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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Glee.

im wisegirl
yeah thats what you can call me

NO, i don't play the saxophone i play the flute... but i have my reasons for the saxaphone

OH my favorite color is pretty undetermined

but i like pink, purple, turquoise, oh and gray isn't a bad color either

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (I don't own this)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Sorry, couldn't resist.

A Note:


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws

Been Looking Forever for:


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It'skinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun
Sleep with your socks on at night (sometimes)



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You were in gymnastics/dance
You hate the star wars movies.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing


That’s sad, considering I’m a girl…


There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over

when it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

they say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry

everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present

I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet

life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

don't talk unless you can improve the silence

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect

stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed

some of the most wonderful, dazzling successes are going to happen to some of the most awful, undeserving people you know - people who are, in other words, not you

Cutest Sayings:
I was looking up at the stars and giving them each a reason why I loved you and I was doing great until I ran out of stars

And sometimes you just make me want to throw you into ongoing traffic but then I realize I'd probably kill myself trying to save you.

I'm the type of girl who bursts out laughing in the dead of silence from something that happened yesterday

Don't tell me you love unless you mean it because I may do something stupid like believe it

I wanna be the girl he can be goofy around.I wanna be the girl he can tell anything too.I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose.I wanna be the girl he can hold hands in public with and not care what anyone says.I wanna be the girl that's always on his mind.Most of all-I wanna be the girl he loves.

I wanna be the girl you hit a home-run for, score a goal for, write a song for. The one you give your hoodie to but most of all I want to be the girl who you turn to your friends and say "Yeah,that's her," when I'm in sweats,a tank, and converse-that's all!

I wish I was 8 again-because back then, all he had to do was tag me and I was IT.

I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose.The one he can't walk away from knowing she's mad at him.The one who can't fall asleep without her voice having been the last thing he heard.The one he can't live without

Remember:It's mandatory to grow old but optional to grow up.

I like people who smile because it's raining.

Life is a roller coaster-you can scream every time you go over a bump, or you can throw up your arms and enjoy the ride.

Teenage Quotes
Just crank up the volume&we can sing like superstars&dance around like we're famous in ripped jeans&huge sunglasses cause girl,that's how we roll.

In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.I'll have 20.

Truth hurts so we lie.

So I'm basically your typical teenage girl.My hair never goes the way I want it to go,my room won't stay clean for more than a day, and there's this guy I'm absolutely crazy about.

I love the color green and dancing around in my pajamas before school.I'm a mess and my room usually is too.I laugh at the stupidest things and always say the wrong thing at the wrong time.I cry for no reason and sometimes I get mad easily but I'm just me and that's all I can be.

Silence-Golden.Duct Tape-silver.

So here's to teenage romance and not knowing why it hurts so bad.

I love to walk in the rain becase it's the only time people can't tell I'm crying

I am selfish,impatient and insecure.I make mistake and I'm out of control and sometimes I'm a little hard to handle but if you can't handle me at my worst you definetly don't deserve me at my best.

Sometimes the smallest things to do in life are the hardest.Like clicking on his screenname and just saying HEY.

They ignore each other and look away but they both know deep down that it wasn't supossed to end this way.

Why do I love you?Because I finally know what the word means and you were the one that taught it to me.

Love is like a ghost.Everyone talks about it but few have seen it.

It's been said that you only fall in love once.I don't believe it because everytime I see you I fall inlove again.

I hate you-then I love you.I want to throw you off a cliff-the I want to rush to the bottom to save you.

He gives her 12 roses.11 are real and 1 is fake."I'll love you until the last one dies,"is all he said.

Sometimes all you need is a Harry Potter Movie Marathon.

Psychological Fact: All emotional pain lasts a maximum of 12 minutes. Anything longer than that is self inflicted.

Psychological Fact: A Crush can last only a maximum of 4 months.After that, it's already love.

I treat others how I want to be treated. If I'm mean to you-well, what did you do to me

In Addition

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

Disclaimer: I own none of the below. I just find it cool!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What if you don't know how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I think something got lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use on Mars?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No shit Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Children's Asprin:
Warning: Keep Away From Children
(How are they supposed to get the medicine?)

Warning: A burning candle is fire
(WOW! I'm amazed and enlightened!)

Frozen Pizza:
Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(So... You first.)

Blanket from Taiwan:
Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(No comment...)

Frisbee: Warning:
May Contain Small Parts
(Um... How? I always thought frisbees were just one little disc...)

Railroad Sign:
Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(Wouldn't they be already dead?)

Hair Coloring:
Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(Yummy! Hair dye!)

Warning: Some Assembly Required (
Well darn, I was planning on just enchanting the picture!)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Yeah right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they?!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fricken floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the heck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?!?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

"Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?"

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.

Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.

When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

The one fault in perfection is that it's so damn boring!

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. (I'm a girl, and I hit harder than most guys!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? ·

What disease did cured ham have? ·

Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half? ·

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise? ·

Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”? ·

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? ·

Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly? ·

When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”? ·

Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? ·

Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass? ·

If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit? ·

What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license? ·

How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes? ·

How do you throw away a garbage can? ·

Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase? ·

When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”? ·

How can something be both “new” and “improved”? ·

Why do we shut up, but quiet down? ·

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place? (Hypocrites!)

I am insane. In a healthy way...

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

VERY overdone... Read anyway?

When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When Annabeth knew that she could be losing Percy to Rachel, she still fought along side him in an effort to save Olympus and maybe even save the boy she called her brother even though he had gone to the enemy. When Katniss's love was taken from her she still led the rebellion against the Capitol as the Mockingjay. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

No comparison.

In Addition

You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."


Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

BLONDE LOGIC (A/N I'm not a blonde)

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??

October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!

What a year!

In addition

Parings I support (Sorry it's so cliche!)

Harry Potter

Lily James

Harry Ginny

Ron Hermione

Scorpius Rose

Neville Luna (Mostly from fanfiction...)


Percy Jackson

Travis Katie (Tratie!)

Nico Thalia

Nico/ OC

Piper Jason (NOT Piper Leo. I mean, just 'cause Percy and Annabeth are together (Took 'em long enough) Doesn't mean Jason and Reyna have to be together)

Percy Annabeth (Though most of these fics are now Murdered/slaughtered/butchered, there are still good ones! Would they really kiss ALL the time guys? I think they would be pretty much the same...)

The Missing Book Series

Chip Katherine (Saw this coming when Chip shrugged in the first chapter of the first book)

Jonah Andrea

The Hunger Games




Kurt/Blaine (They're so sweet together XD)



Tike (Mike and Tina)


The Kane Chronicles

Sadie/ Walt


There are more, but these are the top!

Now I have to do:

Pairings I hate (with a BURNING passion)

Harry Potter

Lily/Anyone Else Other Than James



Hermione/Anyone Else Other Than Ron

Percy Jackson

Percy/Anyone But Annabeth

Annabeth/Anyone But Percy


Luke/annabeth OR thalia

The Hunger Games


Peeta/Gale (Seriously? Neither of them is gay! I have nothing against gay people, just people who decided since they both love Katniss they should be with each other)

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Comfortably Numb by Cadalinda reviews
Rachel had the life she wanted. She had the friends, the boyfriend and the future. In the blink of an eye everything she every knew changed and now shes broken.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rachel B., Puck
Dynamic by AquilaKate reviews
One-shots showing the family side of Graceland, both good times and bad.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,240 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - P. Briggs, Charlie D., Mike W., Paige A.
Picking Up The Pieces by MissWikipedia reviews
Rachel has been hiding behind her confidence. But when something big happens, she realises that it isn't so easy anymore. Who comes to her rescue and helps pick up the pieces of her broken life. Puck/Rachel but has lots of Will/Rachel parent relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,558 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
no one else will have me like you do by safeandsound13 reviews
"Her kisses are just a little bit sweeter as he pulls her close and tells her he could love her forever, if she'd let him." Four seasons and he loves her during every single one. Jake/Marley, headcanon
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Marley R., Jake P. - Complete
How Random Love Can Be by JEK623 reviews
Glee Setting. First I own nothing. I ship Blellie like times a million! And this is in the Glee setting where Nellie is a quiet loner who suffered through her past and Blake is the cliched hotshot quarterback. They meet in the most random way, and go through a few months together, and fall in love. This is their story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
The socks on my feet by nclhdrs1717 reviews
We are all seventeen now and we still eat at the same resuraunts, sit at the same tables, laugh at the same jokes, and go to the same dojo. The Wasabi Warriors, we're an odd bunch, but we fit together like a puzzle. We're the perfect team. KICK one-shots
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
She'll Never Be Me by AlphaWriter1 reviews
"Her life did,however,come to a halting stop when she learned that Noah Puckerman was in a relationship with Lauren Zizes."Puck may be totally over his hot little Jewish American Princess,but she's not buying it.She's going to prove that there's no way his new girl could ever compete with her.Pezberry&Britchzel friendships, Puckleberry endgame.Canon up to Silly Love Songs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Drawing Fire, and other Gleeful Tales by GrimJack21502 reviews
My take on what the new school year would be like for the remaining members of New Directions, and how new characters like Charlie, Blake, and Nellie, cast from The Glee Project 2, would fit into the tale of McKinley High. All returning members will appear, as will the established faculty. Includes Episodes: Drawing Fire and Wishing Well in Progress
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,261 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - New Directions, Artie A.
You Drive Me Crazy by FaithfullyFallen417 reviews
Jarley drabbles from my tumblr, rating will be vary depending story
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,094 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Jake P., Marley R.
Nellie Protection Program by TeamNellie reviews
A Glee Project FanFiction: Season 2! Ships: Blellie! Blake is wondering the streets of Albany, NY, when he offers homeless Nellie to stay with him. He finds himself being attached to this dark, yet gorgeous girl. But when Blake finds out exactly how dark Nellie is, he is determined to protect her. Which is easier said than done.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012
A Change Is Gonna Come by lizzybennettdarcy reviews
"I've got a brother." He said during a phone call that could change more than a few lives; especially when Rachel comes home to Lima early after receiving it. A Puckleberry story about two brothers and the girls they can't help falling in love with. Puckleberry, with a side of Jarley.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,875 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
My Guardian Angel by AlphaWriter1 reviews
"You can't marry him just because you're afraid you don't have any other choice for your future!You can't give up opportunities you might have just for the first definite one to come along!" "Since when do you care about me?" "I've always cared, Berry."Noah Puckerman has always been there, on the sidelines, looking out for Rachel Berry-his Berry.And now she needs him more than ever
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,906 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by laurah1236 reviews
This is a story inspired by the Glee project 2, which does not have its own category unforturnately. It's a drama about a girl who's character was inspired by Nellie Veitenheimer from the Glee Project as well as Blake and Michael. It has to do with love, friendship, death, and overcoming struggles as a teenager. It later evolved into a more in depth love story.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,712 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
To Death Do Us Part by AlphaWriter1 reviews
There's a killer lurking around McKinley.And he's not just after the Glee kids-he's after their number one bullies as well.On top of the horrors that are the McKinley killer,though,there happens to be some relationship trouble brewing as well as some friendships falling apart at the seams.It's a bloody,jealous war path, all starring everybody's favorite pair-Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,350 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Surviving High School The Glee Project 2 by roseleake24 reviews
Basically everyone from tgp2 trying to survive high school. Their own glee club. There's drama,friendship,and romance and probably other stuff. What happens to them? Read and find out!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Should I Run, Or Should I Hold On? by mack3n713ra3 reviews
Nellie and Blake were friends practically before they met, but ever since Blake started dating the head cheerleader, he hadn't talked to his best friend. After Blake breaks up with the cheerleader, he finds his way back on the path to Nellie. After hanging out for a few weeks, Blake gave Nellie some thought consuming news. Should Nellie run or hang on? Nellie's POV Please Review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012
Wishing Well by GrimJack21502 reviews
Wishing Well will be continued in my Drawing Fire thread to avoid confusion. Thanks to all for reading!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - New Directions, Blaine A. - Complete
Slushy by AlphaWriter1 reviews
"I picked it up for you when I was buying dip.It's grape-I know that's your favorite because the last time I tossed a grape one in your face,you licked your lips before you cleaned yourself off."It all started with a grape slushy-whether it be the one she drank or the one she was covered in,we'll never know.But it all started with a slushy,and it ends just about the same way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
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We are Never Ever Getting Back Together reviews
Based off of Taylor Swifts new song "We are Never Ever Getting Back Together" Takes place after the last Finchel breakup Note this is a song fic with song lyrics in the story which is more of just explanations
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Rachel B. - Complete
What You May or May Not Know reviews
Percy and Annabeth are on the beach, talking about how much they know about each other... Read and Review PLEASE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete