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The Eagle on the Ramparts
by Canafinwe reviews
From Rohan he came, but he was not one of the Rohirrim. Thorongil he was called, the Eagle of the Star, and he was the son of no man. Strong was his sword arm, unfailing his courage. Yet not all welcomed the stranger to Minas Tirith...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,406 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Denethor, Ecthelion
The Professors' Point of View
by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 226,827 - Reviews: 3410 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 10/18 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
by ObsidianPen reviews
Alive. Hidden. Concealed in the metaphorical closet, and the ominous, creaking footsteps outside belong to a monster... He's sniffing the air in anticipation. He's craving more than the scent. Intoxicated by his own bloodlust, and a fleeting moment of weakness is all he needs. "Harry Potter...I will have you..." HP/LV/TR. In the most unhealthy, twisted way. Sequel to 'Mine'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 407,960 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] Severus S.
by Ohtze reviews
It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,097 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Glorfindel, OC] Sauron
Full of Wisdom and Perfect in Beauty
by Gadira reviews
The Downfall, from Ar Sakalthôr s accession to Ar Pharazôn s Armada. NEW CHAPTER: Amandil is still a fish out of the water, the Council is still unhelpful, and someone returns.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 245,908 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Amandil, Ar-Inziladûn, Ar-Pharazôn, Ar-Zimraphel
The Handbook of Elf Psychology
by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
In Cavern's Shade
by Castile181 reviews
During the first age, when Beleriand itself stands on the brink of destruction and Doriath falls from the height of glory to begin its long decline, Celeborn, a Sindarin prince as quick to wisdom as he is to anger, meets Artanis, a Noldorin princess plagued by a dark secret, and they soon find themselves plunged into a world of intrigue, lies, and mystery as ties grow turbulent.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 513,296 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Celeborn, Elu T., Galadriel, Melian - Complete
It's All in the Details
by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or
by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 4,214 - Follows: 5,420 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by My blue rose reviews
A woman of the Breelands gives shelter to two Rangers against her better judgment, but one is gravely injured and may not last the night. An Aragorn and Halbarad story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Aragorn, Halbarad
What Time Cannot Erase
by Sadie Sil - English stories reviews
When Legolas was a small child, Celebrian and her children used to visit him every spring. A deep and valuable bond of friendship was established between him and the twins. This friendship, however, could not withstand unexpected events. Many years later an opportunity for reconciliation appeared. Characters: Legolas, The Twins, Thranduil, Glorfindel, Elrond, Arwen, Celebrian.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 184,523 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Legolas, Elrohir, Thranduil, Elladan
by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5554 - Favs: 5,911 - Follows: 7,416 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Not From Others
by FloreatCastellum reviews
She may not have been able to join Harry, Ron and Hermione, but Ginny refuses to go down without a fight. As war approaches, Ginny returns to Hogwarts to resurrect Dumbledore's Army and face the darkest year the wizarding world has ever seen. DH from Ginny's POV. Canon. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (Chaptered).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,362 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Darkness in My Veins
by almanera reviews
Listen. Darkness is within us all. It calls to our senses, to our very soul. Come, hear the woeful story of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black as it starts on a cold October night when a Black meets Tom Marvolo Riddle. An encounter which begins a murky path ensnared with conundrums, betrayals, affection, and sacrifice. But where will it lead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,599 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr., Walburga B., Cygnus B. - Complete
Home with the Fairies
by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
by Aini NuFire reviews
Legolas becomes the catalyst in a plot to destroy Mirkwood when a mysterious illness begins to strike down elves. While friends and wizards desperately search for answers, Legolas and others find themselves on an equally harrowing journey to survive a strange and terrifying dreamscape beyond any world they've ever known.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Gandalf, Legolas, Thranduil, Elladan - Complete
From Undómiel to Tinúviel
by janelover1 reviews
Arwen Undómiel: Tolkien tells us little, and Peter Jackson's portrayal stays flat; yet she must have been great to win the heart of a hero so discerning as Aragorn. Just because Arwen does not wield a sword like Éowyn does not mean she is not heroic - sometimes the battles of the soul are hardest of all. Canonical gap-filler from the perspective of Undómiel herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,030 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Princes of the Wild Frontier
by Castile181 reviews
After the fall of Eregion and a narrow escape from Sauron's forces, Celeborn and Elrond's armies take refuge in a hidden valley where they start the construction of Rivendell. While preparing for the war ahead, Elrond is plagued by grave doubts regarding his mixed heritage and troubled by his fear of speaking to the one elf who holds all of the pieces he's missing. Second Age 1697.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Galadriel, Elrond, Celeborn - Complete
by Freddie23 reviews
Something very strange is happening in Mirkwood. Mystery and horror push its people almost to breaking point. All around Legolas and Thranduil, Elves and Men are dying under grisly and unusual circumstances and the people of Mirkwood must discover who or what is behind the increasingly odd and terrifying occurrences before it consumes the Realm entirely.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,423 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Devilry of Edoras
by Canafinwe reviews
Newly come to Rohan, Thorongil struggles to cope with hard labour, strange food, a new tongue, the challenges of communal living, and inevitable homesickness. When he is taken one evening by a horrifying surprise, he finds he has reached his breaking point. A tale in two parts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Complete
In the Light of the Red Dawn
by Koury Coving reviews
Closeness to others was never really her strong suit. In fact, she went out of her way to push away most everyone in her life. So far out of her way that she abandoned her home in search of solitude, and nearly died. It was really just her luck that she ended in an ancient wood housing one of the most intrusive elves she had ever met. Really, what had she gotten herself into?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, OC
by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 112 - Words: 417,281 - Reviews: 3917 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
by Alinah reviews
When poachers seem to raid the area around Imladris, more is threatened than the life of wild animals.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,508 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir
by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
60 years before the War of the Ring, The Mouth of Sauron is being raised as a bastard son in the house of his father. More than anything, he craves security and a title of his own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,077 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
Far Over the Misty Mountains
by Sigrid Sigbjornsdotter reviews
A group of elves, young Legolas among them, are sent out to Rivendell on an important mission. War is brewing, and the journey is long and perilous... The courage of the travellers will be put to a test, and Legolas will learn that when the wise and mighty are unwilling to fight, others must fight instead - even though they may not think they are strong or brave enough.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,150 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elladan, Elrohir - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32526 - Favs: 19,529 - Follows: 15,809 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Everyday Problems of a Tenth Walker
by lycanthrophy-kitsune reviews
These are one-shot drabbles of the everyday, funny problems that a tenth walker would encounter. Just popped into my head and wanted to have some fun. Please mention some problems you would like for me to write in a review. Thanks!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC
Nineteen Months Later
by HippoParty reviews
*To Persevere SEQUEL* Voldemort's Horcrux's are destroyed and Harry is apparently dead. However there is still a prophecy that needs to be fulfilled and Voldemort has a frighteningly sinister plan to regain his immortality. Full of manipulations, angst and betrayals.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Neville L.
by EverleighBain reviews
The children of the Rangers of the North learn early the duty that so often keeps their fathers away, and their own roles as part of a scattered, diminishing people. But for one wilful daughter, it will take trial and devastation before she finds her place among the Dúnedain, and comes to understand the fealty that binds her father to an uncertain fate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,385 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Aragorn, Elrohir, Halbarad
by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 27 UP: In which some clandestine conversations are had – and what's up with that forest, anyway?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,171 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Forging the Sword
by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 7,250 - Follows: 8,853 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
How To Survive In Middle Earth When You're A Teenaged Girl
by Peppery Mints reviews
When you get dumped into Middle Earth, you start missing things. Little things. You know, like toilets. And hairbrushes. And tampons. And people who speak English. You know what else? Canon is super-easy to mess up. Now the whole world may end and it's all because of me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,101 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, OC
There Will Always Be Hope
by ElvesAreEpic reviews
After clashing with Thranduil, Aragorn leaves Mirkwood in haste forcing an already injured Legolas to go after him. Will they make it back together? Or will Thranduil lose all hope of ever seeing his son alive again…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,519 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom
by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10866 - Favs: 6,599 - Follows: 5,918 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Kingdom of Ice and Blood: A Prisoners of Isengard Sequel
by Auset's Tears reviews
After Tara kills a Captain of Gondor, she and Ushatar flee to Angmar, to find a place where their Orcish Clan can be safe from the King of Men's Orchunters. But the northern wilds are a savage place, full of evil and bitter cold and wild Orcs who have no liking for their new law-abiding neighbors. There is only one true law in the land of ice: dominate, or be destroyed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Orc, Dwarf
Reasons why NOT to join the Fellowship of the ring
by Elleth of Hidden Lore reviews
Have you ever wanted to join the Fellowship of the Ring? Do you have a thirst for adventure, magic and glorious battles? Well, think again. Do you really think being in the Fellowship is that easy? Would you survive months without a bed, bathrooms, toilet paper, and internet? No, of course not. Join Alexandra as she goes though the adventure she never wanted to have. T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,318 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
My Understanding of the Silmarillion
by RegardlessofThought reviews
I decided to write a silly version of the Silmarillion to help me to better understand what the heck happens in this book. As I wrote, I did not take it seriously at all. I may add more chapters as I reread the Silmarillion. Rated T for my liberal use of language.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013
Not the Beard!
by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Road Trip to Mordor
by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
'One does not simply walk into Mordor' he said… so they didn't. PARODY featuring the great Cookies of Power, jazz-loving Nazgul, Mary-Sues, sentient motorbikes, an angry Glaswegian woman and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013
Things As They Should Be: There And Insane Again
by mbus55 reviews
A beloved character falls prey to wackiness and writes his own fanfiction, retelling The Hobbit, and forces the other characters to listen to the story. Colorful exaggerations, crazy fantasy, and outright lies will threaten the sanity of everyone. A sequel to Things As They Should Be. Please review!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012
by Sookie Starchild reviews
Legolas is a straight-laced EBI agent. Gimli is an uncontrollable hurricane of justice working with the Dale PD. Can they find a way to work together to stop a drug lord known only as The Necromancer? Based on the film The Heat, done by request. Lots of profanity, vulgarisms, obscenities and fantastical racism.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,951 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Legolas, Gimli
The Improbable Opponent
by Sadie Sil - English stories reviews
During a time of peace, some elves of Middle-Earth decide to bring back an exciting experience: a tournament from the old days.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,083 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
A Thing or Two About Elrond
by Crookneck reviews
Oneshots involving everyone's favorite glowering elf lord. Interactions with Gandalf, Arwen, Celebrían, hobbitses, Gil-galad, and others, splattered across the timeline of all ages up to the Fourth. Tragedy, comedy, whumping, fluff, h/c, and biscuits will all be accounted for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Elrond
by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
by Nirette reviews
Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck?
by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
A Ring of Endless Light
by Fan Fictional Authoress reviews
When we left, did the world stop? Did it cease to exist? Or did the world pause, mourning for our loss, before slowly and painfully moving on? No. It simply kept turning, kept moving, with or without us. We were the only ones who refused to let go. Until they found us, and showed us how to feel alive. It isn't so bad to be forgotten, for you will be found and treasured once again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,464 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, OC
Letters to Thranduil
by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Gathering Shadow
by DearCassius reviews
The world has changed. Elves, dwarves, and other creatures no longer live among the race of men, aside from a select few who must, at all costs, keep their true identities hidden. Life is relatively peaceful, until Sauron begins to grow in power again. It's going to take all the strength of the Broship of the Ring in order to stop him. LOTR AU Modern era.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic
by Minnionette reviews
Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,622 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Akane, Harry P.
A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles
by Rannaro reviews
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 647,787 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics
by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Visions of Betrayal
by Nili reviews
In the middle of an uneventful summer a message reaches Rivendell: There is something amiss in the camps of the Rangers. Aragorn, Legolas and the twins wish to help, but soon they realise that, this time, the enemy might be much closer than they think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 442,174 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Lessons With Hagrid
by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 527 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A Bit of Wordplay
by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Young Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen play a word game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete
by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Only A Story
by Araloth the Random reviews
[On Hiatus] What would you do if no one believed that you had seen someone kidnapped by mythical creatures? Eamonn, his friend Eryn, an officer, a professor and possibly the whole Police Force are about to find out how much damage explosives can do in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Faramir
The Fanfiction Testament
by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
A Written Penance
by Blue Kat reviews
The Supreme Guardian of Fan Fiction sends Jane, a 23 year old graduate student, into her own fic in order to turn Aria Nightingale, a Mary Sue that Jane unintentionally created, into a decent character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 6/26/2005
Eagle of the Star
by Neoinean reviews
Aragorn’s time as Thorongil, soldier of Rohan and Gondor, from the events that cause his departure south to the events surrounding his return to his family. This story belongs as much to his family as they wait as it does to Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 210,007 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas
by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit
by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Just a Random Tuesday…
by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Taste of Disaster
by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Sea of Troubles
by Nili reviews
Returning from the East, Aragorn and Legolas hope to get some peace at last. With one of Rivendell’s delegations missing and war looming on the horizon, however, peace becomes ever more unlikely as they must fight for their friends’ lives – and their own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 608,419 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
by Master Fifer reviews
The BIG word series. Sequals to Dysmenorrhea and Kakapo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Mary Sue's Finest Hour
by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
Birth of a Name
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 271 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around
by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Brothers In Arms: Part Two
by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
History Lessons: The Second Age
by Nilmandra reviews
In 253 of the Third Age, the children of Elrond have an adventure of their own while hearing tales of the Second Age from those who lived then. Featuring: Elrond, Glorfindel, Elrohir, Elladan, Celebrian, Arwen, Celeborn, Galadriel, Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,614 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Arwen U., Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday
by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron
by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
To Walk In Night
by Nili reviews
Just before Aragorn should travel back to Rivendell, a Mirkwood patrol is attacked and Legolas captured. When Aragorn finally finds him and his captors, both come to realise that a dark force is stirring in Rhûn that might destroy all they hold dear.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 534,535 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Heart of Men
by Nili reviews
While wintering in Mirkwood, Aragorn and Legolas visit Laketown. Soon they find themselves thrown head first into chaos, suspicion and greed which threaten both their lives and the peace the new King of Dale has managed to uphold.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 341,795 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green
by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire
by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
An Eye For An Eye
by Nili reviews
When someone from the past resurfaces and threatens Rivendell and its inhabitants, can Elrond with the help of Legolas protect his sons and especially Aragorn from falling victim to his plans? Or will they all get caught in a blaze of revenge and pain?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 199,681 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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Malevolence and Mayhem reviews
A young Legolas finds himself trapped in a living nightmare. In order to help him, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir, and Lindir must assist him in escaping from the clutches of the worst creature imaginable: a girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 11/12/2015
Mischief and Misunderstandings reviews
One elven festival, ten barrels of enchanted water, and a whole lot of elfling mischief. What can this add up to except chaos, humor, and a complete disaster?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Legolas, Haldir, Elrohir, Lindir - Complete
Sweet Valar, What Have We Done? reviews
One-shot: When a delegation from Mirkwood arrives to discuss a treaty with Elrond, the twins are "asked" to take care of their sister. But what will Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas have to do to keep a young Arwen entertained? (No Slash) Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete