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Joined 05-07-12, id: 3994683, Profile Updated: 01-05-14
Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games, and Les Miserables.

You can copy & paste anything you like from my profile, though it's very long!

Quick facts about me:

Name:Lauren

Age: 12

Birthday: February 22

Star sign:Pisces

Height: 5'5

Weight: as if I'm gonna post my weight on the internet...

Country:Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom

Fave colour: sunset orange ( like Peeta)

Fave colour combination: orange and purple

Fave flower: Primrose

Fave dessert:cupcakes

Fave subject: Art or English

Fave TV show: The Voice

idol: Isabelle Fuhrman

Favourites

colour Sunset orange

drink Coke

shop Waterstones

animal dolphin

movie The Hunger Games, Race to Witch Mountain, Skyfall, Les Miserables, The Way Way Back, Beautiful Creatures, Arrietty, From Up On Poppy Hill, Orphan

Book ... The Hunger Games (all of them),Noughts & Crosses, Divergent, The Fault in Our Stars, Les Miserables, Wings, Matched,

Songs- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Good Time, Red, Love Story, Safe & Sound, Castle on A Cloud, Bring Me To Life,How to Save A Life

artist Taylor Swift, Haim, Carly Rae Jepsen,Evanescence, Misty Miller, Colbie Caillat, He Is We, The Fray

Website Fanfiction.net , Google Images, Deviantart, Twitter, TheOtaku.com, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram

Here's all my usernames on other sites

Twitter: RueCosette

Deviantart: KatnissRueClove

Instagram:laurenbutterflyrue

Tumblr: RueCosette

Current Events:

Writing- Fanfics

Reading- The Snow Child by Eowyn Ivey

Listening to- Taylor Swift

Wearing- Joggers, slippers, and my furry purple jacket.

Eating- Popcorns.

Drinking- Diet Coke.

Breathing- Oxygen, and whatever else happens to filter through my lungs.

Planning- School things.

Contemplating- School things.

Fangirling over- Alexander Ludwig

Dreading- School.

Hoping for- Happiness :).

Ships I sail

AnniexFinnick, PercyxAnnabeth, TobiasxTris, KatnissxGale, ClovexPeetaHazelxAugustus, EponinexMarius, CassiaXKy,GlimmerxMarvel, Clove/Cato, SimonxIsabelle, JacexClary

Bold= OTP

1. Last song i listened to - Safe and Sound: Taylor Swift

2. Last movie i saw- The Hunger Games :)

3. Last movie i saw in theatures- The Way Way Back (Loved it!)

4. Last book i read- Crossed by Ally Condie (Not counting re-reads!)

5. My fav book Character EVER- Clove from the hunger games or Augustus Waters:TFIOS or Eponine Thenardier

6. Fav Soda- Coke

7. Last thing i bought- Insurgent

8. Last injury i got- Dropped a book on my toe.

9. Do i hav siblings- NO :(

10.do i hav pets- NO :(

11. What did i want to be when i grew up- A writer or a artist

12.my fav singer when it was 2011- Bruno Mars

13. My fav singer- The Fray

14. Do i like 1d- Yes

15. Do i like JB- GROSS NO!

16. Did i suffer beiber fever- NEVER

17. Celeb i hav a crush on- Alexander Ludwig

18. My fav candy- Bubblegum drops

19. Hav i ever eatin snow- LOL yes!

20. My wallpaper on my phone- Clove and Cato

21. Hav i ever been to a concert- Yup!

22. Fav flower- Primrose

23. What is my fav number- 22

24. first theme song that pops into head- Big bang theory!

25. Do u like spoungebob? Yes

26. Do u hav peircings- no

27. What color is your hair- Light brown with blonde highlights

28.hav u ever glued your hands together- no

29. What movie do u know all the lines too- Hunger Games, Les Miserables

30. What cd is currently in your cd player- Hunger games doing of district 12 and beyond

31. Do u hav an ipod- yes

32. what movie did u cry in- The hunger games, Les Miserables, tons more

33. First rated R movie- Orphan

34. Do i wear makeup- Sometimes

35- celeb look alike- IDK, I don't look like any celebs!

36- movie im looking forward too in 2013- CATCHING FIRE!!

38.what best friend/family member lives furthest away from u- Grandma & Grandpa 2hr.

39. When was the last time u had like a heart attack- Accidently skipping a step on the stairs

40. Nail polish im wearing - None

41. Be anything after you die- Mocking Jay

42. Book I really want to see as a movie- Shiver

43. Will i try to upload eveyday- if people like my stories of course

44. Favorite writer- John Green!

45. How crazy hunger games fan r u- IM SO CRAY-CRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Worst joke ever told

A man walks into a bar.

He said ouch coz it was an iron bar...no. Just no.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, owlcat92, three-golden-mockingjays,LaurenButterflyRue


You're smiling but I know I'm aggravating you!


Girl in underwear - Do I look like a slut?

Everyone else - Uh huh

Girl throwing her shoes at them - Shut up

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!

If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

That boy you punched in the hall today? Commited suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.


Brutal Cato LUVS his girl on fire. Girl On Fire LUVS her Brutal Cato. CATONISS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Post that on your bio if you love Cato and Katniss!!!

STOP THE HACKING!

By: Midnight Insomniac

Hacking is a very real and scary thing. Hackers are merciless and will go by any means necessary to destroy your career on FF. However, through some simple, easy steps, it can be prevented.

1.) Remove your email from your profile page.- Hackers use emails to get your password and ultimately tamper with your account. Don't make yourself vulnerable by displaying your email to the public.

2.) Avoid Forum Wars- Forums are fun ways to interact with your fellow authors. However, through a series of back handed, snide comments or outright rudeness, things can get ugly. Exercise caution and tact when visiting forums. It's one thing to share your opinion, another to force it on others. Just be nice. There is no need to create hate.

3.) Don't Flame- Not only do flames cut an author's confidence, but they also ignite anger and hostility between authors. If you must criticize, be polite at the very least. And remember, there is another human on the side of the screen. Treat them as you would want yourself to be treated.

After you've incorporated these steps into your logging time on FF, jump on the anti-hacking bandwagon and share the message! Copy and pasted this onto your profile and spread the word!

You KNOW your a Hunger Games fan when...

You refrence it in your daily life

You read all three books and then wanted more

You know all the words to the songs on the soundtrack

You saw the movie

You gave Rue the District 12 Salute when she died in the movie

You nitpicked everything wrong in the movie, but then continued to say it was awesome

You count down the days until the next movie opens

You have at least 1 Hunger Games product other than the books(Pin, earrings, necklace, Tribute Guide, Action Figures etc.)

You have a poster in your room

You have a hand-drawn Mockingjay somewhere

You have "Down With The Capitol!" written on a piece of paper hanging in your locker

You and your friends call yourselves 'Tributes'

You hold, or wish you could hold, a mock Games

You say 'Team Katniss, Rue, Prim, or Finnick' when someone asks you what team your on because you already know she ends up with Peeta anyway

You gave names to Katniss and Peeta's son and daughter

You just wanted to strangle Peeta when he tried to strangle Katniss

You wanted to lock Katniss and Gale in a room together at the end of Mockingjay and say "Neither of you are leaving until you make up!"

You wonder what happened to Buttercup...

You ponder what ever happened to Vick, Rory, and Posy

You think stories about Madge and Gale getting married are ridiculous, because she died (unless they gave her a liable backstory)

You wonder how Effie uses the bathroom with those nails

You wear the pin everyday (if you have it)

You know Josh Hutcherson made Jennifer Lawrence wet herself on set

You are aware Jen does not like shoes

You are aware that said actress had to be taught how to run properly

You know Jennifer and Josh called each other "Rednecks"

You know that Jen and Josh had to be forced into acting like they liked each other because they were like brother and sister

You know Jen swore a lot in front of Willow

You know who Willow is

You know Jen had a lot of fart jokes up her sleeve

You know Amandla almost laughed during her death scene because of Jen

You know who Amandla is

You know Amandla and Willow made fast friends

You know that Leven Rambin was Rosie the Dark Angel on Wizards of Waverly Place

You know who Leven portrays in the movie

You considered taking archery lessons

You immediatley think 'Primrose' or 'Rue' when you think of flowers

You say any name in the series when someone asks for a good name

You noticed Cato and Glimmer snuggled together in the movie

You want to try to bake bread

You sing Rue's Mockingjay call to your neighborhood birds in hopes they will reply

I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.

I'm that girl: who loves books more than boys.

I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.

I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family

I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.

I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

I'm That Girl: who loves singing and dreams of being a singer.

I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.

I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

I'm that girl: who dreams about a new world where book characters are real.

I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.

America

You love hamburgers

You think you're awesome

You love to invent things

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

You can seem to be very brash to other people

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

You're terrified of ghosts

You know aliens exist

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

You wear glasses

(4/10)

England

You like tea

You were quite tough as a kid

You're very sarcastic and cynical

Your cooking is awful

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

...But you refuse to believe in aliens

You have tried doing black magic before

You get drunk quite easily

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery (6/10)

France You're very affectionate

You think you have a great fashion sense

You like wine

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

You love red roses

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

You're very proud of yourself

You love culture and the arts

You're very flamboyant

You say you're a gourmet

(0/10)

Russia

You had a very sad childhood

You're very tall

You have a tendency to switch between personalities

You wear a scarf all the time

You love sunflowers

You love vodka

You can seem intimidating to other people

You're very strong

You have a big nose

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (4/10)

China

You're very mature (Sometimes)

You're very superstitious

You're very religious

You love pandas

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

You love Hello Kitty

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously

You work hard

You're good at drawing

You like sweets

(5/10)

North Italy

You were bullied a lot in your childhood

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit

You're very happy-go-lucky

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

You're a good artist

You can be clumsy at times

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

You would surrender in a war situation

(3/10)

Germany

You're very stoic and serious

Sausages are your favorite foods

You like to walk dogs/your dog

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

You work very hard

Your alone time is your 'happy time'

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

You've had issues with money once or twice

(2/10)

Japan

You're very mature

You think everything over before saying it

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

You isolated yourself during childhood

You became very successful in a short amount of time

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

You can seem cold/aloof to other people

You're good at practical tasks

You need time to adjust to new people

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person

(5/10)

Austria

You are very well-raised

You're polite

You love classical music

You like cake

You have a mole on your face

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

You've composed music before

You tend to call people 'morons'

You wear glasses

(5/10)

Canada

You're often ignored by people

You look younger than you actually are

You love hockey

You love polar bears

You hate fighting

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

You often get mistaken for someone else

You feel under-appreciated

You're bilingual

You always carry a bear with you

(2/10)

Cuba

You smoke

You're very physically strong

You've won a lot of fist-fights

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

You like hot weather

You can be very friendly from time to time

You look very tough on the outside

You make a very nice role-model

You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(1/10)

Hungary

You have a potty-mouth

You like to wear flowers in your hair

You used to be a very tough kid

You're very reliable

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

You're very faithful

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (Sometimes)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it

(9/10)

Lithuania

You're very loyal

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

You're very serious

You have a lot of patience

You think too much about philosophical stuff

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

You're not very confident

You were quite rebellious as a child

People tend to walk all over you

You're a born worrier

(5/10)

Poland

You love the color pink

You have a friend that you always walk all over

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix

You act before you think

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with ….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them

You are able to talk like the opposite gender

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate

You love ponies

(3/10)

Spain

You love tomatoes

You're a bright thinker

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere

You kinda insensitive

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans

You're scary when you're angry

You're passionate

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time

(6/10)

South Italy

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with …but you kinda rely on them anyway

You're friendly to girls(I'm a girl) …but you're strict and unsocial towards guys

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying

You love your family, but you just don't show it

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits

(3/10)

Prussia

You have a younger sibling that you always count on

You're slightly aggressive

You think you're totally awesome

You have a pet bird

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane

You tend to pick on some people

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find (4/10)

Switzerland

You stay neutral in thing no matter what

You are reclusive

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to

You work hard on things until they're done

You can't get along friendly with other people

But, you're kind towards siblings

You're actually quite strong

You have a lot of money

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring

You had a hard past (3/10)

Korea

You care a lot about your family

You love watching movies, and creating things

You're stronger than you seem

You're a Going-My-Way person

You love kimchi

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking

You tend to piss off your elders

You like to claim things as yours

You love games and Internet

You're slightly perverted (4/10)

Finland

You love Christmas and Santa

You're honest and quiet

You are good at high-tech machinery

You like coming up with weird things

You sense of taste is bad, as people say

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse

You love saunas

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (4/10)

Sweden

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet

You're honest, serious, and love debates

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it

People think you're scary

You're clever with your hands

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine

You're clumsy with human relationships

You tend to go against stronger people

You give up pretty quick

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (5/10)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1,ByTheAngel99, Foxface'sSpecialPie,and LaurenButterflyRue

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

We are, we are Dauntless

We are, we are Dauntless

Beatrice, Now called Tris, made a big change

Playing on the trains, She became a Dauntless one day

She's got mud on her face

A parental disgrace

Now she'll be kickin your ass all over the place

Singin'

We are, we are Divergent

We are, we are Divergent

Tobias is a Dauntless, Divergent

Shoutin' to them all, We can take on the world some day

Erudite got blood on their face

We'll put them in their place

Into the past, out of our Fear Landscapes

Singin'

We are, we are Insurgent

We are, we are Insurgent

Come on!

We are, we are Insurgent

We are, we are Insurgent

Remember that girl you called fat today?

she went home and made herself throw up

Remember that person you called ugly?

they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college

Remember that guy you called gay?

he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years

Remember that person you laughed at for passing out

they're dying of a brain tumour

Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgsting?

she cuts herself every night

Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?

They will never trust themselves to fall in love again

Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?

He's going to jail for four years

You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.

Harry Potter:

I promise to remember Harry,

when I'm in the lead,

I promise to remember Ron,

when I'm embarrased,

I promise to remember Hermione,

when I help somebody out,

I promise to remember Ginny,

when I'd do anything for love,

I promise to remember Draco,

when I meet a bully,

I promise to remember Goyle,

when I think someone's a troll,

I promise to remember Crabbe,

when someone's as dumb as a lampost,

I promise to remember Neville,

when I'm a little nervous,

I promise to remember Luna,

when I see a Nargle,

I promise to remember Cho,

when I feel like crying,

I promise to remember Tonks,

when I feel hyper,

I promise to remember Remus,

when I feel ashamed,

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

when I feel betrayed,

I promise to remember George,

when I lose my best friend,

I promise to remember Fred,

whenever I laugh,

I promise to remember Arthur,

when I'm interested in something,

I promise to remember Voldemort,

when I blow things out of proportion,

I promise to remember Sirius,

whenever I need some dogs to play with,

I promise to remember the Marauders,

when I play with my friends,

I promise to remember Molly,

when I meet someone who's loyal,

I promise to remember Percy,

whenever I feel ambitious,

I promise to remember Oliver,

when I can't stop an obsession,

I promise to remember Charlie,

when I'm on holiday,

I promise to remember Bill,

when I don't care what others think,

I promise to remember Fluer,

when looks aren't everything,

I promise to remember Harry Potter,

wherever I go,

'Cos I'm a big fan,

and I hope that show

R.I.P: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Fred Weasley I, Colin Creevy, Cedric Diggory, Severus Snape, Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody, Dobby, Lily Evans Potter, James Potter I, Hedwig, and Ted Tonks.

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

1. Clove

2. Cato

3. Glimmer

4. Enobaria

5. Prim

6. Brutus

7. Johanna

8. Rue

9. Marvel

10. Finnick

11. Annie

12. Thresh

1. Have you ever thought of six and eleven as best friends? No, since they haven't met.

2. Do you think four is hot? NO!!!

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? It would be really awkward since Rue is twelve and Thresh is eighteen.

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about 9? No

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Cato and Brutus? HELL NO!!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Prim and Finnick Vs Prim and Marvel? Prim and Marvel

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Clove and Rue is non exisistent

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker? I would give Prim a 11

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Clove and Johanna are in a happy relationship until Marvel runs off with Johanna. Clove, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Annie and a brief unhappy affair with Brutus, then follows the wise advice of Prim and finds true love with Thresh.

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I am a christain with guts so i will stand up for my faith and post this

Lauren (Me) as described by Grace:

An amazing and fantastic reader, writer and poet who goes on and on about how she loves Alexander Ludwig and Cato,

but she is still my best friend.

Lauren (Me) as described by Lauren:

The only person I know who is a very sweet person and she's one in a million.

1. FIRST NAME:

Lauren

2. SIBLINGS:

None

3. BRA SIZE (IF FEMALE):

why do you want to know?

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?

umm. today

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?

I guess...

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?

Ham

7. KIDS?

none.. awkwardd

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yeahhhhh.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?

Nope.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Alll thee timee.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Yep!

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Yesss i really wantt to!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Coco Pops

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?

No neverr

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

Idk.. my friends say i am.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Cookie Dough

17. SHOE SIZE?

6

18. RED OR PINK?

Pinkkkk all the wayy.

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?

Um... probably thatt i dontt think before i talk sometimes.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

no one

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?

Sureee why not.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

Blue jeans and purple slippers

23. LAST THING YOU ATE?

Pasta!!

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

The t.v.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Light Blue.. :)

26. FAVORITE SMELL?

Vinilla!

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My friendd.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?

Um.. chlothes, i guess idkk.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

Nobody sent this to me...

30. FAVORITE DRINK?

Gatoradee

31. FAVORITE SPORT?

Running.

32. EYE COLOR?

Blueishh!

33. HAT SIZE?

Ummm.. no cluee!?!?!

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

Nope.

35. FAVORITE FOOD?

Pastaa

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?

scary movies

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?

les mis

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING

Probablyyy pretty fancyy shirts.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Ummm.. bothhh

40. HUGS OR KISSES?

Hugs i guess.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT?

Ice creamm!

1.) Have you ever been asked out?

No

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Deviantart

3) What's your middle name?

Mai

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

Don't have one

6) What is your current mood?

Relaxed

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

What kind of question is that?!?!?!

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

White and Green

9) Missing something?

I don't know

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My name

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A hamster

12) Ever had a near death experience?

no

13) Something you do a lot?

Write, it let me wrap myself in another world and forget all of my own flaws and I get to feel the emotions of someone who is nothing like me.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Don't Let Me Fall- Lenka

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

storyfrikk

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

my friend Jay

17) When was the last time you cried?

When I was watching Les Miserables

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

no

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Erase pollution

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

That they're boys

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Never did

22) What's your biggest secret?

Not going to tell you. They're called secrets for a reason

23) Favorite color?

Lilac or baby blue

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

no

25) What are you?

Crazy Bookworm girl

26) Do you speak any other language?

French and Welsh

27) What's your favorite smell?

Strawberries

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Normal

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Read question 1. I HAVE NEVER BEEN ASKED OUT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

30) What are you thinking about right now?

This and my stories (I've got more on paper)

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My best friend Lauren copying everything I say

33) Do you like working in the yard?

No. I like sitting under trees and listening to nature.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Everdeen

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

If you count my family and friends... no anyway =9

36. ) What is your natural hair color?

Light brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

No idea.

Name your top 12 Hunger Games characters in no particular order

1. Enobaria

2. Clove

3. Gale

4. Annie

5. Prim

6. Rue

7. Cato

8. Finnick

9. Foxface

10. Thresh

11. Katniss

12. Brutus

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Rue/Katniss? yes but only as friends

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Finnick. Duh! But I have no idea how hot.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Gale got Madge pregnant? I would get annoyed, because Gale belongs with Katniss.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Johanna. Yes.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Prim and Cato? Hell yeah! They are just so cute! I mean, you know, one of them is this adorable tiny little girl and the other one is this big brute and I always imagined Cato being very protective of Prim...

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?.

Foxface/Johanna or Foxface/Katniss? Foxface/Johanna. Katniss has Gale

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Katniss/Peeta. What if the Star-Crossed Lovers knew each other before the Games?

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Cinna/Madge. No. Just no.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Haymitch/Gale? Understood

Wow. That is pretty good. No copyright intended.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

What friends list? But if you are talking about any of my friends in real life, Yes. They do read Peeta.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Clove? Yes

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Prim/Finnick/Foxface? No. *Starts puking*

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

I think that Katniss will only scream at a great moment of pain.

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Madge? Only Hope by Mandy Moore.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cinna/Cato/Gale?WARNING!!! This fic is NOT reccomended for people who hate homos.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Katniss and Prim? Ugh... awkwaaaard! They're sisters people!

Laugh Laugh like crazy Laugh until you cry Laugh until you get a stomach cramp Laugh until you're face can't take any more Laugh like you've never laughed before Laugh like there was never any obstacles in life Laugh like there will never be any obstacles in life Laugh because life lets you Laugh because life gives you the chance to Laugh because you can

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you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Katniss taught me to stand up in what you believe in

Peeta taught me to always be myself, no matter what others think

Gale taught me Violence is never the answer

Haymitch taught me you can never forget your past, no matter how hard you try

Prim taught me to fight for a cause, no matter the consequences

Mrs. Everdeen taught me that love is never lost

Effie taught me to always be on my best behavior

Cinna taught me to put my feeling into what I love

Finnick taught me that even though you have problems, you can still be happy

Johanna taught me to push through your biggest fears, even if you think you can't do it

Rue taught me to not take things for granted

Annie taught me that life can go on with one miracle

Cato taught me being feared isn't as great as being loved

President Snow taught me that a lot of hope can conquer fear

President Coin taught me to stay true to what I say

President Paylor taught me kindness is the key to respect

Marvel taught me not to hurt other friends, it will only hurt you in the end

Glimmer taught me that even the prettiest people have their problems

Clove taught me not to talk about someone behind their back

Foxface taught me not to say something that you don't know is right

Thresh taught me to repay my debts

Beetee taught me that being smart has advantages

Wiress taught me to stick up for what I think is right

Mags taught me that other's well-being is sometimes better than your own

Boggs taught me to trust myself and others

Pollux taught me that everyone has feelings, they all need to be recognized

The Hunger Games taught me that with support, anything is possible.

A - AVAILABLE: Yep

B – BIRTHDAY: February 22nd

C - CRUSHING ON: Josh Hutcherson

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Mt. Dew

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: my best friend

F - FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW: Royals

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy bears

H – HOMETOWN: Cardiff

I - IN LOVE WITH: Alexander Ludwig

K - KILLED SOMEONE: No

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Cardiff to London

M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate and Banana

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: zero

O - ONE WISH: To write a book

P - PERSON THAT CALLED YOU LAST: my bestfriend Lauren

R - REASON TO SMILE: I read a very good book

S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Safe & Sound

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 12:12 pm

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: TMI

V - VEGETABLE: Corn

W - WORST HABIT: IDK

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 2

Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: 12

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Pisces

Lauren-Mae

L: Smile to die for.

A: hot

U: Is very sexual (I've never had sex)

R: Good boyfriend or girfriend

E: Has gorgeous eyes

N: can kick the _ out of you ( I'm never violent)

M: makes dating fun

A: hot

E: has gorgeous eyes

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY (Divergent reference)

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

If you see the irony in this, copy and paste it into your profile.

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total=2

(X) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

( ) You just tried to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

( ) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

( ) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

( ) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(X) People have called you slow.

total so far= 5

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

( ) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(X) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(X) You just laughed.

total so far= 9

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(X) You use your fingers to do simple maths.

total so far= 12

() You have eaten a bug.

( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

( ) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 12

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(X) You break a lot of things.

(X) Your friends know not to use big words around you (they use big words anyways!)

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

( ) You have fallen out of your chair before

( ) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total= 16 YAY!1

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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Good driver: no

Good dancer: No.

Good Singer: yes

Have a lava lamp:

How many remote controls are in your house : 4

What do you dream about: My dreams are completely random

Last time you showered: last night

The last movie you saw at the theatres: les miserables

Scary or happy movies: Scary

Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate

Skiing or Boarding: Boarding

Summer or winter: Summer

Silver or Gold: Silver

Diamond or pearl: Diamond

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunrise

Orange juice or apple juice: Orange juice

Cats or dogs: cats

Coffee or tea: Tea

Phone or in person: Phone

Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: only child

Indoor or Outdoor: indoor

Sung in the shower?: Yes

Spit in someone's drink?: No

Dumped someone?: No

Opened your Christmas presents early?: No

Peed outside?: Yeah, in the woods

Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: Nopee

Had more than five REAL bf/gf?: No I'm young :)

Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: yes

Ran through the sprinklers naked?: No, but that sounds kinda fun

Ate food that fell on the floor?: yes

Went outside naked?: No

Made out with your best friends bf/gf?: No, I would never do that

Been on stage? Yes

Made someone cry?: Yeah, I'm an evil bitch

Been in a parade?: Yes

Been in a school play?: Yes

Drank beer?: no

Gotten detention?: no

Been on a plane?: Yes

Been on a cruise?: No

Broken into a house?: no

Gotten a tattoo?: Not yet, maybe when I'm older

Gotten piercings?: no

Cried so hard you threw up?: No

Gotten into a shouting match? Yes and I always win :)

Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: yes

Laughed so hard it hurt?: Yes, that's the only kind of pain you should ever put yourself through/

Tripped on your own feet?: Maybe...

Cried yourself to sleep?: No

Cried in public?: No

Thrown up in public?: Yes...

Lied to your parents?: Yeah...

Skipped class?: Yeah..

Do you like filling these out: They're okay :)

Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Noo

Do you like yourself: I'm alright :p

Do you get along with your family: Most of them

Have piercings below the waist: No

Stolen anything over 30: No. Never will.

Obsessive: Slightly...

Compulsive: Not really

Want to have children?: maybe

Like mornings?: Yeahh :)

Enjoy seafood?: Yess.

You never did give a damn thing honey, but I cried, cried for you-Taylor Swift, Cold As You

If my body was on fire, you'd watch me burn down in flames-Bruno Mars, Grenade

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you-Taylor Swift, You Belong With Me

I just wanna show you, she don't even know you, she's never gonna love you like I want to-Taylor Swift, Invisible

It's just wrong enough to make it feel right-Taylor Swift, Sparks Fly

I've never heard silence quite this loud-Taylor Swift, Story of Us

I'm on my guard for the rest of the world but with you, I know it's no good-Taylor Swift, Sparks Fly

Please don't be in love with someone else, please don't have somebody waiting on you-Taylor Swift, Enchanted

Horrified looks from everyone in the room but I'm only looking at you-Taylor Swift, Speak Now

The girl in the sweats cried the whole way home... I should've known-Taylor Swift, Dear John

Pointing out my flaws again, as if I don't already see them-Taylor Swift, Mean

And no one's ever burned you, nothing's ever left you scarred, and even though you want to, just try to never grow up-Taylor Swift, Never Grow Up

A broken heart that the world forget-Martina McBride, Concrete Angel

I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, so good to me so right-Taylor Swift, Back to December

The first time you ever heard me cry-Taylor Swift, Back to December

My mind forgets to remind me you're a bad idea-Taylor Swift, Sparks Fly

You can't knock me off my feet when I'm already on my knees-Carrie Underwood, Flat On The Floor

I closed my eyes and kissed that frog, each time finding, the more boys I meet the more I love my dog-Carrie Underwood, The More Boys I Meet

It's like I'm looking from a distance, standing in the background... this can't be happening to me-Carrie Underwood, Just A Dream

Truth of the matter is I'm complicated, you're as straight as they come-Bruno Mars, The Other Side

It's like trying to spin the world the other way-Carrie Underwood feat. Sons of Sylvia, What Can I Say

Talk to yourself, talk to the tears, talk to the man who put you here, don't wait for the sky to clear-Taylor Swift, Come In With The Rain

Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams, your voice it chased away all the sanity in me-Evanescence, My Immortal

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone-Evanescence, My Immortal

These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just too real, there's just too much that time cannot erase-Evanescence, My Immortal

Seems like there's always gonna be someone who disapproves, they'll judge it like they know about me and you... The jury's out, but my choice is you-Taylor Swift, Ours

I watched Superman fly away, but I swear I'll be with you someday-Taylor Swift, Superman

Hold on to this lullaby, even when the music's gone-Taylor Swift, Safe and Sound

But rumour has it I'm the one you're leaving her for-Adele, Rumour Has It

Now I will tell you what I've done for you, 50,000 tears I've cried-Evanescence, Going Under

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken-Evanescence, Hello

I have to be with you, to live, to breathe-Evanescence, Taking Over Me

Save me from the nothing I've become-Evanescence, Bring Me To Life

Frozen inside without your touch, without your love-Evanescence, Bring Me To Life

You broke down every part of me that ever thought I'd never need you-Carrie Underwood, Twisted

You're not real and you can't save me-Evanescence, Everybody's Fool

And somehow you've got everybody fooled-Evanescence, Everybody's Fool

Still can't find what keeps me here-Evanescence, Haunted

Am I too lost to be saved, am I too lost-Evanescence, Tourniquet

You are the best thing that's never been mine-Taylor Swift, Mine

I tell myself I'm in too deep, then I fall a little farther every time you look at me-Carrie Underwood, Look At Me

I'm gonna love you even if it's wrong-Carrie Underwood, Twisted

Everybody's waiting to see you break down, everybody's watching to see the fallout-Taylor Swift, Eyes Open

Every lesson forms a new scar-Taylor Swift, Eyes Open

You chewed me up and spit me out, like I was poison in your mouth-Katy Perry, Part Of Me

Throw your sticks and your stones, throw your bombs and your blows, but you're not gonna break my soul-Katy Perry, Part Of Me

You will never put me out again, I'm glowing-Katy Perry, Part Of Me

The worlds greatest lovers have turned into strangers-Martina McBride, Strangers

I'm shining like fireworks over your sad empty town-Taylor Swift, Dear John

For whether we are white or copper-skinned, we need to sing with all the voices of the mountains, we need to paint with all the colors of the wind-Pocahontas, from Disney's Pocahontas

Come Sunday morning she'll be singing with the choir, driving me crazy with that kiss-me smile-Love and Theft, Angel Eyes

I say, I hate you, we break up, you call me, I love you-Taylor Swift, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

You are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on-Celine Dion, My Heart Will Go On

Went from do anything for you babe, to you don't even miss me-Carrie Underwood, Wine After Whiskey

When the one you love's in love with someone else, don't you know it's torture, I mean it's a living hell, no matter how I try to convince myself this time I won't lose control, one look in your brown eyes and suddenly, my heart can't tell you no-Sara Evans, My Heart Can't Tell You No

I wanna grow old with you, I wanna have your babies too-Sara Evans, Desperately

Let me get a big HELL YEAH from the redneck girls like me-Gretchen Wilson, Redneck Woman

Once you've tasted a love that's strong, you can't go back and you can't settle on anything less-Carrie Underwood, Wine After Whiskey

As bad as it was and as bad as it hurt, I thank God I didn't get what I thought that I deserved, sometimes life leads you down a different road, when you're holding on to someone that you gotta let go, someday you'll see the reason why, sometimes there's good in goodbye-Carrie Underwood, Good In Goodbye

Don't you remember the reason you loved me before-Adele, Don't You Remember

We had time against us, miles between us, the heavens cried, I know I left you speechless-Adele, I'll Be Waiting

Don't look back at this crumbling fool-Adele, Take It All

I'm not giving you an hour or a second or another minute longer, I'm busy getting stronger-Sara Evans, A Little Bit Stronger

Slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll, don't that sound like a real man, I'm gonna show him what a little girl's made of-Miranda Lambert, Gunpowder and Lead

You stole my happy, you made me cry, took the lonely and he took me for a ride, and I wanna undo it, you have my heart now I want it back, I'm starting to see everything you lack-Carrie Underwood, Undo It

He's no good girl, why can't you see, he'll take your heart and break it, listen to me-Carrie Underwood, Good Girl

Love is a ruthless game-Taylor Swift, State of Grace

Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation, sometimes revenge is the choice you gotta make-Miranda Lambert, Mama's Broken Heart

Losing him was blue like I'd never known, missing him was dark gray all alone, forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met, but loving him was red-Taylor Swift, Red

No apologies, he'll never see you cry, pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why-Taylor Swift, I Knew You Were Trouble

How can I love when I'm afraid to fall-Christina Perri, A Thousand Years

I have died every day waiting for you-Christina Perri, A Thousand Years

I'm not sorry that it's over, but for the way we let it end-Carrie Underwood feat. The Sons of Sylvia, What Can I Say

I bet it never ever occurred to you that I can't say hello to you and risk another goodbye-Taylor Swift, I Almost Do

You taught me about your past thinking your future was me-Taylor Swift, All Too Well

Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by it-Taylor Swift, All Too Well

I'd like to be my old self again but I'm still trying to find it-Taylor Swift, All Too Well

I'm loving you because you have given me no choice but to-Taylor Swift, Stay Stay Stay

This is the last time I'm asking you why you break my heart in the blink of an eye-Taylor Swift, The Last Time

Time is taking it's sweet time erasing you-Taylor Swift, Sad Beautiful Tragic

My flag's still a flyin' there ain't no denyin' I'm American born and bred-Gretchen Wilson, Blue Collar Done Turned Red

You know people just can't understand how I'm the first to clock in but the last to pass out-Gretchen Wilson, Work Hard Play Harder

Should it hurt to love you, should I feel like I do, should I lock the last open door, my ghosts are gaining on me-Evanescence, All That I'm Living For

And the games you'd play, you would always win, always win-Adele, Set Fire to the Rain

I've been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end-Taylor Swift, Begin Again

I think it's strange you think I'm funny 'cause he never did-Taylor Swift, Begin Again

Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer-Taylor Swift, Red

But on a Sunday, in a church place, I watched it begin again-Taylor Swift, Begin Again

This hope is treacherous, this daydream is dangerous, this hope is treacherous, I I I like it-Taylor Swift, Treachrous

And I'll do anything you say, if you say it with your hands, and I'd be smart to walk away, but you're quicksand-Taylor Swift, Treacherous

It feels like the perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes-Taylor Swift, 22

Maybe we got lost in translation, maybe I asked for too much, but baby this thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up-Taylor Swift, All Too Well

I should have held on to my pride, I should have never let you lie, I guess you got what you deserved, I guess I should have been more like her-Miranda Lambert, More Like Her

Forgiving you, she's stronger than I am, you don't look much like a man from where I'm at-Miranda Lambert, More Like Her

But you make me what to act like a girl, paint my nails and wear perfume-Demi Lovato, Heart Attack

We could get married, have ten kids and teach them how to dream-Taylor Swift, Starlight

The battle was long, it's the fight of our lives but we'll stand up champions tonight-Taylor Swift, Change

These walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down-Taylor Swift, Change

I cannot wake in the morning without you on my mind-A Fine Frenzy, Almost Lover

So now you're gone and I'm haunted, and I bet you're just fine, did I really make it that easy for you to walk in and out of my life-A Fine Frenzy, Almost Lover

So long my luckless romance, my back has turned on you, should've known you'd bring me heartache, almost lovers always do-A Fine Frenzy, Almost Lover

I'm still desperate for you-Miranda Lambert, Desperation

If we hadn't been so happy baby it wouldn't hurt this bad-Gretchen Wilson, What Happened

What am I supposed to do without my very best friend-Gretchen Wilson, What Happened

My wounds cry for the grave, my soul cries for deliverance, will I be denied, Christ, tourniquet, my suicide-Evanescence, Tourniquet

"If we burn, you burn with us!" -Katniss Everdeen

"You can't change your past. But you can let go, and change your future." -Quinn Fabray

"If I was just another dusty recored on the shelf, would you blow me off and play me like everybody else?" -Gym Class Heroes, feat. Adam Levine: Stereo Hearts

"Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies." -Brittany Pierce

Any Obsessions?

Yes or No: Yes!

1. The Hunger Games

2. Alexander Ludwig

3. Writing

4. Reading

5. Art

6. Spice & Wolf

7. Creativity

8. The Love For Music

9. Primrose Everdeen!

10. Katniss Everdeen

11. Gale Hawthorne

12. Stop it with the fucking "Team Peeta" or "Team Gale" crap. We all read the books...we know what happens! Mocking jay!

13: Les Miserables

14: The Fault In Our Stars

Q#1: Single? A: Yes


Q#!: Inspiration? A: Music, Writing, Reading, People Who Survive Because They Believe In Themselves and many other things


Q#2: Do you care what people think? A: Nope


Q#3: Do you love to laugh? A: Of course I do, I laugh more than I should in a day :)


Q#4: What do you like in a guy? A: A guy who doesn't pretend, who will be himself around me and everyone, and a guy who doesn't talk about swagger.


Q#5: What is "swagger" to you? A: Walk or behave in a very confident and typically arrogant or aggressive way: "he swaggered along the corridor"...It's pathetic.


Q#6: What's rap music to you? A: An open door to drug addiction, sex, and other inappropriate things teens shouldn't be doing. I don't like it because it's simply disrespectful to woman, and some woman are too stupid to realize that the rappers are talking about woman "parts" and addressing to woman as being a toy.


Q#7: What Music do you listen to? A: Seriously? Lol. I like pop, country and music from musicals.


Q#8: What music artist do you listen to? A: Gabrielle Aplin, ONE DIRECTION, TAYLOR SWIFT, the Civil Wars, Pink, Maroon 5, Evanesence, Bruno Mars, Ellie Goulding, Cover Drive, Colbie Caillat, Florence and The Machine, Haim, Jake Bugg, Cecile Corbel, Little Mix, Lady Antebellum, Samantha Barks, Misty Miller, Alexander Ludwig, Marika Hackman, Of Monsters and Men, The Lumineers, The Script, Coldplay, Rhianna and many more.


Q#9: Favorite Character of ALL TIME A: Clove from the Hunger Games!


Q#10: What's on your mind right now? A: Can these questions get any more interesting? :P Something that makes you laugh? Friends, Family, humor genres of books...all every-day stuff.


What is your dream? To publish a book someday.

Who do you admire? Why? Suzanne Colins- Author of The Hunger Games. She's an amazing writer and ever since I've read the Hunger Games, I've been bugging my mom to take me to see the movie! :)

A day that you're dying for it to come? March 23rd...The Hunger Games premiere!

Favorite Season? Winter!

Eye Colour? Green

Hair Color? Brown with blonde streaks

Stupidest thing you've ever heard? Segregation by race! >:( #RacistFREE

What do you think of gay people?I think they are like everyone else, special and differnet.

What does "Education" mean to you? It means a life that is successful. I want to go to an amazing University and get educated.

Do you want to marry? Yes, if I find the right person.

Do you want to have children? ...I'll THINK about it.

Do you plan a big party for 16th BD? No! I am saving my money for school and good purposes; donating money to good causes, curing cancer(LOL), and seeing small children smile.

Can you be mean? Yes, I am kinda mean when you get on my bad side. You have to do a lot of rude things to do that though, so don't worry. LOL

Can you be nice? Yes! I love being nice to people who treat me with as much respect as they treat me. I don't like insulting people, never even mention bullying them :'

( Dumbest word ever? Flabbergasting, Flabbergasted, Flabbergast, either way :P

Do you have your entire life planned out for you? No

What adults tell you the most? "You're on the right track. Many kids your age are very different, in a bad way. I'm just glad you are interested in your education and in being successful."-

A summary.

Love over Happiness? No, happiness over Love. I only Love my family and Jesus and GOD. LOL

Do you believe in the Devil? Of course. I don't worship him or like him. I just know he exist and you shouldn't disrespect him.

First Kiss? Never Had one.

What you don't like about your parents? They are too over-protecting.

One more thing you want to say? Thanks for anyone who actually read this. It seems like you really took the time to know me. Even if it's not everything about me :P


1. What do you do when your crush asks you who you like?

I say, "Maybe I like someone, maybe I don't...Why do you want to know anyway?" O.o

2. What celebrity couple did you ever love?

Alexbelle- Alexander Ludwig and Isabelle Fuhrman

3. Favorite color?

Sunset Orange

4. Mini dress or long dress?

Depends on the occasion.

5. Style; Punk, girly, I don't give a fuck, or mixed?

Girly

6. Are you okay with people up in your space?

Are you kidding? I'd be like, "Get the hell outta ma face!" But I am not that mean so I'd say, "Please get out of my face."

7. Your dream date? Paintball fight, Movies, or beach?

Movies

8. Would you let a guy win at a competition with you...just so he'd think he has impressed?

Nope, no mercy! Lol, I think I wouldn't care if the guy can beat me or not...fuck it :P

9. Are you ready to answer the 10th question?

Of course...just don't make it too personal

10. Who do you love?

Cato!ahh...I am not stupid like that. I love my family, friends, and GOD. But...I STILL LOVE CATO!!!

I adore One Direction. Don't judge me because of my interest, and I won't judge you.


How many successful stories do you have?

One, Clove and Rue

What makes you feel great?

That feeling you get when someone comments on your story and says that you, YOU, have inspired them to write on their own because your writing is amazing. It makes you feel as if you're flying because it proves to you that you are a great writer no matter what anyone says.


Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!

Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish I could go to Camp Halfblood!

Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.

If you love CLATO 100%, put this on your profile.

If you're a kid who would rather spend their time writing than talking on the phone, POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

If your obsesion is the Hunger Games, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love CLATO 100%, put this on your profile.

If you're obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence, Isabelle Fuhrman, and Alexander Ludwig copy this on your profile!

If you're a kid who would rather spend their time writing than talking on the phone, POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

If your obsession is the Hunger Games copy and paste this to your profile!!!

REPOST if you wanted to rip the director's throat out for putting so many GLATO scenes in the movie >:o!

I'm a kid who doesn't care what people think of me, I'm a kid who is obessed with fictional characters and is proud to admit it, I'm a kid who doesn't spend all of their time cooped up inside, I'm a kid who loves to read and write and is willing to take any crap for it, I'm a kid with only a few but amazing friends, I'm a kid who is DIFFERENT and PROUD! Copy and post this on your profile if you're one too!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.(A.D.H.D)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(A.D.H.D)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, Miss Ginny Weasley, SmartGirlD, JacobBlack'RAWR, Clumzylil'Pixiegrl10908, KoOkIeZ-KrAzY, Lleia Ride, Firestone Piper, La Morgana, Rio2016Archer, Alpha2011, LaurenButterflyRue

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Heres my disclaimer because I am very forgetful: none of the work I do belongs to me but the mind of the author who has created it.

Copy and Paste if you want to go to heaven and meet your family and your holy family

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

I'm a CHRISTIAN & I'm PROUD

I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me

if God brought you to it, he will bring you through it

I like it when I remember that God is in control of everything

1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

Coke and Haribos

2. If you were reincarnated a creature, what would you want to be?

A phoenix

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Foxface from the Hunger Games

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

I've never been to IHOP. I live in Wales, where there isn't any IHOP.

5. Last book you read?

Matched by Ally Condie

6. Describe your mood.

Annoyed at my friend Grace for insulting the Hunger Games

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

I twisted my ankle

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

My BFF Lauren!

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock concert

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

A Clato drawing

11. Favorite Soda?

Coke

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

bandeau

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

bike

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Les Miserables

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

Alexander Ludwig

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?

Red Velvet Cupcakes

17. What is you favourite sandwich option?

tuna and sweetcorn or ham and sweetcorn

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

the window

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

No never

20. Favorite toy as a child?

my whale Shamu

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

No!

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

NO

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

yesterday

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

strawberries (madge undersee)

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

No

26. Do you like running long distances?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Yes!

28. What color are your bedsheets?

blue

29. Whats your favorite flower?

primrose

30. Do you do ballet?

no

31. Do you listen to classical music?

no

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Eastenders

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

sometimes

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

15 celsius

35. Do people consider you smart?

no not really im average

36. How many piercings do you have?

None, though I'm going to get my ears pierced in the summer holidays

37. Are you signed on AIM?

i dont know what that is

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

YEAHHHHH

39. How do you feel about your family?

luv em

40. Do you have an iPod?

Yes

41. What time do you go to bed?

school nights 9, holidays 10,saturday and sunday 10

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

Les Miserables soundtrack

List of my favourite hunger games characters (IN ORDER)

Clove (sexy bitch)

Cato

Marvel (funny love the smile)

Annie (sweetheart)

Finnick (hot)

Johanna(attitude)

Gale (squirrel boy)

Cinna (love the outfits!!!)

Enobaria

Brutus

Wiress

Beetee

Prim

Rue

List of least favourite hunger games characters (IN ORDER)

Gary Ross (how could he not include clato in the film)

Thresh (how could he kill clove)

Pres Snow (ahh who likes him again?)

Pres Coin

Gloss

Cashmere

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS

1) Clove

2) Cato

3) Rue or Gale Hawthorne.

4) Marvel

5) Finch

6)Haymitch Abernathy

7) Effie Trinket

8) Primrose Everdeen

9) Annie Cresta

10) Finnick Odair

11) Mags

12) President Snow

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Mags and Haymitch? *Yawn*

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kinda, but not that hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That wouldn't work.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A few...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eeeew no Cato isn't gay.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Finch and Finnick coz it sounds funny

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Clove and Prim? No.

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Ummm yesterday?

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Clove and Effie are in a happy relationship until Annie runs off with Effie. Clove, brokenhearten has a hot one night stand with Mags and a brief unhappy affair with Haymitch, then follows the wise advise of Finch and finds true love with president Snow. ... No. Oh GOD NO.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

YAY POPCORN ME SNACK GUY!

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

She'd probably steal my teddy bear. Not that I have one...

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Wow. Scary little 12 year old :P

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I'd kill him in my story.

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

... I AM TELLING ANNIE!!!!

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

She is the closest thing to emo and she's perfect anyway.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I'd kiss him *

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

You can't drink it.

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Why are these people up at 3 in the morning singing Never say Never?

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Cato would fall in love with me and give extra 'lessons' and Mags would be asleep all lesson anyway

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

Prim would say Clove, "I'm telling Cato"

I would say "Where did I leave that nightlock..."

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

What's target?

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(Opposed to irregular soap?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Really? Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

(because they don't want to give us the fake fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(I think something got lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use on Mars?)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(No dip Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh darn it i was relly hoping it would, crushed my dreams :'()

These phrases are just funny or true or truly funny???

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep!

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver

Be insane- well behaved people never made history

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

How to know you're obsessed with The Hunger Games.

-You hate who ever made up Team Peeta or Team Gale because it makes you think of Twilight and THG is to awesome to be related to anything.

-You listen to a random song and your eyes widen and you smile because it perfectly describes a certain moment in THG, CF ,or MJ.

-You have a mini spaz atack because you had a nightmare that Peeta/Gale died and Katniss didn't care.

-You rushed into the book store and pushed someone away from the rack where mockingjay was and grabbed the book before anyone could take it from you.

-For girls with short hair: you jealous of your friends cause their hair is long enough to braid.

-On a hike/camping trip/outdoor excursion, you find yourself thinking about what wherever you are would be like as an arena.

-You've thought about learning archery, just in case.

-The first time you saw a poster for the movie "District 9", you ran over thinking it was going to have something to do with THG. (But nope. It's about aliens. And they're not even in Panem.)

-You relate everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, to THG. (THIS IS TOTALLY ME! MY MOTHER ALWAYS GETS UPSET WITH ME BECAUSE I DO!)

-You know someone named Peter and accidentally call him Peeta

-You will never see the book "To Kill A Mockingbird" the same way again.

-Parent: Oh look, pita br- You: WHERE?

-You wait eagerly for any hint at possible casting roles. . . just so you can rant about why they're all wrong.

-You ration your food and then realize you're not, nor ever will be in the same situation.

-You talk about/to the characters of the books as if they are real or as if they could hear you.

-If you hear the word or see a Cornucopia, you immediately either look for food and weapons or run away fast.

-If you have memorized the book and go around quoting from it. =)

-You are now terrified of fog and monkeys.

-Every time you see someone with blonde hair and blue eyes, you think of Peeta.

- After reading Catching Fire, you went back a few pages and re-read the ending to make sure it really was that unbelievable.

-You literally cried when Katniss sang to Rue while she was dying.

-You couldn't decide whether to love Finnick or hate him.

-You've hated Haymitch, you've loved Haymitch, and you've been very mad at Haymitch.

-You have been yelled at in laser tag because you thought you were in the arena, freaked out, and almost climbed the wall things.

-What is worse than either fog or monkeys alone? (MONKEYS IN THE FOG!)

If any of these things have happend to you...That means you're offically OBSESSED!

A lot of of those things happend(s) to me but i dont see it as an obsession more of an extreme fondness.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

KATNISS:

[x] You would do anything to protect your family.

[X] You have good aim.

[ ] You hate cats.

[ ] You aren’t fond of people in general.

[ ] You hate being indebted to people.

[X] You hold grudges.

[X] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.

[x] When you sing, the birds fall silent

5/8

PEETA

[X]You’re an artist.

[X]You love to bake.

[X] You can decorate well.

[ ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.

[X] You’re clever.

[ ] Your favorite color is orange.

[ ]People tend to be charmed by you.

[ ] You’re a hopeless romantic.

[ ] You have a strong sense of self.

4/9

GALE

[x] You question everything.

[X] You’re very defiant.

[x] You’re spontaneous.

[x] You’re a rebel with a cause

[ ] You would do absolutely anything for justice.

4/5

FINNICK

[ ] You like "secrets".

[ ] You like sugar cubes.

[ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.

[X] You’re a skilled swimmer.

[ ] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.

[ ] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be.

[X] You’re protective.

2/7

PRIM

[X] You’re innocent.

[X] You adore animals.

[X] You love helping people in need.

[X] People seem to be fond of you.

[X] Over time you’ve become quite wise.

[X] You are nurturing.

3/6

CINNA

[X] You’re creative.

[X] You root for the underdog.

[X] You dress simply.

[ ] You stand up for your cause.

[ ] Your hair is simple and easily manageable.

[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.

4/6

EFFIE

[X] You’re materialistic.

[ ] You’ve dyed your hair a wild colour.

[ ] You’re somewhat naive.

[ ]You’re chirpy.

[X] You’re punctual and hate lateness.

[ ] Etiquette is important to you.

1/6

HAYMITCH

[X] You’re very sarcastic.

[ ] You get drunk often.

[ ] People might find you condescending.

[x] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours. - YEAH!

[ ] You’re very lonely.

2/5

JOHANNA

[ ]You’re a bold, gutsy person.

[X] People might call you crazy.

[X] You want things to be fair.

[ ]You’ve had a rough time in life.

[ ]You really don’t like most people. - Yes, I pretend I do though.

[ ] You don’t like being in water.

2/6

RUE

[X] You love music.

[X] Your small and graceful.

[X] You hum often.

[X] You inspire others.

[X] You’re always hungry.

[x] People underestimate you.

5/6

CLOVE

[X] You never miss.

[X] People don't understand you.

[X] You're athletic.

[X] It's like you have two different personalities

[X] You won't have a happily ever after.

[X] You doubt those around you.

[X] You're very observant.

7/7

CATO

[X] You're brutal.

[X] You care on the inside

[X]You're stronger, and faster than you look.

[X] You are arrogant

3/4

Clove is the female tribute from District 2. She is considered a Career Tribute with an ability at throwing knives. She has a reputation of never missing. She volunteered to be a tribute, and many believe she is not quite right in the mind. She loathes Katniss, and she makes the first known kill of the 74th Hunger Games. She tells Marvel, the District 1 male tribute, to kill Katniss's ally, Rue, and ultimately brings on her own death by the hands of Rue's District Partner, Thresh, when she brags about killing Rue to Katniss. Thresh kills her by bashing a large rock against her skull.

HUNGER GAMES!

Favorite character?

Rue :)

Favorite adult?

Johanna

Favorite scene?

THG- "You have to win."

" I'm going to. Going to win for both of us now."

Favorite couple?

Annie & Finnick

Favorite tribute?

Clove!

TEAM:

Gale

What do you think is the best couple?

Gale/Katniss

What couple do you hate?

Peeta/Katniss ( I like them As best friends, yes.)

Gale/Madge?

NO!

Why?

Gale and Katniss!

Peeta/Madge?

Uh... haha... erm... NO!.

Finnick/Katniss?

I think they're better with that whole brother/sister relationship.

Finnick/Annie?

Yes! So lovely! Second Fave couple!

Peeta/Johanna?

I dont think so! NO!

Finnick/Johanna

No. Just No! I like him better with Annie.

Madge/Katniss?

As friends? Obviously :)

If Katniss and Peeta didn't win the Games?

Well... If Rue won, then I guess that'd be okay...

If Peeta died?

I wouldn't feel anything

If Gale died?

I would hunt Suzanne Collins down and tell her to rewrite it! Or else...

If Finnick died?

He did die! He didn't deserve to die! He should have lived. :( His death was sooo bad! It should have been better!)

If Rue lived?

Aww, yay little Rue! :)

If Haymitch stopped drinking?

It wouldn't be as funny! Unless he stops drinking for when Katniss and Peeta have kids.

If Katniss chose Peeta?

Gale could kill Peeta then Katniss and Gale could stay in love!

If Katniss chose Gale?

YAY!!!!!!!

If President Snow died?

Um... I would be very happy. But he is dead... so yeah...

If Voldemort took over?

NO! YOU SAID HIS NAME! and: When does HE enter to the Games? But, I guess everything will be VERY strange...

This or That:

Katniss or Gale?

Katniss!

Gale or Peeta?

Gale. No question about it.

Finnick or Peeta?

Finnick 100%

President Snow or Peeta?

Well I guess President... NO! WHO THE HECK MADE THIS QUESTION? xD I go for Peeta! Why would I go for Pres. Snow?

Katniss or Madge?

Katniss.

Madge or Thresh?

Thresh

Rue or Clove?

Rue

Cato or President Snow?

Cato for President!!! xD


RANDOM TEST!!!

Whats the last book you read? Mockingjay.

What's on your TV right now? Wolfblood

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? hi mum

Where are you? Living room.

What was the last thing you ate? Chocolate chips pancakes! (I made them!)

What's your personality like? Funny, nice, positive, romantic, intelligent, I talk a lot, HAPPY and SMILY, shy

What was the last thing you thought? I'm doing this quiz.

What was the last thing you dreamed and when? Last night... dreamed I was in THG! O.o

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? I would buy a new house, save some money, and the rest spend it in BOOKS and clothes!

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A piece of paper.

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Hi!

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? HG: To make it humiliating as well as torturous, the Capitol requires us to treat the Hunger Games as a festivity, a sporting event pitting every district against the others. The last tribute alive receives a life of ease back home, and their district will be showered with prizes, largely consisting of food. All year, the Capitol will show the winning district gifts of grain and oil and even delicacies like sugar while the rest of us battle starvation.

What's it like being you? I like it :D

What are your thoughts on writing? I think that someday I'll finish writing a good story about 200-400 pages long and it'll be a best-seller. I try my best to write as good as I read! I wanna be a famous author!

How tall are you? 5.5

What book are you currently reading? City Of Ashes

What music are you listening to? Safe & Sound

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? My Facebook.

What was the last thing you cooked? Chocolate chips pancakes! They were delicious!!!

What color are the walls of the room you are in? White *sigh, kinda boring, right?

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Nope...

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup, mustard it's just GROSS

How many different programs are on your computer right now? Two

What is the weather like? It's hot. With a little breeze.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where? no

What's your favorite article of clothing? Hard decision, I love combinig items, but maybe my silver flats, or my jean shorts or my white tank top.

Who is the most special person to you? My mum.

What's your favorite childhood memory? Still having a child hood! :D

Scariest moment of your life? Don't remember many of them... (So glad!)

One word that would best describe you? Loyal.

What is your favorite month in the summer? July.

What's your favorite number? 22

What does your name mean? IDK.

What does your user name mean? It's random!

What is your favorite Disney movie? I love them all! Can't decide!

What made you smile today? my friend grace

Last thing you said out loud? "Thanks, mum."

Last rainbow you saw? I think a few months ago... sad isn't it?

Do you want a hair cut? No, I want it to grow it long. But I need a trim.

Are you musically inclined? Idk...

Have you ever been in a fight? nope

Anything else interesting happen to you in your life? My life is pretty good!

What is your favorite outfit? My jean shorts, white tank top, silver flats. And my hair down, or in a braid.

Anything else interesting? No. Not that I think of.

Girls are better at:

1. Hearing

2. Talking of emotions

3. Multi-tasking

4. Paying attention

5. Childbirth

6. Art

7. Instruments

8. Better Grades

9. Manners

10. Skinnier

11. Sweeter

12. Conversation

13. Shopping

14. Hair-Styling

15. Frugality

16. Being peaceful

17. Being a housewife super

18. Not being color-blind

19. Giving a guy pleasure in games and chaste fun -_-

20. Memorizing details

21. Writing yaoi

22. Smiling

23. Spontaneity

24. Innocence

25. Humor

26. Hypnosis

27. Maintaining dignity

28. Silence

29. Having two X chromosomes -_-

30. Singing

31. Being a diva

32. Looking good with long hair -_-

33. Cross-dressing

34. Style

35. Sleeping without any suspicious activity -_-

36. Making excuses for being late

37. Dancing

38. Looking good with long legs -_-

39. Being a princess

40. Being in shojo anime

41. Getting rooms for themselves in the Capitol Building in America

42. Screaming

43. Fangirling

44. Being girls

45. Wearing lipstick

46. Singing in a high voice

47. Getting grossed out

48. Cuddling

49 Having issues

50. Being haunted

51. Hooking up with a guy

52. Living longer

53. Surviving a horror movie

54. Dying in a horror movie

55. Being a tourist

56. Being a teacher

57. Being ghosts

58. Acting

59. Punctuality

60. Keeping Their Things

61: Flirting

62: Writing Books

63: Writing script for anime

64: Giggling

65: Kissing

As You Die, penguin freak, random goof who looks like a stick, and LaurenButterflyRue

Anyone willing to continue for me?

Boys are better at:

1. Fertilizing eggs

2. Brute Force

3. Being colorblind

4. Math (does not include Timothy Nyugen)

5. Sciences

6. Growing tall

7. Being accepted by society

8. Containing emotions

9. Fighting

10. Standing gruesomeness

11. Fostering Confidence

12. Burping

13. Farting

14. Covering up fart

15. Acting

16. Acting stupid

17. Studying

18. Writing

19. Becoming president

20. Winning

21. Losing

22. Getting drunk or buzzed

23. Being funny

24. Being handsome

25. Being a girl

26. Being a guy

27. Getting D's and F's

28. Becoming lust-infected

29. Getting laid

30. Dancing (yes including white people)

31. Being a dad

32. Being a scary criminal

33. Not caring

As you die, random goof who looks like a stick, and ThunderRaptor

Naming by District: A fanficcer's guide

District One

The key: Nouns. People from D1 are named after luxury items, literally. Cashmere, Gloss, Glimmer, Marvel. All of these are normal words you might use in a conversation.

Things to watch out for: Names that sound too similar to Glimmer. Names that are just ‘pretty’. Normal names.

Some suggestions: Silk, Wonder, Tassel, Fedora, Poise, Mylar, Ribbon, Gilt.

You’re doing it wrong: Shimmer, Glitter, Sarah, Ann, Rose, Rainbow.

District Two

The key: Ancient Rome. People from D2 are named often according to cognomina from ancient Rome. The same goes for the Capitol. Cato, Enobaria, Clove, Brutus. Some changing to the structure is fine- from ‘Clovis’ to ‘Clove’, for example.

Things to watch out for: Pretty much everything else. Names that just sound cool.

Some suggestions: Carnefex, Justin, Elvorix, Cimber, Valentine, Lupus.

You’re doing it wrong: Seraphina, Mark, Allison, Ebony, Light, Valor, John.

District Three

The key: Think mechanics. Then misspell it. You walk a thin line with D3 names- it’s got to be recognizable. Wiress, Beetee. The roots are ‘Wire’ and ‘TV’. Be creative.

Things to watch out for: ...but don’t be too creative. Names that make no sense. Normal names.

Some suggestions: Fuze, Lasar, Cordin, Gadjet, Drive.

You’re doing it wrong: Jennifer, Outlette, Electronica, Samuel, Holodisc.

District Four

The key: Surprise, surprise, it’s ocean names. Finnick, Annie, Mags. If you look at the meanings, you’ll find that Annie and Mags both reference the sea, and Finnick (fin) is not that hard to reach.

Things to watch out for: Flower names, especially things that grow nowhere near the coast. ‘Pretty’ names.

Some suggestions: Marlene, Ursula, Romy, Caspian, Naylor, Orman.

You’re doing it wrong: Aquafina, Ariel, Violet, Oceania, Neptune, Carl.

District Five

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Six

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Seven

The key: There’s not much of one- you’ll see variety here. The guidelines are not quite as strict, as D7 has only two known names, both of which are very different. Johanna, Blight. Johanna is a biblical, functional name, and Blight is a name relating to the foresting industry.

Things to watch out for: Anything that’s just ‘too much’. Overly fancy names.

Some suggestions: Rachel, Peter, Joseph, Twig, Amber, Pan.

You’re doing it wrong: Evangeline, Pestilence, McKenzie. It’s difficult to go totally wrong.

District Eight

The key: Similar to District Three, the key in Eight is to find a cloth, a pattern, a method of making clothes- and misspell it. Or, alternately, don’t. Bonnie, Twill, and Paylor. Twill is a type of fabric, Bonnie is thought to reference ‘the bonnie blue flag’ from the Civil War, and Paylor is a reimagining of Tailor.

Things to watch out for: You can get away with almost anything, as long as it doesn’t have too many bells and whistles.

Some suggestions: Paisley, Frieze, Jaspe, Kersey, Linsey, Tussah.

You’re doing it wrong: Julianne, Dorian, Garrison, Mayetta.

District Nine

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Ten

Utterly unknown. Do as you wish.

District Eleven

The key: Flower names, bird names, butterfly names, farming names. Spell it right, spell it wrong. Just be original. Rue (flower), Thresh (method for farming or deliberate misspelling of thrush), Seeder (cedar, or literally, she who seeds), Chaff (the protective casings of cereal grain). I could go on.

Things to watch out for: A plain ol’ obvious flower name. ‘Normal’ names.

Some suggestions: Cama, Thistle, Tanager, Finch, Lupine, Zale, Mimosa.

You’re doing it wrong: Rose, Lily, Julie, Rick, George, Tulip.

How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games!

If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"

You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay

You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)

You cried when Rue died

You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long

You named your cat Buttercup

You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.

You love pita bread

You have written/submitted to an SYOT

You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune

You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character

You like to wear your hair in a braid

You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta

You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.

You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person

You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire (PS. They are NOT nude)

You screamed/cried when Peeta's heart stopped in Catching Fire

Then cried tears of joy/or jump for joy when Finnick brought him back to life

If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12"

You've wondered what squirrel tastes like

THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.

You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch

You see a wasp's nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"

You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story! THG IS BETTER! Sorry Twihards.)

You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids

You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay! (Bet he married Johanna!)

You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. (I love her!)

You have parts of the book memorized

No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games

you buy another set of books just so you can lend them out and keep your set nice :)

you went out to buy the posters the second you heard about them

you wikipedia katniss

you become team peeta or team gale

when you listen to music you imagine different scenes from the book in your head

you came up with your own tune for the hanging tree and rues song

you think cinna flavius and octavia are stylish

when you're out in nature you start thinking about what you would do in a survival situation

you are convinced everyone needs to learn how to make snares and tie knots

You keep on reading the headlines about uprisings in Egypt as "Uprising in (District) Eight."

When you see the word "Pita" and you automatically think of Peeta.

When you see a bird you think of a Mockingjay.

You’re now saying OMGale, WTFinnick, and Shut the Peeta Bread Up.

You’ve actually spent time figuring out the district locations

You consider doing your "What Animal Am I Like?" school project on a Mockingjay. The first thing you notice about someone is how much they look like [insert character name here].

You cast the movie for yourself and hate it when others say different.

You decided to take up archery.

When you get a cat, you name it Buttercup.

You plead your parents to get you a goat for your birthday,

You put anything HG-related in your name.

You know who might be playing Katniss, Gale or Peeta in the movie.

You can't pick your favorite book.

You cried when Rue died.

You can quote any, usually all, of the books.

You tell non-readers why this should be the first book they finish in a year and a half.

You look for where the names came from.

You go to a book signing.

You have any HG memoribilia.

You can relate it to real life.

You compare other books' themes/characters to it.

You see billboards advertising 'Vote Me, District 11' and are immediately reminded of the Hunger Games.

You went to see District 9 just because of the title.

You always misread To Kill a Mockingbird as To Kill a Mockingjay.

You cannot take the word 'finicky' seriously.

When you see bread you try to categorize what District it came from.

You persuaded multiple people to read the books.

You actually screamed when Katniss kissed the wrong guy.

You think that there is a wrong guy.

You care that there's a wrong guy.

You can debate who the wrong guy is.

You accidentally call "Peter", "Peeta".

You understand these.

You made a fan version of Rue's Lullaby.

You made a fan version of The Hanging Tree.

You listened to a fan version of a song.

You have a favorite fan version.

You can draw a mockingjay.

You dress up as a character for Halloween.

You make your mother drive around town for 3 hours to find a play bow and arrow for said costume.

You make an entire lunchtime conversation about which guy was better.

When people say "Which planet is Lady Gaga from?", you say "The Capitol".

You have the Hunger Games board game.

You wear your hair in a braid everyday.

You plan all your outfits according to Katniss' outfits in the books.

You force yourself to like lamb stew because Katniss likes it.

You watch all the cake decor/baker shows because that's what Peeta would watch.

Whenever you hear the word "glimmer" you think THG.

You realise that saying "Peter" in a British accent sounds like "Peeta".

When spell check says Peeta or Katniss are not real words you add them to the dictionary.

You start a THG club.

You hate roses just cause Snow likes them.

You flip out when you meet someone that looks like one of the characters.

You get grey contacts.

You hate it when people bash the books.

You hate when people read the books because you are over protective because you are weird like that.

You use quotes from THG as advice for other people.

You have started compiling songs for the THG soundtrack.

You have casted yourself in the movie.

You have casted yourself as the casting director so you can get the right characters.

You will bring things to chuck at the movie screen if the movie doesn't turn out right.

You think that new movie that's coming out "The Killing Games" is a cheap rip-off of THG.

You think "The Girl in the Arena" is a rip-off of THG.

You will pay $40 to get a VIP seat to the premiere of THG.

New swear words*

D District

S Snow

F Finnick

H Haymitch

A Abernathy

C Capitol

Not a day will go by without you making SOME sort of reference to the THG.

You have tried making your own metal Mockingjay pin.

You have actually spent hours online looking at Mockingjay pins and wishing you were 18 so you could order them.

You have your own bird pins and have declared them your "Mockingjay pins" (I have 3)

You want bread with a Mockingjay stamped on it.

You will sometimes determine if you like a person depending on if they have read the THG series and liked it.

Whenever you see the word "Uprising" or "rebellion" you think immediately of THG.

You start having dreams about THG.

You've bought a Hunger Games T-Shirt. Or want one very,very badly.

You've talked about this book so much you've convinced some of your friends to read it. And the school librarian.

Your notebooks are full of THG doodles.

You know what District you're from.

You can't go to sleep because you're thinking about THG.

You're having a normal conversation with someone, and THG always winds up in it.

You are TOTALLY OBSESSED, AND PROUD OF IT!!

(totally proud)

You accidentally call people Peeta, Katniss, or Gale, based on appearances

You wear fingerless gloves.

You pretend to yourself fingerless gloves were invented after THG.

You so want to learn archery.

You wish Peeta

(totally true, but the bad thing is that is only one and I have to share) and Gale and Katniss and Rue and Prim and all the other characters you love were real.

You actually look up the hunger games on youtube/google/wikipedia/or anything else

You finish reading THG or CF in less than a week put together.

You've decided not to wear make-up or anything, 'cause Katniss doesn't like it

Your desktop picture on your computer is something related to THG.

You counted down till Mockingjay is released, and tell everyone around you, when no one else really cares.

You have read the book 5 times

You have already made plans to see the movie

You spend hours watching trailors and fan made casts

You have memorized the whole book.

You see a situation and liken it to the THG some how.

You think of your worst enemy and President Snow pops into your head.

You've already decided if you were in the Hunger Games, what your strategy would be.

When you see a round clock you think of CF or Wiress.

You're proud that you look similar to that of Katniss's discription: (brown eyes, olive skin, black/brown hair and you keep in a braid)

You know you're obsessed with the Hunger Games when...you stay up until 3 in the morning reading each book.

You want to find a guy like Gale and Peeta.

You nicknamed your cat Katniss.

You buy a shirt that says "Destroy the Capitol!"

And you freak out on people when they say they havent read it.

You scream when someone says that THG are anything like the twilight.

Every time you see a goat or cat you think of Prim's goat Lady? And Buttercup

You spend hours looking up pictures for a really cool picture for Facebook ro Goodreads.

When you see a girl with a braid you start wandering if its Katniss (I've never done this one lol)

Every time you watch Narnia and see Peter you think of Peeta holding Katniss *sigh*

You bust out laughing when ever you think of Finnick in his net thingy

You say to your friends do you want a sugar cube? and Do you find me...Distracting? and pose :)

and when you pretend your Katniss when your outside climbing a tree.

You don't think that the people adding to this list are weird...

You make up alternate endings for Mockingjay.

You threaten your friends until they read the books.

Someone says "I want Justin Bieber to play Peeta" you think is not a bad idea (obviously if you like JB)

You crumbled cinnamon and dill together to see what Peeta really smells like

You drink hot cocoa and you think of katniss

You write your own THG fanfiction.

You make your own propos.

You cried during the span of the series.

You make your teachers read THG.

You label your friends as characters. (See above)

You wish you had a Cinna app.

You dye your cat's fur to look like Buttercup's.

When you want to freak someone out, you mysteriously put a white rose in their room.

You run around trying to put gold eyeliner on people.

You want to make cheese.

You got o the store and ask if they will take a squirrel for a carton of strawberries.

You have a "Team Peeta" or "Gale FTW" shirt.

You make an apron that says "Peeta Bread".

You are also proud that you look Katnissy too.

You intentionally fail at flower-arranging, flute-playing, and cooking to be like Katniss.

You eat pita bread, you feel like you're killing Peeta on the inside.

You see a street named Gale Ave.

You can find the city of Nogales faster than your own.

When you go to the store and see an orange backpack and buy all of them and BURN THEM because they are a symbol of the Capitol's tyranny. Or because you don't think anyone could top Katniss.

Upon purchasing the book, you simply stared at it for a while and smiled, savoring the fact that you finally had it.

You couldn't stare at it for that long, though, because you just had to read it and see if any of your many theories were right.

Whenever any of your theories was proven right, you pointed at the book and shouted "I KNEW IT!" even if you were still in the bookstore.

On a hike/camping trip/outdoor excursion, you find yourself thinking about what wherever you are would be like as an arena.

Reality TV creeps you out. Especially survival-type stuff (MAN VS. WILD…)

You've thought about learning archery, just in case.

The first time you saw a poster for the movie "District 9", you ran over thinking it was going to have something to do with THG. (But nope. It's about aliens. And they're not even in Panem.)

You see something mentioning "District 11" (of something completely unrelated to THG) and your first thought is "FARMING! RUE! THRESH! HUNGER GAMES!"

When you want to read the books over again.

You've had at least 2 dreams about HG or the characters in it (Peeta dreams ftw)

Blood poisoning excites you, even though it's a deadly infection ("phwoar, mummy, look what I got! BLOOD POISONING! Just like Peeta. 3")

You've considered taking archery lessons or actually HAVE, since reading the series

There is no way you'd pass up the chance to eat wild rabbit

You have, at least at one point, been using the terms "for Peeta's sake" and "oh my Gale"

You own a T-shirt with TEAM PEETA (or Gale) written on it in fabric paint

You have at least 2 HG accessories or articles of clothing or other HG materials (bracelet, T-shirt, earrings, necklace, tramp-stamp, eyebrow piercing, etc)

Your family has commented on your newfound obsession over blond boys

Bakers give you the hots

Every time your family buys cheese buns, you have the urge to cry tears of joy (or actually HAVE)

You've created your own theme song comprised of mostly Peeta's name (or any other character's)

If you ever get a blond boyfriend and you're genuinely afraid of calling him Peeta by accident

Any time anyone asks you how good you are at something, you reply matter-of-factly with your training score

The word "rebel" has taken a special meaning to you

You've often though WWKD—What Would Katniss Do?

Pearls hold a much dearer place in your heart

When people ask you where you live, you reply with your home district

You have kept track of how many times your parents have refused to take you to the bakery because they're tired of you asking

"hijacked" does not mean "steal" to you anymore

You would actually really love to get lost in the woods for a week to show off your skills

At least once you've listed Peeta or Gale on your birthday/Christmas wish list

You refer to your neighborhood as the Victor's Village

You can recite pieces from the books word-to-word—even sometimes whole paragraphs

You read these lists of "You know you're obsessed with the Hunger Games series when.."

FEEL FREE TO POST THAT ON YOUR PROFILE AND ADD MORE THINGS! (Some may be double but it's from diffrent ones...)

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people lookthrough when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride,FaxRideAllTheWay, TheAwkwardTurtle13, Rayella Forever, WingGirl77, I-piTy-Da-FoOl,messygreenroom, laurenbutterflyrue

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

PERCY JACKSON PWNZ. VAMPS SUCK;)

If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy this onto your profile.

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. )

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste thin onto your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate animal abuse and animal testing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you go psycho from the lack of sleep, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

I wrote this because people have been putting stuff on their profile saying “Stop abortion” when they seriously must not understand some of the reasons why they need to get one. Here is a small poem about why some people need an abortion, and what happens when you don't get one.

My name is Ana, I am twelve

My parents say, I'm going to hell

It wasn't my fault, but they say I'm to blame

Last night I was raped, and I'm pregnant in my neighbors name

I never wanted this too happen, it wasn't my choice

But in some situations, you loose your voice

My parents say, no abortion for you

they are against it, What can I do?

Months go by, and I can't go to school

The people their, hurt me and call me a “Tool”

They say it is my fault, that I'm to blame

All that they do, is call me bad names

I can't have a baby, it is too much

But my parents have told me, the baby can't be touched

I'm too young to have a baby, but my parents say “You will!”

Month six has gone by, I have to have it, I feel ill

TWO MONTHS LATER!

My skin is pale, my temperatures high

It's coming soon, so I'm forced to try

The waiting room is empty, my parents are gone

The baby is coming, but it just feels so wrong

I push and I push until the baby is out, but only the baby is their to shout

When giving birth, I am so young you see

The man next door has murdered me

It started nine months ago, when I was raped

The baby is alive, but I am not

If only I had had the abortion, I'd be alive now, nothing would be wrong

The baby grew up, all big and strong

Never knowing, what had gone wrong

Stop anti-abortion! This happens all the time! A twelve year old girl can get raped and her parents refuse to let her get an abortion and she dies giving birth! Stop anti-abortion, and let children like Ana live on! And not even just that, children should have a legal voice and women should have control over their bodies. If you agree at all, Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased

PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already!!!!!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (yep)

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.(yes, totally)

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (I don't, but I will now)

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.(yes)

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda… (I would if we went on cruises...)

You sometimes try to control water.(yes)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (yep)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.(yes)

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (yep)

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.(yes)

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.(yes)

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(yes)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.(yes)

You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (yeah, loads. I once dreamt that I ways Annabeth and I was on the run with Luke and Thalia...)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (pretend, but yes)

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (yep)

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (yep)

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Hazel: Do I ever cross your mind?

Leo: No

Hazel: Do you like me?

Leo: No

Hazel: Do you want me?

Leo: No

Hazel: Would you cry if I left?

Leo: No

Hazel: Would you live for me?

Leo: No

Hazel: Would you do anything for me?

Leo: No

Hazel: Choose--me or your life

Leo: My life

Hazel runs away in shock and pain and Leo runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching (and if you are a LEZEL/LAZEL shipper), copy and paste it into your profile!

Clove: Do I ever cross your mind?

Cato: No

Clove: Do you like me?

Cato: No

Clove: Do you want me?

Cato: No

Clove: Would you cry if I left?

Cato: No

Clove: Would you live for me?

Cato: No

Clove: Would you do anything for me?

Cato: No

Clove: Choose--me or your life

Cato: My life

Clove runs away in shock and pain and Cato runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching (and if you are a CLATO shipper), copy and paste it into your profile!

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I HAVE WAY TO MUCH ON MY PROFILE!

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus. Or Jason.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe)

Annabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. The trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we CAN'T WAIT FOR. (and protests that Percy is a son of POSEIDON not NEPTUNE)

Olympus. Home of the gods, saved by the demigods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoë's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO, Percy, Annabeth, Silena, Beckendorf . . .

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke- shhh, don't tell him I said that!)

Thalia Grace. Hunter and Lieutenant of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy (for those of you who don't know, it's Leo)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times (and helped Percy out too . . . kinda).

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers (Nico should give 'em a new uniform).

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO ("What did they do? What have they do to my city?" -Percy, The Last Olympian)

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance ('The brave, beautiful Persephone was going to get me out of this. She shrugged indifferently. "Fine. What's for breakfast? I'm starving."' -The Last Olympian)

Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.

Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.

Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.

A writer is a person who wishes.

A writer is a person who escapes.

A writer is a person who lives.

A writer is a person who is not afraid.

A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.

A person who believes.

A person who understands.

A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.

I wish for a world where war is just a myth.

I escape into a world where I can predict the future.

I live in a world of joy and mystery.

I am not afraid of the world I create.

I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try.

I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.

I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.

I know, in ways that others deny.

Signed,

Azariosiza

Leixym

PKAquaFlame

japaneserockergirl

Time Signature

urunimi

IvyGreen13

LaurenButterflyRue

If you are a writer, and believe in these, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your pen name underneath "Signed".

If you are against animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: RogueWarrior869, BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, James018, TheDeadOne28, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Brightpath2, athenaparthenos1, LeilaJackson, Love-Blue-Cupcakes, Jasmine di Angelo, urunimi, IvyGreen13, LaurenButterflyRue

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If you can read this, copy and paste it on your profile.


Remember Jean Valjean when you see someone give all they can to the poor when they are also poor

Remember Fantine when you see a mother cry for her child and try to protect them from everything

Remember Javert when you see someone lose all they believe in in a single burst of light (in this case, please prevent said person from doing suicide

Remember the Thenardiers when you see a con

Remember Enjolras whenever you see someone who wants to change the world so others may benefit

Remember Eponine whenever you see someone throw away their happiness for someone they love

Remember Gavroche with every act of bravery you see

Remember Marius whenever you hear of love at first sight

Remember Cosette with every mention of lark

Remember Jehan whenever you hear poetry

Remember Grantaire whenever you see someone who stands with their friends because they believe in their friend not the idea

Remember Feuilly when you see any work of art

Remember Joly whenever you go to the doctor's office

Remember Combeferre whenever you read or hear something philosophical

Remember Courfeyrac whenever you see friends looking out for each other

Remember Bahorel whenever you see a floater or a bald person

Remember Bossuet whenever you see a person with rotten luck but a good attitude

Remember the Les Amis whenever you see a insurrection for a better world

Remember Les Miserables whenever you hear of people fighting for PROGRESS

Repost if you are a Mizzie!

Les Mis Character name research (stolen from Darci the Thespian, who actually did said research):

Enjolras- first name, means "to terrify" originated from Spain (a charming young man capable of being terrible)

Combeferre- first name, means a friend or brother in society

Courfeyrac- first name, Cour means "courtship"

Jean Prouvaire- it's a really religious name. Jean or Jehan means "God is gracious" while Prouvaire means "priest"

Feuilly- last name, based on a profession and comes from a craft

Bahorel- first name

Joly- first name, apparently it's a girls name and it originated from Spain, means "violet flower"

Lesgle- first name, Bossuet is a last name though, and L'Aigle means "eagle" The eagle symbolizes "lofty spirit, ingenuity, speed in comprehension, and discrimination in matters of ambiguity." There's the famous Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet, who was the Bishop of Meaux. (remember how Lesgle's L'Aigle de Meaux). Jacques gave famous speeches and sermons.

Grantare- first name, Taire means "shut up" and it also translates to Grand R.

Marius Pontmercy- Marius could be from either the Roman god of war (Mars) or from the Latin root Mas (maris=male)

Éponine- Originated from English (Epponina). Epponina's husband staged a failed rebellion and faked his death. They were caught and executed. The French version of the name is very revolutionary and it shows connotations of wifely virtue, patriotism and anti-imperialism.

Gavroche- literally, it means "full of rocks." Which means "stout-hearted" and "strong."

Azelma- means "stability, sameness, regular, rules, condition, responsibility, routine, frame, detail, order." Azelma does always follow her father's command.

Cosette- means "little thing." Euphrasie means "mirth," which is amusement.

Jean Valjean- Jean is "God is gracious." Valjean is possibly a deformation of Vlajean or Voilà le Jean (Here's Jean). Valjean is a practical name for the poor. Madeleine means "high tower" Ultime Fauchelevent, Ultime is "ultimate." Fauche means "reaping or thieving" and lever means "to life." Urbain Fabre, Urbain is "from the city" and Fabre is "kind, home-loving, hospitable and friendly."

Javert- last name, practical, logical

Fantine- means "child-like"

Thenardier- symbol of evil, hard, and greedy. Sounds about right.

(thank you Darci the Thespian)

Points of Interest:

1. Thenardier, contrary to popular belief, does not beat his children for fun. He's an opportunist, not a masochist. I mean, come on. Wasn't he evil enough for you?

2. Joly is a hypochondriac. Not a germophobe.

3. Jean Prouvaire does not wear flowers in his hair and he's actually quite fierce.

4. Courfeyrac doesn't come to the Café just to joke and talk about his collection. He's the center of the group. He cares about the revolution.

5. There is more to Grantaire than his drinking problem. There is more to Grantaire than his drinking problem.

6. Eponine isn't perfect. She's awesome, but it's because she's kind of insane. She lures Marius to the barricade to kill him, and she voluntarily works with Patron-Minette.

7. Cosette is perfect. That's it. Hugo didn't create her to be realistic, he created her to be a personification of light. I'm not saying she's the most interesting person, but she doesn't really deserve any hate.

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir . . . when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Copy and paste this if you think racism is just stupid, retarded, and you don't know why people thought SKIN COLOR meant anything.


Antagoniser: why don't you come over here and say that!?

Reply: I would but I'm a little homophobic.

A man walks up to a girl in the bar and the following conversation occurs

Man: hey would you like to dance?

Girl: no I wouldn't dance with you if I got paid

Man: i'm sorry you must have miss heard me, I said you looked fat in those pants.

Did you know, today my friend walked up to me and said "is this stick edible?" and i turned around and said "yes, that is edible. Infact everything is edible, even i'm edible but that dear (insert name) is called canabilism and is frowned upon by most societies.

Now on to the girl power of societies:

8 GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL:

1. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.

2. At least one girl usually survives in each horror movie.

3. We can paint our nails in the middle of a crouded room and not feel stupid at all.

4. Our magazines have horoscopes.

5. Our friends don't say 'hi' by punching us in the arm (i'd like to see my friends try.)

6. Girls with guys first names like Taylor sound cool, but guys with girls names like Tiffany sound weird.

7.If we flirt with a cop, we get out of a speeding ticket, boys get arrested or pepper sprayed (maybe even a bit of both.)

8. Girl talk, we all know boys want to be able to look at each other and know what the other is thinking without having to say a word.

This is really sweet...(there's my girly side showing...damn and here I was thinking I had hidden it so well...)

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

You gotta hate it when someone solves an age old problem with only a few short sentences:

"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water, I took the opportunity to drink it. Now it's not half empty or half full. It's completely empty! Signed: The Opportunist."

"Dear Optimist and Pessimist. That cup is never 'half empty' or 'half full.' It's always completely full. It's just that half of it is water and the other half is air. Your dear friend, the Scientist."

You reall just don't know:

That 15 year old pregnant girl isn't a slut...she was raped by her ex boyfriend.

That boy isn't oversensitive...he gets beaten by his dad and is jumpy around others.

Than man isn't ugly...he got those scars fighting for our country.

That girl isn't fat...she has a medical condition.

That girl isn't a bitch...she's tired of being verbally abused by her peers and is going to stand up for herself.

He's not a slacker...he couldn't finish his homework because he was at the hospital with his dying mum.

Don't judge...you have no clue what's going on with someone.

Friends and best friends:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

(I read that to my bff and she just stood there laughing and nodding her head.)

am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Remember when getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0rST EnEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?

remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

Hey remember that awkward moment when ...

Hey remember that awkward moment when you're at your friends house and they're getting yelled at, so you sit there and pat their dog (or if they don't have a dog) you stand there and start to admire the house decor.

When you felt stupid for standing there alone so you pulled out your phone and pretended to text or talk to someone on it.

When you do something embarrasing and then quickly turn around to make sure that nobody saw and then see someone quickly averting their gaze or continue on staring at you.

Boys...

A mother walked through her frount door noting that he could hear the voices of her son and girlfriend somewhere in the house.

"Honey, where are you?'

"In my room mum," came the reply.

The mother placed her shopping down on the counter and then proceeded to put in away. Halfway through deciding which box of cookies she should give to her son and which one she should sneak into her room when she hears the sound of her sons screams.

Running into her sons room looking for the worst when she found her son crying on the bed.

Looking up at his girlfriend for an explanation she watches the girl put down a controller and turn to the older woman.

"Don't mind him, he's just upset that I beat him at black ops."


Prototype- (Clove & Cato)

Prototype girl of someday, your glass heart is broken.

I wish I could've heard you say, "Our stars were crossed

And we must remember."

Your hours scarred by touching ashes burned in waiting

Gathered dusk so quietly. The story stops beginning

And you've gone on.

The metal pulls apart. Innocence sent crashing down

Hides the clamor under the noise of tomorrows you have chosen-

Something just out of reach from where you're standing.

Shining brighter than the sun, over you it's setting.

You can't go back to sleep,

Your arms were raised in aim.

The wind buckles your knees-

They cry out as you fall.

Prototype girl of someday chasing dreams in anger,

They won't ever hear you say, "Unlearn my name

So you can remember."

The world's aching to kill you slowly while it loves you

Looking past the blinds on your eyes, you're searching late

And all you want is home.

Losing the peace you had written like an empty word

On a paper moon waning thin, knowing kindness and regretting.

Reading your fairy tales, you spoke in riddles

Beating louder than a drum pretending it's tragic.

Forgetting painlessly,

You shouldered the blame.

The weight won't let you go

Until you take the fall.

Prototype girl, you're frozen cold and captivating.

Tired of hanging by a thread, you held your ground

And made us remember.

You patched up the wasted, trusted what you hated.

Walking on to hide your fears, you whispered prayers

Hoping to find your way.

The pages won't reveal

The secrets that you keep.

A tremor claims your life

And leaves your soul behind.

Prototype girl of memories, you're future's culminating.

Scared of bursting at the seams, your stitched up hate

Will make us remember.

You ran red through my fingers while the cannon sounded,

Barely stopping for a dime. The digger's grinning

Short of confessing.

Prototype girl of someday, you missed out on what you may.

Catching shadows in the light, your tears were bleeding

Yet you felt nothing.

Wounds tell me you lie here, a night faded by morning.

I give this rose for what I owe you. You fought your war alone

And now you've come home.


Restaurant Etiquette:

When shown to your table, crawl under it and complement the manager for having a sanitary eating space without gum above your head.

When the waiter collects the menus, keep yours as a souvenir.

Ask the people eating at the nearby tables to try your food so you can be sure it's not poisoned.

When you find out you're paying the bill, remind everyone at your table that the restaurant is known for its bread and water.

Play twenty questions with the waiter; he's not allowed to go until he wins.

Make sure to get pictures and autographs from the whole staff. They all need to feel appreciated.

Bring a back-up outfit with you. The person who received an expensive check had blonde hair, not black!

When leaving, stuff all the mints you can into your pockets. Hey, they're free!


Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?

Yes!

Do you like to hold or be held?

I like hugs... so both?

Do you want a small or big wedding?

Small... and I want it outside! (If I do chose to get married!) Romantic!

Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy?

Poor and Happy.

Have you ever churned butter?

Umm... no. Why would I need to??? xD

What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes?

I don't pay for my shoes... my mom does it for me! xD

If you were a crayon, what color would be?

Green or purple. But not ugly barf green, and not dark, dark purple. Like forest green and Violet purple.

If you could win a couple front row tickets to a game, any sport, any team, what would it be?

Anything at the Olympics!

Would you rather help someone out or be helped out?

Help someone

If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?

Maybe...

What woke you up this morning?

My mum

Where are you?

My house at the computer... duh!

Ever throw up in public?

Yes... But I was little like 5. I was sooo digusted!

Passed out because of alcohol?

Heck No! I'm only 12!

Been put to bed because of too much?

Again... heck no!

What is on your mind RIGHT NOW?

I'm hungry!

Would you take a bullet for anyone?

my BFF Lauren

Where would you like to live?

Somewhere near a beach or near a forest!

What kind of house would you like?

A huge one! And one with a big backyard!

Do you like candy necklaces?

They're soooo Yummy! So yes.

What was the last thing you drank?

Water!

What are you doing this weekend?

Going to buy stuff for school D: and working on fanfics! :D

What's your favorite kind of soda?

Dr. Pepper, orange crush or cream soda!

How many times have you eaten sushi?

Not even once!

What do you want to do right now?

Read fanfics, and finish editing my profile!

Are you listening to music right now?

Yes

What time is it now?

06:53

Will anyone repost this?

doubtful... but maybe!

What makes you mad?

I don't know... oh! Yes I do! Being treated like a baby!

What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?

The sounds of silence...

What are the things that make you happy?

People, books, food, other things that I forget but remember when I don't need to answer questions.

What taste is in your mouth?

Burgers

Do you have a bad habit?

No

Last time you were in a public library?

A few days ago.

How many fans are in your house?

None.

Ever had a lizzard hanging from your ear lobe?

No... random question!

What is the oldest gaming system you still own?

Nintendo DS

Ever play 20 questions?

Yup! But not a sexual way. That's just nasty!

Do you have any bruises currently? If so, where?

No.

Have you ever taken karate lessons?

No.

Last thing you bought or sold on Ebay?

I've never bought or sold anything on Ebay

Ever been in a tree house?

Sadly no.

Ever found a 4 leaf clover?

Sadly no.

Have you ever dialed 911?

No!

Last time you had a nose bleed?

Never had one.


Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Hunger Games (book 1):Just as the clock strikes 2, the mayor steps up on

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air...

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

Doing another survey o.O

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Voice

Without looking, guess what time it is

6:56pm

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:57pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Silence.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking into my house, coming home from the park.

Did you dream last night?

Yup :D

Do you remember your dreams?

Sometimes in the morning... not always

When did you last laugh?

Today.

Do you remember why/at what?

A quote...

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures, window, mirror, ceiling lamp, (Does that count?)

Seen anything weird lately?

No…

What do you think of this quiz?

it's Fun :D

What is the last film you saw?

Hunger games, Special features! Or regular Hunger games if that doesn't count.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

La la land!!! Ohh la la!

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A mansion, a dog, clothes, other stuff.

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

Umm… I don’t really keep my own secrets... and if I did why would I tell you!

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

World Peace :D


RICH KID

[ ] You go tanning.

[ ] You own something from Coach.

[ ] You have over 10 pairs of jeans.

[ ] You own something from Prada.

[ ] Usually when you ask your mom for money she gives it to you.

[x] You like going to the mall.

[x] You own an iPod/MP3 player.

[ ] you love Starbucks.

[ ] You have been called a brat.

[ ] You have tons of shoes.

[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.

[ ] You have more than one house.

Total: 2/12

GOTHIC

[ ] Black is one of your favorite colors.

[ ] You have thought about death.

[ ] You've attempted suicide

[ ] You wear chains.

[ ] You like heavy metal.

[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.

[ ] You have worn black lipstick.

[ ] Your hair was/is dark.

[ ] You dislike preps.

[x] You have/want piercings. (on ears, for earrings!)

[ ] You're going to/or have a tattoo.

Total: 1/11

PUNK

[ ] You can skateboard.

[ ] You wear plaid.

[x] You like Converse.

[ ] You hate MTV.

[ ] You have/had/want/wanted blue, red, purple, or green hair.

[ ] You dislike pink.

[ ] You hate preps.

[x] You wear/have worn skateboarding shoes.

[ ] Shop at Pac Sun Total: 2/9

GEEK

[x] You love the computer.

[ ] You like Star Wars.

[x]You are supposed/wore/wear glasses/contacts.

[x] You get straight A's.

[x] You like reading.

[ ] You were/are in band.

[x] You have a curfew.

[x] You always do your homework.

[ ] You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5/9

EMO

[ ] You've been depressed.

[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses.

[ ] You like the band Thursday.

[ ] You cry easily.

[ ] You hate being called emo.

[x] You keep a journal/diary (I start writing in it for 2 days then stop XD)

[ ] You have written a sad poem.

[ ] You have/had a sad MySpace layout.

Total: 1/8

GHETTO/GANGSTA

[ ] You like rap.

[ ] You are in a gang.

[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.

[ ] You have had a freestyle battle.

[ ] You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out. Total: 0/5

HARDCORE

[ ] You like loud music.

[ ] You love the Ninja Turtles.

[ ] You never walk anywhere.

[x] You wear slip-on shoes.

[x] You love Normal Jeans.

[ ] You wear band t-shirts.

[ ] You love to 'hardcore' dance.

[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.

[x ] You wear blue jeans.

Total: 2/9

PREP

[ ] You love The OC.

[ ] You have a tiny dog.

[x] Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery colors.

[ ] You LOVE buying shoes.

[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, ect...

[x] You love/like to shop.

[x] You like jeans.

[ ] You like Paris Hilton.

[x] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.

[ ] You wear big sunglasses.

Total: 4/10

Athletic [ ] You watch the Super Bowl.

[ ] You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

[ ] You collect your jerseys.

[ ] You have/have had a special shelf for trophies and awards.

[ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.

[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.

[ ] You have a space in your room for awards and/or plaques.

[ ] You have a large amount of medals.

[ ] You belong/belonged to a school team.

[ ] You are going/have gone to a sports summer camp.

[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.

[ ] You are/were on a select team

Total: 0/12


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose--me or your life?

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

That Little girl has spunk!!!


Actual things on products. Omg, people.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Ten ways to annoy people:

1. Name your dog "Dog"

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting

3. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la"

4. Speak everything in a "robot" voice

5. Wear your pants backwards

6. Ask people what gender they are

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend

8. Sing along at an opera

9. Mow your lawn with scissors

10. Honk and wave to strangers


Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: IfI could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

77% of girls think they're ugly, 100% aren't. If you're a girl, repost this.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of stuff and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up and down the same isle, especially when someone's there.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, clap your hands over your ears and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!"

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After reading the books you-

1. Love the colour sunset

2. Mourn all the characters for months

3. You can't think about bread the same way

4. The name 'Peter' Doesn't sound right anymore

5. You always say 'Mockingjay' instead of'Mockingbird'

6. You think of tracker jackers when you see bees

7. You seem to act like Katniss for a while

8. You want to name your bird 'Mockingjay'

9. You named your cat Buttercup'

10. You call your sister 'little duck'

11. You love the colour green

12. You giggled when you found out Prim mean 'petite and proper'

13. You think hollywood is the capitol

14. You search up Hunger Games funny pics

15. You want to taste Peeta food

16. you wonder what Keeta named there kids

17. you think finnick's son is called Finn or Finnick Jr

18. You want to name your kid Peeta

19. You think Finnick is an awesome name

20. You don't and do want to be Katniss

I refuse to count this as an annoying copy and paste message purely because it is a Les Miserables copy and paste thing. Deal with it.

Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at The Cafe Musain

-Tell Enjolras that he would get a lot more followers if he gave speeches shirtless

-Teach Grantaire the lyrics to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

-Hang up pictures of questionable scenes from the 25ac for the Amis to see

-Steal Enjolras' "Red Waistcoat of Freedom" and run around singing, "ONE MORE DAY BEFORE THE STORM!"

-Inform Joly that joining a secret, revolutionary group is the first sign of having the deadly disease "revolution-itis"

-Saying the following joke:

"How many beautiful, blonde revolutionaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? None! Enjolras doesn't screw! Hahahahaha!"

-Jehan is not Kurt Hummel. Saying so is just rude - and highly anachronistic

-Just don't cast Glee in general; i.e., Marius is not Finn, Grantaire is not Puck, Enjolras is not Sam...

-Nor am I allowed to cast other musicals, because Enjolras is not the following: The Phantom, Joseph, Che, Sweeney Todd, Captain Von Trapp, The Beast, Danny Zuko, Jesus...

-No calling Marius a Jonas Brother

-I am not allowed to compare Aaron Tveit or any other actor I deem "hot" to Enjolras - Enjolras is not "hot"; he is Angelically Beautiful

-Les Amis are not the Jets from West Side Story - even if Javert is Officer Krupke.

-I am not allowed to dress up as Patria in hope that Enjolras will kiss me/do unspeakable things with me

-Asking Enjolras and Grantaire "Who's on top?" is not funny, despite how loudly Courfeyrac laughs

-I am not allowed to become part of Courfeyrac's "Collection".

-Nor am I allowed to ask how many "pieces" there are to it.

-Enjolras is not: Sexy, hot, do-able, gorgeous, lust-worthy, a tease, or Mr. Centerfold-Enjolras, and calling him so is inappropriate

-Giving Grantaire my laptop and letting him read Frenchboy slashfics is not a good idea, as it give R what he deems to be "good ideas"

-Enjolras is not my "husband" or my "beau", so I cannot call him that

-I am not allowed to ask Combeferre to tutor me, as I am "unteachable"

-Mimicking Enjolras while he gives a speech is a bad thing to do, and not good for your health

-Combeferre is not Dr. Spencer Reid, and implying so is anachronistic and rude

-Introducing the boys to tumblr is not safe

-Ramin Karimloo is not to be mentioned during meetings by me or anyone else

-Nor is Hadley Fraser

-Or any guy who's played an Ami

Music Movie: Here's how it works:

1. Open your music library

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. DON'T LIE!!!

Opening credits: The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift

Birth: Little Talks- Of Monsters and Men

First day at school: Spoons (feat MNEK & Syron) - Rudimental

Falling in Love: Change- Taylor Swift

Fight Song: Where Have You Been - Rhianna

Breaking Up: Turn Up The Music - Chris Brown

Prom: I Run To You - Lady Antebellum

Life: Come Away To The Water ( feat Rozzi Crane) - Maroon 5

Mental Breakdown: Spectrum (Say My Name) (Calvin Harris)- Florence and The Machine

Driving: Don't Save Me - Haim

Flashback: Better Off- Haim

Wedding: So Wonderful- Emilia Mitiku

Birth Of Child: Princess Of China- Coldplay & Rhianna

Birth Of Grandchild: Arrietty's Song- Version Anglaise- Cecile Corbel

INTERMISSION: Harlem Shake- Baauer

Final Battle: Forever & Always- Taylor Swift

Death Scene: Just Be- Paloma Faith

Funeral: My Boy Builds Coffins- Florence and The Machine

End Credits: Howl- Florence and The Machine

Wow. Mine were quite scarily accurate in places.

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8. Mme Thernadier

9. Grantaire

10. Joly

11. Cosette

12. Marius

Q1: Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A: Azelma/Cosette? I've read a lot of those fics...

Q2: Do you think Four is hot How hot?

A: Javert? Not really...

Q3: What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

A: Marius got Mme. Thernadier pregnant? GET OUT OF MY HEAD. THAT IS WRONG ON SO, SO MANY LEVELS.

Q4: Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A: Grantaire? Of course. Who doesn't love him?

Q5: Would Two and Six make a good couple?

A: Eponine and Cosette? THAT IS DISGUSTING. NO.

Q6: Five / Nine or Five / Ten Why?

A: Enjolras/Grantaire or Enjolras/Joly? I can't imagine Enjolras being gay myself, but probably the first one.

Q7: What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

A: Gavroche walking in on Eponine and Marius? Tease Eponine for years on finally getting the guy she loves. Or dump a bucket of freezing water on them. Either is entirely possible.

Q8: Make up a summary for a Three / Ten fic.

A: Valjean/Joly? WARNING: MAY ETERNALLY SCAR YOU.

Q9: Is there any such thing as One / Eight fluff?

A: Fantine/Mme. Thernadier? Considering Fantines child was a slave to Mme. Thernadier and the latter caused Fantine to die trying to get money for a fake illness her daughter never had, I would hope not.

Q10: Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve hurt / comfort

A: Gavroche/Marius? A (very) Unusual Tale

Q11: Does anyone on your friends list read Three / Eight?

A: Valjean/Mme. Thernadier? I would severely hope not.

Q12: Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

A: Cosette? Yes, a lot of people.

Q13: Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five?

A: Eponine/Javert/Enjolras? Only if it was Eponine and Enjolras being arrested by Jvert. Otherwise no.

Q14: If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A: Mme. Thernadier? Absolutely no idea.

Q15: If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

A: Fantine/Cosette/Gavroche WARNING: SHEER CHAOS IS ABOUT TO GRACE YOUR SCREEN.

Q16: When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A: Enjolras? IDK

Q17: "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7) (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with ( 6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

A: Fantine and Gavroche are in a happy relationship until Grantaire runs off with Gavroche. Fantine, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cosette and a brief unhappy affair with Azelma, then follows the wise advice of Enjolras and finds true love with Marius. . . . . Are you high? Or has Grantaire finally managed to get you inebriated? Both?

Q18: What title would you give this fic?

A: I wouldn't write that even if hell freezes over.

Q19: How would you feel if Seven / Eight were in a heated argument?

A: Gavroche and Mme Thernadier are mother and son, so I guess it'd be normal.

Q20: What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Enjolras as my new buddy? Hell yes.

Q21: How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

A: Mme Thernadier and Cosette? I don't want to know. I really, really don't want to know.

Q22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

A: Eponine? IDK, she's too epic to contradict.

Q23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for thsmart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

A: GET OUT JOLY! *slams door*

Q24: 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Javert slaps Grantaire with a fish for going out with Gavroche. EWWW!

Q25: What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

A: Fantine goes emo...that's pretty deep...I would find myself thinking of the symbolism in it (I haven't over used that word at all...nope.)

Q26: What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

A: Javert? I wld feel pretty confused...very confused...kind of a "um...thanks, I guess" moment.

Q27: (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

A: Azelma? Eh, keep it, you guys don't have much. And I have 3 others (I really don't know why I have so many. I only use one...)

Q28: (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

A: Gavroche, Grantaire and Javert singing a Justin Bieber/Carly Rae Jepson medley. How drunk are they, and what the hell are they doing in my room?

Q29: (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

A: Eponine and Cosette? Pay all attention to Eponine and help Marius realise he secretly hates Cosette. And loves Eponine. Shouldn't be too difficult.

Description

Hair Color: Brown with blonde streaks

Long or Short: Long...very long...

Straight or Curly: Straight. Really straight.

Eye Color: Pale green like Tamani and Laurel from the Wings series

Big or Small: Very tall.

Tattoos: Nooooooooooooooooope.

Piercings: None.

This or That

Fire or Ice: Both kick ass so either works.

Day or Night: Night. Anybody who wakes me up in the morning risks my wrath.

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate. Coffee makes me hyper, like, REALLY hyper.

8D Tea or Soda: Neither. I have the odd glass of lemonade every now and then, but not really a fizzy-drinks person. Juice or Water: Water.

White Milk or Chocolate Milk: CHOCOLATE. MILK. GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

Italian or Chinese: BOTH ARE DELICIOUS. AWW, I WANT A CHINESE NOW...IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT DX

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds.

But meh.

Pizza Hut or Domino's: Pizza Hut. :D

Watermelon or Kiwi: Watermelon.

Strawberry or Blueberry: Frickin' STRAWBERRY

Cherry or Banana: Not a fan of either.

Summer or Winter: Both. I prefer winter, but summer gives me a glorious seven weeks to do what I want :D BUT WINTER HAS FREAKING CHRISTMAS. GIMME.

Spring or Fall: Fall. Or autumn. I know they're the same but LEAVE ME ALONE

Snowy or Rainy: Snow, but I love listening to rain. It's so niceeeee!

Love or Money: Money is the source of all evil . . . but boyfriends are overrated. (Stole WingedKuraiOkami's answer here since frankly I couldn't think of a better way to phrase this.)

Mates or Dates: Mates.

Have You Ever . . . . ?

Smiled for no reason: I am right now.

Danced in the rain: Yep :D

Sang out loud: I think everybody has at one point or another. ESPECIALLY MEEEEEEEEEE.

Kissed in the rain: Oh, let me thinkNO. NOOOOO.

Gotten in a bar fight: Nope, I'm twelve XD But that would be epic.

Done drugs: Hell no. With a capital H.

Been drunk: Nope. Although I think I'd be an entertaining drunk person

XD Been in love: No. With a capital N. Which you could all see for yourself.

Sat on a roof: Sadly no, but thought about it several times.

Gotten thrown out of a store: So close, me and a friend got caught moving a Justin Bieber DVD to the "horror" section, and one of the store assistants was like ""I can see youuu" XD It was creepy but awesome. HMV Store assistant girl person who said that, if you're reading this, best response I've ever had to trying to move DVDs from section to section. I CAN SEE YOUUUUUUUU :D

Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): Nooooooope.

Played an instrument: Piano and guitar.

Smoked a cigarette: NO.

Lied: Seriously??? People actually ask that???

Cheated: Not that I remember.

Stolen: If you count the odd 50p from my mothers shelf when I couldn't find one myself then yeah XD

Stayed up all night: Yep.

Been arrested: Nope.

Favorites Movie: Les Miserables or Hunger Games. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE?????????

Music: Pop, Country and Theatre

Singer: Isabelle Fuhrman, Alexander Ludwig, Isabelle Allen, Samantha Barks, Colbie Caillat, Paloma Faith, Taylor Swift and Misty Miller

Rapper: Me no likey rap. Except the Zelda rap. It's epic.

Band: Florence and The Machine, Lady Antebellum and One Direction

Food: Pizza

Drink: Chocolate Milkshake.

Dessert: Ice cream, chocolate, cake, wafer, *insert about fifty thousand others*

Color: Purple, red, silver, black, orange, blue

Finish

Sometimes I think . . . Is there anybody out there who can understand the crazy, random, sometimes scary maze that is my mind? Probably not.

Sometimes I wonder . . . if I can actually sing/act or not. I'm not too sure, especially on the former, but I've had people tell me I'm okay. Then I wonder if they're lying to save my feelings or something. GAH. I enjoy both of them, especially the latter.

The best feeling in the world is . . . Finally realising something you've been trying to realise/understand for a while.

The worst feeling in the world is . . . Guilt. My head gets really, really hot at the back. It is HORRIBLE.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

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In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

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The Girl you called FAT? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The Girl you called UGLY? She spends hours putting make up on hoping people will like her, only to be humiliated.

The Boy you PUSHED? He is abused enough at home.

See that Man with the SCARS? He fought for our country.

The Guy you made fun of for CRYING? He found out his mother is terminally ill.

Put this on your status for an hour, if you're against bullying.

You will never know what it feels like unless you're in their shoes.

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

Your eyes are/you wish they were electric blue.

You love thunderstorms.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

If you could have powers, one of them would be lightning.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 5/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You love seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac.

Total: 10/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

Total: 3/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

Total: 4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You yell a lot.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take shit from anybody.

You need anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

Total: 2/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

Total: 10/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

Total: 8/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

Apollo can be like an (annoying) little brother sometimes.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

Total: 8/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

Total: Eh...1/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good. (I've been told. . .?)

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

Total: 5/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You’re a prankster.

You get detention on a regular basis.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

Total: 5/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

Total: 0/10

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Kissing is healthy.

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94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

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I will review every fic I read

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Nighty night night.

Don't get tucked in too tight.

Your feet will go numb,

your mouth will go dumb

, you'll lose your sense of touch

, and that's just too much.

It's happened to me,

Try it; you'll see.

But I'd advise you not,

because it also makes you hot.

And with heat you can't deal,

when you simply can't feel.

-LoveTheBoyWithTheBread

Take twelve characters you like and answer the following questions!

1. Eponine

2. Clove

3. Laurel Sewell

4. Tamani

5. Cosette

6. Azelma

7. Katniss Everdeen

8. Sakura Kinomoto

9. Tomoyo Daidouji

10. Cato

11. Gale Hawthorne

12. Holo

-You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

Sakura would run away from Clove and I would follow, 'cause Clove isn't safe when she's drunk or when she isn't drunk!

-What would happen if 9 got 6 pregnant?

To start with: EWWWWW!!!!!!!!! TOMOYO IS TWELVE, PEOPLE!!! and HOW WOULD AZELMA AND TOMOYO KNOW EACH OTHER!!!!!!! weird...

-5 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

Gale and Cosette in a strip club? This can't end well since both of them must be drunk!!

-7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Holo and Katniss? Tamani would slap both of them with a wet fish, because Holo is a 100 and something years old and they're not lesbian!!

-4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

Sure thing! Thanks Tamani!

-Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Azelma would be afraid of Katniss because Katniss can use a weapon.

-10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Cato is getting ready to marry Cosette when Tomoyo stops the ceremony because Clove told her to so that she could be with Cato.

-Give a title of a movie about 3 and 12.

Faeries and Wolves

- ) Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)."

Eponine and Tomoyo are in a happy relationship, until Tomoyo runs off with Clove. Eponine, brokenhearted, has a short relationship with Gale and a brief unhappy affair with Azelma, then follows the wise advice of Sakura, and finds true love with Laurel.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her.-

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go.-

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong.-

When she ignores you Give her your attention.-

When she pulls away Pull her back.-

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful.-

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word.-

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.-

When she's scared Protect her!-

When she lays her head on your shoulder pull her close.-

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.-

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh.-

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay.-

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up.-

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand.-

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and Play with her fingers.-

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh.-

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold.-

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does.-

When she misses you she's hurting inside.-

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.-

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.-

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it-

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to call her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking, babe?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.(just the way I like 'em)

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

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What’s your name?

Lauren

Gender?

GIRL

Age?

12

What’s your birthstone?

Amethyst

Zodiac?

Pisces

Astrological sign?

fish

Height?

5'5

Weight?

Hair color?

light brown

EYES

greenishgrey

Do you have a crush on anyone?

no

Who?

no

Are you lying to me?

NO

Do you have an imaginary friend?

hehehe noooo what are you talking about

Do you want an imaginary friend?

noooWTF*cough cough* yes * cough cough

Look to your left. What do you see?

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

What was the last thing you yelled?

Do you believe in magic?

Yes

Do you believe in fairies?

yes

Who’s your crush?

no

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

no

More than once?

no

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

no

Type your name with your feet.

Lauren

Was that fun?

Yep! I spelled my name!

Run around the house. How do you feel?

no.

Do you own a credit card?

No

Do you like to shop?

Yes!

What’s the last thing you bought?

clothes

Who’s your crush?

no

What’s your favorite color?

sunset orange

Favorite animal?

dolphin

Favorite fruit?

mango

Quick! You have to save the world!

No ಠ_ಠ

Someone has a knife to your back.

crap..im dead

Do you swear?

No i say fudge!

Do your parents know you swear?

I dont swear i say fudge, but yesterday there was a loud noise so i said fudge but i didn't finish the word so it didn't sound like i was going to say fudge

What is open on your computer?

Fanfiction! google microsoft word

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Bye bye!

Where are you?

living room

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

the roof

'What’s the last thing you ate?

cereal

What's your personality like?

Outloud, funny, odd

Who do you have a crush on?

no

What was the last thing you thought?

these pants are really soft

Do you sleep walk?

no

Do you sleep talk?

no

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

i got staked by an oreo

"George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Bushes!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

my profile

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

NO

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

a

What can you hear right now?

a clock ticking

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

NO

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

NO

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

My computer !

who’s your crush!

no

Paste this on your profile!!!!!

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you tell everyone who will listen that Effie Trinket is awesome,and in your perfect Mockingjay ending she would marry Haymitch,it would turn out that Cinna wasn't dead,and Katniss dies alone because she's a Mary Sue., Crazy is when,(Hunger Games Spoiler:O) even though Finnick Odair died convince everyone he is still alive because of you mad ninja skillls!!!! Crazy is when you and your friends all have fruit names from, Stanly and the Pineapple. :) Crazy is when you got to Walmart, go to the dressing rooms, sit, and suddenly yell out, theres no toilet paper! Crazy is laughing out randomly during final exams and making other people stare at you. CRAZY IS WHEN YOU STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT READING FANFICTION! crazy is when at school the smoke alarm goes off and you and your best friend start digging a hole in the sand because you convinced the school will blow up and you two will be the only ones alive and you'll be FAMOUS of course it's also crazy to fill out school application forms for characters in books. crazy is when you create national hug week and use it as an excuse to hug cute guys.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, tiva13579, Assassin Master Ezio 91, Clovey Cat, RedheadedGodess,LaurenButterflyRue

Empaste this onto you profile and add your name to this list if you are pasting this onto your profile to make it longer: InSaNeAnNiE CloveyCat RedheadedGodess,LaurenButterflyRue

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.


96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could.

Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die.

FRIEND VS BEST FRIEND

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIEND: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIEND: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIEND: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIEND: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIEND: Has you on speed dial.

FRIEND: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIEND: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIEND: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIEND: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIEND: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIEND: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIEND: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIEND: Already know not to tell. (that's absolutely true)

FRIEND: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIEND: Are for life.

FRIEND: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIEND: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIEND: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIEND: Will repost this shittttt!

FRIEND: will comfort you when he rejects you

BEST FRIEND: well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIEND: will be there for you when he dumps you

BEST FRIEND: will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

FRIEND: will help you up when you falL

BEST FRIEND: will laugh because she tripped me. (yeah!!!)

FRIEND: helps you find you're prince charming

BEST FRIEND: kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIEND: gives you they’re umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIEND: takes yours and runs away.

FRIEND: helps you move

BEST FRIEND. helps you move the bodies

FRIEND: well bail you out of jail

BEST FRIEND: is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

FRIEND: will teach me how to drive

BEST FRIEND: will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIEND: will go to the concert with me

BEST FRIEND: will kidnap the band with me.

FRIEND: will hide me from the cops

BEST FRIEND: is the reason there after me.

FRIEND: will let me make a fool of myself in public

BEST FRIEND: is making a fool of herself next to me.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Go Slow- Haim (that actually makes sense)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Arriety's Song, Version Anglaise- Cecile Corbel

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Freedom- Paloma Faith ( that actually makes sense)

4. WHAT IS 22?

Lightning Bolt- Jake Bugg

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Thrift Shop- Mackelmore & Ryan Lewis

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Teardrops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

The Train- James Newton Howard

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Stranger Side- Gabrielle Aplin

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Countdown- James Newton Howard

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Harlem Shake- Baauer

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Drumming- Florence and The Machine

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Fearless- Taylor Swift (this actually makes sense)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

Forever & Always- Taylor Swift

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Black & Blue- Paloma Faith

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Dog Days Are Over- Florence and The Machine

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Ho Hey- The Lumineers

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Beauty of the End- Paloma Faith

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

You're Not Sorry- Taylor Swift

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Our Song- Taylor Swift

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

My Boy Builds Coffins- Florence and The Machine

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Searching for Peeta- James Newton Howard

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Billionaire- Travie Mc Coy

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

If I die young-The Band Perry (This made sense)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Just A Game- Birdy

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games (Bold is me!)

1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"

2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay

3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)

4. You cried when Rue died

5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long

6. You named your cat Buttercup

7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.

8. You love pita bread

9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT

10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune

11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character

12. You like to wear your hair in a braid

13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta

14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.

15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012

16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person

17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire

18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire

19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life

20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12"

21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like

22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.

23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch

24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"

25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story)

26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids

27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay

28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. (I love her!)

29. You have parts of the book memorized

30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

The book, which was to be a careful survey of all

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The window

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Eastenders

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7: 36

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7: 47

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Microwave

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I went to school at 8am

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My Ipod

9. What are you wearing?

Joggers

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, that Clove and Katniss became my best friends and started annoying the most annoying boy in my school.

11. When did you last laugh?

I sadly don't remember

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope

14. What do you think of this quiz?

i don't know and don't care

15. What is the last film you saw?

Les Miserables

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Hunger Games stuff, then a plane ticket to meet Isabelle Fuhrman, the actress who plays Clove in the Hunger Games.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a triple jointed finger and I cried when Clove died

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No bullying!

19. Do you like to dance?

LOVE TO

20. George Bush:

huh?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Clove

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Augustus

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Not really

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG!!! I JUST got that!!)

Stereotypes are something I cannot stand, seriously. If you are joking than I get that but other than that it's just wrong. Stupid to think that one or two words can sum up a person.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and am A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (In other people's stuff yes, in my own nope)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a PERSON so I must be LABELLED

MY TOP 10 BOOK CHARACTERS

1. Johanna Mason

2. Clove

3. Cassia Reyes

4. Ky Markham

5. Xander Carrow

6. Cato

7. Katniss Everdeen

8. Gale Hawthorne

9. Rue

10. Prim

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night

WHAT THE HELL JOHANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering

OUT! OUT! *throws shampoo*

4 announced that he or she's going to marry 9 tomorrow

Ky, you're not gay, are you? Besides you have Cassia

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

Yay! Katniss's part of my family! *happy dance*

9 made fun of your friends

Put a spear to her stomach

10 ignored you all time

Oh! So that's how it is Prim! Might as well drown Buttercup and kill Katniss myself!

2 serial killers are after you what will 1 do?

She'll kill them with her axe

You're are on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do ?

Help me limp to the hospital

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A poem

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Grabs everyone in the house and jumps out a window

You're about to do something that make you extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Do it himself

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

That's gay...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

She wouldn't know what to do.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Cheer me on?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Tell me, "Calm down!"

2 tells you about his or her deeply hidden love for number 9

I would cry because he's with Clove

You're dating 1 and he or she introduces you to his or her parents. Would you get along?

No

2 loves number 3 as well. What does that mean?

Clove would be soooo angry

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NO! N-O!

You had a haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Looks like Cato loves me, I wish

1 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Cry in my room for hours.

8 thinks he or she'll never get a girl or boyfriend. What will you tell him or her?

Tell everyone your secret crush on live television and you'll have her in no time.

9 is too shy to face you and confess their love by sending a email. Now what?

Grow up Rue.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Clove MUST be a player

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

NO!! N-O!!

Would 2 trust 5?

No...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick

Depends on what's available

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl or boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Rue's thing is music so probably not.

2 sent a message to her or his bf or gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Rue would realize a mistake was made.

PREP

X You own a cell phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

X You love Starbucks.

x you have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house.

TOTAL: 7

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.

X You have thought about death.

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 0

PUNK

X You can skateboard

x you’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, green, or orange hair. - (streaks count)

x you dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps

X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

X You get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 0

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

Total: 4

How much of an idiot am I? Let's find out!!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose by laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (something like that)

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS

1. Clove

2. Rue

3. Katniss Everdeen

4. Gale Hawthorne

5. Johanna Mason

6. Marvel

7. Finnick Odair

8. Annie Cresta

9. Primrose Everdeen

10. Thresh

11.Foxface

12. Haymitch Abernathy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Foxface and Marvel, yes and I ship them.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Finnick would kill Haymitch

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes! There are a lot about Prim

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Marvel and Clove, hmm, definetly.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Johanna and Prim or Johanna and Thresh? YOU KNOW MY CHOICE!!!!!!!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hope not :(

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A week ago.

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Clove and Finnick are in a happy relationship until Prim runs off with Finnick. Clove, brokenhearted, has a hot one - night stand with Foxface and a brief unhappy affair with Marvel, then follows the wise advice of Johanna and finds true love with Haymitch. POOR CLOVE!!!!!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I will cry. Finnie such a good couple :(:(

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would introduce her to any bullies and they would get bullied.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE??

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would tell her not to be like that. RUE WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

WTF are you doing in my room?

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Hopefully Marvel will help Clove get back to normal.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would kiss him.

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

WTF? When did you start to let your hair grow??

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Finnick, Gale and Prim singing Beauty and the Beat! WTF are they doing?

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

OMG! Rue will teach me how to use a slingshot and Foxface will teach me how to survive. BEST TRIBUTE EVAH!

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

Annie will say to Clove:"Why did you get married to Johanna when you love Marvel?

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

Ask him!

List twelve of your favorite characters from any fandom, in no particular order.

1) Clove

2) Cato

3) Sephy Hadley

4) Marvel

5) Percy Jackson

6) Katniss

7) Foxface

8) Peeta

9) Gale

10) Annabeth Chase

11) Hazel Levesque

12) Prim

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

No

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah, smoking hot!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Prim got Peeta pregnant? What is goin on with the world!

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yeah!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

PERCABETH FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Foxface will prob slap Cato for betraying Clove. AND PRIM IS TOO YOUNG FOR SEX

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

UMMM Annabeth and Sephy visit Camp Half Blood

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes, CLEETA FOREVER!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Sisterly Comfort

Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Some

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

NOOOOOOOOOPERCYBELONGSWITHANNABETH!

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Do you know the muffin man, muffin man

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: VERY WEIRD!!!

A story I plan on doing

If 5 saw 2, 4, and 6 fighting over 9, what would he/she say to each of them to convince them that 9 belongs with 1?

if Madge saw Cato, Marvel and Katniss fighting over Gale she would say to each of them

Cato:You are not gay!!

Marvel:ARE YOU GAY?

Katniss: GALE IS MINE!!!

Clove:ah oh...

Gale: MADGE YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping

it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Heres my disclaimer because I am very forgetful: none of the work I do belongs to me but the mind of the author who has created it.

Copy and Paste if you want to go to heaven and meet your family and your holy family

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

I'm a CHRISTIAN & I'm PROUD

I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me

if God brought you to it, he will bring you through it

I like it when I remember that God is in control of everything

(DADDY I LOVE YOU

The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen)

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Today (dun dun DUNNNN)

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane hadgone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. *TEAR*

A Hunger Games Addict's Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds' songs wake me

I'll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I'll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I'll think of Katniss every time

And I'll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake's sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I'll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I'll always think of Glimmer

If someone's pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I'll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I'm homicidally inclined

I'll make sure I think of Effie

When there's nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It's important to think of the characters

But they're NOT mine (So, Collins, don't sue!)

--x

Les Miserables Pledge

I will remember Jean Valjean

when I steal a loaf of bread

and when I ask "Who am I?"

I will remember Javert

when I look at the stars

and when I am let go from someone who should've killed me.

I will remember the Thernardiers

when I am Master of the House

and when I learn how the Dog Eats the Dog.

I will remember Fantine

when I Dream a Dream

and when I will do anything for a person.

I will remember Marius

When I see Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

and when my world is changed in a moment of breathless delight.

I will remember Cosette

when I have a Castle on a Cloud

and a Heart Full of Love.

I will remember Eponine

when I am On My Own

and when there is a Little Fall of Rain.

I will remember Enjolras

when I see Red and Black

and when I Hear the People Sing.

I will remember Gavroche

when I see Little People.

I will remember the Friends of the ABC

when I meet someone who makes sacrifices for an important cause

and when I see a red flag.

THIS I SWEAR BY THE STARS!

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you could grow wings and fly around, copy and paste this into your profile

What is the definition of wierd? Nothing. Someone may call something wierd because they have not adapted to it, but that doesn't make it, "wierd." Someone may get the not know the difference between cubes and spheres or something as non-complex as that, but that doesn't make them wierd. Maybe they are younger and simply haven't learned the difference. Maybe someone taught them that way before they learned the truth. Or maybe they have a disability. And even if they don't have any of those, but still get it mixed up, it isn't wierd. There are many countries in the world that barely have any money and can barely recieve any form of education whatsoever. Is it wierd they wouldn't know the difference? As for most life expieriences, someone out there will feel the same way you do, or maybe they won't, you never know, but there's no point in making assumptions they won't.

Judgements like these are what is causing the population to decrease at a feverish pace. Well, they are a big part of it, anyway. People are commiting suicide because others make them feel so bad about themselves that they no longer know what to do with their lives. Think before you say these things. For one thing it doesn't make much sense, although people believe it does, and it can lower a person's self esteem, a lot. Think.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you don't understand what normal means

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you don't understand what wierd means

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think wierd and normal are terms people assume have meaning, but really don't

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have tried or wanted to try to make people stop judging someone

"Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree."

If you think Justin Beiber is a waste of time, take your time to put this into your profile and sing it!( by safeandsound12)

Sizzle, Sizzle shooting star

Landing on Justin Beiber

You would see him flying bright

screaming like a girl through the night

sizzle, sizzle shooting star

Thank you for landing on Justin Beiber

A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book.

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing.

A stranger stabs you in the front

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs you in the heart

But best friends only poke each with straws

If you hate Justin Beiber paste this into your profile.

99% of girls would die if they found out Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff. If your part of the 1% that would be waiting at the bottom, filming the whole thing and eating popcorn and screaming "Jump!" at the top of you lungs, repost this

94% of girls would go mad if Justin Beiber went missing. 5% would be running around screaming "Yay! He's gone!" 1% would be laughing and poking their new prisoner.

I HATE GLATO! CLATO FOREVER!! Clove's death kills me, I cry everytime. It's the only time when Clove and Cato are actually shown as scared young kids and not brutal killing machines. My playlist for them is:

A Thousand Years

Enchanted

Tied Together With A smile

Fave Songs:

On My Own Les Miserables, Samantha Barks version

Castle On A Cloud, Isabelle Allen

Do You Hear the People Sing Les Miserables,

A Little Fall of Rain Les Miserables, with Samantha Barks and Eddie Redmayne(fave Marius)

Basically the whole score of Les Mis Les Miserables, most versions

Quotes I love

"Stop saying I wish and start saying I will. Chase your dreams, live out loud and never let anyone bring you down."

Isabelle Fuhrman

What if it was agreed that 'proper' was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?"

-Alice in Wonderland

"Do not let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in conduct, in love, in faith, and in purity."

-1 Timothy 4:12

I could not sit seriously down to write a serious romance under any other motive than to save my life;

and if it were indispensable for me to keep it up and never relax into laughing at myself or at other people,

I am sure I should be hung before I had finished the first chapter. - Jane Austen

Love is not fair.

Love is not kind.

But Love is all you need

in a beautiful broken life.

I'm a Christian.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.(A.D.H.D)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(A.D.H.D)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, Miss Ginny Weasley, SmartGirlD, JacobBlack'RAWR, Clumzylil'Pixiegrl10908, KoOkIeZ-KrAzY, Lleia Ride, Firestone Piper, La Morgana, Rio2016Archer, Alpha2011, LaurenButterflyRue

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Heres my disclaimer because I am very forgetful: none of the work I do belongs to me but the mind of the author who has created it.

Copy and Paste if you want to go to heaven and meet your family and your holy family

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

I'm a CHRISTIAN & I'm PROUD

I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me

if God brought you to it, he will bring you through it

I like it when I remember that God is in control of everything

"You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope."- Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

"I fell in love the way you fall asleep, slowly, then all at once." Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars

"Love is like a flower, you've got to let it grow." John Lennon

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

"I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all." Coco Chanel

You love someone, you don't leave them. Anonymous

“Rue, who when you ask her what she loves most in the world, replies, of all things, “Music.” Katniss Everdeen

“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.” Peeta Mellark

Best Inside Jokes: Here we go...

Unicornucopia

The cat wants the catnip (Hunger Games, Cato and Katniss)

"You're the guest!" "So you're the host!"

These girls are on fire! *Literally*

The freezing cold and the burning hot (Don't ask)

Unless a guy is ugly beyond words, sisters after misters

"Do you want to watch the Hun-" NO!!! (I forbid my BFF to watch the Hunger Games with me due to a repeated viewing of it in January)

"You're the *dramatic pause* guy whisperer." (I'm a teenager. I ask my friend for advice.)

"If you have lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how." I don't know.

"What do you get when you kill a flying squid? A [baked] potato." SkyDoesMinecraft

"Happy Hunger Games and May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor." Effie Trinket

"Happy Hunga Games and may ALL da odds be eva in YOUR fava." My BFF's impression of Effie Trinket

"I have died everyday waiting for you... Darling don't be afraid, I have loved you for a Thousand Years... I'll love you for a Thousand more..." Christina Perri

“Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor.” Effie Trinket

"they either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you." -Haymitch

"Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent" Victor Hugo

"I think my mouth just opens and I spontaneously say things that occur to me" Helena Bonham Carter

"I liked pretending to be other people: I could reinvent myself, reinvent my own reality" Helena Bonham Carter

"There is no normality in life" Helena Bonham Carter

"The day you stop learning and creating must be the most boring day" Samantha Barks

"We all have an escape. Mine was theatre" Samantha Barks

"I feel like I can go out there and just be me and it'll be okay" Samantha Barks

"If Shakespeare was around today I would ask him out to dinner. The only thing I don't like about him is the way he did his hair" Michelle Dockery

"There's a reason that hobble skirts are called hobble skirts. You literally can't walk very far in them" Jessica Brown Findlay

"I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I looked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's where your creativity is developed, when you're young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to" David Walliams

"I don't know what I'll be like when I'm sixty. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman." David Walliams

"Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy" Ludwig van Beethoven

"I'm nervous whenever I perform" Adele

"Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility then you can do anything in comedy" Amanda Seyfried

"A sense of humour is a major defence against minor troubles" Mignon Mc Laughlin

"One persons craziness is another persons reality" Tim Burton

“Deep in the meadow, hidden far away.

A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray,

Forget your woes and let your troubles lay,

And when it's morning again, they'll wash away,

Here it's safe, here it's warm ,

Here the daisies guard you from every harm ,

Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true ,

Here is the place where I love you." Katniss Everdeen

"Holla mi llamo bitches." Jack Quaid

"Yolo doesn't apply to me." Isabelle Fuhrman

"I've always wanted super powers." Alexander Ludwig

“I'm coming back into focus when Caesar asks him if he has a girlfriend back home. Peeta hesitates, then gives an unconvincing shake of his head.
Handsome lad like you. There must be some special girl. Come on, what’s her name?" says Caesar.
Peeta sighs. "Well, there is this one girl. I’ve had a crush on her ever since I can remember. But I’m pretty sure she didn’t know I was alive until the reaping."
Sounds of sympathy from the crowd. Unrequited love they can relate to.
She have another fellow?" asks Caesar.
I don’t know, but a lot of boys like her," says Peeta.
So, here’s what you do. You win, you go home. She can’t turn you down then, eh?" says Caesar encouraging-ly.
I don’t think it’s going to work out. Winning...won’t help in my case," says Peeta.
Why ever not?" says Caesar, mystified.
Peeta blushes beet red and stammers out. "Because...because...she came here with me.”

“I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.” Katniss Everdeen

“I don't want to lose the boy with the bread.” Katniss Everdeen

“I can feel Peeta press his forehead into my temple and he asks, 'So now that you've got me, what are you going to do with me?' I turn into him. 'Put you somewhere you can't get hurt.”Katniss Everdeen

“You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.” Haymitch Abernathy

“Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.” Peeta Mellark

“You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?” Peeta Mellark

“And then he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness that unexpected warmth rushes through me.” Katniss Everdeen

“Peeta, you said at the interview you’d had a crush on me forever. When did forever start?" Katniss Everdeen

Oh, let’s see. I guess the first day of school. We were five. You had on a red plaid dress and your hair...it was in two braids instead of one. My father pointed you out when we were waiting to line up." Peeta Mellark

"Your father? Why?"Katniss Everdeen

"He said, ‘See that little girl? I wanted to marry her mother, but she ran off with a coal miner.'" Peeta Mellark

"What? You’re making that up!" Katniss Everdeen
No, true story. And I said, 'A coal miner? Why did she want a coal miner if she could’ve had you?' And he said, 'Because when he sings...even the birds stop to listen.” Peeta Mellark

“If Peeta and I were both to die, or they thought we were...My fingers fumble with the pouch on my belt, freeing it. Peeta sees it and his hand clamps on my wrist. "No, I won't let you." "Trust me," I whisper. He holds my gaze for a long moment then lets go. I loosen the top of the pouch and pour a few spoonfuls of berries into his palm. Then I fill my own. "On the count of three?" Peeta leans down and kisses me once, very gently. "The count of three," he says. We stand, our backs pressed together, our empty hands locked tight. "Hold them out. I want everyone to see," he says. I spread out my fingers, and the dark berries glisten in the sun. I give Peeta's hand one last squeeze as a signal, as a good-bye, and we begin counting. "One." Maybe I'm wrong. "Two." Maybe they don't care if we both die. "Three!" It's too late to change my mind. I lift my hand to my mouth taking one last look at the world. The berries have just passed my lips when the trumpets begin to blare. The frantic voice of Claudius Templesmith shouts above them. "Stop! Stop! Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present the victors of the 74th Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark! I give you - the tributes of District 12!” Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark

“It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.” Katniss Everdeen

“One more time? For the audience?" he says. His voice isn't angry. It's hollow, which is worse. Already the boy with the bread is slipping away from me. I take his hand, holding on tightly, preparing for the cameras, and dreading the moment when I will finally have to let go.” Katniss Everdeen

“Katniss, the girl who was on fire!” Caesar Flickerman

“District 12: Where you can starve to death in safety.” Katniss Everdeen

“Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.” Peeta Mellark

“Kind people have a way of working their way inside me and rooting there.” Katniss Everdeen

“Sometimes, when I clean a kill, I feed Buttercup the entrails. He has stopped hissing at me. Entrails. No hissing. This is the closest we will ever come to love.” Katniss Everdeen

“Here's some advice. Stay alive.” Haymitch Abernathy

“And while I was talking, the idea of actually losing Peeta hit me again and I realized how much I don't want him to die. And it's not about the sponsors. And it's not about what will happen when we get home. And it's not just that I don't want to be alone. It's him. I do not want to lose the boy with the bread.” Katniss Everdeen

“You’re not leaving me here alone,” I say. Because if he dies, I’ll never go home, not really. I’ll spend the rest of my life in this arena, trying to think my way out.” Katniss Everdeen

“They're already taking my future! They can't have the things that mattered to me in the past!” Katniss Everdeen

“But because two can play at this game, I stand on tiptoe and kiss his cheek. Right on his bruise. ” Katniss Everdeen

“Because when he sings...even the birds stop to listen.” Katniss Everdeen

"I threw myself at the wall to see if I was an octopus."-New York Times bestselling author John Green

“But I believe in true love, you know? I don’t believe that everybody gets to keep their eyes or not get sick or whatever, but everybody should have true love, and it should last at least as long as your life does.” Isaac, The Fault In Our Stars

“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.” Augustus Waters, The Fault In Our Stars

“That’s the thing about pain…it demands to be felt.” Hazel, The Fault In Our Stars

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”

“There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.” Hazel Grace Lancaster

“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.” Hazel Grace Lancaster

“Grief does not change you, Hazel. It reveals you.” Augustus Waters

“Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.” Augustus Waters

“Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me, so I knew what Augustus was doing. You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, and you will be nothing but a Sadness in their lives, and you must not become a mere sadness, so you will not cry, and you say all of this to yourself while looking up at the ceiling, and then you swallow even though your throat does not want to close and you look at the person who loves you and smile.” Hazel Grace Lancaster,the Fault In Our Stars

“The world is not a wish-granting factory.”

“When you go into the ER, one of the first things they ask you to do is rate your pain on a scale of one to ten, and from there they decide which drugs to use and how quickly to use them. I’d been asked this question hundreds of times over the years, and I remember once early on when I couldn’t get my breath and it felt like my chest was on fire, flames licking the inside of my ribs fighting for a way to burn out of my body, my parents took me to the ER. nurse asked me about the pain, and I couldn’t even speak, so I held up nine fingers. Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault In Our Stars

Later, after they’d given me something, the nurse came in and she was kind of stroking my head while she took my blood pressure and said, “You know how I know you’re a fighter? You called a ten a nine.”

But that wasn’t quite right. I called it a nine because I was saving my ten. And here it was, the great and terrible ten, slamming me again and again as I lay still and alone in my bed staring at the ceiling, the waves tossing me against the rocks then pulling me back out to sea so they could launch me again into the jagged face of the cliff, leaving me floating faceup on the water, undrowned.”

“I’m on a roller coaster that only goes up.”

“There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no human beings remaining to remember that anyone ever existed or that our species ever did anything. There will be no one left to remember Aristotle or Cleopatra, let alone you. Everything that we did and built and wrote and thought and discovered will be forgotten and all of this will have been for naught. Maybe that time is coming soon and maybe it is millions of years away, but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever. There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does.”

“Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said.

“Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.”

And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. - Kafka on the Shore (H. Murakami)

Thresh Did you kill her?

Clove No! No!

Thresh I heard you!

Clove No! CATO! CATO!

Thresh You said her name! [bashes Cloves head against the Cornucopia, killing her. Thresh then turns to Katniss and points to her]

Thresh Just this time Twelve. For Rue!

Glimmer [Cheering on Cato, who is going to kill Katniss] Go! You got this Cato!

Clove Kill her, Cato!

Marvel Go! Go!

I'd love to play more challenging roles, characters that would stretch my comfort zone and imagination. Isabelle Fuhrman

I never saw Esther as scary and was never afraid of her either. Esther's dream is to find love and a perfect family that would appreciate her. She wants it so badly that she has to remove all the obstacles on her way to achieving her dream. It's a life-or-death stakes for her. Isabelle Fuhrman

Sir. My brother and I are English Gentlemen. English Gentlemen, do NOT beg.

- John Darling; Peter Pan -

Cuttlefish. Darling little sausages swimming around

Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean -

The Hunger Games (2012)

Katniss Everdeen: It's okay, Prim.

Primrose Everdeen: No! No!

Primrose Everdeen: Wish I looked like you.

Katniss Everdeen: I wish I looked like you, little duck.

Katniss Everdeen: Prim, you need to get out of here. Go find mom.

Primrose Everdeen No...

Katniss Everdeen Go find mom!

Primrose Everdeen No!

Katniss Everdeen Prim, go find mom right now! I'm so sorry, Prim.

Primrose Everdeen No, no!

Katniss Everdeen Prim, please! [Gale grabs Prim and pulls her away]

Primrose Everdeen NO!

Primrose Everdeen Just try to win. Maybe you can.

Katniss Everdeen Maybe I can. I am smart, you know.

Primrose Everdeen And you can hunt.

Katniss Everdeen: Exactly.
Katniss Everdeen: [after Prim's bad dream] It was just a dream. I promise.

Primrose Everdeen: But it was me.

Katniss Everdeen: I know. I know, but it wasn't. This is your first time, your name's only been in there once. They're not going to pick you.

Clove: Where's lover boy? Oh, I see. You're gonna help him, right? Well, that's sweet. You know, its to bad you couldn't help your little friend. That little girl. What was her name again? Rue? Well, we killed her and now we're gonna kill you.

The Hunger Games:Catching Fire (2013)

[from trailer]

Primrose Everdeen: You saved my life. You gave me a chance.

Katniss Everdeen: Yes, to live.

Primrose Everdeen : No, to do something.

Katniss Everdeen:Yes, I know who the enemy is. And it’s not Enobaria.

Johanna Mason .I doubt they’ll figure out our plan, since we can barely understand it ourselves.

Johanna Mason :Whole country in rebellion? Wouldn’t want anything like that! Johanna Mason, p. 346

They can’t hurt me. I’m not like the rest of you. There’s no one left I love. Johanna Mason, p. 347

So, that’s who Finnick loves. Not his string of fancy lovers in the Capitol. but a poor, mad girl back home. Katniss Everdeen, p. 348

We have a big bathtub. Katniss Everdeen, p. 269

What about you, girl on fire? Do you have any secrets worth my time? Finnick Odair, p. 218

Haymitch gave it to him. As a signal to me. An order, really. To trust Finnick. Katniss Everdeen, p. 270

Well I can’t leave Mags behind, she’s one of the few people who actually like me. Finnick Odair, p. 273

…you all knew each other. You acted like friends. Katniss Everdeen, p. 276

I have one real friend in here. And he isn’t from District 4. Katniss Everdeen, p. 276

Despite the bangle I should just get it over and shoot Finnick. Katniss Everdeen, p. 276

…whatever happened in the past is in the past. And no one in this arena was a victor by chance. Except maybe Peeta. Finnick Odair, p. 277

…I’m stopped by the sight of Finnick kissing Peeta. Katniss Everdeen, p. 280

His lashes open and his eyes meet mine. ‘Careful,” he says weakly. ‘There’s a force field ahead.’ I laugh, but there are tears running down my cheeks. Katniss Everdeen, p. 281

It’s okay. It’s just her hormones, from the baby. Finnick Odair, p. 282

All I wanted was to keep Peeta alive, and I couldn’t and Finnick could, and I should be nothing by grateful. And I am. But I am also furious because it means that I will never stop owing Finnick Odair. Ever. So how can I kill him in his sleep? Katniss Everdeen, p. 282

Yes, I think your days of pink lipstick and ribbons are behind you. Cinna, p. 287

Spice & Wolf

"I am not so grand, not as a god. I am Holo, and Holo is all that I am." Holo (Season 1, Episode 1)

"I am Holo the Wise Wolf, and I am a very proud wolf." Holo (Season 1, Episode 1)

“A trip is the most fun before one sets out on it. With dogs, the bark and not the bite is more frightening and women are almost always prettier when they are shrouded in mystery. I can never be as pretty as you imagine and I would never do something like that to you. Would it not be better to imagine?” Holo (to Zheren, Season 1, Episode 2)

"Stupid potato!" Holo (Season 1, Episode 2)

"Really? One true god did everything, and the humans are merely borrowing it? Nature is not a thing which can be created by someone." Holo (Season 1, Episode 2)

“When a person lies, what is important is not the lie itself. No, it is their reason. Their why.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 2)

“If you only get upset when you are tricked, you will not go very far.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 3)

“All men are jealous idiots. And women are stupid too, to feel happy about it. It's true, there are idiots everywhere!” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 3)

"I do not want to wake from my dream and discover that I am all alone. I am tired of being alone! I do not want to be cold! I do not want to be lonely!" Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 4)

“Loneliness is a disease that can lead to death. They might as well be the same thing.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 4)

“I am pretty, so human males have been known to fall for me. So it would be wise to remember I am too strong for a human. I am a wolf you know. I did warn them, 'Touch me and I will tear your thing off!' And can you believe, not one of them did.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 5)

“I am Holo the Wise Wolf so you shut up!” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 6)

“I need to have a drink, and I need one soon!” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 6)

“I want you to please understand the scales of my heart will always be swaying back and fourth. But there is something you should know. I will never lean to one side or the other due to the weight of gold coins.” Holo (to Witz, Season 1, Episode 6)

“Males burned with jealousy are too sweet to eat!” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 6)

“I know it's difficult to look past my brilliant tail, brain and looks, but I also have excellent ears and eyes.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 7)

“When you are experienced you can become overly confident and such confidence can prove fatal. I thought you learned this lesson from Chloe.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 7)

“Stop pouting! You learned something valuable. Remember the lesson, not the disappointment.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 7)

“It appears that human males do not mind having several females around.” Holo (to Lawrence, Season 1, Episode 8)

“Remember when I spoke of men being kind to women? Men should be measured by their kindness. However I am not your charity, and I have a tendency to consider things from only my perspective. A blink of an eye in my world is a lifetime in yours. A year or two is understandably precious to you. I forgot. I do not wish to waste your time.” Holo Season 2 episode 1

“I believe I am drunk. I will put myself to bed before I say anything else I regret.” Holo Season 2 episode 1

“Good grief! I believe you to be much cuter when you are panicking.” Holo Season 2 episode 3

“Even if you have answers, you cannot always tell them to others. It is the way of the world.” Holo Season 2 episode 3

“I am delicate, do not step on my feet!” Holo Season 2 episode 3

“Pain makes one wise!' Holo Season 2 episode 6

“For your information I am quite aware that you have been put through extraordinary distress after extraordinary distress since we began traveling together. However I do hope you'll remember that none of the trouble we experienced was my fault! The first for example, well I guess that was partially my fault.” Holo Season 2 episode 7

“You Sir are desperate for me to tease you. I still believe you to be adorable.” Holo Season 2 episode 7

“I am helping you because I believe in you with all my heart” Holo Season 2 episode 10

“Men are onions. Many layers and all of them make you cry.” Holo Season 2 episode 10

“I have no fear of watching you grow old while I remain young. I'll even watch you on your death bed. I am no stranger to death. But your heart is like that of an innocent child. It has always accepted everything about me, without hesitation. Because of that I am very afraid.” Holo

“There is no better time to part, then when we wish for it never to end.” Holo Season 2 episode 11

“Once you taste poison, you might as well finish the meal. If it comes to that you would make as fine a dish as any.” Holo Season 2 episode 11

“I am going to drink so much that I vomit before I even start to feel drunk.” Holo Season 2 episode 11

“I am Holo the Wise Wolf. I know that there are things in this world that I do not know and that makes me wise!” Holo Season 2 episode 0

Life is a rose, so beware of the thorns. -Unknown

Don't pay attention to haters, attention is what they crave. -Cher Lloyd

Everything happens for a reason, learn from it and move on. Don't be bitter about what happened, be happy about what will. Stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. -Zayn Malik

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel, Like your less than, less than perfect. Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel, Like you're nothing, you're perfect to me. -P!nk, Perfect

And I'm gonna shine like a star, 'cause I'm the only me in this world. Throw with the books and the magazines, I'm never gonna look like a beauty queen. We are who we are, who we are, and I'm just doing me, just doing me. -Little Mix, We Are Who We Are

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE

"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said

"The dam snack bar?"

"Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."

"And I need to use the dam restroom."

"I do not understand"

"I want to use the dam water fountain."

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"Well. . .See you."

"Hold up! you can't just run off."

"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES _"

''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Your a half-blood too?' "Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?" "Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!" - Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything." "Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb." "Was it hard?"- Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero

"Rainbows, ponies." "I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."- Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero

"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero

"Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero

"The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune


Last Night, I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought, Where the heck is the ceiling?

Life is nothing without friendship- Marcus Cicero

To succeed in life, you need three things: A wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone- Reba McEntire

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the world together

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

He who laughs last didn't get it

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." "So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up." — Albert Einstein

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head.

REMEMBER WHEN... getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES? When your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings, and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game, and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do, WAS GROW UP?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how. -Girl in my English class

Ah, bitter Irony. Like goldy and bronzy, but made of iron. -Blackadder

(A conversation between me and my friend. She starts off, and we alternate lines.)

"I love how you all just assume I'm Liberal."- My friend Kelsey "I though you said you were."- Me "No. I don't identify with either side." "So you're independent?" "No. I told you, I don't identify with any political group." "So...You're just Kelsey?" "Yeah." "One day you'll run for president on the Kelsey Party platform. Of course. if anyone actually votes for you, you'll have to leave the party, because goodness knows you can't identify with those people."

I think being lazy and crazy makes you an author, not the other way around. -Mel (aka LoveTheBoyWithTheBread)

My favorite haiku, on the shirt of my cousin's friend: Haiku can be weird, It doesn't have to make sense, Refrigerator.

Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow? -Mark Twain

...if you dipped a Jacob's Ladder in a vat of sparkles, would it turn into a Edward's Ladder? -Vera Amber

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who know I'm bad at spelling, and those who haven't met me yet. -My friend Kelsey.

It's you and me against the world... We attack at dawn. -Unknown

Those who danced were thought to be rather insane by those who could not hear the music. -Angela Monet

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. -Unknown

As seen on a t-shirt: "If you make it idiot-proof, someone will build a better idiot."

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better, it's not. -The Onceler (The Lorax by Dr. Seuss)

Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. -Unknown

Everyone falls in love. You just have to wait, until the person comes who loves you for you. - Lauren (aka LaurenButterflyRue)

No one can change who you are, they can only make suggestions. - my friend Grace

There are two kinds of people in the world, my friends and people who haven't met me yet, who might. - my best friend Lauren

Faith isn't believing God can, faith is believing God will- Unknown

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. So when you criticize them they can't hear you and you have their shoes. -Unknown

"When someone cries so hard that it hurts their throat, it is out of frustration or knowing that no matter what you can do or attempt to do can change the situation. When you feel like you need to cry, when you want to just get it out, relieve some of the pressure from the inside - that is true pain. Because no matter how hard you try or how bad you want to, you can't. That pain just stays in place. Then, if you are lucky, one small tear may escape from those eyes that water constantly. That one tear, that tiny, salty, droplet of moisture is a means of escape. Although it's just a small tear, it is the heaviest thing in the world. And it doesn't do a damn thing to fix anything."

― Chase Brooks

Be careful as you go,

'Cause little people grow.-Gavroche (Les Miserables)

And all the girls fainted except for the guys. -My cousin

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. Lewis B. Smedes

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain

Kissing was weird. I didn't know it was going to be so...squishy. -My cousin, on her first kiss.

We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. Native American Proverb

Thank God men cannot fly, and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. Henry David Thoreau

Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow? -Mark Twain

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who know I'm bad at spelling, and those who haven't met me yet. -My friend, Kelsey.

It's you and me against the world...We attack at dawn. -Unknown

"I guess I just wanted to give the people of Oz everything." "So you lied to them." "Only verbally." -Alpheba and the Wizard (Wicked, the musical)

If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't it never was. Unknown

or

If you love something ste it free. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't it never was. Or if it doesn't seem to realize or care you set it free and just sits around on your couch all day and eats your food and watches your TV and uses your phone, you either married it or gave birth to it. Also Unknown

Things to do in an Elevator

Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. (I did this one. My mom told me to knock it off because i was scaring people)

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on. (I also did this one. And i actually was wearing new socks)

"When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Start a sing-along.

Do Tai Chi exercises.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Bring a chair along.

Lean against the button panel.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

For all the girls who...

...have fallen and have yet to get back up. ...are broken and can't find the glue. ...have aching fingers. ...are finding it harder and harder to hold on. ...are afraid of heights. ...are expert mountain climbers. ...have no one waiting to catch them.

For all the girls still waiting on their prince, you are beautiful.


Cinderella walked on broken glass Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass Belle fell in love with a hideous beast Jasmine married a common thief Ariel walked on land for love and life Snow white just barely escaped a knife It was all blood, sweat & tears Because love means facing your biggest fears.


To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

Stupid things I've done:

Tripped on my feet while walking or running.

Swallowed my gum while chewing.

Spit my gum out while trying to blow a bubble.

Locked my dog in my bedroom all day thinking she was somewhere else.

Forgotten to do the main part of an assignment.

Tripped on up the stairs.


Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a locket, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.


One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Alexander Ludwig

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Green

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? February

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lauren

7. Your favorite number? 22

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I could write a book

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

Time Wasted Dreaming

Sammilovesbutterflies

the-crazy-kit-kat

Thalico-freak-99-Hecatejewel

BRILL WILL

Katnissfire87654

redheadedgodess

mellarkfan121

LaurenButterflyRue

If you are a Directioner (fan of One Direction), post this on your profile and add your name:

mellarkfan121

LaurenButterflyRue

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.(What kind of a sick person reads that little?}

List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters below

1. Annie

2. Finnick

3. Gale

4. Thresh

5. Clove

6. Cato

7. Katniss

8. Rue

9. Johanna

10. Effie

11. Haymitch

12. Prim Everdeen


1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Annie and Thresh? Nope!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yes! 10!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

You creeper! Why would that ever happen! Gale and Haymitch aren't gay!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah. Lot's. She not the main character, but she's in there.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Katniss and Annie together? No in a million years.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/10. Cato's too old for Prim, he''d be way better off with Clove.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Rue was wandering through the woods when she met a girl with knives. What happens next?

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Ew! No! They both like Katniss! They're like enemies!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

"Survival"

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Not that I know of...

12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Nope.

13)Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five

Maybe. They could make a love triangle story where both Cato AND Finnick like Katniss and she has to choose.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

Thresh! Please don't hit my head with a rock!!!

15) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Boyfriend by Justin Bieber being used on Katniss.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: May contain underage drunk usage.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

If you want to find the perfect Halloween costume, just look in the mirror.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Well, that would be... interesting. they'd probably be in a fight about Peeta and Katniss.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd scream with happiness

Write a short summary about a One/Two fic

Katniss is off to her first day of senior year, where she meets a blond hair, blue eyed boy in the hallway named Peeta. Will love blossom?

Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

I'd save Katniss. Thresh is strong, he can take care of himself. And Gale, well, I'll stick with Katniss.

Who would you rather kill of:One or Ten?

Peeta

Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

3, cause I think Rue is cute and awesome, whereas Cato is just a brutal killer.

Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

Not even if he was the last man on Earth.

What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

10

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (1). (7), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Okay so it goes like this: Peeta and Effie are in a happy relationship until Prim runs off with Peeta. Effie, brokenhearted ,has a hot one-night stand with Thresh, and a brief unhappy affair with Annie, then follows the wise advice of Cato, and finds true love with Haymitch. The ending makes sense, but the wrest is just sooo messed up. lol

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

This is just wrong: If Effie walked in on Katniss and Haymitch having sex, she would yell "Mahogony!" as a war cry, drag Katniss out of the room and have Haymitch for herself. Like I said, t's wrong. lol

How would you react if you saw Eight and Five in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd be all like I knew you were whacked Gale! But Cato? I thought you totally digged Clove? And what the hell is with that rubber ducky? Did you come from a bath or something? Or are you just using the squeaky part to cover up your moans?

-Together-

found this on Youtube. I think it is adorable. Keep the chain going.

Girl: Do I Mean Anything To You

Girl: Am I Pretty

Boy: No

Girl: If I Left Right Now Would You Cry?

Boy: no

Girl: *cries* *Sniffling Sounds*

Boy: You Mean The WORLD to Me!

Boy: You Are BEAUTIFUL

Boy: and if you left i wouldn't cry, i would DIE!

Keep This At This At The Top! Be Sincere When It Comes To Love


If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked about something that you're hooked on non-stop with someone who doesn't know what the hell your talking about then copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

About the Furture

Do you want to go to college: Yes

What do you want to be: A artist or a author

Want to get married: Definitely. He needs to be very sweet though...and adorkable.

Want to have kids: Yup!

What would their names be: Girls: Clove, Isabelle, Willow, Primrose/ Boys:My husband can decide

How many: 3

Where do you want to live: France, Japan, London, California

Where do you want to get married: Anywhere, as long as we love each other.

How do you want to die: An old, old lady, warm in her bed... (Yes, I know. That WAS a Titanic reference... =D)

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES CHARACTERS

1. Clove

2. Glimmer

3. Annie Cresta

4. Gale Hawthorne

5. Katniss

6. Rue

7. Wiress

8. Enobaria

9. Johanna

10. Marvel

11. Beetee

12. Primrose Everdeen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No…. I don’t think I have, NOR do I want to!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

EW!!! PRIM WOULDN'T GET ENOBARIA PREGNANT!!!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A lot

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

GLIMMER AND RUE!!! HELL NO!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Katniss/Johanna or Katniss/Marvel? Katniss/Marvel

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably… I just don’t want to read it.

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Couple months ago.

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Clove and Wiress are in a happy relationship until Johanna runs off with Wiress. Clove, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Beetee and a brief unhappy affair with Rue, then follows the wise advice of Katniss and finds true love with Prim.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I would cheer for Enobaria

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would make the friend/relative take me to meet them right when I found out

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Well that is just awkward!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would scream insults at her and say that she is ugly

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would chuck him out of my room.

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I would tell her that Cato needs her to be strong for him

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would give it to Katniss

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

WHY WOULD YOU NEED MY HAIRBRUSH!

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Well aren’t you just the most adorable group? NOW SHUT UP! IT’S MONDAY NOT FREAKING FRIDAY!!!!!

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Glimmer would teach me how to be beautiful

Beetee would show me how to hurt someone with a wire

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

I thought you two were both in love with someone.

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

Flowers

Top 71 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Hold an auction.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

31. Throw a rave.

32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

51. Shout "Food fight!"

52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

57. Make sushi.

58. Shave.

59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

61. Practice your kung fu.

62. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

64. Fly a model airplane.

65. Do yoga.

66. Play the accordion

67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Things My Mother Taught Me List:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.

As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured."

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Motorcycle Crash:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a myspace or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

For the second time, name 12 Hunger Games characters.

1.Brutus

2.Gale

3.Katniss

4.Enobaria

5.Prim

6.Johanna

7.President Snow

8.Rue

9.Clove

10.Cato

11.Haymitch

12.Finnick

1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?

Maybe, though I don't think Haymitch would remember.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Finnick got Rue pregnant. Aren't they dead? And, Rue is TWELVE!!!

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

Clove... Well, she is REALLY good at throwing knifes...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Uh... Sure. Gale and Johanna makes SOME sense...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Prim/Clove or Prim/Cato. Probably Prim/Cato because that makes more sense than Prim and Clove.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Brutus/Rue EWWW NO WAY!!!!

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

Prim? About a 8 or 9

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Brutus and President Snow (o.O) are in a happy relationship until Clove runs off with President Snow. Brutus, brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Haymitch (o.O) and a brief unhappy affair with Johanna, then follows the wise advice of Prim and finds true love with Finnick.

...None of that makes sense...

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot?

No.

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

No.

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

President Snow walked in on Gale and Finnick. Um... he might give them roses?...

15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?

Pres.Snow/Finnick. No comment.

16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

For Cato to use on Gale? Um... "Hey, Katniss broke you too?"

17. What would be a good title for this?

Dead and the Broken...

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Snow and Rue? COME ON RUE! BEAT UP THAT OLD GEEZER! THATS RIGHT! SHOW HIM WHAT YOU GOT!!!

I want Rue to win...

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

NOO!!! Stupid Gale, why did you kill her???

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Uh... Haymitch? I hope you are drunk...

Sure sweetheart.

I'm leaving

You do that.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Okay Gale, looks like you're eating a knuckle sandwich for lunch then...

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for thsmart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Oh, come on! I had a bad enough day already!!! Go away Cato! Bad tribute, bad tribute!

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I don't think Brutus would become emo.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Okay, she is plotting my death... I need to run away now...

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

GIMME BACK MY HAIRBRUSH JOHANNA!

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Um... Why are Snow, Enobaria, and Clove singing 'Friday'? Something is wrong with this picture...

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Gale and Haymitch? This is going to be fun!

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

Rue would scream at Brutus for marrying Katniss's little sister and you get the picture... There is WAY too big a age gap anyway...

29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

Gale would be related to Cato.

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

Um... A life jacket? Or a hairbrush considering that I took mine back from her...

31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.

Thanks! I mean, I hate you! Bye

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

AHH, GET OUT BRUTUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

AGAIN!!! Oh, come on. -_-

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

GET OUT KATNISS!!! I"M SHOWERING!!! *throws shampoo*

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

First, ewww! Second... HOW DOES ENOBARIA KNOW CLOVE???

5 cooked you dinner?

Aw, thanks Prim! *hugs*

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

This is all a plot to get her hairbrush back, I KNOW IT!!!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Pres. Snow? I'd run away screaming. No more family reunions for me!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

RUE!!! *Gasp* You poor little girl! Are you okay?

9 made fun of your friends?

Get out of my face Clove. Unless you want to end up running away crying, get out of my face...

10 ignored you all the time?

It's not like I WANT Cato to notice me so... That's fine.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd help me because he CLEARLY likes me... But then again I'd slap him if he touched me...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Enobaria? She'd wouldn't be in there. She'd be the one who ordered the attack with Gales help.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Stop me. Prim is nice like that!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

She will ask for a hairbrush then she would laugh at my expression because I DON'T want to marry Cato!!!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He won't. Snow will threaten to kill me.

You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?

Rue will sing me a song that will make everything better!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Clove? Support me? Not happening.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

I don't know... But I run away the second he shows up... Cato... *shudder*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I dreamed of Peeta? Why?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Help Gale with Clove because then I would have two less people to worry about.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Why am I dating Katniss? I'm a GIRL!!!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Enobaria is a lesbian AND a pedophile? What is wrong with the world?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No, Prim and Johanna will NEVER kiss.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Snow wants to kill me. I should ask Katniss for advice.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

You want a boyfriend, not a girlfriend Rue!!!

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

No. I think we already established that Clove wants me dead.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Cato would get fired on the first day for killing a kid.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

I dunno.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Enobaria slaps Clove with a fish for going out with Snow. GO ENOBARIA!! HIT THAT CRAZY GIRL!!! Oh no! Clove is coming! *runs*

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Aww! You look sooooooo cute Prim!

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Katniss? She decides that she doesn't love Gale because Johanna has a point.

8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Because I never mentioned her. I'M SOOOO SORRY RUE!!!

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?

Clove would kill Peeta.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Sure, I'll swim with Katniss. I love swimming!

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Enobaria vs. Snow? Now this I HAVE to watch!

5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

Um... Flowers and animals? I think Prim likes that...

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Johanna and Peeta are talking about Katniss.

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Clove would kill Snow for stalking Cato.

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Because Enobaria is evil!

5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

Prim recruits Katniss and Katniss shoots Johanna.

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

Cheer?

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

I have no clue what goes on in Cato's mind so I don't know.

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

Yes, Johanna will fight.

Make up an e-mail address for 6:

Iwanta hairbrush@Panem.com

Write down the names of 12 of your all time favourite book characters...

1 Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

2 Cassia Reyes ( Matched)

3 Percy Jackson (PJO)

4 Maximum Ride (Maximum Ride)

5 Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games)

6 Hazel Grace Lancaster (The Fault In Our Stars)

7 Annabeth Chase (PJO)

8 Fang (Maximum Ride)

9 Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games)

10 Cosette (Les Miserables)

11 Clove (The Hunger Games)

12 Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games)

1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm sorry, but I am straight so no.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Haymitch got Fang pregnant. First of all, that can't happen, second, Maximum would KILL Fang if he ever did that.

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

Everything about Finnick is awesome.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Cassia Reyes and Hazel Grace Lancaster.. NOO

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Peeta and Cosette. They both have blonde hair.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No, but it would make sense. Katniss and Fang would actually make sense as a couple. Their personality is the same.

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

I would give Peeta a ten.

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Katniss and Annabeth are in a happy relationship until Finnick runs off with Annabeth. Katniss, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clove, a brief unhappy affair with Hazel, then follows the wise advice of Peeta and finds true love with Haymitch.

My eyes... they're in pain from reading this...

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot?

Well, no. No offense Percy!

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Yup, a lot of people!

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

Cassia, Maximum and Peeta. They all have different personalities, and my friends haven't even read Maximum Ride or Matched, so noo.

14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Umm I think that Cassia and Haymitch WOULD NOT have sex... The age gap is too big, he's old enough to be her father!

15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?

Beauty and The Drunk.

16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Umm, I think they're both straight AND from different books, so maybe something like I want to be you're friend.

17. What would be a good title for this?

Can we be friends?

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Annabeth vs Fang... I wanna watch this! *grabs popcorn*

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

PEETA! YEEEEEEEESSS! I have an EXTREMELY similar personality to his. I would LOVE for him to be a sibling or relative of mine!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

That might work, 'cause their personalites are similar

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would make Cassia fall in love with Haymitch

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for thsmart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Hello Cosette.. please can you get OUT

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Happy Katniss... That is like a nightmare or something...

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Max gave me a daisy? That is REALLY out of character...

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Get your own hairbrush!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Annabeth, Max and Finnick have joined the Dark Side...

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Cassia Reyes? Cool! and Clove... OOOHH SCARY!!

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

Fang would say nothing because Katniss and Peeta are already married and he hasn't said anything.

29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

Cassia related to Cosette or Finnick.. um Finnick

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

Um dunno.. ask her!

31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

A date with Cassia? FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M STRAIGHT!!

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

KATNISS?! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

I'm sorry Cassia but you already have a boyfriend

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

GET OUT PERCY! OUT! OUT! OUT!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Max is marrying Finnick? I'm going to tell Annie and Fang...

5 cooked you dinner?

Thank you Peeta!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Wakes Hazel up and goes and finds Augustus

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

YAY! I am related to the awesome Annabeth! Maybe I'll finally get to see her teddy bear!

8 got into the hospital somehow

Fang gets into the hospital pretty often.

9 made fun of your friends?

Finnick cut it out right now or... or... or... I kick you so hard you'll cry! Oh, who am I kidding he's a victor he's not going to cry over a minor injury!

10 ignored you all the time?

I wouldn't really care.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

She'll take me to the hospital

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Max will save her flock and forget all about me.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He stops me because he is a really nice person.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Hazel will help me by organising a date with someone else. And by the way, I am NOT marrying Cosette

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Annabeth will tell me that life is hard and you have to move on.

You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?

Fang will say nothing and let me take out my anger on a pillow.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Finnick will give me tips on how to fight. He is a victor of the Hunger Games after all! Then he will take his shirt off and distract the person that I am up against.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

She won't say anything because she is IGNORING me!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I don't know. Why would I dream of Katniss?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Cassia Reyes is in love with Finnick Odair. I would congradulate her. Maybe then she'll stop wanting to go out with me!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Maybe. Percy is pretty easy to get along with. The question is, why am I dating him? I don't want to!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means that Maximum Ride has a better chance of hooking up with her true love than Cassia does.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No, Peeta and Hazel will NEVER, EVER, kiss.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I must have a pretty good haircut! I should ask Annabeth if that is why she is staring at me...

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Fang, just stop freaking Max out and take it slow. No more random kisses at the worst times. And no, pretending to like other people will not help.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Sure. Who wouldn't eat a bagel from FINNICK ODAIR!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Cosette will stay until she has enough money to train for whatever job she wants.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

No, I don't think that I would listen to music that Katniss likes. I would rather listen to her sing.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Max slaps Finnick with a fish for going out with Annabeth.

AWESOME! My turn! I want to slap Finnick with a fish.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Peeta what happened to you...

I think that I would be weirded out then laugh my head off.

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Hazel cusses Cassia out in German. Percy is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

He does nothing because he does not know German.

8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Fang is complaining because I never wrote anything for Maximum Ride.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?

Finnick pushes Katniss over and hits her until she cries.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Sure, I'll go swimming with Percy. I love swimming! And if he could make me a little bubble I could swim around under the water for a loooong time!

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Hmmm... I don't think that either Annabeth or Max are good dancers so it will be a draw.

5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

Art. I really want to go to that birthday party. I love art.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Katniss and Hazel... How to fall in love

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Finnick will walk up to Annabeth and Cosette and take his shirt off.

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Because Max is from a different franchise and they want her to die so that their books will be more popular.

5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

Peeta will do better because there are more hobos in District 12 than Hogwarts.

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

They would be glad because then they would have more fans.

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

It depends on the question.

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

Yes, Hazel will kill the monster.

Make up an e-mail address for 6: IloveAugustus@thefaultinourstars.com

Profile Quiz

1. FIRST NAME: Lauren

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: Nooooo

3. SIBLING NAMES: I don't have any siblings, YAY!

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I don't remember

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Sure?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken!

7. KIDS?: I think little kids are suuuuuppppppppeeeeeerrrr cute!

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I don't know, it depends on their interests, but I would still be friendly to them.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes, I used to write stories in there, but now I have FanFiction and FictionPress, I don't have to! Now I sketch daily in it. :)

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Sometimes...

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Why not?!? :D

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cheerios/Cornflakes...I'm a little boring...

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Nope, too lazy... JK! :)

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not really.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies and Cream

17. SHOE SIZE? 5 or 6. Depends on the shoes!

18. RED OR PINK? I'm not a girly-girl, but I prefer pink.

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I'm really stubborn and harsh on myself :(

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Sure...

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans, and I'm not wearing shoes, only socks, right now.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Chocolate Croissant. Yummy! :D

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Eyes Open by Taylor Swift

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Baby blue, because I'm pretty relaxed...

26. FAVORITE SMELL? New books!

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My BFF

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? If they're kind, and not creepy, stalker-ish, annoying, or rude.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No one sent it to me, I copied it.

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Water or Coke ... :)

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Tennis

32. EYE COLOR? Green

33. HAT SIZE? IDK!!!

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, but I wear glasses sometimes.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pasta, I could eat it all day! :P

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending :)

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? I want to say

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Anything from Hollister:)

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Ooooh, tough! I love summer, but my birthday and Christmas are in Winter!

40. HUGS OR KISSES? I've never kissed anyone, but I hug people all the time :D

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice cream! :)

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favorite show): Isabelle Voice

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Mae Brook

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Jonlains (wierd

46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Coke

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, last letter of your moms middle name): Anmocy (weird)

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Emily Nicholas

49: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ruby

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car) Lucy Lotus

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe) Chocolate Converse

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Sunset Wolf

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) John Tom

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)

Muteham Moscow ( WHAT!!!)

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Winter Primrose

56. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) Mango Socks

57. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree) Sausage Rowan Wha

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character) Bloom Iris

60. MURDER NAME: (Your favorite word, favorite kind of food, favorite weapon) Star Fruit Knife

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

BEFORE MARRIGE:

Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think I'm pretty?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP


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Confessions:
[ ] I'm afraid of/don't like silence.
[ ] I am really ticklish
[X] I'm afraid of the dark
[ ] I've collected comic books
[X] I sometimes shut out others
[X] I open up to others TOO easily
[X
] I read the newspaper

[X] I love Disney movies
[X] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[X] I am a sucker for gorgeous smile
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[X] I bake well
[X] I have worn pajamas to class
[ ] I love Martha Stewart (No idea who that is...)
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[X] I am self-conscious
[X] I love to laugh
[X] I can't swallow pills without water
[ ] I bite my nails
[ ] I play computer games when I'm bored
[X] I have gotten lost in the city
[X] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I made out in an elevator
[ ] I have been skydiving (I want to)
[ ] I have been bungee jumping (Never in my life will I EVER)
[X] I have bitten someone (lol on the shoulder)
[x ] I have egged or rolled a house/car/telephone booth with toilet paper.
[ ] I have smashed into a car (too young to drive)

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha

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I promise to reivew every fanfic I read whether it be fantastic, useless or anywhere in between. I make this pledge because I know how frustrating it as an author to have hundreds (or thousands) of hits and only a handful of reviews. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you promise to do the same

If you got kissed by a Hunger Games actor. Who would it be?

A: Alexander Ludwig. (Cato)

Who's your favourite:

a. Peeniss

b. Kato

c. Fitniss

d. Kale

e. Karvel

My answer: E

If you got to meet one person from the Hunger Games, who would it be?

A: Rue, Prim or Clove

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish i could go to Camp Halfblood.

Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.

I'm the girl who brings a book to lunch. I'm the the girl who's REALLY insecure. I'm the girl who doesn't have many friends. I'm the girl who dresses weird. But at least I'm me.

People with brown eyes are attributed to being very smart and independent, but somewhat shy around people and a bit introverted. Funny by nature, they enjoy getting people to laugh, but when it comes to being personal, they keep themselves rather private. They also have a creative streak, and tend to have great fashion sense.

People with blue eyes are naturally attractive, and very friendly, bubbly, and outgoing. They enjoy having a lot of friends, are loyal and kind, and also very smart and creative. They are not known to be shy by nature.

People with green eyes are said to be the most passionate when it comes to love and relationships, and they value trust and value long-term friendships and relationships in general. A bit naturally jealous, they tend to snap easily and have their words come back to haunt them, and will hold their own if you insult them. Adventurous and fun-loving, people with green eyes also love being near the ocean, and love to make people laugh.

People with hazel eyes tend to take challenges head-on, and rarely back down from a fight. They do whatever they want without regards to what other people think, and are quick to anger if you irritate them. Kind and outgoing, so long as things go their way, people with hazel eyes are generally sweet, compassionate, and very romantic individuals.

People with gray eyes are gentle by nature, yet very quietly energetic. They are calm and easy to confide in, leading busy but well-kept lives, and are very intelligent. They tend to tread more on the safe side rather than be adventurous, and are very clean by nature. People like to be around people with gray eyes as they are calm and in control in a quiet, non-obsessive way.

Stereotypes are everywhere. Whether it's your height, weight, or hair color, people will assume that your physical characteristics determine who you are. Blondes are dumb, short people are funny, and fat people are insecure. What types of stereotypes are based on your eye color?

Eyes are the window to the soul. Shape and size are factors into how others perceive your eyes, but the first thing people notice about your eyes is their color. Eye colors are classifies into just a few groups: brown, blue, green, and hazel. No two people have the exact same eye color but no matter which eye color group you fit into, your eye color says a lot about you.

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Those with blue eyes may indicate a person that is forceful and direct; has an enormous energy, and a gift for insight and observation.

Those with green eyes can indicate a compassionate person that’s full of energy, and has enormous creativity as well as the gift of healing.

Those with gray eyes may indicate a sensitive and restrained person who is attuned to the unseen and whose ability puts them several steps ahead of the crowd.

Those with brown eyes may indicate a strong and independent person.

Hazel is a combination of the compassion and healing qualities of green, the fluidity and sensitivity of gray, the inner strength and independence of brown, and the intense vitality of blue. Hazel eyes indicate a person who can represent all of these qualities.

Those with black eyes may indicate a clever, sensual, and secretive person.

Those with violet eyes can indicate a noble and refined person who is both a natural leader and seeker of spiritual truth.

  • Brown eyes - Brown eyes are all about the Earth qualities of a person, including energy, fertility, endurance, creativity, lots of courage, and of course, grounding. And they are not much interested in material gains. They love nature, are spiritual and are very strong and even thick headed at times, very independent.
  • Black eyes - Oh mystery, sex, witchcraft, secrets, darkness (vampires anyone?). If you've read any romances and especially paranormal romances, you'll notice that all the heroes (and romantic vampires) have black eyes. They are all mysterious and all the attributes listed above can be easily given to each and one of them. They never tell much about themselves and they also are known to have psychic powers.
  • Hazel eyes - They are again independent and courageous. They are extremely sensible and they are said to be empaths.
  • Blue eyes - Blue speaks about clairvoyant abilities (didn't we just say the black eyes are the psychic ones?), and can see the future and the past like Nostradamus or Edgar Caycee. They are also very observant of their surroundings. Blue speaks of the energy of the sky and water (BIG surprise there!)
  • Green eyes - Would you be surprised if I told you that green eyes are all about the nature, healthy living, freshness? These people of all types are compassionate and they are spiritual in nature. They are our healers.
  • Gray eyes - These folks are also sensitive and have an inner strength that not many others possess. They have a deep wisdom and can change their mood to suit the current occasion.
  • BLUE EYES:

    People who have blue eyes should get happy about the fact that their eye color is very desirable and is often associated with youthfulness. It has been noted that the blue eyed people mostly have long lasting relationships. They are pretty, peaceful, kind and smart. Those who have deep blue eyes are spiritual people and also possess a good power of observation.

    BROWN EYES:

    The brown eye color is much common and people who have that are considered as attractive, confident and adorable. They are independent people who love to make new friends, are polite and caring. They can cheer people up and make them laugh. They have affectionate nature and care very much about their family. Also an important feature of brown eyed people is that they are self confident and very determined, persevering people. They are nature lovers, spiritual and can be very strong headed at times.

    BLACK EYES:

    People who have black eye color are often considered as trustworthy and responsible. They don’t like to tell much about themselves and are also known to have strong spiritual bent. Hence they are mostly termed as secretive people. However they are passionate and lively as well. They don’t leave their friends in need. They are optimists and won’t rest when they have to demonstrate they have to do something. They know how to prove their worth to others.

    HAZEL EYES:

    People with Hazel eye color are often termed as elegant. They are independent and courageous people who like diversity and are not much hesitate in trying out new things. Rather they willfully accept the challenges. Most of them are fun loving and spontaneous people.

    GREEN EYES:

    Green eyes are often considered as having a certain mystery in them. People with green eyes are found to be mostly curious by nature and are intelligent. They go well together in their relationships and are passionate people. They have an incredible zest for life who want to live life fully .Jealousy is a factor which is often termed as the negative feature of their personalities.

    GREY EYES:

    It has been observed that people with grey eyes are wise and gentle individuals and are the least aggressive. They are known for their sensitivity, a flexible attitude and their inner strength. They possess a style of analytical thinking and are rational and clear in their thoughts.

  • A. Hazel Eye Color (mixture of green/brown/grey): Takes on 20 projects at once! Easily bored, mentally agile, may be restless when under pressure
  • B. Green Eye Color: Curious, intelligent, may be jealous when under pressure
  • C. Brown Eye Color: Cares deeply for family -OR- support system, affectionate, serious nature
  • D. Light Blue Eye Color: Peaceful, may have low physical endurance
  • E. Dark Blue Eye Color: Spiritual, intense, left-brained, may love computers!
  • F. Blue-grey Eye Color: Benefit focus, humanitarian, may wish to remain anonymous in doing good deeds
  • G. Grey Eye Color: Analytical, clear thinking, philosophical, (if “steel” grey, may be calculating people’s behavior -OR- have shrewd judgment: keen observation)
  • Hazel Eyes: People with Hazel eye color are often termed as elegant. They are independent and courageous people who like diversity and are not much hesitate in trying out new things. Rather they willfully accept the challenges. Most of them are fun loving and spontaneous people.
  • Green Eyes: Green eyes are often considered as having a certain mystery in them. People with green eyes are found to be mostly curious by nature and are intelligent. They go well together in their relationships and are passionate people. They have an incredible zest for life who want to live life fully. Jealousy is a factor which is often termed as the negative feature of their personalities.
  • Brown Eyes: The brown eye color is much common and people who have that are considered as attractive, confident and adorable. They are independent people who love to make new friends, are polite and caring. They can cheer people up and make them laugh. They have affectionate nature and care very much about their family. Also an important feature of brown eyed people is that they are self confident and very determined, persevering people. They are nature lovers, spiritual and can be very strong headed at times.
  • Blue Eyes: People who have blue eyes should get happy about the fact that their eye color is very desirable and is often associated with youthfulness. It has been noted that the blue eyed people mostly have long lasting relationships. They are pretty, peaceful, kind and smart. Those who have deep blue eyes are spiritual people and also possess a good power of observation.
  • Grey Eyes: It has been observed that people with grey eyes are wise and gentle individuals and are the least aggressive. They are known for their sensitivity, a flexible attitude and their inner strength. They possess a style of analytical thinking and are rational and clear in their thoughts.
  • "Black" Eyes (Dark, dark brown): People who have black eye color are often considered as trustworthy and responsible. They don’t like to tell much about themselves and are also known to have strong spiritual bent. Hence they are mostly termed as secretive people. However they are passionate and lively as well. They don’t leave their friends in need. They are optimists and won’t rest when they have to demonstrate they have to do something. They know how to prove their worth to others.

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    A Chance For A Heart by music120597 reviews
    Cato, the mean and killing machine is thrown into the Hunger Games. With becoming the victor in his mind and not caring about who lives or dies, Cato is unstoppable... until he sees the lovely Katniss Everdeen. When she ignores him and beats him at his own game, Cato starts to feel things for Katniss. Read the 3 book trilogy of Katniss and Cato's love story in Cato's point of view
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,793 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    Freshman Year by PurpleBoo reviews
    Prequel to The New Girl's Fire and Trip to the Capitol. Panem High school story. Don't have to read before reading this but I think you should. This is all about what happened freshman year before Katniss came along. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED! Some victors hated each other. Peeta/Glimmer Peeta/Johanna/Gale Annie/Finnick Cato/Clove How did these couples happen? NO KATNISS!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,069 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Johanna M., Peeta M., Clove, Annie C.
    Senior Year at Panem Academy by Inklessquills reviews
    Katniss Everdeen and friends are all seniors at Panem Academy, a school located in Panem county, California. This year will be full of personal and academic struggles as they all try to figure out where to go from here. Join them on their adventures! (features guidance counselor Haymitch Abernathy) Pairings: Fannie, Everlark, Johale, Clato and more!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Katniss E., Clove - Complete
    Children of The Games by mrslukecastellan reviews
    There were 4 winners of the 74th Hunger Games. Cato, Clove, Katniss, and Peeta. It's been 14 years and they are married with kids.What happens when they meet? I made some story changes.Only read if you've read the books.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 224,959 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Peeta M.
    The Story of Us by OkIvy reviews
    My father used to say that true love is great, it's beautiful, that when you meet them, the whole world stops, that its like your the only people there, that you will love each other no matter what, and most importantly, that your love never dies. This is, The Story of Us, the only thing is, it doesn't have your typical happily ever after
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Katniss E., Cato
    Cold by OkIvy reviews
    "Peeta? Why did you leave?" I whisper. "I'm so cold, there's nothing left for me, your dead, Prim's gone, everyone else is out there doing who knows what, and my mother is arranging a marriage for me, I don't want to get married, I want you Peeta, only you, but she doesn't get it, I'm so cold"
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,179 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Katniss E., Cato
    Les Trésors de Mes Jours d'Automne by Sasha Snape reviews
    AU. Fantine gave birth to twin girls, and after her death, Valjean has promised to raise both Cosette and Eponine. Over the years, he will learn to love and his treasured daughters will learn to be loved-first by their father, and later by two handsome revolutionaries. Eventual Enjonine and Mariette. Warning: mentions of spanking in some chapters!
    Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,998 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cosette, Eponine
    Hunger Games Conversations by DivergentVampireTributeWitch reviews
    The characters in the Hunger Games join together only to discover they HATE how MSN and their conversations gives away everyone's secrets and brings out the strangest in President Snow. Randomness and drama
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 90 - Words: 119,914 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 7/5/2012
    Katniss and Cato by Hungergames1234 reviews
    What if Katniss and Cato won the 74th Hunger Games and together they had to fix their broken lives, helping each other every step of the way.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,742 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    The House Games by Kkepicness reviews
    All of the tributes and important characters from the Hunger Games are locked in a house! Send them things to survive with all of the other people there! Pm me who you would like to eliminate. My OCs are included as well! rated K plus for weirdness! Based off of PeetaTucci's Forever Everdeen. And no, this isn't a rip off! And please send in stuff, PLEASE!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,944 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 6/8/2012
    There Is No Escaping the Dead by Words4You reviews
    When everyone over 17 contracts a deadly virus, that turns them into fast, smart, killing machines, the kids and teens of Panem have no choice, but to fight for their own survival. Peetniss, Clato, Prory, Fannie. Warning: Rated T got teen pregnancy, and violence.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,053 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Royals by pretty-pleasee reviews
    Clove Carlton, Beverly Hills' It Girl, is back from boarding school, and everything in her life seems to be falling perfectly into place. She's got a new boyfriend and a flawless reputation, but in the 90210 it's a known fact that the faster you rise, the harder you fall. Modern Day AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,875 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Clove, Cato
    Backwards by pretty-pleasee reviews
    They say you're supposed to fall in love, get married, then have a baby. Clove and Cato, however, were never ones to do what they were supposed to. When Clove gets some unexpected news in the arena, the entire game changes.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Cato, Clove
    I'll take the knife by Milk of Awesomeness reviews
    A song I wrote about the Hunger Games describing Katnisses feelings for Prim.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Katniss E., Prim E. - Complete
    Girl On Fire: Senior Year by EmmaFairmont reviews
    Katniss Everdeen just moved back to district from District 4. How will she handle the memories that come back? Now in a new school, how will she react with Peeta and the Populars talking to her? Will she stop herself from falling for the blue-eyed beauty?Lots of drama with the careers, and lots of pairing. Set in Modern AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,000 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    A Family Game by thetenthwaffle reviews
    In this fanfiction Glimmer is Gloss and Cashmere's younger sister. T only because it's the Hunger Games and there WILL be a small amount of gore. Obviously not a lot because Glimmer is only in the Games for like a day or whatever. I apologize for any inaccuracies with the book, but it is called fan fiction for a reason.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Glimmer, Cashmere, Gloss
    Teenage Dirtbag by secretivemuch reviews
    "Did you hear? The new girl, Katniss Everdeen, punched Peeta Mellark!" there's me, Katniss Everdeen, the girl with a fiery attitude but no one should know about my past. It's messed up. I trust no one because when I do I always end up getting hurt and high school will just make that worse. -Updated practically everyday-
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,824 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    Spoke to Me by DedicatedWallflower reviews
    They say she's crazy, the day her family died they say she sealed herself off. She never spoke another word. She's gone now, so lost in herself that even the strongest can't find her in the mess of her own mind. All I know, is from the moment I saw her, she spoke to me. Modern Day Kato. AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,455 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    Reunited Under Circumstances by XxYesterdayTodayTomorrowxX reviews
    Katniss, Peeta, Cato and Clove have been best friends since kindergarten. Then, Peeta moves away because of his dad's job and becomes a famous star. What will happen when He comes back to to District 12? AU, modern day Panem. R&R. No flames! Ships are: Everlark, Clato, Gadge and more. T for language and future chapters.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
    She crept up on me by WhySoManyFandomsTho reviews
    Joniss endgame. Katniss vowed to save Peeta in the games, but what if she found someone to save her? Spoilers for Catching fire (I guess?) And MockingJay
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Katniss E., Johanna M.
    Pass The Tequila, I Think I'll Be Needing It by JustAFantasyGirl reviews
    Sun, sand, sea and... well you know the rest. Will Johanna and Gale ever quit arguing enough to admit their feelings for each other? Or will someone else catch his eye before then? Will Cato ever convince Clove that he's not the man whore the school makes him out to be? Will Katniss and Peeta finally get together after his years of silently crushing on her? Only one way to find out
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,066 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Cato, Clove, Gale H., Johanna M.
    A Fire You Can't Extinguish by pikapika01 reviews
    "What makes you think you can snuff me out, Cato?" "What makes you think I can't?" He growled. "Simple. I won't be defeated, especially by someone like you." Things are looking grim for Katniss, especially when shes trapped by a pack of Careers. However, The Girl on Fire refuses to be extinguished.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    The Twelve Kingdoms by KingAlanI reviews
    24 Westeros and Essos youth switch places with the 24 tributes to the 74th Hunger Games. By Alan Gilfoy in the worlds of Suzanne Collins and George R.R. Martin. Begins in the same timeframe as the first book of each series. Written in assorted limited third-person POV's.
    Crossover - Hunger Games & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Robb S., Daenerys T./Dany
    One Way Out by Tuitara reviews
    What happens when Katniss allies herself with the District Eleven tributes? And has Peeta gone insane? To top it all off a certain career won't leave her the hell alone! Catoniss OR Karvel! I'm letting the readers decide. (CatoxKatniss) or (MarvelxKatniss)
    Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,461 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Cato, Katniss E., Marvel] Thresh
    Difficult Love (Not A Normal Type Of Love) by sara2401 reviews
    Will Katniss get picked for the reaping? Will she find her love? Will she find troubles? Read to find out
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Katniss E.
    The Undying by squirmyorchid reviews
    The "dead" tributes of Games past have never actually died... permanently. They were resurrected and live underground in "Fallen Tributes" Villages until the Capitol needs them. What happens when the tributes of the 74th Hunger Games refuse to be on the Capitol's side during the rebellion? They have to run, and fast. In Clove and Cato's POV. CLATO as well...
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,403 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Cato, Clove] Foxface, Rue
    Into the Light by DarknessSeeps reviews
    In the 98th Hunger Games, light is not hope- it is a trap. In the previous Games, there was no Victor, so this year the Gamemakers are bent down to make this Games a place of Hell for the Tributes who will fight against their darkest secrets and inner demons... Rating may change.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,683 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
    Dare or Die by StilesSalvatore reviews
    Ever since the first day of their freshman year of high school the hunger games characters have created a dare club in which they can dare each other to do whatever they want whenever they want. Things just got a lot more interesting. Dare Requests are accepted! Although they may be posted a couple of chapters later because I need to catch up!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Cato, Clove] Johanna M., Marvel
    The Orphan by closette reviews
    "As we all know, your father passed away on the day of the reaping recently. Would you mind elaborating?" Rue could feel the audience. They had their breaths bated, leaning forward hungrily in their chairs. "A Peacekeeper killed him," she told Caesar. The crowd burst in gasps and shrieks. But little did Rue know, her few words would cause Panem to break completely.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Thresh, Rue, Glimmer, Marvel
    Do anything for you by lesbian-otps reviews
    "After the bloodbath you will have a word engraved on your arm, this will be your team member, and both of will be able to win. This will be the only message" I looked down on my arm, and my eyes widened at the name there. My team member was the person I feared the most, the girl who had captured my heart. Katniss. Thats when I ran.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,030 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Clove, Katniss E.
    Panem High by Brisbane Harrinator reviews
    Modern Day fanfic. Cashmere and Gloss aren't siblings and neither are Katniss and Prim. Haymitch is a teenager. Join the group of friends Katniss,Glimmer, Clove, Cashmere, Annie, Foxface, Madge, Rue and Prim as they crush on the popular junior boys Peeta, Gals, Gloss, Cato, Marvel, Thresh, Rory, Haymitch and Vick. Story is better than summary. Welcome to Panem High! Major OOC
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,292 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Save Me From The Knife by Perita-BrightEyes reviews
    Katniss Everdeen has never let anyone get too close, therefore no-one has realised that not everything is great for her. When she volunteers as a tribute in her sister's stead for the 74th Hunger Games, Katniss all but gives up. Thankfully, Clove is stubborn. Warning: Mentions of Rape, Self harm and violence. Please don't read if this will trigger you.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Katniss E., Clove
    Hunger Games High by The Girl with the Scar reviews
    What happens when the Hunger Games character are thrown into high school? Awesomeness, duh! Truth or Dare, Parties, Prom, and Pairings ensue in this stereotypical story! Pairings include Clove/Cato, Marvel/Glimmer, Finnick/Annie, Foxface/Thresh (lots of them) and hints of Gadge and Everlark. T for coarse language and high school stunts. POV's rotate.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013
    Clato, Odesta, Gadge and Evelark: LIFE by TheKiller1227 reviews
    This is basically just one shots and 'poems' of really any couple you want. AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013
    Brace Yourself by Ibbonray reviews
    "They probably should have. Braced themselves, that is." The Fiftieth Annual Hunger Games, as experienced by Maysilee Donner and a certain Haymitch Abernathy. *complete*
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,018 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Maysilee D., Haymitch A.] - Complete
    Prelude to Madness by 26letters reviews
    "He'd known Clove since she was born but they weren't close by any means. To him, she was just his friend's little sister, however something about the way she acted at 12:54 at night made him think that there could be more to her than that. " AU Clato This fic as been abandoned as of July 29th, 2014. I might come back to it someday, but not now!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Revenge of the Fallen by WoollyOne
    The Hunger Games have returned at number 77, and Clove is out for revenge. Her sister died while trying to kill Katniss in the 74th Hunger Games, and Clove wants Katniss to pay. Cassie Thorne is twelve years old, and volunteers to save her sister Loren. Clove wants Katniss to know that she can't hide, and to prove her point, decides to kill her tribute in the worst way possible.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,513 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Clove, Katniss E., Peeta M., Other tributes
    Teenagers by greenrose15 reviews
    The Hunger Games cast is back again! But this time instead of dealing with evil presidents, fearful Games, and a full-on revolution, they'll have to deal with love, peer pressure and the worst of all: Prom. Set in present day AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,372 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012
    Dead Hearts by Daughter of the North reviews
    24 went in; 2 came out. We know the stories of the Victors, but who were the fallen before they were cursed to the Arena? A series of one shots depicting each of the twenty four, told by the people who knew them best.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Cato, Katniss E., Peeta M., Other tributes
    Marriage by ToffeeBubblegum reviews
    marriage. It should be a privilege to spend the rest of your life with the person you love more than anything in the world but instead it's compulsory. Kitniss finds that she is a 100% perfect match for Cato Lenox in Distrct 2 - her future husband had been found. Any prompts sent in will be written into the story whatever you want to happen will happen. ENJOY! :D x
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
    Honour to us all by DistrictHeathdene reviews
    Clove's version of the 74th hunger games. The alluring Cato has captured her attention but they both know there can only be one victor - what's more important; love, or bringing glory to your district? Rated T for violence in the games
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Rules Of Love by Wearingallblack reviews
    When Thresh is about to hurt Clove what will Cato do? A clato one shot! Short but super cute :) enjoy
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Cato, Clove
    Cosmic by m2468 reviews
    Oh. That's why Rory is looking at me funny. Why I hear a sob, which I know is Katniss. Why I hear a gasp, from my mother. Why I see Haymitch, with a look of worry and pity on his face. Why I, Primrose Everdeen, have to look as tough as possible. Primrose Everdeen, 17, is going into the 74th Annual Hunger Games, and meets someone who she never thought she would have a chance with.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Prim E., Cato, Katniss E., Haymitch A.
    Misinterpreted Signals by NewNickyCage reviews
    Summaries are hard but Cato likes Clove. Too bad she hates him. Or at least pretends to. A story about how their misunderstanding of each other's signals affect their relationships with everyone around them. AU I think
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Camping Troubles by IloveFinnick4 reviews
    Katniss Everdeen and her friends go to a cabin near the woods for the summer. They break up, they make up, they fight, and they end up almost dying. Will they find the right one? Finniss, Gannie, Clato, Marvel/Madge, Thresh/Johanna. Language, First Fanfic, OOC. I do not own the Hunger Games!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,261 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
    Two Swords by HarleyQuinn95 reviews
    Cersei has always wanted a sword. And she gets one. Pre-AGOT, Cersei-centric, some Jaime/Cersei.
    A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Cersei L., Jaime L.] Tywin L. - Complete
    In soot I sleep by Lilac Alyssa Halliwell reviews
    Statistics say she should be trapped in a dead-end job, struggling nights at the local community college to earn her GED. Statistics say he should be in jail, in an institution, drunk and filthy in a halfway house. But, in nine months they graduate. Nine months until they join the 30.4% of US adults with a bachelor's degree. An introspective, modern day AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,683 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Beauty From The Ashes by Don't Call Me Sparkles reviews
    GLATO/some GLARVEL-What happens when Katniss dies but Glimmer takes her place as Victor? Will Rebellion still come to pass? Follow how her redemption begins in the Arena w/Cato & continues as they forge a life together that shows her the cost of keeping Seneca's Capitol secrets-one that she would die to protect! *If you wanted the Careers to have more depth, you'll LOVE this story!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 98,068 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Cato, Glimmer, Cashmere, Marvel
    He Who Lives By the Sword by Estoma reviews
    "Cato bit his lip and turned away. He'd only wanted to compliment her. On the way out, his steps dragged heavily, and his eyes were over bright." Fifteen one hundred word drabbles. Cover image by AprilLittle.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Cato, Clove] Brutus, Enobaria - Complete
    Up In The Sky: Sky High by MeMyself-and-1 reviews
    The Hunger Games characters are in highschool , but it is not a normal school it's a school for people with powers. Please don't read it if you don't like it I like supportive criticism but please do not be mean. Please give it a try the picture I used I got it out of the internet and don't know who did it so the credit for that amazing picture goes to whoever made it.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Cashmere's Chance by JenniMac reviews
    Cashmere has just volunteered for the Hunger Games the year after her brother, Gloss, had won his. She had always looked forward to volunteering but now that the Reaping is over, the Hunger Games are nothing like she expected. And she is unsure if the price of victory is worth more than the consequence of defeat. Please, please, REVIEW!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Pres. Snow, Cashmere, Caesar F., Gloss
    Happy Ever After, Or Not? by PikachuILoveYou reviews
    AU. Sequel to From Fb, With Love... Madge is married to Gale and has a baby girl called Brianna. But will Gale get over his cheating habit and not be interested in his ex, Rachel? Katniss's dad is back, does he approve of Peeta and Katniss's relationship? Is Katniss in danger? Really dramatic, and a good read! R&R! Need to read From Fb, With Love first!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 31,654 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] [Katniss & Peeta's daughter, OC]
    Clato: Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitches by my-cat-ate-my-homework reviews
    Clove was always the leader of the mean girl squad. Until her junior year. Then her so-called "friends" painted a target in red on her back, that's never coming off. To top that off, her father beats her. Can Cato save her before it's too late? *Update* Check out Chapter 18 for special update!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Cato, Clove] Foxface, Johanna M. - Complete
    Threshold by izumi-chan7475 reviews
    Glimmer and Marvel have been friends for almost nine years. But when fatality strikes, will Glimmer pull through? Rated T for some violence.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Glimmer, Marvel - Complete
    The early inevitable by WoollyOne reviews
    Death is inevitable. We all know that. But what happens when death comes early to ones we love the most? Clove dies at 15, leaving her 10 year old sister Saskia all on her own. They come from a broken family, constantly abusing the two. Clove was strong. She had to be to protect her sister. But what happens when she's gone? Covers pre-Hunger Games through to Mockingjay.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Clove, Cato, Katniss E., Prim E.
    Entwined With The Girl On Fire by ReishaTerrin reviews
    AU. When Clove falls victim to the feelings Career's are never to have. She finds herself drawn to the girl from district 12. Katniss Everdeen. They soon realize their feelings for each other are not what they or anyone expected. This is a story about the development between Clove and Katniss. Showing how even during a brutal fight to the death, love can blossom between two people.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Clove, Katniss E.
    Aspirations by three-golden-mockingjays reviews
    All mentors have aspirations for their tributes, but none as much as the mentors of the career tributes in the 74th Hunger Games. If they didn't, why would they even bother tolerating each other? A look into the Hunger Games from outside the arena.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Brutus, Enobaria, Cashmere, Gloss
    Behind These Walls by Cheerxoxo reviews
    Clove Calloway Thinks everything in her life is perfect. Especially when she is the new Queen Bee at a new upscale school. Cato Hadley was dragged down to the bottom and is and was anything but perfect in many ways and no one knows until he opens up to a certain brunette as he climbs his way back up.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Cato, Clove
    The New Girl by BrutusXEnobaria reviews
    Brutus Jones is the Panem Arts playboy and is currently going out with Cashmere. When the new exchange student from New York, Enobaria Ryder, shows up, he wants her. Brutus always gets what he wants, and he will not give up now. Will he stop his playboy ways after he realizes he loves Enobaria? BrutusXEnobaria
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Brutus, Enobaria - Complete
    You Had Me At I Hate You by RandomGirl200 reviews
    AU. Clove Fuhrman despises Cato Ludwig deeply, absolutely hating his existence, and Cato feels exactly the same. However, this unlikely pair pay the price after agreeing to a dare - they have to act like a real couple for an entire month. These enemies are giving it their all to prove they can do this, but at the same time, they're falling for one another... hard. (A/N at the end).
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,037 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The 100th Annual Hunger Games by Valkyrie550 reviews
    The Rebellion never happened. This year's Quarter Quell will be to revive tributes that were once killed in the Hunger Games. They will patch up their bodies and send them back into the arena to fight once more. Glimmer, Cato, and Clove are all revived to be in the games.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Glimmer, Cato
    I Never Knew by kelster07 reviews
    Clove Sevina is a fiery bookworm who just doesn't need any more drama in her life. After a surprising revelation is made, she finds herself getting just that. Worse, it's because of the green-eyed boy she's always misunderstood. / Modern day AU. -ON HOLD
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Marvel
    Stay With Me by Bella Dom reviews
    Clove's POV on being in the Games and her friendship with Cato. From the very beginning to the very end.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
    The Things They Left Behind by Clover80 reviews
    Everyone leaves things behind when they die and some of those things are very telling about the person they belonged to. A series of oneshots about things left behind by characters in The Hunger Games trilogy. It's a tear-jerker! Now recommended on Nightlock Recs! Self promotion Sundays but still! I do not own The Hunger Games or any of it's characters.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Cashmere, Cato
    The hunger in my heart by bookworm1119 reviews
    an unexpected death causes a blow in katniss' life
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Gale H., Katniss E., Glimmer, Cato
    Pretty Things by xxcheerleader7xx reviews
    Katniss is a maid in the mellark household. Her life is fairly simple except for a few things she must keep hidden from employers, but what will happen once the word is out? AU Victorian era in the united states and Cato and Peeta are twins.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Katniss E., Cato, Peeta M., Clove
    High School Games by panemsbest reviews
    Katniss has always been a tough nut to crack, but will a certain new boy with blonde hair and blue eyes change that? Ships: Finnick/Annie Peeta/Katniss Gale/Madge Clove/Marvel Rated T for language. (ON HIATUS)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,475 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    There Can Be Only One by patricia51 reviews
    Immortals Katniss Everdeen and Clove Honor cross paths over the centuries as the Game and their own journeys take them. From opponents they grow to be friends and finally lovers. Femslash. Katniss/Clove. Set in the world of the TV series "Highlander". Completed with Chapter 25.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Clove, Katniss E.] - Complete
    The Dart Game: How to Pick Your Next Destination by WritingStoriesIsLife reviews
    "Guys, since Katniss invited us over, why don't we play the Dart On A Map game?" Madge suggested. "What. The. Hell. Is. That." Johanna asked. "It's a game where we wear a blindfold and throw a dart. If the dart lands on a random place, we travel there." Madge beamed. When those words came out of Madge's mouth, I knew I was going to die. And it happened to be in the Philippines...
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Katniss E., Madge U., Glimmer
    How it started by Olive Monster reviews
    Before the Hunger games, Clove and Cato. How their friendship became and a bit more. Some tweeks. Set mostly in Cloves view. All hunger games rights belong to Suzanne Collins
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,862 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Cato, Clove
    Sunny California by mockingjay121399 reviews
    Join You fav. HG characters as the move to CA invited by Katniss's billionare uncle. Get ready for some drama and romance Modern Day AU Please R&R
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Other tributes
    Capitol Trials by TeaandLanaDelRey reviews
    Twelve teenagers. All broken, all wanting to be fixed. Can these teenagers become the glue that will put each others pieces back together again? Follow Gale,Clove,Marvel,Katniss,Finnick,Johanna,Fox-face,Glimmer,Thresh,Cato,Peeta,andRue as they discover what pain, friendship, love, and strength really is. But, we must remind ourselves that the strongest are given the biggest burdens
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Cato, Gale H., Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Difficult by quillstrike reviews
    "Welcome to the very first Hunger Games!" The 74th Arena is destroyed. Something - or someone - has set off an explosion so volatile, the tributes (those still alive, anyway) are hurled back into a strange land, a strange time. Life as they knew it is gone. The Capitol? Gone. The Districts? Gone. The Tributes? Still painfully alive. Gradual Catoniss.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,934 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Cato, Katniss E.] Clove
    Everyone Loves a Victor by Relena Mishima reviews
    Sequel to my story 'I Am Not a Victim'. Glimmer and Katniss survived the 74th Games and returned home as Victors, but actions have consequences, and nothing in Panem is without a price.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H., Glimmer - Complete
    Hunger Games One Shots by ClatoStorybrook reviews
    A bunch of hunger games one shots. Each chapter is a different one-shot (If I do this correctly)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Peeta M.
    His Lips Pressed to Mine by Cloverrrrrrrrrr reviews
    Cato and Clove kiss, but not on purpose. They have never been anything but partners, why is everything changing? - Clato fanfiction. - Better then the summary, I promise. - "There's Just something about how it felt with his lips pressed to mine." Sequal is now up!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,947 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    A Match Into Water by we4retheincrowd reviews
    Clovniss. All of it is in Katniss' POV. Disclaimer: I don't own The Hunger Games. This could actually end up being extremely long, I don't even know. discontinued.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Clove, Katniss E.
    Bows and Arrows by Clato 27 reviews
    Katniss and Clove are twins, separated at birth. 16 years later they are both thrown into the 74th Annual Hunger Games. Sorry I suck at summaries. Clove/Cato and one sided Peeta/Katniss. Rated T for swearing and violence.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,712 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [Clove, Cato] Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    Quell by PhoenixGrace reviews
    An idea is all President Snow needs to change the 75th Annual Hunger Games for good. As a reminder that all generations of the rebels were being killed over and over again, the tributes and the mentors of the previous games must return to the arena. This time, the Careers are out for revenge. When things get too bland, throw in romance! I own nothing. Clarvel/Glato.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,934 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Clove, Marvel] [Cato, Glimmer] - Complete
    Alone by secretivemuch reviews
    "Being harassed in your driveway is not what I expect at ten past eight in the morning!" Katniss' life is miserable, she's never been more alone, she's constantly taunted by Clove and Glimmer and even worse, Mr Popular and his best friend keep harassing her for information about who sends her the hateful texts that fill her phone, because the only way she sees is the blade.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,067 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Cato, Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    Don't let Go by Silver.Saturns reviews
    The story of Cato and Clove: from hatred to missing each other when it's over. Eight one-hundred-word drabbles for tobestardust, as part of the GGE 2014.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Clove, Cato] - Complete
    Mocked Insanity by Typically reviews
    Sugar Motto, from District 9, has been mocked all her life for liking the Careers. When finally accepted to the pack during the 65th Hunger Games, what will come out of it? Oneshot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Cashmere - Complete
    Heart on Fire (Abandoned) by ericakc19 reviews
    What if Katniss and Peeta won the 73rd Hunger Games, who would they mentor in the 74th? As punishment for her stunt with the berries, Katniss will have to mentor the one person she would never want to see in the Games. How far will she go to save them?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    The Camping Games by PurpleKittyFangirl - ARCHIVE reviews
    Join a group of your favorite characters and watch their wacky forest adventure unfold before your very eyes! When Finnick, Annie, Marvel, Cato, Clove, Katniss, Peeta, Gale, and Jackie (Foxface) decide to go camping in a District 7 forest for an end of the school year celebration, there's no telling what can happen, or go wrong! High school AU. R&R! ON A SHORT HIATUS
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2014
    Borrow, Blood and Steel by Teaandchemistry reviews
    We play a dangerous game, in very different ways. But where anything can tip the scale between life and death, which way do we turn? A Foxclove friendship fic.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,866 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Clove, Foxface - Complete
    Meadows by song-of-myself35990 reviews
    Years after the Second Rebellion, Enobaria goes to visit the one person she ever really loved and remember the ten years they had together. Reviews are always loved! *Femmeslash*
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Enobaria, Cashmere
    The Death Games by OhPossibilities reviews
    Twelve competitors are chosen for the Death Games. As punishment, six boys and girls must compete to survive various obstacle courses in the arena. Clove is the new recruit that has been chosen because of a strict rule she has broken. Cato is the grandson of King Snow and is quite intrigued with Clove. But what will happen when the royal and the tribute fall in love?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Cato, Clove
    Minor Difficulties by The Other Katniss Everdeen reviews
    When they were young, Clove and her family moved away. They finally moved back and the group couldn't be happier. Except for the fact that Clove has no memory of anyone since she and her brothers were in a car accident. Not even her best friend, Foxface. Let the difficulties begin for everyone. AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Cato, Clove, Foxface - Complete
    Sizing Up the Tributes by Gokai Yellow reviews
    They watched her shoot without missing a step in the training simulation. Why did some want her as an ally?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Wiress, Cashmere, Gloss, Beetee - Complete
    Sacrifices by PhoenixGrace reviews
    Cato thinks that his sacrifice can't cut deeper than anything else in the world. Then, Clove makes a sacrifice of her own that shatters Cato's world. "If you want to tell me you love me, tell me you love me."
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Marvel - Complete
    Hermione and Clove's letter to fanfiction by earthling44 reviews
    A letter from Hermione and Clove, to all of the shippers on fanfiction. NOT A ROMANCE STORY.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Hermione G., Clove - Complete
    Split Perspective by PhoenixGrace reviews
    Cashmere finds that she worries about Gloss to much. Gloss finds that he doesn't worry about Cashmere enough. Written from the perspective of the siblings that died in that cruel arena, with only each other to hold on to.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
    Yet Death We Fear by Estoma reviews
    Three places Cato contemplates dying, and one where he does not. For Ella, a late birthday fic.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The Clock Struck Four by Estoma reviews
    Three voices Brutus hears when the Jabberjays attack, and one that he never can. Cover image by April.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Brutus, Lyme] Enobaria - Complete
    Detention by StayBeautiful KeepItUgly11 reviews
    Clove Calloway was the looser at Panem High. During her final year of school, something terrible happens and Clove finds out that she is the next target of Cindehella, a horror character from a slasher movie. Whilst trying not to get killed, Clove must figure out her feelings before it is too late. Based off the film Detention. Rated T: Strong Language, sexual themes and violence.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Marvel
    Wounds by ErisDistrict1 reviews
    Enobaria is wounded after the attack on the Rebel Alliance. Brutus is there to fix her up. A BrutusxEnobaria one-shot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Brutus, Enobaria - Complete
    Tributes and Elevators by loopid reviews
    What happens when our favorite Hunger Games characters go in elevators? Do they just press buttons and travel to floors? Or will some other "unexpected things" happen? Collection of different one-shots. First story! Please review!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Other tributes
    You Already Have My Heart by silverlover02 reviews
    Modern day AU. Clove's the new girl in town. Unknowingly, she goes to the same school as one of the most popular boy bands in her generation. High school just got a whole lot more interesting.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Clove, Cato
    Resolve by Silver.Saturns reviews
    Why should Glimmer fix what she sees no reason too? Hundred-word drabble celebrating 2014.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Glimmer - Complete
    kill me quickly (then tear me apart) by gracelessheartlines reviews
    one day, they realize, they're meant to kill each other / "and they're just waiting to regret it"
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Cato, Clove] - Complete
    you bleed, we crawl like animals by gracelessheartlines reviews
    "this year you're dealing with all experienced killers." (or: the careers of the 75th hunger games)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Brutus, Enobaria, Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
    left are your bones (soon sinking like stones) by gracelessheartlines reviews
    they all say marvel looks like a victor. saying is not believing, just as looking is not being. (or: marvel in the 74th hunger games)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Marvel - Complete
    Perfect by iCraveChocolate21 reviews
    Cato! Of all the boys in the world she had to pick him. Why? When Clove finds out that Cato was the one that she has to kiss for the school play she loses it. Clove hated Cato a lot, but a lot can change after one dance and a small kiss. Rated T to be safe.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The Sound of Words by Aslan's Lamb reviews
    What did Brigitta think about the new governess? Why did she really start crying at the dinner table? Who else knew about Liesl's meeting with Rolf? This is the story of The Sound of Music told from Brigitta's POV.
    Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,196 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008
    Life of a teenager in Boarding School by Pure Gene Clato reviews
    Clove moves to an Arts boarding school. Where she meets, Annie, Finnick, and Cato, and a bit more of the gang later on. This is the crazy life or a teenage girl, and all she wants is a boy to love. Has she found him? Modern day AU. Clato/ Fannie
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Cato, Clove, Finnick O., Annie C.
    panem high one-shot by princess26966 reviews
    a regular day in panem high. katniss and johanna get bullied by the popular group and they try to survive high school.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Katniss E., Glimmer, Johanna M., Annie C. - Complete
    Surprise by Silver.Saturns reviews
    "The only thing that matters now, though, is that my father left me a surprise for the snow season holiday." A young Glimmer gets a gift from someone she didn't expect one from.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Glimmer - Complete
    Shake It Out by Ninazadzia reviews
    "Just trust me, okay? I don't get why that's so hard-" "Because you haven't told me the truth!" "You want to know the truth? Alright, fine. I never stopped loving you." Because the past always has a way of resurfacing, especially for Cato, Clove, Glimmer and Marvel. Sweet Nothing sequel, inspired by Florence and the Machine. T for sex.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,638 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Home by JohannasAxe reviews
    It was a fire that left Katniss and Prim to be sent to the home. Now they have to learn how to live in this new way of life, going through drama, tragedy and many more. There will be romance, friendship, and action. This is now their new home, they just have to find a way to live with it. (Characters feature Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Cashmere, Johanna, Foxface, Marvel, Peeta, etc)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013
    After the Feast by loopid reviews
    Cato's POV. What Cato thinks after Clove dies. How and why he killed Thresh. "Alas, she too, is now gone. Only then do I realize how much Thresh and I have in common." Rated T for character death.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Cato, Thresh, Clove - Complete
    Spill All Your Secrets Day by loopid reviews
    The Careers, Rue and some unexpected guests text about secrets. Cato's trying not to be insane, and Marvel's social life is miserable. Clove has to keep everything together and Glimmer's not helping. So since they're not doing a very good job, not many secrets are blabbed. Instead, we got death threats and a few other weird things. Quick one-shot! R&R!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Complete
    Better Then Revenge by auslly4eva22 reviews
    Clove's opinion of Glimmer getting a bit to comfortable around Cato. Long song fic, set to the song Better Then Revenge by Taylor Swift
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Marvel
    Katniss and the Careers by srr13 reviews
    What if Katniss, before entering the games, made a connection with Cato and instead of Peeta, joined the careers? With choices comes consequences and this one has many. Can Cato protect her or will Peeta have to save the day? Crappy summary and slow beginning but does become good, trust me!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,850 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
    Safe And Sound by auslly4eva22 reviews
    Clove death from Cato's POV, set to the song Safe And Sound by Taylor Swift. Clato! Please read and review!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Love has its ways by moka.akashyia.1 reviews
    What if cato was from district 12, and katniss was from 2 and they formed an allience during the games. My first fanfiction YAY!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
    A Love Square by Dizzy Donuts reviews
    Katniss and Peeta are not the only ones who have a strange romance, the Careers do to, with evil looks, strange following and the fact that they are expected to win the Hunger Games they couldn't be any more confused...
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Marvel
    Steadfast by Silver.Saturns reviews
    "A split second is enough time to change a decision." When a decision isn't changed. A character holds steadfast; for a contest.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Enobaria, Cashmere, Gloss, OC - Complete
    The Mockingjay's Shadow by Peetniss-Fourtris-Awesomness reviews
    Willow Mellark is the daughter of Katniss and Peeta Mellark. When Annie Cresta calls them to arrange a visit, her mother invites Annie's son, Finn, as well. Her friend Aida (Johanna Mason's daughter), who comes as well, is a constant pain- she won't shut up about Finn! However, something much more exciting happens. Gale hawthorne makes a comeback- this time with his son.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son, Finnick and Annie's son
    Safe & Sound by Tobias' Heart reviews
    This is a song-fic of the song "Safe and Sound" by Taylor Swift. It's Katniss POV, I know that many people think of this song where Katniss is with Rue, but for me it fits better when she's with Prim. Hope you like it, thx :
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Katniss E., Prim E. - Complete
    Forgetting the Past by I want Starbucks reviews
    Katniss Everdeen house has burned down, causing her fathers death. Her mother has gone insane. She is now moving to California to live with her uncle Haymitch and cousin Clove. She is instantly greeted to all of Clove's friends, who all deal with horrible problems. How will all of this affect her freshmen year? I don't own The Hunger Games or any songs I use in the story!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,779 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Haymitch A., Clove, Katniss E., Annie C.
    Truce by thecowofwisdom reviews
    Set just after Caesar's show: there's an after party and two of our tributes get talking. Please excuse any 'out of character-ness'. There's bad language: don't say I didn't warn you. Joniss pairing because I'm inadvertently shipping them and I don't know why.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Johanna M., Katniss E. - Complete
    Jabberjays by ErisDistrict1 reviews
    Even the mightiest of Victors can fall prey to the heart, and the higher the pedestal, the harder the fall. Brutus x Enobaria and Cashmere x Gloss.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Brutus, Enobaria, Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
    Katniss Vs Clove by FanWriter Harrison reviews
    Katniss is trying to retrieve Peeta's medicine at the Feast, until she runs into Clove. Here is a more graphic and violent version of their fight, and watch how Katniss is the one to kill Clove, not Thresh.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Clove, Katniss E., Thresh - Complete
    I want revenge by AndreaBooksLover reviews
    In this story Peeta and Katniss lose against Cato and Prim wants to get revenge.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Prim E., Cato
    The Realisation of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
    The whole of Panem knows Cashmere from District One died in the Victor's Quarter Quell...but what if she didn't? AU (and the 'fourth book in the trilogy!)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,893 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Cashmere
    Once Upon a Time by Lyra Belacqua the Silvertongue reviews
    Written for Caesar's Palace challenge of December. Prompt: "If you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones; 'cause most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs" from Youth by Daughter. 'Clove and Glimmer: one and the same. Little girls missing reading stories and ending their own.'
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Clove, Glimmer - Complete
    There is Love by land of lost hairties reviews
    Cato dares to feel. And with love comes pain. He's not sure he likes either of them. /For Hunger Games ::: Contests and Character Chat
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Cato, Clove] - Complete
    Elevator Encounter by Allmykindsofthings reviews
    Johanna Katniss an elevator. What could happen...
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Katniss E., Johanna M. - Complete
    Glimmer by land of lost hairties reviews
    Glimmer is more than just a character. She's a girl. "She always overcame anything in her way. She had a habit of always getting what she wanted. She won. She did nothing else." / For Hunger Games ::: Contests and Character Chat
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Glimmer - Complete
    Against All Odds by urunimi reviews
    What if Rue hadn't been killed? Follow Rue, Thresh and the other tributes as they goes through the Hunger Games to face all the horrors that the games bring. But even with Thresh as an ally, will Rue be able to survive?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Rue, Thresh
    I Will Avenge You by HPHGandPJfan reviews
    The feast from Cato's point of view. One-shot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Brave New World by The Very Last Valkyrie reviews
    Love leaves through the open door, and love stays to help her through the worst. If Peeta had left instead of Gale.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
    i think i'll go home now by augustush waters reviews
    So, you're an almost-cynical boy in love with a completely-crazily-cynical girl. :: possibly triggering ::character death :: clato/anti-glato/glarvel :: modern day-ish au :: title taken from "Remembering Sunday" by All Time Low
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Marvel
    Gone by Olive Monster reviews
    My interpratation of what could have happened if Katniss agreed to leave the first time Gale asked, with a few twists of course! Perhaps they meet up with other characters and their families from the books...(Cato, Clove, Rue, Finnick, Foxface, Johanna, Peeta, Glimmer and Thresh) I don't own the hunger games, Suzanne Collins does. (-Romance, family, adventure, friendship-)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
    What Do You Want From Me? by Squintz reviews
    Clove must battle her feelings for Glimmer, when she is so horribly friend-zoned by the beautiful girl. During the Games, she must keep them alive to keep Glimmer from getting killed from the biggest threat in the Arena: The Girl On Fire and Cato. Rated T for the Hunger Games. Contains Climmer. Do not read if you don't want to.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Clove, Glimmer
    Not What I Had In Mind by chips-n-gravy reviews
    Katniss never planned on falling in love. But she never planned on her dad dying, for he to hate her mother or for her to move schools 3 times, so why wouldn't the world ruin her plans again. Katniss just moved to California, and while Prim goes to a fancy medical school, Katniss is thrown into the likes of high school. How will she handle it? Modern day. MAJOR AU!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,327 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Katniss E.
    Inferno:A Tale of Rebellion by Inklessquills reviews
    AU: Clove won the 70th Hunger Games and lives with the consequences of being a victor. Now, Katniss Everdeen has volunteered for the 74th Hunger Games and she is bringing a rebellion with her. What role will Clove choose to play? *Will take place in all three books! Lots of canon content.* Pairings:Mainly Clato (both victors), with Peeniss and Fannie (Read and review please!)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,500 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Alive or Dead by Rue12 reviews
    Everyone thinks that the Hunger Games has, and will always have, only 1 victor. What happens when there are 24 victors? One thing they all know is that everyone is on their toes, nervous of what the capitol is going to do, as something they hoped never happens, suddenly sprouts and then blooms... I rated this 'T' just in case!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Rue, Glimmer, Katniss E., Cato
    A Thousand Years by Lyra Belacqua the Silvertongue reviews
    You see her when you close your eyes; Maybe one day you'll understand why; Everything you touch surely dies: Let Her Go, by Passenger. Caesar's Palace, written for the challenge of November. "A thousand years to forget? No, a thousand years to stop forgetting. To honor. To keep. To remember."
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Rue, Maysilee D. - Complete
    The Eyes of Perfection by PhoenixGrace reviews
    *It's a confusing story! I shall simplify it.* Glimmer just wanted to be perfect. She wanted to be the infamous victor of the 74th Annual Hunger Games. When you want to achieve perfection, you can lose yourself. That is exactly how she died.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Glimmer - Complete
    Glory and Gore by BeccaJoy reviews
    "You think you know me, don't you? Brutal, bloody Cato. You think that I fight simply because I can. That I kill because I enjoy it. You're wrong. You know nothing. You will never know what I fight for. Who I fight for. But know that she means more to me than whatever your Girl on Fire and your fictitious little love story mean to you." -Cato's POV- Oneshot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Cato, Clove] Enobaria, OC - Complete
    Catnip by lucindamellark reviews
    What would it be like if the Hunger Games characters read the Hunger Games trilogy?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
    Meet Me At The Lake by TheWitchTwins reviews
    Cato and Clove, from District 2, they were star-crossed lovers, but no one knew. The Hunger Games from Cato and Clove's point of view. I ship Clato so hard. (Working Title, May Be Subject To Change.)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Young, Dumb, and Fun by xXLaurenTaiXx reviews
    The Original Musketeers. The four best friends; Katniss, Clove, Cato, and Peeta play truth or dare. Mind you, they are only ten. Cato loves the deep truths and hilarious dares. Katniss loves to meddle in little Clove's love life. Clove just wants revenge for the dare she had to do. Peeta just wants to get out of that mess, or does he? CatoxClove/KatnissxPeeta
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Twelve Houses by Jaslyn reviews
    From Twelve Victor's Villages; A reminder of everything they've lost. Oneshot
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Glimmer, Beetee, Enobaria, Annie C. - Complete
    Catalyst by Megan13 reviews
    AU Clato. Alternate Title: Why Cato Becomes Part of The Rebellion from Johanna's POV.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Cato, Clove, Johanna M. - Complete
    Young and Beautiful by jemmasimmmons reviews
    New York, in 1929. Cato and Clove both lead very different lives but when they are unexpectedly brought together, they realise that they have two things in common: their unconditional love for each other and a shared violent passion that would eventually drive them to tragedy. Rated T for language and sexual content. R&R.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,892 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Forget Me Not by BamSQUARED reviews
    Cato and Clove have been best friends since they we're little and one day everything changes. That one day where Clove's dreams had been crushed and became a nightmare. A year later Cato comes back to apologize to Clove but he didn't expect that she may have or may have not forget about him. (Pairs: CLATO, Everlark... I don't know but we'll see ;) Rated T
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Another Chance by baby-new-year reviews
    Thanks to medical advances and rebel connections in District Three, District Thirteen is able to resuscitate tributes, giving them a fresh chance at life. *ADOPTED, SEE INSIDE*
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Other tributes
    High School Troubles by Broken-Beautiful-Love reviews
    Join Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Gale Hawthorne, Madge Undersee, Johanna Mason, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair, Glimmer, Cato, Clove, Prim, Rory, Haymitch, Effie, and many more characters in High School! No Hunger Games, find out what awaits! Love triangles and all ships welcome! Story better than summary! Please read and review! More chapters to come, no copyright intended.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Katniss E., Other tributes
    Lust by Minnie2910 reviews
    I lust to go home. I lust to have food and water. I lust to be clean. But most of all, I lust to have him… Isabelle Rue Mellark is the 14 year old daughter of Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark. The games are long gone, but an old enemy has returned, and will do anything to break up the family.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son, Gale H., Katniss E.
    Separated by Destiny, United by Blood by FrozenSpitfire reviews
    An accident separated a family but united another. Now, years after, where are these families? What are the odds of the story of this two families collide again? When God takes away from you everything you could have wished for, is revenge the most easy way to get it back? Katniss and Peeta, Annie and Finnick, Gale and Madge, Cato and Clove, Glimmer and Marvel.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Other tributes, Glimmer
    The Change-Up by ClaireEatsCookies reviews
    Modern Day AU. High School. - Three days. Three days until Senior Prom. Three days for Clove to get asked by the dreamy Cato Easton, star quarterback and captain of the Panem High football team. As for Glimmer, she knows exactly how.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer
    The Unthinkable by ClaireEatsCookies reviews
    High School, Modern Day AU. Starring the Careers. It's senior year at Panem Academy, and long reigns The Golden Couple, Cato and Glimmer. It's been the same since freshman year. Clove is still the sidekick, but stays at only that. However, when a little something called feelings enter the picture and trouble stirs, the Careers are in for the unthinkable. First Fanfiction. R&R.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Cato, Clove
    How the Hunger Games Should Have Ended by Allegories In Medias Res reviews
    Alternate ending to the Hunger Games. Katniss and Peeta swallow the berries, and continues on afterward in Prim's POV. Rated T for some violence.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Prim E., Gale H.
    Someday's gone by miss.beekeepers.daughter reviews
    Here's a Clato-Fanfic, their story before the games. No typical romance, I think it's rather a love-hate-realtionship. But still sweet (or more likely bittersweet) :)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Cato, Clove
    leave you drowning until you reach for my hand by dog teeth reviews
    A little loss of innocence. CatoClove.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Azelma Rising by Darci the Thespian reviews
    Azelma hopes to create a new start for herself in America.
    Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Azelma, Thenardier
    Pieces of Time by pandasxoxo reviews
    i dont know about sequel yet :( / Rue watches a love story unfold right before her eyes. Peeta dies. Katniss and Rue find Cato severely they help him things start to change between Katniss and Cato. But the hunger games are still at work. Will the odds be in their favor?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,668 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    you want to watch the sunrise by sheisiridescent reviews
    au, in which cato is the victor but not the winner. one-shot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    A tribute to the tributes by Cinna and his Clothes reviews
    Everybody in the 74th Hunger Games had a story, but they died before they had a chance to tell it. A tribute to all the tributes that died during the 74th annual Hunger Games.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Other tributes, Glimmer, Marvel, Cato
    Pretending He's Beside Me by MissFiyerabaMeponineWholock reviews
    One-Shot. Éponine's death with a twist.
    Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Marius, Eponine] - Complete
    100 ways to be killed by thg characers by unactive account 1232312334543 reviews
    as title suggests charaters cato clove katiss gale johhana marvel haymitch effie thresh finnick 1 chapter per character 10 ways per chapter r&r reveiws ar love
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Gale H.
    daisy chains and crowns by madworlds reviews
    Crowns are for Victors, but she is not one, and neither is he. For Elle (ExeliaWave) and Rowan (you gave me forever) for the Caesar's Palace Back to School Exchange. Glimmer-centric, slightly Glimmer/Marvel
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Glimmer, Marvel] - Complete
    Sheer by Estoma reviews
    "Marvel," she said softly, "you can look now."
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Glimmer, Marvel] - Complete
    How I Got Your Mother To Fall In Love With Me by accio-divergent-mockingjays reviews
    Marvel explains to his kids how he got Glimmer to fall in love with him, by reading to them the same poem he wrote for her 20 years ago :) Glarvel 3
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Glimmer, Marvel - Complete
    Loverboy by lonewolfblood13 reviews
    Clove realises something she had missed as she dies. Rated T for death.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Enchanted by mellarkfan121 reviews
    Katniss Everdeen has just moved from Idaho to California. She has to deal with a new school, new surroundings, new friends, and new experiences. She automatically makes friends with the popular group, the 'Careers', but what happens when a popular Cato walks into her life? Will love blossom from this new found friendship? AU California. R&R
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
    All That Glimmers by Better a Freak Than A Fake reviews
    What if? fic. What if Glimmer escaped the tracker jackers and Cato didn't? How would this change Katniss and Peeta's fate? Rated T for violence and gore.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Katniss E., Glimmer
    A Sister by Daebak Fai reviews
    Prim's thoughts and feelings during certain events.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Complete
    How To Bake Bread, Maime People And Fall In Love by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
    When Katniss and Peeta, the local stalker, get thrown into the Hunger Games, they thought their less-than-stellar mentor, Woody Haymitch, dubious winner of the 50th Hunger Games, was their only problem. Elsewhere Cato finds love in the form of District 1's Glimmer, but with rabid Thresh, Peeta's bakery for bread-hungry Careers and clashing ideals the odds are not in their favour...
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,204 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Cato, Glimmer
    There When You Die by Lorata reviews
    (On camera they're perfect; sharp, nasty, competitive, a pair but distant. Alone they snap together like one of Clove's knives into a target.) The 74th Hunger Games from a mentor to her tribute. It's a game Lyme knows is rigged to lose, this year more than ever.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Lyme, Cato, Brutus, Clove - Complete
    She Will Be Loved by Magicather reviews
    Clove is a nobody at school. People tend to ignore her. Until she meets Cato, a handsome popular boy. She never has once been loved. Could that change? Summary sucks. story doesn't! T little bit of swearing. (Modern day, High school AU!) ((BTW The cover is the guy I imagine as Finnick Odair!))
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,352 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Cato, Clove
    One Moment in Time by Can'tBelieveThatStuffz reviews
    One moment in time can be powerful. Life-changing, even. It can determine the fate of a world. What if Clove took Cato – injured, yet still determined – to the feast with her? What if the Mockingjay never came to be? [AU/Clato]. Rated T for the Games.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Cato, Clove
    The Girl Who Gleams by Nerd.princess123 reviews
    Glimmer's story of the Hunger Games, with an alternative ending. Will the rebellion still happen if Glimmer won. T/M.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Glimmer, Marvel
    The Baby Games by Clato 27 reviews
    Adopted! This used to be LunaKirkland-Jones story and I adopted it so please no saying I copied the story. Clato, Keeta, Rue and Thresh, Glarvel, and the other districts. I remember I was 9 when Cato finally answered, I was 9 when I found out what a soul mate was..."What's a soulmate?" I asked again."It's like a best friend but more," He replied. Rated T because of swearing.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
    The Truth Hurts by secretivemuch reviews
    The truth hurts. But maybe we only tell it so we can feel pain. So we can still feel partly human for a little while. Katniss Everdeen moves to California after the tragic death of her sister and father, and at her new school everyone wants to know more about the girl that doesn't have a reason for living... or maybe it's because of the motorbike.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,735 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    The Hunger Games Gang finds Facebook by SoontobeMockingjay reviews
    Katniss, Peeta, Gale, and the gang find Facebook. Will Clove and Katniss be together or will Clove and Cato? Do Peeta and Gale have a bromance? When did the mutts get a Facebook? Find out here.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
    Camp Revenge by The Other Katniss Everdeen reviews
    Two rival camps always try to prank each other. But one prank takes things a little too far. Now a counselor's life is put on the line. But there must be someone working with the rival camp. What will happen when the camps realize someone isn't who they say they are? How will the camps be flipped upside down? AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Cato, Clove, Foxface, Marvel - Complete
    The End of Pamen by Doodelio-kid reviews
    Katniss, Cato and the rest of District Fourteen are getting everyone in a rebellion mood. Follow them as they stir up the rebellion, recruit an army, and fight to make the world they live in safe for all the future generations to come. Life in Panem isn't easy, so maybe Panem, President Snow, and the Peacekeepers should be eliminated. (The End's cover picture is subject to change!)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
    Darkness by Aretee reviews
    The cold darkness covered her like a security blanket that protected her from the truth and she welcomed it. He was gone. With her eyes closed she didn't have to see the two who remained and made that knowledge even more painful. She had everything and now it's gone. Sleep is the only respite. I do not own THG characters. One Shot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Katniss E., Prim E., Mrs. E. - Complete
    We'll Go Together by Phoenix Refrain reviews
    The concept of "Cradle to the Grave" is shown in the final act of Rebellion for Cashmere and Gloss.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
    True Love Comes At A Price by xXLaurenTaiXx reviews
    A love...square. Consisting of Katniss, Peeta, Cato, and Clove. When two die, the others find a way to realize they loved each other more than who they originally thought held their hearts. After a Capitol twist turn of events, will their love last? I put all the people (Cato, Peeta, Clove, Katniss) in some random order. However you see this story, just ignore the disclaimers...
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Peeta M.
    The World Outside by Lulubird reviews
    Cato and Clove win the 74th Hunger Games but are forced to flee the Capitol's clutches. They run into the wilderness and discover another city they never even knew was there. Four is desperate to learn the truth about the world outside Chicago so he slips them into Dauntless life. Cato, Clove, Four and Tris will work together to answer questions about both their worlds.
    Crossover - Hunger Games & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,129 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Cato, Four/Tobias
    Hunger Games High School by CelticGames4 reviews
    A modern day highschool fanfic with the Hunger Games characters. The ages are changed up a tad. Katniss loves Cato, Peeta loves Katniss. Marvel and Clove are out to break up Cato and Glimmer. Rue is sorting out feelings for her childhood friend. Many HG characters, and some made by me. Submit yours too! T for language and themes
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 119,378 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Complete
    Together Forever by Minnie2910 reviews
    Cato and Clove have been friends since they were five years old. At the age of twelve, they started dating. But, what will happen once they both enter the Hunger Games, and Cato starts cheating on her with another tribute? Will Clove make some unlikely allies? Rated T: for language, romantic scenes and violence (it is the Hunger Games)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Shattered Glass by The Other Katniss Everdeen reviews
    A sequel to Broken Glass. Clove gets a chance to start over while going to college with her best friend and her twin brother. But when her twin brother falls for her sworn campus enemy, what was already broken has became shattered. How will things repare themselves for Clove? AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Cato, Clove, Foxface, Cashmere - Complete
    Stay to the End by androidilenya reviews
    Clove/Glimmer in a hallucinatory sort of way. (Warnings for character death.)
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Clove, Glimmer - Complete
    Let It Go by Chrystella99
    "If you love something...let it go"
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
    How Dare You? by FannieForever15 reviews
    These are Glimmer's thoughts toward Cato regarding the 74th Hunger Games. "Was it worth it? Was it worth leaving me?"
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Cato, Glimmer] Clove - Complete
    I Am Not a Victim by Relena Mishima reviews
    The 74th Hunger Games take an odd turn when something unexpected happens: an alliance no one saw coming. This seemingly simple change does far more than provide an exciting twist for the audience; it changes everything that comes afterward.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,767 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H., Glimmer - Complete
    My Life by CatonissForever reviews
    What if you are a twin that's rumored to be dead? Then someone figures out you're alive? It's all crazy but that is the life of Katniss Everdeen.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Cato, Katniss E., Gale H., Glimmer
    Coffee and Pens by Clatoforeverinmyheart reviews
    Clove moved out to New York when she was 19, when he parents died she needed to get away. She took her inheritance and started a company from the ground up. Her new bakery/coffee shop/book store is booming after a short 2 years. Cato was born in raised in Brooklyn, he went to school out in Colorado, majored in writing and once he graduated moved back out to New York. AU modern.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Family by Darci the Thespian reviews
    AU, in where Cosette has an older brother (Not OC), based off a one-shot I did once
    Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Cosette, Marius, Eponine, Courfeyrac - Complete
    Truth or Dare HUNGER GAMES STYLE! by DreamingAway94 reviews
    The Hunger Games charecters are forceed against their wi- I mean PLAY a game of truth or dare. PLEASE SEND IN YOUR TRUTHS AND DARES!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012
    Your Ghost by FullDarkNoLight reviews
    Prim is the one thing that Katniss will never let go. AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Katniss E., Prim E. - Complete
    Crazy by Ceasar-Flickerman reviews
    Modern day, so no Hunger Games. Katniss is new to school but what happens when a popular guy named Cato takes a shine to her?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,668 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    When She Loses by Tonzura123 reviews
    It's a different sort of victory for Miss Clarisse La Rue... Clayson fluff. Movie-verse with bits of the books. Written for my little sister.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Clarisse R., Tyson - Complete
    Ghosts by Clato 27 reviews
    "He didn't know if they were ghosts or if they were part of his imagination. All he knew is that he didn't want them to leave." ""C-Cato?" she said as if it would verify that he was standing right in front of her and he gave her a small smile, the one she fell for years before." ""I'm sorry, Clove" and with that he pulled the trigger." Short AU Clato three-shot
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Daggers or Attraction by maddiamos reviews
    Clove x Cato sorry for all of the mistakes in this.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Cato, Clove
    The Dark Perks Of Him by thosesummerdays reviews
    Katniss gets an excited feeling when he's around. The way his bad boy personality influences her, the way he takes her on adventures, the way she can forget she's even in the capitol. But it doesn't start off like that. Katniss hates Cato Larek. She had watched his games as a mentor; she had even seen him train. But this year they're both mentors. And this is how the story starts.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
    Kill Or Be Killed by BloodDrinker1864 reviews
    The Careers were all alive and have made it almost to the end, but only one person stands in there way... Katniss. When Clove attacks Katniss at the feast Thresh isn't there to stop her, and the Careers want some fun in getting rid of her.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Cato, Clove, Glimmer, Katniss E.
    Middle Schooled by abbyisawalker reviews
    Thats right! Our favorite revoulutionaries are in middle school! So, nautrally, drama is relevant. Its middle school people! What did you expect? M/C J/M/B E/È R/A G/C and some Courf/OC and a dash of mean girls flirting with the barricade boys. ;)
    Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2013
    A Gale and Clove story by Katniss the Cattail reviews
    I watched the T.V as a little boy steps up on stage. I curse him and Snow, for all I know the little boy is Snow's nephew. Snow opens his mouth to speak. "In penance for there second uprising, the 76th Hunger Games will have an addition to it as if it were a Quarter Quell, this addition shall be..." He pauses here and I know, his next words, will change my life forever AU a bit OC
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Clove, Gale H.
    Cato's Diary by Girl of Dandelions reviews
    Cato secretly keeps a diary during the Hunger Games. Read to find out what he's writing. (Clato)
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Broken Glass by The Other Katniss Everdeen reviews
    Clove was always a loud girl, that is, until her life changes and she become something her never thought would happen. Broken. She considers herself broken glass. Now she was given an important choice. To stay where her life could change or go back to her old life. But her brother and his new friends are determined to keep Clove. Will Clove stay or will she go back to her past? AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,904 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Cato, Clove, Marvel - Complete
    The tutor she never wanted by ToffeeBubblegum reviews
    Clove is told she needs a tutor. Cato is told he needs to tutor someone. They have some fun when they're left home alone to 'revise' Rated T because come on it's district 2 there's bound to be some weapons involved! :D x
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Astray From Alignment by s-carlet-startlet reviews
    Clove Worthington makes time for nobody; especially arrogant players. Cato Evans is able to get girls within seconds and once they're used he never goes back. Through a fake relationship, the two most talked about Seniors at Panem Preparatory Day School are about to realize they are each other's exception. AU High School, Modern Day, primarily Clato with some Glato.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Cato, Clove, Marvel, Glimmer
    Moments by daydreamer626 reviews
    A drabble series about characters from the Hunger Games. Featuring Thresh, Crane, Glimmer, Finetti, Clove, Keld, Prim, Gale, a mystery, Johanna, Snow, Rue, Marvel, Jason, Cato, Eve, Marina, Plasmic, Cashmere, Mrs. Everdeen, Rowan, Maysilee, Foxface, Wiress, Finnick, Mags, Caesar, Greasy Sae, Plutarch, and Seeder.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Seeder - Complete
    The Scientist by ClaireEatsCookies reviews
    Cato's last hope is dimmed. Clato. Set after the Games. ENDING NOW COMPLETE.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Flipped ! by SomethingWeAsiansGot reviews
    AU Modern Day Clato. Everytime you read a modern day school clato fanfic, its normally about Cato being the player and Clove being the quiet new girl. But what happens when you flip everything around and Cato is the new kid and Clove is the mean queen?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Cato, Clove
    The side you haven't seen by KlausAndElena4ver reviews
    He has always enjoyed slowly stripping the innocence from young girls piece by piece. And I have always enjoyed watching him to it.But this is different. he sees something different in her. Something that I am blind to. Clove pov on Cato and Katniss
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E. - Complete
    Truth OR Dare? by gamekeeper reviews
    What happens when theres a room filled with non other then Katniss, Peeta, Haymitch, Gale, Prim, Rue, Rory, Thresh, Clove, Cato, Glimmer, Marvel, Foxface, Johanna Mason, Finnick, Annie, President Snow, Cashmere, and Gloss? Find out now! R&R please!..
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012
    Only if you Mean it by SecretlyBreathing reviews
    "They have never felt what I felt!" he said. "They've never seen what I've seen!" "What have you felt, Cato?" Clove whispered, her nails digging into her palms in an effort to keep calm. "What have you seen?" "You," he said breathlessly. (Cato/Clove, Before the Games)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Katniss Everlasting by Flying Mockingjay reviews
    Katniss and Peeta form an alliance with the Careers. But a specific male Career has his eyes set on her. Cato/Katniss
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
    The Last Conversation by XxYesterdayTodayTomorrowxX reviews
    Cato and Clove's last conversation. WARNING! Filled with emotions! This is a One-Shot but that doesn't mean that it's crappy. Summary sucks. I'm bad at them. But story is much better. I guarantee! No flames!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Among The Shadows (Adopted) by Magicather reviews
    Panem hospital for the physicaly mentally and emontionly unstable is where i am. Clove had a rough child hood and has lots if problems but that all changes when she meet cato. R&R please. Rated T for langueg and sexuality. Written by PrettyLittleFuhrmanizers, until chapter 9 where it has been continued by me! Enjoy!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Incorruptible Marionettes by agespast reviews
    Three years after the war that took Prim away, when Katniss can no longer call Peeta hers, a reunion with the boy with the snares, a message from the president, the resurfacing of the subject of the final Hunger Games, and an urgent possibility from her not-so-distant past threaten to unravel the life she has been carefully rebuilding for herself. Post-MJ, pre-epilogue.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,475 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M., Haymitch A.
    The Few Who Survived by Myownreality reviews
    After the 73rd annual Hunger Games, a zombie virus outbreak occurred in Panem. The whole nation had been effected, besides the few who survived. It isn't clear how they survived, or the cure for the Zombie Disease, but the survivors know one thing; Kill, burn the bodies, stay quiet & don't get bitten.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Guardian Angels by The Other Katniss Everdeen reviews
    Each year, one fallen tribute is selected to become a guardian angel. This year's angel shocked all the fallen tributes of the 74th games. Who is it and what will the deal with their regular life as they become the newest guardian angel? Follow what the guardian angel has to deal with.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Clove, Maysilee D. - Complete
    just a number by halcyon calamity reviews
    she will not be relegated to what they label her. a character study.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Clove - Complete
    Sugre High by Balloonatic reviews
    HG AU Instead of the games, Katniss, Peeta and other characters must face something worse. High school.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,071 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012
    Hunger Games: High School by illbeasuperhero reviews
    What if the tributes from the 74th Hunger Games went to high school together? These are different p.o.v's. Contains Gadge, Glato, Clarvel, Fannie, and Katpee.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012
    Begin Again by SilverNight92 reviews
    *Previously Welcome to Your New Life Clove* Clove is the new student at Panem High School of the Performing Arts. After a prank, she must move in with her cousin Katniss to attend Panem. What happens when Cato begins crushing on her openly? What about Glimmer & the Clique? Modern-Day AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Clove, Cato
    Fire Can Burn by BleachLover31 reviews
    Cato is a ruthless killer in the Hunger Games. Katniss is The Girl on Fire his biggest cometition in the Games except for Thresh. What happens when Cato becomes interested in Katniss and her past? Can he possibly win her over? AU, Rated T for now.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    It's complicated! by HatefulLove reviews
    Katniss' life hasn't been the best. In fact it has been pure hell! Her father died when she was eleven, and her little sister, Prim, never recovered and is the now the most annoying little girl in the world. Her mother recovered within a year and married a very rich man. He despised everything about Katniss. But when Cato asks her out everything changes.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Cato, Katniss E., Finnick O., Annie C.
    World On Fire by runawaywhiterabbit reviews
    "The Hunger Games" from Clove's perspective.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Clove, Cato
    The Evolution of Us by everhtorne reviews
    A description of Clove's Birthdays through the years, feedback is appreciated!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Clove, Cato - Complete
    All Too Familiar by pretty-little-gymnast reviews
    It feels all too familiar, as his hand locks around Snow's throat. Clato, a take on the MJ choking scene with Katniss and Peeta.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Cato, Clove, Pres. Snow - Complete
    Panem School for the Gifted by Adiaphoros Leonid reviews
    AU: Katniss gets accepted in Panem School for the Gifted where she meets new friends in the new school while making some frenemies along the way, and maybe some romance. Please R&R.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,997 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    The Olympic Games, Hunger Games Style by gamekeeper reviews
    This is. . . The 2012 Olympic Games! Choose which event you would like which HG character to participate in. There will be twists, Careers and yes, sugar cubes.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
    The Deep Blue Sea (On Hold) by grangeresque reviews
    There's a violent storm tearing the town, and suddenly they're at a totally different remote controlled island with sharks attacking. When Katniss, her friends, Glimmer, her cronies, and a new guy are here, will they ever survive? And when Katniss develops feelings for Cato, it can be deadly. Cato/Katniss, multiple pairings. AU. Warning: Mild Swearing, maybe death. Twist on Jaws
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    Thrift Shop HG by FanfictionWomanForever reviews
    It's thrift shop HG style!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Cato, Clove, Finnick O., Foxface - Complete
    Lost by secretivemuch reviews
    Sometimes it's ok to be weak and let the people around you take care of you for a while but I can never be weak. I am Katniss Everdeen, the girl that skips class, smokes and stabs pen knives into mahogany desks. I am also the girl that no one knows the truth about and in this world I'm alone. High School just couldn't get any worse. Modern day, High School, drama, rumours, lies!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    Security by Rossellini reviews
    "This was against everything her trainers had told her. Cato would kill her in a second. Enobaria would never allow it. But in that moment, Clove felt an undeniable sense of security, and decided to throw common sense to the wind." Cloveniss. Mild AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Clove, Katniss E.]
    Screaming by abbyisawalker reviews
    "Not only is Marius blind to my love, he is also deaf to my screams." AU I thought up off the top of my head.
    Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Eponine - Complete
    Hysterical by pretty-little-gymnast reviews
    And then he too grows hysterical, gripping her body and bringing her cold lips to his warm ones over and over. He raises his head to the sky, screeching. "Bring her back! " And then, desperate, he begs. "I need her! I love her!" Clato and Enobaria/ Gloss (Glossaria?) Rated T for THG idea and slight language
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Cato, Clove, Enobaria, Gloss
    Just a Kiss in the Moonlight by SergeantPixie reviews
    Katniss needs space to think, and so does Glimmer. Confessions are made.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Katniss E., Glimmer - Complete
    Wanna Tear You Apart by SergeantPixie reviews
    Cashmere hates Katniss Everdeen. She hates her so much she wants her to burn.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Katniss E., Cashmere - Complete
    Dancing With Shadows by JustAFantasyGirl reviews
    Cato and Clove awaken after the Hunger Games only to discover that everything they've spent their life training for was a lie. Will they survive the new world of the Shadows or simply get lost in the darkness?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,967 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Clove, Cato
    How Cato and Clove met (one shot) by The Other Katniss Everdeen reviews
    No need to meet each other. Until an accident almost happens, Cato and Clove never have even heard of one another. Once the accident happens, Cato attempts to meet the most stubborn, most advanced, most interesting girl he could ever meet, Clove. The story of Cato and Clove in district two.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    New Beginnings by RiMashiro reviews
    Clove Anderson expected her new school to be just like the last five. She just wanted to blend in and not be noticed. Well, let's just say that is not the way the world wanted her story to be written. AU Marvel/Glimmer, Katniss/Peeta, Cato/Clove.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Clove
    Love Triangle by The Other Katniss Everdeen reviews
    Cato kept it a secret, but he loves Clove. Now Marvel is making his move. Cato came into the games to protect Clove, but now it's more. He needs to make sure Clove doesn't fall for Marvel or else Cato could lose the girl he always called his best friend.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Cato, Clove, Marvel - Complete
    common by accioyourheart reviews
    "You going to pull a Johanna Mason and pretend you're weak?" He asks with a taunting smirk, hiding his genuine curiosity. She shoves him up against the edge of the couch with her knife and smirks back. "Not a chance." cato/clove one word prompt. au: districtten!clove career cato. Also includes rebel!clove and Gale Hawthorne.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Cato, Clove, Gale H. - Complete
    Bubblegum Kisses by Balloonatic reviews
    Cato hears an annoying popping noise coming from the kitchen, what could it be?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Dead by SecretlyBreathing reviews
    The world was a horrible place; but then again, they were horrible people. Cato/Clove, for National Clato Day.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The Sun Went Down For Her by Rue126 reviews
    Katniss discovers that Prim had left her a letter before going to fight. One shot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Katniss E., Prim E. - Complete
    Miss Atomic Bomb by three-golden-mockingjays reviews
    Glimmer's always had a radiant force behind her, an overwhelming beauty. Marvel's been a slave to it for years. When the blonde beauty finally begins to pay him some attention, he learns what it means to love a heart-breaker. A Glarvel songfic, which just goes to show what happens when I stay up all night listening to The Killers.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Glimmer, Marvel - Complete
    Forever and Always by pillow-fort-fandom reviews
    the song forever and always by parachute made into a love story for Katniss and Peeta
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    The Worst Things in Life Come Free to Us by genericfangirl1101 reviews
    When everything goes wrong at the Tribute Parade, Katniss finds herself drawn in a different direction. Maybe not the wrong one, but certainly the opposite of what she had intended. Quickly diverges from canon. Eventual C x K, inevitable (hopefully minor) OOC. Inspired by events of the movie, but does not follow the plot.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Katniss E., Cato, Peeta M., Clove
    Loverboy by Dance Elle Dance reviews
    And, really, it would be so easy to kill him, this baker with the soft hands and even softer eyes. PeetaClove, set during THG, oneshot
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Clove, Peeta M.] - Complete
    Fixed Marriage by jayb.is.bored reviews
    "What the hell is she doing here?" Cato immediately demands, disliking Katniss' presence. "Oh, Cato. Don't be rude to your wife," his father tells him. "What wife?" Cato inquires, clueless but alert.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Cato, Clove, Katniss E., Finnick O.
    My Death: Clove by Theuglyduckling492 reviews
    Clove's point of view for the feast where she dies. If you're a huge Clove fan, you'll love this.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Clove, Cato, Katniss E., Thresh - Complete
    In Afterlife (One Shot) by clatomania reviews
    Cato's thoughts and feelings from the moment he heard Clove screaming his name for help until his own canon goes off.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    My dear Epona by lonewolfblood13 reviews
    Thenardier gets a nasty surprise when he's in the sewers
    Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Thenardier, Eponine, Gavroche - Complete
    Panem? It's the 21st Century by someonefromearth reviews
    Here we take a road into the characters' brains if they were a regular student in high school. Features characters from Hunger Games and Catching Fire.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
    School Sucks Some Serious Ass by secretivemuch reviews
    -Sequel to School Sucks- Katniss is back from the hospital and the other shoe is poised to drop at any moment and squish her like bug, could senior year get any worse? Damn right it can, with appearances from Peeta's brother and other wrong do-ers you get to decide the plot by reviewing so get reading! ***COMPLETE***
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    Mute by Tare-Bear reviews
    After witnessing her parent's murder at the age of five, Katniss Everdeen has endured one hospital after another. A psychological mute, prone to delusions, she does not make the best patient, and finds herself dumped where ever there's room: Panem's Mental Institution, where she meets enthralling new peers. Especially the blonde boy in room twelve, with the burn scars. Modern AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    The Hurting Girl by TheQuietOne1299
    The Story of the D2 tribute Clove. It starts before the Games when Cato and Clove are little. Ok I know my summary sucks, but I promise the story will be great. :)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,633 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Cato, Clove
    We're the Perfect Two by Spaidel reviews
    Some of the most loved and weird couples on this site and the most common ways of how they fell in love. Don't get offended by this.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
    Please Don't Leave by TheWitchTwins reviews
    Clato one shot. Clove's death from her point of veiw. Very short. Please review really quick.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Always have, always will by JamieCalladine reviews
    A Clato fanfic in the form of a letter from Cato to Clove, just after Clove's death. Hope you feel.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The Devil You Know by Lorata reviews
    The question isn't "Why didn't District 2 join the Rebellion"? The question is: "Why should they have?" Why District 2 stood alone against the Rebellion.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Brutus, Cato, Enobaria, Lyme - Complete
    Project 742 by MarigoldStevens reviews
    "Well well well," Clove hissed, her eyes flashing, "if it isn't our good friend, the girl on fire," / AU that takes place during Mockingjay. Definite Clato, possible other pairings. Review and tell me if I should continue.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2013
    Clato The star crossed lovers from district 2 by Clove Athena reviews
    This is my take of the clato story. This is by far my favorite hunger games couple and i really wish they could have won. I plan on writing a whole story on them but for now this is just the beginning. I will try and upload at least a chapter each week. i own nothing. Not the characters or the image or anything.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Clove, Cato
    Now You Have To Choose by DefyTheRules reviews
    Clovniss one shot or story that I wrote awhile ago and just recently found. Set when Clove died in the book.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Clove, Katniss E. - Complete
    Victors by everhtorne reviews
    An alternate ending of the 74th Hunger Games where Cato and Clove win. What would have happened afterwards? Things aren't as easy as they may have thought... All reviews and feedback are really appreciated! ClovexCato
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,309 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cato, Clove
    Hunger Games and Facebook by ImagineThePossibility reviews
    Let's log onto Facebook and see what the Hunger Games tributes are saying. No longer continuing.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
    The Hunger Games Characters PARTY! by Divergent Tributes reviews
    What happens when you put a drunk Haymitch and Finnick, an immature Annie, the star-crossed lovers from District 12 Katniss and Peeta, a fashionable couple Cinna and Effie, blood-thirsty Clove, a bunch of loud boys, two twelve year-olds, Johanna Mason, a mad Prep Team and a certain curious fox into one party room on Cinna's Birthday? A whole load of fun and secrets! Effie's POV.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Cinna, Other tributes, Effie T., Peeta M.
    Twisted Up Love by demonouranhetalian reviews
    Clove likes Peeta, but Peeta likes Katniss. Cato likes Clove, but she doesn't have the same feelings about him. What will happen in this twisted up crazy love circle after matter is taken care of?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Clove, Peeta M., Cato, Katniss E.
    The Taste of Blood by LeviAntonius reviews
    In all the 75 years of the Hunger Games, there were a lot of cruel, malicious tributes. Tributes that played games with their preys before the kill. Tributes that ripped their opponents throats with their own bare teeth. Tributes that'd haunt you in your dreams. Literally, tributes to die for. -ONESHOT-
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Clove, Enobaria, Cashmere, Titus
    Quintessence by Ellenka reviews
    dead & archived
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - [Cato, Clove]
    I'll Protect You by ThreeBlackRavens reviews
    What if the way you played the Games was planned? When Clove gets reaped for the Hunger Games, Cato knew that he had to protect her. Clove isn't a Career and she has no idea how to fight. But what if the game maker took interest in their relationship, and will use it to make the "perfect Hunger Games love story"?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,030 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Cato, Clove
    Hush by Twisted up frown reviews
    A mute Clove and a sympathetic Cato. This is basically drabble, and kind of doesn't have a point, but it's cute. Check out some of my other stuff too? Also, I'm kind of thinking of making this into a story. Tell me what you think about that?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The Swing of the Hammer by Finnickisawesome reviews
    Clove volunteers for the Hunger Games, but has to face killing her best friend Cato. The Hunger Games from Clove's POV
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Clove, Cato
    The Hunger Games: Clato by ilyclato reviews
    This is the story of Clove and Cato after the win the 74th Hunger games. Like Petta and katniss they are "star crossed lovers", but unlike them they really do love eachother.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Claudius T., Clove, Cato, Brutus
    Right on Target by flippednique reviews
    The Capitol is a very ostentatious school. According to Foxface; 'No messing up with the hierarchy or the social groups. You sign up for one arena and one arena only and respect the decisions made.' while Katniss vaguely told me to 'know your enemies'. I guess following four rules shouldn't be too hard... I hope.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Cato, Gale H., Peeta M., Marvel
    One In a Million by Requiess reviews
    She was the girl with knifes, he was the man with the world on his shoulders. They were never meant to cross paths, but it was rather impossible when they were wandering down the same road.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Clove, Gale H.
    Forever Stay With Me(clato) by Clatostarcrossedlovers reviews
    What if you volunteer for the hunger games for your brother?to give him a better life. What if you plan to come back,but you never do? A clato story about the the star-crossed-lover from District 2.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Clove, Cato
    Ten-Stage Life by TrackerJackson reviews
    Even Glimmer knew she wouldn't survive the arena. And Marvel knew he didn't want to unless she did as well. The real star-crossed lovers, and their motives behind their actions. Rated T for Death. ONESHOT
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Glimmer - Complete
    The Drama of School by ChocolateCupcakes1 reviews
    Katniss, Peeta and all the others are stranded in the drama of Greenwhich School. Will they survive love, exams, enemies, boring Maths lessons and jealous exes?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,981 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    The Girls On Fire by CannibalDaniel reviews
    When Clove realizes she likes Katniss, she tries to kill her, but something else happens. An alliance is formed. They decide to kill the other tributes and run away together into the woods, but they still have the rest of the Games ahead of them. Will they survive? Will they be able to stay together? Read and find out! SLASH! Don't like don't read. Rated T for language and kissing.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Clove, Katniss E.
    On Guard by Alpha Clove reviews
    Why does loving someone really hard? Ask Cato and Clove, they are dealing with it now.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Cato, Clove
    Tough? by FannieForever15 reviews
    Clove is strong, there's no doubt about that. She's one of the fiercest of her district, and she can put a knife to someone's throat without a second thought. How does she act, though, when she's having trouble in paradise? How does she act when she's a victim of abuse? Warning: mention of abuse.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Clove, OC] Cato
    the sky was blonde like her by Ellenka reviews
    A sketchy little story about a boy, a human mockingjay, eyes bluer than skies, and way too many explosions. It traps my heart and makes me cry. (THG in Book Thief narration style, Gale-centric & canon-compliant - as far as we know.)
    Crossover - Book Thief & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Death, Katniss E., Prim E., Gale H. - Complete
    Way Beyond Star-Crossed Love by bballgirl32 reviews
    She wanted him, and in the least suggestive way she'd wanted anybody in her entire life. She wanted him to joke with her like he had with Caesar, to look at her like he looked at Katniss, and to treat her kindly, like she imagined he did to every person he'd ever met. Except girls like her and guys like him never worked out, and all she could do was hope he'd be happy with Katniss.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Peeta M., Glimmer - Complete
    Mentoring with a twist by Potterhead-Number-One reviews
    Clove and Cato made it out of the games together. Easy. They got married. Easy. They have to keep 2 children alive whilst Clove freaks out about a secret that she is trying hard to keep form the love of her life. Not so easy. My first Fan-fiction. Rated T to be safe
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,589 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    She's Not Who You Think by Aquar0cks reviews
    AU."She's a Career Katniss, she's trained to kill, she may not look that tough now but it's all just a trick to lure you in..." What if it were Clove who reminded Katniss so much of Prim instead of Rue, if it were her she tries to ally with?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Katniss E., Clove
    If I Die Young by LuvLots-XoXo reviews
    Cato ponders over the moments he and Clove had together as he holds her dying body close. He, then, realizes the pain of losing his beloved best friend and lover. GIVE IT A SHOT! Cato/Clove
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    I Feel Protected by LuvLots-XoXo reviews
    "No one can hurt you now, I'm here" What if Clove didn't die during the feast? What if it was Thresh who died instead? An alternative version of the feast scene. GIVE IT A SHOT! Cato/Clove
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    burning by accioyourheart reviews
    "let's burn down the world together, cato." cato/clove one word prompt. au: crazy!cato/clove
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Cato, Clove
    The end of a cycle by livelaughlove140 reviews
    Enbaria has had a hard life. this is a short story of why she went into the games and joined the rebillion. also in this story her reason to fight comes from a small girl named clove.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Clove, Enobaria - Complete
    Knife Fire by I am the Demon Barber reviews
    What if Katniss and Peeta were never placed in the 74th Hunger Games and were instead reaped for the 3rd Quarter Quell? Well, when you play with fire, you're going to get burned, and when you play with knives, you're going to get cut...
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Clove, Katniss E., Prim E., Peeta M.
    Forever Yours by LuvLots-XoXo reviews
    Clove isn't really the jealous type. But when she does get jealous she gets impossibly deadlier than usual. So what happens when Gimmer starts to flirt with her Cato during training, and he just carries on with it? She gets payback, of course! READ ME! Cato/Clove
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Stars: Beetee and Wiress' Daughter by allthelittlesparks reviews
    Isabelle is Beetee and Wiress' daughter and usually is looked down upon by the other victor children and victors; however, she ends up being so much more.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Beetee, Wiress
    Unicorns of Panem by PenguinGirl526 reviews
    The characters of The Hunger Games- as unicorns! :
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012
    Hands in the Sky by blairdrof reviews
    When Katniss loses all hope of surviving the Games, she decides that extreme circumstances call for extreme measures, and she finds that one person in her group of forsaken allies will shift her world on its axis.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,870 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Clove, Katniss E.
    What Wasn't by AsheLyne reviews
    AU high school. Rumors and lies are just as common as stars in the sky. Sometimes you can't see them, but no matter how much they are covered, they will always be there. Main - Clove/Cato . Also - Annie/Finnick . Peeta/Katniss . Gale/Madge .
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Clove, Cato
    Waiting For the End by Alexandria Kennedy reviews
    Sequel to Burn. Clove and Foxface deal with their lives after the Hunger Games. Might later be changed to M instead of T ; Tell me in your reviews if you want it to be.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Clove, Foxface
    Contagious Chemistry by we4retheincrowd reviews
    I was annoyed by the lack of Clovniss fics so I decided to write one. If I don't update for a while just annoy me on twitter (@we4retheincrowd) and i'll most likely update.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Clove, Katniss E. - Complete
    All The Right Moves by Megan13 reviews
    AU Clato - As members of the Rebellion, Cato wins the 70th Games and Clove wins the 72nd Games.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Cato, Clove
    There is no magic in the world by AllisonAargents reviews
    Cato won the 74th Hunger games. Now a victor like aAnnie Cresta he cant get Clove out of his head. Better than summery please R&R.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Burning Buildings by Twisted up frown reviews
    A Clove and Cato one shot. It's not my greatest, but I think I did okay. Give it a go and review it?:)
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Somewhere In Neverland by we4retheincrowd reviews
    A jennabelle one-shot to make up for the lack of updates on le Clovniss fic. AU.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Clove, Katniss E. - Complete
    Knew by the.hungry.mockingjay reviews
    What would happen if Cato and Clove knew Katniss way before they were in the games? But the District 2 pair didn't remember their best friend? What would happen?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    HateLove Relationship by Doodelio-kid reviews
    Cato and Katniss both become victors of the 74th annual Hunger Games. Now, they have to be "in love" to save their families and try to stop the rebelling from the districts. Can they do it, or will their hatred towards each other be to much to handle? Find out in Hate/Love Relationship! (Rated T, but might be changed later due to possible future content, but most likely not!)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    Victors from District 2 by legalesa1 reviews
    Clove and Cato win. Sorry for it being short. please review
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Clove, Cato - Complete
    We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
    The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
    Clove and Cato Forever by legalesa1 reviews
    How Does Cato Deal With Clove's Death?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The Hunger Games Facebook by demonouranhetalian reviews
    This is what happens when the hunger games characters get Facebook.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    Forbidden Love by Vedi Pendragon reviews
    Cato in love with Katniss, Clove wanting his attention and Peeta needs to watch his back when with him. Who will Katniss choose to love.. Peeta or Cato. Also contains other ships so contains boyXboy so don't read if you are not a fan .
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
    Accidentally In Love by beyondthewardrobe reviews
    New home. New lifestyle. New school. Clove, a newbie, cannot seem to fit in to others because of reasons: 1.) She thinks she's weird and cursed; 2.) She always feels unwanted and ; 3.) She's bullied a lot by a group of boys in her class, and its leader seems to have plans for her that will change everything. Clato fanfic (Note: Romance doesn't start in the 1st Chapter)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Motives of a Muderer by Ruetheday reviews
    Motives- we all have them. What were Clove's? A poem. Might be multi-chap.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Clove, Cato
    Clove's Death - Cato's POV by Cianna Rarity reviews
    A small 2-chapter story about Clove's death and how Cato feels about it. In Cato's POV. Sorry this summary sucks. Just please read :3
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Your niece by SomethingWeAsiansGot reviews
    "Yeah? Well next time, tell your 'niece' to stay out of my way." He spits, before walking off. Who is the little girl that Cato meets? Is she just a niece of Clove's or is she much more important? short little fanfic
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Clove, Cato - Complete
    The Intergalactic Games by Flight of the Mockingjays reviews
    Far in the future, the people of Panem face off against other worlds in the Intergalactic Games, a brutal competition in which only the survivors of the winning team can go home. Will they stand as one, or will the Games leave them broken? Katniss/Peeta/Gale
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,835 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    When Training Sessions Go Wrong by i-am-foxface reviews
    It's the 74th hunger games and the gamemakers are in for a surprise, this years tributes are insane! Marvel is a drama queen, Clove has a pet knife and Peeta thinks he is bread! I will be accepting suggestions for tributes, the weirder the better!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Seneca C., Plutarch H.
    A Second Chance by fitzskimmons reviews
    AU in which Éponine somehow survived through A Little Fall of Rain by some miracle. Marius still believes she is dead. He comes to visit the ABC Café and say goodbye to his friends. But he is in for a treat when a beautiful voice begins to harmonize with his ballad of goodbye. Pairing: Marius/Eponine
    Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Eponine, Marius Pontmercy
    My Missing Puzzle Pieces by ILoveTheHungerGames9999 reviews
    AU: Modern Day High School, mostly in Katniss' POV. 'This is our group. We're like a small family, and everyone knows who we are. You'd say we were the populars, also known as the 'careers'. Barely anyone joins this group; we've been together since high school began, and since then only Annie has joined. We don't let anyone in, because it's safer that way.'
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012
    Goldie by UnseenWonders reviews
    Glimmer is considered a nerd by many people. However, she happens to have one boys attention. What good can come when the popular boy meets the innocent Glimmer?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Glimmer, Marvel
    Strength of seven by Heart.Or.Head reviews
    Cato, Peeta, Thresh, Marvel, Katniss, Clove, Glimmer and Rue are the only remaining competitors when something goes wrong. They get cut off from the Capital and find themslves left all alone in the arena. They soon realise they have to work together to get out and join the rebellion that started the moment they were put in the arena. (For once the rebellion's not bad)
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
    Cutting by ToLoveIsToDestory reviews
    Clove has always known what she wanted. Her dream was to win the Hunger Games but lately, that's been changing. She doesn't want to win the Games anymore, she wants Cato. Summary sucks, but I pinky promise that the story doesn't!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Clove, Cato
    A Marvelous Game by bballgirl32 reviews
    The country is in unrest, Snow isn't happy, and Marvel is doing his best to stay sane while everything around him falls apart. With rebellion in the air and the president nearing his breaking point, Marvel has to destroy the rebel cause- a cause that he has come to believe in- or face consequences that grow more horrifying by the day. Sequel to Genius and Insanity
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Marvel, Katniss E.
    Snow by Lulubird reviews
    Sometimes people don't bother to look beyond the blades and the teeth and the cold, black eyes. Everyone has something they're fighting for...or someone, and Enobaria is fighting for her little sister. She is fighting for Clove. Part 1 of the 'Snow, Blood and Steel: Enobaria' Trilogy.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Enobaria, Clove, Cato - Complete
    High Heels by LaurLovesClato reviews
    When Clove Taylor, long time love interest of Cato Rhodes and Panem High's track star, loses her leg in an accident, it seems as if her life is ruined. No scholarship, and she's now the freak of Panem High. With the help of a boyfriend, best friends, and family, will she make it back onto her feet, literally?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Miracles by hannah chrysanthemum reviews
    It takes her a while to realize that the scars she has on her body don't come close to matching the ones inside. The physical pain goes away after a while but the nightmares never stop. They're all broken, but they're alive. And maybe that's not so bad, after all. {because Katniss and Peeta weren't the only ones who were broken}
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Johanna M. - Complete
    Never Again by AllisonAargents
    What happens when Katniss died during the feast scene? And Cato and Clove were the final tributes left.R&R
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    What if by willers2539 reviews
    What if Cato,Cove,Katniss,and Peeta were the last 4 in the games?Who would win?Who would die? Katniss/Peeta Cato/Clove
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Clato at Highschool (modern times) by embxoxox reviews
    Clove's life sucks her abusive step-mom is threatening to send her to boarding school and she can't tell her dad because he won't believe her the only good thing in her life is her best mate Peeta, her other friends and maybe Cato the school rebel. Clove's trying to get Katniss and Peeta together but will she find real love in the form of cato? sorry summary sucks story's better.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Cato, Clove
    Insanity by AllisonAargents reviews
    Cato won the hunger games without Clove. We find out his true side when he and Enobaria who knows how he feels have a talk. R&R
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    Target practice with Clove by Blackstar-Moonshadow
    I am very sorry about this, to my defence, it was written very late at night as a challenge from a friend and none of us knew what characters this would end up with but on the other hand I think that perhaps I should have seen this coming since the prompt was: A has caught B and uses B as target practice. Thats how you end up with Clove using Peeta for target practice...
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Peeta M., Clove
    The Way We Are by montreal-girl reviews
    Clove makes the cross-country move from California to Massachusetts before her senior year. While on the East Coast, she meets some of our favorite Panemians (is that the right word?), and drama ensues.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Clove, Cato
    A what if fanfic by frayfan101 reviews
    This is just an idea I've got. Please review and tell me what you think.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
    Cato and Katniss: Are they together? by DannysShadowWalker reviews
    When the game makers decide to bring in fans.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
    AU: Temporary Battles Can Take Up Half Your Life by trisjeaneverdeen
    Cato doesn't want to be a Career any longer, but Clove has something different in mind. Around 2050 Words, Slightly Fluffy, Rated T for some language and violence
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Clove, Cato - Complete
    Journey On by TheWildHeffernan
    AU. Valjean, Cosette, and Marius are going to London. They aren't the only ones, and the journey doesn't go as planned. Title is crappy and irrelevant. Appearances by characters from another musical dear to my heart... T just in case.
    Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,770 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
    Stay by AllisonAargents reviews
    What happens if Cato and Clove swapped places during the feast scene. Please R&R
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    leaving in five by ginnifermorrisons reviews
    because the Capitol controls even the strongest of them all. "I didn't forget...I just didn't want to remember."
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    My Rose by UnseenWonders reviews
    His lust for her was strong. She overpowered the demon inside him, she showed him the light. The games are near, and all he can think about is her..
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,021 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Cato, Prim E. - Complete
    A New Perspective by Violagirl23 reviews
    Everyone knows what Katniss Everdeen did in the hunger games. But what did the Careers think, feel and do in the 74th Hunger Games? Were they as evil as everyone thinks, or are they human beings with their own stories like Katniss? This is the Hunger Games through Glimmer's POV and Clove's POV. I, Violagirl23 write Clove, and BlackBeltBookWorm writes Glimmer.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Glimmer, Clove
    Undisclosed Desires by AnUnhealthyUchihaObsession reviews
    He was not sure why he decided that he would attempt to save her, but once the idea had popped into his head, it was impossible to get out. Clove/Peeta
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Clove, Peeta M. - Complete
    I watched you walk home everyday by punk.wrxtr reviews
    Very long one-shot(s). It was love at first sight for Peeta Mellark, when he saw Katniss Everdeen – the girl with her hair in two braids, and never seemed to talk to anyone – sing in assembly. He watches her grow up – from that day onwards, watching her walk home everyday. Goes up till the reaping day, starts from when the Hunger Games Wiki judges Peeta and Katniss to be five.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    The Survival Games! A Reality Show! by StupidityKilledTheCat reviews
    What happens if Plutarch Heavensbee created the Survival Games? The point of this reality show is to see who are the stronger tributes! All of the characters from the 74th Hunger Games are in this story! The time-limit is two weeks! If two weeks have passed and there a few survivors, who will they be?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Other tributes
    Katniss, is that you? by pretty-little-gymnast reviews
    Clove's death in Gale's POV. Includes Clato and some Galeniss. "It's as she falls, the little brunette from Two, that he thinks she looks like Catnip. His Catnip." Oneshot. Please review! Rated T for The Hunger Games idea.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Clove, Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
    She Says, You Don't Wanna Be Like Me by Lorata reviews
    Everyone knows what happens to the District One girls who win. Natasha Romanov knows, and she knows what she has to do to survive. At least she has Clint to help her through it. That changes when she meets Glimmer, a girl who doesn't have that luxury. Spinoff of The Avenger Games.
    Crossover - Hunger Games & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Glimmer, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
    Calls Me Home by AllisonAargents reviews
    A Clato one shot. Song fic for Calls me home by Shannon LeBrie. R&R PLEASE.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
    The King's Lark by Arianna Scribbler reviews
    Modern dystopian assassin AU. Jean Valjean never came for Cosette and she eventually grew up to do her own damn rescuing. Eponine came along for the ride. It's all going swimmingly until they get an assignment to take out the Friends of the ABC.
    Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Cosette, Eponine - Complete
    The Fall of Panem by ALandFromAfar reviews
    Taking place in the 149th and 150th Hunger Games, after Panem rose from The Ashes, it is as if the 74th and 75th Hunger Games never happened. Taking glimpses into past Quarter Quells, Clove and Katniss train to stay alive-again, when all of the Quarter Quells are combined into one.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Clove, Katniss E.
    Tribute Names by Mtaps317 reviews
    Need Help Finding A Creative Name For Your Tribute(s)? Look No Further! This Guide Will Help You Come Up With A Fancy And Creative Name For The Tribute(s) In Your Next Fanfic!
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Complete
    Trapped in the valley of the night by Arianna Scribbler reviews
    "She would love to resent Cosette for her pretty dresses and her soft hair and her pale skin, for the way her backbone doesn't show even when she bends over and the fact that not a single one of her shoes has any holes. But she can't." Modern AU.
    Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Eponine, Cosette - Complete
    Does He Join? by TheMostRandomOfRandomWriters reviews
    The Careers discuss whether or not to let Peeta join the Career Pack.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Clove, Peeta M. - Complete
    Heaven for the Fallen by DragonGirl317 reviews
    Just a collection of one-shot stories about what the tributes from the 74th Hunger Games do in heaven. Includes vacations, movie nights, and more. Pairings Cato/Glimmer Marvel/Clove and slight Thresh/Foxface.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Cato, Glimmer
    Clove: A Different Story by IamClove reviews
    This is the 74th Hunger Games, a.k.a. the year that Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark won. But this story isn't about the Star-Crossed Lovers. This story is about Clove, District 2 tribute and enemy of Katniss Everdeen. Experience the Games in her eyes.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Clove, Cato