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Name: Call me Angel.
Age: Wouldn't you like to know?
Horoscope:Libra, you stalker
Hobby: Drawing, reading, ice skating, watching anime, swimming, and other stuff.
Favorites: Angels, Naruto, White, Lily(Flower), Anime, Naruhina, Royai, Parental!RoyEd, EdWin, NaLu, shipping people in general, my boyfriend, and other stuff.
Always up for a chat about my ships, or just life!
The Stupidity of the Supposedly Smartest Species on the Planet
EVER WONDER where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why you have to click on 'Start' to stop (shut down) WindowsXP?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer: 'Do not use while sleeping'.(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap'. (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: 'Serving suggestion: Defrost'. (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):'Do not turn upside down'. (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating'. (And you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body'. (But wouldn't this save me more time)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'. (No shit. Stop the children driving cars and forklifts).
On Nytol Sleep Aid: 'Warning: May cause drowsiness'. (And...I'm taking this because)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only'. (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use'. (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: 'Warning: contains peanuts'.(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts
On a baby stroller: Take out baby before folding... (Legit...No comment)
Things that friends are often expected of.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter