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Joined 05-08-12, id: 3996395, Profile Updated: 02-14-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Call me Angel.

Age: Wouldn't you like to know?

Horoscope:Libra, you stalker

Gender: Chickie

Hobby: Drawing, reading, ice skating, watching anime, swimming, and other stuff.

Favorites: Angels, Naruto, White, Lily(Flower), Anime, Naruhina, Royai, Parental!RoyEd, EdWin, NaLu, shipping people in general, my boyfriend, and other stuff.

Always up for a chat about my ships, or just life!


The Stupidity of the Supposedly Smartest Species on the Planet

EVER WONDER where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why you have to click on 'Start' to stop (shut down) WindowsXP?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: 'Do not use while sleeping'.(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap'. (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: 'Serving suggestion: Defrost'. (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):'Do not turn upside down'. (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating'. (And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body'. (But wouldn't this save me more time)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'. (No shit. Stop the children driving cars and forklifts).

On Nytol Sleep Aid: 'Warning: May cause drowsiness'. (And...I'm taking this because)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only'. (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use'. (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: 'Warning: contains peanuts'.(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts

On a baby stroller: Take out baby before folding... (Legit...No comment)


Things that friends are often expected of.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

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Just Friends by nightowl880 reviews
Lucy is in love with Natsu, but she knows it's impossible for them to be together. After all, Natsu only sees her as a friend. Right? (Minor Jerza.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,953 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain] - Complete
Intermolecular by JRaylin441 reviews
"If there was one thing that had always puzzled Ed, it was physical contact." A fluffy/angsty oneshot that I wrote to overcome writers block. EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Dammit Hughes by BleedingCoffee reviews
"No." Elicia giggled. "What Daddy would really want. He'd want Uncle Roy to get a wife." It's Maes Hughes's birthday and Elicia wants to give her deceased father the gift he always wished for, the gift of RoyAi. :) One-Shot RoyAi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Elysia H., Winry R. - Complete
A Demon's Curse and An Angel's Blessing by Apex Soldier reviews
Nine year old Naruto has had a hard life so far... worst turns to worse when his seal malfunctions. With his new form, what will happen to him? Naruhina, strong, animalistic Naruto... Other pairings undecided... Rated for gore scenes and possible lemon..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,783 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Ash and Aura by Mieoak reviews
Ash, May, Max and Brock decided to take a break and travel around for fun instead. However soon they find themselves running into danger around every corner, and it all leads back to a certain hero's hidden power.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,983 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
My Love For You Grows by Codaram reviews
"To her surprise, on the edge of her bed sat a bouquet of flowers, of every color and shape and size and smell. Daintily, she picked them up, turning them in her hands. She spied a small card attached. 'My love for you grows,' the card told her, hastily scribbled in his own handwriting. 'Just like these flowers." Shameless Romance. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pranks and Misunderstandings by Osoyo702 reviews
Naruto loses his title as a ninja, and catches Hinata in the arms of another. Hearts and bones are broken, friendships are ended, and feelings are revealed. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
HTV: The Hidden Tail Village by ViresAdLegatum reviews
Sanctuary. That was the objective. That was the promise. "Was" is in the past now. Now, it's a reality. Sanctuary for the hated. Sanctuary for the lost. This... This is the Hidden Tail Village. The last stand against the hatred of Jinchuuriki. The place where demons can sleep. The place where even monsters can live normally. Set two years after the 4th SWW. Lemon in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,444 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Yugito N., Fū
One More Dance by Codaram reviews
Every year, on this day, he makes the short journey to the top of that hill. And every year, on this day, she patiently waits at the top of that hill for one more dance. Just a short little one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kindergarten Flirting by Wolf Blossom reviews
Back in kindergarten your mother would tell you if a boy pulls your pigtails he likes you, and if he dips them in paint he loves you. That goes for the rest of your life too. Moreover, when you're an adult and work for the Hottest Man of the Year. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,887 - Reviews: 3092 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Karaoke Night by LoriLori267 reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Neij and Hinata walks into a bar and preforms karaoke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
How Naruto Beat Sasuke by sheltie reviews
Another humorous piece. Sasuke is on his way to destroy the Leaf village and Naruto stops him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Naruto Beat Neji by sheltie reviews
A small piece of humor of Naruto beating Neji in the Chunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trials of the Hanyō Brothers by Apex Soldier reviews
Found drowning at the age of 4, Inuyasha takes Naruto in as a younger brother and they set off into the vast lands of the ninja world. Returning 7 years later, how much has changed? Very AU. Rated for future lemons/fights/gore. Naruhina/Inukag/others...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,200 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Inuyasha, Naruto U.
Underneath the Cherry Blossom Field by Harmony Shadows reviews
Sakura, Ino, TenTen, and Hinata find a scroll under their private cherry blossom tree. They answer the questions, not knowing that they're being watched by Choji, Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Kiba, and Temari. SasxSak, ShikaxIno, NejixTen, NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Complete
I Swear by notgonnasay09 reviews
Takes place after Chapter 270 of the manga. Naruto has had two months to think about Hinata's and Sakura's confession. Who will he choose?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Unexpected Savior by notgonnasay09 reviews
When the unthinkable happens at the Hyūga compound, help for Hinata comes at a high price...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Truth or Dare Inuyasha Style by Sakura Tsubari reviews
A sleepover at Kagome's apartment in modern day Tokyo. Party games, relationships, what more could you want? MirSan, InuKag. R/R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Vessel of Love by Mists reviews
The war is over, and Naruto finally speaks to Hinata about the confession she made to him during her battle with Pain. One-shot. Deep character exploration of Naruto. Lots of romance and fluff. Naruto/Hinata and some Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What could've been by Kurotsuki-Tenchi reviews
What if after the day that Naruto discovered that he contains one of the most powerful tailed demons he was switched to another team? What if it was team 8? Follow Naruto as he strives to become Hokage with his 2 unlikely friends and teammates. NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Day Out by sheltie reviews
My first Link/Zelda story. Zelda is bored in the castle and Link cures her ailment
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Champion is Never Forgotten by Gerbilftw reviews
Some years after Sinnoh. Brock's getting married, and he wants to invite all his friends to attend his wedding, but he's having problems finding one of them, and what's between the connection between this person and May? Dark-Ash AAMayL Advanceshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,216 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
The Unsealed Vampire by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka decided she was better off without a seal?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,177 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Tsukune Meets the Tampon by KittyAttack reviews
What would happen if our beloved Tsukune met a tampon for the first time? Find out in this oneshot! TskuXMokas. Rated M just in case, contains semi lemons. Read and Review :D
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sunlight by agrajagthetesty reviews
One day, sitting at his desk and holding a staring competition with the mound of paperwork sitting in front of him, he happened to glance up at her and idly wonder whether anyone had ever told her that she was beautiful. A series of Royai oneshots. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Wish From the Heart by The Spider reviews
COMPLETE! After defeating Naraku, Inuyasha demands the Shikon jewel. Once he gets it he seems to make a wish, but nothing happened? Did he make a wish? Did the jewel refuse to grant it? IYKag MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 195,413 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Two Souls Intertwined by jojodacrow reviews
A collection of drabbles centered around Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. Drabbles include themes from the RoyAi 100 themes and the RoyAi100 challenge.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Bandaid Covers the Bullet Hole by Kayle5 reviews
[RizaxRoy] Admist sickness and war, Riza still found time to long over that one prize she could never have... Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Lunch Break by Kyraillion reviews
A funny lunch break with Roy and Riza. An obvious RoyxRiza, but nothing mushy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Yellow by drinktea reviews
RoyRiza. In between cars breaking down, her amber eyes and eventual embarassment, Roy dodges an inevitable question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Brick Wall by fireblazie reviews
He knew how it felt, to build a brick wall around himself, only to have it torn down over and over again. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2005
After Hours by Chevira Lowe reviews
RoyxRiza, pure fluff and spoilers galore. Because sometimes, a woman just has to take matters into her own hands, if she wants to accomplish anything...(oneshot)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
Inuyasha and the Mary Sue by Catwho reviews
Inuyasha and the crew encounter the most fearsome enemy of all - the dreaded Mary Sue! What horrors await our intrepid heroes as they battle with her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
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Angel's Adventure in Naruto reviews
I let me and my sister's OCs run rampant in the world of Naruto. There with be blood, tears, and laughter, a lot of laughter. A teacher crush, minds being blown, and a lot of challenges accepted. NaruxOC, SasuxOC, other pairings yet to be determined. Rated T for sexual reference, blood, and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Kakashi H.
The Day the Angel Fell reviews
Yami sends Angel down to Earth in a blind rage, and she feels true loneliness. She's a Jinchuriki, and when she finds Naruto, another Jinchuriki, she feels happy, but then she sees hatred for them both. They will train to be accepted, but will it ever be happen? Will the couple have a happy ending? OCxNaruto Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete