Bethius
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Joined 05-06-12, id: 3992695, Profile Updated: 12-31-12
Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games.

I am the Swatter of Fairies. I torture the puny, helpless creatures, slicing their offensive wings and crumpling them right before their tear filled eyes! My favourite Fairy Swatter resides in a rather special creative writing workshop place in the countryside, and I was reunited with it in the easter holidays.

However, I do not simply swat Fairies. I also plot in my Super Elastic Deadly Samurai Ninja Assassin Viper Squad (SEDSNAVS for short). Muhahahaha is my second favourite word, after discombobulated, and I like to kill things when I am angry.

So, that's me. Don't anger me, I am not only a fourteen year old Super Elastic Deadly Samurai Ninja Assassin Viper, but one of the two founders of SEDSNAVS, and I also created most of the name. I have a temper. I will swat you if you confess to being a fairy. I will throw a highly flammable tipp-ex fireball at you if you annoy me. I am also in the Dark Brotherhood and have a family of bloodthirsty assassins behind me. Hail Sithis! So, I strongly suggest that you stop reading this profile because you'll only end up peeing yourself.

Thank you for reading, have a nice day :)

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Frodo's Lament by Miriel Tolkien reviews
Frodo's thoughts put into verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Complete
The Assassin by Lady Of Embers reviews
Due to a strategic change of Sparrows and one encounter with a laptop late at night, Gunslinger found herself chasing those BLOODY katana-stealing assassins...Warning: The lemons await, so beware!
Fable - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
The Hangover by badass-trio-lovers reviews
One-shoot. Alcohol, Vampires, Kurda trying to get laid. Do I need to say more?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Arra Sails, Kurda Smahlt - Complete
Catcher or Pitcher: A Brotherly Challenge by Thatzly reviews
They haven't been working at the Host Club for even a week and already Kaoru is tired of it. Why does Hikaru always get to be the lead in their acts? This game would be the deciding factor.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kinetic Friction by Thatzly reviews
Accidents happen all the time. Accidents, like being trapped in a room while horny and stuck with the girl you love. The perfect time for experimentation. Best accident ever.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
The 72nd Annual Hunger Games reviews
Primarily about the female District 12 tribute of the 72nd Hunger Games, will contain quite strong violence and possibly some language. Enjoy :D This is my first FanFiction, and feedback would be appreciated!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Haymitch A., Other tributes
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