Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Sisters Grimm, and Twilight.
So basically, I am a girl from England, but I live in America. You'reHighlightingTooMuch was one of my best friends, and I still want to be friends so I am keeping her on my bio!!!
Do you like the rainbow? - YEAH
What my mother taught me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM BOOKS AND TV SHOWS
-""Television, in their stomachs. Now that, is evolution." accompanied by a picture of a tellytubby. Doctor Who
-"What are you gonna do, moisturise me?"Doctor Who
-“First things first, but not necessarily in that order.” Doctor Who
-“Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.” Doctor who
-“Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.”Doctor Who
-“According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly”Doctor Who
-"Bow ties are cool."Doctor Who
-: If you're a doctor, then why does your box say "police"? [She gives him the apple, he bites it and spits it out.]
: That's disgusting. What is that?
Amelia: An apple.
The Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.
Amelia: You said you loved them.
The Doctor: No, no, no. I love yogurt. Yogurt's my favourite. Give me yogurt.
[Amelia runs, retrieves yogurt and hands it to him.
The Doctor: [Opens it, gulps it down, then spits it out] I hate yogurt! Just stuff with bits in.
Amelia: You said that it was your favourite!
The Doctor: New mouth, new rules. Its like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes WROOOONNNNG!!! Ahhh! [body spazzes and jerks in different directions]
Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?
The Doctor: Wrong with me? Its not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something!
[Amelia opens stove and cooks.]
The Doctor: [drying hair with a towel] Ahhh bacon. [Eats it and spits it out] Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me?
The Doctor: Ahh you see? Beans. [Eats then spits in sink.] Beans are evil! Bad, bad beans!
[Amelia spreading butter on bread looking skeptical]
The Doctor: Bread and butter. [Smiling] Now you're talking.
[The Doctor throws the plate of bread and butter out of the door like a frisbee, cat howls, dog barks]
The Doctor: And stay out!
[The Doctor paces in the kitchen while Amelia looks in the fridge.]
Amelia: Got some carrots.
The Doctor: Carrots?! Are you insane?! No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. [Searching the fridge] I need...I need...I need...[pulls out a box of fish fingers] fish fingers [takes out a carton of custard] and custard!- Doctor who
-“Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?'
-“Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here," said Fang stunned.” Maximum Ride
-“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max” Maximum Ride
-“Don't ever leave me again." -Max
-“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much."Maximum Ride
-“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.” Maximum Ride
-“I offered to pee on him, but they said no” Maximum Ride
-“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.” Maximum Ride
-“do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?” Maximum Ride
-“Oh great. Yoda captured us.” Maximum Ride
-“Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say.
-“Then, Holden, the little Fang gang kid, came out of nowhere with an apparent death wish. He raced directly toward the maniac with the gun shrieking something that sounded like " I am Starfishhh!” Maximum Ride
-“You're a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers! -Fang” MAximum Ride
-" Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
-"There was something I needed to say. "Sorry. About before."Fang shot a sideways glance at me, his eyes dark and inscrutable, as always. He looked back out at the water. I didn't expect any more acknowledgment than that. Fang never-
"You almost gave me a heart attack," he said quietly. "When I saw you, and all that blood . . ." He threw a small rock as hard as he could down the beach.
"Max! I can talk to the fish!"
That wasn't it"-Maximum Ride
-“I’m okay now. Maybe it’s a stomach bug or something.” Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causes brain cancer."-MAximum Ride
-ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
-"I took a bite of the cookie and chewed. 'Hmm,' I said, trying not to spit crumbs. 'Clear with vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A descent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good hearted cookie, not pretentious.' I turned to Fang. 'What say you?'
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