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Joined 05-05-12, id: 3987917, Profile Updated: 07-13-13

Here are a few things you should know about me.

1. I am certifiably insane. (It's true! I even have the silver certificate and the gold, shiny medal to prove it.)

2. I am a social pariah and devoted bookworm. People consider reading uncool and all that bunch of crap but it isn't. Truly, it isn't.

3. I have not written any stories and am not planning on doing so in the future, either near or far.

4. I have the vocabulary to the extent of a 20-something year old English major. I can say without a hint of dishonesty that I have read a whole dictionary. I have a quite a few witnesses but they shall remain anonymous.

5. I LOATHE text language. I am probably one of the few people in this world that doesn't know what the hell people are talking about when they use phrases such as "BRB!' or "TTFN!" Seriously, I hold nothing against the people who DO use text language (I, for one, cannot believe that it's its own language) but if human beings continue to butcher the English language like this, I will be extremely disappointed. Of course, sometimes I feel dumb when I have to search up an urban dictionary to help me understand but it is also one of the things that make me proud to be me. I am a child of this century but I certainly am not the type you would expect to be against things of this century. I am what certain people would call "old-fashioned" but I like to refer to myself as "untainted by society". Well, that should do the trick.

6. I am a Christian and proud to be one. I believe that there is one God that loved us enough to sacrifice his only son. I don't get how you can't be grateful for that. Most teenagers would shun Jesus and Christianity just because it wasn't cool or it would make them unpopular. I, for one, disagree. It WOULD make you popular. Popular among the angels, and popular to God. He know when someone is shunning Him and He IS hurt by it. I believe that we, as a society, are failing God. Is this the right way to repay the person who gave His life to save yours? Is it? Think about it.

7. I am one heck of a grammar freak. I do not like incorrect grammar, punctuation or spelling mistakes. It really pushes me to the edge to see people not using commas or periods. it's not that hard, guys. Just a simple dot on the end of the sentence. it wouldn't kill you, would it?

8. And, last but certainly not least, I have three mental disorder (two can be combined with each other, but I like to distinguish different things from other different things). I have ADD, OCD, and ADHD. And, let me tell you, living life as a closet psycho is not the way to spend your day. I'm serious. It's really, really hard for me to cope at times, due to these mental illnesses. But God is my stronghold, and he will never forsake me, even through these hardships.

Well, that's only a few things about me. Hope you took the time to read it.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and koolaid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Don't tell my mommy though!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile


If you are a procrastinator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you can't stand the Jonas Brothers and want to vomit when girls go goo-goo over them, copy and paste this into you profile

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01,master123456789, TdiBridgette, XshoppingshortieX, Einstinette, DirectionerPIanist16

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, Einstinette, DirectionerPIanist16

I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (testicals XD)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, Einstinette, Milk and Cocoa, DirectionerPIanist16

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! (flail arms while saying this one)

The most romantic first line but least romantic second line.

1. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

2. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

3. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

4. Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

7. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

8. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

9. My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

10. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

11.What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot

Who calls you back when you hang up on him

Who will say he doesn't like you, but loves you.

Who will be willing to jump into the river for your hat

Who will take you somewhere unique for your first date

Who you love.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears, if they are the reason you were crying in the first place.

we all love surprises.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet.

Cross over to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away, he hates that

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

When there's a will, I want to be in it

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much

We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

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This is Bunny
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Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Well, the crazy ride that is my profile is finally over. REMEMBER: When life gives you lemons, throw it back in life's face and continue wallowing in self-pity.

Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines

You're all not retarded, it's just that most of you are.
SO: First line: Guy. Second line: Girl

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"So what do you do for a living?"
"Female impersonator."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Do not enter."

"Would you like to dance?"
" Not with you."
" Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did."

" Do you wanna dance?"
" Yeah but not with you!"
"You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"

" Does beauty run in your family?"
" It obviously doesn't in yours!"

"What's your name sexy?"
"Taken"

" Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"
" Yeah, but this time don't stop!"

" I think you're the best looking girl in here."
" Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!"

"Your legs go clear up to your ass."
"Most peoples' do!"

"Can I buy you a drink?
" Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"You look like a dream."
"Go back to sleep."

" Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?"
"Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?"

"I can see forever in your eyes."
"But all I can see is never in yours."

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
"Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

After hearing a pickup line:
"I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

If you are looking at a guy and he says "Whatcha looking at, babe?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

Goodbye and Good luck!

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The Love Boat by twilly reviews
Love, exciting and new. Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Best friends, a childhood crush, a free cruise, and a ship full of swingers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,690 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Guitar Girl by 13ismynumber reviews
He waits to meet his Guitar Girl, despite not knowing her real name, yet again. But with the sudden twist of fate, their paths not only cross but tangle, and Guitar Girl was right under his nose...too bad she is pretending to be a he.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,600 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/15/2012
Liar Liar by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,829 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Royal Duty by LiveInDakota reviews
Life as a princess isn't a fairytale like they would lead you to believe. Sometimes decisions are made you don't like. Sometimes you don't have a choice at all. Barely out of school, it seems Bella's future has already been decided, with a marriage she doesn't want and a nation she doesn't know how to rule, but not everything is at it seems, and Edward Masen is no exception. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,331 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
I'm Here by TheShhTiger reviews
Prompt - Write a story in which the narrator slowly falls in love with the reader.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 5,395 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dealing with the messy bits by NaranjaGold reviews
When Newton and Hermann meet for the first time, it seems like they have nothing in common. And while it is said that opposites attract, no one said it was going to be easy to acknowledge that attraction. Sometimes it takes a joint fusion with an alien clone monster to realize how much you need someone.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Hermann G., Newton G.] - Complete
Don't I Know You? by hope for eternity reviews
AU. What if that time Chad and Sonny met wasn't the first time? What if it had been years since they'd last seen each other? What could possibly happen?:D Winner of 'Cutest Channy Story' in MonStErScLosEt's Awards! Hurt/Comfort. Eventual Channy. R&R! ETA next chapter: first week of February 2014
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,180 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20793 - Favs: 5,244 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reading about Percy Jackson by Percabethlvrknowsall reviews
Annabeth, Leo, Piper, Jason, the gods and various other characters read about Percy's life. Percy come in later. Rated T cause I'm paranoid and just in case. Let me know in the reviews(OR PM me) If u want me to bring in anybody else.PARTY PONIES!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,885 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
Innocence - A Forbidden Love. Thank you so much for the wonderful support of the fanfic community! Elise de Sallier (aka Twiloversue)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12393 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames by Shadowsammy reviews
/One-Shot/ Yeah, Steve really hates nicknames, especially where Tony is concerned. Tony X Steve /One-Shot/
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Maximum Ride: Unrated by Always-Alison reviews
After sixteen years, Max and Fang finally admit to themselves and to each other that they are in love with one another. Now, their relationship is heating up hotter than ever. What happens when they finally let their emotional walls come tumbling down?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,929 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
He Wouldn't Do That by Chatterbox Angel reviews
It was just Stiles's luck that the first time he was hurt enough to actually land himself in the hospital, there were no supernatural causes or circumstances. Except that it was Derek's fault...okay, no, Derek was just trying to be nice. It had been a human asshole who started the fight. Sterek - Season 3 compliant
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] Scott M., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Good Morning by Yggdrasil'sRoots reviews
How Stiles and Derek made a tradition, they don't know. But they sure as hell aren't stopping now. They're in this for the long haul.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
seconds pass by saltzmans reviews
Magnus always knew he was going to have to live without Alec. He just didn't think it was going to happen this soon—magnusalec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Idiot by BansheeLydia reviews
Both Stiles and Derek are completely oblivious to one another's feelings for each other. Thankfully Cora has had enough of their mutual pining and gives Stiles the nudge he needs. - written as a gift fic for Meriah's birthday -
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
Scrutiny by UnlessIt'sEvil reviews
"Your moles don't make you look stupid," Lydia says in a way that feels like she's reprimanding him. "No, they do, they really, really do. So I'm making 'm disappear. Poof!" He wiggles his fingers in some sort of demented version of jazz hands. "Vanish." "That's dumb, you're dumb," she says. / / sterek, pre-slash, set in season 2
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Young and Beautiful by rainydayluver reviews
"I'm scared you're going to realize I've got nothing to give you. I've always been young and beautiful, I lure people in with my looks and that's usually the only reason they stay." Magnus wants to become mortal with Alec, but becomes convinced that he's worthless without his looks. Alec gives him a speech right out of a rom-com and sets him straight. A Malec oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
a little something like this by CrazyNerdyFangirl reviews
"Vaguely, Percy wonders if Hades is going to reserve a special place in the Fields of Punishment for Percy Jackson, Corrupter of Cute Demigod Boys, but he can't bring himself to care." HoH spoilers. Percy/Nico. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
The Line Down the Center of the Room is Most Aesthetically Displeasing by Shirokuri reviews
In which Newt and Hermann are roommates and may or may not officially hate each other forever. Follow as they attempt to navigate the strange new life that is college and being each other's roommate. Also featuring other members of the Jaeger program. College AU, but I'm not in college (yet) so it's probably all sorts of inaccurate. Rated T only because I don't watch my language.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G., Tendo C., Aleksis K. - Complete
Six Degrees of Separation by MyOwnLilWorld97 reviews
Alec Lightwood is heartbroken because he's going through his first break up. It's all Magnus's fault that he's going through the Six Degrees of Separation...inspired by the song of the same title
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Lattes and Slashfic by Serafina360 reviews
Convinced that Alec is a vampire hunter who owes a life debt to Simon, Simon's friends have slashfic in mind. Everyone objects. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., Simon L. - Complete
A Burning Bitterness by hallowgirlfrommars reviews
"The words were yanked from his throat and he hoped they burnt her, hoped they hurt her, the way he'd been hurting ever since she showed up, ever since Jace started staring at her the way he did, ever since she changed everything." Alec's view of his and Clary's argument in City of Bones.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Alec L., Clary F. - Complete
Where Your Demons Hide by Never Mind the Turtles reviews
I know where your demons hide in the dark and whisper to you and I know what they say.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Engulfed by WinterSky101 reviews
Sometimes, the emotions all get to be too much. "Your boyfriend's dead. Thought you should know." Magnus/Alec. Based on a spoiler for City of Heavenly Fire.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
This Is It by magnusalec reviews
Post-COLS you have been warned! Basically takes place after Magnus walks away from Alec and Maureen is gone.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Kissed by Fire by aroseofmanyleaves reviews
" I wanted it to last a lifetime – my lifetime, not his – not just until I aged beyond recognition and he stayed eternally young and perfect. So I was ready to do anything. Because I thought that I loved him more than he loved me, and the thought of losing him made me want to set myself on fire." Spoilers for Lost Souls. Alec contemplates his mistakes, and attempts to fix them.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
A Call to a Pet Warlock by hallowgirlfrommars reviews
"You can't hold onto someone forever. Not always. Not when they're tired of being your pet warlock." Alec can't stop picking up the phone.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Turtleneck by Legend96 reviews
There's only so many times Alec can get away with the "it keeps off the demon blood" excuse. Malec drabble.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Hierarchy to Kill For by ArturiaBlackandAmadeaWeasley reviews
Amadea Marco, as a child was always puzzled, not knowing where her father disappeared to. One day, being dragged to Malfoy Manor, she met the bombastic, Draco Malfoy. Neither knew that one day, their lives would be turned upside down. DracoXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,097 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Draco M., OC
Unequal Disadvantage by Windsett reviews
Newton gets into trouble, and in the process of saving him Hermann reveals he's more than what he seems. Full summary inside. Rated T for strong language from the start.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Hermann G., Newton G., Hannibal C. - Complete
Can't You See by sugar92 reviews
Written for the prompt: Hermann/Newt; glasses kink, by cynical sweater (LJ). Post-film, Newt's glasses are pretty banged up, so he decides to swap to contacts. He's pretty okay with the change - hey, less fuss! - but Hermann absolutely mourns the loss of Newt's glasses and tries to convince him to go back.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G. - Complete
i've got half a mind for this (the rest's on you) by Kuro49 reviews
Newt/Hermann. Newt surrenders his body, for science!
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G. - Complete
Cabin Fever by aphytick reviews
Hermann/Newt. Stacker is sick of Hermann and Newt's constant bickering, and so he puts the two scientists in isolation hoping that they would work better as a team - and they do, but perhaps not in the way that any of them were expecting.
Pacific Rim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G. - Complete
10 Things Newt Isn't Allowed To Do In The Lab, by Hermann Gottlieb by Fibre Optic reviews
...and Newt's less than enthusiastic replies.
Pacific Rim - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G. - Complete
Finally by officerhale reviews
"Finally," Stiles says breathlessly, a dull flush starting to creep up on his pale skin. And when Derek arches one of his eyebrows at Stiles, he adds, "No seriously, dude. Didn't you know that maintaining eye contact for more than six seconds indicates a desire for sex or murder, I'm just glad it was-"
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Addressing the Elephant by Gertrude Granger reviews
In which a couple of loose ends get tied up.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Newton G., Hermann G. - Complete
Last Phone Call by IzzieGS reviews
Post CoLS. When Alec gets hurt badly on a hunt, he decides to call Magnus with his last phone call. Angsty two-shot. Rated T for character death. Continuation posted.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Gilbert of Blythe Farm by ArtNScience reviews
The other side of Anne of Green Gables, Gilbert's side. Following the same chronology as AOGG, but told from the perspective of Gilbert and his family. Some characters you know and love, plus a few others I took the liberty to expand considerably. The characters belong to L.M. Montgomery, and I thank her family for allowing my imagination to soar in Avonlea.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,375 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012
Love Triangles by I.H.O.Pness reviews
17 year-old Amy Cahill has a life with a horrible past and an almost promising future. But her love life is all out of whack. Her boyfriend happens to be cheating on her with someone she trusted and someone from her horrible past has come back to visit. What the fudge is Amy gonna do now? Amian. Implied Natan. No flames allowed, first 39 clues fanfiction, 2 love triangles.HIATUS
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,764 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - [Amy C., Ian K.]
Rm w a Vu by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Bella's a struggling student at AZ State who finds her boyfriend in bed with her roomie. Unable to look at them, she moves out. When another dorm room cannot be found, Bella takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? Romance/Humor/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,607 - Reviews: 5283 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
People who can't wed, Plan by Red as a Rose01 reviews
Bella is a top wedding planner who has been roped in to plan the exclusive wedding of Tanya Denali and Edward Cullen but will she be able to keep her feelings in check?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,115 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Weekend by Hermione Fowl reviews
'My hairs bright red and I've got a temper to match'/You only get invited if they think you'd be a good match for the Prince, or married to a possibly suitable match/Artemis laughs. "I like you, Polly. You're very independent. You can be my wife." AU, non-elf Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Children's Rhymes by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
Do you remember the rhymes... Such innocent little things... Not so innocent anymore...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Waiting Is The Hardest Part by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Two times that Alec and Magnus have waited for each other. Light spoilers for CoLS. :: For Heidi
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Forever hold your peace by Madi Dawson reviews
Sophie returns to Hex Hall without going through the removal. After getting a new roommate and finding a surprise student, Sophie's ready to give up. But something keeps her going. Read to find out! Archer/OC
Hex Hall - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Archer C., Sophie M.
The Art of Breathing Water by tarte reviews
There is an art to making promises and telling lies; it's not the words themselves, so much, as the way they should be said, whispered into the curve of a neck in darkness or laughed over a glass of champagne. There is an art to belief, and it comes to you naturally. This may in fact be why you find it hard to believe in anything.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,952 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What It Is by Rasiaa reviews
It's all stumbling apologies for weeks.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Clary F. - Complete
Contrite by Whoopsxx reviews
It was just the lonely feeling that he got sometimes. It crept in slowly and then took over all at once, washing over him like a tidal wave and pulling him under, repeatedly pushing him out to sea only to crash him back into the rocks again and repeat, no time for Alec to get his head above the surface and breathe. There was no air. He was slowly suffocating. *Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Presidential Treatment by smmiskimen reviews
President Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,756 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Story of a Warlock by Whoopsxx reviews
Magnus felt his heart, then. It seemed to snap clean in half. But he kept a straight face, because after all, this is what he wanted, wasn't it? *Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Sound Of The Dial Tone by A Beautiful Beast reviews
Wherein Alec calls Magnus again, and again, and again, and for once Magnus answers. Granted, his caller ID doesn't say 'Alec' when he picks up. Spoliers for COLS. T for language and such.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Ave Atque Vale by Mia-Zeklos reviews
Years after the final battle against Sebastian, Magnus comes back to Idris to say one last goodbye. Rated T for character death.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
That s What Little Girls Are Made Of by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
Was it wrong to want you...for so long, watch you mature from the sidelines…ripening for my pleasure? I have no right to...want...need...desire...crave your beautiful body, but I do. Fantasizing, hours about the things I could…want…need to do to you. Sugar and Spice, and everything nice…that s what Isabella Swan was made of... B&E Drabble, Canon pairings...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 134 - Words: 99,195 - Reviews: 5809 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Very Cahill Musical by IHeartScience reviews
Oh yeah. You read the title right. And how could you not want to read it? Oh also, you need to read the authors note for the story to make sense. You know, just saying. Please read and review and give me songs suggestions!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,087 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012
In the End by V0ID reviews
Seconds after Lelouch's murder, the world descends into chaos unlike the peace he had hoped for. After all, brilliant schemes like the Zero Requiem do have a tendency to go awry... Suzaku, Kallen, Nunally, C.C and Lelouch POV. This story is now obsolete but still up for your enjoyment because the author has chose to re-write it.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,114 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., C.C., Nunnally L. - Complete
Unbeautiful by MyosotisAngel reviews
"If he curls in tight enough, everything is muffled and dark and he can pretend that Magnus is there with him and not in Brooklyn regretting Alec." Malec. Spoilers for CoLS. Based off the song by Lesley Roy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Burning From the Inside Out by symphonies of you reviews
"But that's the difference between you and me: I care too much about people's opinions concerning myself whereas you carelessly paint your own image without caring at all." This is a short look into Alec's feelings upon his breakup with Magnus. malec-for kim. One-shot, Alec-centric. Rated T for slight swearing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
If I Die Young by MrsJoshHutcherson112 reviews
Isabel Kabra is now out of prison. How? No one really knows. But after kidnapping Amy, telling her what she wants, then letting her go, the Cahills have to work together to stop the new threat and keep her from reaching her goal. Rated T for...you know...the usual stuff i.e. mild language, violence, kissing, etc. And of course, it's an AMIAN! Hope you like it! [HIATUS]
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
Sadie and Anubis by DiizGiirlJess reviews
Do you believe of love at first sight? Well, this story is about Sadie and Anubis. Just two people that meet, become best friends, and later fall in love. Beside their differences, one being short-tempered and the other incredibly sweet, they'll make it work. (No magic) *On hold*
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Ten Thick Layers by lightfeatherxa reviews
Desperate Bella Swan meets powerful and mysterious Edward Masen. She's helplessly clumsy and extremely awkward and for some reason he seems to hate her. Well, she can't precisely say a word against him, after all he's the boss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,696 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 133,042 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty Shades of Christian by Cookie06 reviews
Ever what what Christian was thinking through FSOG? This retelling of the story from his perspective picks up when he walks out of Clayton's Hardware Store. Rated M because it includes flashbacks of Elana and the 15, and who knows what else...
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,608 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
They read The Mediator: Shadowland by officerhale reviews
Susannah, Helen, Brad, Jake, David, Andy, and Ghost Jesse read the Mediator series. Characters set from Haunted
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,767 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S.
Everything Will Be Okay by seamuxfinny reviews
Post COLS. One-shot. Magnus can't seem to get over his break-up with Alec, but everything changes when he gets a call from Isabelle. Malec. Not a happy story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
6 Inches Too Short by Simmering-Tofu reviews
Arguing with a model, C.C hurls pizza and hits Lelouch's spring collection! With no money to pay, C.C is thrown into a nightmarish slave life to pay off the cost of the damage. -COMPLETE!-
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,764 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Reading the Sword Thief by TribalGirl reviews
Yes, I know it's cliched, please don't kill me. Page 123 has been posted, btw. ALSO I FINALLY UPDATED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 MONTHS I'M SO SORRY I ABANDONED YOU GUYS
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,164 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
Solemn Sorrow by Humanized Serenity reviews
Alexander Lightwood, the boy who, only a year ago, had never killed a single demon, had now killed over a dozen of the strongest to ever lay foot in New York. Jace and Izzy would have been proud if they were not so worried about their brother's life and mental health. MALEC ONESHOT
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Amy's Diary by Chocolates.Are.The.Best reviews
Dan accidentally came across Amy's diary, and he finds it very interesting. Soon enough, all the Cahills are gathered in the mansion listening to Dan's fabulous tales about her life! What will Amy do if she finds out? Co-authored by TheHelper3440 aka The Gone Angel
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Amy C., Dan C.
Why? by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
He'd had no idea, he'd told them; voice thick with tears and eyes alight with sorrow that even they could barely comprehend. He'd had no clue. Absolutely no clue... But he wished he had. God, did he wish it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hades & Persephone by LadyEbony84 reviews
"The Rape of Persephone" in Greek is actually named "The Abduction of Persephone" An abduction sometimes can be consentual Myths in time get twisted losing their names and meaning This is my attempt to retell the most popular love story in greek mythology
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Falling For Love by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
'Because sometimes you just can't help who you love, even if you'd be better off never loving that person in the first place.' All Human -Requested by/Dedicated to: SecretlyANinja98
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Need by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take. The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gravitation by CrazyNerdyFangirl reviews
Alec experiences the horrors of gravitational acceleration while Magnus does some soul-searching. While gravity is escapable, love is another story. "His brain isn't asking the obvious what-when-where-why-how because he's just staring. Staring at a man he thought he'd never see again – or more accurately, a man he never thought he'd be able to see." Oneshot. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Student Relations by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Professor Cullen is having a HARD time literally with his new TA and he doesn't know what to do, can she help him with his problem?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Story Hour by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Librarian Isabella Swan adores the classics. She reads them daily to the kids in the Children's section, and they listen to her every word. All the while, a mysterious stranger watches her from nearby. Can fiction become reality and make all of Isabella's wildest dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Sanubis Oneshots by Creepyfeet101 reviews
Every single weird, hilarious, and hopefully un-cliche Sanubis one-shot that I can churn out of my brain! My goal is 10 plus one-shots. Still in progress, and rated K plus, might become T. Sadie/Anubis. CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Sadie: After the War by QuietReaderWriter reviews
It's exactly a year after the war with the serpent, Apophis. Sadie Kane meets with Anubis once again. There aren't possibly any obstacles that will stand in between their relationship...right? Or are there? Well, let's just say when Sadie has two certain goddesses wishing to see her for one particular reason, it won't be so easy. MINOR plot change starting in Chapters 4-5.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis
Love At First Fight by CraZy BaNaNa 98 reviews
One innocent meeting at the library will change Amy forever. Will Ian be able to rescue Amy from the clutches of his brainwashed bestfriend? Ian/Amy Nat\Dan
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,803 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Calm After the Storm by Lily669 reviews
Now that the hostages are back home, they are trying to return to their normal lives again. However, it won't be easy. Especially with Arthur Trent around now.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
The Problem with Lightning by loveretriever reviews
Spoilers for CoM and Circle Opens Book 4 Shatterglass. One-shot for now. Kethlun Warder, Journeyman glassmaker, ponders his relationship with his teacher, Trisana Chandler, weather mage.
Circle Opens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Please Don't Blame Yourself by tarte reviews
He hesitates. But he presses play. [Post City of Lost Souls, one call changes everything, and not particularly the way most people would like.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Comedy Of Romeo And Juliet by Monstergirl245 reviews
Rebelious trust fund baby Edward Masen and strong willed Bella Swan, two complete opposites, are thrown together during a theatre project and things become... complicated. "Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts" AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,217 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Cahill Christmas by IHeartScience reviews
It's christmas for the cahills and of course choas insues. Jonah/Amy,Hamilton/Amy,Ian/Amy,And Dan/Natalie rated T just because.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
Tinkerbell Effect by 13ismynumber reviews
He was Peter Pan and she was Tinkerbell, too bad this Neverland is twisted and she wanted to be his Wendy. This is not a love story of Best Friends, rather this is a story of how one girl broke the greatest rule of friendship: never fall in love.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete
Broken Things by Spun reviews
Post-City of Lost Souls, Alec finally cracks and takes out his frustrations on an innocent bystander. To be fair, though, his father kind of deserves it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alec L., Robert L. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Living Royal by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella Swan is a typical college girl who's trying to make the best of her college experience. Only one problem gets in her way, Prince Edward happens to attend the same University...Full Summary Inside - Inspired by the British Royal Wedding!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,345 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jealousy by Hazza Loves Boo Bear reviews
Harry gets jealous of a hostess when she starts getting hands on with Louis. One Direction Larry Stylinson oneshot
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
Ed Sheeran Song Drabbles by 1DBromances reviews
These are Harry/Louis drabbles to Ed Sheerans amazing songs. Some make no sens at all, but I hope you'll like them ayway. : Harry/Louis, Larry Stylinson Slash!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
The Tragic Demise of Bobby by Spun reviews
Five-year-old Max makes a great discovery. Nobody is impressed, least of all Alec. It ends very tragically - or not tragically at all, depending on your point of view.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Max L., Alec L. - Complete
It Takes Two by dnrl reviews
Percy is a suffering student of marine biology at NYU. Against his wishes, his cousin signs him up for a tutor, and he resigns himself to endless boredom...but the tutor he gets definitely isn't what he was expecting. Percabeth, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008
The Color Green by fanficto obsesso reviews
“You know, Hermione, green really isn’t your color.” “I’m not jealous,” she replied. "Who said anything about being jealous? I was talking about your jumper." FINALLY! AN UPDATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,422 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trust, Loyalty, Commitment by belli486 reviews
Bella, Director of her church's Afterschool Program, has been faithful to her commitment to remain a virgin until she is married. Tallahassee Police Officer, Edward Cullen's charm and sex appeal severely challenges her resolve. AU/AH Rated M Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 270,941 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9573 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 4,237 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sonny With A Chance: 500 Days of Summer Vacation by WithDropsofJupiterInHerHair reviews
So Random! discovers that they get to go on a trip across the country, minutes later the 'Falls' cast discovers the same thing? What happens when your throw cats and dogs into two tour buses and drag them across America? Find out!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,889 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Just Go With The Flow by Adonai63 reviews
AU. Percy is living a double life and he has spent the sixteen years of his life living up to his family name, and he's planning to do just that for the rest of his life. That is until he meets the new student, Annabeth Chase. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,727 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Loneliness by SushiSasha244 reviews
"From the second he had awoken to see that angel's face, the loneliness had disappeared… and he thought it would never again return, as long as he had Magnus to hold him." Malec, AU, contains self-harm and boyxboy. Don't like don't read! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Agony by write4evr reviews
It was like there was a dark flame burning between us, and we were both too stubborn to put it out. Even though we knew that it was just hurting us both…and eventually, the flames would engulf us completely...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Earthquakes, Elevators, and a Pretty Awesome Day by amianfan102 reviews
Amy's formerly-adorkable-but-now-wimpy guy has dumped her, and she's pissed. And being stuck in an elevator with her ex-crush Ian Kabra is not about to help her mood. Or, is it? Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Behind The Glass by That's Classified reviews
"She simply smiles back sadly from behind the glass..." Romantic triangle tragedy flick. New: prologue. Please R&R! Thx.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother Victoria and evil stepsisters Jessica and Lauren and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 201,484 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Story by TribalGirl reviews
This is basically Anubis's POV throughout the books, focusing on when he meets Sadie. Not much Sanubis in the first chapter, but I promise you mroe later on. I realize the title is lame; I'll probably end up changing it later on, so be ready for that.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Peaceful Meeting by TribalGirl reviews
Ian's POV during the Infamous Shark Episode of In Too Deep, because I've always wanted to know what was going through his head at the time. All his thoughts about Amy are as IC as I could make them. THIS IS THE BEST FIC I'VE EVER WRITTEN, PLEASE READ!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Indebted by Spun reviews
Sequel to Payment. When Magnus told him "In nine or ten years, come find me and then we'll talk," he probably hadn't meant "Nearly get yourself killed by a Greater Demon so I have to heal you again." Alec was better at this when he was nine.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
We Both Love Her by nemo0323 reviews
Harry finds out he has a sister, upon meeting her he finds he has an instant protective insticnt over her. They get along like no other borther and sister, they love each other, and trust each other. Will that all change when Rose falls in love with Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,049 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Annabeth Chase AKA Taylor Swift by AsterousBabs reviews
Percy and Rachel are dating,Anabeth's alter-ego is Taylor Swift, the underwater kiss never happened, they are 17, story isn't realistic, and characters are changed a bit to fit the story. PERCABETH! Very AU and OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Aphrodite Curse by Jessica-X reviews
"Any minute now, he's going to ask what's wrong with me... and what am I going to be able to answer him?" While Artemis is treated at the J. Argon Clinic, he and Holly become closer than ever. Not that the People are too happy about it. :COMPLETE!:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,279 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reading Last Sacrifice by theblairbitchh-projectt reviews
Join the most important people in Rose's life as they gather together to read Last Sacrifice and learn what her ultimate sacrifice was. Anyone can hide. Facing up to things & working through them, that's what makes you strong.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,027 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
14 Years Later by 101EmilyRox reviews
After the Second Titan War, Percy Jackson was made a god by Zeus and Poseidon. 14 years has passed, and his daughter, Andromeda Chase, has been leading a 'normal' life until her father's past catches up with her. With new friends, Andy must save her parents from an unknown enemy. Book 1 in the Andy-venture Series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,741 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
The One With The Blue Eyes by Spun reviews
Two-shot. When the Shadowhunter from the party doesn't call, Magnus sulks, and Chairman Meow attempts to matchmake two people who are desperately in need of his help. Even when they're not.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B. - Complete
Payment by Spun reviews
"There were some experiences that just couldn't be bought, and being shyly hit on by a drowsy nine-year-old was one of them." Because I am in love with the concept of Magnus and Alec meeting long before the party.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Stunning by Spun reviews
Everybody gets dressed up and sexual innuendo goes right over Alec's head. "So, I have to ask. Who's the girl in this relationship?" Pretty much pure fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Last Sacrifice by They Call Me Alice reviews
My version of Last Sacrifice, the book after Spirit Bound. "I promise I'll protect you," He kissed my neck, down the slope of it until he was at my exposed collarbone, "I promise that I won't leave you." "Please don't," I found myself saying, "Kiss me."
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,256 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9728 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9218 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 3,590 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perhaps by SweetPoeticJustice reviews
Bella an up and coming music journalist is to interview the famous Edward Masen and his band. Will she resist his bad boy charms and get the job done, when others before her have failed, or will she put her career on the line for one night of pleasure?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Understanding by Spun reviews
Robert gets rocks thrown at him, Valentine is occasionally not a total sociopath, and Max almost ends up being named 'Templeton' - in short, eleven people who impacted Maryse Lightwood's life, in one way or another.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,990 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Maryse L. - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lift Me Up by dariachenowith reviews
They say you should never judge a book by its cover, but this is easier said than done. FGB 09 story, canon fluff with some spicy snark, E/B, AU/AH. Rated M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,293 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
High School: Part One by perkygirl1998 reviews
Just a little cute romance story. About Percy and Annabeth in Goode. There's also Thalia. I'm gonna try to put Rachael and Grover in later chapters. Percabeth! Trust me, you won't regret readin it. More demigod stuff than you think. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,587 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Last Sacrifice by RawhrILoveYou reviews
Chapter 1
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010
Semper Fidelis by koa-chan reviews
AU. She has always been a dreamer. She dreams of every past life. He was always there. They always meet. Always touch. Always collide. And always keep one step in between. - Yet HE wanted to change that. SHE watches him try. / Lelouch/C.C.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Some Little Lunacy by koa-chan reviews
AU. Lelouch and his siblings live under Auntie Sayo and Uncle Jeremiah - a happy life, a happy story. But crack befalls because of strange house guests, twisted love lives, crazed friends and demented school teachers. / Turn 19! Back to Regularity (on indefinite hiatus)
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,031 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lelouch Must Die by YGP reviews
Sort of a parody of John Tucker Must Die. Lelouch is in trouble with three ladies in his life.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stay by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Do you ever have those dreams? The ones where the hot “Hollywood It Boy” miraculously shows up on your doorstep to use your bathroom. Or he accidentally bumps into you at a bar and offers to buy you a drink. What if it came true? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nocturnal Confrontation Gambit by R.J. Anderson reviews
Penny's attempt to sneak some milk out of the boys' fridge during a power outage is thwarted by a watchful Sheldon... but Penny has a few tricks of her own. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Code Geass: Vignettes on a Theme by koa-chan reviews
A collection of 20 Code Geass drabbles based on a theme. Characters: Lelouch, CC, Euphie, Suzaku, Nunnally, Gino, Anya, Kanon, Schneizel and others - varying pairings, full list inside.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anatomy for Dummies by redireas reviews
Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Floored by Spun reviews
Post City of Ashes, Magnus/Alec. "Jace was one thing, but this – I cannot, in all good conscience, pretend this isn’t going to affect our relationship."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Bisexual from Poland by Dizzy.Blonde.Girl reviews
Written for 'Alice's Writing Contest'. A cliche, which we all love occasionally. XD. The Flock go to the mall, and Gazzy wants some socks in a pair of three...Gazzy's POV, for a little change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Max - Complete
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slices of CC by KiKi Hayashi reviews
Slices of C.C.'s life with Lelouch. Pre-end of Season One.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,411 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Occupational Hazard by Spun reviews
Preseries. "It's tragic," Isabelle says, "but you've been demoted to family pillow. Deal."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete
Miss Me Always by SomethingBlue42 reviews
“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Now or Never by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
When human and fairy admit love For one another, Then, and only then, will the Destroyer stop destroying, Then will the spell be broken, And few will remember what has transpired.” AH, rating for some violence
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,559 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Heartbreak Home by Sede2113 reviews
COMPLETE Ginny has it all engaged, her own school for young magical children & completely content. But then Harry comes back into her life, after years of being away playing prof. Quidditch. Will romance spark again, despite all obstacles? RHr, will be H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,572 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Seeking the Truth by Been Reading reviews
COMPLETED Why is the worst part of Ginny's first job after graduation the fact that she has to work with Harry? Ginny struggles to overcome the effects of the war while discovering that there's always more to Harry than meets the eye. HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,562 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Forever Yours by Tamaran Girl reviews
“Wait,” he called, catching her arm, forcing her to look him in the eyes. “Just answer me this one question & I’ll leave you alone forever: Do you still love me?” After Harry leaves for 4 years, he comes back to find Ginny engaged. Is it truly over?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,415 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Prayer for the Sleeper by TwentyFourCookies reviews
As Jesse sits by Suze's window, he wonders what things would have been like, if he had been alive...
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2004
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