Poll: In the anime fairy tail: Who would be Seme? Gray or Natsu Vote Now!
Author has written 10 stories for Soul Eater, and Fairy Tail.
Hey im psychochickie as you can see. I like anime, too many anime's to list but my main is Fairy Tail, Attack on Titan and Soul Eater.
Avatar Couple Currently: Naruto and Gaara becuase In the words of Abraham Lincoln...Why the fuck not? They're cute, they got the moments.
I have not and will not watch Naruto but damn if Sasuke x Naruto aren't hot and I guess a crack ship: Hinata x Gaara aren't cute as fuck. So if my avatar is one of those couples don't be surprised.
I am big Dere lover! Yan/Tsun/Dun/Kuudere. My favorite is Yandere because those bitches are fucking awesome and scary. Along with the Yangires, which is the same thing except without a love intrest.
My Fav Dere's:
Yandere:Yuno Gasai from Future Diary.
Tsundere: Kyoko from Skip Beat! I'm not sure if she counts but if not than Tsukuimi from Sekerei.
Dandere: Hinata from Naruto
Kuudere: Ikarus from Heaven's lost property
Yangire: Rena from Higurashi.
https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Soul-Resonance/164279/ - This is for CharmyxCream's Soul Eater rp. It's load of fun, click it!
https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Fairy-Tail-Rp/156226/ For my Fairy Tail RP
Alright, and since I saw some other people doing this, I will be doing this too! Because THE LOVE OF MY PAIRINGS ARE SO STRONG THEY CANCEL OUT THE WILL OF MY LAZYNESS!
Gruvia - Gray x Juvia: This is my OTP for this series and they my little babies even though one of them is a cold bastard at times and the other is a somewhat pathetic stalker. I love them so much mostly because of Juvia. I just love relationships of anime that have a love struck girl and a...okay I hate the oblivious guy but he found out eventually. They are just so perfect for each other in my opinion. Gray is cold and distant at times and would probably push most of the people he loves away, Juvia won't take that and stays with him even though he's a total dick to her. Juvia will do anything for him, she'd probably even hide the body! Which kind of makes her pathetic at times since he likes to be a tsundere at times and even says 'No, I don't love you' at one point. Also the fact that he is a tsundere makes me love this too. Not that I love tsunderes at least the female ones, but you can't wait until he finally gets over himself and figures out that Juvia's been there all along and is the one for him. And they can be really cute at times.
NaLu - Natsu x Lucy: It's cute and basically cannon. I'm more of a 'this is going to be a thing' shipper then a I ship it because I love their chemistry. Still they're cute and each character is awesome on their own in they're own way. Natsu is very protective of Lucy and I just love to see his freak outs when she's in trouble or sad and he's just the sweetest thing to her, I swear. And Lucy will go out of her way even when she knows she's weak and isn't as strong as him to protect him or help him out in any way she can.
Jerza - Jellal x Erza: My friend got me into this one because apparently she'll slit her throat and sink with this ship, so you know I gotta say something about it. Okay, so I like it because it's not like a lot of couples. It's one that everyone EVEN THEMSELVES loves to cock block them. EVERYONE. Dead people, the author, little girls, gah. Anyways, They're both overpowered as shit so you know, they can protect their own and each other phsyically. Emotionally Jellal is a wittle emo because of things that happen in the anime but that's understandable and Erza's bitch slapping him and trying to tell him to stop sulking and take it like a man. Which he does. Well she's not that mean but you get it. They're good for each other, though I don't know what they'd be like as an official couple.
Gavy - Gajeel x Levy: Another Tsundere couple, though they're so adorable. It's obvious that they care for each other and when Gajeel gave the ultimate shipping moment where he told Levy to not leave his side, their fate was sealed by us fans. Plus there are some hints in the manga and OVA's of why they should be together. Also during the wedding scene when she was being fought over by her team mates she looked over to Gajeel who didn't want to be paired up with anyone because he thought it was stupid and she sighed, hinting she wanted to be with him for that. The shipping moments though. Plus Levy's soft, smart and kind nature will fit and counter -act his rough and gruff one.
Take-over siblings x Thunder God tribe: Couples listed below and why.
(I don't know the thing for this) - Freed x Mirajane: Basically because I don't get Laxus and Mirajane but I'll explain that later. I mean they started out as...a lot of couples do in the fandom do actually. They fought and the one who beat their ass taught them a new meaning of life or something along those lines. Well that's not the case in Gavy but similar. Anyways, they can be cute together and I love the
Elfgreen - Elfman x Evergreen: Well they can be cute at times like the other couples. They obviously care for each other even when Evergreen is being a little tsundere. It's been implied that they were dating at least once in the OVA. Evergreen like men that are statues and flowers and Elfman is very strong and big like a statue but he has a soft side like flowers so that's how I relate her unrealistic dream to a realistic one.
Bicksanna - Bickslow x Lisanna : Eh, can't base this one moments but since Lisanna basically got screwed out of a love interest by Lucy, I love to ship these two together. Lisanna is so normal and nice and understanding that she can get along with the wierd, hyperactive Bickslow and it could probably work out well. Plus Bickslow is similar to Natsu is some ways so Lisanna could like the same traits she liked in Natsu that are in Bickslow and can also see his other traits and like or learn to love them or something like that.
My top 10 favorite Anime Charries as of Today:4/8/14
1. Homura Akemi - Madoka Magica
2. Yuno Gasai - Mirai Nikki/Future Diary
3. Juvia Lockster - Fairy Tail
4. Grell Sutcliff - Black Butler
5. Black Star - Soul Eater
6. Crona Gorgon - Soul Eater
7. Shion Sonozaki - Higurashi
8. Kagura Sohma- Fruits Basket
9. Akise Aru- Mirai Nikki/Future Diary
10. Soul Eater - Soul Eater
I take requests for stories as long as they arent lemons and i copy alot of things from other peoples profiles.
YOUR GUY SIDE
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
best qoute ever: "Some people are like slinki's, they arent really good for anything but they put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!"... "You mean, where my laptop, iPod, and phone are? OK!"
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" ... "Yeah cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers"
The mini-heart-attack you get when you swing too far back on a chair.
99% percent of American girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber on a skyscraper about to jump if you're one of the 1% that would be on the the skyscraper, sitting on a lawn chair with popcorn telling him to do a flip copy and paste this onto your profile
Fairy Tail fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!...
1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?
Erza and Wendy: God no. It's bad enough those crazy ass bitches try to pair her with Natsu
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Natsu: Well seeing as he's a fire dragon slayer...Not at all! *snuffs nose* Nah I kid but as far as fanservice goes, he could give Gray a run for his money.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Levy and Jellal: Well if Jesus came from Mary being a virgin I'm not sure I want to know what would come out of a girl impregnating a male. But if you put it the other way! See what would happen is- *gets interupted by a thousand Jerza and Gavy fans cries* SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN *drowns from their tears* GAAAH
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Gray: Yeah, with Juvia. The ones with Natsu are...*shudders* And I'm a yaoi fan. THINK ABOUT THAT GRATSU WRITERS
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Mirajane and Juvia: It would certainly be something...don't know what but...
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Gajeel x Lucy or Gajeel x Gray: GALU GALU! I don't know why but something about Gajeel fucking his friends makes my nerves all bundley! Plus Lucy's nature is similar to Levy's and I bet they could get along and make a decent couple.
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Juvia and Levy: After Juvia's constant rejection and Levy's futile attempts of getting her hidden love out in the open without making a fool out of herself, they both turn to each other for comfort not knowing what the path could lead to...Cross-dressing? Water torture? Chinese Paper Cuts!? Wtf!? You guys had one job!
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Gajeel and Wendy: Err, god I hope not. SHE IS TWELVE. Fluff yes, romance NuUUUUUU
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Gray and Mirajane: Not that I know of.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Wendy: This Little Girl. That'd be a funny one
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Juvia/Natsu/Levy: I was on some illegal substance while writing, like wtf this OT3
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Lucy - Erza "Wanna see who really is the sexiest in Fairy Tail?" Idk
Quick! Number your 12 favorite anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1.) Blair-Soul Eater
3.) Black Star
5.) Death the Kid
Now answer the questions…
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, that would be...Actually he's blonde and handsome it could work!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah! In that punkish way but Kid and Justin take that cake in this series
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Um, it would be the other way ;) and hmm and Spirit would be in a coma for five years from Liz and Maka
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Why yes, mainly with BS harassing her
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
...Probably not since he can be creepy and Crona is not really team Death all the time. I think that would be a problem
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine! Five/Nine! Get that other image out of my head! No rape scenes!!!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well Maka doesnt hurt girls...so she would probably walk out or think Patty was raping him and kick her off.
8) What would happen in a Three/Eleven Fanfic?
Liz would say I only signed up for the brat and leave while BS saying how big a man he is. Or Liz tries to test how big he is...
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yep, blair can be surprisingly comforting in her own little way
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Laughters the best medicine. Yeah nailed it!
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One?
umm All Soul would have to do is take off his clothes end of that story.
12) Which partner for Three?
Crona/BS!!! Im into Crack Pairings
13) How would you draw Eleven?
14) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
CronaxKidxSoul they both want him but Soul will probably win being the mor edominant
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
umm, I wanna hack the clothes off you??
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
too easy, Womanizer or any 3OH3 song
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
this has rape and roofies in it...
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I'm sort of like your uncle, your into incest right?
I'll teach you how to handle my long saw
19) If Four was pregnant, who would you suspect to be the father?
umm...Black Star HE RAPED HIM!
20) If One saw Six curled up in a corner crying, what would they do?
same thing she does to Spirit!
21) If 1 had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do?
Run BITCH RUN! THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! COFFEE DOES MAKE YOU HORNY!
22) If you caught Three and Nine in a closet together, you would:
Get some pop corn and say "Don't mind me, just don't forget to tie him with chains."
23) By the way, I set you up on a date with Eight.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
GOD IS AWESOME!!!
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ignore Him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.
READ TIL THE END! A girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as
though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.
when she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed and
raped in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 97 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I
'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE..
So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE,
so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
There were 3 girls
They were looking through people's MySpaces
The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace
It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho
She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was
Right then, an instant message came up
It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.
Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us?
SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.
She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
When you were 1 year old,
When you were 2 years old,
When you were 3 years old,
When you were 4 years old,
When you were 5 years old,
When you were 6 years old,
When you were 7 years old,
When you were 8 years old,
When you were 9 years old,
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day,
When you were 11 years old,
When you were 12 years old,
When you were 13 years old,
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp,
When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug,
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car,
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call,
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation,
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition,
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your
When you were 50, she fell ill and
And then, one day, she quietly died.
If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply,
If you don't...
I Really don't belive this but i'm not risking it:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.-- Jordan
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? --Red
3. Your first initial?-- R
4. Your month of birth?-- July
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? --Black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.-- Quinn
7. Your favorite number? --13
8. Do you like California or Florida more?California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? --Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). -- My special person to be cured from all illnesses they have
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1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and gives good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you have fallen in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take off in a different direction, and though it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
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