Half Baked Cat
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Joined 05-06-12, id: 3993806
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.
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What it takes to be Hokage by Solara Myles reviews
Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,660 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Recursion by erbkaiser reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/4 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 4,407 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme!
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5338 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,026 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Heresy by Loki Nishizaki reviews
Uzumaki Naruto: the final frontier. This is the voyage of two young kunoichi. Their mission: to find and retrieve Uzumaki Naruto. To accomplish their mission, they'll have to enlist the help of Naruto, overcome Naruto, hold out against Naruto and above all, recognize Naruto from a large pile of other identical Naruto. They'll have to find him quickly. Naruto wants Naruto dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,658 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 271 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Golden Power by DBAinsw reviews
[TP]The Golden Power is omnipotent and omniscient. Its true nature is beyond mortal ken, but only mortals can decide how it is used. Any third of it could dominate the planet, but only all three together can save it. A tale of Royalty, Gods, and a Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 319,770 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 1,677 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Just Konoha by AlcatrazOutpatient reviews
Because we are Konoha. Just Konoha. Come and get us.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
The Weapons You Have by Subieko reviews
Naruto has the kyuubi chakra; Sasuke has his Uchiha blood. But what does Sakura have to fight with? Sakura-centric genfic, spoilers up just before Shippuden, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Secret Little Game by claymade reviews
A year after Sasuke's defection, the surviving members of the Sound Four are dispatched on a covert mission to Lightning Country, only to find themselves locked in a game of wits against a very familiar foe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 439 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 573 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Cleverness of a Ninja by Annwyd reviews
Sakura has a rather sensitive question to ask Tsunade. Rated for plenty of innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
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Lt Sgt Shaggy's List of Things Not to Do reviews
Lt. Sgt. Shaggy is part of the Scout Regiment. And like most scouts after being in the field a few times, he has developed a few eccentricities. Some of which he is no longer allowed to do.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2014
Demon's Luck reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Coded Message? reviews
It started off so simply. Then people tried to figure out what happened. [Ficlet file]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012
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