Pyre the Pyro
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Joined 05-07-12, id: 3995302, Profile Updated: 08-09-15
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Death Note.

Favorite colors: black, blood red, cerulean blue, liquid silver

Favorite animal: foxes, wolves, dragons, and demons

Likes: fire, explosions, wolves, demons, dragons, books, drawing, storms, heat, night, the moon, and some other things i cant remember

Dislikes: snow, winter, cold, pink, yellow, light colors, day, the sun, preps, arrogant people with nothing to back up their behavior, traitors, rainbows, therapists, people who lie to make people feel better about themselves, people i dont know being within a foot of me ( i have no problem with tight spaces, i just hate people i dont know or like touching me) and too many things to name!

Favorite anime characters:


Madara Uchiha

Izuna Uchiha

Itachi Uchiha

Obito Uchiha

Kakashi Hatake





Marik Ishtar (the hikari)

Mariku (the yami)

Seto Kaiba

Mokuba Kaiba

Most Hated Anime Characters:



Fugaku Uchiha (he deserved to die. the coup was his fault. not all of the uchiha were willing participants)









Joey Wheeler

Tea Gardner


"LIES! Sarcasm is the true god!" Oc Karina to Hidan

"Not my fault you're slow" Oc Toge

"Great minds think alike unfortunately so do idiots." Akai

We laugh too hard. We're way too loud, and we make complete fools of ourselves. If you have friends like mine, raise your glasses! If you don't, raise your standards.

If I'm ever murdered, I hope it's interesting enough to be the inspiration for an episode of Law & Order.

I purposely create awkward moments because I think it's funny.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

You have been taught that there is something wrong with you and that you are imperfect but there isn't and you're not.

And just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying. And even though she acts like nothing's wrong, maybe, just maybe, she's good at lying

The girl who seemed unbreakable...broke. The girl who seemed so strong...crumbled. The girl who always laughed it off...cried. The girl who never stopped trying...finally gave up.

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

I see the way you look at her, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't hurt.

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

A million words would not bring you back; I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears; I know because I've cried.

The worst thing about being lied knowing you are worth the truth.

It's just so difficult being me instead of we.

What's better? A lie that draws a smile, or a truth that draws a tear?

I want to be his favorite hello, and his hardest goodbye.

Should I smile because you're my friend? Or cry because that's all we'll ever be?

I miss you being there. But the thing that hurts the just don't care.

I'd never make a promise I didn't intend to keep. So when I say forever, forever is what I mean.

Looking for perfection? Go buy a Barbie doll.

Go for the happy endings, because life doesn't have any sequels.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Date: Sunday, August 09th:

Yeah, so, i'm gonna try writing again, I don't guarantee they'll be any good but i'm starting completely over so i'm deleting everything. so yeah...

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I Miss My Evil Kitties by The-Music-Loving-Anime-tard reviews
It's been almost three years since the Akatsuki left the girls. So when they come back, bring them to their world, everything is peachy, right? No. Because, let's face it, nothing is peachy with this organization around. Especially with eight girls messing up the Narutoverse. Just how is this world supposed to deal with this? (DISCONTINUED, SERIES BEING REWRITTEN)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,060 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
Woe of an un-loved Father by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
He's running towards us, Kushina! I see him! Our baby boy, he's grown up! Come here baby, oh, come to Daddy-why did you run past me...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Naruto by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
"Naruto Uzumaki! You are to stay after school and write on the board: The Middle Finger IS NOT a Ninja handsign!" "But it's my birthday, Iruka Sensei!" 10-10-12
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Hot 4 Teacher by mizperceived reviews
Ever wonder why Genesis Rhapsodos didn't have a 2nd Class SOLDIER to mentor? Short One Shot. Rated K.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth
Akatsuki Christmas Carols by gonyonomaru reviews
A collection of Akatsuki Christmas carols! Have you ever heard 'Itachi the Emo Ninja' or 'Orochimaru is coming to town? How about 'Deidera the Terrorist? Well, they are much more... 'magical' than our classic carols. Warning: slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Fluffy Red Clouds by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Konan and Madara/Tobi "have a friendly conversation" read: "exchange insults" about the Akatsuki cloak, cute things, sarcasm and going to the bathroom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Obito U., Konan - Complete
Demon Issues by Soyna reviews
Vincent's demons have some issues and are a lot more playful than demons should be. Rated M, for gore.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Vincent V., Red XIII - Complete
Let Sleeping Demons Lie by Sulky Shadow reviews
Vincent isn't a morning person. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way for something to stick.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Vincent V. - Complete
How The Varden Got The Last Egg by TheOnlyMarauderette reviews
This is my version of how the Varden will get the green egg. Parody and oneshot. Expect one really angry cat. Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
On the Mary Sues That Reach DeepGround by ShiningSugar14 reviews
A parody/fix-fic. The Tsviets come across a girl. Rated for safety.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Weiss - Complete
Happy Birthday, Mokuba! by Usaagi reviews
It's Mokuba-kun's birthday today so I decided to write him a fic xD This includes little stories from Mokuba's childhood, and his birthday. Cute and fluffy! :3
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Madara's Problems by Googala2 reviews
Madara has some problems...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Madara U., Izuna U. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 319 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Youth and Innocence by laurelsblue reviews
Hashirama really regretted giving his brother a genin team sometimes. 20 things Team Tobirama is no longer allowed to do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Mokuba Gets Bullied by Usaagi reviews
Mokuba is being bullied and is to ashamed to tell Seto about it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
To be a Turk by blindxchaos reviews
A ramble on what it means to be a Turk.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Reno - Complete
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Gift From Heaven or Curse From Hell?
That's a question that could be asked about the death note but there are other things it can apply to. Light's friend Gravlynn agrees that the world sucks but doesn't think any thing can be done about it. When tragedy strikes and she ends up with her own notebook of death, she decides to help Kira for her own vengeance. That's if that demon doesn't get in her way!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2015
Intelligent Conversation
Sam has a question for a certain Fallen Angel's Nephilem daughter, Akairo, one that's been confusing and worrying him for awhile. Her answer is even more surprising than the fact that she even answered in the first place
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete