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Look alive,Sunshine. I'm Lyndsey,AKA RevolverPosion. I'm crazy,and I like a lot of stuff. For exzample:

Fanfiction: Dalton by CP Coulter,The Chatroom by IJustFellDownTheRabbithole,Trurh Or Dare by TheFatalIllusion and This Is A Pen by TotalDramaKindomHearts.

Charecters: PJO/HOO:Percy,Annabeth,Nico,Travis and Connor,Rachel(I calls her RED.),Luke,Piper,Mitchell,Lacey,Leo,Hazel,Frank,Reyna,Dakota,Gwen,Thaila,and others. THG: Katniss,Peeta(Haha,Peenis..),Prim(HOW COULD SHE DIE? THE ANGONY!),Haymich,Cinna,Octavia,Flavis,(The other lady,what's her name? Oh yeah!)Veina,Effie,Finnick(That was Fred Weasley all over again!),Annie(I wanted to hug her),Greasy Sae,and the children. I don't like Gale,I blame him for Prim's death. HP:Harry,Hermionie,Ron(The Golden Trio!),Bill,Charlie,Fred(HE IS NOT DEAD! I REFUSE TO BELIVE IT! IT WAS A TYPO!),George,Cedric,Luna(She makes a lot of sense.),Draco,Blaise,and others that I can't remember. I can't stand Ginny. Glee: Kurt,Blaine(KLAINE!),Rory,Brittany,Santana,(BRITTANA!) Puck,Artie,Quinn,Sam,Mercedes(FOX,Y U NO PUT SAMCEDES?). Dalton: Pretty much everyone except Adam and Laura. Supernatral: Dean,Castiel,Sam(Though he tends to piss me off...).


Bascicly,my top favorite charecters. Travis and Conner Stoll(The Fred and Gorege of Camp Half-Blood!),Percy Jackson(The most heroic Seaweed Brain and my half brother!) Luke Castellan(I had to look on the Wikipiedia page for his last name! Anyway,sacrficing himself in the end? That was awesome!) Nico Di Angelo(Two words: Pure Badass.) Leo Valdez(FLAME ON!) Fred and Gorege Weasley(Do I need to explain?) Kurt Hummel (My fashion insperasion.) Blaine Anderson (Is that much hairgel really nessarry?) Dwight Houston (He needs to get in my bed. Seirously.) The Tweedles (See? NERF guns are not only for kids!) Finnick Odiar (Oh my gosh,he is NOT DEAD.) Dean Winshester (HE IS HOTHOTHOT.)

Music: My Chemical Romance,Panic! At The Disco,Adam Lambert,Maroon 5(Adam Levine is sexy :D) One Direction(What? They are cute and I love their music!) AWOLNATION,Green Day(Billie Joe is sexy for an old guy),All American Rejects,Neon Trees,Blink-182,Falling In Reverse,Avenged Sevenfoldothers that I'll add on later

Web Shows: Smosh(SHUT UP!),Tobuscus(Also Hothothot.),Shane Dawson(He's wierd,but funny!),Kids/Teens React,MyMusic(TheFineBros!) others...

Fanfiction stories deitails/outfits:

Somebody That I Used To Know: A Glee/Dalton fic. An old friend of the Tweedles comes to visit them. Outfits: None yet. I'm trying to figure out how to make another chapter.

Wait,Ray Toro Is My Uncle? Lisa Count's life is tunned upside down when she discovers that her uncle is in her favorite band! Outfits: The shirt: Once again,trying to figure out how to add a chapter.

We protected the stone.

We opened the chamber.

We freed the prisoner.

We entered the tournament (and won the cup).

We fought for The Order.

We discovered the Prince.

We found the hallows (and beat the crap out of You-Know-Who).

Remember Diagon Alley, The Burrow, and Hogwarts

Remember the chosen one-the Boy Who Lived.

Just because the books and movies are over, doesn't mean his legacy is.


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lynizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Pink Panther

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Dat'elle Hubbel

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Davlyion

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Black Punch

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Yvehma

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Amiea

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Winter

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Cherry Driver

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory ) Silver Sword

11. YOUR STARBUCKS NAME (a name different from your real one you use at starbucks) Voldermort

12. YOUR KILLJOY NAME (just two random words, like Party Poison, or Jet Star) Revolver Posion

13. YOUR DJ NAME (a word that means cool, any two letters, a number) Epic LS9

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Twilight are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. :D :D :D

If you are a witch/wizard and your Hogwarts letter is just a little late put this on your profile!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you can't.

A good story is an old story with a new twist.

Growing old is manditory. . .growing up is optional.

Laughter is good for the soul...and for creeping people out.

I can quote Hetalia characters, got a problem? (PASTAAA!)

I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me.

Is that your girl-friend/boy-friend/gender-neutral chibi thing?

Boredom/free-time =longer profile (i.e. adding more random crap, like I'm doing right now)

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

(\)_(/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. (")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

50 Things NOT to do at Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.

4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.

9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. Adding the name “Bueller” to Professor Binns’ roster is not funny. (I would do this XD)

16. “Springtime for Voldemort” is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as “bookends”.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.

20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not “Rocky Horror.”

21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that “Once you go Black, you never go back.”

22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy “Jareth”.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as “Kitchen Stadium”.

25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight.

26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.

27. I am not a tribble Animagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. Sirius Black is not #24601.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. I am not being repressed.

35. Calling Lucius Malfoy “Luscious Mouthful” is just plain gross.

36. I will not change the password to the prefects’ bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.

39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say “NI”.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?”

49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. "Beaters do it with Wood" is not funny,even if the only people not laughing are the Weasley twins and Oliver.

Favorite Quotes From Avatar the Last Airbender

"Hey, Zuko here! But...I guess you already knew that..."

"You're Zuko's costumes great! Except your scars on the wrong side," "The scar's not on the wrong sde!"

"Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?" "As a matter of fact, they do not,"

"I knew it was only a matter of time! Appa ATE Momo!"

I promise to remember Harry

Each time I see lightning

And I promise to remember Ron

When I see red hair that's blinding

I promise to obey school rules

For Hermione's sake of course

And I promise to remember Malfoy

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever I see an adoring fan

And I promise to remember Neville

When someone says no, but they say 'I can'

I promise to remember Luna

Whenever I see the moon

And I promise to remember Fred and George

When I see someone acting like a loon

I promise to remember Dumbledore

When I see someone with long, grey hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Tom Riddle

Whenever I am scared

And I promise to remember Hedwig

When someone says 'I have always cared'

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Potter fans know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession...

it's a way of life you know...

2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
8.Steril, schmerial.
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.

Ouran Host Club Personality Type!

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French

You’re a very romantic person

You flirt a lot with girls/boys.

Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.

You're overly eccentric in everything you do.

You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings

Your birthday is April 8th

You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.

Total: 1

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses

You are known for being "evil"

Your favourite foods are anything spicy

You excel in everything you do Your birthday is November 22.

You hate waking up in the morning. (Sometimes)

You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit

Total: 2

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.(Other way around)

You love cakes and sweets.

You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.

You are/have taken a martial arts class

You are close to your cousins.

You look a lot younger than you are.(Other way around)

You're born on February 29th

Your favourite subject is math


Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends

You only talk when you need to

You're protective of people you care for.

Your favorite food is Japanese food

When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.

Your birthday is May 5th

You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond

You're a very cynical person

You like to mess with your sibling

You're the oldest sibling

Your birthday is June 9th

You like Italian food

You get jealous easily

You don't make friends easily


Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games

Favorite subject, English

You enjoy cosplay

You're nicer than your siblings

Your birthday is June 9th

You're very forgiving

You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy

You like playing tricks on people


Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance

You're tight with money

You get along with guys well

You're blunt about everything

You're an excellent cook.

You have a hard time understanding love

Your birthday is February 4th (No, but extremely close. It's the second. Ground Hogs day!)

People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily


Result: Yay! I'm Kaoru!

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Random quotes from Gerard Way!

"Everyone expects you to act like a kid so you might as well do so...go throw a TV out of your hotel window."

"One day your life is gonna flash before your eyes...make sure it's worth watching."

singing* "Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap! Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap! Everybody tie your shoes, I don't care about you, everybody tie your shoes, clap clap!" XD

Interviewer: Bob, Frank, Ray, and Mikey are hanging on the edge of a cliff. Who would you save first?

Gerard: I'd jump too

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when

1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV

2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live

3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention

4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them

5. You feel like burning the TRL building down

6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there

7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day

8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR

9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.

10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance

11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!


Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved 15 a year by switching to Gerard Way.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan

1.MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."

2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.

3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.

6. Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.

8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."

9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.

10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be how like Frank and Gerard. not really

11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.

12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.

13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.

14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the television.

15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.

16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"

17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.

18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs

19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, insert band member name here!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.

20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.

21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.

22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.

23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.

24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.

25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.

26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.

27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)

28. MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!

29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.

30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.

Put this on your profile if you love MCR! _ * _ _ _ _ _My Chemical_ _Romance_ _.


Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of Teen Titans! (Well, I still watch it..)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are one of the 5% who would yell "DO A FLIP!", add this to your profile.

92% of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hate Duncan from TDI/WT for kissing Gwen and making Courtney mad,copy and paste this on your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.
I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile! (Damm,that's a long list.)

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77,XxxImNotOkayxxX


If you believe in God and are 100% proud of it then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from the Empire State Building. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler, a lawnchair, and shout, "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE!

You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
You say Bella, I say Sandy.
You say Jacob, I say Sodapop.
You say Washington, I say Tulsa.
You say Vampires, I say Greasers.
You say "How romantic," I say "Let's do it for Johnny!"
Put this in your profile if you love The Outsiders. :D

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know in fact Sodapop Curtis is BLOND, but don't the heck mind when Rob Lowe played him, copy and paste.

If you think we should all go back to the 50's-early 60's, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support Sodapop Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile.

I've been diagnosed
with Obsessive Curtis
Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it too!

I'm A Greaser, A JD And A Hood
I Blacken The Name Of Our Fair City
I Beat Up People
I Rob Gas Stations
I Am A Menace To Society
Man, Do I Have Fun!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax,FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey),LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, LeoValdezgirl77,XxxImNotOkayxxX

A black man walked into a restaurant and sat down. A white waiter approached him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.:Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong:.

Friend:calls your parents Mrs. and Mr.

Best Friend:calls your parents mom and dad

Friend:has never seen you cry

Best Friend:has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend:never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best Friend:opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend:asks you to write down your number

Best Friend:they ask you for your number (because they can't remember it)

Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best Friend:has a closet full of your stuff

Friend:only knows a few things about you

Best Friend:could write a biography on your life

Friend:will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing

Best Friend:will always go with you

True Friend:

You will stay by me

When my bf breaks my heart

You will let me cry on your shoulder

When I need you to be alone with my bf

You will stay away...but block the door

If I get drunk,

You will drive us home.

When my mom and dad kick me out,

You will let me stay with you.

If someone calls me names,

You will kick their ass.

If I want to smoke,

You will take my pack.

When I lose my money gambling,

I know you'll give me money (not for gambling)

If I get put in jail,

You will be right next to me.

If I get killed,

You won't be at my funeral.

You will be killing whoever killed me.


I would do the same for you!

Best friends.

True Friends Forever!

Girl:I'm always here for you.

Boy:I know.. :(

Girl:What's wrong?

Boy:I like this girl so much...

Girl:Talk to her

Boy:I don't know.She won't ever like me...

Girl:Don't say that.You're amazing.

Boy:I just want her to know how I feel.

Girl:Then tell her.

Boy:She won't like me...

Girl:How do you know that?

Boy:I can just tell...

Girl:Well just tell her.

Boy:What should I say?

Girl:Tell her how much you like her.

Boy:I tell her that daily.

Girl:What do you mean?

Boy:I'm always with her.I love her.

Girl:I know how you feel.I have the same problem.But he'll never like me.

Boy:Wait.Who do you like?

Girl:Oh,some boy.

Boy:Oh...she won't like me,either.

Girl:She does.

Boy:How do you know?

Girl:Because,who wouldn't like you?


Girl:You're wrong,I love you.

Boy:I love you,too.

Girl:So are you going to talk to her?

Boy:I just did...

A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where wuld we be in this world

if we didn't have a friend?

You say,I say:

You say Twilight,

I say Harry Potter.

You say vampires,

I say wizards.

You say Bella,

I say Hermione.

You say Jacob Black,

I say Remus Lupin.

You say the Volturi,

I say Lord Voldemort.

You say Stephenie Meyer,

I say J.K Rowling.

You say Renesmee,the half-blood vanpire,

I say Severus Snape,the half-blood prince

You say Forks,

I say Hogwarts.

You say Edward Cullen,

I say Harry Potter.

You call me weird,

I say I'm a fan,so get over it!

There was a little boy

He found a picture of a girl on the sidewalk

As time went on he got married

And still he kept the picture.

His wife asked,"Honey,where did you get this picture?"

"I don't know,why?"

"Because I lost this picture when I was nine..."

When a guy says you're HOT

He's looking at your body.

When a guy says you're PRETTY

He's looking at your face.

When a guy says you're BEAUTIFUL

He's looking at your heart.

If you're asking if I need you,

The answer is forever.

If you're asking if I'll leave you,

The answer is never.

If you're asking what I value,

The answer is you.

If you're asking if I love you,

The answer is I do.

When I first saw you,

I was afraid to meet you,

When I first met you,

I was afraid to kiss you,

When I first kissed you,

I was afraid to love you.

But now that I love you,

I'm afraid to lose you.

From start to finsh I wonder why

The cuts look good in this messed up lie

The blood that trickles down my arm

People all stare at the girl who self-harms

"The emo" they call me

I turn to my name

They act out slicing their wrists

I hang my head in shame

I can't help my feelings

Of being alone

I hide myself for the day

Just longing to go home

I sprawl on my bed

With my razor in hand

And take myself away

To a much better land

I stare in the mirror

And let myself cry

Looking forwars to the day

That I finally die

Best Friends:

Through tears and fights,

Through smiles,

I knew everything

Would be alright,

Through love and hate,

Through betrayal and debate,

For you I will always have faith,

Being your sister(me brother) as well as your

Best friend I knew

This friendship wouldn't end,

By your side I will always stand

And you'll stand by mine,too

Because that's what best friends do,

So no matter what happens with us

In life,

Through all of the wrongs

And all of the rights,

I'm her for you to be a best friend that's true,

Cause I love you and that's what

Best friends do.

Friend:calls your parents Mrs. and Mr.

Best Friend:calls your parents mom and dad

Friend:has never seen you cry

Best Friend:has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend:never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best Friend:opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend:asks you to write down your number

Best Friend:they ask you for your number (because they can't remember it)

Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best Friend:has a closet full of your stuff

Friend:only knows a few things about you

Best Friend:could write a biography on your life

Friend:will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing

Best Friend:will always go with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.(AKA. Drinking Buddies)

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it completely D:

1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first)

2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow?

3) Your first initial?

4) Your month of birth?

5) Which color do you like more,black or white?

6) Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7) Your favorite number?

8) Do you like California or Florida more?

9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10) Write down a wish(a realistic one)



1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red-You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black-You are conservative and aggressive

Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3.If you initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R You try to live you life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4.If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5.If you choose;

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: You are a laid back person

9.If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love the enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7.Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must havegone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3.Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen:

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6.Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles

And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?

1.When he denies the above claims, respond with "That's not what Rosalie said!"

10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen:

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to "Jump for them."

9. Tell her if she were just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straight jacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan "I'm melting."

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4.When she gets a vision, ask if her "spidey senses" are tingling

3. Trip her and ask her if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1.E-mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan:

10. Ask about Eric.

9. Ask about Mike.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the white pages she looked for fake fan boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4.Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her... happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and, she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know the real reason she married Edward- the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Video tape the reaction.

10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3.Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1.Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen:

10.Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7.Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor Dreamy”

6.Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or phedophile.

5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramel milkshake.

4.Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.

3.Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.

2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.

And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?

1.Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black:

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7.Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.



-"I was a boyscout once- and a brownie, till some brat got scared!"

-"You're drunk."

"No I'm not."

-"You gonna put that trashcan back?"


-"You can take the girl out of Hicksville, but you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl!"

-"Merry Christmas, bitches!"

-"Happy Kwanzaa, crackers!"

-*cut line from Collins* "Thanks, you honk-headed albino fuck!"

-"Hey Mister, she's my sister!"

-"My cat had a fall, and I went through hell!"

"It's like losing a- how'd you know she fell?"

-In interview about Jonathan Larson:

WJ Heredia: singing "But they purloined my coat- Well you missed a sleeve!"

Jonathan Larson: "That was the wrong key..."

-WJH: "AHH AHH I GOT IT- and scene."

-WJH: "But when he was crying and holding me, I wanted to cry- it took all of my energy not to cry with him- and of course, we all know that corpses don't cry."

-Idina: "We were all so worried that the shi- that the MOVIE!"

-Idina: "I just, I'm ready to be like-" *pretends to drag on a cigarette* "-Last night I had a dream..."

-Anthony: "Are you gonna kick some ass?"

Jesse: "Aw, I'm gonna kick e'rybody's ass! Me and Angeh - that's Angeh over there!"

Anthony: "ANGEH! ANGEH!"

-WJH: "Hello, children!" *blows a kiss*

Jesse: "Now say that like a normal person."

WJH: "Hey kids, what's up? How you doin'?"

Jesse: "What is going on up wit y'all?"

-WJH: "Look at that - LOOK AT THIS!" *flashes cheesy smile*

-WJH: "I am st-yling!"

-Adam: "I was completely fascinated by this group of people. I remember meeting Anthony and recognizing him, like, ”I know this guy. Who the fuck is this guy?” And it was just from Adventures in Babysitting and all these movies."

-Rosario: "I thought Adam was gonna be like 'OH MY GOD!'" *runs*

Adam: *yeah right face*

-Rosario: "I'm trying to be a lady with my little skirt on, not trying to kick people and police and stuff like that, you know, whatever."

Jesse: "As if!"

-Adam: "We had no idea we were going to be on the cover until it actually came out. And as soon as I saw it, the fucking vain fucker that I am was not even excited. I was like, 'That is the worst picture.'"

-Adam "When I go to Santa Fe, and I’m singin’ on the fuckin’ rocks? While we were shooting it, I was like, ”This is a bad idea. This is a baaaad idea.” But I’ll tell ya, it was fun to do."

-Adam: "Get out of my mind! AHHHH!"

-Jesse: "Oh shit! I forgot how fast you are!"


(You have to admit, the fact that they couldn't stop laughing after that is the most adorable thing ever!)

-Question: This one’s for Anthony. If I were to take you out to dinner, what would you like for dessert?
Audience: Oooooohhhhh…
Anthony: …that’s kind of personal. No. But I’d like… sorbet. Or a vegan cobbler, which I make very well by the way.
Adam: He likes it with a penis.
Audience: *dies laughing*
Wilson: *dies laughing even more*
Tracie: It’s okay, Anthony. I like it that way too.

-Tracie: "How come when little girls wear tiaras in public they're cute, but when I do it I'm crazy? That just doesn't seem fair..."

-Rosario: "It's nice to be nice, Kim."

Tracie: "...Whatever."

-Tracie: “Hey, Renthead. Why don’t you be in the movie? Would you like that? Would that be fun for you?”

-Tracie: "They're making me beautiful."

-Jesse: "Rosario, say hello to the kids!"

Rosario: "Wazzup!!"

-Anthony: "Okay, that was real, authentic Rosario Dawson love right there for Tracie Thoms."

-Anthony: "There is only one you for all time. Fearlessly be yourself."

-Tracie: “It was easy being a lesbian with her because she’s so damn sexy, I just kept my hands on her booty. Really, she’s ridiculously hot. […] But she really is amazing, it’s insane. And probably illegal. Performing alongside someone so talented and iconic and just fills the screen as she does is one of the most memorable things I’ve experienced in my career. I can’t… how does anyone even put it to words? She’s just… one in a million.”

Tracie: "I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!"

Rosario: "Did you just hit a boat?!"

-Anthony: (behind the camera) “Give each other a kiss.”

Idina: "I'm going to get red lips all over her."

Rosario: "I don't mind, but then her woman is right there. She is going to get mad at me."

Tracie: *pissed-off face*

-Jesse: "And there we were, sitting at these tables, and we were like, This feels so stupid to sit here and just sing the songs. Anthony was the brave one. Anthony just got up, and stood on a table. And then it exploded."


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Pixie sticks! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? YOU ARE NOW!!

Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...!

I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off...

Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.

Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

When a boy tells you to “Suck It!” Just smile and say “Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!”

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! (

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!”

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid!

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life!

Only You!... can help me hide the bodies!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

When I die, I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people! (Someone unknowingly quoted Dwight Houston OMG)

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, Duskgrowlthevampire, Wanna Bet On a Bear Hug, HarryPotterismyentirelife,XxxImNotOkayxxX

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

Advice That Guys Should Try And Take...

When she acts shy- Say you love her

When she runs away from you- Chase her

When she puts your face near hers- Kiss her

When she kicks and punches- Hold her tight

When she is silent- She is thinking of how to say 'I love you'

When she ignores you- She wants all your attention

When she pulls away- Grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst- Tell her she look beautiful

When she says nothing's wrong- A million things are going through her head

When she screams at you- Tell her you love her AND mean it

When you see her walking- Sneak up behind her, grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she is scared- Hold her and tell her everything is going to be all right cause you are there

When she looks like something is the matter- Kiss her and tell her not to worry

When she hold your hands-

Play with her fingers

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks she’s stronger than you

Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favourite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you


When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Don’t look away until she does

When she says it's over

She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

She wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don’t believeit, talk with her

- Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

CRAZY QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein

"What is the most innocent place in any country? Is it not the insane asylum? These people drift through life truly innocent, unable to see into themselves at all." -Arthur Miller

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." -Nora Ephron

"Sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you're crazy" -Thelonious Monk

"If you want to increase your insanity, avoid the asylum" -Amy Cameron Farmer

If these apply to you or anyone you know, Copy and paste to your profile.

1 scary way to break up This is so it just kinda freaked me out. I don't really believe this but this is sooo scary!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful !! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life! DUMB !!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die!

You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

You know you're too obsessed with Harry Potter when:

1) You accidentally called your friend Ginny because she has red hair.

2) Instead of studying for an extra important exam, your reading HP.

3) Your Sims game has a whole neighborhood devoted to the wizarding world.

4) Your friends give you The Look when you say Harry.

5) Your sister thinks your really a witch in disguise.

5) You dress up as a HP character and practice wandless magic.

6) Your cell rings and you absentmindedly wave your pencil and say "Accio cell phone"

7) You fall out of your chair in class because your daydreaming about Harry Potter.

8) Your parents have banned Harry Potter books from your possession.

9) You scream whenever you see anything Harry Potter.

10) You screamed when you and a friend were at the mall and you saw a Harry Potter book countdown poster.

11) Your friend knows exactly what to get you for your birthday, every year- a HP poster.

12) You are rebelling against JK Rowling's Social Studies.

13) You think your math teacher is a Death Eater.

14) When people ask the person your with what's wrong with you, they look at them pointedly and say "Don't ask"

15) You're actually reading this.

16) You have spent more than healthy time on Harry Potter sights.

17) You're convinced that your Hogwarts letter is late...and that Harry is distantly related to your uncle.

18) One of your stuffed animals is named Crookshanks.

19) You have worse symptoms than this list.

20)You are laughing right now, saying yes to every statement!

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasely twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

45) "Beaters Do It With Wood" is not funny,even if the only people not laughing are the Weasley Twins and Oliver

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place & I spill things a lot.I'm pretty clumsy& sometimes I have a broken heart. my friends & I sometimes fight & maybe some days nothing goes right. but when I thing about it & take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe.just maybe.I like being


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not be able to go out.

I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy.

I WEAR A SKIRT SOMETIMES, so I MUST be a girly-girl.

I am DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a freak.

I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep.

I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.

I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"

And if you can, add another line!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for a Weasley or two.

Oh, they're over the rainbow. Ya know, way up high? (After someone asks you where something is)

Get over it.

Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history.

Caution: water on road during rain.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C

Yes, I know I am random, but you have to understand - salad.

No, the forks will fall with the spoons... it is the SPORK'S era now!

Always look for the bare necessities, and then sing the song.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Duct tape is silver, but silence is golden. Are you catching my drift?

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I can resist everything except temptation.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.


We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

there were 2 girls named Sarah and Jane

They were looking through peoples Myspaces. Sarah slowly came upon this one Myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with Jane commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that i'm looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time Sarah was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. She and Jane started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man you're starting to scare the living sh!t out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldn't want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean that's what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Jane said "Holy crap man just block him hes a f*ing psycho!"

Sarah replied "Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?"

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldn't really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldn't stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, you're alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think I'm going to leave now because you're freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

Sarah and Jane were really scared.

Jane said "Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone."

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden Jane had to go to the bathroom.She told Sarah, and left the room.

Ten minutes later Sarah noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She went and knocked but no one said anything. She opened it and found Jane there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around SatanStalker was there. News the next morning said that a girl named Jane Dunbach was found dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. And Sarah Runger was missing

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!!!

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!!!

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people scare me. A lot.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shoot!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, I killed him with an AK-47. Common sense speaking here. Wait. What? You're not supposed to do that? You're lying.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

You can slam a revolving door... into someone you don't like.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Never turn your back on someone, they just might stab it.

The walls we build around us

Are they to protect us from the demons outside?

Or are they to keep sealed the demons already within ourselves?

To isolate our hearts and thus turn them to solid ice

How we scream in pain when the light warms our hearts

Do we fear to feel the pain of loving again?

Or do we fear hurting the ones who love us?

We turn our eyes away from the windows to our souls

Do we fear to look inside ourselves and be forced to see our demons?

To face what we have been hiding from...

The people from your past will always be a part of who you are now. Trying to forget them is useless. There is no reason or sense in letting their memories go.

Be careful of your enemy once and of your friend a thousand times, for a double crossing friend knows more evil.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted... the only real kind is a kiss tasted.

Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

One story has to its end- but only so the next one can begin. The future is still full of uneasy and unanswered questions so let’s continue our journey to our answers!

Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin’ awesome!'

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

No one is a virgin, the world screws us all.

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends; if they are okay, you're it.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

Smile because it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I want a guy who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me. Hold my hand in the line at the mall and make all the other girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on their chest. A boy who would get mad at someone if they called me ugly or was mean to me. I want someone who would call me three times a day if they went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and he would just smile and agree with everything I had to say. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then kiss me a million times. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his arms around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it. And we’d make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say, “I love you,” in front of all of his friends, and we’d argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Year’s Eve and count stars with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner or watch movies under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I’m beautiful, but not too often. Who would make me laugh like no one else could. I want a guy who would give his hoodie to me and snuggle up next to me when it’s cold. A boy who would come up behind me and wrap his arms around my waist and whisper “You look beautiful today.“ But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never break my heart.

If you still believe in fairy tales & want one of your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Rock, Paper, Scissors I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: 16 May 2003 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was. P.S. Sure is hot down here!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their duff to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk 5 feet to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san, Wind797, Darkmanu,Mira94, spy master123, livingintheclouds, HarryPotterismyenirelife,XxxImNotOkayxxX

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, grim's-little-girl, Kuro Fenikkusu, Flyboy254, Flame Swordsman, HarryPotterismyentirelife,XxxImNotOkayxXX

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Ceata, Mira94, livingintheclouds, HarryPotterismyenirelife,XxxImNotOkayxxX

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, AlexRussofan, Twilighting.Ensures, Rosalie Sawyer, Angel JJK, HarryPotterismyentirelife,XxxImNotOkayxxX

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If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever fallen off a stair rail and hit your head on the stairs, copy this onto your profile..

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to wizards and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

Nutella, Reese's, and Oreos.

2. If you were reincarnated a creature, what would you want to be?

Um...A Beavcoon! :D

3. Who's your favorite redhead?


4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

Pancakes. Duh.

5. Last book you read?

The last book I finnished was this Harry Potter prodry called Barry Trotter,and the book I'm reading now is The Golden Fleece.

6. Describe your mood.

Hungry(I'm gonna go eat after I finnish this!)

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Friday. I smacked my hand on a chair really hard and now there's a bruise :(

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Ashley,because then we'd actully have a chance of getting out.

9. Rock concert or symphony?


10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

I got my phone turned off,so I don't really remember,but I think it was Murnro Chambers :/

11. Favorite Soda?


12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

Black with "Save Ferris" and Cameron from Ferris Buler's Day Off

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?


14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Um...I don't remember,but the last movie I watched was Step Up Revolution.

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

One Direction!!!

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?


17. What did you have for dinner last night?


18. Look to your left, what do you see?

My dog in her cage.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?


20. Favorite toy as a child?

My dolls.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Hell no! I'm thirteen!

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Oh, I don't think... I KNOW.

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

Over a year.

24. Whats your favorite fruit?


25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

No,I can't do cartweels :(

26. Do you like running long distances?

No,I'm fast,but I can't run for more than 5 minutes.

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Who hasn't?

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Blue and brown and green.

29. What’s your favorite flower?


30. Do you do ballet?

No, I do hip hop.

31. Do you listen to classical music?


32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Happy Days(It's this really old show)

33. Do you watch Spongebob?


34. What temperature is it outside right now?


35. Do people consider you smart?

Uh... Does my mom count?

36. How many piercings do you have?

1 on each ear.

37. Are you signed on AIM?

What is that?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?


39. How do you feel about your family?

Their very...intrestring.

40. Do you have an iPod?


41. What time do you go to bed?

10 pm

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

Vices and Virtures by Panic! At the Disco.

43. What movie do you know every line to?

Ferris Buler's Day Off.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?


45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

A iPod.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My friends on the internet.

47. Do you like hugs?


48. Last time you almost had a heart attack?

Tumblr. 'Nuff said.

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

They don't misspronounce it,they just misspell it.

50. Last person you hugged?

My couisn.

Your favorite Hunger Games character and why:


Random asdfmovie quotes:

"I baked you a pie!"

"Oh boy, what flavor?"

"PIE flavor."


"Die, potato!"

pulls out gun* "Not today."


"No! I'm allergic to adorableness!"


"Joey, did you eat my sandwich?"

"I am your sandwich."


"I like trains."


"I am a stegosaurus!"




"It's so beautiful out here."

"Yeah. Just me, you, and the moon."

"AYYYE!!! You guys should kiss!!"


"Hello, parking meter!"



22 Things to do in an Elevator 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. MEOW occasionally. 6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7. SAY -DING at each floor. 8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21. SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Spread the Stupidity

One for Girls! (A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..." (B) Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN (C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: Gay.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry (I know i did) Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!' So I love you and goodbye.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry, or at least feel emotion, there's something wrong with you

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

but without all the red and gold crap,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, Who fought bravely to the very end, And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, And will loyally await his soul mate and brother, With many jokes, He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby, Who was more free and full of love, Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, The last real Marauder, Who was not just a wonderful father, An incredible husband and a brave hero, As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, Who died for the greater good, And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, Whose past and wisdom confused us, Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra, She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, Who we really didn't know too well, But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, Who lived and died soaring.

If you cried while reading this (like i did) copy and paste this. If you didn't, do it anyway for those who look at your profile and copy and this stuff.


Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

"Power doesn't always make a monster, people do."

A man can smile, and smile, and be a villain. Shakespeare

If wishes were fishes we'd all live in the sea.

Normality is relative, and every one is insane to some one else's view of normal.

Being normal is vastly overrated! - Aggie Cromwell in Halloweentown

Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.

Even the wise cannot see all ends.

Man is many things, but he is not rational.

A man once said, ”Genius is not being very smart, genius is thinking different from others.”

Man’s purpose is what he makes it to be. Scientists can argue over the facts all they want, but it’s always your choice on what you want your purpose to be, at one point or another in your life.

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

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If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this

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If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you LOVE IT when you stumble across a Draco X Harry slash, copy and paste this to your profile.

CATCHPHRASE TIME!! Ron's: Bloody hell. & Are you MENTAL? Hermione's: I've got to go to the library! Harry's: Er.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
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Things i shouldn't (minus the not) do at Hogwarts: "Refer to Neville Longbottom as the Cowardly Lion, Ron Weasley as the Scarecrow, Draco Malfoy as the Tin Man, Hermione Granger as Dorothy, Dumbledore as the Wizard of Oz, Professor McGonagall as the Good Witch of the North, and Professor Umbridge as the Wicked Witch of the West."

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry there's something wrong with you.

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.

Take the live and love. Until eternity. May you be blessed.

"if at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall."

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?"

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The difference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

“So there are 3 tomatoes. A mother, father and a baby,” Harry started.

“Tomatoes don’t reproduce like that,” Ron said, not getting it.

“It’s a joke Ron…okay so they are going for a hike in the woods and the baby starts to fall behind,” he continues. Everyone is casually listening except Ron who is listening intently for the joke part.

“So the dad tomato runs and squashes the baby and says KETCHUP!” Harry starts to laugh. Hermione looks at him.

“That’s barbaric. How could a dad kill his son?” She says. Ginny laughs at how stupid the joke was and after about 5 minutes Ron starts to laugh.

“What are you laughing at Ron?” Harry asks.

“I get it!” Ron says. The whole group of people around him start to laugh. “What? What’s so funny?” Ron asked confused.

“Nothing Ronald.” Hermione said through muffled giggles.

NOTE: NOT MINE! i found it on Thereareonlythreemarauders profile. i don't know if it comes from one of her stories or not, but whatever. just thought i'd give credit! ;)

I have seen almost every single HP ( except 6), including the awesome part one and 2 of DH.


In HP and the DH movie part one, i cried even before the title popped up cuz

of Hermione Obliviating her parents. i didn't cry in the books cuz i was like 'eh'

but seeing it happen just made it so much worse! i laughed later on when

everyone drank the Harry Potter Polyjuice XD but then i cried again when

Hedwig got killed. at the end of the movie i cried cuz Dobby died, and they

didn't even show the tombstone!!! D: of course, they also cut out a lot of

the information that was in the book that was needed. i hate the person

that directed this HP movie. he was an idiot. he doesn't get what

we HP fans have to see in the movie to be satisfied that it's correct. now, part 2.

WHY WHY WHY WHY?! ohmigosh i came SO close tothrowing up when Severus

kept hitting the window. i was bawling my head off from the moment ol' Tommy

boy told Lucius to bring Severus. i didn't stop crying until half-hour after i got home.

seeing Remus and Tonks and Fred just laying on the ground all dead... anyway, the

dragon scene was awesome! and i LOVE the way Bellabitch (Bellatrix) died... *feels

malicious* and when Ron FINALLY got off his arse and kissed Hermione... i was

elated! :D

okay i'm done with my spoiler/rant :)

Is it wierd that I've seen every Twilight movie,yet can't stand Twilight?

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Anything and Everything Awesome by GlassSerendipity reviews
Human AU Jules is pretty much your average college girl. And by average, I really mean completely and totally, undeniably awesome. Sure, most people don't see that, especially not her roommate, but they will one day. She'll just spread her awesomeness until it's a well known fact. Gender bent. Changed some names. PruCan Fem!Prussia x Canada
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It's Anorexia, My Love by Piano Mirukoto reviews
::Magnus is anorexic, with bulimic tendancies. He's hidden it fine for the most part...until now. ::Alec is the son of the Support Group's leader. And when Magnus shows up for unwanted help that one fateful day, their lives will be forever be changed. But Magnus's fight is far from over. ALL REAL LIFE. Is better than the summary. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Brother Knows Best by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 228,108 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rising from the Ashes by rjwritergirl reviews
Severus Snape heard the prophecy, he told Voldemort, Dumbledore, and then he took matters into his own hands. He told the Potters himself. Because of that, Lily lived. With Lily alive, what changed? What if Harry had a little sister, how would that change things? Snape and Lily are in this story, along with Sirius and Remus and several OC's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,024 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., OC
Superboy and the invisible girl by Under a moonless sky reviews
Clary Fray has just moved to New York to live with her mother and brother when she got the role of Sherrie in Rock of Ages on Broadway. She meets Jace, who is Jonathan's closest friend. They immediately hit it off but will she be able to juggle the musical and a love life at the same time? Clace
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,724 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Légitimement Mariés by flute-player56 reviews
Marriage Law Fic. Fremione.Post Hogwarts,2000. Obviously Fred survived the Hogwarts Battle. Pairings leaning towards canon, but not entirely so. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
To Live Again by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Post Avengers. Thor returns Loki to Asgard where his punishment is named. He shall be reverted back to a baby and live life again as a female until his 18th birthday. His memories are gone and it is a new chance at life. To be able to live again...with an Avenger for a parent.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Loki
Potions Fume, Baby Boom, and Ministry Doom by Love Faith Embers reviews
(Thanks, StillWatersAreDeep, for the title change.) After a potions accident, the submissive 5th through 7th years find themselves pregnant. Once they know who 'fathered' the babies, Dumbledore states that they have to be resorted and move in with their partners. What happens when the Ministry finds out? Drarry, Dumble/Ginny bashing! Complete! Sorry about how I ended the story...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Monster of Notre Dame by PeachyM00NShine reviews
AU. (Adopted from Kat With Shamrocks) When Ivan, the mysterious bellringer of Notre Dame, attends a festival, he meets Alfred, the gypsy boy who will open his eyes to the world he has been hiding from. [features Rusame Germerica and UKUS]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,939 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, America, Russia
Discovered by Hope You Will Always Stay reviews
Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,277 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - America, Sweden, Finland, Denmark
Music by Art4Life1 reviews
For some people, it's an outlet to block out all emotions to the world. Other times, it's the exact opposite; something that allows you to vent without your own words or communication. Sometimes it's used to just rock out. Music is always there, but sometimes… it may get you into trouble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,668 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 4/14/2013 - N. Italy, Japan, America, Canada
My Strange Uncles by Kitten1313 reviews
A series of oneshots centering around Sealand and the large group of nations he calls his Uncles. Rated T for future swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/27/2014 - America, Sealand, Denmark, Scotland
Frozen Hearts Part 1 of Bad Choices by NiiSanNinjaSensei reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt never asked for his life to be this shitty, he never asked for his girlfriend to cheat on him - or for his childhood to be non-existent. Gilbert also never asked to be kidnapped and sold off to the Russian Don, a man who wanted more than a little fucktoy. He wanted Gilbert's soul. / Might get republish due to major narrative changes
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Living in My Head by deathbyinsomnia reviews
Harry has been stuck with the Dursley family for years, but finally he's out and can go to the prestigious Hogwarts Academy. Upon arriving, he starts hearing a voice in his head. He's on the edge of his rope, Draco knows that, but can Draco realize his feelings and try to save Harry from himself, before it's too late? NO MAGIC AU! Drarry! -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 102,372 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
DID You Hear The Rabbit Cry? by demon lilith reviews
It seems that Harry has Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personality Disorder). To him, this is nothing new. He's known of his alters for as long as he can remember. Magic, however, is a different story entirely. When he finds himself sorted into Slytherin, he learns that the choices he must make are more important than he ever imagined. ((Currently in Book 3))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 143,806 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
Rainbow in the Dark by Winfan2 reviews
Sean has always been a handful for his family, but discover why he is also a handful for the evil in the world. Join Sean and his family in their journey and discover just how powerful he is. Through season five of SPN. Warning parental discipline/spanking.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 120 - Words: 361,037 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 9/29/2012 - John W., Dean W.
Sudden Changes by Mrs.Marauders reviews
Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,459 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
When a prankster falls in love by merdarkandtwisty reviews
George Weasley is ready for his third year his brother by his side when he runs into a little red head,Amethyst Potter is ready for her first year when she meets a red haired boy. he claims love at first sight she claims annoyance. FemHarry all 7 years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,273 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., George W.
Brother Complex by VixonVulpe reviews
Alfred finally convinced his best friends to start a band with him, but when the boys have to balance dreams with reality, they quickly learn that this project of theirs will either bring them closer than ever, or tear them apart. A story of love, bad choices, and friendship. [Human AU. USUK, PruCan. Allegorical references to history. M for language and scenes of a sexual nature.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Prussia, Canada] [America, England/Britain]
Things you never do around the Kirkland Brothers by AliceStoneheart reviews
Caution: No countries were harmed in the making of this fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 2/17/2014 - England/Britain, France, Scotland, Wales
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 10466 - Favs: 12,713 - Follows: 10,515 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Inheritance of the Elves by Naruto-junky reviews
"Born today: July 31st of the year 1980, is Harry James Potter. Son of James Potter and Lily Potter. Grandson of Alasdair Potter and Rosemary Potter. Future mate of George Weasely . . . And Fred Weasely!" Under Construction. Some editing to be done before final chapters in September.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 250,478 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 12/23/2012
Hetalia and the Host club by Flameswolf reviews
Countries school trouble. Especially when the host club gets involved. What could have been a crazy year takes a turn for the worse when terrorists, fan girls, and the 2p's attack! Now no one is safe. Not even you, my dear readers.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,414 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., America
The Son of Lord Voldemort by Shopaholic1369 reviews
Voldemort never killed Harry, instead he killed his parents and kidnapped Harry to raise as his own son against Dumbledore and the light. Dark/Slytherin Harry. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,181 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Daphne G.
From Montauk to the End of the World by pretense reviews
There was this one trip to Montauk that didn't go exactly as planned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,731 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/25/2011 - [Luke C., Percy J.]
The Social Ladder by HarperC23 reviews
Kurt is captain of the Cheerio's but treats everyone with kindness. His jock boyfriend Blaine does not. Despite that they love each other, Blaine cheating changes that. Now Kurt finds comfort in the last place he thought to look in his English partner and McKinley's biggest nerd Sebastian Smythe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Infantile Issues by Mewtrune reviews
After an experiment gone awry, the group is left to deal with a de-aged Eren while also trying to keep the military police from taking custody. The Recon Scouts are hardly fit to take care of a child, but as his guardian, Levi is not going to let anyone get their hands on their tiny titan.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:The Estranged Hero by Vangran reviews
Percy Jackson, "Chosen One", decided to stand against the Gods that used her and stole her mother from her, and experiences a moment of passion the night when the Lightning Thief was revealed, and something was created. With this new situation, Percy must figure out what she wants out of life and how far she is willing to go for it. FemPercy/Luke. repost. Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Luke C., Percy J.
Hetalia High- The Good, the Bad, and You by Hollyberries and Vanilla beans reviews
A girl with 'family issues' (aka YOU) starts attending Hetalia high when her mom dies and she has to live with her abusive father. At her new school, she meets a large assortment of all kinds of people, many of whom will become her friends and later help her through hard times and celebrate with her during the good ones. *1p and 2p characters included*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,148 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013
The Prussian Corpse Bride by AppleBagel reviews
When it comes to love, are there boundaries? Can a heart love after it has died? In this tale, come find an adventure that holds these questions, and maybe the answers. (2p!PruCan, 2p!Canada x 2p!Prussia, other 2ps and 1ps included. There will be Nyo's. Tim Burton's Corpse Bride!AU, with a my own twist on the story. Written by Apple. Cover image by OtherworldlyArtist.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] Parallel Nations
The Enigma of Immaturity by The Strange Writer reviews
My Chemical romance FRERARD MPREG When Gerard Way falls pregnant not knowing who the father is, betrayed boyfriend Frank Iero starts a mind game with him. Gerard thinks its just a test, but it soon becomes clear that Frank has a dark painful secret...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,541 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 8/20/2011
Just To Complicate Things by killerkitty15 reviews
Takes place after my story Forbidden (which you may or may not need to read in order for my AU to make sense...?) Alfred is constantly assumed he's gay just because his dads are, he denies it but a certain Korean is starting to look more and more tempting..Gilbert and Matthew finally have a thing and haven't been caught yet but a bump in their relationship maybe the end of all that
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,160 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] [America, South Korea]
Mad World by TheInkredibleHanny reviews
Sophia is violently thrown into the world of Neverland- not the pretty, bright, place with faries and boys that fly. She is in the real Neverland. And she has been chosen to fight against 3 other girls to be the next Bride for the New Peter. Read and Review please!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,967 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Peter Pan
Turning Tables by BellaRose55 reviews
Rachel has been hiding a huge secret for three years, but that all changes when her son enters the choir room. Now she must explain her story to the glee club and hope they stick by her to help her overcome her painful past. But will Rachel be able to overcome her obstacles when her past returns and turns her world upside down? Read to find out!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 97,911 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Dating the World: Country x Reader by YourHero213 reviews
Living in the world of Hetalia isn't always easy for Reader. There's America challenging her to drinking contests, rumors going around that China likes her, England's several different personas flying all over the place; not to mention Romano's been going all tsundere on her & the BTT's practically been fighting for her attention. Oh, and those damn 2Ps just won't leave her alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 313,028 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - England/Britain, America, China, Parallel Nations
Welcome to Dalton Academy by kelsmar reviews
"New Directions, welcome to Dalton Academy."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers
Diamond in the Rough by TheFifthCharmedOne reviews
"So let me get this straight. You stole a magic jewel from an Egyptian pyramid, didn't read anything about it, and now we're stuck in 1977?" Hermione asked. "Sounds about right." Fred nodded. "And here I thought I'd have a normal life after the war." She sighed. "Just great." T for safety. Might go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,539 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
The Fandom by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: there is some universe out there where Hetalia is real. Said universe is in trouble and the heroes who have to save it are a rabid fangirl and a homophobic jerk. Yeah, we're screwed. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 208,836 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Liechtenstein, Spain, Seychelles, OC - Complete
It's All Antonio's Fault by MyChemPoison23 reviews
Condoms, footballs to the stomach, fake nurses, confusing hallways, and flying backpacks. Lovino Vargas's first day at World Academy was already one of his worst, and he could only imagine that it would spiral downwards as he got to know the tomato bastard, otherwise known as Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,173 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Shes a Survivor That One by BookNinja93 reviews
AU K/F. She realized she never changed out of her dress and she was straddling Finnick , even though he had a knife against his throat he couldn't keep the cocky smirk off his face "If this is how you greet everyone in the morning, I volunteer to be your personal wake up call. Knifeplay, Hell Kat? Kinky" Finnick purred at her. Katniss glared at him "Keep it in your pants Fish Boy"
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,960 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Slytherin protege by HeroineLestrange2 reviews
Narcissa goes back in time after the final battle. In an effort to save her sister from Azkaban she gives Bellatrix what she most wanted, a child. And this child just happens to be the brains behind the Golden Trio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,816 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Kidnapped by Straight Men by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
The Hetalia boys have kidnapped the girl of their dreams in hopes of wooing and marrying her. Too bad this "lucky" girl is a lesbian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [OC, Belarus] China
just pretend? by Duckling loves apples reviews
Gilbert has to introduce his girlfriend to his parents, but the problem is...he doesn't have one. Good thing his best friend is willing to help him by dressing up as a girl and acting like he is in love with him. what could possibly happen? after all they are just pretending, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Children of Nations: Book 1 by LeoTheProbie reviews
The Nations have kids? Well, get ready to meet them! Follow these normal teenagers as they meet their real parents and learn about their histories, battle evil, save the world, and new problems, and discover romance. None of them signed up for this! Well, as they say, you can't pick and choose your family. OC-centric story. T for language of OCs and Canon characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 143,835 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, America, OC - Complete
Austria's Musical by Sode no Shirayuki1411 reviews
Headmaster Rome Vargas isn't sure anyone can take this group of dropouts and deadbeats and inspire them. But if anyone can, he knows that it's young music teacher Anniliese Edelstein. Hetalia high-school AU! Multiple parings! Nyotalia & regular!talia. Yaoi & Het parings. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,378 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Austria
Sex Ed by The-Missing-Paige reviews
Edward is a junior at Central High School…and so is Envy. This high school takes sexual education to the next level, but Ed doesn't realize just how intense the class is going to be until he is paired up with Envy. Modern day high school AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,549 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Envy, Edward E.] - Complete
Never Let Me Go by x.keepingthemoon.x reviews
In the year 1912, all Jeff wants is another life. All Nick wants is someone to love. Niff!Titanic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 69,479 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Lily Comes Back by SerenieBeanie1998 reviews
During the Battle, Lily wakes up. Poppy finds her and gives her a quick explanation. Lily is helping but searching for her son, will she find him? Will he believe her when she finds him? Will anyone believe her? Can she bring back the dead? Or is this too much for a certain red-headed woman called Lily Marie Evans-Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Ivan and Amelia, Sitting in a Tree by blommabelle reviews
America is difficult to deal with. Russia is difficult to deal with. It's a match made in Heaven! Or Hell, possibly. A series of one-shots focusing on Russia and fem!America and their relationship. Russia/fem!America mostly with other hints of different pairings thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [America, Russia]
Mother Russia by seventinch reviews
Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova knew that her life was coming to an end that night. Oh, how wrong she was.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
The High School Musical Trilogy, Part 1: Start of Something New by He Who Writes His Own Canon reviews
Nick and Jeff are two boys who meet during their Christmas vacation and end up re-meeting at Dalton High, where they are near opposites: Nick is the closeted jock and Jeff is the out-and-proud nerd. Two worlds collide when they fall in love, and when their friends find out, all hell breaks loose. DISCONTINUED.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Jeff, Nick] Dalton Academy Warblers
Falling Faster by JustAnotherSuperWhoLockian reviews
Harry and his friends (and enemies) go back to Hogwarts for their 7th year of Hogwarts. When Harry decides to stop the fighting, does he really? And when Draco Malfoy learns Harry's secrets, will he tell everyone, or will it remain a secret? Everyone knows people had a hard time in the war. But who got over it, and who didn't? Will they fall in love afterwards? Slash Drarry DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love Actually by LoonyLoopyLupin96 reviews
James suspects Remus' friendship with Lily is much more, and he'll stop at nothing to ensure she at least gives him a chance. An argument between James and Remus leaves Remus almost deserted by his friends. How will things go when Sirius steps in to help? Wolfstar and Jily. Fifteen parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,289 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
When You Give An Alchemist A Daughter by Ezri Rei reviews
At the age of fifteen, Edward mysteriously disappeared from the military, leaving without a trace. Twelve years later, he's suddenly back in Central with a little girl with black hair and dark blue eyes calling him 'Daddy.' Who is this little girl and why does she look so familiar? Past!Mpreg!Edward. RoyEd, AlWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Edward E., Roy M.] [Alphonse E., Winry R.]
Back Then by abbyj461 reviews
What's surprising is that Mathias finally gathered up enough courage to talk to his long time crush, Lukas. What's more surprising is when Lukas asks him out on a date.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Denmark, Norway]
We Are Young by Chuahua22 reviews
This is the story of 3 young girls, Lexie Marie Goodson, Lauren Anderson and Sofia Pierce-Smith and their lives in McKinley High...*contains refernces to abuse and anorexia*
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,291 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P., Blaine A.
For Forever and a Day by SouthernBelle.Love reviews
Draco and Neville finally have what they've always wanted - a happy, normal life. But when the Ministry starts passing laws concerning wizards with any known affiliation to the long-gone Death Eaters, Draco becomes a target. Labeled as a criminal, Draco is forced to work with the demons from his past to set things right. Final sequel to Through Their Eyes and To Have and to Hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Draco M., Neville L.
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by ToffyBird reviews
England's younger life: Family troubles. Rome. And a broken promise from Scotland's part. Sucky summery sucks *sigh* Honestly? The story should be better, give it a chance? England-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - England/Britain
Bras, Thongs and Everything in Between by batmanandcats reviews
The students, (or should I say countries), of Hetalia High are outraged after they mysteriously swap genders overnight. How will they handle their new bodies? Nyotalia :) My first fan fiction, so please be nice :) All the main characters are mentioned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014
A Second Chance by Ludo13 reviews
To save him, she brought him back. And now what of her future? What will she have to pay in exchange for his life? Will she be able to come out of the war without compromising herself. There's just so much one witch can do!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,871 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Hermione G., Cedric D.] - Complete
Random Leo Moments by Obsessivebookdiva reviews
Just some random weird Leo moments! This includes gleeking out, yelling about sky highway and general TV drama. Meet one of Leo's long lost friends and his new pets. This story takes place during Heroes of Olympus. Mostly during their break at Camp Half-Blood waiting for the Argo ll to be fixed. (Under construction at the moment. Read at your own risk.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Leo V.
My life as a girl by doylefangirl reviews
England's siblings try to curse him and end up turning him into a girl. Fem England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - England/Britain, France, Scotland, Wales
Awesome presence by aaaaaaaa1 reviews
England has always been able to see things that others haven't. One of those things is ghosts. Now the Brit has an albino ghost following him as he is the only one that the ghost can talk to . When the world is under threat can they work together. Rated T for England's bad mouth and for future fight scenes. Also there is some humor and angst in this. Cover image is a fanart
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,143 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - England/Britain, Prussia
50 Apps Every State Needs by Cap10 reviews
Christmas shopping has never been America's strong suit, so when December rolled around he decided to purchase all 50 states iPads. Now he has to deal with the consequences...Today's Feature App-Asteroids...California, Texas, Alabama, Maryland, Ohio, and Florida return to the scene of the crime, and once again play games at the Library of Congress. It get messy this time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 45,323 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Two Moons by captainprocrastination reviews
'Don't judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins.' Harry has a crush on Draco. Draco still thinks they hate each other. Hermione has a plan to get them together, with the help of Blaise, Ginny and Ron. Will she succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,592 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hold Your Head Up by He Who Writes His Own Canon reviews
Jeff Sterling is the outcast at Dalton High School, made miserable by jock Nick Duval and his psychotic ex Sebastian Smythe. Chandler Kiehl is the spy from McKinley Academy who comes to understand Jeff and his world. But Chandler finds that Jeff may be too broken to repair. Cheff and Jeffbastian with other couples including Klaine, Finchel, one-sided Niff, etc.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Jeff, Chandler K.] Nick, Sebastian S.
Music around the World by Cookie05 reviews
All our favourite nations experience the most popular music from around the world. But what will be their reactions? Read to find out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014
Humanity's Greatest Bedtime Story by Gothic Dancer reviews
Eren and Levi's son has a nightmare, but Eren is out for the night, so the storytelling duties fall to Levi. He tells their son the best story he knows. Primarily Riren/Ereri, past mpreg, now a series of stories!
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 162,854 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
The Cost of Love is High by honeyandclover5 reviews
Matthew was dating Francis. When Matthew founds out that Francis is cheating, he breaks up with him, which leaves him heartbroken. Wanting to make his ex jealous he hires a prostitute named Gilbert to pretend to be his boyfriend. He didn't expect to fall in love with this man of lustful sin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Canada, Prussia
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
What Happens When You're a Malfoy, but In LOVE With a Weasley? by omgitsChrissy reviews
Hermione finds out she's a Malfoy, but she's in love with one of the Weasley boys? Which one is it? What does she do? What will the Malfoy's say once they hear she was once a one Miss Granger? Who knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
High School Never Ends by Iris Cornelia Jade reviews
When the anonymous pranksters known as the Pictonians pull pranks on eight people at Hetare High that supposedly ruins their reputations and lives, the eight seek revenge. The Axis and The Allies are ready to prank the school, the Pictonians, and each other; after all, what's the worst that can happen? Well, an overload of UST, for one. As well as maybe a bit too much insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Secret Agent Jones! by petricimus reviews
AU. Alfred F. Jones is a secret agent of the united nations secret underground service (UNSUS), and together with his teammates, Gilbert and Mathias, he saves the day as a true hero! Rated T to be safe :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - England/Britain, America, Prussia, Denmark
Greenland by Evie Redgrave reviews
Canada is missing, Denmark is serious and Prussia is well, Prussia. Who is this little Girl, why does she know Gilbert and why on earth is she calling Denmark "Daddy"?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Canada, Prussia, Finland, Denmark - Complete
I'm Here Now by Wings of Indigo reviews
AU S3-Rose had lost him. But she still had something that kept her fighting. Their child- the daughter he didn't know of. After fourteen years in a parallel world, Rose finally made it home to exactly when she left. Two years later, Evy is half Time Lord, sixteen, and genius. But she was alone- until the day she stumbled upon a blue phone box and into a whole new world of trouble-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,332 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Rose T., Bad Wolf
Texts From the Survey Corps by shinyklefkey reviews
Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi A.
Meant to be by klaineuse reviews
Jeff is a famous teenage actor and singer, recognized by everyone, successful, mostly for his main role of Ryder in the famous TV show Boys . Nick is a normal teenager, he doesn't watch Boys so he don't know who Jeff is. He's living his simple life in Westerville. A travel in the same airplane is going to change both of their lives forever. Niff Klaine, The Warblers...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Jeff, Nick, Dalton Academy Warblers
Pleasant Coincidences by radicalhipsterofdoom reviews
Modern AU where Jean and Eren continue to be lame dorks. (That's pretty much all you need to know) (EREJEAN with hinted one-sided EreMika and JeanKasa but it's not really important)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Eren Y., Jean K.
Jaeger's Got Talent! by Cheese Time reviews
Eren, Connie, Jean and Armin are going to form an elite boyband under the management of Erwin Smith. Their goal: to win glory and fangirls, and become the biggest hit in Japan. But it will not be an easy road. Can the boys become international sensations and top the charts, or will Eren be too distracted by superstar Levi on the way? Modern Japan AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,066 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A.
We All Fall Down by DanelleSephton reviews
In the never ending chaos of war, a hero falls. America is captured by the Russian army along with his twin, Canada, and several other nations, They are striped of they're titles as nations and their self worth. Light trigger warning for mentions of rape, minor character death, and suicide but nothing descriptive or detailed. Hungary and Sealand are also main characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - America, Canada, Austria, S. Italy/Romano
What is a Host Club? by BritishGentleman reviews
Arthur never thought he would be part of a club, but when he breaks a vase he is pulled into being part of a Host Club. Will he survive this new school and club? Pairings: FrUk, PruAus, UsCan. Rated T for Iggy's foul language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,443 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - England/Britain, France
Forced to Love by titaniumroze reviews
When a new marriage law is imposed, Hermione can't believe her luck of having to marrry her former love's older brother, Fred. Then things start to change, and secrets are revealed. Can they learn to love each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,244 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Holding Hearts by iTorchic reviews
With Tamaki's body in a coma, and Ed's still missing after the attack on HQ, it's up to the girls now! With the switching of Haruhi and Winry, can they manage to find out what actually happened to Ed and Tamaki? Rated T. Sequel to 'Soul Swap'. Adopted by PrussiaRox.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Winry R., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Motherhood Adventures of Elizabeth Kirkland by iTorchic reviews
After a strange dream, Arthur is convinced he's fit to be a mother. With the help of a little magic, he is transformed from Arthur into Elizabeth. Watch as she deals with motherhood, family, and drama!Sequel to 'Reaper's Child'. Rated T. Fem!England/OC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
The Smartest Idiots You'll Ever Meet by mad-for-madrid reviews
Amelia Jones: a girl with dreams of heroic proportions. Which are put to the test when she is nominated to represent the USA at the Hetalia Academy of Global Achievement, an experimental school built to foster cooperation in the modern world. Well...'cooperation' might be a stretch. Gauken AU, Genderbending
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - America, Russia
The Dark Heir by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Lily fell victim to the charms of Tom Riddle, she ends up pregnant and a paternity test confirms her worst fears. News gets back to the Dark Lord and when she hides, he hunts down the Potter's to take whats rightfully his. Things don't go to plan thanks to the meddling headmaster. Banished, Voldemort swears he will return to get his son soon the world will me the Dark Prince!ONHOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,757 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Daddy, I Have an Announcement by eliza.writes.stuff reviews
Sequel to Mutual Agreement. Follow Scorpius and Lily as they go through the ups and downs of marriage, family, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,565 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Canadian Suicide by CanadaLover008764 reviews
Canada is tired of being 'invisible' and decides to end it all. He doesn't realize that Prussia actually cared about him, and he doesn't take the Canadian's death very well. He decides to join him in the afterlife. What will happen to them and the other countries because of the Canadian's death? Find out and please read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Canada, Prussia
2P Hetalia: World War III by Helpfulmiss reviews
All of the countries seemed to be at peace. It was a prosperous time! Until the talk of war begins to spread. But who started the rumor? And will it actually happen? Read to find out. ((Contains some non-canon pairings)) You can find art/comics that go with this story on my DA Page! (I'm Insanity-10)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - N. Italy
Seychelles the Sunflower by RussianTaco1230 reviews
The small island nation has been mislead, misguided, and mistreated by men she had once held with deep trust. Will Russia be able to heal this wilted sunflower? A collection of one-shots that tie in together. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Russia, Seychelles
All Boys by Be My Master reviews
My name is Clary, but in my new school, I go as Cain. I go to an all boys school for the arts, and I believe that I can have a normal school experience - as long as no one finds out I have a few, ehem, crucial "boy parts" missing. Based off iWant9Live2Live's story, "Forbidden". - Complete - Now on Archive of Our Own, be sure to go check, because I'm not uploading to here anymore.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Where are we! by madoka154 reviews
Me and my friends were out, having a nice day at an anime convention when things...happen...The next thing we know, we wake up in the world of Hetalia! This is going to be interesting! Rated T for future events.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, America
A Bad Choice by TopazAnger reviews
What if Cedric didn't die and a certain bookworm surprised everyone by deciding that she needed another kind of attention than when Ron or Harry need help with their potions homeworks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Cedric D., Hermione G.
Slip Up : ORIGINAL by consciouslyqueer reviews
Haruhi and Tamaki find themselves falling for each other, and impulse gets the best of them. Now how will they handle parenthood? TamaHaru and Pregnancy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.]
I Did NOT See That Coming by raeganb123 reviews
After Percy arrives back from his quest and becomes praetor, he attends a Senate meeting which leads to an idea to perform a ritual which will make Reyna pregnant with his baby. He wonders how his girlfriend Annabeth will react.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,609 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Percy J., Reyna R. - Complete
Subsidence by SashaSlytherin456 reviews
"Vati…" The small voice was hesitant and even loud in the quiet, dense woods. "Why do I look so different?" A curse, Germania pondered instinctually. But aloud, he simply said to the youth, "Because you just are." From childhood until after World War Two, Prussia questions one thing about himself: Is he really evil, or is he not?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Prussia, Germania, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
A Mermaid's Tale by princessamaterasu reviews
The first rule of being a mermaid is don't get caught. The second is don't fall in love with humans. Somehow I managed to do both when I get dragged aboard the Queen Lady in a fish net by some grungy looking guys with swords. That can only mean one thing. Pirates... Mermaid!Reader x Pirate!England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,457 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - England/Britain - Complete
Hogwarts meets the Dursleys by hplover1999 reviews
Some of the Hogwarts students must go to the Dursleys for a month because they are failing muggle studies. What will the Dursleys say? Will Harry have to tell them all about his "family" situation. Update every two weeks. THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY Mkparttwo
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fangirling of The Outsiders by glitterXblood reviews
What would happen if you fell into The Outsiders, and met your favorite greasers. Only one person knows you're gone from now, and you can only communicate with them through texting. How long can you hide modern technology in a greaser vs. soc world. (read it, it's better than it sounds, I'm bad at summaries) PonyXoc
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Ponyboy C.
Death the Kid and the Book of Eibon by Cazark reviews
This story will begin Right after Soul and Kid go on a honeymoon to Australia The story revolves around the Manga series however I have not read it completely through so from my understanding of the quick reading there are going to be drastic changes. The main villain's of this story will be Noah. DISCONTINUED(Until not lazy)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Death The Kid, Soul Eater]
Eurovision Losers' Club by addledwalrus reviews
The story of the 'We Have Yet To Win Eurovision Club'. Written in preparation for the upcoming contest. Mostly crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Finland, Iceland - Complete
Hetalia: Battle of the Bands! by ImaginaryParchment reviews
The Nordic 5 challenge the Axis Powers plus England, America, France, and Canada to a battle of the bands. What could go wrong? A lot, unsurprisingly. Also, watch out for PLOT TWISTS! (This fic does not contain any pairings. :))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Complete
Hetalia Ronpa: Of Luck and Despair by DespairinglyLuckyYou reviews
A series I'm working on. When Kiku Honda wakes up, all he can remember is his name, and that he is the Ultimate Luckster. Soon, he finds out that there are several others in the same situation as him, and they are all suddenly thrown into a deadly kill or be killed game, with the strange Monokuma as their headmaster. T for now, but will probably go up,.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, Greece, South Korea
YouTalia by akih1ro reviews
What If our beloved nations were youtubers? who would be a gamer and who would be a vlogger? who would be a parody maker? all your favorites as youtubers!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America
Sealand Sucks by xLittleFoolx reviews
England challenges America to raise Sealand, What follows are some cracktastic adventures in parenting as America tries to raise the Principality of Sealand with some help from Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [America, Russia] Japan, Sealand
Our Summer of a Lifetime by I-piTy-Da-FoOl reviews
Prim begged Katniss to go to camp with her, and of course Katniss caved in. Now, with all these unfamiliar faces, will she find the one to call hers? Can Katniss fall in love and finally let go with a person that has an equally troubling past? As Katniss overcomes snobby rich kids, possibly future stalkers, and past intrests, she finds one thing she can't resist. Fitness story!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7807 - Favs: 8,346 - Follows: 7,790 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The commoner by lilacflower2 reviews
Rosie is a young American girl with an unwanted past. This is why she was so excited to be accepted to Ouran academy and move to Japan. Sadly, she has no clue how to make friends, so when she is forced to join the host club as the first real girl host, she not only learns how to be a good hostess, but how to stop herself from pushing people away. Welcome to the Ouran Hostess Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,546 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., Kyōya O., OC - Complete
The Wish Assistant by Adrienne Valentine reviews
Amelia Samuels was your average Comic-Con nerd. She dressed up, waited in line to get swag, and dreamed of a chance to meet the real Avengers like in some of the silly fan-fictions she read. Little did she realize that she'd get her wish soon enough. Insert, slight AU, silliness ensues. NOTE: I am rewriting this version and republishing it to coincide with the latest movies.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,744 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Of Motorbikes and Tutoring by SebbyCiel5927 reviews
Highschool AU. Gilbert has a motorbike. Matthew likes Gilbert. But why would the popular albino ever look at the little Canadian boy who's not even cool enough to ride his motorbike? Gilbert likes Matthew. But how he'll get in touch with him if he's so shy? Everything changes when the French and Literature teachers strike up a bet...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Canada, Prussia
The Stereotype Song: How it came about by Infinite IceFire reviews
The stories behind the lyrics of The Stereotype Song, by Ray William Johnson, Hetalia style! Sucky summary... but the story is better! Please R&R! Rated T for some language and slightly inappropriate material.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014
The World Watches Hetalia by Maelstrom Alert reviews
What happens when Sealand and Wy discover Hetalia at a World Meeting, and everyone watches it? Follow the nations as they discover everyone's secrets and some other stuff. Warning: Contains language. Oh, and Romano. Rated T just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - N. Italy, Sealand, Wy
Ouran High School Host Club: Arrival of the New Hosts? by RoxyT reviews
(recently edited and proofread!) Out of nowhere, 2p! Italy decides that he and a few other countries should go to Ouran Academy. Meeting the host club was not technically part of the plan…
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,342 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013
Oh Crap! I Hear Music by Bookluver1999 reviews
Set in fifth year. An unknown person has cast a spell that is making everyone sing their feelings. Relationships will be formed and broken. Who did it? Why did they do it? When will it stop? Hermione's POV. T for swearing. Very AU towards the end. Some people OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Can You Be My Hero? by LPA-DTKIH reviews
Madeline Williams just moved from her old school, hoping to start fresh from what happened the last few months. But what happens when some of her old classmates see her in a cafe with one of her friends? Fem!Canada x America. One sided Fem!Canada x Prussia. Rating May Go Up. **Rights go to rightful owners**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 70,242 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [America, Canada] - Complete
I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,477 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
HetaWorld Online by Sorabirdsa reviews
Japan develops an online RPG game that is based on the player's memory. Some memories are, however, better left untouched; so, when the countries are sucked into the game, they soon find themselves going up against their darkest memories... and each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,965 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014
I Wanna Be A Canadian Idiot by LemonYellowCoat reviews
PruCan AU: In which Matthew meets Gilbert, start a band, and get roped into a battle of the bands. Along the way, they screw literally everything up. Human names used, story is way better than summary. Rated T for language and sexual references!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,496 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Canada, Prussia
Ten-faced by rajikka reviews
Lovino was a walking mass of insecurities and inferiority complexes. When that prevents him from confessing his love to Alfred, he creates 9 other 'Faces' that can. (High School AU, Romerica)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,778 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, America - Complete
In The Shadow by rexlover180 reviews
Matthew Williams is one of the adopted sons of the famous Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy, the one that doesn't like the spotlight. One day, he gets kidnapped by the infamous Gilbert Beilschmidt, the criminal that has never been caught. As his family is desperate to get him back, Matthew finds himself oddly wanting to stay with the criminal. PruCan and FACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 119,191 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Bring Your Children to Work! by A Field of Starlight reviews
It's meeting time, and America somehow manages to make everyone bring their children. Let the craziness ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Olympic Madness by orangepencils reviews
The Winter Olympics are back and Matthew and Gilbert are ready to watch all of the sporting events.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed to do in Glee Club by Falloutboy99 reviews
Rules of what cannot be done in Glee Club. Updated Weekly and Excepting Ideas for new rules.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,858 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
Raising Fins by levy fai reviews
The tale of Finland and Sweden raising two twin girls and Peter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Sweden, Finland
Trouble In Victoria's Secret! Why wasnt I invited? by littleblackjacket14 reviews
Maka and Tsubaki are invited to be models for Victoria's Secret! But Soul doesn't want Maka walking around in underwear! Will Soul tell Maka his true feelings? And will it make her turn down the job? Also, Liz is feeling left out. Will she sabotage the girls for a spot of her own? Parings: SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Maka A., Soul Eater, Tsubaki N.
Romeo and Cinderella by DominoTyler reviews
"This is the story of how I, Hermione Jean Granger, lowly bookworm and Order of the Phoenix member, found out I was a princess, and saved all of the Wizarding world, all the while learning manners, surviving ballroom dancing with complete strangers that wanted to marry me, and, shudderingly, the arranged marriage to the most surprising person of my life." Dramione! Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,469 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
On My Doorstep by Masaki-Hanabusa reviews
By surfing the internet, Alice accidently stumbles across Heta-Fantasies, a website that sells life-sized Hetalia dolls. Or at least, that's what she thinks they sell until a walking, talking Prussia unit is delivered to her doorstep. A Hetalia Unit story. Mulitple units, OCs. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,440 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Prussia, OC
Spangled by CheetahStar123 reviews
A series of one-shots detailing the life and times of the lovely Amelia F. Jones, or to most, the United States of America. There will be love, tears, laughter, and the occasional boob joke, so come along for the ride and prepare for the awesomeness that is America. (RusFem!Ame) Chapter 23: All The Songs And Sexual Innuendoes Learned On An 1800s Whaling Ship
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,203 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada
Flower Petals by StupidBro reviews
After graduation, Nick and Jeff hadn't seen each other. They haven't been in any kind of contact. After 5 years, they finally meet again in really unexpected place. But Nick doesn't realize that Jeff's life is not as normal as it used to be. Rated T for small violence in later chapters
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Jeff, Nick
Kill Gil by aphtrashbin reviews
Gilbert is a small town superhero. Too bad the love of his life is the girlfriend of the man who wants to kill him, he's the single income for his four year old brother, and his date just wants him dead. Some gore. Pruhun. Dystopian AU. Remake in progress! Check my profile for "Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,215 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Letters to the Celtics by princesslu25 reviews
The Celtics will be answering your letters! Scotland, Wales, England, Ireland, and Northern Ireland are here to answer ANY and ALL questions. NO RATED M! BACK FROM HIATUS! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland, Wales, OC
Death the Kid's Soul Scythe by Cazark reviews
This story is a romance between two boys Soul Eater Evans and Death the Kid. If you do not like this kind of thing please do not hesitate to move on to another story.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Soul Eater, Death The Kid] - Complete
What it means to be a big brother by 42Lia reviews
Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,896 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Can You Imagine by OliviaR5Warbler reviews
Nick's little sister knows that Jeff is the perfect Prince for her brother. There is just one tiny problem. Jeff is her imaginary friend and to Nick, he technically doesn't exist. This may be just one of many bumps in the road of the two proving that Nick and Jeff need each other. As a side note, I wrote this before 5X02 was aired so this is actually my own idea thank you xxx
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Jeff, Nick] Kurt H. - Complete
The Allies Club by Pozagee reviews
"They only met once, but it changed their lives forever." Human!AU. Breakfast Club-esque. Five boys from different cliques are forced to spend a Saturday in detention together. While there, they learn more about each other than ever imaginable. Main characters: Russia, America, England, France, China (Human names used). Various pairings (RusAme, FrUk, etc.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,912 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Russia, America, England/Britain, France
Wearing The Male Uniform, Island Style by RapunzelInTheSnow
Shetland Islands is argumentative, crossdressing, a bit unhinged and obsessed with proving her ability to resist romance. She is in her first term at the academy and along with her twin, Orkney, she is wearing the opposing uniform while trying to live life crazy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,755 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland
The Lovely Bones of Ponyboy Curtis by Chick1966 reviews
"I'm going to die tonight, I thought". Ponyboy was murdered, but his spirit is still with his brothers and friends. In Ghost form, He must help the gang find out who his murderer was before someone else winds up 6ft under. Was it just random or did this murder have a cause to it? Find out as the countdown to find the dangerous killer begins.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,720 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Ponyboy C.
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Life Everchanging by KeyBlader2.0 reviews
It has been a short time since Gaea was defeated, and everyone should be happy, but that isn't so for Percy Jackson, who is depressed over Annabeth choosing to end their relationship. Though when someone special arrives at camp, his whole view of things may change.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,020 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Calypso, Percy J.
Percy, I shrunk the Gods by Donakiko reviews
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You messed around with ancient FORBIDDEN Greek magic and have turned the most powerful beings in existence into BABIES!" One mishap leads to a chain of trouble as Nico's accident with Hecate's magic turns the immortal Gods into moody toddlers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012
Little Ocean, Smallest Sea by UnluckyWriter reviews
During a fight with Kronos and the Demigods, Percy was turned into a 5-year old! With no memory of who he was, Percy's stuck with...Luke. Contains slash! And some potty-mouthing! Pairings: Luke/Percy and others...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,294 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Luke C., Percy J.
Prinzessin by edwardandbella4evah reviews
Courtney and Duncan in the times of the Holocaust. Courtney is a Jew, and Duncan is a German soldier. Not your average D/C holocaust story. Read and Review!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,993 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Its own special kind of apocalypse by Asterysk reviews
Being a nation comes with a few ground rules: the first being that for everyone's safety, nations don't exist. But with the dawn of the internet, someone was going to start piecing together the traces they left behind sooner or later. Can they all pull through the rough times ahead, or will the world be changed beyond recognition? (T for language and violence. My first story!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,161 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, America, France
The adventures of Nico diAngelo, son of Hades by PJO FOREVER reviews
What happens when Nico meets the Flock? What about the Cullens? We all know Nico travels a lot. We just don't know who he meets while on his adventures.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Nico A.
Two Steps Forward by szynka2496 reviews
That moment when you thought you could enjoy your Christmas holidays without any problems but then you get stuck with a school project that needed to be done in pairs. Only solution? Spend those three weeks with your project partner. Could it get any worse? Yeah, there's that thing called Extremis. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language. SEQUEL TO 'ONE STEP ASIDE'.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,498 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper, Harley K. - Complete
It'll All Be Alright by breakaway27 reviews
"You're Charlie Weasley?" He nodded, setting his drink down slowly. I swallowed hard and gave him a weak smile. "My name's Abbygail...and I think I'm your daughter," I admitted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,225 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
The Embrace of Death and the Kiss of Life by GarGoyl reviews
With barely any memory of her past life as a meister, Maka was sentenced to serve in a Temple of Death for the rest of her days. But maybe death is not the only way out… Kid/Maka darkfic, slightly AU. Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,160 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
An American apocalypse by theRandomscrolls reviews
You're reading my journal. That's ok, 'cuz when i wrote it hoping someone would find it and read it. I hoped that someone would know my name and the names of the amazing people surrounding me when all the zombies were shot and burned, and our bodies had been buried or eaten. So go ahead. Read it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America
The Hunter and The Joker by daltonacademybro reviews
Dwight has been harboring a major crush on Ethan Brightman. But he isn't sure how to tell him.. Why not make an ass of yourself? Pairings: eventual Sebevan, Dwighthan, established!Rane, and many more. Set in CP Coulter's Dalton-verse.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Daddy Smosh by Redphanqueen reviews
There are now new additions to the Smosh family!, witness as Anthony and Ian try to balance fatherhood while also being Youtube sensations?Can the boys handle it? What sorts of Adventures will they have?...Anthony/Kalel and Ian/Melanie
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 73,651 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Smosh - Complete
Footprints in the Sand by Rodgie-xx reviews
The darkness was all consuming. But with one offer that he could not refuse, Kurt finds himself thrust into the chaotic upper class world of Dalton Academy. He is faced with many surprised and a few challenges as he struggles to find his feet in a new school. But for once he can see a way out of the darkness that has been threatening him for so long. Klaine & Smytheberry AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Rachel B., Kurt H., Puck, Dalton Academy Warblers
Duplicate by MintCleaves reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt probably should have stayed away from Berlin. If he had, he would've never learnt that he was the 'human counterpart' of the country Prussia. And if he'd never met Prussia... then he would've saved himself a whole load of trouble. Eventual PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Prussia, Canada
Spain And Romano's Blog by EpicJACI reviews
Guess what? Spain and Romano are starting a new blog. Care to join them? Will be updated every Friday and weekend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 110 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Tell Me Your Secrets by BeautyInTheLibrary reviews
One school assignment during self esteem month to let out your secrets but not really share them. One little paper set off a mountain of trouble. Especially when those secrets get out. /Highschool AU multi-pairing. PruCan USxteacher!UK Spamono Sufin SeaLat Rochu, ect./
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Fanboy by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
My sister is the one who liked Hetalia, not me. So why was I stuck in a world where all these crazy sex-driven perverts claimed to be countries? Why is it that the one guy meant to help me on my stupid quest is an obnoxious idiot? Did I also forget to mention that I'm in a girl's body? With boobs? I hate my life. –Satire look on APH fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,752 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus, OC - Complete
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
Sunflowers by Souboshi Shinomouri reviews
Ivan wants a land all his own, a land that grows sunflowers, a land that is not ravaged by General Winter. He will go to a great many lengths to achieve his goals, but what happens when a certain hero gets in the way? RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 12/18/2010 - America, Russia
Happiness Blocks by AppleBagel reviews
Even when he was five years old, Matt was anti-social and had trouble making friends. But then this weirdo white-haired kid started giving him building blocks. . . . (2p!PruCan as little kids. Written by Apple. Cover image by OtherworldlyArtist.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] Parallel Nations
Scarlett Potter and the Philosophers Stone by 0-MischiefManaged-0 reviews
Turns out I'm not inventive enough to come up with a different title. Harry Potter and his twin sister, Scarlett (how cliche of me), are going to Hogwarts - where chaos ensues, and Scarletts becoming friends with a pair of redheaded twins does not help the situation at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
In Her Shoes (Walk on the Fem! Side) by Sir5er reviews
When Britain curses Prussia on accident, Prussia is in a whole new heap of trouble when he discovers he has been turned into Fem! Prussia! Can he break the curse and return to his awesome manliness before he's doomed to be like that sissy, girly-man, Austria for the rest of his life? But Prussia isn't the only one cursed... Rated T for language, gender-confusion, and obvious themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, Russia, Prussia
Dear FanFiction by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The characters of PJO write to FanFiction and its authors. It concerns slash, lemons, pairings, OTP's, Tumblr posts, Tweets, pop culture, current affairs, and the stories in general. Just for laughs and fun, no harm intended! Rated T for language, references, and a very sexy Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Hetalia Academy by PastaStalker reviews
You go to a new school with sexy countries. Not much else to say here. Reader x England, Reader x America, Reader x France, Reader x China, Reader x Russia, Reader x Japan, Reader x Germany, Reader x Italy, and Reader x World (the other countries). Rating may change depending on what happens in the later chapters, hehe matureness. Review, favorite, and follow! O/O
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013
Accidentally In Love by BritishIslesDame reviews
Denmark x Reader. Your drama class was finally given the culminating assignment for the year. You were paired up with the one man you disliked the most in the class. Later, you learned he was the cure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Denmark - Complete
Something for Everyone: Comedy Tonight! by 91RedRoses reviews
A Hetalia version of "A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum." You'll get laughs, cross-dressing, Prussia, desperate lovers, chase scenes, and the reason you should never argue about ninjas vs. pirates. No high-brow deep tragedy, just some good fun. Rated M for language because Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - America, Lithuania, Canada, Prussia
TransFigured by picascribit reviews
Trans!Remus AU, 1971-1977: Remus has a secret: he's not a werewolf. See first chapter for possible trigger warnings. This story gets much fluffier and less angsty after the third chapter. Written 2012-2013, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,253 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
What I Learned From Supernatural by xxmaskedchickxx reviews
This is my list of things that I've learned from Supernatural. I have been keeping this list since season 4 and it has grown rapidly with the help of some twitter friends. The list is based off of things from season 1 to season 8.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012
The True Never Set Me Free, So I'll Do It Myself by ohyouknow1231 reviews
"Is everything fine... Is the baby...?" Remus asked "She's fine Madam Pomfrey said that you didn't have enough hormones to support the baby. So as long as you wear a patch you should be fine, but you have weekly checkups." Sirius said "She?" Remus asked
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Skies are for Flying In by WrenTheGirl reviews
Ciara Cooke is a Gryffindor with an obsession for quidditch. Follow her through Hogwarts as she impresses the seventh year captain with her ability, earns the trust of the Weasley twins, and makes her professors despair for her grades!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 12,683 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Totally Awesome Niff Drabbles by ReNickyAndJeffySittingInATree reviews
Totally awesome drabbles with star-kid, Starbucks and the R5 family! I hope you enjoy! :) Lana xxx
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Nick, Jeff
We've Had Enough by WingDawn reviews
They've read your work and they're not happy. The Gods and demigods have had it with these crazy stories! It's time for fanfiction authors to know what the characters think of their stories.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012
A Hetalian Facebook by SwampyGreenie reviews
It all starts with Gilbert posting a new picture. How bad can Facebook get with the comments of our favorite Hetalia characters? :) Rated M for suggested themes and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Prussia, Canada] France, Hungary - Complete
You'll Miss Me When I'm Gone by AstonSilver reviews
The day started out as normal, finding trouble over everything because of who he was, what he was. Everything changes, though, when the new kid in class starts up a conversation with one of the school's punks. What happens when the two punk kids get drawn in by the new brothers in school. Punk!EnglandXAmerica and PrussiaXCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [Canada, Prussia]
The Cruel Standards of Buying an Apartment by sistokid reviews
SLASH. All Zack and Freddy need to do is move into the stupid apartment; what could possibly go wrong? Besides, of course, fires, comas, pretending to be gay, and supremely squishy beds. Freddy/Zack
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,866 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Freddy J., Zack M. - Complete
Under Men's Clothing by XenaDog reviews
Every nation has their secrets, however, two in particular have managed to keep something hidden throughout history. Chaos ensures when more and more countries find out the truth. Genderbending, Fem!America and Fem!Italy. Pairings: Heterosexual GerIta and Ameripan. Filled with General Humor, Sibling Fluff, Random Plot Twists, and a moderate sprinkling of Romantic Fluff throughout.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,313 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] [Japan, America]
Back in Time by rexlover180 reviews
Gilbert has made some bad choices in his life. In an effort to fix them, his family decides to bring him to a small town to go to school. At first, Gilbert can't stand it, it's almost like he was brought back in time, but maybe a little Canadian can change his mood. PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Bubblewraped Heart by McflyNiffDaveFrancoFan reviews
Jeff didn't know about the rock salt slushie, so he rebels against The Warblers. He has been betrayed by his boyfriend and fellow friends. What is he to do now? Rated M for language. Slash, language, violence. Niff, Pinn, Klaine, Britana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,814 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Really Riley, Really? by Riley Lupin-Black reviews
The two self proclaimed twins had just moved into their grandfather's house, and Riley accidentally clicks on a pop up ordering Hetalia Units. Rena is not pleased, weren't the snuggies enough?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - America, Prussia
Meeting The Continents! by pompom1124 reviews
The continents come to visit their kids! Most of the Continents cant get along and Oh Oh! America's and England's mothers might hate each other. Problem is America and England are in a relationship. Secret wise too! Can America and England make their moms be friends again or will they have to risk being together? Will the continents stay after that issue? If so prepare for mayhem!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,992 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - England/Britain, America
Let's start a Revolution! by Percyjacksonfan16 reviews
Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of some things in the HoO and PJO series? Here is the place to express your thoughts and feelings about the characters. Jason, Percy, Piper, Annabeth, pairings, and tons of stuff. First subject: Percy and Jason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
I'll protect you, I promise -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Dan runs away with his newborn little sister, hoping he can help her have the life he always wanted. As a seventeen year old boy raising a child isn't easy. what happens when a mysterious blue eyed boy named Phil takes an interest in them both. Please read. I promise it'll be good. you know i'm terrible at writing summaries D:
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,929 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The World meets the UK brothers by Pastalove reviews
There was another world meeting happening when Britain has a visit from his older brothers. What are these countries like and how will the meeting go? Sorry crap at summaries but please read. I am Scottish so if there are words that are hard to read just say. All comments welcome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/13/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
In Neverland, the skies are blue by sinnerwithafuture reviews
Peter Kirkland is the boy who will never grow up. He's not a nation nor an adult, and he learns that he doesn't want to be either one if it means what everyone else makes it seem to. As the world ends slowly, he can only sit and watch as what he thought was set in stone comes unglued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - England/Britain, Sweden, Sealand, Scotland - Complete
Love Is Not Heard by sevinaq reviews
Post-War. Hermione and George are a couple and Fred's ghost won't stop haunting Hermione. **Warning** Contains swearing, mild adult themes and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., George W.
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
To be a Papa by TintedLoveStory reviews
Matthew Williams has recently received news of his half-brother's disappearance and abandonment of his four year old nephew, Peter Kirkland. He was listed as the best candidate (and most stable relative) for the job for being his new caregiver. Now he is the new proud, single, twenty year old father of a scared four year old. Rating subject to change. Possible future slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Canada, Sealand
Let Me Live Without It by TeaCakeTiger reviews
They hadn't interacted much since they were children. America had always been like an older brother to Belarus. Now that they're older, they're suddenly back in each other's lives. Things aren't like they used to be at all. It's surprising to both of them how much they need each other. Mostly America/Belarus. Some France/England suggestions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,005 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - America, Belarus
Wishing for a star A Hetalia CanUkr Fanfic by EpicClimax0 reviews
Matthew goes to Wal - Mart to buy a present for Alfred (for his birthday) however when he gets there he meets the most beautiful girl in the entire world. Yet, what happens when her older brother tries to stop them from being together? A Canada X Ukraine fanfiction. Rated T for some language and profanity jokes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - America, Russia, Canada, Ukraine
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Take Me As I Am by Imagine-The-Unseen reviews
Ava is a fourteen year old with a disturbing past and broken trust, what happens when she gets a job at MyMusic and finds out that her foster dad is a fellow staffer. will her past stand in the way of trusting her dad or even other workers ever again?
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012
Pray the Gay Away by MissButterflyChick reviews
Alfred, a confused teen opts to go to a special camp in hopes of being "cured." He doesn't find what he wants, but he gets what he needs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada
iDeath by nevvt reviews
(as mentioned in SoN) The god Thanatos has an iPad he uses to keep track of escaped souls- and as it turns out, there is an app to take lives. Things go horribly wrong when said iPad falls into the mortal world, into the hands of a demigod who's angry at life. Based on Death Note's main point.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Thanatos, Octavian, Percy J., Reyna R.
Love is Blind (A Danisnotonfire Fanfiction) by IAmWhatIEat reviews
Hi. My name is Lia. I decided to move to England in search of following my dreams in music, and instead I get hit in the face with this really awkward guy's iPhone and he ends up falling in love with me. And I think I might be in love with him. Maybe. And I think his best friend hates me. Sorta. Oh, did I mention I'm blind?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,927 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
Generations Of Sorting by superwholocked109 reviews
Lots of characters been sorted. However, this isn't just any sorting hat story...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
How to Seduce Hermione Granger by TheFifthCharmedOne reviews
George has dared his twin to seduce Hermione, and, being Fred, he can't back down from a dare. However, when real feelings begin to appear, can he keep up with the game he's begun, or will he be stuck in a stalemate? High Teen Rating - you have been warned. Hermione/Fred with Harry/Ginny and George/OC. Will contain swearing and sexual tension.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,842 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Gred and Forge by noshittwobit reviews
Emily Martens expects to have the same simple school year at Hogwarts like she has had the previous 5 years she's been there. But of course, her 6th year at Hogwarts turns a little hectic after she meets notorious trouble-makers, Fred and George Weasley. *Note: Oliver Wood's Character will appear to be in his Fifth year while Harry is in his Fourth*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,765 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Fred W., OC
Sleeping Innocence by Emily-Sage reviews
My life had always been a lie. My mother as she stroked my cheek and whispered "My sweet little girl" Or my dad as he hugged me tight and said he'd never let go. Truth is we all let go, he let go the moment his little girl, wasn't so little anymore. I let go of my innocence, my dreams. But that's just me, a common whore/prostitute, Clary Fairchild. (Teens 15 and up mature content)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,068 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Hermione Black by MelodiDam reviews
Hermione is not a Granger, nor a Mudblood. The brains of the Golden Trio is known in some circles and the Dark Princess. Some Order members are not what they appear to be. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Italy And Germany Go To AWA by BrinkOfTheDarkness reviews
My first fanfic! In this currently unfinished story, best friends Italy and Germany head off to Anime Weekend Atlanta to check out the awesome convention. But along the way the two are separated, leading to some humorous chaos with fangirl otakus. Enjoy and review pwease :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Russia
Italy's Daughter by Littlecosma001 reviews
Italy found out he has a daughter and she will be his capital. The only problem is that she looks exactly like her father. She will have to deal with being mistaken as her father for a while until everyone can tell them apart. Overprotective Italy, and an unexpected romance with an unexpected nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,616 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Neverland by Rodgie-xx reviews
Smytheberry & Klaine! The people you walk the path of life with can very well determine your future. This is a fact Kurt Hummel is only just discovering. When an unlikely duo along with the rest of their rag tag bunch, drag him away to Neverland, Kurt finds that his dreams aren't as lost as they seem. Welcome to a world where boys never have to grow up! AU, Formerly Childhood Games
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,537 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Hetalia and the Goblet of Fire by The Hero15 reviews
England and two other countries are sent to Hogwarts to watch over the Triwizard tournament, but trouble is in the air when one of the countries is chosen to compete in the competition and suddenly one of them goes missing. How will England manage to get by with the stupid frog and America by his side? And will he manage to keep his secret from the prying eyes of a certain witch?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,088 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, China
Sunburn: by DosentLike reviews
Ethan gets sunburned after their day at the beach on Friday. How will Benny help with his poor boyfriends back? Probably not the way Ethan imagined. Slash! BETHAN! DONT LIKE DONT READ, Also YAOI! Rated M for a reason;
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
Darkened Path by Ginny-Rose95 reviews
"He did not know what lay before him, on this darkened path, but nothing could be worse than what he was leaving behind." Magnus had left Alec, left him standing there as if he didn't care, without ever knowing the truth. Now Alec was doing the same, leaving without ever telling his family why. Warnings: MPREG, spoilers for COLS and Clockwork Princess. Crossover between MI and ID.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,521 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Brand New Day by Miss Helga reviews
Harry, broken and wanting death, goes to Voldemort to die. Curious as to his behavior, Voldemort and Harry have a talk about Harry's life. Voldemort then takes it upon himself to teach Harry the ways of the Wizarding World. Harry turns out to be a quick learner. Eventual Dark!Harry, no slash, mentor!tom, dumbledore-bashing, HBP-verse at first then AU later. Enjoy :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,732 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
My babysitters a vampire: Ethan and Benny by Freakflag reviews
This fanfic started out with mainly the Ethan/Benny relationship but has lately been turning into something I hadn't quite expected, but love all the same. There's some "hints" at Rory/Erica, hints at Sarah/Ethan (but doesn't go much farther than an embarrassing incident) and then there's the relationship between Jesse/Sarah which is twisted and beautiful at the same time. Enjoy :)
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,939 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Ethan M., Benny W., Sarah, Jesse
Heroe by face-catcher reviews
Antonio (Spain), Francis (France), and Gilbert (Prussia) are traveling across Europe and find themselfs in a small Italian village. When Antonio meets a young boy on the run... Well... no one ever expected this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
How to Trick the Ministry into Thinking You're in Love by SophieSolemnlySwears reviews
When a new Marriage Law is created and every witch and wizard above the age of 16 is paired off, Hermione Granger is furious at her chosen partner- or should she say fiancée. After finding a loop-hole in the Law, she needs another person in the same situation to help- and with Fred Weasley due to marry Pansy Parkinson, can he be the one to do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,426 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Apollo's Girl by kurama'scrystalrose reviews
Flare had a hard time believing in family, being abandoned by both her parents. Upon coming to camp, she was forced to come face to face with that term when she's sent on a quest to protect the only people she's come to care about, her father excluded.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Not Ready to Tell by ReadingFrenzie reviews
Nico just got back on the ship and Leo missed him and Nico isn't ready to talk about tartarus;leo not ready to come out to his friends.. Valdangelo,Leo/Nico,TRIGGER WARNING:self harm in later chapter,written pre hoh, INCOMPLETE-WONT BE COMPLETED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Nico A., Leo V.
Expressing our feelings through Music by fanfanficfreak reviews
Arthur is the new punk at school, he now befriends Reader-chan, for singing, and great taste in music This will be a musical.*HIatus*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - England/Britain
Hetalia for 7 Minutes by AWESOMEglace009 reviews
A random 7 minutes in heaven fic with reader-chan! Except, reader-chan is kidnapped by a America to go to a party! lolwut? Human names are used cuz I'm awesome! Whatevs, I'm just takin' space now! So peace off! Read, review, and REQUEST!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2013 - America, France, Prussia, Spain
Coming Together by Dawn Elliot reviews
Two years after the war, a new marriage law is passed. Single witches and wizards between ages seventeen and sixty are to be married in two months and before the year ends, the witch must be with child or with a newly born. With all this scandal, the Ministry has some odd couples on their mind as they bring together many people of various blood. Everybody has a right to be worried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
I Never Knew by potterblue1998 reviews
HermionexFredxGeorge...this is a bit of a weird pairing so if you dont like it please dont read it. Hermione moves in with Twins and learns all sorts of this she "never knew" I am not funny but i try nice. Rating only for the type of pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Fred W., George W.
The better Redhead by GreenPandaOfDoom reviews
Hermione discovers the truth about Ron's feelings for her just before she was gonna spend the christmas holidays with the weasleys. Unable to get out of going Hermione is forced into the weasleys household with Ron the cause of all her heartache. But there is another weasley to comfort her. FW/HG. RON!BASHING. First story so please give it a go. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Once Upon Another Time by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
Hermione Granger's best friends are Fred and George Weasley, two boys in her year and in her Hogwarts House. You wouldn't think they'd be friends, not the bookworm and the two pranksters, but hey - when you're friends with Fred and George, you start believing that anything can happen if you've got enough nerve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Ponyboy's First Love by Stay-Gold-And-Save-Ferris reviews
Ponyboy has a problem. Multiple problems really. Problems more commonly referred to as puberty, hormones ,and his first crush. Ponyboy has a crush on a fellow student that he knows he can never be with because this student happens to be Steve's little sister. This is a story about Ponyboy's first crush and the obstacles that come between them.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,785 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Ponyboy C., Steve R.
Better Than Revenge by AlwaysWithEmma reviews
Ron cheated on Hermione. Now she wants Revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,865 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Mute by tr1xx777 reviews
You know all those girl who are just perfect? And they go to Camp Green Lake for some strange reason and end up finding their Prince Charming and living happily ever after. Well, here is another story like that, the only difference, I'm not perfect. No happy ending is guarenteed and well, we'll see about that Prince Charming.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,640 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Complete
21st Century Breakdown by Color With Marker reviews
During American Idiot. Goody-two-shoes Christian, in the upcoming Class of '13, meets Gloria, a rebellious classmate who's known as "Little Girl" throughout Jingletown. As she drags him down into her life of drugs and destruction, he tries to help her out of it. Possible cameos made by the Idiots.
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Opposites Don't Attract by fuafua reviews
After a scary experience with the ghost of Emo, Metal and Hip-Hop are thrown into a very strange AU. Everyone's personality has reversed! Can Metal and Hip-Hop get back to their universe? Rated T for language.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - MyMusic
Falling in Love: Malfoy Style by TygerZ reviews
Draco Malfoy has been told exactly what he needs to find in a spouse. After years of his father's teaching, he now has a list to find the perfect Malfoy soulmate. But what happens when his soulmate isn't who anyone expects? SLASH H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Seeker, Chaser, Keeper by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he's looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart? Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,416 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Contrails by IndieFoxProductions reviews
Hermione Granger has nothing, she lives in an old, broken down house with her two best friends. Fleur Delacour never had to work or steal a day in her life, she lives a posh life full of everything that she could ever want. So what happens when these two meet? Set during the French Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
The Second Kalmar Union by Coffee-is-Life reviews
After the European Union collapses, major problems plague Europe -namely, what are all of the countries to do now? And, of course, Norway is the best person to ask. Perhaps not as crack-tastic as it seems.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - England/Britain, Norway - Complete
Teenagers a MCR fanfic by GothicToeLicker reviews
everything seems to be falling apart! with parent troubles, girl troubles, boy troubles, bullies, and just the daily challenges of adolesence, things can't get any worse, right? wrong. can the boys hold it together? MCR in high school
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Knob of the Turner by Blouta reviews
In a desperate attemp to set things right, Harry plans to go back to his first year. But when all goes wrong, he finds himself thrown into 1977 where more people than just his Godfather are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., James P.
A Night in the Vineyards by SmellofRoses reviews
Do you love the story of Ella and Char? What if Char had a cousin? Edmund is a prince looking for freedom and true friendship not about his status. Annabelle is a gentle and caring orphan, looking for someone to turn to in the cold world of palace life. What happens when their worlds collide? REWORKED AND TITLED "WILL YOU FIND ME IN THE VINEYARD?" UNDER FAIRY TALE SECTION
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete
The Other Promise by szynka2496 reviews
"Day 497- The roller coaster feeling in my stomach returned again, getting worse and worse each time. Homesickness. I longed for my old life as a High School student. I don't want to be stuck in the 18th century forever. I don't even understand century struggle of the Assassin's and Templars. Why are they fighting? And what for?"- ON HIATUS
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,278 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Connor K., Haytham K.
The Asian Mystery by Eraman reviews
This is a Wert so if you don't like it don't read it. Kurt may start out falling for Blaine Anderson but soon realizes his heart belong to someone else. Someone who is linked to McKinley and Dalton and when Kurt finds out just how that is he gets quite the shock. I dedicate this story to my grandma (älskar dig alltid)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,439 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kurt H., Wes - Complete
Press Start to Begin by madiisnotahipster reviews
Guys suck, I should just stick to video games and never leave my apartment. Thankfully, Dan lives in the same building as I do. My name is Atari, and this is how I survived the winter. My Objective: Find decent people in the world. Mission Status: In Progress, but I think I found someone that fits all of the requirements. Dan/OC, Phil/OC.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,586 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Broadcast Live from Hogwarts by marauders4u reviews
Marauders read and consider the reviewers question that they would ask James, Peter, Sirius and Remus if given the opportunity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,785 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Marauders - Complete
The Little Eccentricities by The Last Poison Apple reviews
Admit it, you always wondered about what's on this girl's mind. A collection of 20 drabbles from Luna Lovegood's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Lockdown by LeSlytherinPhoenix reviews
McKinley High goes on lockdown with Marley and Kitty stuck in the choir room together. Karley.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,027 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Marley R., Kitty - Complete
Haunted by Invisia reviews
Three parties after her. One wants her safe. One wants her dead. One wants to know who she is... It is 2001, and Hermione has just gone through her first breakup with Ron. Wanting to escape, she runs away to Hogwarts and takes the job as Transfiguration professor. However, she is plagued by the spirit of a troublesome prankster that just wont leave her alone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
10 ways to get a demigod girlfriend by RoyalDragoness17 reviews
Percy, Nico, and Jason host their own Documentaries on how to get a demigod girlfriend. This includes Percabeth, Thalico, and Jasper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Cetus Sirius Malfoy by Jesse Holmes-Strange-Stark reviews
Harry Potter is not really Harry Potter. So who is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
24 years ago by FriendofLuna reviews
When 5 year old Albus tries to eat a time turner, he, Victiore,James,Fred,And Rose, are transported back into thier parents fourth year, and you cant use a regurgatated time-turner...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Victoire W., Fred W. II
5 times Draco accidentally kissed Fred and 1 time Fred kissed Draco by b3yondimaginations reviews
It wasn't his fault. Stupid Gryffindors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Draco M., Fred W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the House of Bones by louisaeve reviews
When Susan Bones approaches Harry at the end of his fifth year with an invite that sends Harry's curious mind spinning this year is sure to be a fun, no interesting one …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Susan B.
Who said only kids needed Teachers? by avidficreader reviews
When Hermione lends a helping hand to George to take care of his kids, little did she know that the deal also included Fred.infuriating as he is,he's starting to grow on her.But can it be more than mere friendship?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,573 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Timeless by Tenacious Surrender reviews
They were only kindergartners when they met. The first time they talked was when Mark punched Eli. The first time they kissed was when he ran away. The first time they fought was when the girl with the pig tails stalked him. The first time she cried was when he was in the hospital. The first time he was happy was the first day he saw her.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Clare E., Eli G.
Story Time by GennaWeasley reviews
BASED ON/RELATED TO CP COULTER'S DALTON! Imagine that all of us crazy Dalton fans were living in an enormous mansion, & each time a new chapter was finished, that evening was Story Time... Welcome to Warblerland.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
A Most Convenient Plan by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Hermione wants a baby. Draco needs to get out an arranged marriage. It was the most convenient plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,405 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My beloved by ItsOverWhenItsOver reviews
"I was twenty years old when I died..." Fred Weasley was born twice. Once as the son and brother tragically lost, and a second time, trapped inside the mind of his twin brother's daughter. Then something happens to Roxy. Something so terrible that it jolts him out of his silence. [Rated T, but contains mature themes. I trust people to know what what they can deal with]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Fred W., Roxanne W.
Save My Love For You by The One Who Ships Niff reviews
Nick and Jeff have a weird friendship: they sometimes have sex. But things change when deeper feelings start to get involved.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,237 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Stormy Starre by Stormy - Starre reviews
Opposites: Happy, Sad. Good, Bad. Black, White. Left, Right. Light, Dark. Lilac Starre, Penny Storm. Opposites.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
This Little Family of Ours by turnabout-wez reviews
Against the contrary belief, there's more to being a Warbler than being dapper and backing up the lead. They have their own problems, just like any other group of teenagers. The New Directions don't have anything on them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Wes, Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Letters by Rapunzeleyeswinchester reviews
Send in your questions or comments to the characters of PJO or HOO! THEY WILL ANSWER! ***ON HIATUS please no more questions I have almost 900 chapters***
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 882 - Words: 113,329 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012
The NeverEnding Labyrinth by percabethatw reviews
Takes place when Annabeth and Percy are 17. They're in a band with Luke and Grover. All about their life of fame. The Last Olympian didn't happen. R&R! PLEASE! :D PERCABETH PROMISED IN THE FUTURE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,591 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Warblers: The Road to Nationals by xS I L E N T Harmony reviews
The Warblers may have made it through Sectionals, but now the biggest challenge is underway to win Nationals. And the battle may not be the only one as inner personalities begin to clash among all the members. Secrets spill, words spread, and a little love forms along the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Dirt on the Grave by Winfan2 reviews
I love the boys so much that I gave them a younger brother who has so much of Sam and Dean in him its enough to drive anybody crazy; most espcially John. If you love lots of John and some discipline then give a look.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,412 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry's Yearbook by Sanity and Katlin reviews
Harry's going through his Hogwart's yearbook that every 7th year get at the end of their schooling, trying to figure out how Dumbledore decided on the placement of the pictures. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Are You Offering, Exactly? by Elder Schraderham reviews
MyMusic Show: Alternative is the newest techie on MyMusic. Idol absolutly hates her, Alternative happens to have a crush on Intern 2, while Metal is starting to see Alt in a different light. Dubstep is sick of the friend-zone with Techno. Scene and Indie are fooling around behind the scenes and have to keep it hush hush. Better than the Description! so much mayhem going on!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,552 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - MyMusic
Enchanting Behavior by theSilence reviews
When Stiles unknowingly confesses feeling a little under appreciated to Derek, he is a little overwhelmed by the Alpha's response and doesn't really know how to take it. Also known as the story where Derek listens too closely to song lyrics. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
A Necklace Of Thorns by DaGeekGoddesses reviews
Every problem in Pete's life has congregated to this. Angels, Demons, tattoos, the general supernatural, music, and Chicago intersect in this story. *Features MCR, FOB, P!ATD, Para, Cobra, and many more!*
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012
Butterflies and Hurricanes by EmbryTheInsane reviews
Self inserts. The bane of fanfiction. And I'm ACTUALLY trying it. I wasn't happy. But I was here. I did the impossible and now Embry Abdul is stuck in the world of Harry Potter. No powers. No clue. Just a knowledge of the series and fanfiction. So what do I do? Apply for the Muggle Studies position at Hogwarts. It's a simple change. But butterflies have caused hurricanes for less.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012
The Second Malfoy by roonil-bilius-wazlib reviews
When a plot to kidnap the children of blood traitors during Voldemort's first war goes awry, the Malfoys find themselves raising Ron Weasley as their own. Will anyone at Hogwarts recognize that Ronaldus Malfoy is not who he thinks he is? A 1st year story. NOT inspired by Hermoninny94's Ron Malfoy (I didn't know about her story until recently), but similar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,060 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Ron W., Draco M.
She's a Rebel by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
Song, lyrics, and cover go to Green Day. What will Arielle Jackson do when she finds she's Athena? That she has to save not only the mortal world, but the one on Olympus? And what about Hera? Does she still have it in for her? The final battle between Athena and Hera comes...but who will prevail? Is this story complete? You decide!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
His Sixth Sense by learningtowrite1996 reviews
"Darry," said Pony quietly. "I think I'm ready to tell you my secret." I listened, nodding for him to go on. "I - I see dead people." His voice was hoarse and frightened. I kept my cool, and tried to hide my shaking hands. "How often do you see them?" Pony took a deep breath and spoke very slowly. "All the time." Based off The Sixth Sense movie.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,261 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Ponyboy C., Darry C.
Eye of the Beholder by jashersashesonagrave reviews
EDIT: Kurt expected a lot of things from Sebastian, but being a teen dad? Not on his list. And as Kurt starts to get tangled into Sebastian's life, along with the Baby Mama, Rian, their daughter, Audrey, and their not-at-all-functional family, the list grows even bigger. Kurtbastian. AU after 'Michael.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Hermione's Secret by CheckersChance reviews
*Complete*The war is over, and everyone is happy, and with their loved ones. Except Hermione. Her boyfriend Ron abuses her, and makes her feel worthless. Who will be her savior, when her knight turns dark? (Warning, Graphic Violence-Please don't read if this offends you)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,435 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Lies I Was Told by greyeyes7 reviews
Hermione, Harry, Fred, and George are prompted to go into the past by Remus. What happens when they meet Tom Riddle and the KoW? What about when Dumbledore isn't who they thought he was? HG/TRJr., HP/PP, FW/DG, GW/LL, RL/BL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,797 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Iolanthe by Becky Blue Eyes reviews
AU. Theodore Nott loved his little sister, and he would do anything to make her happy. TheodoreXSue Li, rated T for teenage sexuality and some disturbing concepts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Theodore N., Su L. - Complete
Jolly Rogers Academy for Boys by Avila Naislin reviews
After being sent to live with her father, Ollie's luck only gets worse when she finds out she has to go to the prestigious boarding school, J. Rogers Academy. But as she starts to move in, she notices something very odd... she's the only girl. Now, stuck in an all boys boarding school, Ollie has to learn to live with her roommate Peter, his rowdy gang. Based loosely on Peter Pan .
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Peter Pan
It's a wonderful world of Dalton by XxPurplePerfectRosexX reviews
Basically a bunch of short one-shots based on CP Coulter's Dalton! Parings such as: Jogan. Kurtbastian. Rane. Chustin. Dwigthan. Evan/OC. Feel free to send me any prompts or idea you want to see written up! Disclaimer: Own nothing but story lines & ideas!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Freedom for your love by crowned queen of bitchland reviews
Prince Shane was kidnapped when he was a baby and brought up to be cruel and closed minded. Now he's back home where slavery is outlawed and mythical creatures are free. So when asked what he wanted for his birthday Shane will ask for one thing. An illegal thing. A wood nymph. Reed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers
A Fangirl In The Hunger Games! by Akela Victoire reviews
Violette Gardner is a major (obnoxious) Hunger Games fangirl. She admires Katniss, gushes over the sexiness of Peeta and Gale, buys lots of merchandise and writes lots of fanfiction. However when she finds herself as a Tribute in the 73rd Games, how does a fangirl survive the very thing she loves the most?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,918 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Other tributes
It was all a Game, at the Beginning by lunawarrior1234 reviews
"We both played this game before, but something is different this time... Tell me Rory Flanagan, who are you exactly?" - Sebastian RoryxSebastian!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,922 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Rory F., Sebastian S.
Dursley and Potter by florrieee reviews
Harry hasn't spoken to his cousin in 23 years, but one day out of the blue, he recieves a letter from him...and strangely it was by owl...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Complete
Observations of Success by keeptheotherone reviews
After seeing the twins' generosity over Christmas, Molly shares with George her concerns about the dangers of wealth and pride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - George W., Molly W. - Complete
Not your average story by Nudge819 reviews
When Dan and Phil have to take care of a 11 year old, their whole lives turn upside down and all around. Trust me, it's better than it sounds. Rated T for language. Have fun reading it! Llama, Lions and Wolves!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,082 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012
My Christmas with Remus Lupin by FamousNoOne reviews
Ahh, Christmas with Remus! After dating the teen werewolf for almost three months, Tracy Hartfield should expect to see the rest of the Marauders appear wherever Remus is... Shouldn't she?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Could Be Something More by donnalovesTVD4eva reviews
Sonny's best friend Porcha has an older brother which she and Sonny doesn't know about but when he turns up at Porcha's door everything changes for them both especially Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,128 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Bohemian Idiot by Color With Marker reviews
Same Bohos. Different musical.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Maureen J. - Complete
The One Who Noticed Them by probablyawful reviews
The New Directions individually remember Kurt's mom, and how she in just the blink of an eye made their lives just a little better. Rated T just to be safe. I might throw in some language, because it comes naturally to me.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - New Directions
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by susieboo reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
Extraordinary Way by GeeImKate reviews
Sometimes there's a certain way when a boy looks at you and you just know that he's into you. If that happens, then what? look away? stare in return? stick out your tongue? Who knows. OCxFreddy
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,079 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Freddy J.
Quite A Pair, You And I by Birdbeau reviews
A crossover between Paranorman and Monster House, focusing on DJ and Norman. Is an alternate universe and yes, contains a homosexual relationship. I guess it could be seen as friends if you take off your slash goggles, though. T for cigarette usage, some minor swearing, and paranoia. First time writing for either film, go easy on me.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Norman B. - Complete
Chances Are by fanficfanforev reviews
Hermione woke up after the war with a terrible surprise. Her life is forever changed, and she is going to have to learn how to live with her new handicap. If her new life wasn't going to be hard enough, she also has to deal with rengades who believe that Voldemort's view of Muggle Born's were correct. Can she accept her new life and help a friend find healing as well?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,694 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Change by szynka2496 reviews
"If you had the chance, would you change anything?" "I wouldn't trade my life for anything else." "Don't ever change. The way you are now is perfectly fine." Loki x Jackie One Shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Loki - Complete
I Don't Love You by BaronBiff reviews
In an attempt to re-obtain the affections of his former girlfriend, Angelina Johnson, Fred Weasley decides to spike her drink with a powerful love potion. Unbeknownst to him, however, the drink actually belongs to Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Fred W., Draco M.
Julian Larson and the Giant Squid of Ignorance by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
Julian Larson, Derek Seigerson, and Logan Wright all go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and are all Slytherins. CP Coulter's Dalton!verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
A Green Day fanfic:- Kerplunk is the sound of a Dookie by BTCC
Having received Green Day concert tickets from an anonymous source, Jess proceeds to stay at a hotel, meeting her idols who help her find who she is, after meeting them an incident involving a lift. Set in 1994 after the release of Dookie. Readers have input into pairings, review and rate to have your say :)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,443 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012
Sea of Monsters by Annie-marie6 reviews
Thrid in my Gods read the book, follows 'Freaking out the Gods' and 'And Basically Run'. How will Percy remember his adveentures in time and space and will he want to keep them when he does. Only Thalia Grace has the answers... and she hasn't met him yet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Percy J.
Maybe I'm Amazed by RulersAreRoyal reviews
MyMusicShow fanfiction. Indie hires a new intern called Throwback who only likes music from 1962-1980. She's Metal's new production assistant, and seems like Indie's equal. Will she fit in with the other misfits that make up MyMusic? Find out! Set during the end of episode 10 onward. Cover picture by me, IzziMonkee234 on deviantART. Previously "A Bad Idea," but that title sucked.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,483 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - MyMusic - Complete
Suite Life by UnofficiallyMe reviews
"What are you doing in MY hotel room?" Ariel thought she hit the high life when she was chosen to do a photoshoot with Vogue, but when she enters her suite, her life is definitely shaken up. One Direction fanfic
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,007 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
How I Became His Beard by IAmADreamer17 reviews
There was no way I could sign that contract. There was no way I could agree to do such a thing. To lie to millions of people in order to hide a secret. In order to make someone jealous. Why did I have to open my mouth? There was no way I could become his beard. A Harry Styles Fanfic. Harry Styles/OC
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012
Dominated by BLI- The life of the secret Killjoys by ifthecapfitswearit reviews
Enid, Jake and Matty live in a cold harsh world dominated by fear and suffering. But they aren't normal, they never have been. Until one day they decide to leave their home, their family and their lives behind in battery city for one last chance to live the life they've always wanted... (I do not own MCR or any quotes/ themes/ characters from Danger Days, only OCs.)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012
THE Phone Call by flipmeforward reviews
...or "The one in which Sebastian is so stupidly in love that he does things he never thought he would do"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Avenger High by tr1xx777 reviews
When the Avengers, Jane, and Loki get turned into teenagers, they will have to survive High School while trying to turn back to their normal ages. officially off hiatus.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,089 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Radio by afangirlalert reviews
Nick has to buy Thad a new Radio and while he is he meets the most beautiful blond boy ever. Way better than summary Enjoy! NIFF.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Inevitability by UntoldLies reviews
It all started because she couldn't just stay in her dorm. She had to follow them. She had to scold them. Now she faced an entire weekend alone with the Weasley twins. That was just the beginning of everything. After all, it's inevitable that you become close with the people you spend time with. Takes place during Hermione's 4th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
This Is A Pen: Percy Jackson Quote Parodies, V2 by TotalDramaKingdomHearts reviews
The original This Is A Pen, with it's 1000 reviews and 50 chapters, was taken down. And now I'm reviving it, bigger and better! With some of your favorite parodies from the past and some new favorites coming in the future, tune in for This Is A Pen 2.0! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Percy J., Chiron
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Because it's Cold by b3yondimaginations reviews
Fred wants to test a theory. Maybe a few. And Draco's just the one for them. But it just had to be out in the snow, to Draco's chagrin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [Draco M., Fred W.] - Complete
The Story of Squid by Dip Spoon reviews
Alaina Walker finds herself in a situation where she needs to disguise herself as a boy and enter Camp Green Lake to make up for her mistakes. What she doesn't expect is to find in this barren wasteland is herself, friendship, and even love.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Squid, Zigzag
My Date with Remus Lupin by FamousNoOne reviews
Tracy Hartfield and her date with Remus Lupin... and James Potter and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
An Amazing Encounter by hungergamestribute4019 reviews
This is for all you girls out there, who need a story of love in their lives
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012
Harry's very own Weasley twins by Ssvetlana15 reviews
Harry is abused and needs to be saved. One day his uncle goes to far, with the help of Tom or Voldy our favorit dark lord, he sends a letter for help. The Weaseley twins happen to get it, now with their "little one" they will do anything and everything to protect their small mate. Summary sucks. M/M/M incest, light bashing, and dark twins and harry, good dark lord and death easters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 362 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Fred W., Harry P.
The Sorting Hat Through the Years by SmurfNargles reviews
Every Hogwarts student is Sorted; every Sorting is different. Every chapter will tell the story of a character's Sorting from their POV. Main characters, lesser characters and Next-Gen characters all included. Follow all your favourite characters and hear their forethoughts then watch them discuss and argue with the Hat. Final Chapter: Lily Evans - now up! Reviews are welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 40,071 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Hogwarts Again by ProngsNargles reviews
Harry, Hermione,Ron and Ginny decide to take a trip back to Hogwarts. The one day trip turns out to be much more fun when they visit their children's classes and finally end up in a Gryffindor v/s Slytherin match.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
And Basically Run by Annie-marie6 reviews
Sequel to Feaking Out the Gods. The Gods read about Percy and Luke running off. Here they go again. Oh Gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Freaking Out the Gods by Annie-marie6 reviews
The Gods recive some books from the Fates and read them. This was not what they were expecting. Rating my go up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,949 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Melting a Heart by Coto524 reviews
There are many things that can strike you at any moment. Love (or at least infatuation) is one of them. Leo/Nico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Nico A., Leo V.
The Replacement by Annabeth Everdeen reviews
In a moment of anger, Indie lashes out at Intern 2, and Intern 2 decides he's had enough. After Intern 2's departure, Indie has to find a replacement for Intern 2 to pick up the slack. Multiple OCs will be introduced. Will Intern 2 come back, or has he truly left MyMusic forever?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - MyMusic
If You Were Gay by Color With Marker reviews
Mark gets annoyed when Roger pesters him about his sexuality. Parody of "If You Were Gay" from Avenue Q.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Greeks Have Landed by yourself-myself reviews
Just my scene of the Greeks and Romans meeting. I hope you like it. Reyna's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Complete
Superheroes don't always win! by TheSarcasticOneThatLikesMCR13 reviews
Gerard, Mikey, Frank and Ray are all superheroes living in New Jersey but they are not as nice as you would think. Read and Review. Hope you like RW xx
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012
Tobuscus's roommate by The Two Teddy Bear Doctors reviews
A Canadian Girl, age 22 decides to move to L.A. Her roommate ends up being stranger then strange…
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,678 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
Secrets are Secrets for a Reason by The Night Owl Revolution reviews
A MyMusicShow fic. After the staff finds out Intern 2 has a little sister who he hasn't seen for 3 years, they decide to bring them back together again. But now that they're back together again, they have to face their alcoholalic father, find out the real death of their mother and why they were wanted seperated. May include Dupstep/Techno and some Scene/Intern 2.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - MyMusic - Complete
Dark Side by Emma Panda reviews
Emma Shroud was a normal girl in the mortal world. Then, she's discovered by Rachel, who brings her to Camp Half-Blood. She meets a boy named Nico and finds out that he has an assignment from the gods: to protect her. With the giants rising, can she save the Camp from Certain Death? (On hiatus)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Nico A.
Life On The Murder Scene by foREVerTheMusicKid reviews
Scarlet Tod is a oprhan in Belleville New Jersey getting beaten alot because of her love for My Chemical Romance, meanwhile Gerard Way and the rest of My Chem are back in Belleville to live with their families. Remake of Scarlet And The My Chem World *ON HOLD*
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012
The True Value of a Laugh by Silly Shiro-Chan reviews
Instead of Harry being the same age as Ron and Hermione, What if he was the same age as Fred and George Weasley? Watch, as these three, along with their friend Lee, become the newest Marauders of Hogwarts! This might become a slash with FWxHPxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Fred W.
7 by teddylupin-snape reviews
Seven separate stories for each of the seven Weasley children: COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ron W., Percy W., Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Complicated by Dani Donnatella reviews
"Honestly Carter, You make it sound so complicated. Our Father is Osiris. Our uncle is Chief Lector. Our chaperone is an immortal cat goddess. How hard is that to say?" We know that Kanes, Now it's time to meet some of the other members of Brooklyn house.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,642 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Jaz, Alyssa
Reality Check by mirror in the sky reviews
Quinn and Kitty meet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Quinn F., Kitty - Complete
Turn Away by DaGeekGoddesses reviews
After her mother's death, Indie must come to terms with the father that she never knew, and remake her life in the wake of tragedy.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012
Is This A Second Chance? by Mrs.Malfoy007 reviews
During the Final Battle Hermione goes back to the Marauders era. Yes,I know there are plenty of these, but can you please read? rating may change.H/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Letters to Harry by Thalassa Promise reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask the famous Boy Who Lived a question? Now's your chance! Leave a comment or a PM and you can talk to Harry Potter! This fanfic is closed, however, you can still submit questions via PM to me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Against All Odds by mayawrites95 reviews
Now that the war is over Hermione thinks that her life will finally be able to get back to normal. But what happens when her world is turned upside down after she finds out that she's adopted and the twin sister of Blaise Zabini? Now she must face the pureblood world, jealous girls, harassing boys, and worst of all, her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,468 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The PJO Gameshow by Lovebug109 reviews
Enjoy this wonderful game show that I'm sure you'll love. It's hilarious, has people with different personalities, but this maybe different than game shows. Terrible summary but hey who cares. You just read the story and find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
We're just lucky we don't have a girl by Aidan's Eyebrows reviews
A really short fluffy fic about wizard dads and a stroppy teenager. It wouldn't let me add Harry and John as characters as well, so I'd like to point out there is Drarry and slight Johnlock. First fanfiction, please let me know what you think!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Draco M., Sherlock H. - Complete
Choke by XTheSonofHadesX reviews
Percy Jackson was a normal college student, until a mysterious guy showed up turning his world upside down. Now Percy struggles to know what's real and false. He struggles, not knowing if he's awake or asleep.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,610 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
I'm The New Cancer by TheNovelReality reviews
Laura has cancer and her dying wish is to meet Panic! At The Disco. What shenanigans will they get into? Rated T for language.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,378 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011
Then Suddenly Everything was Different by luckyendings reviews
Seven year old Anita goes to live with her mysterious godfather, Toby Turner, leaving behind Niceville, Florida and into a whole new life under the care of a man she never knew. A Tobuscus FanFic.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012
I'm Bored by JinxKatKazama reviews
This is just purely random of what the Kane chronicle charecters do when they're bored, you will also learn that it's not just Set who can cause chaos and up first it's the man, err god, of the moment, it's SET! Chapter 2 up, it's ANUBIS AND HORUS!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Set, Anubis
The Only Exception by Emma Panda reviews
Danni's parents have just died in a car crash, so she takes a trip to meet her godsister, Athena and be in the hit web show, Kids React. Then, she meets William, and her world is turned upside-down. Kids React fanfic. (On hiatus)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012
The Family Of Slaves by BeautifulLiexx reviews
Imagine what would happen if the slave trade still existed. When the Sterling kids are sold to the Duval family as slaves that they can use how they wish, friendships are made and stories of the past are uncovered. Contains adult themes and bad language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Jeff, Nick
The Brilliant Girlfriend of Fred Weasley by RavenclawKatt reviews
It's Katt's last year at Hogwarts, and being fifteen doesn't help, niether does not having Fred at school when Malfoy is still trying to win her over. Sequel to The Brilliant Daughter of Severus Snape. The second segment of The Brilliant Katt Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Beloved by ItsOverWhenItsOver reviews
[[Please do not read. Currently in the process of a full rewrite (see 'My Beloved'), and WILL BE TAKEN DOWN]]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Roxanne W., Fred W.
Finding Happiness With You by booksandteabags reviews
A re-write of the end of the movie, starting after the play and continuing on from there. Written in script format.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,593 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Todd A., Neil P. - Complete
Nico Di Angelo by PrincessOfSharpiePens reviews
What ever happened to Nico Di Angelo after the Titan War? How did he find Camp Jupiture? How did he find Hazel? Well here is you answer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Nico A., Hazel L. - Complete
525,600 Minutes by Color With Marker reviews
Mark passes out on Christmas Eve, and instead of Rent happening over the course of a year, it only happen in one hour. Crappy explanation, I know.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Mark C. - Complete
I'll Be There For You by Mondler101 reviews
Based on F.R.I.E.N.D.S After Graduation, Rachel followed her dream and moved to NY. However, after all the other senior's attempts of success fail, they manage to find their way to Rachel. Finn and Puck stay across the hall from Rachel, Quinn and Kurt's apartment, while Santana stays at her aunt's. Can Glee bring them happiness through this love and heartache? HUMOUR!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Quinn F., Puck
Harmony, Sugar and Rory's Freshman Year by GLDx90 reviews
Harmony/Sugar/Rory as Faberry/Brittana/Klaine kids!headcanon. Join the Unholy Trinity 2 in their first year at WMHS. Cameron from TGP is also included. SHIPS: Faberry, Brittana, Klaine, Tike, Samcedes, Wemma, Sebofsky, Niff. Possibly Sugarmony or Sugary and Harmony/OC.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sugar M., New Directions
The Hardest Goodbye of All by Color With Marker reviews
The original "Goodbye Love". Mark doesn't want Roger to leave him. Simple Marker fluff.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
One Step Ahead by szynka2496 reviews
That moment when you want to watch the 'Avengers' really badly, but the ticket seller tells you there isn't such a movie and you just want to rip of his head. And then you think it can't get worse, life proves you wrong and BAM, you find yourself in the movie. I hate my life. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff... BEING REWRITTEN
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,102 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A New Chance at Life by I am Piper Daughter of Athena reviews
Percy and Piper see Annabeth and Jason kissing. They dont stay at camp and have others feel sorry for them. Instead they run away with Nico to start a new life. 1 month later Piper and Percy are "siblings". Piper has become a world-wide model while Percy has become Hollywoods new top actor, but they thought they left their old life for good. they were very very wrong. RatedT in ca
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Percy J., Piper M.
Escaping the Past by RingosGarden reviews
Hermione leaves Britain after finding out she was pregnant with Fred's child- after a secret relationship. She flees to Ireland, where she's found by George. Thinking this will be George/ Hermione. Not sure how it will progress yet. Teen for now. Set three years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., George W.
I Hear You by larkgrace reviews
"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear." Thirty drabbles, each based on a one-word prompt. Connor/Piper. Day elevinish: prepared.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Connor S., Piper M.
I Need to Get my Story Straight by thekinglystar reviews
Post War, Oliver comes home drunk one day to Percy's disappointment. That evening there's a story about the two in the Daily Prophet. Tells the story of how Percy and Oliver got together. Percy/Oliver drunk!Oliver rating for minor language and drunk theme
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Oliver W., Percy W.] - Complete
The Ring On Your Finger by PotterIsMyPatronus reviews
"The ring on your finger has made you forget me, the ring on my finger has long been forgotten." Harry and Ginny are getting married, and Draco has been invited to the wedding. He can't wriggle out of this one, even if it means he has to watch the love of his life marry another... Written for Cheeky Slytherin Lass's Unusual Friendship Challenge on HPFC.o
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Draco M., Bill W.
Anastas by Dark Lord Duckie reviews
My name is Frederick, or Fred as everyone calls me... used to call me. There was an explosion... rocks everywhere. It hurts so much... looks like the wall may have had the last laugh after all. What happened to Fred after the Battle of Hogwarts, and how it affected those who loved him most. One-shot. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Fred W. - Complete
Miles Apart by sweet cheeks 5 reviews
Lucy is best friends with Liam Payne, but she wants to be more then friends with his friend Niall.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2012
Hugs and Kisses, Cuts and Bruises by VxSingsx23 reviews
Abused and neglected by her adoptive father, Avalon Ferrari has recently moved into town and quickly becomes the typical loser girl. Kids teased and bullied, but never really knew the fatal secret locked within her. Will one certain bad boy that grows close to her with an ugly reputation be able to find out and save the 16 year-old before it's to late?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Rodrick H.
Brain Jinx by Paralelsky reviews
"Those Winchester boys, jinxed them are. Sooner or later everyone winds up dead around them." - Harry was actually hoping that was the case. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Baby Fever by amos-mis-fandoms reviews
ClareEdwards is pregnant at sixteen, and her boy friend wants nothing to do with it. Who can help her through this mess now? Rated T to be safe for later chapters. First ever fanfiction. Reviews are prayed for! Disclaimer: I don't own Degrassi or any of its characters!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,191 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
News Feed by Old-Account223 reviews
Facebook! I know, not very original, but I really wanted to! Couples: Puckleberry, Fabrevans, Klaine, Brittana, Tike, Matt/Mercedes. Finn and Sugar bashing! Don't like, don't read! Rated T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Rachel B., Puck
And She Looked Good by Color With Marker reviews
Mimi's encounter with Angel when she experienced those few seconds of death.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Mimi M., Angel D. - Complete
Nothing Can Keep This Quiet by Kurtalicious reviews
Harry and Draco are in a secret relationship and have been for months now. With the war over Fred and George return to Hogwarts too, some strange things are bound to happen with these two back. Can Harry and Draco keep their secret quiet much longer? Drarry, don't like don't read, kay? After the war and Fred's alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Reunion by XxUnwrittenxX reviews
Ryan lets Sharpay talk him into going to the Wildcats high school reunion and gets a bomb dropped on him. Tryan, one-shot. Rated T for language. Review/favorite, please!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
Truly, Madly, Deeply by JustAPunkGirl reviews
Nico has a problem. The problem? His father beats him, killed his mother and best friend, and turned him to self-harm and an eating disorder. When he goes to a Center for teens, and meets Percy Jackson, will they help eachother to find out love isn't such a bad thing afterall?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
The Misadventures of The Way Brothers by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
Drabbles about Gerard and Mikey being Gerard and Mikey. From childhood to old men and in no order. Mostly AU. Number five: Eyeliner.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012
This Might Get CRAZY! by TheShrimpyGleek reviews
Random conversations between the New Directions and potentially the Warblers! Lot's of crack, basically a way for me to get out my crazy! Rating changed for language and some MILD sexual references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,350 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers
The Newest Marauder by elvendork-luvs-ginny reviews
Grieving isn't only for those who survive. Fred Weasley finds comfort in three of his childhood idols: Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Fred W., Marauders
Befallen by Mockingjaybird reviews
My take on how George felt/was when he saw Fred in the Great Hall during the armistice. Please review. One-shot. Also included as part of my new Befallen series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
There Goes My Life by TieMeDownToYourSoul reviews
A boy!Quinn and Rachel story, a little pregnancy fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
In Pieces by simplynotmyselff reviews
It's Jeff's turn to drop his daughter off at his ex-husband. What seems to be a normal rainy Sunday, becomes a ride down memory lane for Jeff. All he wants is Nick back as his boyfriend, husband even. If that could only happen, Jeff wished.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Saying Goodbye One Direction ? by Samino Chene reviews
This is a story of how Darcy, Harry's daughter, copes with saying goodbye to one of the boys who died. You'll love it! ****To the untrained mind, this may seem to be about a boy band called One Direction, but it is actually about a boy band I made up called No Directions *Wink wink* . Any similarities are just "Coincidences" but you can believe it is about 1D if you want ****
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Property of the Capitol by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
When she fails to convince Snow that she loves Peeta, Katniss becomes his property. Rated M for some language and allusions to sex.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Lousy Truth by livinginwords reviews
Clare, Adam, and Eli miss each other after growing apart. But when Clare is home for the holidays, will fate bring them together once again?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Clare E., Eli G.
Their Last Goodbye by espertortuga reviews
The Final Smosh. Anthony plans on moving, therefore Ian is finally faced with what he always knew would come: Filming the final episode of Smosh. Ianthony, but more friendship based.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Plight Of The Weasley Twins by HPkitty reviews
The Weasley Twins have a problem. They both just happen to be crushing on older, seemingly out of reach men. Only mayhem and mystery can ensue. SLASH. Oliver Wood/Fred Weasley and Cedric Diggory/George Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Fred W., George W.
The Truth by BBlover33 reviews
What happens when Troy gets pulled into the closet by the one and only Ryan Evans? Does he tell Ryan the truth? Same with Ryan. Does Ryan tell Troy that he has a crush on him? Read to find out!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Troy B., Ryan E. - Complete
Thoughts and Memories by TayaCurragh reviews
Months after the end of the war, Draco can't keep away memories of his times with Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
iCarly: The Musical by Color With Marker reviews
Carly is the new girl at Ridgeway High School, where it's not a normal high school- it's a musical high school! Full of romances, friendships, and oh so much singing!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,050 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Snow by Be My Master reviews
Harry hadn't been up to the common room yet, so Ron was worried and looking out the window. See what he see's and see his reaction! R&R, please. C: set in fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Babysit a Super Toddler by Kaytoko reviews
When Steve and Tony decide to go on a week-long vacation, babysitting duties of their son Peter fall into the rather incapable hands of the sons of Odin. Disregarding their lack of previous experience working with children, Thor and Loki agree to look after him. What could possibly go wrong? Domestic!Avengers, Toddler!Peter Parker
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Thor, Loki
Let Go by Taisi reviews
When Leo's brothers sneak him out of camp, it's because they think he works too hard. And Leo doesn't agree, but the little trips into the city are fun- until they run into one of his old foster dads, and all the progress Leo had been making at camp comes apart like something he didn't build right in the first place.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
Sing It For The World by galacticAcolyte reviews
In the not-too-distant future, an apocalypse ravishes the planet, killing billions. A new, controversial government, BL/ind, rises from the ashes. But out in the Mojave Desert lives a band of rebels called the Killjoys who defy the order and will never be controlled…My Chemical Romance/Green Day/Paramore/Evanescence/Linkin Park/Flyleaf
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,824 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011
Welcome to Warblerland by IncognitoNinja reviews
Dalton!verse: Kurt falls down a rabbit hole. Turns out, all of Dalton has been thrown into the Alice in Wonderland movie and its Kurts job to follow the storyline, slay the jabberwocky and get them out. But If he's late, they'll be stuck in there forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
I'll Always Protect You by grangergirl24 reviews
Hermione is confronted by her ex boyfriend, Ron Weasley at her and Draco's engagement party. What will go down? Will Draco protect her? Dramione oneshot -my first story so please read and review. I would love some good, helpful tips and tricks to make my writing amazing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Night Falls by JustMe133 reviews
"We knew it was wrong. We told each other that every day. We would always say it's wrong, never again, no more. But then the next night he would find his way to my bedroom and we'd be together once again, skin touching, lips meeting." Rated M for obvious reasons. BETHAN! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
Percy Rock Anthem by Glato Everlark reviews
Parody to Party Rock Anthem. Nothin special. Made before dinner. Tell me what you think.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Mother's Day by I.Weave.Dreams reviews
Tony tries to think of the perfect gift to surprise Steve with for Mother's Day. Peter explains what love is.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Carnival of Chances by HerRavenBoys reviews
Takes place at the Frostival in degrassi season eleven finale while Eli & Clare are enjoying each other's company. What happens when Eli starts asking questions? Read to find out- oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Don't Wanna Break Your Heart by loveu5missu6 reviews
Cameron/OC. Cameron got a girl pregnant. Nobody knows that the baby is Cameron's, and this secret won't be kept much longer. Cameron wants to be a better father than his dad.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2012
Through Their Eyes by SouthernBelle.Love reviews
Due to a complex spell, Hermione and Draco are forced into a world they never thought they'd be in - each other's. Forced to live in each other's shoes for a week, the two learn things are not as they seem. Secrets will be revealed ; SLASH HG/RW DM/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,050 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dalton: Senior Year by Sopphires reviews
Based of CP Coulter's Dalton. The boys are back for their senior year, mostly, at Dalton Academy. But even with each other leaving the past behind is never easy. Not when there's love, music, and a very different Alice falls down their rabbit hole. ON HIATUS!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers
Your Nephew, Fred by ImagineDreamForever reviews
George's son writes letters to the Uncle he never met. Sequel to; your twin, George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Fred W., Fred W. II
Wounded by TheUn-POP-ableBubble reviews
Hell Night was not kind to anyone, but some wounds run deeper than the flesh and bone. Nightmares are being realized. Daltonverse, Julian-central
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers
It Was Always You by onceuponanothertime reviews
Niff. Inspired by the Panic! At The Disco song "Always" Jeff is in love with Nick but feels as if he must hide his feelings since he's unsure of Nick's, so he rants out his feelings in vlogs, for his own personal benefit, until the truth comes out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,576 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Hunger Games Rane by NerdsAreAce reviews
Dalton'verse. When Reed Van Kamp and Shane Anderson are chosen to partake in The Hunger Games, Shane knows that he will do anything to keep Reed alive. This is the story of their time in the Arena.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Love for Draco by ma801ou reviews
Harry is the oldest son of Severus and Lucius Malfoys and Draco is his youngest brother. Draco was born a submissive wizard. Draco was homed schooled until he was fourteen. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Fred W.
Everything about You by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
They thought there was nothing worse than high school; and then college came along. Now, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis, and Apollo are beginning to realize that school, of any kind, is the least of their worries. Babies? Marriage? Temper tantrums? And what the heck is Hera doing to Athena? The mass confusion and evil has just begun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
BAG: Penguins Are Godly by vandals.and.scandals reviews
BAG: Penguins Are Godly. They probably just spelled penguins wrong. Follow Felix and his friends as they, corny as this sounds, face a challenge almost worse than Apophis: 8th grade. Drama and penguins ensue.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Felix, Alyssa
People Will Say We're in Love by Hester Golem reviews
Little fic about Oliver and Percy and those meddling Weasleys. Written to the style of the song People Will Say We're in Love from the musical Oklahoma! Hope you enjoy. O.W/P.W Perciver? Olicy? Post-War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Your Twin, George by ImagineDreamForever reviews
George writes letters to Fred after his death, telling him about his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Take the Chance by Someone aka Me reviews
In which Oliver is bound and determined to get Percy to fly, and Oliver gives the best inspirational speech of his life. Percy/Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Message Received by flowermasters reviews
Alex is bored in Miss Frost's class. Luckily, he happens to have Hank McCoy's phone number. -XMFC highschool mini!AU, Hank/Alex.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by SariShino reviews
Squid didn't want to admit it- but he wanted him. He wanted Ricky...Zigzag. Slash. Zigzag/Squid. Rated M for later chapters. EDIT: Got a title! Don't worry its not a songfic.
Holes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Zigzag, Squid
A Heart Attack at Seventeen by Watertreker568 reviews
Joss is a slayer. He's been one for a long time, and he is intent on getting rid of the vampire Vladimir Todd. So how will he react to the bobmshell his cousin Henry drops on him? Vlad X Henry. My first fic for this pairing, be nice please! T maybe some M
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Vladimir Tod, Henry] - Complete
Of Evil Plot Bunnies and Hot Characters: Redux by BeginningTheREVOLUTION reviews
Join the seven founders of The Revolution with some lost demigods on their adventure to prevent the happenings of The Heroes of Olympus. A new telling of the original OEPBHC. Please read the ANs. See profile for more details.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012
HETA by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
Annie, daughter of the head of a family bent on killing the counties, finds herself unknowingly working as the Axis's maid. Slightly AU, NO OC ROMANCE! Hopefully, better than it sounds. COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,070 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, OC - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
How Windsor found out about Dwight's OCD by NerdsAreAce reviews
A series of drabbles in which Dwight has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and how his friends find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Elementary School Escapades by loki-dokey reviews
A fandom mashup! The Merlin/Supernatural/Sherlock characters all attend the same elementary school, and are in the same first-grade class. Dean Winchester and Arthur Pendragon are best friends. Merlin makes Castiel cry, though he didn't mean to break it!
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Castiel, Merlin - Complete
Before It's Too Late by How Clever of You reviews
There are a few seconds between the bullet entering his brain and his actual passing.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Neil P. - Complete
Long Winding Road by Shira Lansys reviews
Bill once told Percy that life starts at Hogwarts. Which is incredibly true. The story of Percy: year one to seven. Contains Percy/Oliver slash. Yay. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
I Want You by RaeRaeLovesSlash21 reviews
All he wanted was some comfort, and Zig-Zag was determined to give him some one night. ZigZag/Squid SLASH! One-shot.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Squid, Zigzag
Precious by larkgrace reviews
It wears, it rusts, but copper never really loses its beauty. Connor/Piper one-shots. One: Tale as Old as Time. Happy birthday, Abby!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Connor S., Piper M.
Harry Potter by Sandrasandrah reviews
Based off CP Coulter's characters. Julian comes from the HP premiere and fluffy friendship happens.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Knowing by CarverrEdlund reviews
Neil and Todd have been going out for a few months when one night changed everything. What happens when the whole school finds out about their relationship? PERMANENT HIATUS
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Neil P., Todd A.
Salt and Sing by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
For 30 years, every Warbler Soloist to perform at Regionals dies. Castiel sends Dean undercover to figure out how to protect Blaine Anderson from becoming a pile of teenage meat. Too bad Kurt thinks Dean's after his... not-boyfriend. Dean/Cas, Klaine
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Dean W., Blaine A.
Stollen Pets by iamkitty reviews
Connor and Travis have some of the craziest pets! Learn about their pets and hos people find them here! Warning: Chapters are 600-700 words. P.S. Stollen is spelled wrong for a reason. It's supposed to be Stoll-en Pets...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Travis S., Connor S.
Na Na Noise! by ShipItLikeYouMeanIt reviews
A rather humourous fanfiction about Show Pony and the Killjoys. Read and Review!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
I Do by BestDayNever reviews
Ever since his best friend passed away, Vlad has visited Henry's grave every day for the last three years to talk to him. Tonight, however, Vlad has something special planned.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Vladimir Tod, Henry - Complete
Five Times the Winchesters Saw Through The Mist by bulletproof trucker hats reviews
Just a collection of barely connected drabbles, where Sam and Dean encounter the world hiding behind the Mist. No spoilers for much of anything. Reviews are always appreciated.
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
The Dalton Addict's Oath by silvercocoa reviews
For Daltonverse/CP Coulter fans. The vow to always remember.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Like what you see? by Pancake Pet reviews
Luke's a creative lover and Percy's too willing to obilge. Luke\Percy, that means Slash! Don't like? NOT MY PROBLEM! For the rest of you, the other warnings are inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Touching Rainbows by CrunchyRainbowTacos reviews
My first fic. How TwoBit's little sister, Kirby, spends her summer, making friends with a Flower Child, setting the kitchen on fire, and developing her first real crush. Summertime in Tulsa is anything but boring, even for a mute nine-year-old. COMPLETE
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,352 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Two Bit M., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Ask Jove com by Apollo Vengea reviews
Lord Zeus starts a website to answer the questions of his subjects. Have a problem? here's the place to tell! Who'll answer it better than the King of Olympus!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Zeus
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Wandering in Warblerland by SuburbanDisneyPrincess reviews
There's a new Windsor in Dalton... and there's something strange about "him"... will the boys of Windsor House figure out the secret? Based on CP Coulter 's Dalton! Rated T for language and violence later on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
Possessed by onceuponanothertime reviews
CP Coulter Daltonverse. Todd Hendricks is possessed by a demon and unplanned confessions between him and his roommate, Dwight Houston, come out afterwards.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
In The Closet by books-lover-1234 reviews
3 gimungo Holes fans decide to watch the movie one night. One woke up to 3 BOYS IN HER CLOSET! ZigzagxOC, SquidxOC, TwitchxOC. T for future swearing
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Zigzag, Squid
Takeover by Ninja Giraffe reviews
Daltonverse: Dwight finds himself somewhere that looks suspiciously like hell.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing by kawaii-panda-sama reviews
Emma Wilton. She's a neighbor of Ferris Bueller, a long time friend of Ferris Bueller, a Drama enthusiast, a go-getter, and she's pretty. No wonder she doesn't notice Cameron. Well you-know-who's going to fix that. Cameron X OC Not as cheezy as it sounds
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/15/2011
There's a Greaser in my Pocket by CrunchyRainbowTacos reviews
A parody of the song, "Canada in my Pocket."
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Hedgehog Enthusiast by DancingInStars reviews
Daltonverse. Or, 'How Logan Wright woke up to be accused of hedgehog-nap and coffee -as usual- solves the problem.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Teddy Bear by Gabz Jones reviews
Daltonverse. On the RP Dwight was texting Reed in the middle of the night, this is basically what was happening from Dwight's end. Dwighthan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Life and Death by Gabz Jones reviews
Daltonverse. Dwight Houston through the years, coming to terms with the loss of his brother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
My truth or dare percy jackson style by Rawker465 reviews
Yes one of the thousands of interactive Truth or dares. Got the idea from Writing Do-Not Disturb's story. I capture PJO characters. You send in idea's for them to do against their will.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011
Fairytales and Rearview Mirrors by FalselyTrue reviews
CPCoulter's Daltonverse. The times Dalton Boys and their counterparts had issues with the concept of fairytales.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Mother's Day by SouthernChoChang reviews
Daltonverse.What does Windsor House get up to on Mother's Day? Written before CP Coulter revealed their actual plans. One-shot
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Walk At Night by SleepyShuffle reviews
Some secrets are just too curious to ignore... /SLASH/; ZigZag/Squid.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Zigzag, Squid - Complete
Soul Swap by iTorchic reviews
Edward is having his annual assessment; Tamaki and the host club are cosplaying FMA! What happens when Tamaki and Edward accidentlly swap bodies! How will they get back! Rated T. Tama/Haru, possible Ed/Win. Ouran/FMA Crossover. Mistake put it on FMA board
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,872 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S. - Complete
Wish You'd Just Freak Out by loki-dokey reviews
A story siphoned from CP Coulter's 'Dalton', winter has taken hold of Dalton Academy once more and when a power outage takes its toll, the boys face a terrible night. Filled with baking mishaps, throbbing nipples and bitchy boyfriends. Klaine. Glee.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, Kurt H. - Complete
Reaper's Child by iTorchic reviews
England finds himself a little different as he wakes up after a night at the bar. With a wedding ring on his hand and an unexpected change in gender, how will Arthur, or now Elizabeth, survive? Inspired by a game of Sims 3. Rated T. Fem!England. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
One More Day With You Is All I Want by loki-dokey reviews
Killjoy Danger Days oneshot. Written from Party Poison a.k.a Gerard's point of view, he says goodbye to his friend one final time at the Mail Box for the Departed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Screw Poise And Rationality, Let's PARTY! by loki-dokey reviews
Brendon's incredibly camp and wants Gerard, but when he tries to get with him at Gabe Saporta's party things don't go to plan. Frank loves Gerard, Pete's all *ANGER* when Gerard is like "WTF THAT'S MY BROTHER!" and then Ryan's high.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,124 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cameron's Pressure by hochmodel reviews
Cameron is having a hard time at home. David Bowie and Queen help him let it out. I do not own the song, nor the characters.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Master by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kinky Klaine smut with Dom!Kurt and Sub!Blaine. Because Blaine has been a very bad boy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
iAsk the Cast by rOcKeR4LiiF3 reviews
Hey everyone if you wanna ask the people from iCarly something here's your chance just send in some questions or dares and they'll answere them in iAsk the Cast
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,220 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010
Wishing And Waiting For You To Come Home by loki-dokey reviews
This is dedicated to anyone who wants Ryan Ross to come back to Panic! At the Disco. Short Ryden oneshot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Ever,I'm Coming For You At Last by Twilight Chick 01 reviews
Roman contemplates on his feelings for Ever.
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Ever B. - Complete
We'll Find Some Other Way by loki-dokey reviews
My Chemical Romance one-shot. Frank is the manager of the major record label Skeleton Crew, who overhears a particularly amazing voice on a street corner whilst walking home from work. P!ATD and FOB references e.g character names.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Loyalties by lege et lacrima reviews
Seven years, seven moments that built a relationship. Zacharias had decided that he didn't need friends. Justin begged to differ. - Slashy one-shot - Legs -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zacharias S., Justin F. - Complete
Dwight's Supernatural Adventure by peeweequidditchplayer reviews
Most of the characters featured in this fanfic are from CP Coulter's Dalton so all credit goes to her. The Winchester brothers go and investigate strange goings on at Dalton Academy for Boys, especially at Windsor House...
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dean W., Blaine A. - Complete
What I am not allowed to do in CoVT by PandasWithBazookas reviews
I am not allowed to call D'Ablo Santa Claus and attack him because I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Vladimir Tod
Strawberry Cake by sistokid reviews
SLASH. Jake was just making a cake and now the entire school thinks he's dating Tom. Angered texting and hiding in an art closet ensue. Tom/Jake. Oneshot.
Aliens in the Attic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Tom P., Jake P. - Complete
Choice by larkgrace reviews
This is Teddy, considering his options while in his coma: Life, or Death? T for gore. Oneshot.
If I Stay - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
You Lost a Lot by Alien-Ariel reviews
Maggie doesn't fit in, and her mom thinks she's trouble. In a misjudged attempt to get her daughter back in line, Maggie's mom sends her to live with Aunt Iona. It turns out new friends was all she needed. But what about a new boy? Duckie/OC.
Pretty in Pink - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010
Tweedledum and Tweedledee by E.M Travers reviews
Just a little drama drabble that's been floating around in my head. Based on Cp Coulter's Dalton-verse.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
MarySue Fangirl by SemeUkeLurver reviews
"Kill the Pravus." There's a new girl in town, Fiorenza Cecile Angelique Violette Cherry Darkblood, perfect in every way possible. There's just one person who doesn't like this Mary-Sue. Parody! But I tend to overdose it with dark descriptions. Teehee!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Vladimir Tod
SING by loki-dokey reviews
My take on the My Chemical Romance 'S.I.N.G' video. Be prepared and grab a tissue - this one could have you sobbing...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Bond by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Hermione see's Fred fall during the Battle of Hogwarts but manages to save him using a forbidden Spell. The affects of the spell are unexpected, and complicated. Add ministry enforced weddings and you get one crazy year. My spin on the Marriage Law fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 76,040 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Miles High by Trashlife reviews
Fred Weasley/Oliver Wood Friends with benefits and pranksters can be dangerous... SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My Chemical Romance The Early Years by loki-dokey reviews
This is my beginning of the birth of My Chemical Romance! It all begins with Frank in high school, and then a new family move into the house next door...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2010
8th Grade Bites by Hinata888 reviews
" Vampires? Vampires aren't real. Nope. Not on bit. I would know. I mean, I wouldn't know. They aren't real, okay? Stop staring at me!" Vladimir Tod Parody Rated T for safety.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Vladimir Tod
Rainbow of Black and Yellow by ShatteredHeart-BlueSapphire reviews
He was alone, not in the literal sense of the word because he had friends, but his friends were currently all in relationships... except for one, but he wasn't gay... or was he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Justin F., Zacharias S. - Complete
Twins Share Everything by fredmyfred reviews
Fred and George are twins. And twins are supposed to share everything...right? But what if that thing happens to be Oliver Wood?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Fred W., Oliver W.
A Perfectly Unreasonable Punishment by DistractionPie reviews
Zacharias Smith was honest to a fault. He could be blunt and mean and he deserved almost every punishment he got. One punishment he didn't deserve was to be stuck in detention, unsupervised, with his almost-kinda-not-a-crush - Justin Finch-Fletchley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Zacharias S., Justin F. - Complete
Hogwarts Yearbook by Kona-Lupe-101 reviews
What will happen when Lily is incharge of setting up the school yearbook and wants a special award for Remus and Sirius. OneShot T for launguage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Badgering a Friend by totemo reviews
Justin and Zacharias are back for their final school year so it's their last chance to get their feelings out in the open. JustinZacharias. Oneshot. Brief reference to Four Days fic, but don't worry, you needn't have read it to understand this one!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Zacharias S., Justin F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Who's new to MyMusic? reviews
I really need help chosing a story. Please help? Details inside.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012
Wait,Ray Toro Is My Uncle? reviews
Lisa Counds gets the shock of her life when she discovers her long-lost uncle plays in her favorite band! MCR story.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012
Somebody That I Used To Know reviews
A friend of the Tweedles comes back for a visit. Daltonverse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers