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Hi I m New my favorite couples: alvin and brittany,simon and brittany,theador and brittany,jennet and brittany, and elandor and brittany. i like drama ,romance humor,friendship, and hurt and comfort
I ONLY DO THE CARTOON VERSION THE CGI SUCKS AND IT IS LAME SOOO SRRY TO THE ONES THAT LIKE THE CGI!!!!!!!!!!!:)
personality:sweet,nice,shy,b and a student.sometimes mean sometimes she can be shy.she plays the flute,key bord piano,a guiter,and she loves the sing and dance.she is a very active and adventerice girl.she loves to play basketball,cheerleading,vollyball,tennis,draw,swimming,and batmitting.
outfit:wears a pink belly shirt with blue words that says pretty in pink with blue skinny jeans. wears a black head bend and golden earrings
best friends:brittany,alvin,eleandor,simon,jimmy,and josh.
enemys:jennet,dimond, and tiara
oc will be update later
Head Over Heels
(for Alvin and Brittany)
Despite everything you've put me through, I'm head over heels in love with you.
Despite the trickery and the lies, I still see truth when I look in your eyes.
Despite the uncertainty and the hurt, I will try my best to make it.
Despite your knack for being snide, I will always be by your side.
Despite your ways of breaking my heart, You and I shall never part.
Despite the fact all of the above is true, I'm head over heels in love with you. --
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? Because I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me
Woman Ohhhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave
Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.
Man: Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me --
Six Basic Truths in Life:
1 . Try it! You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck 2 . All idiots, after reading #1, will try it 3 . You'll discover that #1 is a lie 4 . You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot
Brittany: "I love you"
Alvin: "I love you too"
Brittany: "Prove it. Scream it to the world."
Alvin leans forward and whispers in her ear, "I love you."
Brittany: "why'd you whisper it to me?"
Alvin: "Because you are my world".
5 . You soon will share this with other idiots 6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I too, am an idiot, and I nee
The Chipmunk Adventure
Dave: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?
Dave: Alvin, we've been over this a million times!
Alvin: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!
Simon: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!
Simon: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?
Miss Miller: David, are you drunk?
Dave: I'm just calling to see how everything is.
Miss Miller: Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here.
Dave: Alvin's behaving himself?
Miss Miller: He is? Well, that's good.
Dave: Could I talk to the boys?
Miss Miller: Well, I don't see why not.
Dave: Is Alvin available?
Miss Miller: Available for what?
Dave: To talk?
Miss Miller: Well, how should I know?
Dave: Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right.
Miss Miller: Everything's fine, David.
Dave: Well, give the boys my love.
Miss Miller: Why don't you give them your love?
Dave: Well, are they available?
Miss Miller: Available for what?
Dave: Never mind. Nice talking to you, Miss Miller.
Miss Miller: You too, David. And David? Get some rest, will you? (They both hang up)
Miss Miller: Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles.
Theodore: Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.
Simon: It's called "guilt," Theodore.
Jeanette: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?
Simon: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.
Brittany: Thank you for your advice, Simon. (Drags Jeanette away)
Brittany: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!
Jeanette: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?
Brittany: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.
Simon: Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain. (The balloon lands in a tree)
Simon: Like I said, "in the tree!"
(Eleanor and Jeanette have just rescued Brittany from drowning)
Eleanor: We thought you were a goner!
Brittany: Me too.
Eleanor: We would've been lost without you!
Brittany: I know.
Eleanor: Thank goodness you're all right! (Picks up the Theodore doll and kisses it)
Eleanor: Just kidding, Brit.
Simon: Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?
Jeanette: Well, there was this guy... (Brittany slaps her mouth shut)
Brittany: We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?
Simon: Well, actually, I get the feeling... (Alvin slaps his mouth shut)
Alvin: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
Brittany: Sure we do!
Alvin: (Laughs) No, you don't.
Brittany: All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?
Simon: We've got to keep these two apart!
Theodore: (As Alvin drags him away) My couscous!
Eleanor: Excuse me, Sir, but uh, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. You see, she's, well she's, very difficult.
Janette: And she's not very tidy.
Eleanor: And her cooking is atrocious!
Janette: And she spends money like a drunken sailor!
Eleanor: And... and when she doesn't get her way...
Brittany: That's enough, you guys!
Brittany: (Yawns) Jeanette, could you pass me something to eat?
Eleanor: Don't do it, Jeanette!
Brittany: Honestly, Eleanor. When it comes to food, you are really selfish. (Opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin)
Brittany: A Penguin! You are going to eat this penguin?
Theodore: I don't know, they we're pretty nice to me.
Simon: Just send them a postcard, Theodore.
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
Simon: Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes?
Theodore: Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them.
Simon: Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.
Alvin: There's something creepy about Mr. Talbot.
Simon: I'm sure he says the same thing about you.
Alvin: Shh... Simon. It's me, Alvin.
Simon: Glad to meet you. Now, can I go back to sleep?
Alvin: Mr. Talbot is a werewolf! And I'm not going to rest until I prove it.
Simon: And apparently, neither am I.
Alvin: Are you in, or... in?
Simon: Given those choices... I'm in.
Dave: So let me get this straight, all of this happened over a game of tic-tac-toe?
Alvin: Yeah, well... we're using the European rules. Gets awfully rough.
Brittany: Hello. What's that supposed to be?
Jeanette: Your.. uh... costume.
Brittany: Oh no no no. You are so off. I'm supposed to be a girl named Willa who cries a lot.
Jeanette: No. Uh-uh. You're a weeping willow, Brittany.
Brittany: Are you saying that I am a tree?
Jeanette: I'm afraid so, Brittany.
Brittney: Ok.. i'm like so confused, Theodore was always the sweet one.
Simon: What about me?
Brittney: You're the smart one.
Alvin: And me?
Brittney: You're the “other” one.
Alvin: I can't go to Mr. Talbot's, Dave! Tonight's the school play! Yeah, that's right! And I've got the most important part!
Simon: Oh, right! That's probably why they call it 'Dr. Jekyll And His Butler.'
Principal Milliken: I'm taking a less stressful job driving trucks full of nitroglycerin across rickety bridges in South America!
Alvin: Us? Wild?
COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR PROFILE IF U LOVE THESE QUOTES (like me!!!)
The greatest love quotes I have found on peoples profiles!!!!
We were given: Two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else, for us to find.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I sought for love, but love ran away from me. I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. Then I sought you, and found all three.
When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lie right down next to you.
"Don't worry that you're not strong enough before you begin. It is in the journey that God makes you strong."
Love knows no reason, love knows no no lies. Love defies all reason, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, love sees, but doesn't mind.
Sometimes you make me so mad, I wanna throw you in the middle of on going traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
If you're too afraid to fall, you'll never meet the special person who was meant to catch you.
The greatest thing ever learned is just to love and be loved in return.
If you loved any of these quotes copy and paste it to your profile!!!!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Brittany: Do I ever cross your mind?
Brittany: Do you like me?
Alvin: Not Really.
Brittany: Do you want me?
Brittany: Would you cry if I left?
Brittany: Would you live for me?
Brittany: Would you do anything for me?
Brittany: Choose me, or your life
Alvin: My life.
Brittany walks away, holding back sobs, and Alvin runs after her and says...
"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
Brittany: "I love you"
Alvin: "I love you too"
Brittany: "Prove it. Scream it to the world"
Alvin leans forward and whispers in her ear "I love you"
Brittany "why'd you whisper it to me?"
Alvin: "Because you are my world".
Jesus Christ, God, and anything like that is MY life. I love him.
Alvin and Brittany: They are my personal favorite couple. I don't know why, they just seem to have more of a romantic touch. Guess I like more of Love-hate-things huh? Anyway, they both are competitive, self-centered at times, they are both willing to stand up for their sisters/brothers etc. They were just made for each other, you know? You can mostly see the romancewhen there alone, I can't believe most people think these two lovebirds hate each other. Anyway, these two just seem to get along swell at times, at others not so much. But one thing you can count on: They'll always have each others backs.
Rules to write a chipmunk Fanfic I made up (Please copy and paste.)
1.) I love Brittany, so she must only be happy throughout the whole story.
ok i can do that brittany is my favorite chipette!
2.) I hate Brittany, so make sure she's always angry, sad, etc.
Wait but you just said...?:/
3.) They must always be the original pairings, no heartbreaks, no cheating, nothing!
Good rule when it comes to original pairings, but can't you allow some heartbreaks and cheating to make it interesting?
4.) ONLY Mixed couples stories, make it contain lots of heartbreaks and cheating!
Um... you are so stupid, all your rules so far go against each other...
s.) I got a dog today.
Really? That's..., interesting?Now lets get back to the point.
6.) The Chipmunks must never get hurt!
Well, they'd have to get hurt sometimes, stop making stupid rules!
7.) They can't die.
That's fine with me.
8.) You can only have them die if they become a ghost.
Wait..., what? What about rule 7
9.) They can't ever be ghosts, monsters, vampires, etc.
Okay, I'm tired of this!
3.) Look I went back to three!
Do I give a poo? No, not even a heartbeat.
11.) Now I'm at eleven!
The torture continues... make it stop!
12.) They can't have powers, unless they have powers.
/FACE DESK/ SERIOUSLY? COME ON!
13.) They must always be eight.
What about the movies?
14.) They must always live with Dave, like in the movies. They can't contain any characters or memories from the Cartoon series, I HATE IT!
Well I for one enjoy it like many others, so shut your trap before it makes another yap!
15.) It must only contain characters from the Cartoon Series, I love it, but no one from the movies, they stink!
I like the movies too man...
Alvin: Yeah! These rules are stupid, who made these?
Brittany: For once Alvin, I agree.
Alvin: Thank you!
16.) Don't read the rules, think about them, and you MUST read them, or Alvin well come and personally destroy you.
Oh I got chills, I'll have nightmares. (Sarcasm.) I'm outta here.
Alvin: I don't work for you, I destroy no one, but Britt.
Brittany: Hey, Alvin I swear when I go over there...
Alvin: Um... look Taylor Swift! /points to nothing./
Brittany: /turns to look for Taylor Swift./
Alvin: /chuckles to self and tiptoes away./
Brittany: You are so dead Alvin!
Love you all! Have a nice day. :)
I ONLY DO THE CARTOON VERSION THE CGI SUCKS AND IT IS LAME SOOO SRRY TO THE ONES THAT LIKE THE CGI!!!!!!! TOODOOLS!!!!:)
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