Author has written 7 stories for NCIS, Web Shows, Glee, Sherlock, and Criminal Minds.
Hi, my name is TJ.
I am a novosexual, panromantic, ftm demiboy.
I am English.
I was born on 9th June 1998.
I am 5 foot 8 inches tall, have shoulder length (shaved back and sides) red hair, green/blue/yellow eyes and I wear glasses.
I am addicted to NCIS and Glee and can tell you anything about the characters.
I am a Tiva, Mcabby and Jibbs shipper.
my favourite Glee couples are:
I am also addicted to watching YouTubers. my favourites are AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Shane Dawson and Tyler Oakley. Go check them out if you don't know who they are but they are amazing people and I love them.
My YouTuber ships are
NEW ADDICTION!!! anime...
Makorinharu (OT3) (Free!)
and more that I can't remember rn
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Don't use any punctuation.
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or co-workers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
Try Not To Cry
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Try Not to Cry
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as
It's okay to cry
If you HATE child abuse copy and paste this on your profile
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
(\_/)This is Bunny.
(='.'=) Copy and paste him into your profile and
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile cause I have no idea what's going on.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Education is important; school, however, is another matter.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
If at first, you don't succeed, redefine success.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda.
Post on your profile if you have the skill to fall over a flat surface and fall up the stairs. =D
If you have ever tripped yourself over, copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that is accident prone, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh, the irony...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If your up half the night, post this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually, you'll be right.
The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl: He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in love with a book character copy and paste this onto your profile.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read peoples profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie, book, TV show, etc. and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a Ninja copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy & paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper. I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
'I used to be normal until I met the freaks that I call my friends.'
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever spent too much time on the computer, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Try It! ;)
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"sing" My Chemical Romance
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Tears don't fall" Bullet for my Valentine
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"I feel like dancing" All Time Low
4. WHAT IS 22?
"Alejandro" All Time Low cover
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Who are you now" Sleeping with Sirens
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Na Na Na" My Chemical Romance
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Scream Aim and Fire" Bullet for my Valentine
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Just the Way You Are" Pierce the veil cover
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Bad enough for you" All Time Low
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Therapy" All Time Low
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"bittersweet memories" Bullet for my Valentine
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Sleepwalking" Bring me the Horizon
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Teenage Dirtbag" Wheatus
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Poppin' Champagne" All Time Low
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Too Much" All Time Low
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver" All Time Low
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Knives and Pens" Black Veil Brides
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
"Still into You" Paramore
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Teenagers" My Chemical Romance
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"In the End" Black Veil Brides
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"You know what they do to guys like us in prison" My Chemical Romance
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"The Last Fight" Bullet for my Valentine
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"I Don't Love You" My Chemical Romance
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Hearts Burst into Fire" Bullet for my Valentine
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Alone" Sleeping with Sirens ft. MGK
Feel free to message me if you want to. I don't bite and I will always reply - TJ xx