Here are a few things you should know about me. 1. I am certifiably insane. (It's true! I even have the silver certificate and the gold, shiny medal to prove it.) 2. I am a social pariah and devoted bookworm. People consider reading uncool and all that bunch of crap but it isn't. Truly, it isn't. 3. I have not written any stories and am not planning on doing so in the future, either near or far. 4. I have the vocabulary to the extent of a 20-something year old English major. I can say without a hint of dishonesty that I have read a whole dictionary. I have a quite a few witnesses but they shall remain anonymous. 5. I LOATHE text language. I am probably one of the few people in this world that doesn't know what the hell people are talking about when they use phrases such as "BRB!' or "TTFN!" Seriously, I hold nothing against the people who DO use text language (I, for one, cannot believe that it's its own language) but if human beings continue to butcher the English language like this, I will be extremely disappointed. Of course, sometimes I feel dumb when I have to search up an urban dictionary to help me understand but it is also one of the things that make me proud to be me. I am a child of this century but I certainly am not the type you would expect to be against things of this century. I am what certain people would call "old-fashioned" but I like to refer to myself as "untainted by society". Well, that should do the trick. 6. I am a Christian and proud to be one. I believe that there is one God that loved us enough to sacrifice his only son. I don't get how you can't be grateful for that. Most teenagers would shun Jesus and Christianity just because it wasn't cool or it would make them unpopular. I, for one, disagree. It WOULD make you popular. Popular among the angels, and popular to God. He know when someone is shunning Him and He IS hurt by it. I believe that we, as a society, are failing God. Is this the right way to repay the person who gave His life to save yours? Is it? Think about it. 7. I am one heck of a grammar freak. I do not like incorrect grammar, punctuation or spelling mistakes. It really pushes me to the edge to see people not using commas or periods. it's not that hard, guys. Just a simple dot on the end of the sentence. it wouldn't kill you, would it? 8. And, last but certainly not least, I have three mental disorder (two can be combined with each other, but I like to distinguish different things from other different things). I have ADD, OCD, and ADHD. And, let me tell you, living life as a closet psycho is not the way to spend your day. I'm serious. It's really, really hard for me to cope at times, due to these mental illnesses. But God is my stronghold, and he will never forsake me, even through these hardships. Well, that's only a few things about me. Hope you took the time to read it. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile A teenage girl of about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I have a BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile If you are a procrastinator copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile . If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you can't stand the Jonas Brothers and want to vomit when girls go goo-goo over them, copy and paste this into you profile If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01,master123456789, TdiBridgette, XshoppingshortieX, Einstinette, DirectionerPIanist16 95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile . If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, Einstinette, DirectionerPIanist16 I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (testicals XD) If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, Einstinette, Milk and Cocoa, DirectionerPIanist16 REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) The most romantic first line but least romantic second line. 1. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 2. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. 3. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 4. Oh loving beauty, you float with grace If only you could hide your face. 5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. 6. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. 7. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 8. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. 9. My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell". 10. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 11.What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot Who calls you back when you hang up on him Who will say he doesn't like you, but loves you. Who will be willing to jump into the river for your hat Who will take you somewhere unique for your first date Who you love. Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears, if they are the reason you were crying in the first place. we all love surprises. QUOTES TO LIVE BY - Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler - Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? - Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? - "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown - “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown - “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown - When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! - Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head - "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." - You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder - They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead... - I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. - Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. - You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. - Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. - Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. - There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. - 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! - You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. - Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls. Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet. Cross over to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away, he hates that One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! When there's a will, I want to be in it Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder. (\)_(/) FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice Well, the crazy ride that is my profile is finally over. REMEMBER: When life gives you lemons, throw it back in life's face and continue wallowing in self-pity. Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines You're all not retarded, it's just that most of you are. "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "So what do you do for a living?" "Is this seat empty?" "So, wanna go back to my place?" "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "What sign were you born under?" "I know how to please a woman." "Haven't we met before?" "I want to give myself to you." "I can tell that you want me." "Hey, baby, What's your sign?" "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" "May I see you pretty soon?" "Your body is like a temple." "I'd go through anything for you." 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