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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Sisters Grimm, and Twilight.

So basically, I am a girl from England, but I live in America. You'reHighlightingTooMuch was one of my best friends, and I still want to be friends so I am keeping her on my bio!!!

Do you like the rainbow? - YEAH
Would you marry your best friend? - I don't think so...
Do you believe in ghosts? - maybe...
Do serious people scare you? - sometimes...
How's life so far? - pretty good
Are you miserable? - I don't believe so...
Which do you think is shorter, a second or a decade? - decade, its ten years duh
Where do you want to travel to? - Ireland
How is your hair doing? - Awesome, chlorine hasn't damaged it that badly yet
Do you think your teacher's vocabulary is used smartly? - yes, but smartly is not a word
What will you do when you turn 53? - Be old...
How many kids do you want? - dunno
Is adoption and option? - depends
Did you know that last question rhymed? - yup
What color is your underwear? - not telling you
Did you really check? - no
Do you secretly wonder how it would be to ride a chicken? - sometimes...
Did you think the last question was stupid? - yes
How is your hands doing? - my hands are scarred from lane lines
What do you think of this survey so far? - it's really stupid
Do you like clouds? - yes
Are you naive? - yes
This is the 23rd question, how do you feel about that? - I again dunno
Did you cough last year? - yes?
Who do you wish to come to your door right now? - No one
Did you ever piss on someone's doorstep? - no
Did you ever want to piss on someone's doorstep? - No
Is the weather nice? - Yes
Do you feel bad for anyone? - yes
Doesn't life suck? - no
Do you wish you could be somewhere right now? - no
I'm asking corny questions, yes? - i agree
Oh, well. Do you like the shirt you're wearing? - yes
Where did you get it? - i don't know
Look up, what do you see? - my roof
THINK FAST! What did you think of? - sunburn
Let's say a pedophile came to your door right now, what would you do? - I really don't know what a pedophile is
Has a drunk guy ever sang to you? - nope
What's the meanest thing you ever did to someone? - I called someone stupid
Do you like being who you are? - yes
Is the world a pretty place? - yes
What do you think the word Mika, means? - My indigo kangaroo ate?
Are you getting tired of the survey? - Yes
Do you draw? - Yes, I draw really well
Have you ever ran down the street screaming? - Yes, I ran screaming," I'm running with scissors, I'm running with scissors!"
It's the 46th question, how do you feel? - Tired, you?
Did you ever want to be a talk show host? - no, i'm not so much of a talker
Do you laugh at dumb people? - No, that is me
What's the last funniest thing you've heard? - My friend celebrating getting her snuggie
You're done with this survey; are you happy? - YES

What my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM BOOKS AND TV SHOWS


-"Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?"Doctor Who

-""Television, in their stomachs. Now that, is evolution." accompanied by a picture of a tellytubby. Doctor Who

-"What are you gonna do, moisturise me?"Doctor Who

-“First things first, but not necessarily in that order.” Doctor Who

-“Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.” Doctor who

-“Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.”Doctor Who

-“According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly”Doctor Who

-"Bow ties are cool."Doctor Who

-Amelia: If you're a doctor, then why does your box say "police"? [She gives him the apple, he bites it and spits it out.]

The Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?

Amelia: An apple.

The Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.

Amelia: You said you loved them.

The Doctor: No, no, no. I love yogurt. Yogurt's my favourite. Give me yogurt.

[Amelia runs, retrieves yogurt and hands it to him.

The Doctor: [Opens it, gulps it down, then spits it out] I hate yogurt! Just stuff with bits in.

Amelia: You said that it was your favourite!

The Doctor: New mouth, new rules. Its like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes WROOOONNNNG!!! Ahhh! [body spazzes and jerks in different directions]

Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?

The Doctor: Wrong with me? Its not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something!

[Amelia opens stove and cooks.]

The Doctor: [drying hair with a towel] Ahhh bacon. [Eats it and spits it out] Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me?

[Amelia cooking.]

The Doctor: Ahh you see? Beans. [Eats then spits in sink.] Beans are evil! Bad, bad beans!

[Amelia spreading butter on bread looking skeptical]

The Doctor: Bread and butter. [Smiling] Now you're talking.

[The Doctor throws the plate of bread and butter out of the door like a frisbee, cat howls, dog barks]

The Doctor: And stay out!

[The Doctor paces in the kitchen while Amelia looks in the fridge.]

Amelia: Got some carrots.

The Doctor: Carrots?! Are you insane?! No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. [Searching the fridge] I need...I need...I need...[pulls out a box of fish fingers] fish fingers [takes out a carton of custard] and custard!- Doctor who

-“Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?'
Max: 'Why, is your head missing some?” Maximum Ride

-“Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here," said Fang stunned.” Maximum Ride

-“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max” Maximum Ride

-“Don't ever leave me again." -Max
I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang” Maximum Ride

-“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much."Maximum Ride

-“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.” Maximum Ride

-“I offered to pee on him, but they said no” Maximum Ride

-“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.” Maximum Ride

-“do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?” Maximum Ride

-“Oh great. Yoda captured us.” Maximum Ride

-“Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say.
My eyes popped open and I bolted upright.
"What?" Fang said, his voice icy.
"Gazzy!" I yelled.
Wide blue eyes looked at me in surprise, then back at Fang's stoic face. "Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?" Gazzy asked.” Maximum Ride

-“Then, Holden, the little Fang gang kid, came out of nowhere with an apparent death wish. He raced directly toward the maniac with the gun shrieking something that sounded like " I am Starfishhh!” Maximum Ride

-“You're a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers! -Fang” MAximum Ride

-" Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha."Maximum Ride

-
"I'm brilliant! I'm a genus! I could blow up the whole world!"
I raised my eyebrows
"Not that I want to of course" Gazzy said and gave a little cough. " Maximum Ride

-"There was something I needed to say. "Sorry. About before."Fang shot a sideways glance at me, his eyes dark and inscrutable, as always. He looked back out at the water. I didn't expect any more acknowledgment than that. Fang never-

"You almost gave me a heart attack," he said quietly. "When I saw you, and all that blood . . ." He threw a small rock as hard as he could down the beach.
"I'm sorry."
"Don't do it again," he said.
I swallowed hard. "I won't."
Something changed right then, but I didn't know what.

"Max! I can talk to the fish!"

That wasn't it"-Maximum Ride

-“I’m okay now. Maybe it’s a stomach bug or something.” Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causes brain cancer."-MAximum Ride

-ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."-MAximum Ride

-"I took a bite of the cookie and chewed. 'Hmm,' I said, trying not to spit crumbs. 'Clear with vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A descent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good hearted cookie, not pretentious.' I turned to Fang. 'What say you?'
'It's fine.'" -Maximum Ride

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Silent Gravity by basketballchick13 reviews
Max's hiding a dangerous secret. Fang is determined to find out what it is. When put together for an English project, Fang gets the chance to get to know Max...whether she likes it or not. Once they get to know each other, Max finds out that Fang may be responsible for everything wrong in her life. Can she forgive him or will they be ripped apart. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Dylan
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 80,575 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
New Clary by YvonneWearsPyjamas reviews
Clary Morgenstern was always getting bullied but when her parents get divorced she moves with her dad halfway across the country leaving her brother with her mother but on agreement that she spend her senior year living with her mother, but when she comes back will she be the Clary they knew or will she be a new Clary? And will a certain boy named Jace bring out the old Clary?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Missing by Imagine Believe Achieve reviews
Fang and his new partner, Max, are detectives- but when Max finds a unknown file on a child that went missing a year ago, what will happen? But this time- if Max and Fang can't find out who killed the kid- will they loose their jobs...forever? Fax. mnmdancin12 handed the story over to me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,955 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Famous or not, here they come by Super.Nerd.Girl221 reviews
I've taken over this story. THANK YOU believe-me-or-not! Max is a pageant star. A new reality tv show, young and free, wants Max. When she accepts she meets Fang, a famous actor., who she previously thought was stuck-up. When someone almost discovers her secret, will she regret signing up? Rated T because I'm paranoid... *max an possibly Fang have wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Arranged Marriages and Wars of State by Curlscat reviews
The kingdoms of Sneak and Trickster have been on unsteady terms for as long as anyone can remember, but now they, especially their two leaders, who very much fit the stereotypes of their kingdoms, must learn to get along in the face of a new, true, enemy. AU Puckabrina story. 2ND IN ELLIGOATS TBSGS2012! Ch. 41: the epilogue. THE SEQUEL IS UP!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,388 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Sabrina G., Puck] Daphne G., OC - Complete
Tough Changes by Aura Edward reviews
Sabrina's going through some strange changes, and not all are at the torturous hands of puberty. The Scarlet Hand is starting to make it's move after being inactive for two years, and to top it all off, Puck's been acting strangely. What does all of this mean for Sabrina? UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,485 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Final Ride by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
My version of book 8! Post "Angel" Max is trying to find Angel and the DG. Fang and his gang are doing the same thing. Will time bring them together again? The story is better than the summary! Rated T because it's Maximum ride! NOTHING BAD! Maybe FAX?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 62,846 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Rewrite In Progress! by JustanAutumn reviews
Rewriting this story! Look for the Dakota Not Max (Rewrite)
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Max, Iggy
Tripping Down Memory Lane by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Filing for divorce, Jace and Clary resort to Herondale Divorce Firm, where they are forced to reminisce over past memories and to face what really caused their breakup. Rating may later change.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,300 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
For Only Five Minutes by forevermissPennyLane reviews
Will asks Tessa to be his five minute girlfriend to avoid his ex, from there they set out on an adventure.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Tessa G., Will H.
Divergent Fanfic by AJ Grisham reviews
This is just a fluffy fanfic about what would happen if there was no war. I know this is used often but those are my favorite types of fanfics to read so I figured I would write my own! Rated T just to be safe!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 96,045 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Cold Feet by SweetShireen reviews
There were a lot of things Puck, otherwise known as the Trickster King, liked to say he was. Strong, superior, diabolic and extremely handsome to name a few. But there was one thing the Trickster King wasn't and swore never to be; a coward. Winner of The BEST SISTERS GRIMM STORY of 2012! UPDATED AT LONG LAST!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,162 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Always be with You by Puppybluie reviews
Puck and Sabrina are left alone together when the rest of the family goes to California to solve a case. What will happen? Puckabrina!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Target by lockedoutofheaven reviews
When Prince Herondale is ordered to be murdered, his father steps in with immediate action. The prince finds himself landed with a female body guard. One short, red haired female body guard to be exact. That's when all hell breaks loose.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,794 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Sabrina Grimm and the Poison Apple by Darcy-Bender-Grey-lover reviews
This has a lot of Puckabrina. What happens when Moth gets out of prison? This is the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs with a twist involving Sabrina G., Puck, and Moth.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Caffeine Boost by theasbofive reviews
It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... (Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,607 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Chloe B., Stacie
The Trickster King by SuppiChan00 reviews
Puck grinned mischievously. "Or maybe," He said, leaning in way too closely. "I was just trying to get the beautiful princess's attention." I pushed him away. He cocked his head. "Oh? You don't find me attractive? Well, princess, I think we can change that."
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
City of Rain by Biggle Cakes reviews
Tessa is sent to boarding school in London, where she meets Clary, her artist roommate with the atomic bomb of boyfriends Jace Herondale, along with his cousin, Will. But how can Tessa adapt to London life when she misses New York so badly? And what will she do when best friends Jem and Will both seem to like her? IM SORRY NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED ):
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,508 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Tessa G., Will H.
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Way to My Heart by E. Herondale reviews
"I let you in," "And you think I didn't? Clary I wasn't lying when I told you I still loved you," "Well you found the way to my heart once let's see if you can do it again." Follow Jace and Clary through ups and downs of their relationship and find the way to their hearts. AU HUMAN sorry no shadowhunters first TIM fanfic so please don't hate. Rated T cause I don't know how it's gon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,101 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The New Girl by foolishmundanes reviews
Modern-day AU: Will Herondale didn't think he would care for the new girl at school. R&R, please :)
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,474 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
The Acts of a Sinister Force by It Was Different Then reviews
Sabrina Grimm is sent back to FPL with her siblings out of the blue. Told to stay there for the year, her parents and uncle travel across the world in a dangerous secret mission. But Sabrina has little time to dwell on this since she has problems of her own. Sabrina is starting to have dreams, and after a while she's starting to question if her dreams are more of a reality. HIATUS!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,544 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sabrina G.
Fighting destiny by PsychoBrunette reviews
Sabrina and Puck finally admit their feelings for each other, after a few pranks and a trip to the future. Unfortunately they just so happen to be in the middle of a war, Mirror's back and Sabrina is a prized swordswoman.Four years after The Everafter War
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,909 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Psychic Rehab by SomeKindofAuthor reviews
"My name is Angel, and I have a problem." For two years, Angel manipulated Max and Fang, pulling their puppet strings so that everything in their relationship went smoothly. Now they can no longer trust her, so she must be sent away with Jeb to psychic rehab. Sequel to my one-shot Severed Strings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Angel, Max
Day at the Beach by OrangeFace99 reviews
Zeke decides that everybody needs a break. So he invited everyone to the one place he goes whenever he's bored; the beach! But will things end up as planned? A bit of Fourtris. I suck at summaries. This is my 1st fic. reviews and favorites are helpful :D Rated T to be safe.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
For Andie by Cnopps reviews
Simon and Izzy finally have the most perfect baby girl, but all goes wrong when they are involved in a car crash. Jace and Clary are both in the will to take care of baby girl Andie. Can the two finally come to an understanding and raise a child together? AH,AU, rated t for adult content ***NEW AUTHOR SAME ACCOUNT***
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Discovered Talent by mortalinstrumentsgurl1 reviews
Clary is an ordinary girl that loves music. When singer, Jace, comes to her school, hosting auditions for teenagers to perform with him, she doesn't go but one accidental eavesdropping from him, her life changes. Maybe the person she hates the most turns to the love of her life. Her talents will be discovered and maybe she's going to have a chance at love. All Human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,108 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Which Prince? by DarkBloodyAngelOfAbyss reviews
Max goes to a foreign country where someone hands her a pretty necklace. Unknowingly, Max has involved herself with warring kings, gorgeous queens, adorable princesses and finally, charming princes. But, there is one major twist, and that throws everything off balance. Now, which prince will rise up to become future king? FAX and other parings. Rated T because MR is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Max, Fang
New thoughts by Sydney99 reviews
Sabrina and Puck think they aren't in love. But are they? Can things or people convince them other wise? After Puck kisses Sabrina on the cheek for the first time, Sabrina has many thoughts. The first day of school, a kiss, and new things that happen in the family could change many things.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Where Measuring Temperature Can Leads You by beatrix.acs reviews
Ziva is sick and Tony takes care of her. One-shot. Rated T just to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
But Fate Wouldn't Have That by WingedLife reviews
Max boards her flight without second thought, but when the plane crashes and the survivors wash up on a stranded island, she meets and grows close to several people. Including Fang who becomes her best friend, and maybe more?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Her Name's Still Max by desperatelyobvious reviews
It was just the coffee shop from Nick's memories. It was nothing special; well, not anymore. So of course it seemed harmless for him to venture inside and order his usual cup of cappuccino. But it was this holiday of all holidays when he suddenly found himself face to face with the girl from his memories, the only girl who ever broke his heart, Max Ride. AU, AH. Christmas oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Grimm's A Christmas Story by c.a.username15 reviews
The holidays fast approaching, Sabrina, Puck, and the rest of the Grimms try to survive the chaos of Christmas Season, as everyone will learn to appreciate family and love whilst preparing for the big day. Romantic tension between P/S, OOC.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,234 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Juliet Never Wore Converses by yellow.r0se reviews
"Everyone in the grade- heck, everyone in Ferryport Landing High knew that Sabrina and Puck were sworn enemies." Not even the school play could dissolve their tension. But maybe...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,323 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
What Matters Most by Esperanza12 reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends since they were born. Now 15, life is going great, until a particular bruise leads to a diagnoses. Meanwhile, they begin to realize maybe they mean even more to each other than they thought- in a totally new way. Human. T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,279 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Everafters by Ciara Wynne reviews
The Christmas Ball is fast approching the school of Ferryport Landing! Daphne and Red are over the moon, Puck wants to ask a question, and Sabrina is hiding something... but what?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,684 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Week In Hell by DemiSpy reviews
Yo. My Home Eco. teacher released an ultimatum on me. See, my project partner and I will give some kid from the orphanage the best week of his or her life, spending a whole week cooped up in some apartment the school ever so generously provided for us-teacher's words, not mine. Who is my partner, anyway? The 'girl'. Yeah, that one. Fly on, -Nick. AU/AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mistletoe by Airene Archerway reviews
"I swear, this has to be the worst prank Puck has ever pulled."
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Abandoned Band of Mutants by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Ratchet and Max were abandoned. Ratchet by his leader and then his group. Max by her Flock. Now they have met and are attending a boarding school. There they meet Holden. What's this about a band? And what's going on between Max and Ratchet? And where does Fang fit into this? What about the Flock?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Max, Ratchet
Popstar meets reality by Pinklover0 reviews
Maximum Ride is normal teenage girl living in California. Nick Walker aka Fang is a international superstar/party boy. What happens when Fang gets sent to Max's high school for the rest of the year. Will max give a chance and learn his secret. Fax and Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Max, Fang
With All the Girls by cocoloco16 reviews
Fang Ride was the most sought after boy in school, and he hated it. Max Martinez was going to a new school and definitely knew that Fang Ride was hot. But from all the girls in the hall apparently dating him, he was a player. Plus, she would never fall in love. How will Fang show her that he is a real man that even with all the girls after him, he would only chase one? FAX! Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,149 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Her Journal, Her Thoughts, Her Heart by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
When Max was forced out she left behind an old leatherbound journal that she had written in since she was six. When Fang reads it, will he question his vote to kick her out? Or will he be more secure in his vote? What happens when Max meets Katniss Everdeen? No gaurantee for Fax.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Max, Katniss E.
Stay? or Go? by Novastrike687 reviews
Max works at a dinner. Fang is an average customer/friend. Fang loved to annoy her, but he grew feelings for her and wants to be with her, Max however, she wants nothing to do with a relasionship. Her last boyfriend found out about her secret and thought she was a complete freak. What will Fang do when he finds out? FAX and yes Max is the ONLY one who has wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
All The Possible Ways To Find Love by BirdsAlwaysFlyAway reviews
Max is the Matchmaker. She helps people find their other half – the person they are meant to be with. But Max has never been able to find her one and only guy. Is Max about to discover that a person she's known her whole life is the only one who will ever truly understand her – her One? All-human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Admit It by coldnessoflove reviews
A rumor is spreading through the streets of New York, until it finally reaches the ears of Puck's old friends. The Trickster King in love? Now that's something they've got to see! (ON HIATUS)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,415 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Survival of the Fittest by The Jade Empress reviews
The flock kicked Max out thinking that she was working for the school. It's two years later and the flock believes she is dead, but they couldn't be more wrong. Now Max has a new family, the Rebels, which contains five other extraordinary girls.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Max
Little Things by IggyisAWESOME98 reviews
Max is the most insecure girl in her school. She is always being bullied by the most popular girl in school Lissa. What happens if Fang, her partner for her Music project, has a crush on Max and decides to help her realize how beautiful she really is. Will he succeed in convincing Max? Read to find out. FAX. Max Fang are OOC. Rated T. Better summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Max, Fang
Today Was A Fairytale by AlphaWriter1 reviews
Here's my attempt at the 100 word challenge. Please read, review and enjoy. I was gone for a while, but I'm back from my semi-haitus now! Anyways, this story starts around Christmas time and continues to go on to a Second Ever After War caused by a very different reason than wanting to be free of Ferry Port Landing. It's Puckabrina all the way, because I'm just a tad bit obsessed.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
And You're to Blame by Tevrann reviews
Max and her band, Dakota, win the competition, why wouldn't she be ecstatic? A world tour to every continent, having fun, partying, living the life. Of course that bubble deflates when she finds out that she was going with the teen heartthrob band, Breakdown, a.k.a, the band that's going and breaking every girl's hearts that they ask out. Perfect. Just perfect.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Max, Fang
The Fax war by Tatiana Match reviews
Max and Fang going back and forth teasing, taunting, and messing with one another. Will include lots of FAXX also includes some stories where Max and Fang are younger.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Fang, Max
Together Through Music by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Fang: The head jock of the school who has a crus on Max: the loner. When he follows her home one day will friendship blossom. Will that become more? Read to find out. One Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tangled by Wolfson and GG reviews
Max and her sisters have lived in a tower all their lives. With Max's magic hair and each other's company, everything is good. Well, kinda. Max wants out. Who better to help her than a band of three outlaws with a lost princess' crown? Will the three be able to get home in time - and will they really want to go back? COed with Anna Ride and Fax is forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Max, Fang
The Gifted Princess & her FairyTale of Deception by ForeverRayne reviews
Max is the princess of Bacheloria, betrothed to none other than Prince Nicholas, who likes to be called Fang, and is the snarky, arrogant, cocky bane of her existance...until one day he becomes the reason for it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,820 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Max, Fang
White Horse by AlphaWriter1 reviews
The Scarlet Hand has been defeated for four years.So, everything should be great right?Wrong. Puck's been missing for just as long.And it's left Sabrina broken.When he returns, will he be able to save her-or is it too late? Is she already too far gone?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Navy Cops and Bird Kids by RandomnessQueen1 reviews
After a fight, the flock is hurt. They need help- badly. But can they trust NCIS? Minor Fax, Tiva, possibly some McAbby.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Insert Title of Your Choice Here by ADefiniteMaybe reviews
When the Max and the Flock unexpectedly run into Sabrina Grimm and her family,what sort of events and challenges will the two groups have to face together? And how well will everybody get along with one another? New pairings you have NEVER seen before!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Max, Sabrina G.
An Unexpected Assignment by zatl reviews
What happens when our favorite team gets sent off to therapy? This is just a little idea I couldn't help but put onto paper. It's my first fic, so be nice. Major TIVA plus a little McAbby and Jibbs. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
I'm Yours by PeruvianChick reviews
Fang loves Max. When will she finally realize it? When will she finally realize that Fang . . . is hers? Songfic, oneshot! FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Fang, Max
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
Sequel to Whatever Doesn’t Kill Me Just Makes Me, But can stand alone. After max tries to kill her self she meets some new friends that can help her save the world from a new and improved Itex
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Flip by Ayns and Sky reviews
A one-shot from Puck's POV on the scene from book 7 where he knocks Sabrina off the tower. Possible OOCness, because this is a solo work by Sky, and Ayns is the one who usually plays Puck XD Unrelated to our epic story.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
The List by S. Ivanov reviews
Iggy and Ella create a list of ‘10 ways to irritate Max’ and blackmail Fang into doing the things on the list. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
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My Week In Hell reviews
Its right after christmas, there will be a lot of music, some lists, a canceled flight, and PUCKABRINA! Im really bad at summaries, but please read this. Puck and Sabrina are forced to spend a week in the house ALONE. What could possibly go wrong?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sabrina G., Puck
Fame? reviews
I suck at summaries. Join Sabrina(and Puck) on Sabrina's(or should I say Taylor's) journey in Fame. There shall be Puckabrina!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Caught Up In The Stars reviews
The flock split up, and half got famous. Will Fang hit it off with Taylor Swift, you'll just have to wait and see.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012
A maximum twilight ending reviews
Its basically about what happens after nevermore and the Cullens meet the flock ...Fun...lots of beloved FAX! FAX! FAX! FAX! FAX! FAX!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012
Want u Back reviews
FAX!FAX!FAX!FAX!FAX!FAX! There will be nothing to inappropriate! FAX! FAX! FAX! FAX! EGGY! EGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I'd Lie reviews
Max and Fang are writing songs, about each other. It's a songfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Fang, Max
Bella has wings? reviews
Okay so what if Bella had wings? What if she was max's twin?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012