla x Mint

Milfeulle x Vanilla

Normad x Vanilla

Takuto x Vanilla

Forte x Ranpha

Lester x Milfeulle

Anise x Apricot

Lily x Anise

Apricot x Nano nano

Apricot x Vanilla

Forte x Lily

Volcott x Vanilla (I randomly thought of this one as a joke.)


Wizards of Waverly Place

Justin x Harper (nothing too serious)

Whatever else pairings you want...I'll do any.


Gone with the Wind

Rhett x Scarlett

Rhett x Wade (I am perverted aren't I?)

Melonie x Scarlett


Batman

Batman x Robin (I know there are a lot of Robins, but whatever)

Batman x Superman (Aw yeah!)

Aquaman x Superman

Nightwing/Robin/Dick Grayson x Batman/Bruce


Harry Potter

Ron x Harry (More of this needs to be written)

Draco x Ron

Severus x Sirius

Remus x Severus

Percy x Ron

George x Fred

Dumbledore x Severus (I can make it work)

Harry x Herminone (I thought they were going to end up together. I'm pretty sure 89% though it too.)


Twilight

Check favorites for yaoi

Bella x the floor (LOL)

Will do any yuri paring BTW.


Adventure Time

Finn x Bubblegum (I'm not too big of a Flame P. x Finn.)

Ice King x Finn (*rubs hands together evilly* Must...write...)

Ice King x Marceline (Like a little kid having a crush on an older person.)

Ice King x Susan (a IK x Susan= Finn sorta thing)

Fionna x Ice King (that was the point of IK's fanfic)

Ice Queen x Fionna


Bleach

any really


Teen Titans

Raven x Starfire

Blackfire x Raven

Jinx x Raven (sometimes)

Robin x Cyborg

Cyborg x Raven (I started loving it after nedthejanitor's story of this pairing)

Beast Boy x Raven (A little)

Beast boy x Starfire


W.I.T.C.H

Will x Taranee

Taranee x Cedric (Working on this and Phobos x Taranee as we speak)

Irma x Hay Lin

Cornelia x Elyon

Phobos x Taranee


The Walking Dead (video game)

Lee x Lily (If you think I'm doing Lee x Clementine, you're out of your freakin' mind!)

Lee x Carly

No yaoi pairings please! I just can't see the other characters being gay! Yuck! Not so sure about the yuri though...I don't do the comics.


The Disney princesses

I will do any of the pairings, but I will only say this once...NO RAPUNZEL REQUESTS! I DO NOT LIKE HER! SHE WILL NEVER BE LIKE THE STORY RAPUNZEL I LOVE AND KNOW! THE ONE IN THE MOVIE IS RETARDED AND DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS! I will only do Rapunzel if it is by the storybook.


The Unfortunate Events Books

Count Olaf x Violet (I know...)

Just ask and I will try and do...


Star Wars

Anakin x Obi Won (most likely will be Mpreg)

Han Solo x Luke (It made sense. I never really liked Luke's sister.)


I'm also willing to do any of the pairings below that I may or may not have mentioned.

Dragonball/Z/GT

Yamacha x Vegeta

Chichi x any female character except Baba

Cell x anybody(minus any bad guys except Broly)

Turles x Broly

Raditz x anybody(except all the Freezia)

18 x Videl

female x female

Galaxy Angel

Ranpha x Forte

Forte x Milfeulle

Vanilla x Mint

Milfeulle x Vanilla

Lester x Takuto

Takuto x all angels except Milfeulle

Harry Potter

Harry x Snape

Sirius x Snape

Hermione x Ron

Molly x Hermione

Arthur x Molly

Voldemort x Snape

Snape x Lily

Draco x Jennifer(a character I made up)

Lucuis x Draco

Lucuis x Snape(only if its mpreg)

Hagrid x Snape(a current favorite of mine)

Naruto

Kisame x Itachi

Kisame x Tobi

Zetsu x Tobi

Zetsu x Deidara

Sasori x Deidara

Pein x Zetsu

Pein x Tobi/Madara

Sasuke x Itachi

Sasuke x Kisame

Rock Lee x Gaara

Kankuro x Gaara

Temari x Gaara or Kankuro

Kakashi x Gai

Pein x Konan

Naruto x Sakura

Neji x Hinata

Gai x Kakashi

Kakuzu x Hidan

Adventure Time

Fin x Susan Strong

Fin x Jake

Marceline x her dad

Marceline x Bubblegum

Fiona x Ice Queen

Ice King x all princess

Fin x Fire princess

Fire princess x Jake

Lady Rainicorn x Jake

Susan Strong x Ice king

Ice king x Gunther

Twilight

Edward x Jacob

Edward x his brothers

Edward x Carlisle

W.I.T.C.H

Cedric x Phobos

Elyon x Cornelia

Phobos x Elyon

Taranee x Will

Will x Cornelia

Powerpuff girls/Z

Mojo Jojo x Buttercup

any one of the rowdyruff boys x any of the powerpuff girls

Sedusa(powerpuff girls z)x Mojo Jojo(powerpuff girls z)

Momoko x Kaoru

Kaoru x Miyako

Bubbles x Buttercup

Him x Buttercup

Butch x Blossom

Pairings I Hate

Harry Potter

Remus x Tonks

Hagrid x Ron

Lucuis x Ron

Dragonball/Z/GT

Mirai Trunks x Pan

Cell x Dr.Gero

Mr.Popo x Kami

Nail x Piccolo

Cell x Frieza

Cooler x Frieza

Galaxy Angel

Takuto x Milfeulle

Shatyarn x any of the angEls

W.I.T.C.H.(the comic)

Caleb x Cornelia

Caleb x Elyon

Caleb x Will

Irma x Hay Lin (will accept it if written correctly)

Taranee x Nigel (will accept it if written correctly)

Naruto (I actually will accept if written correctly)

Sasuke x Sakura

Sasuke x Ino

Gaara x Sasuke

Kakashi x Asuma

Sakura or Hinata x any Akatsuki member (except Kisame)

Gaara x Hinata

Kakashi x Itachi

Deidara x Itachi (I hate these.)

Rock Lee x Tenten (I can't seem to find any good fanfics about these, though I like the idea of them being together.)

Twilight

Edward x Bella

Gone with the Wind

Scarlett x Will

Will x Suellen

Scarlett x Frank

Powerpuff girls/Z

Him x Mojo Jojo

Sedusa x Bubbles or Blossom

Blossom x Buttercup or Bubbles

Momoko x Miyako

I also really appreciate reviews, so please review.

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Criminal by laurenloogie reviews
Wandering the fringes of society, branded as a criminal... even the most hardened shinobi can falter under the stress. KisaDei plus other Akatsuki and Kiri pairings. Yaoi, lemon, rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 192,845 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kisame H., Deidara
DBZ Court by nedthejanitor reviews
Justin's a judge. Justin's judging DBZ characters. The DBZ characters sue each other for extremely stupid reasons. Who is Justin? Some dude I made up. Fair rulings? Doubt it. Any knowledge of real life law? Absolutely not.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 53 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Cell, Android 18 - Complete
When Logic Fails by Emily in Neverland reviews
Told from Itachi's Point of View. Can he handle the knowledge that Kisame may have unprofessional feelings? More mature than intended... Picture from DeviantART by Saruno4792
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
For Those You Love by HarryPotterTwin reviews
Basically an AU of Lee and Carley's life leading up to the apocolypse. No Senator, no ex-wife. Just CarLee :P Rated T for swearing. All credit goes to Screwbatteries on Tumblr for the cover image! An amazing artist, who drew this for me, so yeah. Check out her blog!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,052 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Lee E., Carley] Clementine
Shattered by Rodan78 reviews
The Motor Inn is lost, Carley and Lilly are dead. Everyone is terrified of Lee. Lee just might be broken beyond repair. However Clementine is not afraid to try and mend Lee's broken heart and mind.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,354 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/1/2013
The many people you meet in heaven by Anime-Goth-Girl-13 reviews
Lee is dead, but moving on won't be easy on him. First, he will have to face everyone that died during this mess. From fallen friends to killed foes. Lee just can't get a break, can he? First chapter is only a teaser/ Intro, chapter will get longer. Rated T for minor gore and language. Genre may change.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/26/2012
Wade Hamilton's Birthright by justincbenedict reviews
Wade, Scarlett O'Hara's oldest son is a young gay man in 1880 Atlanta. Beau, Melanie and Ashley's son, is bright but handicapped, and Rhett Butler is starting a new and interesting business venture. And Scarlett, as always, can't keep her hands off other women's men.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Wade, Rhett B.
Slowly,Little by Little To You by reishen12 reviews
Kisame was the one who broke Itachi's youngheart. After eight long years,they met each other again. All the time,Itachi thought that he had already recovered from the pain but unfortunately,he did not.What would Kisame do to win his heart again?KisaIta Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Big Meaty Claws by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Well, maybe life for Harold would be so much better if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013
It Started With Sweet Revenge by superxprettyxkitty reviews
At the start of their fifth year Severus decides to take some serious revenge on Sirius with devastating consequences. Emotions get in the way of revenge and hatred, the relationship between them changes and their worlds are turned upside down. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S.
HFIL's Kitchen by nedthejanitor reviews
Chef Jordan Gatsby has faced daunting challenges before in his show Hell's Kitchen, but how will he cope when this year's 16 contestants consist of people like Goku and Vegeta! Find out in this quest to determine the best chef in DBZ!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013
Itachi always lies But Kisame knows by G-chan7 reviews
After a battle Kisame always asks the same question. "You alright?" Itachi always lies. Rated for one bad word and (not too graphic) adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Cell dont fight! by gohanfan1 reviews
This story is about Cell and Gohan and they are...Lovers? But Gohan doesnt want cell to fight in the Cell Games. What will happen? Read to find out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Gohan, Cell
Reward by xotakux2002x reviews
Kisame gets injured protecting Itachi, and the weasel wants to make it up to him. kisaita, with a little extra
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
shut up and go to sleep by zoeythara reviews
Nate x Russell from walking dead 400 days. takes place at the end of the story after Nate shoots the two old people.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013
What Pein Thinks by SheWolfByakugan reviews
Pein is tired of all work and no play. He decided to have some fun by going around giving everyone his opinion in the form of insulting them completely at random and then spouting crazy questions. How will they react to his odd behavior? He's having fun so he honestly doesn't care. YAOI Pairings! Main: KisaIta, SasoDei, KakuHida, and possibly more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Tantrum by TragediesPainfulKiss reviews
Severus throws a tantrum and Albus must deal with it. OOC warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,122 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Severus S., Albus D.
Different by youth and love reviews
Gai has always felt different.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto, Akatsuki Yaoi pairings by akatsuki FAN KYAAAA reviews
1 different pairing for each chapter,in Akatsuki and some others,that are not Akatsuki.rated M.Pairings as in Yaoi.Which are boy X boy.male in love with a male.not likey no ready.No plot.So the chapters don't CONNECT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,728 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Akatsuki
DBZ Jeopardy by nedthejanitor reviews
On public television, no one can hear you scream at stupid DBZ characters, cuz ain't no one watchin' anyway. Justin hosts an abridged version of Jeopardy based on Dragonball Z, and the characters in the show still manage to get questions wrong. Durrp.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,665 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Dr. Gero - Complete
I Sell Charcoal and Charcoal Accessories by Wy Wynaut reviews
What might happen if Hank realizes that charcoal is better than propane. Rated T for death and language and such.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Complete
Brotherly Love by CherryNinja reviews
Sequel to my "Proving" fics. Raditz is surprised about how well the strange relationship with Vegeta and Kakarot is working, even though he had to get used to his brother being part of it. But somehow he can't shake the feeling that Kakarot is starting to come on to him. Kakarot/Raditz PWP
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Goku, Raditz] Vegeta - Complete
Watching my brother by Mettlei reviews
Sasuke accidentally gets to see something that leaves him numb, stupefied and ...hard. Yaoi. Kisame/Itachi with Sasuke as the voyeur.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Place to Call Home by SpiritOfFreedom reviews
AU. Both Carley and Lee survived and find themselves on a large, clear countryside. Searching for somewhere to finally be free of the madness, and to get Clementine to a safe place, they seem to have found someplace where they can thrive. But no place is perfect. Note: this summary sucks, and, I promise, the story is MUCH better. :P CarLee. Older and new characters MAY be added. ;)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete
Stockholm by lunagirl388 reviews
Monique has a secret; Kim and Ron want to get to the bottom of it. Will they like what they find?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Monique, Shego
Unconscious and Moaning by mainki reviews
"Foolish little brother. Rest now. I will make sure you can enjoy the experience tonight all the way and not pass out at least a tiny bit longer." One-shot challenge for me. Involves Kisame/Itachi, Sasuke/Kisame and Itachi/Sasuke. Pay attention to the warning before starting to read the whole thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tantric by Francis J. Toran reviews
When Itachi goes blind after a fight with rogue ninja and using his Mangekyo Sharingan, he becomes completely dependent on Kisame. Will hidden feelings arise as these two do their best to get by while waiting for Itachi's eyes to get better? One-Shot! Kisame/Itachi. REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
An Unlawful Affair (Guy and Rock Lee Yaoi) by PrincessHichigo
Lee tells how he really feels about Guy Sensei...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Gai M.
Unexpected by kai-inspire reviews
Leader down! Will's down with serious flu and Taranee (who recently has been acting strange) is appointed to take care of Will for the night. Will hopes she can find out what's wrong, but in her current state, she could cause something totally unexpected to happen. TaraXWill. Reviews and favs greatly appreciated.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Will V., Taranee C.
The Revenge Of The Cat by Bocchan reviews
What happens when Omid and Christa come home after the apocalypse has settled down a bit. Their cat is not amused. A bit Chromid.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013
Your My Fish by Twilight Uchiha reviews
Kisame has been hiding a secret from Itachi for awhile; he is really a she. What will Itachi do when he finds out? DISCLAIMER I don't own Naruto or its characters. If I did most of the characters would be gay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
kakumada by peanutbutterapplesmack reviews
madara goes to kakuzu for some fun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Kakuzu, Madara U. - Complete
Kisame's Revenge by NippleFest reviews
The sexual tension between Orochimaru and Itachi erupted a raging, horny Kisame to solve things shark style. Warning: Severe, gory crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
YuGiOh! Pairings of the Apocalypse! by nedthejanitor reviews
The long-awaited ? sequel to DBZ Pairings is here! Join me in looking at some of the most absurd or revolting ships in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom! Warning: Not for people who value their sanity or take this stuff seriously. INDEFINITE HIATUS'D
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011
Of Nightmares and Fur by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
When Kankurou get's picked up off the streets and placed in Gai's home, he finds out the world isn't as bad as he thought it was.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Gai M., Kankuro - Complete
Multipurpose Hair by Lucillia reviews
Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Raditz
The Offspring by NippleFest reviews
Sanji? SANJI? KISAME HAS A SON CALLED SANJI? With who? Zetsu? WTF IS THIS? KISAMEEEEEEEEEE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Relish the Moment by Marawa reviews
Kisa/Ita Yaoi AU. Kisame is scared that Itachi will find out his deepest, darkest secrets which involve him in multiple states of undress. But how will he react when it becomes known, Itachi has a few secrets of his own?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.]
Why are You Trying to Love Me? by stephfarrow94 reviews
After being raped and bashed by Hidan, Zetsu takes it upon himself to take care of the traumatized Tobi. The only problem is Tobi has lost complete trust in people; even Zetsu. Trying to get Tobi back to his old self will prove very difficult. ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fall of Atlantis by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Sasuke had it all until his world literally came down around him. Stuck in a dying city, Sasuke fears his dying moments have come. But my chance, he's saved by a stranger and somehow they manage to survive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Freely by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
"What if people see?" Lee asked as they walked into the main building. Class was yet to change and the halls were empty of their peers. "I don't care," Sasuke shrugged. "Do you?" Lee shook his head with a small smile. "Good." Sasuke tucked Lee closer under his shoulder even as the bell rang. People poured out around them, but neither boy paid them any heed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Lee R. - Complete
Help Me Heal by stephfarrow94 reviews
When Kakuzu is raped by Hashirama, he meets Madara, who had the same thing happen to him. Together, will they be able to help each other heal, and in the process, fall in love? KakuMada, HashiKaku, rape, yaoi. Request by TobizBiggestFan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kakuzu, Madara U. - Complete
No Leaving by Sydsas reviews
Another year has gone by for Kisame and Itachi. And for once...the Uchiha wants to do something nice for his partner.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kung Fu Panda parody Trailer by The Night Owl Revolution reviews
A parody of the trailer. Hardcore Beliebers and Directioners might not like this. You have been warned...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete
Triple Play by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Percy always knew that Fred and George were the family pranksters, and he never held it against them. But he never knew that they would go this far but...maybe that's a good thing. Fred&George/Percy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Percy W., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
This Title is a Complete Sentence by BladePixie100 reviews
Aunt Josephine's life after the events of "The Wide Window"
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Aunt Josephine - Complete
Faked Sunlight by The Legend of Derpy reviews
The petals encasing her sanity slowly died, and the sunlight no longer reached her leaves, so the Rose found other ways to grow...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Rose/Roseluck - Complete
For you, Sasuke by SasUKE00006 reviews
After being seperated from his team on the way home from a mission, Lee runs into a familiar face. LeeSasu. Rated M for the lemon in the second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Lee R. - Complete
Love in Repose by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Sometimes we just have to take it nice and slow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Lee R.
Obsession by Night Yagami reviews
Itachi's always harbored an obsession for the legendary Orochimaru, but he never thought they'd actually meet. Until, that is, he joins the Akatsuki... yaoi, major OOC, departure from canon, angst
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Orochimaru
Stress reliever by peanutbutterapplesmack reviews
Kakuzu is over stressing. How will pein help? um duh, it's obvious...:D P.S. i do not own naruto or deadliest warrior, or spike tv
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Snape Sucks Alot by DracoMalfoyIsMyLionI'mHisLamb reviews
Snape and Sirius get together and do secret things behind their friends' backs. Review, please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Learning Interesting Things by Tsukineko-san reviews
Nami teaches Luffy new things. She also persuades him to try them out. Remember to bring sugar because this is very lemony! One Shot AceLu, D-cest! I don't own One Piece!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
The Babe and the Beast: A Parody by PrincessMickey13 reviews
Disney's Beauty and the Beast, all effed up for your entertainment. Enjoy!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Beast/Prince, Belle
Unnatural Desire by Tempoarypenname reviews
Gohan wants his father even though he knows it's wrong. While training in the hyperbolic time chamber, will he confess his feelings, and what will happen? read to find out. Incect GokuxGohan Rated M to the max If you don't like don't read.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Goku, Gohan
bojack how dare you by gohanfan1 reviews
This story is about Gohan and Bojack. I do not own dbz. And this is my first story that it dosen't turn rated m all of a sudden so hope you enjoy. REVIEW please :P
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Gohan, Bojack
The Crowded Subway by Tyranno's girl reviews
How did I get myself into this mess? All I did was get on a subway, I didn't mean to get on the bad side of any sadistic businessman! KisaIta AU, semexdominant!uke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dora: The Unabridged Version by Bird That Flies At Dawn reviews
"Map, get him." With a screech of, "CANDYLAND!" Map threw himself at the guard, knocking him out cold. "Thanks, Map," Dora said, grabbing her boxes of drugs and throwing them into the boat, quickly snatching the bottle of alcohol from Boot's hands. "Hey!" the drunk money shouted. Backpack suddenly and for no reason screeched, "Screw you! Screw you all!" CRACKFIC
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Brian and Stewie's Road through Gaming by Bren Tenkage reviews
Brian and Stewie use a transporter to go through many video games. Rated T for language, violence, and very bad cut away gags. Note the Title Cover is from Deviant Art, creator is Spudoclock-Creations.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Potion of Love by Sora Ketashiba reviews
While working on some potions in the lair, Max and Justin accidentally create a gas that causes them to have erections. After some research, they find their problems will only go away if they have sex with the one they love. What will happen? Only one way to find out. This is a birthday fic for our beloved author and my friend Austin Spencer. Warning: Boy x Boy. Happy B-day Austin!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Max R., Justin R.
Fresh Beat Band For Real by Turkey and Swiss Sandwich reviews
Okay, so I like this show, a lot. I watch it all the time with my little bro. But the fact that they used teens that act NOTHING LIKE TEENS is just sad. So, I decided to make the show sound much more realistic. Haha, this might be bad. Rated T. ENJOY!
Fresh Beat Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011
Secret Love by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Lee didn't want to ruin their friendship but sometimes it was so hard not to shout his love to him. Then the choice was suddenly ripped from him. Though, maybe that was a good thing? Naru/Lee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [Naruto U., Lee R.] - Complete
Crookshanks, A Love Affair by RikuRawr reviews
The Rocky Romance of Voldemort and Crookshanks. Rated T, has some weird stuff and bad language. Crack-Fic. Words are undescribable how weird this is. But nevertheless, Its randomly funny. Enjoy :3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Voldemort, Crookshanks
Momma Fluttershy by SoulHook reviews
While Fluttershy looks forward to the wonderful day her foal will be born, she gets a present from her friend Twilight... Extreme explicit! NOT for the faint of heart nor audience below the age of 18! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Submerged by Galadraen reviews
How long had these feelings been building. When did start letting the Uchiha be in charge of everything? Was it during that exchange of power that he fell in love? WARNING: YAOI/KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Devil's Tomb - MadaPein by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein gets more than he bargained for when he is summoned to Madara's office. Request for Akatsuki Wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Reason He Loves Being a Death Eater by Think My Name Is Funny Do You reviews
"Guys we are all out of pizza!" - Snape stood up in the hot tub, furious. "You pompous pig! You couldn't even wait on me!" - Voldie Moldie fell to the ground laughing, "I… can't… believe… you… wear… spandex!" He managed between laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Brava by TracyCook reviews
Tawni walks in on Sonny pleasuring herself and is a little too okay with it. Another Tawni/Sonny one shot! Hope you Tonny lovers enjoy it! Femslash
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Tawni H., Sonny M. - Complete
Something Special by Mettlei reviews
For Itachi's B-day. KisaIta. Yaoi. OOC. Has a short piece from back when Itachi just joined Akatsuki and then something more years later...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Argumental Confession by the Last Flowerchild reviews
After an intense arguement, Jeice and Burter find themselves completley engrossed...in each other. JeicexBurter slash.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Burter, Jeice - Complete
Look Out for ChiChi! by daughterofrisingsun reviews
What if Chi-Chi had been at Kame House when Raditz appeared and attempted to recruit Goku?...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Chi-Chi, Raditz - Complete
Quirk by cheshire-writer reviews
Krillin didn't see it coming. Well actually no one did. Raditz appears on earth with a surprising turn of events. Warnings: Hard yaoi, questionable consent.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Krillin, Raditz
Johnny Get's Mooned by thebloodlust23 reviews
Johnny get's mooned uh oh read and find out what happen's.
Johnny Test - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Lemon Dreamcake by elric0sis
Some good old Itachi and Zetsu lemon w Itachi goes to train one day and encounters a wonderful surprise. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Itachi U., Zetsu - Complete
Assistance by TragediesPainfulKiss reviews
Severus is hit with a potion that makes him like a baby. He needs Albus's help- a lot of help. OOC Warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Titanium Lawnmower by Conservatoons reviews
When Peggy loses her job in real-estate, she begins to lash it out on Hank. Meanwhile, Hank creates a titanium replica of his lawnmower. And let's just say it ends... Strange.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
2 Young 2 Be Mine - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi is 15 and Kisame is 27 but Itachi has a crush on Kisame. Feelings will be tested and rules will be broken as the two play a part in their battle. Kisame will battle to stay neutral while Itachi will battle to make him fall head over heels. Yaoi AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,578 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Misunderstood by Raven Flint
When Snape's attitude towards Neville changes, Neville realizes his true feelings towards the professor he feared most. Romance/Hurt/Comfort. Snape X Neville slash. Don't like, don't read. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Severus S., Neville L.
Flu Season by Magmashift reviews
Goku keeps trying to get out of getting a flu shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
LeeNaru Oneshot by YaoiLover1998 reviews
oneshot. LEMON-GRAPHIC IMAGES. please enjoy. kinda random but is an adult 'playtime'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Lee R., Naruto U. - Complete
Fish With Red Eyes by YaoiLover1998 reviews
Iachi Kisame oneshot. LEMON-GRAPHIC IMAGES. please enjoy... Srry but it is a LIME.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Royal pleasures by SoulHook reviews
Being the princesses of Equestria, Celestia and Luna can have any colt or filly they please. Warning: contains SEXUAL EXPLICIT and BAD LANGUAGE, absolutely NOT suited for audience below the age of 18!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,004 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Don't Be Such a Baby by daura-lean reviews
Now sophomores in high school, Angelica and Suzie finally realize the feelings they have for eachother. Rated M for sexual content. Angelica/Suzie slash.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Angelica P., Suzie C. - Complete
Caillou Finds out the Truth about Park Characters by WileE2005 reviews
A little tale about everybody's "favorite" bald four-year-old boy, when after a trip to Disneyland, things go wrong!
Caillou - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Princess and the Frog 2: Air Quality Alert by StupidSequel reviews
After accidentally suing herself, Tiana moves out and is displeased at Prince Naveen, who does something that makes her deathly afraid to breathe. Meanwhile, the Fenner Brothers support a master plan involving draconian laws.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Charlotte L.B., Tiana - Complete
The Bet by bunnygirl2012 reviews
So what happens when Shika makes a bet with Temari, and loses? He's forced to kiss Lee, and he finds that he actually enjoys it. Yaoi. ShikaXLee. Don't Like Don't Read. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Lee R., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Secret Friends by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Lee has been seeing a friend that he shouldn't have, but he can't help it. He really likes his friend and is willing to go against the village for him. SasuLee. Cover by KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - [Sasuke U., Lee R.] - Complete
Something Different by bunnygirl2012 reviews
Just smutty goodness...there really is no plot. Don't Read it you Don't Like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Marron and Maron by DigitalAda reviews
Written for the DBZ kink meme. Marron is curious about the woman her dad named her after. So she goes to meet her and things get interesting. And a bit smutty. The main pairing is Maron/Marron with a lemon but there is also some het and yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Maron, Marron - Complete
My Momma Told Me by DeviWan reviews
When Kisame was old enough to understand why he didn't have friends at school, his momma held him tight and said that he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. He didn't believe her at the time. He wished he could see what she saw. Kisa/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Getting off Easy by Crescenteye reviews
I suck at these, Lee was having some problems and Gai helped him which lead to them dating. GaiLee, yaoi, lemon, mention of Rape and child abuse. mention of OC x Lee. Please Review. rated M so if your under 18 and reading this don't get caught!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
You look hot with glasses by AMP96 reviews
KisaIta -REDONE- Itachi is found in the library wearing... glasses? Oh man that's hot! YAOI LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
LEMON! Yaoi, Kisame x Itachi. What happens when Itachi has a dream and reaches out to Kisame?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Snake Love Bite by Crescenteye reviews
Don't kill me plz, it is weird but i explain why inside. rated M so if your under 18 and reading this don't get caught lol XD. More reviews would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orochimaru, Lee R.
Here Fishy Fishy by Kaida-Chan414 reviews
"Aw what's the matter? Is my little fishy not enjoying this?" he teased, an evil grin playing on his lips. Lemon yoai don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hoarding Clouds by elric0sis reviews
Based off the popular series Hoarding: Burried Alive I DO NOT OWN HOARDING: BURRIED ALIVE, NARUTO, OR BARBIE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fatherhood by Stumble reviews
How Mr. Kowai came to be a father.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Libraries Aren't All That Bad by elric0sis reviews
Kisame is just a lonely female shark looking for some love, so when she finds the beautiful Itachi at her local library, she decides to check her out. YURI KISAITA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
CHIBIS! by KaibaGirl17 reviews
What's causing the mischief and mayham on Frieza's ship?...SAIYAN CHIBIS!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
Dinner Jokes by Cryztalix reviews
The Five and Po sit at the dinner table attempting to crack jokes... ...keyword was 'attempting'... THIS might explain why Tigress rarely jokes with them...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
And so the beast fell in love with the bird by LoraLeiRiddle reviews
Neji starts having feelings for Gai, not realising Gai might share them. As their secret passion for each other grows and they have to endure some dangerous times, will they ever let each other know how they feel? YAOI BOYXBOY PROBABLY INCLUDING LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,839 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
Confessions by jyvonne13 reviews
the bratz get locked in their school and tell each other their secrets
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Raditz goes to HFIL by KaibaGirl17 reviews
And he's not going down without a fight!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Raditz, King Yemma
Peons To Desire by xSci-Fi.Lullabyx reviews
JiraiyaxOrochimaru slash. They despise each other but some young ninjas cant control their hormones. Dont like yaoi dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Draggin' Tails by Homeydaclown reviews
Parodies of past episodes of the shitty kids' show; Dragon Tales. Now with character deaths, drug-doing, drinking, & language. NOT FOR LITTLE KIDS TO READ! Chapter 2 up!
Dragon Tales - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010
Total Drama Chowder 2 by lil john jr reviews
This is my version of Total Drama Action Chowder Edition please vote and review
Chowder - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Is This Really 'Training? by akatsuki FAN KYAAAA reviews
Ever wonder what Naruto and Jiraya did over the 3 years of training? besides that they trained? what they did EXACTLY?You already know jiraya is a pervert, and you know naruto is too combine them together. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Fourth Time's The Charm by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: The first three times, Weasley comes to him for one thing only. Or at least that's what he tells Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Percy W., Severus S. - Complete
Where Is Everyone? by nedthejanitor reviews
Sesshomaru is the last man on earth. Will he cope? REVISED ON JANUARY 12th, 2011
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sesshomaru - Complete
To Love Once or To Love Forever? by cinder16 reviews
Does Kisame love his Shamada more than Itachi? Can he part with his blade to save his lovers life or will he let him die for a weapon? You choose. Includes, yaoi, Lemon, one sided love, suspense, poison, bounty hunting, and other stuff I didn't mention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Finding Comfort in His Arms by Killer Hetalia Fangurl reviews
Kisame walks in on Itachi crying into his pillow, and thinks about his beauty. I DO NOT OWN WARNING: LEMON, YAOI, LOSS OF VIRGINITY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Pokemon Episode In Theory by nedthejanitor reviews
This is for those of you who have, for some reason, never seen an episode of Pokemon. Here's what happens in a typical episode. REVISED AS OF JANUARY 5TH, 2011
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
What REALLY happened to Steve by BIG BOWSER reviews
LOL Steve can't take it anymore so he curses out the show and then quits. That's pretty much it...
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Yo Mammas by Immortal Spork reviews
Edward and Jacob have they're long awaited fight, but with a twist!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Lee's birthday suprise by Crescenteye reviews
Lee never rembers his birthday, luckly his boyfriend Neji does. Lemon, yaoi, LeeNeji. dont like why are you even looking at this. Rate and Review. Happy birthday to Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Bored by Little-Retard reviews
Kisame and Sasori are left in the base alone, and Kisame's bored. When he walks into Sasori's room, what does he find? Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Kisame H., Sasori - Complete
Super Spongy Family Guy Brothers by BIG BOWSER reviews
Spongebob and Mario with a pinch of Family Guy
Crossover - Mario & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Spongebob Sailor Mouth Uncensored by BIG BOWSER reviews
Make sure your profanity filter is disabled if you wanna get the best experience : Rated M for strong language and sexual content
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2010 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
Explain Later by Little-Retard reviews
When Deidara is bored when everyone is off on missions, he walks into Pein's office to find a very interesting sight before him. Rated for language and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Bella Is Still A Moron by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Another collection of short stories about Bella, Edward and Jacob. Bella is blinded by both men, their charm and what seems like love for her and each other. Poor stupid little Bella. If you like this read The Bella Is A Moron Files as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Edward, Jacob
White Petals and Baby Flowers by NagayanXTuti reviews
Toshiro has a crush on Byakuya and Byakuya has a crush on Toshiro. Byakuya finds the courage to tell Toshiro how hhe feel and they start dating, the later spend the night together and Toshiro ends up preganant. MPREG, Lemon, HitsuxBya please read & review
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Byakuya K. - Complete
Cailou wants a pet snake by Cailou reviews
One fine day Cailou was outside playing with Leo when he saw something move in his sand box. At first Leo thought it was Cailou's dad stalking them again. But a small black head popped out of the sand and Leo ran home because he's a complete pussy.
Caillou - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010
Sassy Gay Friend: Ariel by PhantomKat reviews
Ariel is about to trade her voice to the sea witch for a pair of legs. This could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend.
Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Defeat by RavenSara84 reviews
The aftermath of the fight between Kisame and Suigetsu, it just wasn't what one of them expected. Adult themes, non-consensual sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Suigetsu H., Kisame H. - Complete
A Puppet, a Plant, Some Fun by LittleMissDeathy reviews
The first SasorixZetsu on here! Whoo! Okay, so this is SasorixZetsu smut, yaoi, lemons, sextoys included. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zetsu, Sasori
Kisame's Sexy Surprise by elric0sis reviews
When Itachi leaves on a solo mission for two weeks, what is his horny boyfriend suppose to do? And what's this mysterious DVD? RATED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT YAOI! KISAITA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Let's Go Asplorin: A Series Of Rants by pikachugirl2 reviews
A series of Dora The Explorer rants with my own opinions. One rant for each character, and rated T for language and themes. Come on, everybody, let's go asplorin through the world of Dora! The weird way!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Morning Desire - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Kisame wakes up every morning and watches Itachi sleep. It always turns him on and so he has to retreat to the bathroom to take care of his issue. Only Itachi will turn things around and make it much more enjoyable. One Shot Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
KisaPein Teddy Bear by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This is one of my favorite yaoi pairings :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Kisame H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Tobi is a Bad Boy by LittleMissDeathy reviews
Zetsu-san finds out that Tobi isn't such a good boy after all...heheh. ZetsuxTobi. Yaoi, lemons, smut. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
Dummy by HiDiNgFrOmYoU reviews
Written for arisflame, she wanted a Gai/Kaka lemon. Kakashi and Gai have just returned their teams from teh rescue Gaara mission and Kakashi is recovering the hospital when Gai visits him. What naughty things do they get up to? Read to find out! R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
KisaItaSasu:: by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This was very fun to write, and so far is the only thing I have up 8D I'm new with this and I probably failed, but I'll try my hardest to learn
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Becoming One by StarkLovesShawarma reviews
Are you ready for me Logan?" James asked softy, his fingers pushing back some stray hair on Logan's forehead. "I'm ready James." JARGAN. Written for ImSoNinja. Smuff
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2010 - James, Logan - Complete
This Nonsensical Thing We Call by WhirledPeace reviews
Yaoi, ZetDei/DeiZet. Deidara finds he can't hate as much as he'd like to. And perhaps he might like this. M for lemon. Slightly plotless, more drabbly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
The tales of Chantellerella BingBong Heehee : by Neon Jellytot
This story Includes: Dean Thomas aka EPICNESS A pokemon battle between Draco and Harry, a Tin-Whistle off and Harry Potter being punched in the face. Co-Written by Caffekko in times of epic randomness :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - OC
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Yotsuba& Lions! by RobDaZombie reviews
Yotsuba was watching lions on telly! And they were playing tag! And they were giving each other piggy back rides! Or would that be lion back rides?
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Do It Again by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Kisame, on a mission, aids Itachi with a little problem... and it leads to a lot of fun for us! . Lemon, beware! Made forever ago.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Battle Of Lust by Jester310 reviews
He always wanted this. Now, nobody can stop a horny Ace even if it's his own brother. My very FIRST fic. Incest and definitely YAOI. you've been warned.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
My First Shark Love by elric0sis reviews
Kisame and Itachi have been going out for years, what makes this night so special? KisaIta Hard Yaoi, my first Mature story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Punishment by Tight Spaces reviews
Bi-polar Pain punishes Zetsu for what he did wrong. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Summer Gone Ron by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
Kim has dumped Ron because she's going to college in France, and she doesn't think that she can keep track of a long distance relationship. Monigue suggests that ROn joins her and her parents to a beach resort. Various Ron pairings.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,238 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Ron S., Monique - Complete
15 reasons why Snape banned me from potions by Neon Jellytot reviews
I had fun in that potions class until he stuck his big nose in it... : Ahh He made Razzal sad. Everyone make me happy again and review. Ahhhhhh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Why Albus Dumbledore is not allowed to watch TV by Neon Jellytot reviews
Some random stuff I threw together while very bored
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
the hauted house by Rock-Lee-FTW reviews
what happen if they enter there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reflections of a Choice by Rraz45 reviews
Arella recalls how she became the wife of Trigon and the mother of Raven when Trigon invades Azerath. One-shot. REVIEW!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Arella, Trigon - Complete
Swapping teams by Skimx reviews
I have decided, as of today, everybody has been assigned a new partner. What will happen? Kisame x Deidara , Sasori x Pein, Hidan x Tobi not Madara Zetsu x Kakuzu. Rated M for Possible citrus/lime/lemon. My first fanfic, ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H.
Beautiful by LePipi reviews
So Kisame is sad about being a misfit and all and Kakuzu comes in to help. - OK I promise the story is better . No longer a oneshot guys! KakuzuxKisame yaoi, boyxboy you know -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Mindfuck by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
If there was anything Gary Smith was good at, it was getting under people’s skin. GxP HARD YAOI, other warnings inside
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Summer Nights by superxXxSAMURAI reviews
Ino’s sleeping, Shikamaru can’t sleep, and Chouji’s taking a shower. Shikamaru x Chouji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Hidden Desire's Revealed - Kisaita by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi and Kisame discover feelings they didn't know existed. Smut one shot! Hard Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Guru Chases Me In Circles by Thursday's Dove reviews
An awkward poem that doesn't even flow about how Guru chased me for calling him fat. Um, yeahhhh...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Guru
Hurt and Heal by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Itachi has been forced to go through the worst of tortures known to protect his partner. When Kisame gets there, he will fight a battle and win. But will he be able to pick up all of the broken pieces?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Gary's Back GaryJimmy oneshot yaoi lemon 18 by Emeraldegg reviews
What happens when a vengeful, lustful Gary comes back to visit Jimmy one last time? oneshot lemon yaoi
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
Say My Name by jinchuurikisfury reviews
Naruto and Jiraiya are in the middle of training when they happen to come across a town. Not just any town either, but a GAY town! Naruto gets nosy, Jiraiya gets angry, and passion ensues! "I'll make you say my name..." YAOI MALE/MALE RATED M JIRANARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Crazy by Ichireiro reviews
Petey/Gary one shot.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
One of these days - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi likes to have sex with Kisame but he doesn't want to be tied down. Now Kisame is In New York considering a job offer. What will be in store for Itachi if Kisame takes the job? Smut two part! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Moments Like these - ZetTobi by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Zetsu is in for A big surprise when Tobi shows up in the forest wearing nothing but his cloak. Smut One shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
When I dream of you - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi gets angry when Deidara asks Kisame if he is gay, but unbeknownst to Itachi, Kisame only has eyes for him. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Chibis Go To Kindergarten by SSJSkaterTrunks reviews
OMFG I UPDATED! Chibi Cell, Bulma, Chi Chi, Goku, Vegeta, 18, 17, Piccolo, Frieza, Zarbon, Dodoria, Launch and Krillin all go to kindergarten and drive their teacher crazy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,173 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Cell, Vegeta
To Kiss a Puppet by hell-raiser13 reviews
Hidan is bothered in how Sasori continues to watch him. Sasori soon shows him why. WARNING Yaoi or shounen ai If you don't like then DONT READ... Yaoi, hidanxsasori, hisaso or sasohi. Mostly SasoHi. Rated M for good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Trick or Treating at House 69 by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Deidara and the Akatsuki gang go trick or treating! But Sasori is not with them, why do you suppose that is? Read to find out! Pairings: OroSaso SasoDei ItaKisa KakuHida ZetTobi DeiJacob
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events by honkugly reviews
Dear Reader, If you are looking for a depressing book about the lives of intelligent and well-mannered orphans, look elsewhere. All you will find here is a Chinese taxi driver, a Broadway Chorus, and other nondepressing, hilarious objects.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sunny B., Klaus B.
Butterflies, Dominoes, and Causality by destructve reviews
Zelgadiss and the gang are off to find a cure for his condition. What else is new? But an attempt to turn this into a plausible Lina x Amelia fanfic turns this into an epic nightmare. Naughty situations further on in the fanfic. Mature audiences only!
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Amelia S., Lina I. - Complete
The Beginning of a New Pairing: HidaLee! by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Hidan meets Lee while trying to spread his religion to Konoha. What's gonna happen to these poor saps? Is Hidan going to kill Lee or keep him as a pet? Read! Pairings: HidaLee Rated for sexual content HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEDICINAL BISCUIT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Lee R. - Complete
Bloo's Orgasm by nakedXsnapeX reviews
yes, the story is dirty....and intended for laughs....so whatever you think the stories about, trust me, it's going to get worse. please R&R, and this does involve the dresden dolls.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Bloo
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Everywhere is a good place by Deva-Devastation reviews
KisamexItachi. LEVEL: Low and middle. Very much consensual sex. No plot, only graphic yaoi. A no-end fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Rest of Our Days by superxXxSAMURAI reviews
Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Asuma S., Chōji A. - Complete
Levitated Love by WarpedMinded reviews
Neville gets caught. WAFF, M/M, SS/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Somewhat Kisaita story by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kisame interested, Itachi's not. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Too Long of a Wait by ShinobuChan93 reviews
Neji is getting impatient with Lee. First Lemon. NejiLee Don't like don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Tears Shed, blood unshed by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
What if Scarlett had really loved Charles? What if he had lived? What if Scarlett didn't spend all those years pining for Ashley?
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007
In the End by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
He loved Itachi…he loved him so much.Kisame would give up anything to rewind time and give Itachi the life he deserved. Even if it meant he would not have been a part of it. If Itachi could have been happy…it didn't matter..KisaIta COMPLETE, Death, Onesho
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Yotsuba & Close Friends by Gryvon reviews
Jumbo/Mr. Koiwai, yaoi. At any moment they could be faced with four green pigtails and hundreds of questions.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
I'm Full! by Sweetdums reviews
KisaIta. Warnings for smut ending, laters, and the Discovery Channel. The things that happened when he was like this were unpredictable. This time he knew what was coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Eternal Everything by Nephthys Snape reviews
Kakashi has ordered something special for Gai's birthday, but it has taken longer than expected to get it finished. Finally, with it in hand, he waits for Gai to get home from a mission so he may give it to him and ask him something very important. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bad Boy by Envious Lacerations reviews
Tobi is acting like a twitter-pated school girl and Kisame gets tired of him asking if he is a good boy. KisameXTobi and a little KakuzuXHidan. Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by beanielova reviews
GaiKaka Gai x Kakashi .... Kakashi’s got an agenda, and is overstressed. Gai thinks it might be his own fault. Mishaps and Misunderstandings... yaoi fanfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
For The Love Of Money! by cyberspyderweb reviews
Shark and Stitches once more! They have to work in the same office. How will it work out? Not very well as usual. This time the shark gets the upper hand. Shark on Stitches Lemon Yaoi! Kisa/Kaku Warning: Naughty Shark and Stitches moment. Smexy stuff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Of Sword And Thread by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kisame is to work with Kakuzu for a mission. Both men don't like the idea but are forced. See how Kakuzu decides to handle it! Yaoi yummie Lemon! Kuzu/Kisa warning:Stitches and Shark naughtiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
No Strings or Teeth Attached by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kakuzu and Kisame spend the night at an Inn ment for Honeymooners. Yaoi Lemon Kaku/Kisa We realy do need more of this kind of Yaoi for those two huh? For all the FanGirls and Yaoiboys! Enjoy! Warning: strong naughty references! Kisame love once more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
Kisame Love by cyberspyderweb reviews
My love for Kisame has driven me to write this. With the hope you too will love him . lol Sexual Shark themed short story. This is a Kisame FanGirls and YaoiBoys must read! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Kisame H. - Complete
That's Some Kind of Love by Elfian Aqua reviews
A one shot crackfic in which Xelloss loves Amelia, Amelia desires Zelgadiss, and Zelgadiss longs for a laid-back lifestyle.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Amelia S., Xelloss M. - Complete
But Sensei by mistyamethyst1312 reviews
Gai goes off on a mission leaving Kakashi to train Lee. Contains yaoi lemon. Please read. I'm not very good with summeries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Lee R.
Vanilla Essence, please by Princess iPod reviews
Vanilla H comes to the Naruto World as part of her mission without interfering with other people. Is that so easy to do when you're greeted by the village's number one kuncklehead, the sexiest guy in the whole word, a nagging cutie, and a charming sensei?
Galaxy Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007
Fear of Fangs by SterileTelevision reviews
a kisaita fanfic... was one of my originals, so please excuse the crappiness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
What I Need by our-money-is-drugs reviews
If you think his sword is big...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
What We See by our-money-is-drugs reviews
The Byakugan sees many things...many unpleasant things...narutoHP XOver
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
My One Love by Fan5124 reviews
Chouji loves Shikamaru, but his feelings aren't reciprocated, or are they? This is obviously yaoi, don't like don't read. WIP. Rating for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N.
The Substitute by Il Cattivo reviews
Severus can't have Remus... But he can have Regulus, so he brews up a little Polyjuice potion. Aheheheh. [Very naughty story, so it's rated M. Slashy, underage sex, one sided RBSS, one sided RLSS, and insinuated RLSB. Marauders Era. Reg's POV.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Regulus B., Severus S. - Complete
Loving You by Agatsubu reviews
After a sparring session Piccolo and Yamcha get it on. Yaoi!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Piccolo, Yamcha - Complete
Fix Me Right by Fan5124 reviews
What happens when Lee gets hurt in a mission? Sex of course! This is GaaraLee yaoi so if you don't like, don't read. Oh and it's lemony fresh! !May have a sequel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Love Hurts by jamieg2892 reviews
Gohan is once again a target for revenge. But this time, the revenge isn't all pain and misery...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Cell, Gohan - Complete
Humiliation by Scecky reviews
Neville is caught doing Naughty Things in Potions class. How does Snape react? NevilleSnape WARNING: Contents may disturb you. In a bad way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Fireworks and Festivals by Skins Thunderbomb reviews
The Akatsuki go to the Summer Festival, and Itachi finally understands how he feels about his partner. KisaXIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Clever Mint by Tally Solleni reviews
[Based on a Grimm fairy tale] Mint, once again, avoids getting in trouble.
Galaxy Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Cookin Competition by BubblingIllusion reviews
What happens when Mint puts her luck in cooking
Galaxy Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Romp by CerberusKin reviews
Romp is a one shoy about Kisame and Itachi. KisameItachi. Yaoi. You now can see the link.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Baby Trunks' Adventure by Y2Jen reviews
Repost: IT'S FINALLY BACK and rewritten! A quite loong one shot spoof of Baby's Day Out where the Ginyu Force kidnaps Trunks to hold him ransom against Vegeta and Capsule Corp. R&R PLEASE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Trunks, Ginyu Force - Complete
Spending time with Sasuke by suger-snake reviews
Itachi and Sasukes parents are on a misson and will be gone for the rest of the day and itachi finaly desideds to spend the time with his little brother that Sasuke has wanted for a long timeitachi sasuke uchihacest younger itachi and sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Not So Secret Conversation by Bureaucratic Bullet reviews
Every gals got a flaw. Just don't let 'em know you think so. Or else...
Galaxy Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Longbottom with his Pants Down by dimple-boi reviews
Neville has an unfortunate accident in the dungeons and Snape has a bit of fun...not SLASH...just humour--it'll make your day! RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Neville L., Severus S.
Never Let A Saiyan Decorate by Bulmas Poisonous Food reviews
The Son's are decorating for Christmas, Marron and Bra getting it all on tape. One-Shot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Bra, Marron - Complete
Black Out A Master Roshi's Place! by Bulmas Poisonous Food reviews
The power goes out at Master Roshi’s while everyone is having a get together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Master Roshi
Frieza, Lord of Porn: The Torment Continues by SSJSkaterTrunks reviews
The sequel! King Cold joins with Zarbon and Frieza to torment poor Vegeta with his nakedness. Unfortunately others must suffer as well. Please review! *gives thumbs up* Thanks!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 5/14/2002 - Frieza, Vegeta
Radditz-punzel, Radditz-punzel, Let Down Your Hair by Frozenflower reviews
Goten makes a wish to Shenlong for 'someone with long hair he can love' but Shenlong has an evil sense of humor, and alas, poor Goten doesn't get the lovely maiden he'd hoped for!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Goten, Raditz
Goku's Ark by The Rev reviews
A strange parody of the Bible story everyone's heard. Dende tells Goku to build an ark... Chapter Two Up
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2002 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Goku, Dende
Chain Reaction by FeR reviews
Hey folks! This fic is about Trunks, who wants to know something about a commercial he saw.....PG recommended!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Trunks, Master Roshi
Gokulocks and the Three Briefs by Demeter Lythersin reviews
You wanted it, here it is.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2001
Piccolo Makes A Funny by Shadode reviews
Exactly as the title says. Piccolo unintentionally makes a joke.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2000
Trick Or Treat...Starring The Chibi Z Gang by Prince Vegeta reviews
Everyone's been CHIBINIZED!!!...Does that word exist???Anyway,time to go trick or treating!!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2000
Harry Potter and Horrible Smell: Part 1 by FuBaR reviews
Just read the story, pinheads!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2000
The DBZ gang... work at Office Depot?! by Munk reviews
So the gangs working at Office Depot... heh... we're evil, we know {mild cursing and MUCH sillyness... that's about it}
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2000
Goten's Grades by Music4Piano reviews
Goku and Chichi visit Goten's teacher to straighten out his schooling.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2000
Where in the World is Professor Snape 1/1 by Quaxo reviews
Harry and Co. discover what life without Snape would be like.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2000
What These Eyes Have Found by ALF reviews
What if some of the Z characters somehow manage to stumble upon the many DBZ web-pages of our Internet world? Heh-heh... ~_^
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2000
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Whats that smell? reviews
Oh no!The world of Naruto has been infected by a deadly virus that embarrasses the heck out of you. Rated T for n't like,don't freaking read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Naruto U., Lee R.] Team Seven, Team Gai
Pein's Dilemma reviews
After Pein finds that his subordinates are slacking off, he decides to see whats up and gets a surprise of a lifetime. Now that he finds out the truth, its time for drastic measures! CONTAINS YAOI (AKA boy x boy). Don't like, don't read. Features Sasuke for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5 - Sasuke U., Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Rankin' on Hidan reviews
Same as title...Hidan gets made fun of. Mainly HidaLee with other pairings on the side. Includes Mpreg because what's a yaoi fanfic without pregnant ukes?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Gai
The Puppet and the Shark reviews
Kisame and Sasori are together and life seems pretty good until an evil force tries to tear them apart. KisaSaso, KakuIta, OrochiSaso, slight KisaIta, HidaLee, GaiDei, and PainKona. Contains rape, yaoi, sexual content, yaoi, and Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Sasori, Kisame H.] Orochimaru, Akatsuki
Harmony vs Evil reviews
After going to the doctor, Fluttershy finds out that she's pregnant with a demonic baby. Read and Review please!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
A Love Worth Having reviews
Multi-chapter story. Videl has unrequited feelings for Chichi, only to find out that the other woman does care for her in more ways than one. Contains yuri. Pre-Buu saga Also contains other yuri based pairings and one yaoi one b/c a friend asked for it.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Chi-Chi, Videl] [Bulma, Lunch]
Forever My Whole reviews
All Sasuke has ever wanted was to be with the love of his life, but its difficult seeing as his true love is a criminal. Contains mpreg, yaoi, rape, and straight. Starts from the end of Naruto to Naruto Shippuden. KisaSasu, NaruSaku, slight KisaIta, OrochiSasu, KabuSasu, and JuugSuig.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Sasuke U., Kisame H.] Orochimaru, Team Seven
A Bad Romance reviews
Fluttershy feels abandoned and lonely while Him just wants to destroy everything. When the two meet, they find a bad romance...too bad Fluttershy's friends don't approve of her love life with the troublesome demon. Will they ever pull these two love birds apart? Review please! Rating may be bumped up later. Himx Fluttershy x Luna x Celestia x Twilight Sparkle.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Fluttershy, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon]
Puppy Love reviews
Someone is stalking Kisame and the shark soon discovers it's no ordinary stalker either. Based on a deviantart picture. Contains yaoi and straight pairings. Review please! Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] Akatsuki, Team Seven
Konan's Diary: What is Missing reviews
Sequel to Zetsu's Diary. Pein is bored one day & stumbles upon Konan's diary. Chaos will ensure and secrets will be revealed. Meanwhile the Akatsuki's stuff is going missing. Will they ever be found? Tune in to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Pain/Pein, Konan, Nagato] Akatsuki
Zetsu's diary reviews
The akatsuki finds out Zetsu's and each others dirty little secrets. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING of course! Cracking pairings ahead. Please read and review! Requests welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Deidara, Kisame H., Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
The Difference Between Darkness and Black reviews
Severus is in love with Sirius, but that love disappears when Sirius rapes him. What will he do now that he's pregnant with his child and a certain werewolf is in love with him? Main pairing: Sirius x Severus. Minor pairings: Severus x Remus, James x Remus, James x Lily, Voldemort x Severus. Story ranges from marauders' time period to afterwards. CURRENTLY BEING EDITED: 11/24/13.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Sirius B., Severus S.]
DBZ QUIZLET reviews
One of my other stories didn't go so well so I'm replacing it with this, so if you notice that one of my DBZ stories are deleted, then that is what I replaced it with. Contains yaoi, yuri, and such. Enjoy! This will most likely be rated M later for perverted reasons.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Goku, Vegeta, Master Roshi, OC
A Difficult Love Story reviews
Goku and his sister Raditz are to be Princess Vegeta and Prince Matthew's new guards on their way to Planet Tarsal. Love will ensue, hearts will be broken (as well as bones), and crushes will be had. Goku x Fem Vegeta and Matthew x Fem Raditz
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Goku, Vegeta] [Raditz, OC]
A Chichi x 18 oneshot reviews
A special request from hadomaster. Chichi is feeling a bit frustrated after Goku leaves her for his brother (this story is kind of a mini story for my main story series aka Alternate DBZ). What happens when android 18 steps into her life?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Chi-Chi, Android 18] [Bulma, Lunch] - Complete
The complaints reviews
The things you've always wanted to know...What bothers the Akatsuki about each other. Featuring Naruto from "Whats that smell".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
DBZ Kindergarten reviews
The DBZ gang is in kindergaten. Includes troublesome toddlers, hyperness, and minor crime. Crossover between Galaxy Angel & DBZ. Suggestions for pairings in story welcome.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Goku, Vegeta, Chi-Chi
An Alternate DBZ Christmas reviews
Like the title says, its an Alternate DBZ Christmas with lots of romance, wise-cracking old men, drama, thrills, chills, and humor. Depending on reviews, there might be yaoi and yuri included with lots of rated M material. Pairing suggestions welcome. Based somewhere during Android saga.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Goku, Raditz, Vegeta] Chi-Chi
Total Drama Island:ARDBZ vs Adventure Time reviews
The characters of ARDBZ and Adventure Time team up with each other and against each other in this TDI parody.Character suggestions welcome.Go look up ARDBZ if you don't know what it is.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
Alternate DBZ: Android saga reviews
The third installment of the Alternate DBZ series. The History of Trunks and Android and Cell saga will all be grouped in the same story because they are all related to each other in the same way.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Goku, Raditz] Vegeta, M. Trunks
A Complicated Love Story reviews
A do-over of my accidentally deleted story "The Sleepover saga". In this story, it's kind of the same, but this time Kisame has a few too many admirers and Itachi must overcome this obstacle to get his shark to love him. Contains yaoi, blood, gore, and later rape.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki
Harry Potter and the Weird Guy's eternity stone reviews
My version of what should have happened in the HP series. Book 1 anyways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
A Lost Love reviews
A Gourry x Zelgadis story. If you don't like yaoi don't read. This story will also be rated M later on. Full Summary inside.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Zelgadiss G., Gourry G.] [Amelia S., Lina I.]
Alternate DBZ: Frieza saga reviews
The second installment of the Alternate DBZ series.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Raditz - Complete
The new guy reviews
Joe is looking after Steve's house while he is gone off to college. What happens is utter chaos! Rated T for Joe's mouth and violence. Not trying to bash anybody...just having fun. COMPLETE!
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Alternate DBZ reviews
Based in the saiyan saga.My version of what happened.If you have a problem with it,PM me.OOC Goku in a way.Lots of yaoi or something like that...has mpreg later on.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Goku, Raditz - Complete
Rainy day reviews
It's a rainy day in Townsville and the PPGs are bored.Too bad Him is bored himself.Rating will change later on.Him x Buttercup because Him x Blossom is lame.Also includes an epic fight between Him & Buttercup vs the my little pony gang. PS Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon know Him personally.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Buttercup, Him