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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes and reads to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one who sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and paste if you can relate to this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

-Annabeth Chase

I'm the kind of girl that finishes her homework before the class shuts up. I'd rather read than text. I don't wear makeup. Me and my friends are the type of people that can look at each other and laugh about a joke from yesterday. I know were my books are but haven't seen my phone in months. I correct grammar all the time it's a habit

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! LONG LIVE PLLUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOO!!

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

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If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile


If you like the Hunger Games copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wish Katniss could just keep BOTH Gale and Peeta, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've vowed to murder the people who hurt Cinna copy and paste this on your profile

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My name: you don't need to know. Call me 'T'.

My age: I am in high school.

I am from The United Sates Of America. I am close enough to go to New York City, and close enough to go to the Chesapeake Bay.

My sign is the Sagittarius; which means I am good at archery and love the outdoors! You don't want to be on the opposing team if we are in a fight because I have quite the aim. :-)

So I am a BIG PJO, HG, HP fan!!!!!! I truly believe that i live to read and write!

I relate to these characters;

Hermione Granger,

Annabeth Chase,

Percy Jackson,

Haymitch Abernathy,

Peeta Mellark,

but honestly I relate to Katniss Everdeen the most!

So for all of you Hunger Games fans, I vote Peeta Mellark!!! And if I had it my way Peeta would have dark brown hair with blue eyes, and kind of resemble Percy Jackson. But thats just me.


So for all you Percy Jackson fans, I am seriously scarred from the cliff hanger in 'The Son of Neptune'. Why can't he see her already. TWO books, it has been TWO books since they have been together! Oh, no dear!( In the words of my best friend -Jamabeth).

So for all you Harry Potter fans, I am a real witch, shhhh that's just between us! Yeah, I used to run around the house when I was little playing Harry Potter, I guess somethings just never change! I went to see the 'Woman in Black' it was my first horror movie, and yes I went to see it only for Daniel Radcliffe. *YOU MUST READ!!!* EMMA WATSON AND LOGAN LERMAN ARE IN A NEW MOVIE CALLED 'THE PERKS OF BEING A WALL FLOWER'. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE BOOK DO NOT ENTER THE THEATER UNTIL YOU DO!!! REALLY EASY READ, JUST READ IT ON THE WAY THERE.


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain



NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

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94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY!

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page

Friends/Best Friends

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart

Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince

Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friends: Will pass you a soda

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you

Friends: Will help you learn to drive

Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this shit

Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass

Friends: bail you outta jail

Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song

Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

Best Friends: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

Best Friends: Are jumping right after you

Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

Best Friends: are your weekend boarders

Friends: are offended when you make fun of them

Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven

Friends: are shy around your boyfriend

Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

Friends: don't see you if you're sick

Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

Friends: dare you to scream into the street

Best Friends: dare you to go streaking

Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

Best Friends: are screaming and running with you

Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser





I really like you. And I...
I think I'm falling in love with you.




What do you mean "ok"?


I don't like you like that...


Why not?


I can't tell you... maybe
another time ...

From then on, the girl kept asking the
boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him,
and he kept answering the same answer
of "I'll tell you later." Finally the
girl got fed up.


I'm tired of this! Tell me why
you don't like me!


Do you really wanna know why?



It's because you're uglier than a pile of poo! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!


But... I...


Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting
there alone, crying her heart out.
Then her cell phone rings.




Sweetheart? I want you to go
home, ok? I'll be home from work in
a few hours.


Alright Mom.


I love you.


I love you too, Mom.


Bye Bye.



The girl heads home and once she got
there, she went in the bathroom and
looked at herself in the mirror.


I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well
what she was going to do. 2
hours later, her Mom came home and
heard the bath water running. She went
upstairs to find the hallway flooded
so she knocked on the door.


Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at
the site. The bath was overflowing
onto the floor, and the water was
tinted red. She walked over to see
what was inside and screamed. There,
her little girl was lying with cuts
all over her face and wrists. Her Mom
backed away and was going to run to
call the police when something caught
her eye. On the mirror were these
words written in blood:

"Am I pretty enough now?"

No one deserves to be told that by
someone they love. If you find it
messed up then forward this to
everyone you know.A person's
appearance doesn't count.What counts
is their heart inside of them and
their personality. No one wants to be
told they're not good enough..

-The one thing that pisses me off is when someone makes fun of someone else! You can't help what you look like! And one day someone is going to walk into a room where you are and he/she will think your gorgeous. Someone is always someone else's love.

Please accept others, why should there habits or looks matter to you. Worry about yourself, not others that you wouldn't be nice to, because if you won't be nice, then why say anything at all! Live your life and they will live theirs. If you agree with this, copy and paste into your profile.

You never know how strong you are until, being strong is the only choice you have.

-My friend Jamabeth gave me a note with that on it in school one day, it is sooo true!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.


Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree

I am the girl that doesn't go to school games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.


...when your standard measure of time is how many pages you can read.

...when you talk about what happens in books and characters as if your friends would know who they are and you know them personally.

...when you sit down to lunch, your friends see the book you're reading and say: "Another one!"

...when your friends catch you without a book, and they say, "whats going on? where's your book???"

...When your friends look at you like your have lost your mind when you talk something that is not related to a book.

...when you would rather read than watch TV

...when you stay up LATE at night reading, knowing you'll regret it when you have to wake up next morning.((has happened to me way too many times))

...when you read the same book over and over and over and over and over and over (I'm pretty sure you get the message XD) and you don't get bored of it :)

...when you think eating and sleeping and other absolute necessities are just a waste of your reading time

...when you hear a song you think "that would be a great song for..."

...when the first thing you notice about someone is how much they look like [insert character name here].

...when you fill the silence with book summaries.

(pm me if you have any more of these)


You keep on reading the headlines about uprisings in Egypt as "Uprising in (District) Eight."

When you see the word "Pita" and you automatically think of Peeta.

When you see a bird you think of a Mockingjay.

You’re now saying OMGale, WTFinnick, and Shut the Peeta Bread Up.

You’ve actually spent time figuring out the district locations.

You consider doing your "What Animal Am I Like?" school project on a Mockingjay.

You put anything HG-related in your name.

You know who might be playing Katniss, Gale or Peeta in the movie.

You can't pick your favorite book.

You cried when Rue died.

You can quote any, usually all, of the books.

You tell non-readers why this should be the first book they finish in a year and a half.

You look for where the names came from.

You go to a book signing.

You have any HG memoribilia.

You can relate it to real life.

You compare other books' themes/characters to it.

You saw the words "hunger games" and had to read this.

The first thing you notice about someone is how much they look like [insert character name here].

You cast the movie for yourself and hate it when others say different.

You decided to take up archery.

When you get a cat, you name it Buttercup.

You plead your parents to get you a goat for your birthday.

You keep trying to get your dad to get the Seneca Crane beard.

You told your grandparents an hour long summary of the book so when he went to the movie with you he was saying what the finnick with you.

After you saw the movie with your mom and friend (neither of them read the book) you got angry when they would think they thought they knew what Katniss was thinking.

You ask all of your friends weather they're team Peeta of team Gale.

You own the books and have read them more than once.

You think of what Katniss named her kids.

You always misread To Kill a Mockingbird as To Kill a Mockingjay.

You bribed your friend to read the book with the Josh Hutcherson poster in your HG magazine.

You actually screamed when Katniss kissed the wrong guy.

You think that there is a wrong guy.

You care that there's a wrong guy.

You can debate who the wrong guy is.

You accidentally call "Peter", "Peeta".

You understand these.

You made a fan version of Rue's Lullaby.

You made a fan version of The Hanging Tree.

You listened to a fan version of a song.

You have a favorite fan version.

You dress up as a character for Halloween.

You make your mother drive around town for 3 hours to find a play bow and arrow for said costume.

You make an entire lunchtime conversation about which guy was better.

When people say "Which planet is Lady Gaga from?", you say "The Capitol".

You have the Hunger Games board game.

You wear your hair in a braid everyday.

You plan all your outfits according to Katniss' outfits in the books.

You force yourself to like lamb stew because Katniss likes it.

You watch all the cake decor/baker shows because that's what Peeta would watch.

Whenever you hear the word "glimmer" you think THG.

You realise that saying "Peter" in a British accent sounds like "Peeta".

When spell check says Peeta or Katniss are not real words you add them to the dictionary.

You start a THG club.

You hate roses just cause Snow likes them.

You flip out when you meet someone that looks like one of the characters.

You get grey contacts.

You hate it when people bash the books.

You hate when people read the books because you are over protective because you are weird like that.

You use quotes from THG as advice for other people.

You have started compiling songs for the THG soundtrack.

You have casted yourself in the movie.

You have casted yourself as the casting director so you can get the right characters.

You will bring things to chuck at the movie screen if the movie doesn't turn out right.

You thing that new movie that's coming out "The Killing Games" is a cheap rip-off of THG.

You think "The Girl in the Arena" is a rip-off of THG.

You think the princess from Brave is based off Katniss.

You fear of Botox because you don't wanna look like Snow.

When your parents say you have to go to school, you retaliate with "Katniss doesn't have to go to school!"

You want to work in a coal mine.

You debate with your science teacher that mockingjays are real animals.

When you hear the name Gale, you flip out.

When you see the word cinnamon, you think of Cinna.

You want to do the time warp to go to the future and visit Panem.

You have perfected the Capitol accent.

You dyed you hair to match Effie's.

- Though I wouldn't. And I can't. ;)

Go into a hissy fit when people say Twilight is better than THG.

You made a mockingjay pin.

You want to light your hair on fire.

You want sugar cubes, and you would rather like them being served to you by Finnick in his net getup.

- Though I would find that creepy, some people might find that normal. xD

You get way too big shirts and tie the excess back so you can have a duck tail.

You want a watch like Plutarch's, and you want it now.

You bake and bake and bake until your house burns down.

On Food Network when they say make a roux, you misinterpret that as Rue.

You hate snow because of Snow.

Not a day will go by without you making SOME sort of reference to the THG.

You have tried making your own metal Mockingjay pin.

You (and your best friend who has also read THG because you got them to and they, too, got addicted, and also b/c as your best friend they WOULD read THG) have actually spent hours online looking at Mockingjay pins and wishing you were 18 so you could order them.

You have your own bird pins and have declared them your "Mockingjay pins" (I have 3)

You want bread with a Mockingjay stamped on it.

You will sometimes determine if you like a person depending on if they have read the THG series and liked it.

Whenever you see the word "Uprising" or "rebellion" you think immediately of THG.

You start having dreams about THG.

You've bought a Hunger Games T-Shirt. Or want one very,very badly.

You've talked about this book so much you've convinced some of your friends to read it. And the school librarian.

Your notebooks are full of THG doodles.

You know what District you're from.

You can't go to sleep because you're thinking about THG.

You're having a normal conversation with someone, and THG always winds up in it.


You accidentally call people Peeta, Katniss, or Gale, based on appearances

You wear fingerless gloves.

You pretend to yourself fingerless gloves were invented after THG.

You so want to learn archery.

You wish Peeta and Gale and Katniss and Rue and Prim and all the other characters you love were real.

You actually look up the hunger games on youtube/google/wikipedia/or anything else

You actually complete the unfinished sentence: You know when your obsessed with the hunger games when...

You finish reading THG or CF in less than a week put together. (I finished them in less than a day each...)

Your mom/siblings tell you you're obsessed.

You've decided not to wear make-up or anything, 'cause Katniss doesn't like it. Got this from elsewhere- I don't wear makeup. I detest it too.)

Someone reads The Hunger Games and says its a bad book, you hate them for life.

You are reading these lists of things that you do when your obsessed.

Your desktop picture on your computer is something related to THG. (Mine is the mockingjay pin).

You counted down till Mockingjay is released, and tell everyone around you, when no one else really cares.

You have read the book 5 times

You have already made plans to see the movie

You spend hours watching trailors and fan made casts

You have memorized the whole book.

You see a situation and liken it to the THG some how.

You think of your worst enemy and President Snow pops into your head.

You've already decided if you were in the Hunger Games, what your strategy would be.

When you see a round clock you think of CF or Wiress.

You're proud that you look similar to that of Katniss's description: (grey eyes, olive skin, black/brown hair that's long and you keep in a braid...I actually do!)

you stay up until 3 in the morning reading each book.

You want to find a guy like Gale and Peeta.
You nicknamed your cat Katniss.
You buy a shirt that says "Destroy the Capitol!"
And you freak out on people when they say they havent read it.

You threaten your friends until they read the books.

when others screw it up, by saying "I want Justin Bieber to play Peeta!". You die on the inside.

You wish you had a Cinna app.

You dye your cat's fur to look like Buttercup's.

When you want to freak someone out, you mysteriously put a white rose in their room.

You run around trying to put gold eyeliner on people.

You want to make cheese.

You got o the store and ask if they will take a squirrel for a carton of strawberries.

You have a "Team Peeta" or "Gale FTW" shirt.

You make an apron that says "Peeta Bread".

You are also proud that you look Katnissy too. *High-5 fantasyGirl2*

You intentionally fail at flower-arranging, flute-playing, piano-playing, and cooking to be like Katniss.

Upon purchasing the book, you simply stared at it for a while and smiled, savoring the fact that you finally had it.

-You couldn't stare at it for that long, though, because you just had to read it and see if any of your many theories were right.

-Whenever any of your theories was proven right, you pointed at the book and shouted "I KNEW IT!" even if you were still in the bookstore

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP. Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up."

"Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to spead a rumor that there's a new 4th forrbidden spell called Rickroll.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) I am not allowed to use a spell if the thought of it makes me giggle for more than 5 seconds.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) I will not feed first years to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will not refer to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM!" every time I use magic.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not say that "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was hardcore."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not turn Snape into Troll Face.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood more LSD.

40) I will not trick a school House Elf to strip of its clothing and to make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I will not say I weigh the same as a duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) I will not tell first years that Gryffindor Courage comes in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) I will not say that "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

...But yes, I will anyway

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,

Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.

Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible,

Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.



I hope you like my stuff, PLEASE read and review!

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A Thousand Years by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Forced to work together on an architecture project, Annabeth and Percy both knew it was going to be a bad experience. What they didn't expect were themselves opening up to each other. Late nights together are bound to take its toll. AU. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Caught Fire in Your Eyes by electricquill reviews
This story takes place towards the end of Mockingjay before the epilogue. Peeta has just returned to District 12 and he and Katniss are working to rebuild both their village and their relationship. Rated M for eventual sexual content -starting ch.6 for those of you just here for the smut :P . This is my first attempt at writing a fanfic so please review
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Trouble Sleeping by ImBeautifullyHuman reviews
Peeta Mellark returns home after the war, a damaged man, hoping to rekindle a relationship with the love of his life. He's sorely disappointed when she's unresponsive. Having had enough of waiting for Katniss, he takes his life into his own hands. This is my version of what happened pre-epilogue, with a few non-canon tweaks. Rated M for sexual exploration in later chapters.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,824 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
She says, Real by Jennifer Bailey Sneed reviews
Ever wonder how Peeta and Katniss "Grew together"? Here's some of what I could see happening. I'm not good at summaries...*insert something that totally describes the story here!* Lots of fluff, sweetness, and a little humor. Hey, it's Katniss and Peeta!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Dinner Plan by Crazy-Blondie-Sparrow reviews
A few years after the Titan's war, Percy and Annabeth, now 19, are organizing a dinner with the hope that their parents will accept their request.But between food fights and their parent's reaction, how well can it turn out?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
I Missed You by Summer Sunrises reviews
Sometimes it's just nice to get a visit from someone you love. Even better, it's nice to know that they're staying. Percabeth! One-shot! Huzzah!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Broken Promise by Girl-of-1000-fandoms reviews
Takes place before TLH:Just a story on Percy's disappearance,the night before and the day after,in Annabeth's point of view. I wrote 2 versions of this,the second was a request from a friend.Beginning sucks but it gets better in the middle and end. Rated T for the first,M for the second.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Grey on Green, Together Again by Jamabeth reviews
Percy and Annabeth are finally reunited in the first chapter of Mark of Athena! If you have had anxiety attacks from reading the son of neptune and discovering that THEY DONT GET TO SEE EACH OTHER IN THE END, then your like me and i wrote this because i couldnt help it anymore. they were so close yet sooooo farrrr! okay now im ranting... just read it its short.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dandelion by Kensley-Jackson reviews
"He was, in every sense of the word, a savior. And yet, I couldn't even bring myself to speak with him." Post-Mockingjay, Pre-Epilogue. Rated M for future chapters.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,612 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Back In The Orange Shirt by StartTheResistance reviews
How I like to imagine the reunion will happen in Mark of Athena. :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Her First Christmas by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Because of her estranged family, Annabeth's never had a true Christmas. When her boyfriend, Percy Jackson, asks her to spend the holidays with him and his family, she could hardly resist. As it turns out, this is the best Christmas she's ever had. PAfluf
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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Catching Him reviews
I feel vulnerable and I hate it. What if he starts to see that I have changed. Maybe he will finally get over me. But do I really want that? Haymitch and him are all I have. My life with just Haymitch? No. What will I do? I can barely provide for myself! post mockingjay, pre-epolgue. PLEASE R&R! I am not kidding you Hunger Games fans, I NEED FEEDBACK.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Before We Go reviews
Percy and Annabeth have saved the world. As everyone is leaving Camp Half-Blood, Percy and Annabeth are allowed a week to stay behind. Percy later helps Annabeth with her plans for the revised camp. If you don't like Percabeth, then don't read this. It is rated T, so there is nothing to provocative. Please R&R! If you want me to continue this story, I need feedback! Thanks:-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A New Begining reviews
After the war and before TLH Percy and Annabeth continue there lives together before it's all taken away.Summaries are not my thing, Please R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.