All About me!
B-day: somewhere in July
Age: in between 10 and 19
Where I live: why do you care
Favorite Colors: I love the color blue
Interests: drawing, playing instruments, climbing trees, walking my dog, watching TV/anime, reading books/manga and a bunch of other things
Dislikes: school, homework, my math teacher, sometimes my big brother and when my friend won't shut up about twilight
favorite anime/manga:soul eater,vampire knight,fullmate alchemist,shugo chara,ouran high school host club,d.n angle,naruto,bleach and much more
Favorite TV shows: Big Bang theory, CSI Miami, CSI New York, Hawaii five-0, two and a half men, bones and much more
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
A REAL BOYFRIEND
When she walks away from you mad- Follow her
When she stare's at your lips-Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go
When she start's cursing at you-Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet-Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignore's you-Give her your attention
When she pulls away- Pull her back
When you see her at her worst- Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying-Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared- Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder-Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time- reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up with the TRUTH
When she says that she likes you- she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you- bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret- keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes- don’t look away until she does
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU- SHES HURTING INSIDE
When you break her heart- the pain NEVER really goes away
When she says its over-she STILL wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin- she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
DON'T let her have the last word
Always call her when you know somethings wrong
Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than calling her hot.
Say you love her more than she could ever love you
Argue that she is the best girl ever
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her
Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A REAL BOYFRIEND
Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs, and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's freezer.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was very annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them! LOL
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't always as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this