Author has written 6 stories for Mighty Boosh, Red Dwarf, and Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro.
Okay, so hi! I can't believe I'm only just making my profile page on here... but I'm not sure if anyone will read it anyway, so here goes. *Takes deep breath*.
My name's Jessica (but I much prefer to be called J, if you're going to call me anything - it annoys me when everyone just calls me Jess), and I'm seventeen. I live in the north-west of England - it isn't as good as everybody says it is, by the way, unless you're going to live in London, and even parts of that are run down. Especially the whole thing with British accents being cool and posh - they're really not, unless you're referring to the Royals. Anyway, I plan to move to the USA when I've got out of high school and sixth form, etc... that is, if I actually pass my exams!
Um... there isn't really that much to say. I have two cats, some friends, I guess, and I live with both my parents. I'm an only child, and that's really boring, most of the time - although I'm sure a sibling would get on my nerves, I'd still like one. Meh. Anyways. I'm forever reading, my parents moan at me for buying too many books - which sort of implies that I'm boring, and I probably am. I'm fairly new to FanFiction - I've messed around with it a couple of times before, but I only just made a proper account. I've written a (very probably crappy, unpublished) novel, and I'm currently working on the sequel to it... so don't expect updates all the time! ;)
I'm a grammar freak, I admit. It really isn't my fault. I have to correct Rachel's grammar in class (she's my best friend) and it really gets on her nerves, and she sighs at me a lot. Still. I'm good at spelling, and apparently writing, too, but I'm not sure I believe that. I like to sing, although I haven't been able to for a few days because my throat's been killing me. Anyway, I don't think I'm very good at that, either, but it makes me smile.
You probably think I'm weird and reclusive anyway, so I can't really see a point in holding back anymore. My favourite genre of music is country, I love horror movies and comedy shows (lots of them - I'm not going to name them all), um, I suck at Maths/Physics/any physical activity. I've never experimented with drugs or alcohol, and I've had one sort-of boyfriend. I've never been kissed. I don't think of myself as pretty. But still!
So, uh, this is my profile!
A link to my tumblr page... http://www.fromyourheadtoyourheart.tumblr.com
And my GoodReads account... http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/5613462-alexandra-middleton (oh yeah and this is the name I usually go by because it's what I plan to change my name to in future, and also to kind of avoid creepy Internet stalkers...)
I NOW ALSO HAVE A FICTIONPRESS ACCOUNT UNDER THE SAME USERNAME! Check out my stuff on there, pleeease because the people on it so far seem... unfriendly. If you want a link, it's here... http://www.fictionpress.com/u/857635/AlKiMi
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